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Title: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2013, 12:20:03 PM
An off season with no Tebow drama
:rejoice

Detroit Lions poised to return to the playoffs
:rejoice

(http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/MEGATRON.gif)
Another year of Cowboys failure
:rejoice

Another year of the 49ers being the team I wish my team was
:fbm
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Tucah on August 04, 2013, 12:55:14 PM
Being a Jets fan  :fbm

At least we don't have Tebow anymore!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Eric P on August 04, 2013, 01:47:00 PM
saw a dude who coordinated his entire outfit to match his Jets jersey yesterday. 
He walked by and I saw it was a Tebow jersey.
I was amazed the guy threw that much work into that outfit in august 2013
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2013, 07:13:06 PM
4 of 5 posts in this thread mention Tebow

 :dead
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 04, 2013, 07:20:03 PM
4 of 5 posts in this thread mention Tebow

 :dead


Butt you gotta admit, PD, it would be pretty funny if Tebow had a great season in some capacity with New England while the Jets kept the guy whose only claim to fame is the most hilarious fumble in NFL history.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Akala on August 04, 2013, 08:49:45 PM
Lions should be solid...you have Reggie now! :lol

should be a fun year. really looking forward to watching a few teams that haven't been interesting in years (AZ, PHI). no idea how the Saints will look this year...almost worth treating like a rebuild year (although honestly that sound in the distance is a window closing). ATL seems stacked in the NFCS, guess we'll see if they can take the next step.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 04, 2013, 08:52:48 PM
Hawks :rock
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 04, 2013, 09:10:25 PM
I like most of what the Falcons did this offseason (turned Turner into Jackson, Abraham into Osi, got Gonzo to come back for one more shot at it) except for the fact that we now have two rookie corners, and our secondary was, like, my biggest concern with the team last season.  We'll see, but I don't see us winning a championship with two rookie corners.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: pilonv1 on August 04, 2013, 09:33:25 PM
Should I be excited about the Bengals this year or is that a lost cause?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2013, 11:22:17 PM
I'm a lot more confident about the Lions' defense than normal. The secondary has improved and is deeper; last year it wasn't good, but became even worse thanks to multiple injuries. D line should be better too, can't wait to see Suh and Fairley together. I'm concerned about the LB core though...

Offense....eh. Yes Reggie Bush should thrive in this system but our OL is going to have a rookie and a second year guy with no starts.


Fantasy football: using yahoo again I assume? We should start planning how we're gonna do it, draft day, etc.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 04, 2013, 11:25:03 PM
Yeah, yahoo league per the usual.  We should aim for a draft a week or two before the start of the season so injuries are more or less accounted for.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Himu on August 04, 2013, 11:34:57 PM
Texans gonna kick it :rock
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 05, 2013, 01:10:13 AM
I'm up for Fantasy again, if you guys will take me.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on August 05, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
Niners have enough injures so far that they may not ez mode into the playoffs. They haven't had their depth tested too much during the Harbaugh era. Kaepernick's first full season should also be interesting. He needs to progress in the short passing game and make quicker decisions. He won't have Crabtree either.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Groogrux on August 05, 2013, 08:28:08 AM
Should I be excited about the Bengals this year or is that a lost cause?

(http://images.ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/beard.jpg)

It's never bad to be a Bengals fan!  It actually looks like they stand a good chance of being the best team in the AFC North this year.

I'm up for Fantasy again, if you guys will take me.

Hey!  I haven't forgot about you.  I bought the beer, I just never took the time to ship it out.  I don't think you would want it now, though!  :lol

How about a nice Olive Garden gift card?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 05, 2013, 10:52:18 AM
I'm up for Fantasy again, if you guys will take me.

After last year's auto-draft fiasco team steamrolled the entire league?  :wag

...just kidding, of course you're welcome.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 05, 2013, 11:52:27 AM
I'm down again, of course.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Tucah on August 05, 2013, 11:56:15 AM
I'd also like in on fantasy again.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 05, 2013, 01:10:17 PM
I just renewed last year's league- Yahoo makes it pretty simple.  Kept all of the same scoring, and invited PD, Gundam, Andy, and I think BrandNew.  Tucah, forgot who you were, so pm me your email address.

