Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1208503 times)

james · « **Reply #14940 on:** March 01, 2022, 12:56:56 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 01, 2022, 11:43:57 AM

I tested positive for COVID.

Feels like a flu so far, keep spitting in a bucket tho.

How the fuck did you get it at this point in the game

Nintex · « **Reply #14941 on:** March 01, 2022, 01:24:21 PM »

Quote from: james on March 01, 2022, 12:56:56 PM

Quote from: Nintex on March 01, 2022, 11:43:57 AM
I tested positive for COVID.

Feels like a flu so far, keep spitting in a bucket tho.

How the fuck did you get it at this point in the game

Went to a wedding of an anti-vaxx co-worker

Day later she was like: oops me and hubby are sick.
Then one by one the positive tests dropped

james · « **Reply #14942 on:** March 01, 2022, 01:55:27 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 01, 2022, 01:24:21 PM

Quote from: james on March 01, 2022, 12:56:56 PM
Quote from: Nintex on March 01, 2022, 11:43:57 AM
I tested positive for COVID.

Feels like a flu so far, keep spitting in a bucket tho.

How the fuck did you get it at this point in the game

Went to a wedding of an anti-vaxx co-worker

Day later she was like: oops me and hubby are sick.
Then one by one the positive tests dropped

Theyre going to kill grandma

Occam · « **Reply #14943 on:** March 01, 2022, 01:56:08 PM »

Shocking, anti-vaxxers spreading the virus. Who could have known?

Ibuprofen is your friend. Additionally, some vitamin D and magnesium probably won't hurt.

team filler · « **Reply #14944 on:** March 01, 2022, 01:57:35 PM »

hopefully it's the omicron immunity spreader

chronovore · « **Reply #14945 on:** March 01, 2022, 07:34:09 PM »

Quote from: james on March 01, 2022, 12:56:56 PM

Quote from: Nintex on March 01, 2022, 11:43:57 AM
I tested positive for COVID.

Feels like a flu so far, keep spitting in a bucket tho.

How the fuck did you get it at this point in the game

Omicron more or less walks past vaccine-provided immunity. You can even catch Omicron twice, though I understand the 2nd time is asymptomatic.

You gotta be careful making judgements, James! God looks down at openings like that the same way Rocco Siffredi does.

Nintex · « **Reply #14946 on:** March 03, 2022, 05:09:06 PM »

Day 4 of sick in bed ww3 scrolling

Fever has slowly gone away, no longer have to spit every minute. Still so tired like a mod and throat hurts.
At this rate recovery to a point where I can use my big screens and work again will probably take about another 3 days.

Nintex · « **Reply #14947 on:** March 05, 2022, 06:04:55 PM »

Day 6, tonight was rough. Woke up with a sore throat again around 4 AM and was completely out of breath.
I usually go for Paracetemol but I still had a few 500mg Ibuprofens left over from when I had my root canal.
I figured that and lots of water was the best cure and went to sleep again after the worst coughing was over.

When I woke up again this morning I felt a lot of better and for the first time in weeks I've been out of bed for longer than an hour and I didn't feel tired all day.

Looks like I'm in the final stretch.

benjipwns · « **Reply #14948 on:** March 06, 2022, 01:46:17 PM »

BIONIC · « **Reply #14949 on:** March 06, 2022, 02:07:36 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 06, 2022, 01:46:17 PM

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Why did I get vaxxed?

james · « **Reply #14950 on:** March 10, 2022, 04:43:21 PM »

Just the flu bro

https://twitter.com/apsmunro/status/1501822413570514949

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14951 on:** March 10, 2022, 05:00:48 PM »

That's good news, though if I'm reading the graph, it's a comparison of outcomes if you get either the flu or covid, which doesn't take into account contagiousness?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14952 on:** March 10, 2022, 05:01:38 PM »

Also this belongs in like 8 different theads

james · « **Reply #14953 on:** March 10, 2022, 05:19:01 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on March 10, 2022, 05:00:48 PM

That's good news, though if I'm reading the graph, it's a comparison of outcomes if you get either the flu or covid, which doesn't take into account contagiousness?

