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Re: The Church of Elon Musk
« Reply #240 on: August 17, 2018, 12:09:44 AM »
Don’t take that shit. Tell your doctor you don’t want ambien because of all the horror stories and if you’re over 30 they’ll just give you xanax or Ativan instead. Don’t settle for shitty drugs.
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« Reply #241 on: August 17, 2018, 12:18:17 AM »
i got it from a friend. i only have 3 and tonight was the last one.

it didnt' do anything to me other than knock me out after an hour or so of taking it and then making me somewhat groggy most of the morning the next day.

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« Reply #242 on: August 17, 2018, 12:21:21 AM »
i got it from a friend. i only have 3 and tonight was the last one.

it didnt' do anything to me other than knock me out after an hour or so of taking it and then making me somewhat groggy most of the morning the next day.

Yeah, ambien makes me feel like I drank a bottle of wine the night before when I wake up. Benzos, I’m tipsy for like 10 minutes tops.
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Re: The Church of Elon Musk
« Reply #243 on: August 17, 2018, 12:22:59 AM »
Just chug some Nyquil, breh.
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Re: The Church of Elon Musk
« Reply #244 on: August 17, 2018, 12:25:34 AM »
Just chug some Nyquil, breh.

That's hardcore breh, the most extreme I go is melatonin

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Re: The Church of Elon Musk
« Reply #245 on: August 17, 2018, 12:27:29 AM »
Yeah, well, you keep that up and one of these days you'll be chugging a whole bottle of Nyquil and popping two extra-strength Tylenol just to feel anything at all.
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« Reply #246 on: August 17, 2018, 12:29:41 AM »
Shoot it straight in my veiiiiins

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« Reply #247 on: August 17, 2018, 12:34:19 AM »
Just chug some Nyquil, breh.

That's hardcore breh, the most extreme I go is melatonin

I take 11 prescription pills at bedtime! And a bunch throughout the day. I am a fucking doped up housewife.
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« Reply #248 on: August 17, 2018, 12:46:48 AM »
Just chug some Nyquil, breh.

That's hardcore breh, the most extreme I go is melatonin
melatonin works for me to fall asleep and stay asleep on a regular basis
but if i'm having anxiety or my mind can't stop then i need something stronger.

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« Reply #249 on: August 17, 2018, 07:42:06 AM »
Just chug some Nyquil, breh.

That's hardcore breh, the most extreme I go is melatonin

I take 11 prescription pills at bedtime! And a bunch throughout the day. I am a fucking doped up housewife.
God that's so fucking hot.  Hike your skirt up and bend over and I'll make you feel something.

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Re: The Church of Elon Musk
« Reply #250 on: August 17, 2018, 10:45:20 AM »
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Mr. Musk alternated between laughter and tears. He said he had been working up to 120 hours a week recently—echoing the reason he cited in a recent public apology to an analyst whom he had berated.

Musk is almost putting in Evilore hours.
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« Reply #251 on: August 17, 2018, 01:24:41 PM »
I would believe he is AT work 120 hours/week... but he is not actually doing real work for 17.2 hours per day.

He eats, he travels, he poops, he tweets, he sleeps.

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« Reply #252 on: August 17, 2018, 02:01:31 PM »
Well, they have lost about 8.5% today....

Damn short sellers!!!

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« Reply #253 on: August 17, 2018, 03:59:55 PM »
More like Elon Husk

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Re: The Church of Elon Musk
« Reply #254 on: August 17, 2018, 04:48:03 PM »
I have this vision of Grimes haunting Musk Manor like a twisted apparition, stealing Elons sanity. That or shes Silicon Valleys Yoko
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« Reply #255 on: August 17, 2018, 07:11:33 PM »
Dunno... Elon Musk has been going a bit crazy of late.

