I'm going to actually read that FF post unlike you uncultured swine.
So now I have a lot of thoughts on this. One is that FF seems to be attempting to simulate what he thinks a funny human might write but actually is just a spiteful rant about a fictional child he wants (literally he says) dead for offending him every year when he deliberately rewatches the film. He concedes Kevin is actually morally correct in most of his actions, is growing and expanding his understanding of tolerance of others as a child will do, and that overall Kevin is trying to be a good person. But he still declares him completely evil and wants him to be brutally murdered. He does this by casting moral aspersions on every one of Kevin's actions, even while admitting most of them are correct or at least neutral. And then ratcheting up the claims when FF sees fit. For example, it's appropriate to criticize Kevin (a kid remind you) for being mean to the staff at the hotel. But this isn't good enough for FF, he instead proclaims after more overwrought condemnative "Prince Kevin" moralizing that the staff is under "literal threat of death" to serve Kevin specifically.
He spends a lot of time writing moralizing reasons that Kevin feels threatened by the Bandits only because they're threatening his new bougie freedoms, or as FF sees it his false "rule" over nobody, heavily implying that Kevin is simply abusing them sadistically for being poor before admitting it is in self-defense. Later, FF also concedes that yes, the Bandits do explicitly intend to kill Kevin.
He also claims, multiple times, that Kevin has access to "infinite" resources in Home Alone 2. And he heaps another moral failing on Kevin for not ending homelessness in New York City with these. But he does not have infinite resources. He has his dad's credit card. Even presuming there's no limit on the card, KEVIN'S FAMILY HAS TO PAY FOR IT ALL.
He also pretty much states that the proper, honorable action for Kevin would have been to not protect the toy store and therefore the donations to the children's hospital but instead to allow the Pigeon Lady to temporarily enjoy luxury. While this may be an arguable moral position (and Kevin might be able to do both!), personally I think the children's hospital might be more necessary but I might be wrong, it's not a very good plot for an comedy where people expect to see Daniel Stern get hit with paint cans.
Revise and resubmit.