If anyone else wants in, best way is to PM me an email address, that will be given precedence over people randomly posting, "Hey I want in!" in the thread here. 

Also, most importantly:

DRAFT IS CURRENTLY SET FOR SUNDAY, AUGUST 25TH AT 2 PM EASTERN TIME.  Normally I would say something about how important showing up for the draft is, but Gundam's auto-drafted team murdered everyone last year, so whatever.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Groogrux on August 05, 2013, 01:12:36 PM
I'm in and I'm ready!!!!! :hyper :hyper :hyper

LET'S DO THIS!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on August 07, 2013, 11:36:58 AM
Ordered Direct TV and got the Sunday Ticket for free!! :rejoice

Now I can watch every 49ers game in 1080 with surround sound instead of on a grainy web feed!! :rejoice
Title: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Huff on August 07, 2013, 02:27:33 PM
I miss direct tv and all the sports networks the most from undergrad.

Triumph do you still have my info or need my email?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 07, 2013, 02:56:52 PM
Hey!  I haven't forgot about you.  I bought the beer, I just never took the time to ship it out.  I don't think you would want it now, though!  :lol

No worries. What kind of beer was it? As long as it wasn't a pale/IPA/hoppy beer, it's probably ok.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Groogrux on August 07, 2013, 04:29:20 PM
I got curious the other night and tried one.  They are not okay...

:lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 07, 2013, 04:54:35 PM
Huff- need your info.

I just sent Awesome-o the info, too.  He would make six, then Huff seven.

PD and Brandnew, I sent you guys invites when I started the league the other day.  Let me know if you didn't get them or what the deal is.  You two would make 9 teams, so we'd need one more if both of you guys get off your asses and sign up.  Who's down?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 07, 2013, 05:30:06 PM
I'm down.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 07, 2013, 06:03:42 PM
Cool, pm me your email address.  And remember, no Canadian rules.  :wag
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 07, 2013, 07:14:37 PM
Anyone familiar with the "buy Madden anniversary edition, get free (online) Direct TV football access" promotion? Sounds tempting.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 07, 2013, 08:03:34 PM
Just emailed you Creeps.  Some reason yahoo is being dumb so I just requested a new invite.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 07, 2013, 08:47:42 PM
BN- not sure which email address you sent it to, but I didn't get anything, so it's probably one I'm not checking.  PM me here.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 09, 2013, 07:43:47 PM
Nice first preseason run for Bush :bow
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 09, 2013, 07:47:34 PM
Sanchize :rofl :rofl :rofl

(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/3034187/saveusgeno_medium.gif)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 13, 2013, 05:56:38 PM
I totally forgot that I invited Akala to join the league, so we're gonna be a 12 team league instead of a 10 team league this year.  One spot left!  Message me!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Akala on August 13, 2013, 10:29:37 PM
lol. joining, but if we can't find another just boot me.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: pilonv1 on August 13, 2013, 10:31:16 PM
I'll take the last spot if no one else wants it. But I'd rather let it go to a proper murican before me since it will probably be difficult to make the draft.



Should I be excited about the Bengals this year or is that a lost cause?

It's never bad to be a Bengals fan!  It actually looks like they stand a good chance of being the best team in the AFC North this year.

I've been a Bungals fan since I can remember watching NFL (late 80s). So I've lived through worse periods.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 13, 2013, 11:03:39 PM
(https://sphotos-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/p480x480/1098361_573218332724859_389308122_n.png)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 14, 2013, 03:46:35 PM
Ah crap. Social pressure has been leveraged upon me to join a fantasy football league. Any super basic pointers for this? I know nothing when it comes to who's who, what position to fill first, etc. I'm sure I'll get my ass handed to me, but I would like to at least be respectable and not openly mocked for my choices... Halp.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on August 14, 2013, 04:25:26 PM
Brady gets hurt on Tebow's birthday?  :ohhh

http://telly.com/13APF8V
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 14, 2013, 06:00:58 PM
Donovan McNabb continues to be an idiot
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9567486/donovan-mcnabb-robert-griffin-iii-brainwashed-washington-redskins

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Shadow Mod on August 14, 2013, 06:07:40 PM
Niners didn't look so hot  :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on August 14, 2013, 07:23:09 PM
Niners didn't look so hot  :lol

1st team did.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: milchs evil twin on August 14, 2013, 07:31:31 PM
Brady gets hurt on Tebow's birthday?  :ohhh

http://telly.com/13APF8V

Losing Wes. Losing Gronk. Hernandez. Tebow. This.

