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« Reply #240 on: October 15, 2021, 08:41:31 PM »


Driving and gunplay. Think I'm fully on board with this now.

Using "POLICE SHOTGUN" on Police… I guess you gotta match the weapon to the crime…?  :P

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« Reply #241 on: October 21, 2021, 08:37:54 AM »
:larry



Cars looking like


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« Reply #242 on: October 21, 2021, 09:39:38 AM »
Guess they fit the characters then.

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« Reply #243 on: October 21, 2021, 12:02:10 PM »

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« Reply #244 on: October 22, 2021, 06:50:52 AM »
The car combat looks pretty fun, a bit like Burnout with Takedowns. Tethering could open up a lot of possibilities too.
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« Reply #245 on: October 22, 2021, 09:56:47 AM »
This game really needs some kind of gimmick, because so far it looks bland as fuck.

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« Reply #246 on: October 22, 2021, 02:36:52 PM »
This game really needs some kind of gimmick, because so far it looks bland as fuck.
All I want them to show is the absurd amount of customization they claim it'll have.  :hmph

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« Reply #247 on: October 23, 2021, 02:36:35 PM »
This game really needs some kind of gimmick, because so far it looks bland as fuck.

You're telling me teenager hipsters aren't the gimmick?  ???

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« Reply #248 on: October 25, 2021, 03:18:43 PM »
This is going to be a Lawbreakers-tier bomba, mark my words. It's just so fucking sterile.
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« Reply #249 on: October 25, 2021, 07:35:44 PM »
I think it will benefit from the fact that urban open world games have had only GTA V for something like 10 years now.

On the Xbox 360, when the first saints row came out, everyone was hungry for this type of game, and Volition beat Rockstar to the market for that generation. At the very least, I think people are craving something fresh now.

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« Reply #250 on: October 25, 2021, 10:05:21 PM »
And 3 watch dogs, Just Cause, hell, even Cyberpunk had that shit... but open world just isn't much of a rarified mechanic anymore.
I just think that very basic shooting mechanics and floaty arcade driving, in what looks like a pretty basic map, isn't going to be very exciting in 2021, for a lot of people.
I think the customization is the make-it-or-break-it element, because even Crackdown had something more to offer than basic driving&shooting.

It wouldn't surprise me if there were more people excited to play the remasters of GTA than this, tbh.

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« Reply #251 on: October 25, 2021, 11:21:16 PM »
Cool! I can't wait to see which of us is correct.

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« Reply #252 on: October 25, 2021, 11:58:05 PM »
As excited as I am for it, I do agree that it needs some sort of hook besides woke millenials as protagonists, which was something they did well with the previous titles. Part of me hopes they're holding something back but it's missing something over the top that has been a characteristic of previous titles.
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« Reply #253 on: October 26, 2021, 02:45:46 AM »
Was pointed out elsewhere, but one thing I hope they address is that parts of SR3 and especially SR4 story missions just felt like pseudo activities or intros/tutorials to them. By moving that to property acqusitions, I hope these missions end up being closer to the SR2 side of things, emphasis on stakes and mechanics etc. you wouldn't find in activities or the open world.

It is surprising to see the lack of videos about protag customisation. This has always been something SR smashed other open worlds out of the park with, and I think there's really not enough showing or talking about it from Volition. Seriously.

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« Reply #254 on: October 26, 2021, 07:44:48 PM »
Cool! I can't wait to see which of us is correct.
Just for the record tho, i don't wish for this to fail or anything, infact i'll play it most likely, once it's on sale (or on gamepass).

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« Reply #255 on: October 26, 2021, 08:17:51 PM »
I'm also very meh on it, but I also haven't really played anything open world like this since Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell except for Just Cause 3. So I'm still looking forward to it (on Steam) just because of Volition's track record.

My problem with the SJW-Woke-Millennial gang thing is not, like Nintex, that it's any of those things but just that it looks like a boring execution of those things. What they've shown so far plays the trope almost entirely straight rather than as the setup for jokes about the gang and 2-3-4 were all jokes about the gang except The Boss, and the joke about The Boss was basically how serious and straight-forward they remained as all these insane things happened. I'm hoping that that stuff is in the game though, before The Third came out we didn't know any of the comedic hooks for Oleg and Kinsey and they were only shown as straight-forward characters. It'd be a real misfire for them to make the major three non-player characters be so lame by trying to make us think they're cool.

