River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Lonewulfeus]

Something I learned when I first started venturing onto message boards way back when, was no matter how much you think you like something, there are always a bunch of people who take your level of liking something to an extreme. Then, once those people make you feel like a nerd for even liking that thing in the first place, the real fucking weirdos come out to play, and these guys are fucking freaks of nature. They remember absolutely useless minutiae about the thing that you like and attempt to "big dick" anyone who even tries to talk about the topic and then they run wild with their intimate knowledge of the subject to the point that all of the normal fans just fade away and the thread is left with two, maybe three, weirdos comparing micropenis sizes trying to outdo each other with how much useless information they know about the topic.

REEEE is just like that on a grand scale, except everyone is just constantly trying to outdo each other on how woke they can be and how many reports they can generate by taking the most uncharitable interpretation of someone's post and going absolutely fucking apeshit.

You forgot the final step, when called out for ban baiting they will gaslight you about the aforementioned ban baiting.

[Snoopycat_]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/six-copies-of-ion-fury-on-our-giveaways-page.1499545/

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/six-copies-of-ion-fury-on-our-giveaways-page.1499545/





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What will the do with the four extra keys?


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The Warren/Sanders, Sanders/Warren ticket will signal that they're serious about reforming society into something more equitable.

Because everything else they've been doing for their entire carreers was just joking.

[Potato]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/six-copies-of-ion-fury-on-our-giveaways-page.1499545/





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What will the do with the four extra keys?

This is low hanging fruit, but that fruit is sweet and very nourishing!

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1162884351606046728

 

[daemon]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/six-copies-of-ion-fury-on-our-giveaways-page.1499545/





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What will the do with the four extra keys?


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The Warren/Sanders, Sanders/Warren ticket will signal that they're serious about reforming society into something more equitable.

Because everything else they've been doing for their entire carreers was just joking.

I see you fell for the long con. He was just pretending for 50 years. Joke's on you.

[HaughtyFrank]

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1162884351606046728

 

 

[Don Rumata]

• GAF Gold.
• ERA Clear.
• 4Chan Pass.

Which one looks best on a Tinder profile?

[thisismyusername]

Hacknet

Not a bad little indie, but you couldn't upgrade the rig. Ruined that for me.

• GAF Gold.
• ERA Clear.
• 4Chan Pass.

Which one looks best on a Tinder profile?

Trick question: Tinder+ or whatever it's called.

[benjipwns]

If Zoe Quinn said the world was flat would you throw away your globes?

What if she said the world was fat?

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1162884351606046728

FACT CHECK: Wu's only ever worked for the company that she personally owns.



Is this admitting to sexually harassing employees?
        /
 

[thisismyusername]

stufte annihilated

Usually

Nightly.*

[Tripon]

The most weirdly emblematic bahaviour on reee is that when you look at a thread like the Chappelle one, if it's active over say a week, for the most part the people on the "defensive" side will drop in and engage for a little while, say their piece and dip out. Whereas the usual outraged suspects just keep coming back again, and again, and again, pissing into the wind against anyone and everyone else.

I don't have access to the "who replied" thing but I'm certain the the mercury twits and excel would be near the fucking top.

[Pwnz]

Yup. Iirc middleman is the only reasonable person. He didn't get banned because he didn't express an opinion of the show one way or another to deflect the bait from the shitty versions of Freddie Mercury.

[Momo]

You know what is the difference between the cases Jared and Vic? Jared actually has competent lawyers that told him to shut up about it. Why the fuck people insist  to compare them?

Vic's never spoken about this case publicly except at a convention once, before he had his current lawyer, and then only to apologize to fans he made feel uncomfortable and he promised to stop making hugs and kisses his default interaction.

People are going to compare every civil litigation to this one as it's the first and only case of a guy taking his #metoo accuses to court afaik. 

[Transhuman]

So wait.... you're telling me the industry that makes toys for adolescent boys is filled with awkward and egocentric sexually-frustrated men? Seems a little far-fatched tbh

[Momo]

• GAF Gold.
• ERA Clear.
• 4Chan Pass.

Which one looks best on a Tinder profile?

4Chan Pass, if anyone swipes right on your profile, you know you're going to be getting some super freaky action 

[NekoFever]

Carmack says that it's fine if you're already big and successful (like Joe), so you get to experience a lot of really cool things first hand, but a significant portion of the population has to live bicuriously through others, and do so through social media and whatnot.

Sounds like that Rogan interview gets freaky 

[PogiJones]

a significant portion of the population has to live bicuriously through others

 

[Jenkem]

Eye on the twittee
'Cause outrage it thrills me
Whatever flavor it happens to be like
Harassed by an unloved one
Articles by The Onion
Shot by his wife's son
Xe used a pronoun

Not to their liking
And kissed them goodbye
That's my kind of story
It's no fun until the cancelled dies

Don't look at me like
I'm an alt-righter
Ban out your one face
But with the other
Stare like a junkie
Into the REE
Stare like a zombie
While the mother
Holds her child
Watches him die
She shouldn't have voted
For Trump, Why, oh why?

