Author Topic: The Fall of the House of Musker (Read 50170 times)

Nintex · « **Reply #300 on:** September 27, 2018, 04:21:58 PM »

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-09-27/elon-musk-is-sued-by-securities-and-exchange-commission-docket-jml0doi2

They're going to crucify our prophet

Kara · « **Reply #301 on:** September 27, 2018, 08:50:57 PM »

https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1045472592595996672

VomKriege · « **Reply #302 on:** September 28, 2018, 03:05:52 AM »

The World Is Yours.

Take It To The Limit.

Nintex · « **Reply #303 on:** September 28, 2018, 03:07:57 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on September 28, 2018, 03:05:52 AM

The World Is Yours.

Take It To The Limit.

This is nothing. Watch the documentary on John McAffee on Netflix to see what the 'limit' really looks like.

Mandark · « **Reply #304 on:** September 29, 2018, 05:26:48 PM »

Musk settling SEC charges for $20 million and stepping down as chairman of Tesla.

kingv · « **Reply #305 on:** September 29, 2018, 06:05:58 PM »

I don’t see how they can keep him as CEO. It seems completely unsustainable.

But they are still waaaaaaay over valued, so maybe they’re just afraid that dumping him will make the price catch up to reality.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #306 on:** September 29, 2018, 06:41:00 PM »

This is what happens when you go on Joe Rogan's podcast #notevenonce

Nintex · « **Reply #307 on:** September 29, 2018, 06:48:13 PM »

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1046162984127647744

Fines and a lawyer will oversee his tweets.

This will probably end up like a Steve Jobs situation. The new chairman decides to oust Elon. Then after the company craters he returns the hero.
But something tells me Elon has another gig lined up with Space Force.

Kara · « **Reply #308 on:** September 29, 2018, 08:51:46 PM »

Nintex's boy getting got by the system he loves.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1046155625619689472

Yeti · « **Reply #309 on:** September 29, 2018, 09:35:08 PM »

Someone change the thread title to "The Fall of the House of Musker"

Himu · « **Reply #310 on:** September 30, 2018, 02:43:55 AM »

Damn. Rip.

TVC15 · « **Reply #311 on:** September 30, 2018, 04:16:55 AM »

Asia Argento strikes again.

VomKriege · « **Reply #312 on:** September 30, 2018, 07:39:56 AM »

Can't wait for Elon to not abide to the deal.

Nintex · « **Reply #313 on:** October 01, 2018, 06:04:22 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on September 30, 2018, 07:39:56 AM

Can't wait for Elon to not abide to the deal.

*Tweets* "SEC is pedo"

*shoots 20 million into the sky with SpaceX rocket*

"Elon Musk regrets insulting the SEC. Steps down as Tesla's Human Resources manager"

toku · « **Reply #314 on:** October 02, 2018, 05:27:35 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #315 on:** October 04, 2018, 06:33:49 PM »

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1047943670350020608

Our boi is not giving up

curly · « **Reply #316 on:** October 04, 2018, 10:55:41 PM »

https://twitter.com/isaiah_kb/status/1047997199819427841

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #317 on:** October 04, 2018, 10:57:46 PM »

Is this late-stage capitalism?

Kara · « **Reply #318 on:** October 04, 2018, 11:29:51 PM »

Does NASA stand for Nazis Against Shorters At-Large?

kingv · « **Reply #319 on:** October 04, 2018, 11:37:40 PM »

A lawyer will be reviewing Elon musks tweets.

In other news, Elon Musk has bough a law degree online.

Kara · « **Reply #320 on:** October 10, 2018, 12:45:32 PM »

https://www.accountingtoday.com/articles/tesla-resolves-tax-dispute-with-nevada-after-state-goes-to-court

kingv · « **Reply #321 on:** October 10, 2018, 01:07:00 PM »

Quote from: Leadbelly on September 10, 2018, 03:21:13 PM

He only had one puff and he didn't even take it back.

