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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #900 on: February 08, 2019, 05:13:35 PM »
FACT CHECK: Hitler didn't want to take over the world, he barely cared about former German territories in France it was all about expanding to the east for him.

It's almost like noone read Mein Kampf. :bolo

(You shouldn't, it's terribly written.)

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« Reply #901 on: February 08, 2019, 05:16:04 PM »
is there an audiobook version?

BisMarckie

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« Reply #902 on: February 08, 2019, 05:21:00 PM »
is there an audiobook version?

I just googled it: Yes there is :stahp

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« Reply #903 on: February 08, 2019, 05:21:47 PM »
Hitler didn’t even wear blackface once nor was he known for cultural appropriation.

:gurl

He appropriated the swastika and the Roman salute.

People should have known he was up to no good.

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« Reply #904 on: February 08, 2019, 05:25:29 PM »
I mean he appropriated German-Aryan culture from the start if we want to get really technical.

BisMarckie

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« Reply #905 on: February 08, 2019, 05:26:52 PM »
I mean he appropriated German-Aryan culture from the start if we want to get really technical.


Unfortunately there was no birther movement back then.  :doge

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« Reply #906 on: February 08, 2019, 05:43:12 PM »
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In 14th January of 2019, Candace decided to call out the representative from U.S. House of Representatives from New York’s 14th District, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on her Twitter account, mentioning that at the age of 30, Alexandria is so irresponsible that she hadn’t saved any money to rent an apartment in Washington D.C area.

After the Tweet, the internet exploded with all the negativity and backlash towards Candace when a Twitter-user  Nathan Bernard retweeted her post. Further, he exposed her reality when she was 28 years of age, living in an apartment for six months straight and not paying the rent. Moreover, he also posted the legal documents on how she had threatened to sue her landlord to avoid paying rent.

Later on, the documents were proven to be original, and she did have lived rent free and then sued her landlord claiming “toxic mold sickness” in the past.


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gotta hand it to her, she is scrappy

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« Reply #907 on: February 09, 2019, 12:58:43 AM »
is there an audiobook version?

I just googled it: Yes there is :stahp

Is it narrated by Liam Neeson?
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« Reply #909 on: February 11, 2019, 02:25:17 PM »

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« Reply #910 on: February 11, 2019, 02:35:21 PM »
"I collect puns" just doesn't sound as prestigious.

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« Reply #911 on: February 11, 2019, 02:39:44 PM »
JP on the softness of nana's pubic hair
https://clyp.it/z1kjixdv

:whatisthis

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« Reply #912 on: February 11, 2019, 02:39:54 PM »
Wait until he find out about my award winning pun, Waario Naharis©. His head's gonna explode.

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« Reply #913 on: February 11, 2019, 02:42:07 PM »


:ohhh

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« Reply #914 on: February 11, 2019, 04:31:59 PM »
Tough break for Jeter.
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« Reply #915 on: February 12, 2019, 06:31:02 AM »
that's what he gets for infecting half of hollywood with herpes

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« Reply #916 on: February 12, 2019, 04:24:09 PM »
Wow I must have missed that expansion for Black and White

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« Reply #917 on: February 12, 2019, 04:55:25 PM »
Wow, you can’t argue with that logic. Oh wait, yes you can.
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« Reply #919 on: February 15, 2019, 01:10:42 PM »
First it's the Bore mods and then a member of congress. A worrying trend.  :-\

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« Reply #920 on: February 15, 2019, 01:32:29 PM »
ET carried water for this turd. :derp

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« Reply #921 on: February 15, 2019, 02:08:34 PM »
I aaaagggreeee

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« Reply #922 on: February 15, 2019, 02:55:46 PM »
"O-A-N. More conservative than extreme liberal Fox News. We actually say the N-word."
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« Reply #923 on: February 16, 2019, 12:06:01 PM »
i feel like this shouldn't go in here, but also, that it HAS to go in here



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« Reply #924 on: February 17, 2019, 08:30:37 AM »
ET carried water for this turd. :derp

To be fair to et, he carried water for a lot of turds.

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« Reply #925 on: February 17, 2019, 08:32:06 AM »
« Last Edit: February 17, 2019, 09:03:55 AM by Oblivion »

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« Reply #926 on: February 17, 2019, 09:20:58 AM »
Would be a pretty pimp back tattoo, tbh.

