Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 813223 times)

nachobro · « **Reply #3780 on:** April 14, 2020, 01:38:41 PM »

wasn't sure if (future co-president) mcafee is a wank dad or politician but either way...gottem

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1249721693721055237

Tripon · « **Reply #3781 on:** April 14, 2020, 01:49:05 PM »

https://twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1249832590158237697

Nintex · « **Reply #3782 on:** April 14, 2020, 01:54:35 PM »

I would draft
Gabe Newell, Kanye West, Arnold Schwarzenegger, David Hasselhoff, Jordan Belfort, Ashley Mathews, Larry Kudlow

Gabe would make a new Half Life
Kanye would make a song to get people to buy things again
Arnold would be the liason between the WH and State officials
David has a german sounding name for fiscal conservatism and already defeated communism once
Ashley would be hot and do press briefings to get everyone back to buying again also small business

Larry Kudlow would just get drunk and go on Fox Business to do his magic

+20% GDP in a month BOOM

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3783 on:** April 14, 2020, 02:32:34 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on April 14, 2020, 01:38:41 PM

wasn't sure if (future co-president) mcafee is a wank dad or politician but either way...gottem

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1249721693721055237

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/12/business/jeffrey-epstein-bill-gates.html

Maybe that's why he met up with Epstein often?

Tripon · « **Reply #3784 on:** April 14, 2020, 04:57:28 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/AshBCoffin/status/1247370596385726465

Posting Filler's content.

Momo · « **Reply #3785 on:** April 14, 2020, 06:02:14 PM »

Quote from: Esch on April 14, 2020, 05:58:29 PM

https://twitter.com/dpakman/status/1249878532081233920

not sure if he's serious or playing his smarmy games, but he's kinda like this, he folds like merengue when he senses the winds changing

curly · « **Reply #3786 on:** April 14, 2020, 06:19:54 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/dpakman/status/1249890112059715587

Momo · « **Reply #3787 on:** April 14, 2020, 06:25:11 PM »

He's also like that. Wastes so much time arguing dumb shit instead of taking a loss and moving on. Reply to one of his threads with a Bolivian flag and see how long it takes him to block you. I still listen to him though

Tripon · « **Reply #3788 on:** April 14, 2020, 07:44:37 PM »

How fun is this math?

https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1250096257886031880

team filler · « **Reply #3789 on:** April 14, 2020, 07:53:21 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on April 14, 2020, 01:38:41 PM

wasn't sure if (future co-president) mcafee is a wank dad or politician but either way...gottem

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1249721693721055237

I made that joke a messagboard some years ago and was sure it wasn't original then

might have been here

team filler · « **Reply #3790 on:** April 14, 2020, 08:04:07 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/peterdaou/status/1250206364112216083

Tripon · « **Reply #3791 on:** April 14, 2020, 08:07:32 PM »

EchoRin · « **Reply #3792 on:** April 14, 2020, 08:12:31 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on April 14, 2020, 08:07:32 PM

*youtube clip of Bro Jogan*

Thank you so much for this. Haven't laughed this hard since the quarantine started. Bravo

Oblivion · « **Reply #3793 on:** April 14, 2020, 10:59:36 PM »

Quote from: Momo on April 14, 2020, 06:02:14 PM

Quote from: Esch on April 14, 2020, 05:58:29 PM
https://twitter.com/dpakman/status/1249878532081233920

not sure if he's serious or playing his smarmy games, but he's kinda like this, he folds like merengue when he senses the winds changing

i'm not seeing the issue? has pakman said previously he was a bernie or bust guy? i never thought that was the case

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3794 on:** April 15, 2020, 01:44:03 AM »

Quote from: Tripon on April 14, 2020, 07:44:37 PM

.0000069%

Nice.

Momo · « **Reply #3795 on:** April 15, 2020, 03:05:20 AM »

Quote from: EchoRin on April 14, 2020, 08:12:31 PM

Quote from: Tripon on April 14, 2020, 08:07:32 PM
*youtube clip of Bro Jogan*

Thank you so much for this. Haven't laughed this hard since the quarantine started. Bravo

https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/g08hna/joe_rogan_explains_post_nut_syndrome_taken_from/

Momo · « **Reply #3796 on:** April 15, 2020, 03:06:57 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on April 14, 2020, 10:59:36 PM

Quote from: Momo on April 14, 2020, 06:02:14 PM
Quote from: Esch on April 14, 2020, 05:58:29 PM
https://twitter.com/dpakman/status/1249878532081233920

not sure if he's serious or playing his smarmy games, but he's kinda like this, he folds like merengue when he senses the winds changing

i'm not seeing the issue? has pakman said previously he was a bernie or bust guy? i never thought that was the case

He said a few months ago he'd vote Biden if the Bernie thing goes south, so it's not a specific issue, but over the course of knowing of him and watching his shows he's been a bit fence sitty and flippity flop from the start.

benjipwns · « **Reply #3797 on:** April 15, 2020, 03:14:27 AM »

your fav is celebrating the one year anniversary of The Stolen Future™
https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1250163576003846145

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Momo · « **Reply #3798 on:** April 15, 2020, 03:24:29 AM »

go eat an enormous amount of mcdonalds and calm down movie robert

VomKriege · « **Reply #3799 on:** April 15, 2020, 04:06:36 AM »

https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1250130325356888064

But we come here EVERY DAY officer !

