Author Topic: The Fall of the House of Musker (Read 50110 times)

TVC15 · « **Reply #240 on:** August 17, 2018, 10:45:20 AM »

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Mr. Musk alternated between laughter and tears. He said he had been working up to 120 hours a week recently—echoing the reason he cited in a recent public apology to an analyst whom he had berated.

Musk is almost putting in Evilore hours.

kingv · « **Reply #241 on:** August 17, 2018, 01:24:41 PM »

I would believe he is AT work 120 hours/week... but he is not actually doing real work for 17.2 hours per day.

He eats, he travels, he poops, he tweets, he sleeps.

kingv · « **Reply #242 on:** August 17, 2018, 02:01:31 PM »

Well, they have lost about 8.5% today....

Damn short sellers!!!

agrajag · « **Reply #243 on:** August 17, 2018, 03:59:55 PM »

More like Elon Husk

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #244 on:** August 17, 2018, 04:48:03 PM »

I have this vision of Grimes haunting Musk Manor like a twisted apparition, stealing Elons sanity. That or shes Silicon Valleys Yoko

Leadbelly · « **Reply #245 on:** August 17, 2018, 07:11:33 PM »

Dunno... Elon Musk has been going a bit crazy of late.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #246 on:** August 17, 2018, 08:30:26 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on August 17, 2018, 03:59:55 PM

More like Elon Husk

More like Melon Tusk lmao

VomKriege · « **Reply #247 on:** August 17, 2018, 08:46:40 PM »

Quote from: kingv on August 17, 2018, 01:24:41 PM

I would believe he is AT work 120 hours/week... but he is not actually doing real work for 17.2 hours per day.

He eats, he travels, he poops, he tweets, he sleeps.

Living example that beyond a certain point there's diminishing returns on adding hours to a normal work day.

toku · « **Reply #248 on:** August 22, 2018, 12:19:20 AM »

https://twitter.com/andromedamn/status/1031692871177576453

kingv · « **Reply #249 on:** August 27, 2018, 01:25:19 PM »

So he has now announced that he will not go private.

Somebody needs to go update that “where’s the fraud” RE thread.

Cryo · « **Reply #250 on:** August 27, 2018, 04:38:36 PM »

so glad c broke up with him, she deserves better

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #251 on:** August 28, 2018, 03:39:57 AM »

https://twitter.com/davegershgorn/status/1034187306171813888

The Elomnissiah is going to deny us the Motive Force :'(

curly · « **Reply #252 on:** August 31, 2018, 05:11:20 PM »

From the WSJ

Nintex · « **Reply #253 on:** August 31, 2018, 06:27:00 PM »

Quote from: curly on August 31, 2018, 05:11:20 PM

From the WSJ

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"Funding secured"

Elon and McAfee should team up

FatRiker · « **Reply #254 on:** August 31, 2018, 10:46:15 PM »

I want Musk to build a orbital laser cannon and use it to hold the world hostage at his point.

Assimilate · « **Reply #255 on:** September 07, 2018, 01:17:50 AM »

Musk is live on Rogan

You can tell how socially awkward and nerdy he is. His mannerisms are cringey as fuck.

Momo · « **Reply #256 on:** September 07, 2018, 02:16:23 AM »

I hope the triples down on the pedo thing

FatRiker · « **Reply #257 on:** September 07, 2018, 06:04:45 AM »

I was hoping getting Musk high would have let Joe open him up about the pedo comments, but nothing really happened.

team filler · « **Reply #258 on:** September 07, 2018, 06:37:43 AM »

Quote from: Assimilate on September 07, 2018, 01:17:50 AM

Musk is live on Rogan

You can tell how socially awkward and nerdy he is. His mannerisms are cringey as fuck.

big time autisty, he'd fit in well here

kingv · « **Reply #259 on:** September 07, 2018, 10:52:13 AM »

Watching Tesla implode is my favorite thing

curly · « **Reply #260 on:** September 07, 2018, 11:33:56 AM »

what a waste of a blunt

nachobro · « **Reply #261 on:** September 07, 2018, 12:18:57 PM »

yeah i've been that high before. i get you, elon

kingv · « **Reply #262 on:** September 07, 2018, 01:17:12 PM »

Perhaps an Elon smiley?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #263 on:** September 07, 2018, 02:44:25 PM »

https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-stock-down-musk-filmed-smoking-pot-executives-leave-2018-9

The market has spoken!