I should probably play more (than the hour I have) Agents of Mayhem to see how they handled the characters in that, my initial impressions were that they were trying too hard to make you like every character and think they're cool.

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« Reply #256 on: October 26, 2021, 09:20:28 PM »
Humor is dead, my dude.

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« Reply #257 on: October 27, 2021, 07:50:45 AM »
This is going to be a Lawbreakers-tier bomba, mark my words. It's just so fucking sterile.
It may turn out just fine... but that release window.  :whew Good luck with that, Volition. 

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« Reply #258 on: October 27, 2021, 07:52:07 AM »
They need to model the new Saints on Era staff.

A crew comprising Cerium, Nep Nep, Slayven and Morrigan?  :lawd
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« Reply #259 on: October 27, 2021, 11:50:17 PM »
I'm happy the old activities are returning again.

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« Reply #260 on: October 30, 2021, 12:00:29 AM »
It would be interesting if the day/night cycle is used to make shops open/closed again, including the ability to rob them at night, like SR1.

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« Reply #261 on: October 30, 2021, 12:06:11 AM »
I think it will benefit from the fact that urban open world games have had only GTA V for something like 10 years now.

On the Xbox 360, when the first saints row came out, everyone was hungry for this type of game, and Volition beat Rockstar to the market for that generation. At the very least, I think people are craving something fresh now.
Sole reason I'm interested. I don't care about the woke vs anti-woke debate here, but I have wanted a GTA3 style urban open-world game for a long time.

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« Reply #262 on: November 17, 2021, 12:36:35 AM »

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« Reply #263 on: November 17, 2021, 02:25:09 AM »
Rest assured, there will not be any changes to the story or the characters or anything that we’ve lovingly imagined over the last few years and already shared with you.

Well thank god couldnt imagine losing them

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« Reply #264 on: November 17, 2021, 04:11:27 AM »
Probably for the best.
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« Reply #265 on: November 17, 2021, 05:44:15 AM »
https://saintsrow.com/news/saints-update-from-jim-boone

Delayed to August 2022.

They need a little more time to polish up the taking-the-knee mini game.
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« Reply #266 on: November 17, 2021, 06:34:36 AM »
Most definitely for the better.  Polish my ass, they simply don't want to release in the shadow of Horizon 2 and Elden Ring.

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« Reply #267 on: November 17, 2021, 09:40:49 AM »
They need to model the new Saints on Era staff.

A crew comprising Cerium, Nep Nep, Slayven and Morrigan?  :lawd

Does Cerium disappear shortly into the game only to reappear at the end and sell your team out?
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« Reply #268 on: November 17, 2021, 10:44:36 AM »
this delay for that amount of time is a bit odd, the game doesn't really look like much more than a reskin of saints row 3 for the most part gameplay/animations wise :doge

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« Reply #269 on: November 17, 2021, 01:37:12 PM »
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Saints Row will no longer release on the originally announced date of 25th February 2022, instead it will launch worldwide on 23rd August 2022.
Translation: "We never thought we'd make this date but thanks for the pre-order money suckers"

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Our priority is to create the best Saints Row game yet and, if we released on the original date, it wouldn’t be up to the standards we’ve set ourselves, and that you’re expecting and deserve. The team just need more time to do our vision justice; we’re doing some fine tuning and there won’t be much change in the game outside of overall quality and polish.
Translation: "This game is a hot mess, we'll salvage what we can but you bought GTA Trilogy right?"

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In all honesty, we underestimated the impact COVID would have on our schedule, although everyone adapted very quickly to the working from home arrangement and continued to be incredibly productive.
Translation: "QA was left idle on ZOOM calls the devs forgot about. It was a big fucking mess and there was no direction. People suddenly left because they could work from home for any company they wanted"

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However, due to the size and scope of our new Saints Row, it’s become apparent that to create the best game possible, we need to give our team longer to perfect their craft.
Translation: "We have to cut some stuff, how the hell is this going to run on Xbox One?"