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« Reply #256 on: August 17, 2018, 08:30:26 PM »
More like Elon Husk

More like Melon Tusk lmao
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Re: The Church of Elon Musk
« Reply #257 on: August 17, 2018, 08:46:40 PM »
I would believe he is AT work 120 hours/week... but he is not actually doing real work for 17.2 hours per day.

He eats, he travels, he poops, he tweets, he sleeps.

Living example that beyond a certain point there's diminishing returns on adding hours to a normal work day.
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« Reply #259 on: August 27, 2018, 01:25:19 PM »
So he has now announced that he will not go private.

Somebody needs to go update that “where’s the fraud” RE thread.

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« Reply #260 on: August 27, 2018, 04:38:36 PM »
so glad c broke up with him, she deserves better

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« Reply #261 on: August 28, 2018, 03:39:57 AM »
https://twitter.com/davegershgorn/status/1034187306171813888

The Elomnissiah is going to deny us the Motive Force  :'(
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Re: The Church of Elon Musk
« Reply #262 on: August 31, 2018, 05:11:20 PM »
From the WSJ






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« Reply #263 on: August 31, 2018, 06:27:00 PM »
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« Reply #264 on: August 31, 2018, 10:46:15 PM »
I want Musk to build a orbital laser cannon and use it to hold the world hostage at his point.

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« Reply #265 on: September 07, 2018, 01:17:50 AM »
Musk is live on Rogan

You can tell how socially awkward and nerdy he is. His mannerisms are cringey as fuck.

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« Reply #266 on: September 07, 2018, 02:16:23 AM »
I hope the triples down on the pedo thing :noah :noah :whew

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« Reply #267 on: September 07, 2018, 06:04:45 AM »
I was hoping getting Musk high would have let Joe open him up about the pedo comments, but nothing really happened.

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« Reply #268 on: September 07, 2018, 06:37:43 AM »
Musk is live on Rogan

You can tell how socially awkward and nerdy he is. His mannerisms are cringey as fuck.
big time autisty, he'd fit in well here  :lol
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« Reply #269 on: September 07, 2018, 10:52:13 AM »
Watching Tesla implode is my favorite thing

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Re: The Church of Elon Musk
« Reply #270 on: September 07, 2018, 11:33:56 AM »
what a waste of a blunt

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Re: The Church of Elon Musk
« Reply #271 on: September 07, 2018, 12:18:57 PM »
yeah i've been that high before. i get you, elon

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« Reply #272 on: September 07, 2018, 01:17:12 PM »
Perhaps an Elon smiley?

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Re: The Church of Elon Musk
« Reply #274 on: September 07, 2018, 03:28:14 PM »
We sure love building up celebrities and then tearing them down. The only one's who escape are the ones who kill themselves before you we get tired of them.




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« Reply #275 on: September 07, 2018, 03:50:24 PM »
We sure love building up celebrities and then tearing them down. The only one's who escape are the ones who kill themselves before you we get tired of them.

Nah, there are tons of old celebrities that people still rock with. Musk isn't suffering from some inevitable backlash caused by fame culture, he's just acting like an ass.

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« Reply #276 on: September 07, 2018, 05:14:18 PM »
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« Reply #277 on: September 07, 2018, 05:25:24 PM »
Lol petty af

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« Reply #278 on: September 07, 2018, 08:22:22 PM »
Syph post if you are OK

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« Reply #279 on: September 07, 2018, 11:44:38 PM »
Probably a bigger deal than smoking weed is that Tesla's chief accounting officer is leaving after only a month on the job. I don't know much about business but that sounds pretty bad.

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« Reply #280 on: September 08, 2018, 04:32:54 PM »
Elon started to sound like a regular dude shortly after taking a drink of that whiskey. It was kinda tripping me out for a sec lol.  :doge
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« Reply #281 on: September 08, 2018, 05:12:08 PM »
-Pretending he was going to buy stocks at $420 a share.
-Calling a British diver a pedo.
-Smoking weed.

All in such a short space of time. What is he going to do next?