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #264 on:** September 07, 2018, 03:28:14 PM »

We sure love building up celebrities and then tearing them down. The only one's who escape are the ones who kill themselves before you we get tired of them.

Mandark · « **Reply #265 on:** September 07, 2018, 03:50:24 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on September 07, 2018, 03:28:14 PM

We sure love building up celebrities and then tearing them down. The only one's who escape are the ones who kill themselves before you we get tired of them.

Nah, there are tons of old celebrities that people still rock with. Musk isn't suffering from some inevitable backlash caused by fame culture, he's just acting like an ass.

Nintex · « **Reply #266 on:** September 07, 2018, 05:14:18 PM »

https://twitter.com/CGasparino/status/1038163605080993792

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #267 on:** September 07, 2018, 05:25:24 PM »

Lol petty af

agrajag · « **Reply #268 on:** September 07, 2018, 08:22:22 PM »

Syph post if you are OK

curly · « **Reply #269 on:** September 07, 2018, 11:44:38 PM »

Probably a bigger deal than smoking weed is that Tesla's chief accounting officer is leaving after only a month on the job. I don't know much about business but that sounds pretty bad.

Atramental · « **Reply #270 on:** September 08, 2018, 04:32:54 PM »

Elon started to sound like a regular dude shortly after taking a drink of that whiskey. It was kinda tripping me out for a sec lol.

Leadbelly · « **Reply #271 on:** September 08, 2018, 05:12:08 PM »

-Pretending he was going to buy stocks at $420 a share.
-Calling a British diver a pedo.
-Smoking weed.

All in such a short space of time. What is he going to do next?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #272 on:** September 08, 2018, 05:30:29 PM »

Revolutionize the cannabis industry with hyperloop bongs

Atramental · « **Reply #273 on:** September 08, 2018, 05:51:10 PM »

Fully automated hyperloop weed transports

Raist · « **Reply #274 on:** September 08, 2018, 06:04:53 PM »

Musk has always been the typical awkward nerd, but recently he's turned into a full blown meth head.

Just watch this interview from just 2y ago. The difference is quite shocking.

Assimilate · « **Reply #275 on:** September 08, 2018, 06:43:45 PM »

Rogan approaching 6million views on that one interview.

Rogan might as well be his own news channel.

Nintex · « **Reply #276 on:** September 08, 2018, 06:49:14 PM »

Quote from: curly on September 07, 2018, 11:44:38 PM

Probably a bigger deal than smoking weed is that Tesla's chief accounting officer is leaving after only a month on the job. I don't know much about business but that sounds pretty bad.

"He Elon, what's that expense"

"Weed"

"But that's a big sum"

"It was very good weed"

Trent Dole · « **Reply #277 on:** September 09, 2018, 04:09:55 AM »

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1038496515201925120

Valkyrie · « **Reply #278 on:** September 09, 2018, 04:46:23 AM »

https://twitter.com/IllyBocean/status/1038690205333475328

FatRiker · « **Reply #279 on:** September 09, 2018, 09:03:06 AM »

Quote from: Leadbelly on September 08, 2018, 05:12:08 PM

-Pretending he was going to buy stocks at $420 a share.
-Calling a British diver a pedo.
-Smoking weed.

All in such a short space of time. What is he going to do next?

Kill some chickens in a closet with Azealia Banks.

Nintex · « **Reply #280 on:** September 09, 2018, 09:07:39 AM »

This is the part of the movie when a Interpol detective played by Clive Owen figures out Tesla is actually an international drug running operation.

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Hence all the recalls and no returns/refunds

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Leadbelly · « **Reply #281 on:** September 10, 2018, 03:21:13 PM »

He only had one puff and he didn't even take it back.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #282 on:** September 10, 2018, 04:01:49 PM »

Of all things, it's the weed that might do it? Not the rumors of cocaine or acid use, but some weed?