It wasn’t even loud

toku · « **Reply #322 on:** October 14, 2018, 01:23:43 PM »

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1051389235406598144

Idk you guys this Elon Musk guy seems alright...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/MeidocafeR/status/1051472235465269248

[close]

Nabbis · « **Reply #323 on:** October 14, 2018, 01:37:11 PM »

Fucker should focus on making Tesla quality control better so that i will feel comfortable of buying one.

agrajag · « **Reply #324 on:** October 14, 2018, 01:40:44 PM »

Fuck ugly ass Teslas, I'ma buy an i8

chronovore · « **Reply #325 on:** October 19, 2018, 07:55:59 PM »

http://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1053390822991790083

Nintex · « **Reply #326 on:** October 22, 2018, 03:37:54 PM »

https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1054440345088507904

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #327 on:** October 22, 2018, 03:40:32 PM »

Quote from: Nabbis on October 14, 2018, 01:37:11 PM

Fucker should focus on making Tesla quality control better so that i will feel comfortable of buying one.

Or making catgirls real.

Tasty · « **Reply #328 on:** December 24, 2018, 05:28:32 PM »

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1073507274419621888

curly · « **Reply #329 on:** December 24, 2018, 09:08:29 PM »

cringe af

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #330 on:** December 24, 2018, 11:26:42 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 24, 2018, 05:28:32 PM

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1073507274419621888

lmao what a nub

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #331 on:** February 02, 2019, 11:57:58 PM »

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1091080660100440065

team filler · « **Reply #332 on:** March 16, 2019, 02:06:00 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #333 on:** March 16, 2019, 02:06:40 PM »

LeviathanShark
6 hours ago (edited)
Model S
Model 3
Model X
Model Y

Good multi-billion dollar joke Elon

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #334 on:** March 16, 2019, 03:50:18 PM »

Is this the reveal for Forza 8?

agrajag · « **Reply #335 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:11:04 PM »

https://www.xxlmag.com/news/2019/03/elon-musk-rap-song-harambe/

Quote

On Saturday morning (March 30), Tesla CEO and co-founder Elon Musk suddenly entered the world of SoundCloud rap when he dropped off a rap song that was dedicated to the late and beloved gorilla, Harambe.
On the song, which is titled “RIP Harambe,” Musk uses Auto-Tune to rap about the gorilla who was shot and killed by zookeepers in May 2016 after he dragged a little boy that accidentally fell into his containment

"RIP Harambe/Sipping on some Bombay/We are on our way to heaven/Amen, Amen/RIP Harambe/Smoking on that strong, hey/In the gorilla zoo and we all think about you,” Musk raps in his tribute to the primate.

The song is featured on Elon's Emo G Records SoundCloud page and has garnered over 156,000 streams so far. In his tweet announcing the song—and his record label, Emo G Records—the 47-year-old wrote, "I’m disappointed that my record label failed."

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #336 on:** March 31, 2019, 07:29:37 PM »

kingv · « **Reply #337 on:** April 05, 2019, 07:46:49 AM »

Been going down the rabbit hole on some TSLA news... after Q1, I don’t think they make it another year without some substantial changes. They are either in bankruptcy, Sold off, or taken private by a PE firm by this time next year.

There is no way their balance sheet is sustainable without significant growth.

Cryo · « **Reply #338 on:** April 05, 2019, 11:45:57 AM »

here in the Bay Area, model 3s are as common as Corollas

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #339 on:** April 05, 2019, 12:33:33 PM »

I see Teslas all the time around here. Even in podunk Sandy, OR fred meyer that I trek to for groceries has Tesla charge stations that usually have a couple in use

thisismyusername · « **Reply #340 on:** April 05, 2019, 12:44:29 PM »

I've seen ONE Telsa around here, and it was last week.

