https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-have-not-showered-bathed-since-april-17.230371/
Oh hey era finally found its motto
Sceptre welcomed his allies
"Hey all, let's watch John Oliver together!" They all nodded
As things were getting comfy they felt a slight itch in their pants.
As they adjusted their cum crusted underwear someone noticed a distinct smell
"This brings back memories" they said
"How so" they asked
"Remember when we went to Smash Bros. Invitational?"
"No.... I remember streaming it"
"That's right!" they said.
They sat and watched John Oliver together as they had to adjust their legs once more.
Another load was shot that would not be rinsed off for at least another week when the wet wipes were back in stock at Amazon.
They asked for a glass of water.
"Are you mad?" they responded
"Don't you know water is in short supply and just because you have the privilege of having easy access to water doesn't mean you can just use it?"
They was shocked by their own question. "Sorry, I meant another Mountain Dew Game Fuel"
As they drank it fast the show had ended and they walked out the door.
"Watch out for my racist dad on the way out!" they said
"I bet they supports DRUMPF!!!" they joked
They had a few laughs as they walked out and surely the so-called 'white father' was standing outside in all his cis-privilege watering is garden with the few valuable drops of drinkable water left on this earth.
"You boys had fun?"
UGH.. how dare they use such gendered language.