Author Topic: The Fall of the House of Musker (Read 38791 times)

Leadbelly · « **Reply #300 on:** September 12, 2018, 12:48:06 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on September 11, 2018, 11:36:44 AM

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Yeah. He should've just got blasted and gone into an in-depth conversation about him being the cosmic father and why it is he that shines the sun considering the reaction would have been the same either way.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #301 on:** September 12, 2018, 06:19:31 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #302 on:** September 14, 2018, 06:39:54 AM »

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1040139582531022848

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1040139968843145216

i may be coming around on this storyline

shosta · « **Reply #303 on:** September 14, 2018, 06:58:24 PM »

more interested in his THC BBQ

Nintex · « **Reply #304 on:** September 14, 2018, 07:08:41 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on September 14, 2018, 06:39:54 AM

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1040139582531022848

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1040139968843145216

i may be coming around on this storyline

Those tunnels are being made to make the drug smuggling even easier.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #305 on:** September 17, 2018, 05:16:12 PM »

https://apnews.com/4f4ddea4fa0c43ae984447fae85cf644?utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=AP&__twitter_impression=true

kingv · « **Reply #306 on:** September 17, 2018, 05:55:38 PM »

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The truth has now got its boots on and Elon Musk is being brought to account for repeatedly attacking and taunting the good name of an ordinary spelunker: Vernon Unsworth who answered the call and (with others) put his life on the line to help rescue the 13 trapped in the caves in Thailand,” he said.

An “ordinary spelunker”, eh? We see you ungsworth you’re not even slick.

How many straws did you bring to Thailand?

kingv · « **Reply #307 on:** September 17, 2018, 05:56:47 PM »

Also, aren’t bricks already pretty fucking cheap?

team filler · « **Reply #308 on:** September 18, 2018, 04:00:24 AM »

Leadbelly · « **Reply #309 on:** September 18, 2018, 08:47:19 PM »

Elon Musk should come out with a brand of aftershave.

Momo · « **Reply #310 on:** September 19, 2018, 12:34:40 AM »

Elon Musk should come out with a brand of vuvuzelas

shosta · « **Reply #311 on:** September 19, 2018, 12:59:36 AM »

Wait, are those still popular in South Africa?

Momo · « **Reply #312 on:** September 19, 2018, 02:12:46 AM »

Cant go to a local soccer match without bleeding from the ears friend

shosta · « **Reply #313 on:** September 19, 2018, 02:15:02 AM »

Open palm that shit down their necks

Nintex · « **Reply #314 on:** September 27, 2018, 04:21:58 PM »

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-09-27/elon-musk-is-sued-by-securities-and-exchange-commission-docket-jml0doi2

They're going to crucify our prophet

shosta · « **Reply #315 on:** September 27, 2018, 06:01:10 PM »

Kara · « **Reply #316 on:** September 27, 2018, 08:50:57 PM »

https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1045472592595996672

VomKriege · « **Reply #317 on:** September 28, 2018, 03:05:52 AM »

The World Is Yours.

Take It To The Limit.

Nintex · « **Reply #318 on:** September 28, 2018, 03:07:57 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on September 28, 2018, 03:05:52 AM

The World Is Yours.

Take It To The Limit.

This is nothing. Watch the documentary on John McAffee on Netflix to see what the 'limit' really looks like.

Mandark · « **Reply #319 on:** September 29, 2018, 05:26:48 PM »

Musk settling SEC charges for $20 million and stepping down as chairman of Tesla.

kingv · « **Reply #320 on:** September 29, 2018, 06:05:58 PM »

I don’t see how they can keep him as CEO. It seems completely unsustainable.

But they are still waaaaaaay over valued, so maybe they’re just afraid that dumping him will make the price catch up to reality.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #321 on:** September 29, 2018, 06:41:00 PM »

This is what happens when you go on Joe Rogan's podcast #notevenonce

Nintex · « **Reply #322 on:** September 29, 2018, 06:48:13 PM »

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1046162984127647744

Fines and a lawyer will oversee his tweets.

This will probably end up like a Steve Jobs situation. The new chairman decides to oust Elon. Then after the company craters he returns the hero.
But something tells me Elon has another gig lined up with Space Force.

Kara · « **Reply #323 on:** September 29, 2018, 08:51:46 PM »

Nintex's boy getting got by the system he loves.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1046155625619689472

Yeti · « **Reply #324 on:** September 29, 2018, 09:35:08 PM »

Someone change the thread title to "The Fall of the House of Musker"

Himu · « **Reply #325 on:** September 30, 2018, 02:43:55 AM »

Damn. Rip.

TVC15 · « **Reply #326 on:** September 30, 2018, 04:16:55 AM »

Asia Argento strikes again.

VomKriege · « **Reply #327 on:** September 30, 2018, 07:39:56 AM »

Can't wait for Elon to not abide to the deal.

Nintex · « **Reply #328 on:** October 01, 2018, 06:04:22 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on September 30, 2018, 07:39:56 AM

Can't wait for Elon to not abide to the deal.

*Tweets* "SEC is pedo"

*shoots 20 million into the sky with SpaceX rocket*

"Elon Musk regrets insulting the SEC. Steps down as Tesla's Human Resources manager"

toku · « **Reply #329 on:** October 02, 2018, 05:27:35 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #330 on:** October 04, 2018, 06:33:49 PM »

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1047943670350020608

Our boi is not giving up

curly · « **Reply #331 on:** October 04, 2018, 10:55:41 PM »

https://twitter.com/isaiah_kb/status/1047997199819427841

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #332 on:** October 04, 2018, 10:57:46 PM »

Is this late-stage capitalism?

