Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 825341 times)

team filler · « **Reply #4380 on:** May 31, 2020, 11:45:19 PM »

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1267294533793902594

niccas in china

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #4381 on:** June 01, 2020, 12:16:12 AM »

That shit cray!

Nintex · « **Reply #4382 on:** June 01, 2020, 07:08:13 AM »

https://twitter.com/sbkaufman/status/1267271423527022592

Tripon · « **Reply #4383 on:** June 01, 2020, 11:09:24 AM »

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1267472132038156288

Oblivion · « **Reply #4384 on:** June 01, 2020, 02:47:23 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on May 31, 2020, 07:26:52 PM

https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1266528495871627265

https://twitter.com/SpikerIsAwesome/status/1266840664764973056

https://twitter.com/Xenos_RIFS/status/1267219544075993088

curly · « **Reply #4385 on:** June 01, 2020, 03:05:40 PM »

Quote from: filler on May 31, 2020, 11:45:19 PM

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1267294533793902594

niccas in china

pls Cali's going back to Mexico. Viva la raza

EchoRin · « **Reply #4386 on:** June 01, 2020, 03:35:22 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on June 01, 2020, 11:09:24 AM

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1267472132038156288

https://twitter.com/PotatoOfDestiny/status/1267473138268413955

Right right

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4387 on:** June 01, 2020, 03:37:49 PM »

pls Mexico and the North Mexico Buffer Rump State of America are all going to the Canadian Empire.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4388 on:** June 01, 2020, 03:44:19 PM »

They'll have to fight the chicoms for it.

EchoRin · « **Reply #4389 on:** June 01, 2020, 03:48:24 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on June 01, 2020, 03:37:49 PM

pls Mexico and the North Mexico Buffer Rump State of America are all going to the Canadian Empire.

I'll take it. I need my Tim Hortons here in Illinois.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4390 on:** June 01, 2020, 03:50:12 PM »

Tim Hortons is no longer a Canadian thing and been in decline since it merged with Burger King.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4391 on:** June 01, 2020, 03:58:26 PM »

America is a divided, hostile, barbaric country and I think residential schools are the solution.

EchoRin · « **Reply #4392 on:** June 01, 2020, 04:04:23 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on June 01, 2020, 03:50:12 PM

Tim Hortons is no longer a Canadian thing and been in decline since it merged with Burger King.

I never really noticed a difference over the years, but I pretty much only eat the bagels with cream cheese and vanilla dip donuts and hot coco when I go to Timmies.

And, huh, the one I visited most when I was still in Michigan was connected with a Wendy's of all things.

Tripon · « **Reply #4393 on:** June 01, 2020, 04:04:23 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on June 01, 2020, 03:58:26 PM

America is a divided, hostile, barbaric country and I think residential schools are the solution.

Isn't that where the Canadians raped your 1st nation children population?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4394 on:** June 01, 2020, 04:09:57 PM »

No get educated https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/a-history-of-residential-schools-in-canada-1.702280

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The Canadian government developed a policy called "aggressive assimilation" to be taught at church-run, government-funded industrial schools, later called residential schools. The government felt children were easier to mold than adults, and the concept of a boarding school was the best way to prepare them for life in mainstream society.

which is good because American's population is mostly made of malleable man-children who need to be prepared for modern society.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #4395 on:** June 01, 2020, 07:39:50 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1267599019305349120

naff · « **Reply #4396 on:** June 02, 2020, 09:19:24 PM »

Quote from: filler on May 27, 2020, 06:09:31 PM

https://twitter.com/repjohnlewis/status/751432205826715648

wait, i saw someone post this and thought it was a sarcastic statement by an official highlighting the absurdity of the expectation by seemingly many against the protests that being beaten, and seeing your peers being beaten, is not justification for being angry. you should still respect rule of law etc. this is earnest? sheesh.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #4397 on:** June 02, 2020, 09:22:40 PM »

Quote from: Esch on June 02, 2020, 11:22:05 AM

https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/1266874441197326338

sounds like the US should’ve...cleaned its room?

team filler · « **Reply #4398 on:** June 03, 2020, 09:33:09 AM »

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1268169495958261765

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1268170512087171074

syrian queen is a kpop stan

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4399 on:** June 03, 2020, 11:53:58 AM »

I have this great recipe for a simple dish that I call "Going to Taco Bell and ordering a Crunchwrap Supreme"!