Nintex · « **Reply #283 on:** September 10, 2018, 05:42:13 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on September 10, 2018, 04:01:49 PM

Of all things, it's the weed that might do it? Not the rumors of cocaine or acid use, but some weed?
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The Church of Elon musk is one thing but the 'shorters' that are hating are another thing you can dumpster dive on a lazy sunday.

There's guys who camp outside the Tesla factories to count the amount of cars that roll of the production lines, people going through their garbage and/or leaking internal e-mails.
The basic premise is that Elon is a 'fraud' and Tesla a ponzi-scheme and has no intention of ever turning a profit and/or producing enough cars to meet demand.
Some plan to sue Elon for 'attempted murder' because he knowingly produces unsafe vehicles.

There's an equal number of 'rogue white house' employees than there are Tesla 'whistle blowers'. It's a fascinating topic.

chronovore · « **Reply #284 on:** September 10, 2018, 07:14:58 PM »

Just noticed that "What type of fragrance do you bitches wear?" thread was right next to this one, and thought maybe Elon can salvage his empire by launching "Elon's Musk."

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #285 on:** September 10, 2018, 07:25:09 PM »

Same!

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Brehvolution · « **Reply #286 on:** September 11, 2018, 11:36:44 AM »

Raist · « **Reply #287 on:** September 11, 2018, 01:19:53 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on September 10, 2018, 07:14:58 PM

Just noticed that "What type of fragrance do you bitches wear?" thread was right next to this one, and thought maybe Elon can salvage his empire by launching "Elon's Musk."

It's way too early for dad jokes.

chronovore · « **Reply #288 on:** September 11, 2018, 07:01:28 PM »

Quote from: Raist on September 11, 2018, 01:19:53 PM

Quote from: chronovore on September 10, 2018, 07:14:58 PM
Just noticed that "What type of fragrance do you bitches wear?" thread was right next to this one, and thought maybe Elon can salvage his empire by launching "Elon's Musk."

It's way too early for dad jokes.

Yeah, but any time of day, I'm still a dad.

Leadbelly · « **Reply #289 on:** September 12, 2018, 12:48:06 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on September 11, 2018, 11:36:44 AM

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Yeah. He should've just got blasted and gone into an in-depth conversation about him being the cosmic father and why it is he that shines the sun considering the reaction would have been the same either way.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #290 on:** September 12, 2018, 06:19:31 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #291 on:** September 14, 2018, 06:39:54 AM »

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1040139582531022848

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1040139968843145216

i may be coming around on this storyline

Nintex · « **Reply #292 on:** September 14, 2018, 07:08:41 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on September 14, 2018, 06:39:54 AM

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1040139582531022848

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1040139968843145216

i may be coming around on this storyline

Those tunnels are being made to make the drug smuggling even easier.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #293 on:** September 17, 2018, 05:16:12 PM »

https://apnews.com/4f4ddea4fa0c43ae984447fae85cf644?utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=AP&__twitter_impression=true

kingv · « **Reply #294 on:** September 17, 2018, 05:55:38 PM »

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The truth has now got its boots on and Elon Musk is being brought to account for repeatedly attacking and taunting the good name of an ordinary spelunker: Vernon Unsworth who answered the call and (with others) put his life on the line to help rescue the 13 trapped in the caves in Thailand,” he said.

An “ordinary spelunker”, eh? We see you ungsworth you’re not even slick.

How many straws did you bring to Thailand?

kingv · « **Reply #295 on:** September 17, 2018, 05:56:47 PM »

Also, aren’t bricks already pretty fucking cheap?

team filler · « **Reply #296 on:** September 18, 2018, 04:00:24 AM »

Leadbelly · « **Reply #297 on:** September 18, 2018, 08:47:19 PM »

Elon Musk should come out with a brand of aftershave.

Momo · « **Reply #298 on:** September 19, 2018, 12:34:40 AM »

Elon Musk should come out with a brand of vuvuzelas

Momo · « **Reply #299 on:** September 19, 2018, 02:12:46 AM »

Cant go to a local soccer match without bleeding from the ears friend

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Author Topic: The Fall of the House of Musker (Read 50110 times)