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1250300084417204230

benjipwns · « **Reply #3800 on:** April 15, 2020, 04:23:59 AM »

If they go to it every day then why didn't they know about the mask rule implemented yesterday?

VomKriege · « **Reply #3801 on:** April 15, 2020, 06:34:11 AM »

Haven't we all wearing masks always in a society ?

VomKriege · « **Reply #3802 on:** April 15, 2020, 06:40:56 AM »

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1250077033637408775

Reading the responses, it means many things Ben.

EchoRin · « **Reply #3803 on:** April 15, 2020, 06:45:07 AM »

I liked Mutiny on the Bounty (Anthony Hopkins version I presume) too.

I guess this Trump guy is alright.

VomKriege · « **Reply #3804 on:** April 15, 2020, 06:58:30 AM »

Don't listen to or care for Chapo but that made me laugh.

Oh

I guess.

Momo · « **Reply #3805 on:** April 15, 2020, 08:40:04 AM »

what's chapo's deal anyway? have never interacted by any of their media and i see them brought up alot

VomKriege · « **Reply #3806 on:** April 15, 2020, 09:03:47 AM »

Quote from: Momo on April 15, 2020, 08:40:04 AM

what's chapo's deal anyway? have never interacted by any of their media and i see them brought up alot

Figurehead of so-called "Dirtbag Left" : "A left-wing political faction that eschews respectability politics to convey a more vulgar socialist message, emphasizing action over political correctness." according to Wiktionary. As far as I understand it means they do dirty jokes and that their brand of leftism care more for class than idpol.

Best thing since sliced bread or a bunch of petit-bourgeois whites larping, depending on who you ask.

VomKriege · « **Reply #3807 on:** April 15, 2020, 10:00:00 AM »

https://twitter.com/WeWuzBoomers/status/1248699568952410114

Momo · « **Reply #3808 on:** April 15, 2020, 10:11:42 AM »

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no.

EchoRin · « **Reply #3809 on:** April 15, 2020, 11:06:09 AM »

I miss when Gavin was just an obnoxious bloke on Vice who would make funny of people on how they dressed. I still have a compilation book of Vice shitting on mostly Montreal (cause I think that's where they were based at the time? Or originated?) clothing styles. It was great. Now for way too many years he's been a complete shitheel and then some. Though maybe he was always that, but hadn't taken to his final form yet back in the 90s/00s.

https://www.amazon.com/Vice-Dos-Donts-Magazines-Critiques/dp/0446692824/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=vice+do+and+don%27t&qid=1586963223&s=books&sr=1-2

Shit was fire.

team filler · « **Reply #3810 on:** April 15, 2020, 03:45:46 PM »

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1250486746468347906

drag him, bb

team filler · « **Reply #3811 on:** April 15, 2020, 04:35:06 PM »

https://twitter.com/maowithablog/status/1250447160883048450

team filler · « **Reply #3812 on:** April 15, 2020, 05:51:04 PM »

you don't rig the primary for bide unless you want to lose

team filler · « **Reply #3813 on:** April 15, 2020, 06:50:50 PM »

https://twitter.com/LizardRumsfeld/status/1250550689346064384

Momo · « **Reply #3814 on:** April 16, 2020, 09:14:06 AM »

strong levels of toxicity

https://twitter.com/BlastCero/status/1250678027652001797

Rufus · « **Reply #3815 on:** April 16, 2020, 09:21:06 AM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #3816 on:** April 16, 2020, 09:24:10 AM »

Extreme sodium is not good for you.

Oblivion · « **Reply #3817 on:** April 16, 2020, 09:10:35 PM »

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1250828040738914305
https://twitter.com/LitAnscombe/status/1250892460059959296

Oblivion · « **Reply #3818 on:** April 16, 2020, 10:09:08 PM »

Quote from: Stro on April 16, 2020, 09:29:37 PM

So...she's posting her videos on his social media and responding to questions for him? He never made it out of Russia, did he?

i'm tellin' ya, the guy is at best a walking vegetable right now

Tripon · « **Reply #3819 on:** April 16, 2020, 10:10:23 PM »

https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/1250858423731851264

Seth Abramson still sucks.

VomKriege · « **Reply #3820 on:** April 17, 2020, 11:01:40 AM »

"Huge leverage over Taiwan."

