Author Topic: USA Politics Thread |OT| Son of a bitch! (Read 503792 times)

benjipwns · « **Reply #1380 on:** January 07, 2021, 05:30:40 PM »

Quote from: Dickie Dee on January 07, 2021, 05:27:02 PM

Quote from: twitter.com/Cirincione/status/1347304849914929158
reports GOP sources close to White House say Trump “unstable, ranting and raving” and “bent on destruction in his final days.”

They report this breathlessly like it's different and new.

Tasty · « **Reply #1381 on:** January 07, 2021, 05:30:49 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on January 07, 2021, 05:29:00 PM

Quote from: Uncle on January 07, 2021, 05:26:13 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on January 07, 2021, 05:16:51 PM
Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on January 07, 2021, 11:55:40 AM
It's pretty much a lock Trumps going down in the history books as literally the worst fucking president ever, right?

Even without knowing whatever shit he's still got a few days left to try and pull.
No. Not even close.

benji has deets on benjamin harrison
Woodrow Wilson.

Boredfrom · « **Reply #1382 on:** January 07, 2021, 05:31:47 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on January 07, 2021, 05:30:40 PM

Quote from: Dickie Dee on January 07, 2021, 05:27:02 PM
Quote from: twitter.com/Cirincione/status/1347304849914929158
reports GOP sources close to White House say Trump “unstable, ranting and raving” and “bent on destruction in his final days.”
They report this breathlessly like it's different and new.

Well, yesterday made it different...

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #1383 on:** January 07, 2021, 05:34:24 PM »

Quote from: Tasty on January 07, 2021, 05:00:16 PM

I say we give ourselves over to the machines/AI. We clearly can't be trusted to be stewards of ourselves at this point.

To be dominated by them is not as bad for human pride as to be dominated by others of our species.

Could be fun, being ruled by a demigod rather than old, wheezing geezers from epstein's island

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1384 on:** January 07, 2021, 05:37:11 PM »

so bart fucked edna?

Boredfrom · « **Reply #1385 on:** January 07, 2021, 05:38:06 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on January 07, 2021, 05:34:24 PM

Quote from: Tasty on January 07, 2021, 05:00:16 PM
I say we give ourselves over to the machines/AI. We clearly can't be trusted to be stewards of ourselves at this point.

To be dominated by them is not as bad for human pride as to be dominated by others of our species.

Could be fun, being ruled by a demigod rather than old, wheezing geezers from epstein's island

You are thinking you are going to get a competent made Demigod.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #1386 on:** January 07, 2021, 05:38:34 PM »

Quote from: Boredfrom on January 07, 2021, 05:38:06 PM

Quote from: OnlyRegret on January 07, 2021, 05:34:24 PM
Quote from: Tasty on January 07, 2021, 05:00:16 PM
I say we give ourselves over to the machines/AI. We clearly can't be trusted to be stewards of ourselves at this point.

To be dominated by them is not as bad for human pride as to be dominated by others of our species.

Could be fun, being ruled by a demigod rather than old, wheezing geezers from epstein's island

You are thinking you are going to get a competent made Demigod.

My hypothetical, my rules bitch

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1387 on:** January 07, 2021, 05:49:44 PM »

Quote from: filler on January 07, 2021, 04:06:14 PM

Quote from: Piss Benoit on January 07, 2021, 03:54:18 PM
this is all so fucking stupid
https://twitter.com/ConnorASheets/status/1347253411335589888

lmao the preggo belly

Nintex · « **Reply #1388 on:** January 07, 2021, 05:50:37 PM »

https://twitter.com/tomlobianco/status/1347313289542438912

james · « **Reply #1389 on:** January 07, 2021, 06:03:59 PM »

I was thinking that for a group of people obsessed with guns, I would have expected more shootings.

Looks like DCs strict gun control laws worked

jorma · « **Reply #1390 on:** January 07, 2021, 06:06:38 PM »

Quote from: Boredfrom on January 07, 2021, 05:38:06 PM

Quote from: OnlyRegret on January 07, 2021, 05:34:24 PM
Quote from: Tasty on January 07, 2021, 05:00:16 PM
I say we give ourselves over to the machines/AI. We clearly can't be trusted to be stewards of ourselves at this point.

To be dominated by them is not as bad for human pride as to be dominated by others of our species.

Could be fun, being ruled by a demigod rather than old, wheezing geezers from epstein's island

You are thinking you are going to get a competent made Demigod.

Well, i've heard that the russkies has some pretty good coders to make up for subpar hardware...