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As mentioned when we announced Saints Row in August, this will be the biggest and best Saints Row game ever and, in order to achieve our goal, we’ve settled upon a generous, yet essential amount of time to realise our ambitions.
Translation: "We have no idea how long this is going to take or what the end result will be like"

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Rest assured, there will not be any changes to the story or the characters or anything that we’ve lovingly imagined over the last few years and already shared with you.
Translation: "What's done is done I guess" 

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Over the past two years, all corners of the entertainment industry have been affected/impacted in one way or another. As gamers ourselves, we know what it feels like to have something delayed which you’ve been looking forward to; it’s frustrating and you feel disappointed. But we also know that when we finally get Saints Row in your hands, it will have been worth the wait. It’s our absolute priority to get this right.
Translation: "Maybe we can salvage this thing with a day one patch or maybe not if you have to wait long enough you'll buy it anyway" 

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Keep it strange,
Jim
Translation: "Cool tag line huh, I came up with that"  8)
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benjipwns

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« Reply #270 on: November 17, 2021, 03:50:11 PM »
Kinda odd that they're only just now supposedly having to deal with the ramifications of COVID compared to three months ago when they announced the February date. I guess I had assumed this game had already been in development for like three years or so.

Don Rumata

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« Reply #271 on: November 17, 2021, 04:08:02 PM »
I mean has any developer ever admitted of delaying because they'd get crushed by other releases? Besides more time is always a good thing from the polishing pov.

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« Reply #272 on: November 17, 2021, 04:13:31 PM »
I don't think its that, they'd have just pushed it to March/April if they wanted to get out of the way of other shit :trumps

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« Reply #273 on: November 17, 2021, 04:17:38 PM »
They needed more time to fine tune the ‘cry yourself to sleep while your wife gets smashed by a BBC bull’ mini game.
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« Reply #274 on: November 17, 2021, 04:20:18 PM »
I don't think its that, they'd have just pushed it to March/April if they wanted to get out of the way of other shit :trumps
Why not both.
Open world games in particular needing extra time for polish isn't a wild idea anyway, but they probably weren't too sad about exiting the mortar fire.

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« Reply #275 on: November 17, 2021, 04:24:10 PM »
Haven't the last few volition games been mediocre to bad? I mean even Saints Row 4 was kinda shitty even if it was fun enough. I imagine its because shit sux big time.

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« Reply #276 on: November 17, 2021, 04:25:14 PM »
Saints Row IV was amazing. :ufup

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« Reply #277 on: November 18, 2021, 04:49:23 AM »
One was a surprise, including wack multiplayer.
Two was coop based but shipped with broken netcode.  :doge
Once it was fixed:
 :woooo
Sceneman and I played through all the co-op activities together. GOOD TIMES.

Three was amazing. Looked great. New engine had a great look.
Four was mind blowing. :dizzy

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« Reply #278 on: April 14, 2022, 11:39:06 AM »
Still six days away, but still... 



This will be the make or break for me... Best ROW it up, fuckers!



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« Reply #279 on: April 14, 2022, 11:56:49 AM »
If its still a bunch of cringeworthy indie fucks taking themselves seriously I dont care

Also epic exclusive bluergh  :yuck

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« Reply #280 on: April 14, 2022, 12:02:56 PM »
Forgot this existed until the bump  :lol
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« Reply #281 on: April 14, 2022, 12:59:42 PM »
Same :ohhh

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« Reply #282 on: April 15, 2022, 12:12:20 AM »
I've got a bunch of steam credit to use, forgot this was EGS exclusive and out this soon. They really didn't have a hook did they
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« Reply #283 on: April 20, 2022, 03:59:07 PM »


Start to get really excited and get oldschool Row vibes...  Then I see Jim Robs and get reminded of the world we live in now.   :stahp

But damn...  I love me a stupid amount of customization in games.

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« Reply #284 on: April 20, 2022, 04:29:46 PM »
If it's still fun, I don't care if they woke it up. I'm just worried it won't be fun. Remember Agents of Mayhem? (that's a joke, no one remembers Agents of Mayhem)
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« Reply #285 on: April 20, 2022, 04:40:11 PM »
I wish they'd have some fun with the the road they've taken.

Why not add a gang called Surf and TERF. They're rampant transphobic surfer dudes that hate the boss for being non-binary. Nah, instead we get the same three gangs from Saints Row 3 but less funny.