What a incredibly shitty offseason this has been.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 14, 2013, 07:48:09 PM
Donovan McNabb continues to be an idiot
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9567486/donovan-mcnabb-robert-griffin-iii-brainwashed-washington-redskins

Why would Grffin want to talk to McNabb? McNabb only played for one season with Washington and he was terrible. Has McNabb been named the official spokesperson for black QBs?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 15, 2013, 08:54:11 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/jets-ryan-says-smith-brutal-180649854--nfl.html

Looks like Sanchize does have some competition after all...
Title: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Bloodwake on August 17, 2013, 01:14:15 AM
Guess it's too late to get in on fantasy football, huh?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Groogrux on August 17, 2013, 02:03:08 AM
Looks like I'll have two matchups against Gundam this year in regular season.  God help me if his autodraft team is better than the one I manually put together.   :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 17, 2013, 06:58:27 AM
Guess it's too late to get in on fantasy football, huh?

Doh.  Yeah, sorry just filled the league up.  If people want to do another league that's always an option, though.
Title: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Bloodwake on August 17, 2013, 05:15:25 PM
Balls.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: milchs evil twin on August 18, 2013, 05:23:09 PM
Tebow was drafted in our fantasy league.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 18, 2013, 05:23:45 PM
when is the draft brehs
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 18, 2013, 05:31:46 PM
DRAFT IS CURRENTLY SET FOR SUNDAY, AUGUST 25TH AT 2 PM EASTERN TIME.  Normally I would say something about how important showing up for the draft is, but Gundam's auto-drafted team murdered everyone last year, so whatever.

smh PD its in this thread
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: pilonv1 on August 18, 2013, 10:11:02 PM
2pm EST is about 4am for me, but for some reason Yahoo was saying 7am. I need to think of a good team name too
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 19, 2013, 08:24:59 PM
I will actually take part in this year's draft.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: pilonv1 on August 19, 2013, 09:53:43 PM
Give me your auto draft tips then!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 19, 2013, 09:57:52 PM
Give me your auto draft tips then!

1. Don't do shit. Don't rank players, don't have any lists, don't even log in and look.
2. Log in after draft.
3. Profit.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 19, 2013, 10:40:01 PM
in one of my other league's, this dude didn't show up to the draft and this is what he got

(http://i.imgur.com/UU0yTnW.png)

 :ohhh

fuck auto draft sometimes
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 20, 2013, 12:01:58 AM
In my defense, I offered to join so you guys had a full league, but I would be at cabin with noninternet access on the day of the draft. It wasn't some devious plan or anything.






Or was it?




No, it wasn't.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2013, 12:10:44 AM
I remember thinking "oh he's missing the draft? this is gonna be an easy season."

:fbm
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2013, 08:57:36 PM
Lions d-line is making the Patriots look like small children. Hopefully this translates to the season. Still, some completely idiotic penalties...

Reggie Bush looks amazing. Meanwhile Stafford continues to look bad, especially without Megatron. I have a bad feeling about this.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 22, 2013, 09:48:40 PM
Welp.  Looks like I may miss the draft.  So, who wants to start polishing my trophy now?  :jawalrus
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 23, 2013, 12:52:58 PM
Preview of The Bore warroom?

(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18xwmknpupg84png/original.png) (http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18xwmmmqztyzkpng/original.png)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on August 23, 2013, 01:00:37 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 23, 2013, 01:36:14 PM
ESPN and PBS were doing a joint documentary on concussions in the NFL, and it looks like ESPN went total bitch mode when the NFL leaned on them, dropping out of the documentary altogether.