Tripon · « **Reply #4400 on:** June 03, 2020, 12:17:37 PM »

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on June 03, 2020, 12:07:57 PM

Are you interested in cooking from home? You should try this precooked, preseasoned chicken that's been kept hot for you all day and that everyone has already most definitely seen

You can break the chicken up and serve it in soup and use the bones in a broth. It's actually not the whackiest idea to use a pre-cooked bird to use as a base for something else.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4401 on:** June 03, 2020, 01:29:45 PM »

Quote from: Stro on June 03, 2020, 01:20:38 PM

The word carceral means the act of binge eating cereal and imprisoning it in your belly

No, I'm pretty sure it's a medium-sized wildcat native to Africa, the Middle East, Central Asia, and India.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4402 on:** June 03, 2020, 01:34:06 PM »

nah that's Shalashaska, buddy

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4403 on:** June 03, 2020, 01:39:50 PM »

Quote from: Stro on June 03, 2020, 01:32:27 PM

That's an ocelot, dawg

No, that's a small wild cat native to the southwestern United States, Mexico, and Central and South America

Nintex · « **Reply #4404 on:** June 03, 2020, 01:49:02 PM »

Quote from: Esch on June 02, 2020, 11:22:05 AM

https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/1266874441197326338

Does Ian still play with puppets like Prince Andrew?

Mandark · « **Reply #4405 on:** June 03, 2020, 11:22:49 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #4406 on:** June 04, 2020, 01:59:16 AM »

https://twitter.com/akela_lacy/status/1268393571121496066

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4407 on:** June 04, 2020, 10:32:28 AM »

Remember The Matrix??? That movie is OLD

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4408 on:** June 04, 2020, 11:08:53 AM »

Give Joker the Oscar.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #4409 on:** June 04, 2020, 03:38:59 PM »

Quote from: Stro on June 04, 2020, 11:01:35 AM

Scott Adams really underestimates how a bad movie can drive someone to

Lol, we’ve gone full circle on Joker.

Tripon · « **Reply #4410 on:** June 04, 2020, 04:00:13 PM »

https://twitter.com/chicken__puppet/status/1268633191616659458

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #4411 on:** June 04, 2020, 05:18:23 PM »

i have no thoughtful stance about the tom cotton piece specifically, didnt read it. but seeing discussions over how tolerant we should be to the intolerant get framed as generational warfare is really tedious. cf. how ‘wokeness’ is just the latest term of opprobrium used to describe people whose ostensible altruism is actually just a cover for their narcissism. that’s a garden variety reactionary trope. and the generational framing allows them to cry about how some great moral establishment is in decline or in crisis.

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If the answer is yes, it means that the view of more than half of Americans are unacceptable. And perhaps they are.

it’s like, they get it, but they also don’t?

Mandark · « **Reply #4412 on:** June 04, 2020, 05:21:39 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on April 08, 2020, 12:55:50 PM

Bret Stephens is going to write a column about Louis CK and cancel culture when daily COVID19 deaths top 2000.

Awarding myself partial credit for this.

Tripon · « **Reply #4413 on:** June 04, 2020, 05:23:42 PM »

https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/1268654115418263554

It's time for Rubin posting to begin in this thread.

Mandark · « **Reply #4414 on:** June 04, 2020, 06:20:30 PM »

https://twitter.com/byjoelanderson/status/1268654308205006848

Let's goooooooooo

Mandark · « **Reply #4415 on:** June 04, 2020, 06:29:01 PM »

It's Meltdown Meitheamh.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4416 on:** June 04, 2020, 07:06:33 PM »

https://twitter.com/peteramescarlin/status/1268592259273854976

team filler · « **Reply #4417 on:** June 04, 2020, 09:36:56 PM »

prostates

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4418 on:** June 05, 2020, 12:09:01 AM »

Generational divide.