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« Reply #286 on: April 22, 2022, 07:35:42 AM »
If it's still fun, I don't care if they woke it up. I'm just worried it won't be fun. Remember Agents of Mayhem? (that's a joke, no one remembers Agents of Mayhem)

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« Reply #287 on: April 29, 2022, 04:26:39 AM »
Start to get really excited and get oldschool Row vibes...  Then I see Jim Robs and get reminded of the world we live in now.   :stahp

You just know that on day 1, someone from GamerGate will mod the OG names back in

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« Reply #288 on: May 19, 2022, 05:56:27 AM »

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« Reply #289 on: June 07, 2022, 08:09:37 PM »
https://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2022/06/06/free-saints-row-customization-game-soon/amp/

Looks like they're going to release a character editor to play around with, just like with Saints Row 3.
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« Reply #290 on: June 07, 2022, 08:46:16 PM »
https://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2022/06/06/free-saints-row-customization-game-soon/amp/

Looks like they're going to release a character editor to play around with, just like with Saints Row 3.
This is a good sign... Well, at least for me.

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« Reply #291 on: June 09, 2022, 07:35:00 PM »

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« Reply #292 on: June 09, 2022, 07:42:29 PM »


Start to get really excited and get oldschool Row vibes...  Then I see Jim Robs and get reminded of the world we live in now.   :stahp

But damn...  I love me a stupid amount of customization in games.

Jim Robs is the same joke, maybe even funnier? I dont get why chuds are up in arms over this
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« Reply #293 on: June 09, 2022, 09:00:12 PM »
:o
https://bossfactory.saintsrow.com/
Gonna mess around with this tomorrow... I assume you'll be able to transfer the save to the main game?


Start to get really excited and get oldschool Row vibes...  Then I see Jim Robs and get reminded of the world we live in now.   :stahp

But damn...  I love me a stupid amount of customization in games.

Jim Robs is the same joke, maybe even funnier? I dont get why chuds are up in arms over this
Just seemed unnecessary from the outside; like them trying to not piss off certain folks... Not like it's going to be a Teen rated game.  Keep it raw.

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« Reply #294 on: June 10, 2022, 07:59:51 AM »
Jim Robs is the same joke, maybe even funnier?

:huh

a rim job is a colloquialism for analingus, but naming a car customisation shops that might imply that they will do a job on your rims, as in that is their specialisation.
It is a pun.

Jim Robs suggests nothing about the type of business it might be, and the only implication is that the owner Jim might be a thief.


If you had a fictional garden tools shop and you called it "Cheap Hoes", you would be making a business that plausibly does what the name implies, but also punning on a more common usage of the phrase.

If you then renamed it "Heap Choes" its not the same joke. Its not funnier.

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« Reply #295 on: June 10, 2022, 03:00:51 PM »
The new trailers looked better than before, more Saints Row-ey
Maybe the delay did it some good.
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« Reply #296 on: June 10, 2022, 03:19:04 PM »
I've been getting a bit more excited about this again... After playing a bunch of serious games, I'm ready to let loose, goof off and beat people down with a giant dildo.

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« Reply #297 on: June 11, 2022, 04:47:50 AM »
Boss Factory is pretty awesome.  While it doesn't have the hair tweaking details that Black Desert has, it definitely has a multitude of categories that kept me smiling. ...Bobbing my head with some solid tracks too.  Every game with a character creator needs to offer this moving forward.

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« Reply #298 on: June 12, 2022, 06:47:11 PM »
I feel like SR6 gonna benefit from that it's been a billion years since GTAV and there hasn't been any GTA-likes on the market in forever outside Watchdogs Legion which was weak. Unlike certain crowded genres, it's been enough years that a good GTA-like would feel fresh again.

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« Reply #299 on: June 12, 2022, 07:01:05 PM »
I feel like SR6 gonna benefit from that it's been a billion years since GTAV and there hasn't been any GTA-likes on the market in forever outside Watchdogs Legion which was weak. Unlike certain crowded genres, it's been enough years that a good GTA-like would feel fresh again.
For me it does feel like the timing of it's release is a sweet spot.  With all the fantasy, horror and space games flooding the market currently, this may feel old school fresh again..  My optimism for this has been slowly increasing again.  I just hope they have zany shit like driving the cougar around type missions. 

Tweaked my bitch up and uploaded to share.  I need to snag a screen shot next time.