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« Reply #927 on: February 17, 2019, 03:57:13 PM »


Not a wank dadder, but I just recently discovered that the "piano comedian guy" I didn't really like years ago, who got into a little bit of trouble a year and a half ago for being against giving hormones to trans kids, has gone completely off the rails and turned into an anti-jew hungrynoob pizzagater who thinks Steven Spielberg raped Heather O Rourke to death. It's weird seeing people who I thought were mostly normal turn into insane people, but maybe I'm just going to trust people more often when they tell me that someone I think is normal is actually extremely off.
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agrajag

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« Reply #928 on: February 17, 2019, 08:41:22 PM »
iirc he was heavily IDW affiliated but was excommunicated and then stated trashing Sam Harris when he distanced himself from him

fake edit: ah yes, Seder-daddy comes through in the clutch



skip to the end for Owen Benjamin roasting Sam Harris
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« Reply #929 on: February 19, 2019, 10:07:23 AM »


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« Reply #931 on: February 22, 2019, 06:09:02 PM »
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Not a wank dadder, but I just recently discovered that the "piano comedian guy" I didn't really like years ago, who got into a little bit of trouble a year and a half ago for being against giving hormones to trans kids, has gone completely off the rails and turned into an anti-jew hungrynoob pizzagater who thinks Steven Spielberg raped Heather O Rourke to death. It's weird seeing people who I thought were mostly normal turn into insane people, but maybe I'm just going to trust people more often when they tell me that someone I think is normal is actually extremely off.

He got booted off Twitter last year for repeatedly posting about one of the Parkland kids' pubes.

I'd read a deep dive on why so many fringe political types are failed comedians (though "thirst for attention and love of their own voice" probably explains 90% of it).

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« Reply #932 on: February 22, 2019, 10:40:42 PM »
I'd read a deep dive on why so many fringe political types are failed comedians (though "thirst for attention and love of their own voice" probably explains 90% of it).
i remember seeing a take that made this connection, and helped explain two trends since the early 90s or so: the entertainmentification of daily news and the growth in looking to comedians as important sources of legit social/political commentary instead of as thoroughly disreputable

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« Reply #933 on: February 23, 2019, 03:31:12 AM »
It neatly segues into Youtube punditry.

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« Reply #934 on: February 24, 2019, 08:50:15 PM »
Watching Phantom Thread, i couldnt stop seeing and hearing JP in Daniel Day-Lewis' affectations and mannerisms as Woodcock.

Think it was how miserable he was too, could def see JP getting into some weird shit like the occasional intentional poisoning to rekindle his co-dependant relationship.





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« Reply #935 on: February 24, 2019, 08:56:04 PM »
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« Reply #936 on: February 26, 2019, 02:05:29 PM »


please make this happen

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« Reply #937 on: February 27, 2019, 09:18:49 AM »
owenbenjamin.jpg

Not a wank dadder, but I just recently discovered that the "piano comedian guy" I didn't really like years ago, who got into a little bit of trouble a year and a half ago for being against giving hormones to trans kids, has gone completely off the rails and turned into an anti-jew hungrynoob pizzagater who thinks Steven Spielberg raped Heather O Rourke to death. It's weird seeing people who I thought were mostly normal turn into insane people, but maybe I'm just going to trust people more often when they tell me that someone I think is normal is actually extremely off.

He got booted off Twitter last year for repeatedly posting about one of the Parkland kids' pubes.

I'd read a deep dive on why so many fringe political types are failed comedians (though "thirst for attention and love of their own voice" probably explains 90% of it).

You forgot "deep and abiding sadness" as well as "self-hatred."

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« Reply #938 on: February 27, 2019, 04:45:22 PM »
Alex Jones is on Joe Rogan again  :rejoice


Joe Rogan: "What did Soros do? I literally know nothing"

Alex Jones: "SOROs!!!!"

 :rogan

"How George Soros broke the bank of England... wow this is real stuff"
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« Reply #939 on: February 27, 2019, 05:06:06 PM »
my dream of alex jones and joe rogan in a cage match is shattered

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« Reply #940 on: February 27, 2019, 05:08:39 PM »
This shit is lit and bonkers

Alex Jones wants to get choked out by Eddy Bravo.

And now he starts ranting about how Bobby Kennedy wanted to bomb Moscow.  :doge


my dream of alex jones and joe rogan in a cage match is shattered
It could end in anal sex or a fight at this point. This shit is off the hook.
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« Reply #941 on: February 27, 2019, 05:14:18 PM »
are they fighting?

