Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 825828 times)

team filler · « **Reply #4320 on:** May 23, 2020, 03:41:41 PM »

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1264278467605983232

bring it back, bae

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1264280980245770240

I'd lick that fivehead

team filler · « **Reply #4321 on:** May 23, 2020, 04:35:46 PM »

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1264291132529274880

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4322 on:** May 23, 2020, 04:55:42 PM »

I cant even think of the last time MGM released a good movie

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #4323 on:** May 23, 2020, 05:08:35 PM »

The amount of Americans always ready to defend circumcision of babies is fucking amazing. The religious nutters at least makes sense, cause I mean that is usually not the craziest shit they are willing to do for their Gods anyway. But all these 'no dick cheese' 'less chance of getting aids if fucking bareback hookers in crackhouses' and so on is amazing.

team filler · « **Reply #4324 on:** May 23, 2020, 05:13:42 PM »

Quote

'less chance of getting aids if fucking bareback hookers in crackhouses'

this one is true

proven it several times over

EchoRin · « **Reply #4325 on:** May 23, 2020, 05:30:16 PM »

I mean in all honesty how the hell did circumcision ever become a trend? Like I know it goes back to ancient times, but exactly how the hell did it become spread all around the globe?

I mean the initial idea just kind of boggles the mind. One big "why". Unless it was originally just some kind of sexual fetish that somehow spiraled and morphed into modern day reasons for circumcisions being performed.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #4326 on:** May 23, 2020, 05:58:19 PM »

right wing architecture

Mandark · « **Reply #4327 on:** May 23, 2020, 05:59:55 PM »

I like that they've got a picture of grid-layout Manhattan as an example of the Good Stuff and a map of grid-layout Manhattan as an example of the Bad Stuff.

Rufus · « **Reply #4328 on:** May 23, 2020, 06:01:52 PM »

Quote from: EchoRin on May 23, 2020, 05:30:16 PM

I mean in all honesty how the hell did circumcision ever become a trend? Like I know it goes back to ancient times, but exactly how the hell did it become spread all around the globe?

I mean the initial idea just kind of boggles the mind. One big "why". Unless it was originally just some kind of sexual fetish that somehow spiraled and morphed into modern day reasons for circumcisions being performed.

Cause masturbation bad, m'kay?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_circumcision#Revival_in_the_English-speaking_world

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4329 on:** May 23, 2020, 06:21:07 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 23, 2020, 05:54:24 PM

Fellas.... This account is great

https://twitter.com/Trad_West_Arch/status/1263590358585233409
https://twitter.com/Trad_West_Arch/status/1263235847396233216
https://twitter.com/Trad_West_Arch/status/1263885341326487553
https://twitter.com/Trad_West_Arch/status/1260983966674321410

https://twitter.com/AllPassingThing/status/1262354856427347968

EchoRin · « **Reply #4330 on:** May 23, 2020, 06:27:09 PM »

https://twitter.com/AllPassingThing/status/1264321419741192194

team filler · « **Reply #4331 on:** May 23, 2020, 06:54:06 PM »

https://twitter.com/AllegedlyZo/status/1264323070812131328

team filler · « **Reply #4332 on:** May 23, 2020, 07:22:28 PM »

https://twitter.com/ai_jared/status/1264335015153975296

Oblivion · « **Reply #4333 on:** May 23, 2020, 07:25:53 PM »

https://twitter.com/Mesiter3/status/1264151431931625472

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #4334 on:** May 23, 2020, 09:20:13 PM »

being scared of art is the corniest shit ever

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4335 on:** May 23, 2020, 10:36:41 PM »

https://twitter.com/Julian_Epp/status/1264323016554668032

Mandark · « **Reply #4336 on:** May 24, 2020, 12:11:02 AM »

Ken Pollack...

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #4337 on:** May 24, 2020, 02:07:40 AM »

Quote from: Stro on May 23, 2020, 07:51:22 PM

Tbh I kind of like brutalist architecture but only when it's built from the ground up and not to replace shit for ideological reasons

yes, brutalism is good if you want the surrounding """buildings""" to submit to you

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #4338 on:** May 24, 2020, 02:13:33 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 23, 2020, 10:36:41 PM

https://twitter.com/Julian_Epp/status/1264323016554668032

reclaim your traditions, white man

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #4339 on:** May 24, 2020, 02:52:54 AM »

It's cac food.

BIONIC · « **Reply #4340 on:** May 24, 2020, 09:11:52 AM »

Quote from: filler on May 22, 2020, 01:24:59 AM

https://twitter.com/nobody_stop_me/status/1256398347411361795

Finally, some proper wank content in this thread

kingv · « **Reply #4341 on:** May 24, 2020, 11:43:00 AM »

https://twitter.com/schmackelstan/status/1264093414620041216

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #4342 on:** May 24, 2020, 11:44:58 AM »

jordys daughter

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4343 on:** May 24, 2020, 12:22:46 PM »

Is JP dead or what?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #4344 on:** May 24, 2020, 12:23:46 PM »

yes, and i'll jizz in his ashes

Oblivion · « **Reply #4345 on:** May 24, 2020, 12:53:45 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 24, 2020, 12:22:46 PM

Is JP dead or what?

nah, just braindead

Tripon · « **Reply #4346 on:** May 24, 2020, 01:24:19 PM »

Still say that JP was a vector of the coronavirus and they are trying to hide it for some reason.