I have someone that is deep in the Musk kool-aid on Facebook and he's like "you're just dumb to not invest in Telsa!" and it's like "dude, they're not at the 'nearly hitting critical mass' part, yet."

kingv · « **Reply #341 on:** April 05, 2019, 01:53:47 PM »

Quote from: Cryo on April 05, 2019, 11:45:57 AM

here in the Bay Area, model 3s are as common as Corollas

That’s actually not really that surprising. As most of Tesla’s sales all come from one model and are in the US.

Toyota actually makes money though.

agrajag · « **Reply #342 on:** April 05, 2019, 02:03:48 PM »

you guys are fools for not investing in the hype loop

agrajag · « **Reply #343 on:** April 05, 2019, 02:23:20 PM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #344 on:** April 05, 2019, 03:13:35 PM »

But seriously though: Fuck high-speed rail not happening.

Mandark · « **Reply #345 on:** April 11, 2019, 10:26:18 PM »

https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1116438358434177024

Raist · « **Reply #346 on:** April 21, 2019, 05:45:10 PM »

Oops.

team filler · « **Reply #347 on:** April 22, 2019, 03:41:32 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #348 on:** April 22, 2019, 04:00:54 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on April 05, 2019, 03:13:35 PM

But seriously though: Fuck high-speed rail not happening.

Imagine exploding on that thing, while a somber Harambe rap song plays.

kingv · « **Reply #349 on:** April 25, 2019, 08:08:20 AM »

They lost $700 million last quarter!

They really are going to go bankrupt...

Nintex · « **Reply #350 on:** May 22, 2019, 06:26:27 PM »

So uh, anyone caught the story that the banks are catching up to the fact that Tesla couid go bankrupt.

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/05/22/investing/tesla-wall-street/index.html

agrajag · « **Reply #351 on:** May 22, 2019, 06:30:15 PM »

the high speed rail was a pipe dream

Nintex · « **Reply #352 on:** May 22, 2019, 06:51:20 PM »

The problems seem to be

- No excitement for new product (Model Y SUV) and Tesla is yet to build a factory to produce the Y
- Demand for Model 3 has dried up now that the prices have gone up and the pre-orders have been fulfilled
- Competition from other automakers (Volkswagen, Porsche etc.) who are now making electric vehicles or will do so in the near future
- Safety regulators have sounded the alarm over Tesla's new 'auto pilot' liking it to a 'kid behind the wheel'
- Tesla planned to do a lot of business in ZCHINA but the tradewar is making that difficult
- They're up to their eyeballs debt

kingv · « **Reply #353 on:** May 23, 2019, 12:57:55 AM »

I think it’s amazing they haven’t had more SEC enforcement actions actually.

Elon makes material statements all the time that are pure fraud., like claiming the cars will appreciate or that they don’t plan to use the money they raised.

agrajag · « **Reply #354 on:** June 17, 2019, 05:51:17 PM »

https://www.usgamer.net/amp/nier-automata-fan-art-forces-elon-musk-off-twitter?__twitter_impression=true

bluemax · « **Reply #355 on:** June 18, 2019, 12:09:55 AM »

https://twitter.com/DonutShorts/status/1140275177755959296

bluemax · « **Reply #356 on:** June 21, 2019, 12:47:37 AM »

https://twitter.com/Tesla/status/1141041018835353600

bluemax · « **Reply #357 on:** July 16, 2019, 11:44:28 PM »

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20445725

SpaceX rocket catches on fire, Tesla claims no one could have foreseen this. Except Boeing. In the 1970s.

agrajag · « **Reply #358 on:** July 17, 2019, 12:04:56 AM »

whatever happened to that guy that was obsessed with Musk? The one with the TSwift avy

Rufus · « **Reply #359 on:** July 17, 2019, 09:23:16 AM »

Law school kicking his ass? Didn't like the vibe here any more? Both?

News:

Author Topic: The Fall of the House of Musker (Read 50170 times)