I know. I’m learning I have been doing this shit wrong my whole life.
I should have been rubbing my dick on 🐣’s instead of taking them out on dates.
Also, why do you want to finger anybody anyway? Business meeting or no. Like, I got better shot to do than aggravate my carpal tunnel in a business meeting.
Fuck it I’m off to the gym, gonna rub my dick on some people. I’ll let y’all know how it goes.
Don't think you are cut out to be a sexual predator. Do you have a fallback occupation?
I do sometimes wonder about how so many old dudes are sexual predators. Like I kind of see three competing impulses as I age.
1) I care less about what people think of me and am more bold
2) my standards of attractiveness broaden with time
3) but I alsl just am not as hyper sexual.
At this point I find 3 basically outweighs 1 and 2. Like I can appreciate a chick is attractive, but I’m not like “maybe I should grab her by the pussy and see what’s up”, because 1) who’s got time for that and 2) I’m in a committed relationship where I’m having sex basically 3-4x a week, and I just don’t need or want it any more than that. It’s not like when I was 25 and I would beat off after my girlfriend left.
I guess at some point 1/2 for some people are changing faster than 3 and you’re just like “fuck it finger her in this business meeting and see how it goes”.
Edit: I like to think there is like a scene in Frozen where an animatorr snuck in a part where Anna does this lasseter to Hans