Tripon · « **Reply #4347 on:** May 24, 2020, 01:37:58 PM »

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1263575345934094337

https://twitter.com/beauisaviking/status/1263581559140937729

https://twitter.com/OyezOyezTribune/status/1263576809045663744

https://twitter.com/BailandC/status/1263579967071195137
https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1262446935761399816

https://twitter.com/ludimila333/status/1262473972672868366

EchoRin · « **Reply #4348 on:** May 24, 2020, 02:58:26 PM »

Lol. The video Ludmila linked to has been removed.

curly · « **Reply #4349 on:** May 24, 2020, 05:41:54 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/MattBruenig/status/1264350286174355464

The limits of the wonk mind illustrated

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4350 on:** May 24, 2020, 06:38:27 PM »

seems like it was...

...just calculated

Tripon · « **Reply #4351 on:** May 24, 2020, 09:38:34 PM »

https://twitter.com/ASlavitt/status/1264723288539959298

team filler · « **Reply #4352 on:** May 25, 2020, 12:07:47 PM »

Quote from: Piss Benoit on May 24, 2020, 11:44:58 AM

jordys daughter

https://twitter.com/JarJarFan69/status/1264058923268464640

team filler · « **Reply #4353 on:** May 25, 2020, 12:20:09 PM »

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on May 24, 2020, 09:54:05 PM

Did someone post this yet?

it's great how the guests have no clue they're insulting him, because nobody bothers with joe's garbage stand-up shows

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4354 on:** May 25, 2020, 12:37:26 PM »

Quote from: kingv on May 24, 2020, 11:43:00 AM

https://twitter.com/schmackelstan/status/1264093414620041216

Umm you don't have permission to post my 2010 photos here asshole.

Oblivion · « **Reply #4355 on:** May 26, 2020, 01:06:12 PM »

i must not watch enough stand up comedy.

is 'stoolfucking' an actual thing?

Mandark · « **Reply #4356 on:** May 26, 2020, 03:06:12 PM »

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1249780203263582212

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4357 on:** May 26, 2020, 03:06:56 PM »

[citation needed]

Mandark · « **Reply #4358 on:** May 26, 2020, 03:11:19 PM »

What, are you scared of knowledge?

If it weren't for this thread, I wouldn't know that Hindus, by virtue of not being monotheists and having no concept of morality, are cannibals. I thought lots of them were vegetarians!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4359 on:** May 26, 2020, 03:23:10 PM »

TBH a lot of Native America's were cannibals but only because it was the only medically viable way to transition to a wendigo at the time. Which, while we are being honest, were the furries of the 16th century.

Quote

"Oh, oh! This fiery height! Oh, oh! My feet of fire! My burning feet of fire!"

is about yiffing.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #4360 on:** May 26, 2020, 05:12:29 PM »

"Never should've come here, Southron"

https://twitter.com/GandalftheWhi19/status/1262526568196386816

Tripon · « **Reply #4361 on:** May 27, 2020, 05:56:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1265666677431250946

Candanxe Owens is bad at this.

team filler · « **Reply #4362 on:** May 27, 2020, 06:09:31 PM »

https://twitter.com/BenjaminPDixon/status/1265733844218544129

https://twitter.com/repjohnlewis/status/751432205826715648

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4363 on:** May 28, 2020, 01:22:37 PM »

Quote from: ExoYZA on May 28, 2020, 11:56:02 AM

Nice to see the discourse get more honest as time goes on.

99% of wank daddery is just working out sexual frustrations

team filler · « **Reply #4364 on:** May 28, 2020, 02:48:39 PM »

https://twitter.com/ChrisLynnHedges/status/1266074146984902661

Tripon · « **Reply #4365 on:** May 29, 2020, 10:04:09 AM »

https://twitter.com/Nick_Kline99/status/1266183575868772352

Candance.owens is bad at this..

Nintex · « **Reply #4366 on:** May 29, 2020, 07:05:30 PM »

https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1266243347837890561

Wank dads getting ethered lately

benjipwns · « **Reply #4367 on:** May 29, 2020, 11:27:04 PM »

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1266549063492816902

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1266485841293193217

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #4368 on:** May 30, 2020, 08:54:47 AM »

Cant believe Peter Molyneux turnued out to be the more sane Molyneux.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4369 on:** May 30, 2020, 09:21:02 AM »

For a long time, I thought they were the same person. I thought that Black and White guy sure showed his colours. It doesn't help that all bald people look the same and I can't read.