'Cause I need to watch things die
from a distance
BICURIOUSLY I live while the whole world dies!
You all need it, too, don't lie.

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[VomKriege]

a significant portion of the population has to live bicuriously through others

 

What can't you fuckers be normal.

[Momo]

who are you to wave your finger?
you must have been out your thread.
eye hole deep in muddy hate posts,
you practically doxxed the dead

Amirox here to rob the cradle.
Then burn the evidence down.
Soapbox, house of cards and glass,
So don't go tossin' your stones around.

You must have been alt-right.
You must have been alt-right.
You must have been.

Foot in mouth and head up asshole.
So what you talkin' 'bout?
Difficult to dance 'round this one
'Til you lock the thread, boy!

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Well damn I thought it was really funny. Hope Netflix and Dave do more specials.

This got a ban? Christ, this might be the most egregious example of a mod’s personal vendetta I’ve seen yet.

Era mods: hold my beer

User Banned (Duration Pending): Modwhining, Hostility Towards Staff, and Misrepresenting Moderation Over Multiple Posts; Numerous Prior Bans for Similar Behavior

that fucking ban message, where you write "being mean to mods" in 3 different seperate ways to try and justify your petty ass

[Propagandhim]

Well damn I thought it was really funny. Hope Netflix and Dave do more specials.

This got a ban? Christ, this might be the most egregious example of a mod’s personal vendetta I’ve seen yet.

Era mods: hold my beer

User Banned (Duration Pending): Modwhining, Hostility Towards Staff, and Misrepresenting Moderation Over Multiple Posts; Numerous Prior Bans for Similar Behavior

that fucking ban message, where you write "being mean to mods" in 3 different seperate ways to try and justify your petty ass

You can't say you liked a comedy special.  You can't start a thread about a completely non-political discussion with John Carmack because Joe Rogan is too extreme.  Why do people put up with this shit on there?   How does that place have more than 10 active users?

[Momo]

How does that place have more than 10 active users?

The real sad and dark reality of REE is these are people that dont really feel like they belong anywhere, so the desire to be part of a group and feel some belonging, however fucked that group is, is too strong and appealing to resist.

[Transhuman]

Well damn I thought it was really funny. Hope Netflix and Dave do more specials.

User Banned (Duration Pending): Drive-By Trolling in a Sensitive Thread; Prior Severe Ban for Racism

The "previous severe ban for racism" was about Splatoon plushies. And he was banned for a whole week. Very severe.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Pepe will always just be a good guy who pees standing up with his pants down to me

Have no idea how the baddies made him a hate icon in the west

Luckily you're on precisely the correct forum to ask why the baddies declared badthink

also, pretty sure #teamofftopic are at gaming side dunking on their stupid fucking Daily Problematic List Update

[Transhuman]

[who is ted danson?]

pepe is a good froggo that didn't do nothing wrong

his uncle spurdo sparde is the real bad influence

[Transhuman]

He represents the beauty and fragility of the human condition

[VomKriege]

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This is glorious.

Communism was never glorious.

Cue "Marxism-Leninism is not really communism" derail in...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pepe-the-frog-an-unlikely-ally-of-hong-kong-protesters-at-the-world%E2%80%99s-largest-gaming-tournament.138120/post-24056319

[who is ted danson?]

Another reeee thread tripped up by the ol' "cancelled youtuber link" trick
https://www.resetera.com/threads/almost-61-000-signs-have-been-raised-for-driver-san-franciscos-re-listing.138122/#post-24056217

Keep in mind he also started the petition to get the game back up, so REEE will struggle to discuss Driver SFs de-listing 

[Propagandhim]

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This is glorious.

Communism was never glorious.

Cue "Marxism-Leninism is not really communism" derail in...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pepe-the-frog-an-unlikely-ally-of-hong-kong-protesters-at-the-world%E2%80%99s-largest-gaming-tournament.138120/post-24056319

Real communism

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Another reeee thread tripped up by the ol' "cancelled youtuber link" trick
https://www.resetera.com/threads/almost-61-000-signs-have-been-raised-for-driver-san-franciscos-re-listing.138122/#post-24056217

Keep in mind he also started the petition to get the game back up, so REEE will struggle to discuss Driver SFs de-listing 

And yet despite

MOD EDIT: Removed content from banned public persona.

and

We don't allow this person's content on the site, as such this thread has been locked

good luck finding that guys name anywhere in any of the TOS, FAQs or site rules that they've been unpersoned and that their content isn't allowed

[Ghoul]

their whole, we don't support XYZ creator or Company on a forum is just odd. They really should just make a ban list.