Thats my understanding a swell, just odds of death for an individual.

james · « **Reply #14954 on:** March 10, 2022, 05:20:32 PM »

Quote

Germany +300,270

How the fuck are they still seeing numbers this big in Germany?

Netherlands also showing yet another upswing

james · « **Reply #14955 on:** March 11, 2022, 03:09:55 PM »

The James Fund COVID Watchdog Foundation was the first to spot the trend, but mainstream media has caught on

COVID IS BACK BABY

https://twitter.com/EricTopol/status/1502340845986451456

Nintex · « **Reply #14956 on:** March 11, 2022, 05:34:53 PM »

Got my COVID recovery pass today on my birthday.

I've completed all the COVID achievements

COVID-19 (likely) ✓
Negative official test ✓
Vaxx 1 ✓
Vaxx 2 ✓
Booster vaxx ✓
Positive self-test ✓
Positive official test ✓
COVID Omicron DLC ✓
Recovery pass ✓

The Chicom scum failed

james · « **Reply #14957 on:** March 14, 2022, 01:20:41 PM »

Dat fatality rate tho

https://twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1503420660869214213

https://twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1503420672940380173

benjipwns · « **Reply #14958 on:** March 14, 2022, 01:46:39 PM »

Quote from: james on March 14, 2022, 01:20:41 PM

https://twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1503420660869214213

COVID's learned to swim, islands are no longer safe.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14959 on:** March 14, 2022, 02:08:17 PM »

Had to look it up to see why this is https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/25/business/hong-kong-unvaccinated-elderly.html

But the differences between HK and NZ basically show that delaying infection over the pandemic saved lives. Which is counter to many of the fatalists early in the pandemic saying we should open up because people are 'going to get it eventually'.

james · « **Reply #14960 on:** March 14, 2022, 02:43:56 PM »

Up, NZ waited for everyone to get the vaccine before opening up. The strategy worked.

benjipwns · « **Reply #14961 on:** March 14, 2022, 03:01:26 PM »

Quote from: james on March 14, 2022, 02:43:56 PM

Up, NZ waited for everyone to get the vaccine before opening up. The strategy worked.

New Zealand's national lockdown ended in April 2020. Auckland was the only location to ever go back above "level 2" which imposed restrictions and only once (August 2020) longer than a few days. They haven't even required social distancing since June 2020.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14962 on:** March 14, 2022, 03:33:35 PM »

Pretty sure he meant open up to international travel without mandatory isolation since NZ's strategy was an international lockdown not national lockdown.

benjipwns · « **Reply #14963 on:** March 14, 2022, 03:42:47 PM »

Then it didn't work.

james · « **Reply #14964 on:** March 14, 2022, 04:44:31 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 14, 2022, 03:01:26 PM

Quote from: james on March 14, 2022, 02:43:56 PM
Up, NZ waited for everyone to get the vaccine before opening up. The strategy worked.
New Zealand's national lockdown ended in April 2020. Auckland was the only location to ever go back above "level 2" which imposed restrictions and only once (August 2020) longer than a few days. They haven't even required social distancing since June 2020.

You lying son of a bitch.

My sister lives in NZ. Theyve been locked down multiple times.

August 21, 2021

Quote

The whole of New Zealand will remain in lockdown until midnight Tuesday, prime minister Jacinda Ardern has announced, as the country’s coronavirus outbreak grew to 31 people and spread to Wellington.

The first case in the outbreak emerged in Auckland on Tuesday, prompting the government to put the entire country into a level-4 lockdown – the highest level of restrictions. Genome sequencing has linked the cluster to a returnee from Australia.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/aug/20/new-zealand-covid-outbreak-wellington-cases-lockdown

September 1

Quote

New Zealanders on Wednesday visited beaches and queued for takeaway food as tough lockdown measures enforced to beat an outbreak of the highly infectious Delta variant of the coronavirus were eased for most of the country.

About 1.7 million people in the largest city Auckland still remain in strict level 4 lockdown for another two weeks, but restrictions for the remainder of the country were loosened. read more

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/new-zealand-records-more-than-75-new-cases-covid-19-report-2021-09-01/

I expected better from you Benji.

benjipwns · « **Reply #14965 on:** March 14, 2022, 05:02:50 PM »

Not lying, just didn't bother looking at anything after the vaccines existed. Still wouldn't call a country that's been open 99% of the time just now opening up though.