T-Short · « **Reply #1391 on:** January 07, 2021, 06:15:35 PM »

Yep, champers always tastes really good after some good ol' insurrection

https://twitter.com/JMYaLes/status/1347254784458452999

Nintex · « **Reply #1392 on:** January 07, 2021, 06:20:06 PM »

https://twitter.com/elainaplott/status/1347311739344400384

team filler · « **Reply #1393 on:** January 07, 2021, 06:22:03 PM »

unemployable, but not unelectable

benjipwns · « **Reply #1394 on:** January 07, 2021, 06:23:11 PM »

Imagine if that was the case with every White House staff.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1395 on:** January 07, 2021, 06:24:58 PM »

*looks at set of two resumes*

"Worked at the White House: 2021-2026"
"Was in jail for manslaughter: 2021-2026"

*shreds the first*

team filler · « **Reply #1396 on:** January 07, 2021, 06:29:12 PM »

Quote from: filler on January 07, 2021, 06:22:03 PM

unemployable, but not unelectable

this could also describe the big guy

Nintex · « **Reply #1397 on:** January 07, 2021, 06:36:55 PM »

https://twitter.com/BreakingNews/status/1347320178577707009

team filler · « **Reply #1398 on:** January 07, 2021, 06:37:06 PM »

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1347322698444242945

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1347324595112730624

ted cruz resign bitch!!

Nintex · « **Reply #1399 on:** January 07, 2021, 06:39:11 PM »

Quote from: filler on January 07, 2021, 06:37:06 PM

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1347322698444242945

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1347324595112730624

ted cruz resign bitch!!

AOC on Ted Cruz's campaign list

Ted Cruz here I'm just coupin' and toobin

benjipwns · « **Reply #1400 on:** January 07, 2021, 06:41:41 PM »

Quote from: Ted Cruz

the despicable terrorists who attacked the Capitol yesterday

with friends like these...

team filler · « **Reply #1401 on:** January 07, 2021, 06:47:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/juniiorxxz/status/1346995177794265094

police should have cracked her fackin skull

Nintex · « **Reply #1402 on:** January 07, 2021, 07:10:43 PM »

https://twitter.com/josh_wingrove/status/1347334282386300930

While Navarro stands in front of a green screen Fox reports Trump is going to release a video statement.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1347334804052844550
Trump does a law and order speech

He calls for healing and everyone to work together to fight the pandemic

He will now turn his attention to a peaceful transition of power

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1403 on:** January 07, 2021, 07:22:36 PM »

Is this the moment Donald Trump became president?

Nintex · « **Reply #1404 on:** January 07, 2021, 07:35:44 PM »

It's going to be quite something when the media rehabilitates this guy after he releases his book.

"So the storming of the Capitol Donald, what was that all about"

"Well Jimmy what can I say, I'm just not a very good loser, this one time I played Monopoly with Ivanka and set the board on fire when I lost and her cat burned to death"

"Did you ever consider firing the nukes?"

"Only on Rosie O' Donell"

team filler · « **Reply #1405 on:** January 07, 2021, 07:37:43 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #1406 on:** January 07, 2021, 07:45:36 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 07, 2021, 07:22:36 PM

Is this the moment Donald Trump became president?

Proud to be listening to my President

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1407 on:** January 07, 2021, 07:45:42 PM »

kimmel's fake overlaugh

Tasty · « **Reply #1408 on:** January 07, 2021, 08:21:39 PM »

https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/1347343313297432577

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1409 on:** January 07, 2021, 08:31:01 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #1410 on:** January 07, 2021, 08:32:14 PM »

Transhuman · « **Reply #1411 on:** January 07, 2021, 08:38:18 PM »

Only source is NPR and it's been deleted. Is it actually true?

EchoRin · « **Reply #1412 on:** January 07, 2021, 08:39:01 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on January 07, 2021, 07:45:42 PM

kimmel's fake overlaugh

Quote from: Philip Cardgage on January 07, 2021, 08:16:33 PM

Kimmel? That's Colbert, idiot.

Oops. I mixed up the names in my head too. Jimmy Fallon.

Though I always call him Jimmy Sandler in terms of how funny he is nowadays.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1413 on:** January 07, 2021, 08:39:23 PM »

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-capitol-police/u-s-capitol-police-officer-has-died-following-attack-on-capitol-building-cnn-idUSKBN29D00G
https://www.abc27.com/news/us-world/national/us-capitol-police-officer-dies-following-injuries-sustained-during-riot/
https://www.npr.org/sections/congress-electoral-college-tally-live-updates/2021/01/07/954333542/four-dead-police-injured-dozens-arrested-after-siege-at-the-u-s-capitol

Transhuman · « **Reply #1414 on:** January 07, 2021, 08:46:52 PM »

Quote

A US Capitol Police officer has died from events stemming from Wednesday's riot at the Capitol, three sources confirm to CNN

Part of me thinks you wouldn't need to say "three sources confirm" if you were 100% sure it was true.

U.S. Capitol Police say reports of officer death not accurate

Lol click that reuters link again man.

Tasty · « **Reply #1415 on:** January 07, 2021, 08:46:52 PM »

Twitter really is trash, I should stop relying on it for news.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1416 on:** January 07, 2021, 08:47:42 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1417 on:** January 07, 2021, 08:49:27 PM »

Quote from: Transhuman on January 07, 2021, 08:46:52 PM

Quote
A US Capitol Police officer has died from events stemming from Wednesday's riot at the Capitol, three sources confirm to CNN

Part of me thinks you wouldn't need to say "three sources confirm" if you were 100% sure it was true.