[Momo]

pepe is a good froggo that didn't do nothing wrong

him and an Italian pop artist single handedly got Trump elected 

[Rman]

Well damn I thought it was really funny. Hope Netflix and Dave do more specials.

User Banned (Duration Pending): Drive-By Trolling in a Sensitive Thread; Prior Severe Ban for Racism

The "previous severe ban for racism" was about Splatoon plushies. And he was banned for a whole week. Very severe.

Sensitive thread? It's a thread about a comedian and his jokes, you dumb goobers at ERA.

[Propagandhim]

their whole, we don't support XYZ creator or Company on a forum is just odd. They really should just make a ban list.

They don't do it by design.  A list would be too explicit and embarrassing an indicator of how domineering they are for a 'discussion forum'.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

their whole, we don't support XYZ creator or Company on a forum is just odd. They really should just make a ban list.

They don't do it by design.  A list would be too explicit and embarrassing an indicator of how domineering they are for a 'discussion forum'.

How are you going to justify being able to talk about anders breivik, but not boogienumbers

[Propagandhim]

their whole, we don't support XYZ creator or Company on a forum is just odd. They really should just make a ban list.

They don't do it by design.  A list would be too explicit and embarrassing an indicator of how domineering they are for a 'discussion forum'.

How are you going to justify being able to talk about anders breivik, but not boogienumbers

Yeah, that too.  You know 90% of the users will be complaining about who's on The List and what substantiates being on The List.  And then doling out bans for List Whining.

[Rman]

their whole, we don't support XYZ creator or Company on a forum is just odd. They really should just make a ban list.

They don't do it by design.  A list would be too explicit and embarrassing an indicator of how domineering they are for a 'discussion forum'.

How are you going to justify being able to talk about anders breivik, but not boogienumbers

Yeah, that too.  You know 90% of the users will be complaining about who's on The List and what substantiates being on The List.  And then doling out bans for List Whining.

They constantly have threads about banning creators and companies all the time too.  They opened a really stupid rabbit hole by catering to these cancel culture extremists.

[PogiJones]

I come back to find not one of you liked my brilliant bicurious pun.

You people are worthless. I bet you didn't even get it.

[BisMarckie]

I am sorry Pogi, I am on like strike.

[Uncle]

Pogi rn

[BisMarckie]

Like strike over.

[Switters]

I come back to find not one of you liked my brilliant bicurious pun.

You people are worthless. I bet you didn't even get it.

I got it. Post it on the senior forums and drown in the likes from your grandad jokes.

[Ghoul]

Our seniors would petition to get him banned in a day, they haven't got long enough left on earth to read Pogi's careposting essays anyway.
 

[Tasty]

Pogi rn

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...her?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

egg?

[james]

Well damn I thought it was really funny. Hope Netflix and Dave do more specials.

User Banned (Duration Pending): Drive-By Trolling in a Sensitive Thread; Prior Severe Ban for Racism

The "previous severe ban for racism" was about Splatoon plushies. And he was banned for a whole week. Very severe.

Tread carefully when it comes to Splatoon plushies or i will personally hunt you down and remove your reproductive organs

[Transhuman]

[Tasty]

Did I just give demi a boner?

[james]

Greatest GOAT plushy of all time

[Jenkem]

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Well damn I thought it was really funny. Hope Netflix and Dave do more specials.

This got a ban? Christ, this might be the most egregious example of a mod’s personal vendetta I’ve seen yet.

Era mods: hold my beer

User Banned (Duration Pending): Modwhining, Hostility Towards Staff, and Misrepresenting Moderation Over Multiple Posts; Numerous Prior Bans for Similar Behavior

that fucking ban message, where you write "being mean to mods" in 3 different seperate ways to try and justify your petty ass

Double Ban Jeopardy should be in the internet bill of rights.


#cancelERA

[Propagandhim]

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Did I just give demi a boner?

https://twitter.com/MontereyAq/status/1075507604950966274

[Cauliflower Of Love]

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I see that pepe the frog at a gaming tournament thread got moved to the OT, presumably because Kyuuji's hilarious meltdown was just getting clowned by gaming side and they went running to their mod-daddy to move it to the loony side for backup

[Lonewulfeus]

their whole, we don't support XYZ creator or Company on a forum is just odd. They really should just make a ban list.

They don't do it by design.  A list would be too explicit and embarrassing an indicator of how domineering they are for a 'discussion forum'.

How are you going to justify being able to talk about anders breivik, but not boogienumbers

Anders Breivik 
Anders Holmvik

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pepe-the-frog-an-unlikely-ally-of-hong-kong-protesters-at-the-world%E2%80%99s-largest-gaming-tournament.138120/post-24056616

Kirblar's troll account banned.