Rufus · « **Reply #4419 on:** June 05, 2020, 11:21:07 AM »

50% unemployment, huh? Damn.

Tripon · « **Reply #4420 on:** June 05, 2020, 12:49:53 PM »

https://twitter.com/HirokoTabuchi/status/1268945839017406466

Bari Weiss thrown under the bus.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4421 on:** June 05, 2020, 02:41:10 PM »

I suspect the country would greatly benefit if there weren't liberals or conservatives. Just people working together to improve their communities.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4422 on:** June 05, 2020, 02:45:23 PM »

I suspect the country would greatly benefit if everyone just jizzed in one blended pot. Just people working together to raise everyone's children no questions asked.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4423 on:** June 05, 2020, 02:54:01 PM »

He took down his "WOKE GAME COMPANIES, DO NOT SUPPORT" list after dirty libs started using it in bad faith.

Nintex · « **Reply #4424 on:** June 05, 2020, 07:50:01 PM »

~~Black Lives~~ The New York Times Matter

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #4425 on:** June 06, 2020, 01:25:10 AM »

Also good vibes

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1267922687608999936

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #4426 on:** June 06, 2020, 01:29:55 AM »

there we go, found our guy's response

https://twitter.com/Trad_West_Arch/status/1268125154296713216

Mandark · « **Reply #4427 on:** June 06, 2020, 05:36:24 AM »

https://twitter.com/WajahatAli/status/1268973742811684864

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4428 on:** June 06, 2020, 09:40:29 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on June 06, 2020, 01:25:10 AM

Also good vibes

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1267922687608999936

curly · « **Reply #4429 on:** June 06, 2020, 01:49:23 PM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #4430 on:** June 06, 2020, 02:34:54 PM »

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1269336698611290112

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4431 on:** June 06, 2020, 02:35:37 PM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #4432 on:** June 06, 2020, 02:47:16 PM »

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1269334465798721537

Oblivion · « **Reply #4433 on:** June 06, 2020, 06:54:11 PM »

Quote from: Esch on June 05, 2020, 10:34:58 AM

https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1268900842381475840

i gave laffer way too much credit. i legit thought this was someone trying to dunk on him.

team filler · « **Reply #4434 on:** June 06, 2020, 07:55:41 PM »

Quote from: Esch on June 06, 2020, 07:54:11 PM

My podcast app said I'd like the Jordan Peterson podcast and the Joe Rogan Experience

Bodied by my own data

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #4435 on:** June 06, 2020, 07:55:58 PM »

Quote from: Esch on June 06, 2020, 07:54:11 PM

My podcast app said I'd like the Jordan Peterson podcast and the Joe Rogan Experience

Bodied by my own data

hate listening leads to despair
if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #4436 on:** June 06, 2020, 07:56:36 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4437 on:** June 06, 2020, 07:59:16 PM »

That just means your a normie. I once clicked on one video called 'How I lost my finger' and now Youtube fills my recommendations from a subgraph of what I can only call hot-disabled-girl-tube. It's basically just that, bread-tube, and stuff about dinosaurs. Step up your game man.

team filler · « **Reply #4438 on:** June 06, 2020, 09:02:56 PM »

Quote from: ExoYZA on June 06, 2020, 08:16:52 PM

Quote from: Esch on June 06, 2020, 07:54:11 PM
My podcast app said I'd like the Jordan Peterson podcast and the Joe Rogan Experience

Bodied by my own data

Stare into the wank abyss long enough...

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-XGpZ7AmiY/

EchoRin · « **Reply #4439 on:** June 07, 2020, 12:34:29 AM »

Honestly Esch, I think if you are a male under 35 you will be recommended The Joe Rogan Experience no matter what. Guy simply has dominated an entire group of men up to a certain age regardless of their background.

edit: Uhh, wtf. I just got an ad for Sam Hyde on instagram. Haven't thought about that turd bucket in years. I don't even know what would trigger that ad.

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Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 825341 times)