U.S. Capitol Police say reports of officer death not accurate

Lol click that reuters link again man.

Quote

Updated 6 minutes ago

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1418 on:** January 07, 2021, 08:49:34 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 07, 2021, 07:22:36 PM

Is this the moment Donald Trump became president?

The tone of a president!

https://mobile.twitter.com/MattNegrin/status/1347340694134910986

Transhuman · « **Reply #1419 on:** January 07, 2021, 08:50:26 PM »

I learned everything I know about American journalism from The Newsroom

Transhuman · « **Reply #1420 on:** January 07, 2021, 08:52:34 PM »

Who knew Aaron Sorkin's sanctimoniousness, Coldplay's "Fix you", and Mandarin subtitles would work so well together

Tasty · « **Reply #1421 on:** January 07, 2021, 08:57:36 PM »

Had a good teaser for season 2 at least

Tasty · « **Reply #1422 on:** January 07, 2021, 09:04:34 PM »

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #1423 on:** January 07, 2021, 09:19:50 PM »

https://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/1347120890937438208

Potato · « **Reply #1424 on:** January 07, 2021, 09:22:50 PM »

Trump suddenly going all presidential makes it clear Pence threatened to 25th amendment the cunt.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1425 on:** January 07, 2021, 09:44:40 PM »

trump be like, but rudy told he he would fix this

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1426 on:** January 07, 2021, 09:52:57 PM »

Did the generals tell him he's going to be arrested for treason or something?

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #1427 on:** January 07, 2021, 10:02:36 PM »

https://twitter.com/gregpmiller/status/1347369974860554244

tiesto · « **Reply #1428 on:** January 07, 2021, 10:10:49 PM »

Someone I was close friends with since high school, over 20 years, but I dropped when corona first broke due to him going super deep into Qanon territory (he was always into the conspiracy theories, but I always thought more in a "but, maybe..." kinda way, not an "I actually believe this and live my life by this".... I learned through a mutual FB friend that him, his wife, and 2 young children (3 and an infant) went to the rally and posted on FB. About how he believes it was a rigged election but doesn't condone violence ("bu, bu, BLM") and how he said the Capitol break in was instigated by BLM/Antifa.

So glad I dropped him.

EchoRin · « **Reply #1429 on:** January 07, 2021, 10:20:24 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on January 07, 2021, 10:10:49 PM

Someone I was close friends with since high school, over 20 years, but I dropped when corona first broke due to him going super deep into Qanon territory (he was always into the conspiracy theories, but I always thought more in a "but, maybe..." kinda way, not an "I actually believe this and live my life by this".... I learned through a mutual FB friend that him, his wife, and 2 young children (3 and an infant) went to the rally and posted on FB. About how he believes it was a rigged election but doesn't condone violence ("bu, bu, BLM") and how he said the Capitol break in was instigated by BLM/Antifa.

So glad I dropped him.

My roommate yesterday had a Zoom call with a friend. And this friend told him something to the effect of "hey a person I knew from church is at the rally and actually speaking. Should I report him?" My roommate popped out of his room after the call with a look of bewilderment and wtf-ness. Not sure what the outcome was, but I guess if this was a dude being broadcasted, they wouldn't have to do anything anyways as I guess if authorities do want to get him that will be fairly easy.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1430 on:** January 07, 2021, 10:28:53 PM »

https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1347327314363904006

benjipwns · « **Reply #1431 on:** January 07, 2021, 10:32:50 PM »

lol "national security fallout"

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #1432 on:** January 07, 2021, 10:43:37 PM »

https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1347386742085705728

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1433 on:** January 07, 2021, 10:47:12 PM »

Doesn't impeachment make him ineligible to run again? Not sure how it wouldn't be in the GOP's interests if so.

remy · « **Reply #1434 on:** January 07, 2021, 10:48:35 PM »

I thought he already got impeached

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1435 on:** January 07, 2021, 10:48:37 PM »

https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/07/politics/capitol-police-officer-riot/index.html

Officer not dead but on life support

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1436 on:** January 07, 2021, 10:55:50 PM »

Ineligibility to run for office is one of the outcomes of being impeached, if the senate decides to do it.

Impeachment itself has no consequences.

Imagine being impeached a second time so that a dude could take pelosis mail.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #1437 on:** January 07, 2021, 11:05:36 PM »

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/1347357939049373696

He really is just the all-time biggest piece of shit

EchoRin · « **Reply #1438 on:** January 07, 2021, 11:31:21 PM »

https://twitter.com/RealLucyLawless/status/1347269869008420864

Straight out of Nintex's fan fiction

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1439 on:** January 07, 2021, 11:34:50 PM »

Peanut.

You know that's some inside joke/insult that fucking haunting sorbet.

News:

Author Topic: USA Politics Thread |OT| Son of a bitch! (Read 503792 times)