Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1426908 times)

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #6360 on:** April 18, 2020, 04:38:32 PM »

fuck it, just floor it

https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1251167526945460224

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1251480165538037763

VomKriege · « **Reply #6361 on:** April 18, 2020, 04:49:50 PM »

He already said he doesn't believe the stats so there's no scientific or rational argument he'll concede to. That's how we know all the other talking points he pushes are bullshit and disingenuous. "I think the Twin Towers were holograms and never existed. Also they were destroyed by controlled demolition."

Doesn't explain why hospitals in Western Europe and the US gets overwhelmed -as evidenced by testimonials from thousands of nurses and doctors worldwide- with no cause or why this Leftist plot ravaged the PRC or Spain. But it's not like reality even matters anymore.

Quote from: Esch on April 18, 2020, 04:26:28 PM

Quote from: Stro on April 18, 2020, 04:05:35 PM
Bill Mitchell seems like a real piece of shit

Sure is interesting that all these MAGA media parasites have been raging about the quarantine from the beginning, telling people America needs to get back to work. One might think these unemployables have a lot tied up in securities or rent and are hurting from that.

Man, if only... I'm not even sure the direct material incentive is there.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #6362 on:** April 18, 2020, 04:51:56 PM »

Quote from: jorma on April 18, 2020, 04:24:35 PM

Quote from: Stro on April 18, 2020, 04:05:35 PM
Bill Mitchell seems like a real piece of shit

Seriously! Dude is overtaking Martin Schrekli as the most punchable face in the universe.

You sure you don't want to support this man grinding out some honest bread?

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1251593461654044682

Tripon · « **Reply #6363 on:** April 18, 2020, 05:03:29 PM »

https://twitter.com/tripgabriel/status/1251220751757332483

thisismyusername · « **Reply #6364 on:** April 18, 2020, 05:09:49 PM »

https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1251571068885585920

I get his point, but on the converse: There's poor folks out there that have to worry about rent/etc. The issue is less "folks need to stay home," and more "the government needs to forget rent/etc."

team filler · « **Reply #6365 on:** April 18, 2020, 05:11:48 PM »

irs says my bux will be sent 22 april

Uncle · « **Reply #6366 on:** April 18, 2020, 05:13:54 PM »

anne frank would've been making some fire memes about kicking eugene off her island by hitting him with a net

VomKriege · « **Reply #6367 on:** April 18, 2020, 05:17:13 PM »

Deaths in retirement homes in France now almost 40% of the total.
All other stats seem to trend the right way.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #6368 on:** April 18, 2020, 05:18:48 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on April 18, 2020, 05:17:13 PM

Deaths in retirement homes in France now almost 40% of the total.
All other stats seem to trend the right way.

spain down tremendously for the day somehow, lagging update?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #6369 on:** April 18, 2020, 05:18:54 PM »

Doesn’t all this Bill Mitchell shit belong in the Wank dad thread? I wouldn’t ever had to know who the guy was if he wasn’t posted here on every page. We get it, he’s a dipshit agitator.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #6370 on:** April 18, 2020, 05:20:08 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 18, 2020, 05:18:54 PM

Doesn’t all this Bill Mitchell shit belong in the Wank dad thread? I wouldn’t ever had to know who the guy was if he wasn’t posted here on every page. We get it, he’s dipshit.

I can't help myself, I've stopped posting him for the most part but sometimes I slip because every time I come across him

team filler · « **Reply #6371 on:** April 18, 2020, 05:21:34 PM »

monsieurs?

more like monsters $:-\$

Raist · « **Reply #6372 on:** April 18, 2020, 05:26:19 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on April 18, 2020, 04:51:56 PM

Quote from: jorma on April 18, 2020, 04:24:35 PM
Quote from: Stro on April 18, 2020, 04:05:35 PM
Bill Mitchell seems like a real piece of shit

Seriously! Dude is overtaking Martin Schrekli as the most punchable face in the universe.

You sure you don't want to support this man grinding out some honest bread?

