Elon Bought Twitter- X GON GIVE IT TO YA

[benjipwns]

Well, I don't really want them to suffer, I just want them gone.

[james]

I don't like the current owners and direction of Twitter so Elon buying it is something I support.
However, that doesn't change the fact that he looks like a dog chasing a bone.

He buys Twitter and lifts the bans.
The libs are owned. But then what?

He buys Twitter
He unbans Trump.

Scenario A: Trump starts tweeting his same stupid shit, people boycott Twitter AND people boycott Tesla (his highest sales continue to be in California)

Scenario B: Trump doesnt tweet or promotes truth social, people boycott Twitter AND people boycott Tesla (his highest sales continue to be in California)

[Uncle]

I don't like the current owners and direction of Twitter so Elon buying it is something I support.
However, that doesn't change the fact that he looks like a dog chasing a bone.

He buys Twitter and lifts the bans.
The libs are owned. But then what?

He buys Twitter
He unbans Trump.

Scenario A: Trump starts tweeting his same stupid shit, people boycott Twitter AND people boycott Tesla (his highest sales continue to be in California)

Scenario B: Trump doesnt tweet or promotes truth social, people boycott Twitter AND people boycott Tesla (his highest sales continue to be in California)

https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2022/4/28/twitter-daily-user-growth-rises-as-musk-readies-to-take-control

[james]

I don't like the current owners and direction of Twitter so Elon buying it is something I support.
However, that doesn't change the fact that he looks like a dog chasing a bone.

He buys Twitter and lifts the bans.
The libs are owned. But then what?

He buys Twitter
He unbans Trump.

Scenario A: Trump starts tweeting his same stupid shit, people boycott Twitter AND people boycott Tesla (his highest sales continue to be in California)

Scenario B: Trump doesnt tweet or promotes truth social, people boycott Twitter AND people boycott Tesla (his highest sales continue to be in California)

https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2022/4/28/twitter-daily-user-growth-rises-as-musk-readies-to-take-control

For dying boomer sure

Tallo found that the former juggernauts barely ranked, with Facebook a favorite for only 4% of Zoomers, and Twitter taking just 2% of the vote.

https://nypost.com/2022/04/18/the-ultimate-waste-gen-z-says-no-to-tiktok-social-media/

[Occam]

Startpage.com (a privacy-focused search engine like duckduckgo.com) started advertising Mastodon a while ago.
https://www.startpage.com/

[Kurt Russell]

Startpage.com (a privacy-focused search engine like duckduckgo.com) started advertising Mastodon a while ago.
https://www.startpage.com/

Should be good for another 5 users then.

[Kurt Russell]

 
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1525049369552048129

[VomKriege]

Bless your heart if you sincerely believe Musk ownership will change things for the better.

[who is ted danson?]

The only way you could truly turn it into a free speech platform free from any individuals control would be to make it decentralised like email... but wait, thats Mastodon lol.

[james]

Why would you loan money to the guy willing to pay $54.20 when you can buy it yourself for $40?

I told you folks.

You need to read behind the tea leaves

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I don't have back channels or anything,

but musk is just trolling trump and a billion loss is like half a days work.

[Nintex]

Elon backs out and Twitter stock crashes faster than NFT apes

Trump buys Twitter for a Pence per share

[VomKriege]

Musk just doing whatever regardless of SEC regulations

[james]

Trump hates Pence Nintex read the news

[benjipwns]

I'm making a counter offer for Twitter of... uh 61, 62, 63, uh, 64 cents.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1525615849167589380

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1525549535786717184

https://twitter.com/SnoopDogg/status/1525143525834121217

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1525623402194558976

They can explain it to themselves however they like but Mr. Musk has owned the libs beautifully and will continue to own them in the weeks, months and perhaps even years ahead even on this very website.

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/skwrlz/status/1525345453780312065

[VomKriege]

You'd think being so lightly headed would be a major problem in maintaining the sort of trust and tight ship you need in massive business moves but I guess not.

He has been coming across as a volatile, unhinged moron for the last few years.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1526272132845551618

He wants a discount.

[Occam]

According to this opinion Muskrat doesn't really have a lot of wiggle room to renegotiate a lower price or walk away.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/may/17/what-are-elon-musk-options-in-the-twitter-takeover-deal

[Cauliflower Of Love]

had he actually mentioned he wants a lower price?