VomKriege · « **Reply #3821 on:** April 17, 2020, 11:11:18 AM »

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1251037690457403392

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1250936735611138049

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1251131138732670982

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3822 on:** April 17, 2020, 11:47:19 AM »

THOUGHT EXPERIMENT:

Aliens blow up the White House and Jeff Goldblum has the USB stick we need to kill them all, but they’re sexy green Star Trek aliens. What do we do?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3823 on:** April 17, 2020, 11:47:58 AM »

Tripon · « **Reply #3824 on:** April 17, 2020, 01:03:15 PM »

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1250949710778687490

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3825 on:** April 17, 2020, 02:06:17 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on April 17, 2020, 11:11:18 AM

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1251131138732670982

huge if true

Mandark · « **Reply #3826 on:** April 17, 2020, 02:54:14 PM »

WW2, when the federal government ran huge fiscal deficits and massively shifted resources away from the consumer economy via central planning and rationing, so they could mobilize the country to accomplish a common goal.

Certainly a great metaphor for why we need to reopen Dave & Buster's.

Nintex · « **Reply #3827 on:** April 17, 2020, 04:32:26 PM »

Quote

What do we do?

We become pen pals with Tojo?

We never really liked Pearl Harbor anyway?

'
It was up the state to defend itself this has nothing to do with the Federal government

Tripon · « **Reply #3828 on:** April 17, 2020, 04:54:15 PM »

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1251188777286012930

benjipwns · « **Reply #3829 on:** April 17, 2020, 10:58:19 PM »

Quote from: Esch on April 17, 2020, 10:56:39 AM

This is the only source for this I found right away:

Quote from: https://www.oregonlive.com/opinion/2012/05/chinas_secret_it_owes_american.html

The story begins nearly 100 years ago, in 1913, when the government of China began issuing bonds to foreign investors and governments for infrastructure work to modernize the country. As the country fell into civil war in 1927, paying these debts became increasingly difficult and the government fell into default. Even so, in April 1938, the Nationalist government of China began to issue U.S.-dollar denominated bonds to finance the war against Japan's brutal invasion.

Locked in a pitched battle for survival, the government issued these bonds into 1940. As part of its wartime financial aid, the U.S. government further provided a $500 million credit to China in March 1942, shipping gold there and helping to stabilize the currency. In return, it appears that the U.S. government redeemed some of these dollar-denominated bonds. But China doesn't appear to have repaid this debt either, according to State Department records, and the declaration of the People's Republic of China in 1949 ended decades of political, military and financial cooperation.

While successor governments are usually bound by the debts of predecessor governments, the new Communist government refused to pay any of these claims. The issue lay dormant for decades, just as the bilateral relationship did. Then, in 1979, as part of normalizing relations, Washington released government financial claims regarding the expropriation of American property and appears to have dropped the matter of the war debt entirely. However, it is one thing for government decision-makers to let go of government debt, however questionable that is.

And it is entirely another thing for individual citizens to press their claims.

Some U.S. investors tried to sue the Chinese government in the 1980s and 1990s. However, the Foreign Sovereign Immunities Act makes it very hard for any U.S. citizen to sue a foreign government in U.S. courts because the law generally says that U.S. courts do not have jurisdiction.

So we just need someone who holds these debt instruments to sue Taiwan in a Chinese court?

Quote

Further, in Taiwanese press accounts Chinese officials have indicated, in fact, that they might pay the United States -- as part of a negotiation over the final status of Taiwan.

oh I see...

Tripon · « **Reply #3830 on:** April 18, 2020, 12:18:44 AM »

https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1251277981323898881

Cursedimage.jpg

VomKriege · « **Reply #3831 on:** April 18, 2020, 07:40:15 AM »

Not really caring for who Yglesias is, all I can think of is Julio and Enrique.

curly · « **Reply #3832 on:** April 18, 2020, 03:07:35 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1251476632407334913

Perfect summation of Yglesias

Momo · « **Reply #3833 on:** April 18, 2020, 03:57:11 PM »

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1251560397502586883

You tweet 3000 times a day bob lmao

team filler · « **Reply #3834 on:** April 18, 2020, 03:58:43 PM »

https://twitter.com/nytdavidbrooks/status/1251330953231859713

Momo · « **Reply #3835 on:** April 18, 2020, 04:03:56 PM »

I mean that embedded tweet alone is worth a few laughs

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1251311147791376390

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3836 on:** April 18, 2020, 04:21:03 PM »

Bob is such a loser and piece of shit that you could drop him in the tiger king as a minor talking head and he’d still manage to come off the worst of anyone in it

Momo · « **Reply #3837 on:** April 18, 2020, 04:24:47 PM »

Bob is likely the saddest most irredeemable person I've ever come across in my many years of websiting as on the internet

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3838 on:** April 18, 2020, 04:28:09 PM »

Nicca still holds hardcore grudges against some kid who gave him a titty twister 30 years ago, who probably wouldn’t even remember who bob was if they met in the current day

VomKriege · « **Reply #3839 on:** April 18, 2020, 07:56:38 PM »

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1251183147796123648

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