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1251593461654044682

I guarantee this mofo is shitposting from a bunker with his laptop stuck between 50 packs of TP and 200kg of pasta

VomKriege · « **Reply #6373 on:** April 18, 2020, 05:35:08 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on April 18, 2020, 05:18:48 PM

Quote from: VomKriege on April 18, 2020, 05:17:13 PM
Deaths in retirement homes in France now almost 40% of the total.
All other stats seem to trend the right way.

spain down tremendously for the day somehow, lagging update?

Maybe Worldometers reported more yesterday using advance numbers ? Or lag... New cases are also low and maybe partial. Spain has a double update : National report in the morning and regions updating later in the day, with some issues because not every province uses the same classifications.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #6374 on:** April 18, 2020, 05:37:55 PM »

Has all that money from grifting right-idiots. Can't fucking fix his eyes. Get a facelift, Billy.

Nintex · « **Reply #6375 on:** April 18, 2020, 05:47:35 PM »

The rona rally is going great just as Birx thanks the people for their efforts and shows how well the US did vs. other countries, Trump chimes in and says: "Does anyone really believe this number?" and points to China.

Birx starts explaining how unrealistic the China number is, wants to move on.

"But also the number of Iran. Just anyone believe the number of Iran"

"Put that slide back please"

Dr Birx has lost control. I repeat Dr. Birx has lost control

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1251629371829428226

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #6376 on:** April 18, 2020, 05:57:25 PM »

I got a question prez, if the chicoms are understating their numbers doesn't it mean its worse than the flu mr. trump?

Nintex · « **Reply #6377 on:** April 18, 2020, 07:29:15 PM »

Mandark · « **Reply #6378 on:** April 18, 2020, 07:51:10 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on April 18, 2020, 05:57:25 PM

I got a question prez, if the chicoms are understating their numbers doesn't it mean its worse than the flu mr. trump?

Of course the Chinese virus is a terrible Invisible Enemy and Trump took it seriously by shutting down travel while Dems were too politically correct to admit it was a big deal, but also it's not worse than the flu and states asking for ventilators are lying about what they need, but luckily Trump has absolute authority and is in charge and will reopen the country but it hasn't happened because it's up to the states and not his job.

Tripon · « **Reply #6379 on:** April 18, 2020, 09:08:41 PM »

https://twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1251597583363051521
https://twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1251597940289929216
https://twitter.com/thesundaytimes/status/1251563504118771712
https://twitter.com/thesundaytimes/status/1251563508413718528

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6380 on:** April 18, 2020, 09:38:55 PM »

bluemax · « **Reply #6381 on:** April 18, 2020, 09:56:50 PM »

Can we keep the conspiracies and wank dads to the appropriate threads? I have no desire to ever see another Bill Mitchell tweet in my life.

team filler · « **Reply #6382 on:** April 18, 2020, 10:32:40 PM »

https://twitter.com/MarcusTriton/status/1251699340155981824

Tripon · « **Reply #6383 on:** April 19, 2020, 12:47:12 AM »

https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/austin-infowars-rally-reopen-businesses-coronavirus-193453766.html

VomKriege · « **Reply #6384 on:** April 19, 2020, 01:52:24 AM »

Quote from: bluemax on April 18, 2020, 09:56:50 PM

Can we keep the conspiracies and wank dads to the appropriate threads? I have no desire to ever see another Bill Mitchell tweet in my life.

Bill begged, “Le’s do it now. Le’s get that place now.”

“Sure, right now. I gotta. We gotta.”

And Vom raised the gun and steadied it, and he brought the muzzle of it close to the back of Bill's Twitter. The hand shook violently, but his face set and his hand steadied. He pulled the trigger. The crash of the shot rolled up the hills and rolled down again. Bill jarred, and then settled slowly forward to the sand, and he lay without quivering about how fake the Coronavirus is.

Akala · « **Reply #6385 on:** April 19, 2020, 01:55:41 AM »

wtf @ the guy in the SUB/POP shirt.