Kara · « **Reply #333 on:** October 04, 2018, 11:29:51 PM »

Does NASA stand for Nazis Against Shorters At-Large?

kingv · « **Reply #334 on:** October 04, 2018, 11:37:40 PM »

A lawyer will be reviewing Elon musks tweets.

In other news, Elon Musk has bough a law degree online.

Kara · « **Reply #335 on:** October 10, 2018, 12:45:32 PM »

https://www.accountingtoday.com/articles/tesla-resolves-tax-dispute-with-nevada-after-state-goes-to-court

kingv · « **Reply #336 on:** October 10, 2018, 01:07:00 PM »

Quote from: Leadbelly on September 10, 2018, 03:21:13 PM

He only had one puff and he didn't even take it back.

It wasn’t even loud

toku · « **Reply #337 on:** October 14, 2018, 01:23:43 PM »

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1051389235406598144

Idk you guys this Elon Musk guy seems alright...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/MeidocafeR/status/1051472235465269248

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Nabbis · « **Reply #338 on:** October 14, 2018, 01:37:11 PM »

Fucker should focus on making Tesla quality control better so that i will feel comfortable of buying one.

agrajag · « **Reply #339 on:** October 14, 2018, 01:40:44 PM »

Fuck ugly ass Teslas, I'ma buy an i8

chronovore · « **Reply #340 on:** October 19, 2018, 07:55:59 PM »

http://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1053390822991790083

Nintex · « **Reply #341 on:** October 22, 2018, 03:37:54 PM »

https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1054440345088507904

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #342 on:** October 22, 2018, 03:40:32 PM »

Quote from: Nabbis on October 14, 2018, 01:37:11 PM

Fucker should focus on making Tesla quality control better so that i will feel comfortable of buying one.

Or making catgirls real.

Tasty · « **Reply #343 on:** December 24, 2018, 05:28:32 PM »

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1073507274419621888

curly · « **Reply #344 on:** December 24, 2018, 09:08:29 PM »

cringe af

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #345 on:** December 24, 2018, 11:26:42 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 24, 2018, 05:28:32 PM

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1073507274419621888

lmao what a nub

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #346 on:** February 02, 2019, 11:57:58 PM »

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1091080660100440065

team filler · « **Reply #347 on:** March 16, 2019, 02:06:00 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #348 on:** March 16, 2019, 02:06:40 PM »

LeviathanShark
6 hours ago (edited)
Model S
Model 3
Model X
Model Y

Good multi-billion dollar joke Elon

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #349 on:** March 16, 2019, 03:50:18 PM »

Is this the reveal for Forza 8?

agrajag · « **Reply #350 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:11:04 PM »

https://www.xxlmag.com/news/2019/03/elon-musk-rap-song-harambe/

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On Saturday morning (March 30), Tesla CEO and co-founder Elon Musk suddenly entered the world of SoundCloud rap when he dropped off a rap song that was dedicated to the late and beloved gorilla, Harambe.
On the song, which is titled “RIP Harambe,” Musk uses Auto-Tune to rap about the gorilla who was shot and killed by zookeepers in May 2016 after he dragged a little boy that accidentally fell into his containment

"RIP Harambe/Sipping on some Bombay/We are on our way to heaven/Amen, Amen/RIP Harambe/Smoking on that strong, hey/In the gorilla zoo and we all think about you,” Musk raps in his tribute to the primate.

The song is featured on Elon's Emo G Records SoundCloud page and has garnered over 156,000 streams so far. In his tweet announcing the song—and his record label, Emo G Records—the 47-year-old wrote, "I’m disappointed that my record label failed."

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #351 on:** March 31, 2019, 07:29:37 PM »

kingv · « **Reply #352 on:** April 05, 2019, 07:46:49 AM »

Been going down the rabbit hole on some TSLA news... after Q1, I don’t think they make it another year without some substantial changes. They are either in bankruptcy, Sold off, or taken private by a PE firm by this time next year.

There is no way their balance sheet is sustainable without significant growth.

Cryo · « **Reply #353 on:** April 05, 2019, 11:45:57 AM »

here in the Bay Area, model 3s are as common as Corollas

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #354 on:** April 05, 2019, 12:33:33 PM »

I see Teslas all the time around here. Even in podunk Sandy, OR fred meyer that I trek to for groceries has Tesla charge stations that usually have a couple in use

thisismyusername · « **Reply #355 on:** April 05, 2019, 12:44:29 PM »

I've seen ONE Telsa around here, and it was last week.

I have someone that is deep in the Musk kool-aid on Facebook and he's like "you're just dumb to not invest in Telsa!" and it's like "dude, they're not at the 'nearly hitting critical mass' part, yet."

kingv · « **Reply #356 on:** April 05, 2019, 01:53:47 PM »

Quote from: Cryo on April 05, 2019, 11:45:57 AM

here in the Bay Area, model 3s are as common as Corollas

That’s actually not really that surprising. As most of Tesla’s sales all come from one model and are in the US.

Toyota actually makes money though.

agrajag · « **Reply #357 on:** April 05, 2019, 02:03:48 PM »

you guys are fools for not investing in the hype loop

shosta · « **Reply #358 on:** April 05, 2019, 02:13:55 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on April 05, 2019, 02:03:48 PM

you guys are fools for not investing in the hype loop

I didn't vote for the high speed rail precisely because I knew anything that started in Fresno would be an expensive disaster

Quote from: kingv on April 05, 2019, 01:53:47 PM

Toyota actually makes money though.

Fact check: Tesla made a profit in the last quarter of 2018.

agrajag · « **Reply #359 on:** April 05, 2019, 02:23:20 PM »

News:

Author Topic: The Fall of the House of Musker (Read 38791 times)