[Occam]

“My offer was based on Twitter’s SEC filings being accurate”

[Cauliflower Of Love]

ok?

[Pissy F Benny]

I wouldn't be shocked if Muskrat was having buyers remorse, by nearly every account Twitter is a terrible business

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/elon-musk-lights-up-twitter-after-declaring-he-ll-vote-gop-next-election-the-left-should-reflect-on-why/ar-AAXqdX2?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=a9a31fddf3624caf95b7b5875dc9a7a4

He stated, "I have voted overwhelmingly for Democrats, historically – overwhelmingly. Like, I'm not sure, I might never have voted for a Republican, just to be clear. Now this election, I will."

 

[Pissy F Benny]

Wow, stay safe people

[Tasty]

A CEO with Republican leanings, what next? A white cismale CEO?

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1526961753619369987

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1526958110023245829

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1526961470562508802

[Uncle]

I was just scrolling by and thought he was ranting about Steam vs. EGS

[Boredfrom]

Man, Musk is really going full stupid, doesn’t it?

[Occam]

He's really just a troll who managed to convince the same archetype of personality who fell for Trump (=not the same people) of being their savior.

As I said before, just like Trump is a simpleton's idea of a rich person, Musk is a simpleton's idea of a genius.

[Boredfrom]

I wouldn't be shocked if Muskrat was having buyers remorse, by nearly every account Twitter is a terrible business

That’s why it blows my mind that anyone thinks he has a plan beyond trolling and shitposting because his twitter addiction. The guy may as well be a competent or genuinely good entrepreneur but he is also extremely impulsive and petty; and it just got worse after years of believing his own hype. I still remember that mini submarine shit and his meltdown.

[VomKriege]

It seems he always came up ahead financially but it's hard to say if it's financial genius or just being floated up by the tide (of Tesla stocks, lately). He's transparently using Twitter (or PR) as a way to game markets but I guess this ship sailed when the SEC didn't fell down harder then.

[Occam]

I still remember that mini submarine shit and his meltdown.

The way he recently insulted Bill Gates was pretty revolting.
(In case anyone missed it, Gates privately asked Musk if he was interested in philanthropy. Musk then asked Gates if he was still shorting Tesla. Gates confirmed it, Musk got angry and ended the chat. He then leaked the chat and posted this:
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1517707521343082496

[Pissy F Benny]

I'd call that petty and childish, not revolting. Gates is a piece of shit too

[Occam]

(Yeah, I can't believe I just defended Gates.)

[benjipwns]

"legal experts"

[Pissy F Benny]

?

[Boredfrom]

So the dude was a pig with a woman and he is just gaslighting everyone with “political attacks”:

https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-250000-to-a-flight-attendant-who-accused-elon-musk-of-sexual-misconduct-2022-5?r=MX&IR=T

Almost believed it was too convenient until I remembered that he was warning everyone of political attacks. 

[who is ted danson?]

The plan all along was to buy twitter before Elongate could start trending 

[Nintex]

I guess offering a horse worked for the aspie on grimes and amber heard

[who is ted danson?]

He used the old "ask for a massage then whip it out" trick on his private jet

Wonder who taught him that one



 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1527526389569708032

 

[Trent Dole]

He's really just a troll who managed to convince the same archetype of personality who fell for Trump (=not the same people) of being their savior.

As I said before, just like Trump is a simpleton's idea of a rich person, Musk is a simpleton's idea of a genius.

One of the people I know that unironically follows Musk went to high school for a total of three days so I'd say this checks out.

[jorma]

He's really just a troll who managed to convince the same archetype of personality who fell for Trump (=not the same people) of being their savior.

As I said before, just like Trump is a simpleton's idea of a rich person, Musk is a simpleton's idea of a genius.

One of the people I know that unironically follows Musk went to high school for a total of three days so I'd say this checks out.

It does check out. Occam also follows musk and reposts his tweets on a regular basis and he wanted to invade brazil to save the environment 

[benjipwns]

So the dude was a pig with a woman and he is just gaslighting everyone with “political attacks”:

https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-250000-to-a-flight-attendant-who-accused-elon-musk-of-sexual-misconduct-2022-5?r=MX&IR=T

Almost believed it was too convenient until I remembered that he was warning everyone of political attacks. 

I don't know, maybe pump your brakes about believing accusations against someone you already hate?