Nintex

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« Reply #942 on: February 27, 2019, 05:15:43 PM »
Oh god, they're losing control. Alex is just shouting now.
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agrajag

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« Reply #943 on: February 27, 2019, 05:16:37 PM »
Tuned in for a sec, Alex is ranting about human/animal hybrids, turned it off.
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« Reply #944 on: February 27, 2019, 05:20:02 PM »
Alex is taking a leak it is now safe to watch.
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« Reply #945 on: February 27, 2019, 05:24:50 PM »
lol, alex jones is an msg xenophobe too. "war is all drugs guys" "yeah they would give all their soldiers MSG! super toxic brain melting stuff"  :doge yeah the naturally occurring amino acid msg we consume in everything from tomatoes to doritos. this is the dumbest stoner bs. "yeah i totally read that on youtube" - the other guy i dont know.
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« Reply #946 on: February 27, 2019, 05:28:30 PM »
Alex: "SO my grandfather had alien contacts with Warner von Braun and.."

Eddy: "Oh yeah there was like the time they took in those Nazi scientists"

Joe: "Oh yeah that was paperclip... jimmy pull that up"

 :rogan

Alex: "See it is all true! This is like on PBS. Really accurate this is in documentaries"


NASA is the German breakaway government  :lol
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« Reply #947 on: February 27, 2019, 06:14:25 PM »
We're on Mayans smoking dick blood now.  :doge
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« Reply #948 on: March 01, 2019, 03:45:52 PM »
Alex Jones, unlike some others in the conservative scene, always struck me as genuinely believing a lot of the stuff that he said rather than just being some kind of attention-seeking troll.
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« Reply #949 on: March 01, 2019, 04:19:00 PM »
My guess is that because Alex Jones exposed some real weird shit (bilderberg meetings, satanic rituals etc.) in his early years and he was never taken serious he kinda started believing in his own conspiracy theories.

Still, in a world that has Iraq invaded under false pretenses and stuff like the Tunkin Gulf Incident and Reichstag fires his 'ravings' don't seem all that crazy in a 'even a broken clock is right, once a day' kind of way.
He especially fits perfectly into the post-truth world we find ourselves in today. People also don't give him enough credit for being able to talk without prepared remarks and offer detailed explanations for 4.5 hours.
Somehow his fat little brain stores everything from the history of Nazi's to the names of Mayan gods.  :doge
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« Reply #950 on: March 01, 2019, 04:40:27 PM »
 :heh :nope
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« Reply #952 on: March 01, 2019, 08:46:36 PM »
Yeah "I have the documents" isn't just a lol meme, literally almost all the crazy shit he talked about on JRE had documented factual basis that Young Jamie pulled up, although the small details were wrong and sometimes the bigger details were exaggerated.

I would say up through the early Obama years he was batting at like .700. But yeah for sure those earlier documentaries from Waco/OKC through 9/11 were his best and most accurate/truthful docs. A lot of the stuff he talked about in those ended up coming out many years later as accurate or even predictive. Which is maybe even more frightening that this fucking guy can predict shit.
to paraphrase a great philosopher "If someone says 2+2=4, but they also stick marbles up their ass. 2+2 still equals 4."
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« Reply #953 on: March 05, 2019, 06:32:32 PM »
https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1101036497480896512
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The Rumble in the Realm of the Mind — Jordan Peterson vs. Slavoj Zizek — is coming to Toronto, as the two professors will debate “Happiness: Capitalism vs. Marxism” on April 19 at the Sony Centre.

Tickets ($40-$110 plus fees) from Livenation.com, Ticketmaster.ca, Sonycentre.ca and the Sony Centre box office.

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« Reply #954 on: March 05, 2019, 06:38:19 PM »
Zizek sounds like a pigman when he speaks

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« Reply #955 on: March 05, 2019, 06:42:25 PM »
Peterson should just debate an actual raccoon instead.

Think how cute. :uguu

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« Reply #956 on: March 05, 2019, 06:44:45 PM »

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« Reply #957 on: March 05, 2019, 06:51:37 PM »
They both hate transwomen so fuck em
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« Reply #958 on: March 05, 2019, 06:55:07 PM »
The Canadian socialist is the voice of capitalism?  ::)
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« Reply #959 on: March 05, 2019, 06:56:06 PM »
https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1101036497480896512
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The Rumble in the Realm of the Mind — Jordan Peterson vs. Slavoj Zizek — is coming to Toronto, as the two professors will debate “Happiness: Capitalism vs. Marxism” on April 19 at the Sony Centre.

Tickets ($40-$110 plus fees) from Livenation.com, Ticketmaster.ca, Sonycentre.ca and the Sony Centre box office.

"Happiness:"

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