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Don't really consider an island that can but didn't seal its borders to be much of a use case either.

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james · « **Reply #14966 on:** March 15, 2022, 01:07:25 PM »

Guess who's back

Back again

https://mobile.twitter.com/EricTopol/status/1503777416455811073

Potato · « **Reply #14967 on:** March 15, 2022, 07:24:05 PM »

Which third world country are they blaming for this variant?

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #14968 on:** March 15, 2022, 07:35:46 PM »

Quote from: Potato on March 15, 2022, 07:24:05 PM

Which third world country are they blaming for this variant?

The Netherlands?

james · « **Reply #14969 on:** March 15, 2022, 07:45:57 PM »

Quote from: Lonewulfeus on March 15, 2022, 07:35:46 PM

Quote from: Potato on March 15, 2022, 07:24:05 PM
Which third world country are they blaming for this variant?

The Netherlands?

I'm 99% sure the wedding Nintex went to was the super-spreader event

chronovore · « **Reply #14970 on:** March 15, 2022, 09:48:29 PM »

Quote from: Potato on March 15, 2022, 07:24:05 PM

Which third world country are they blaming for this variant?

james · « **Reply #14971 on:** March 16, 2022, 01:19:30 PM »

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1503904945489297410

Svejk · « **Reply #14972 on:** March 16, 2022, 01:26:09 PM »

How else is Pfizer gonna promote their new pill vacksiz?

james · « **Reply #14973 on:** March 16, 2022, 05:00:05 PM »

Covid: Its done, the worst is behind us
Vaccines: Its done, the worst is behind us
Delta: Its done, the worst is behind us
Omicron: Its done, the worst is behind us

BA2:

https://twitter.com/Jul101Vie/status/1504082524812759048

james · « **Reply #14974 on:** March 18, 2022, 03:03:07 PM »

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1504872960053719044

benjipwns · « **Reply #14975 on:** March 19, 2022, 11:56:18 PM »

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #14976 on:** March 20, 2022, 08:28:59 PM »

man, I haven't thought about corona since feb 24~

benjipwns · « **Reply #14977 on:** March 21, 2022, 12:37:03 AM »

https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/1505371263228956675

Potato · « **Reply #14978 on:** March 21, 2022, 03:13:51 AM »

It would be amazing for some data nerd to dig into this phenomenon and cross reference it to some of their other social media history to see what sort of correlations could be found.

james · « **Reply #14979 on:** March 22, 2022, 02:16:31 PM »

The masks have come off

White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has Covid, will miss Biden trip to Europe
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/03/22/biden-white-house-spokeswoman-jen-psaki-has-covid-will-miss-europe-trip.html

team filler · « **Reply #14980 on:** March 22, 2022, 02:22:30 PM »

she can psaki psaki deez nutz tbh

james · « **Reply #14981 on:** March 22, 2022, 02:59:13 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1506054453564260353

Get your Biden mission accomplished tshirts ordered now so you're ready for the big 1m

team filler · « **Reply #14982 on:** March 22, 2022, 03:01:26 PM »

is there a prize if you are the 1 millionth covid death?

Potato · « **Reply #14983 on:** March 22, 2022, 04:11:52 PM »

Quote from: team filler on March 22, 2022, 02:22:30 PM

she can psaki psaki deez nutz tbh

Thicc redheads

team filler · « **Reply #14984 on:** March 22, 2022, 04:14:06 PM »

hunter probably hand picked her

https://www.reddit.com/r/Politically_NSFW/comments/oygi17/jen_psaki_is_a_respectfully_well_proportioned/

Potato · « **Reply #14985 on:** March 23, 2022, 04:48:39 AM »

Fucken love that sub

BIONIC · « **Reply #14986 on:** March 23, 2022, 04:58:22 PM »

The comments on that post

james · « **Reply #14987 on:** March 23, 2022, 05:44:54 PM »

Mild One Part 2: the Mildening returns

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1506675641420181507

Nintex · « **Reply #14988 on:** March 23, 2022, 07:15:01 PM »