Nintex · « **Reply #6386 on:** April 19, 2020, 06:01:23 AM »

One of the 7 apps our government is working on already has a dataleak discovered in the source code during the selection process

Nintex · « **Reply #6387 on:** April 19, 2020, 08:27:52 AM »

https://twitter.com/SANCCOB/status/1251190644879642626

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #6388 on:** April 19, 2020, 10:33:32 AM »

Long time, no post

https://www.reddit.com/r/maryland/comments/g3niq3/comment/fnstpyl

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6389 on:** April 19, 2020, 11:34:48 AM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #6390 on:** April 19, 2020, 11:48:13 AM »

I'm sure social distancing rules were followed to the letter on all those ad shoots.

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To be fair I guess there's a lot of stock footage in those.

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Nintex · « **Reply #6391 on:** April 19, 2020, 11:51:44 AM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #6392 on:** April 19, 2020, 12:29:26 PM »

The French Health and Prime Minister are having a press conference.
They admit there's still "tension" on PPE supplies.
45% of care homes have at least one case.

Strict conditions to reopen visits there but it will happen.
They're fairly confident that the epidemic is under control in overseas France.
Numbers are "good" for today but weekend dip and all that, you know the drill.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6393 on:** April 19, 2020, 12:35:55 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #6394 on:** April 19, 2020, 01:04:33 PM »

"All these patients have different symptoms"

Looks like the time has arrived to start stocking up on handgun ammo and herbs $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6395 on:** April 19, 2020, 01:32:12 PM »

Ontario
10,578 cases (+568)
553 Dead (+39)

Quebec
18 357 cases (+836)
877 dead (+72)

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6396 on:** April 19, 2020, 01:49:42 PM »

Austria:
March 27: 1050 new cases
April 19: 59 new cases

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6397 on:** April 19, 2020, 02:06:32 PM »

The more I look at places with low spread and deaths the more I realize I have no idea what's really working for prevention.

toku · « **Reply #6398 on:** April 19, 2020, 02:42:17 PM »

those with god on their side and those without

brawndolicious · « **Reply #6399 on:** April 19, 2020, 03:18:05 PM »

I think lack of testing means we have no idea what the spread is.

BIONIC · « **Reply #6400 on:** April 19, 2020, 03:22:38 PM »

Quote from: toku on April 19, 2020, 02:42:17 PM

those with god on their side and those without

Save us moblin

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #6401 on:** April 19, 2020, 03:22:52 PM »

seems like the key is properly identifying hot spots and then effectively shutting those places down before it gets too bad. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that New York, Ontario CA and Detroit are all reporting lots of cases. It’s a very common route for trade/travel.

Also, I saw a funny comment on Reddit, “Our economy is on the brink of collapse because people are only buying what they need.”

BisMarckie · « **Reply #6402 on:** April 19, 2020, 03:52:29 PM »

Quote from: toku on April 19, 2020, 02:42:17 PM

those with god on their side and those without

Looks like God is more of a Habsburg kind of guy. British branch of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha losers annihilated.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6403 on:** April 19, 2020, 03:56:55 PM »

Quote from: Stro on April 19, 2020, 03:37:12 PM

I thought God blessed America tho

Only the Mormons.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #6404 on:** April 19, 2020, 04:12:12 PM »

Quote from: Stro on April 19, 2020, 03:57:07 PM

God did seem pretty fine with incest for a while there

Show me one royal failson who claims not to be a product of incestuous relationships and I show you a goddamn liar.

Tripon · « **Reply #6405 on:** April 19, 2020, 04:48:09 PM »

https://twitter.com/COVID19America/status/1251964638591250433

VomKriege · « **Reply #6406 on:** April 19, 2020, 04:51:45 PM »

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on April 19, 2020, 04:12:00 PM

if you guys have christian parents, now is the time to check on them. my mom has been listening to her sisters too much and understands this to be the second coming of jesus

Pre-Rapture Tribulations ?