[Nintex]

He's really just a troll who managed to convince the same archetype of personality who fell for Trump (=not the same people) of being their savior.

As I said before, just like Trump is a simpleton's idea of a rich person, Musk is a simpleton's idea of a genius.

One of the people I know that unironically follows Musk went to high school for a total of three days so I'd say this checks out.

It does check out. Occam also follows musk and reposts his tweets on a regular basis and he wanted to invade brazil to save the environment 

PLOT TWIST

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1527645516258955266

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$5 it was not They/Them Democrats but John Barron that leaked that dirt to Business Insider

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1525623402194558976

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These writers 

[Pissy F Benny]

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[Boredfrom]

So the dude was a pig with a woman and he is just gaslighting everyone with “political attacks”:

https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-250000-to-a-flight-attendant-who-accused-elon-musk-of-sexual-misconduct-2022-5?r=MX&IR=T

Almost believed it was too convenient until I remembered that he was warning everyone of political attacks. 

I don't know, maybe pump your brakes about believing accusations against someone you already hate?

I would have given him the benefit of doubt (like I said, I feel it was too convenient) if he didnt started with "this is a political attack" before the news drop.

At the same time, is not like this changes anything overall of all this orderall (the case was already settled and no one cares outside of twitter drama).

[james]

Imbecile spent $250,000 to not get a handy. Someone tell him about Chinatown

[who is ted danson?]

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pls emote this bork

[D3RANG3D]

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Here fixed em up a little bit.   

[who is ted danson?]

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Here fixed em up a little bit.   

Re-truthing all the onlythots during a benzo bender

[benjipwns]

I would have given him the benefit of doubt (like I said, I feel it was too convenient) if he didnt started with "this is a political attack" before the news drop.

Yeah, this is conspiratorial thinking. A claim about a 2016 incident that was settled for peanuts in 2018 isn't a "news drop" that you or anyone else needs to be "gaslit" about. If you seriously think all of Musk's shitposting the other day was an elaborate attempt to cover up a complete non-story he had somehow heard a semi-tabloid was going to report I don't know what to tell you other than to try to be a little more skeptical in life.

I don't know all that much about Elon Musk, though I have a new history of PayPal as my next book to read and I'm against my own will seeming to learn more and more about him, but he doesn't strike me as very much of a schemer.

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[Nintex]

Elon is just getting hazed by the Mar A Lago Republicans. It's not even subtle. 

[Boredfrom]

A claim about a 2016 incident that was settled for peanuts in 2018 isn't a "news drop" that you or anyone else needs to be "gaslit" about. If you seriously think all of Musk's shitposting the other day was an elaborate attempt to cover up a complete non-story he had somehow heard a semi-tabloid was going to report I don't know what to tell you other than to try to be a little more skeptical in life.

Dude, they asked him directly, is in the article:

After Insider contacted Musk for comment, he emailed to ask for more time to respond and said there is "a lot more to this story."

"If I were inclined to engage in sexual harassment, this is unlikely to be the first time in my entire 30-year career that it comes to light," he wrote, calling the story a "politically motivated hit piece."

Insider extended the deadline and reiterated the offer to Musk to comment on the claims. He did not respond.

Reached via cell phone, SpaceX vice president of legal Christopher Cardaci said, "I'm not going to comment on any settlement agreements." SpaceX did not respond to requests for comment to its general media contact email address.

He knew it was coming.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.space.com/elon-musk-denies-sexual-misconduct-allegation

Musk has denied the allegations in a series of tweets over the past two days, calling them "wild accusations" that are "utterly untrue" and challenging the flight attendant's friend to describe any feature of his anatomy, such as scars or tattoos, "that isn't known by the public."

According to John Cook, investigations editor at Insider, the publication reached out to Musk at around 9 a.m. EDT (1300 GMT) on Wednesday — about three hours before Musk posted his "dirty tricks" tweet.

[benjipwns]

As I said, if you want to believe all of that Twitter posting was some attempt to try and cover up a non-story feel free. I just wouldn't advise it.

[Boredfrom]

I never say it was a smart plan. Hell, I will say this story wouldn’t have taken off if he didn’t pulled a Trump and say everything the press was going to publish was incoming lies.

The dude has a history of being hyper defensive at twitter and trying to manipulate people by saying something there and acting in other way.

Did you forget the shitshow he created when he said that diver was a pedophile because he criticized his mini submarine. It was a hell of his own making.