Quote from: team filler on March 22, 2022, 04:14:06 PM

hunter probably hand picked her

https://www.reddit.com/r/Politically_NSFW/comments/oygi17/jen_psaki_is_a_respectfully_well_proportioned/

lmao this reddit, not of the pictures are even nfsw

As for COVID, literally anyone I talked to the past 2 weeks falls into these 3 categories

1. Had COVID
2. Has COVID
3. Was in contact with someone who had COVID

Potato · « **Reply #14989 on:** March 23, 2022, 07:17:46 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 23, 2022, 07:15:01 PM

Quote from: team filler on March 22, 2022, 04:14:06 PM
hunter probably hand picked her

https://www.reddit.com/r/Politically_NSFW/comments/oygi17/jen_psaki_is_a_respectfully_well_proportioned/

lmao this reddit, not of the pictures are even nfsw

You'd be surprised. YouTube people seem to get their tits out regularly.

team filler · « **Reply #14990 on:** March 23, 2022, 07:18:12 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #14991 on:** March 23, 2022, 07:23:14 PM »

Quote from: Potato on March 23, 2022, 07:17:46 PM

Quote from: Nintex on March 23, 2022, 07:15:01 PM
Quote from: team filler on March 22, 2022, 04:14:06 PM
hunter probably hand picked her

https://www.reddit.com/r/Politically_NSFW/comments/oygi17/jen_psaki_is_a_respectfully_well_proportioned/

lmao this reddit, not of the pictures are even nfsw
You'd be surprised. YouTube people seem to get their tits out regularly.

I don't think Ben Shapiro's sister can be considered 'political'

But the TikTok -> onlyfans career path is certainly very popular these days.

Potato · « **Reply #14992 on:** March 23, 2022, 07:29:53 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 23, 2022, 07:23:14 PM

Quote from: Potato on March 23, 2022, 07:17:46 PM
Quote from: Nintex on March 23, 2022, 07:15:01 PM
Quote from: team filler on March 22, 2022, 04:14:06 PM
hunter probably hand picked her

https://www.reddit.com/r/Politically_NSFW/comments/oygi17/jen_psaki_is_a_respectfully_well_proportioned/

lmao this reddit, not of the pictures are even nfsw
You'd be surprised. YouTube people seem to get their tits out regularly.
I don't think Ben Shapiro's sister can be considered 'political'

But the TikTok -> onlyfans career path is certainly very popular these days.

Some of the political links are tenuous, but who cares...tits!

Nintex · « **Reply #14993 on:** March 23, 2022, 07:49:45 PM »

Just like politicians went on Twitter when it got popular they need to get on with the times and join Onlyfans.

That's where the voters are

benjipwns · « **Reply #14994 on:** March 23, 2022, 08:50:36 PM »

Quote from: team filler on March 22, 2022, 03:01:26 PM

is there a prize if you are the 1 millionth covid death?

That's the prize.

benjipwns · « **Reply #14995 on:** March 23, 2022, 08:51:16 PM »

Some Twitter doctors will never give up the fame they got from COVID:

benjipwns · « **Reply #14996 on:** March 25, 2022, 04:52:17 PM »

https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1507394379228405761

james · « **Reply #14997 on:** March 25, 2022, 05:20:08 PM »

Quote from: james on February 09, 2022, 12:27:40 PM

So three scenarios from the Official James Covid Prediction Lab:

2) Cases stall out at around 40-80k daily, BA2 starts to get a hold, and then cases start to sharply rise in late March/April, because zero restrictions exist and all caution is thrown out the window. Once we hit 200k daily again, some folks start to worry, but its full speed ahead by politicians who would resists any new measure short of 500k daily. Deaths rise to 3k daily again in May/June but no one cares.

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1506836322643808256

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1507134022593490944

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1507028342926684162

Why am I always right about things

team filler · « **Reply #14998 on:** March 26, 2022, 01:38:25 AM »

Tripon · « **Reply #14999 on:** March 27, 2022, 03:28:01 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 23, 2022, 08:51:16 PM

Some Twitter doctors will never give up the fame they got from COVID:
(Image removed from quote.)

This lady sucks so bad.

News:

Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1208503 times)