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« Reply #282 on: September 08, 2018, 05:30:29 PM »
Revolutionize the cannabis industry with hyperloop bongs

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« Reply #283 on: September 08, 2018, 05:51:10 PM »
Fully automated hyperloop weed transports :rejoice

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« Reply #284 on: September 08, 2018, 06:04:53 PM »
Musk has always been the typical awkward nerd, but recently he's turned into a full blown meth head.

Just watch this interview from just 2y ago. The difference is quite shocking.


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« Reply #285 on: September 08, 2018, 06:43:45 PM »
Rogan approaching 6million views on that one interview.

Rogan might as well be his own news channel.

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« Reply #286 on: September 08, 2018, 06:49:14 PM »
Probably a bigger deal than smoking weed is that Tesla's chief accounting officer is leaving after only a month on the job. I don't know much about business but that sounds pretty bad.
"He Elon, what's that expense"

"Weed"

"But that's a big sum"

"It was very good weed"

 :doge
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Re: The Church of Elon Musk
« Reply #288 on: September 09, 2018, 04:46:23 AM »

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« Reply #289 on: September 09, 2018, 09:03:06 AM »
-Pretending he was going to buy stocks at $420 a share.
-Calling a British diver a pedo.
-Smoking weed.

All in such a short space of time. What is he going to do next?
Kill some chickens in a closet with Azealia Banks.

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« Reply #290 on: September 09, 2018, 09:07:39 AM »
This is the part of the movie when a Interpol detective played by Clive Owen figures out Tesla is actually an international drug running operation.  :doge

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« Reply #291 on: September 10, 2018, 03:21:13 PM »
He only had one puff and he didn't even take it back.

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« Reply #292 on: September 10, 2018, 03:50:08 PM »
This is the part of the movie when a Interpol detective played by Clive Owen figures out Tesla is actually an international drug running operation.  :doge

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Hence all the recalls and no returns/refunds  ;)
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I heard the "woooooah hoo-oooooh!" in my head :lol
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« Reply #293 on: September 10, 2018, 04:01:49 PM »
Of all things, it's the weed that might do it? Not the rumors of cocaine or acid use, but some weed?
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« Reply #294 on: September 10, 2018, 05:42:13 PM »
Of all things, it's the weed that might do it? Not the rumors of cocaine or acid use, but some weed?
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The Church of Elon musk is one thing but the 'shorters' that are hating are another thing you can dumpster dive on a lazy sunday.

There's guys who camp outside the Tesla factories to count the amount of cars that roll of the production lines, people going through their garbage and/or leaking internal e-mails.
The basic premise is that Elon is a 'fraud' and Tesla a ponzi-scheme and has no intention of ever turning a profit and/or producing enough cars to meet demand.
Some plan to sue Elon for 'attempted murder' because he knowingly produces unsafe vehicles.

There's an equal number of 'rogue white house' employees than there are Tesla 'whistle blowers'. It's a fascinating topic.
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« Reply #295 on: September 10, 2018, 07:14:58 PM »
Just noticed that "What type of fragrance do you bitches wear?" thread was right next to this one, and thought maybe Elon can salvage his empire by launching "Elon's Musk."

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« Reply #296 on: September 10, 2018, 07:25:09 PM »
Same!

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« Reply #297 on: September 11, 2018, 11:36:44 AM »
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« Reply #298 on: September 11, 2018, 01:19:53 PM »
Just noticed that "What type of fragrance do you bitches wear?" thread was right next to this one, and thought maybe Elon can salvage his empire by launching "Elon's Musk."

It's way too early for dad jokes.

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« Reply #299 on: September 11, 2018, 07:01:28 PM »
Just noticed that "What type of fragrance do you bitches wear?" thread was right next to this one, and thought maybe Elon can salvage his empire by launching "Elon's Musk."

It's way too early for dad jokes.

Yeah, but any time of day, I'm still a dad.