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/nfl-players-union-slams-espn-disappointing-day-for

Journalistic integrity!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on August 24, 2013, 12:03:33 AM
With other networks opening up their own sports cable networks and putting money behind them, will ESPN have to.... stop sucking? I feel like Fox One or whatever will wipe them off the map.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Tucah on August 25, 2013, 11:38:12 AM
Draft day!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2013, 02:06:38 PM
I thought it was at 2pm? It's saying 5pm now
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 25, 2013, 04:08:27 PM
ffuuuuuu I totally forgot.  I was in the process of moving.  I'ma go grab some energy drinks and be here in time for it
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 25, 2013, 04:17:07 PM
I thought it was at 2pm? It's saying 5pm now

2PM Alaska time! League is run by Viz.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2013, 04:18:19 PM
btw brehs for Gamepass...

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Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 25, 2013, 04:27:10 PM
 :ohhh :ohhh :ohhh :ohhh :ohhh
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 25, 2013, 04:46:01 PM
Of course I'm drafting last.  :-\
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 25, 2013, 05:06:28 PM
goddamit maurice I was so enamored by the league pass thing that I forgot the first five minutes of the draft

got trent richardson but still
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 25, 2013, 06:41:03 PM
Oh yeah, this was a thing that happened today.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 25, 2013, 06:43:27 PM
:rejoice Brady

:gladbron Alfred Morris

:holeup Run DMC
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 25, 2013, 06:51:39 PM
Brady is gonna have an off year.  Like, still good, but his passing yards are going to be significantly lower.  He's going to get them mostly from screen dump offs.

He and Ben will be about the same this year.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 25, 2013, 06:54:03 PM
If anybody needs a decent WR and has RB depth and wants to take a flyer on McFadden, I'll trade you one of my top 3 WRs and McFadden for any decent, DEPENDABLE rb that doesn't have a week 5 bye.  Would rather not rely on McFadden.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 25, 2013, 07:04:33 PM
I have Bush and Shonn Green...Green will be a dependable 3rd down back behind Johnson, and might even rush more if Johnson has a stinker year (which I think he might).

What are your WRs again?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2013, 07:09:09 PM
If anybody needs a decent WR and has RB depth and wants to take a flyer on McFadden, I'll trade you one of my top 3 WRs and McFadden for any decent, DEPENDABLE rb that doesn't have a week 5 bye.  Would rather not rely on McFadden.

I have Ben Tate. With Foster still banged up a bit, he'll get extra carries.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 25, 2013, 07:09:59 PM
Tate looked really solid today too, for what its worth.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 25, 2013, 07:32:26 PM
I have Bush and Shonn Green...Green will be a dependable 3rd down back behind Johnson, and might even rush more if Johnson has a stinker year (which I think he might).

What are your WRs again?

Victor Cruz, Vincent Jackson and Mike Williams
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Groogrux on August 25, 2013, 07:41:48 PM
I was at a family cookout today during the draft. 

 :obama
Didn't turn out too bad...
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: pilonv1 on August 25, 2013, 07:59:24 PM
Holy crap, I got AP.

Not entirely sure of the rest of my team though. Also the auto team name is really bad.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 25, 2013, 08:31:42 PM
My team is not nearly as good as last year, but still a B rating. Should be more fun this way.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Huff on August 25, 2013, 08:39:16 PM
It's also 12 teams this year. Always a bit more scrambling for decent players
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 25, 2013, 09:16:28 PM
It's also 12 teams this year. Always a bit more scrambling for decent players

I was saying it's not as good because I chose it, not the computer.  :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: pilonv1 on August 25, 2013, 09:38:35 PM
I'm expecting AP to lose a leg now, especially since my other RBs aren't much to write home about
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2013, 09:39:54 PM
I don't see how AP can replicate last season's amazing performance with Christian Ponder at QB again, but without Percy Harvin
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Huff on August 25, 2013, 09:42:45 PM
It's also 12 teams this year. Always a bit more scrambling for decent players

I was saying it's not as good because I chose it, not the computer.  :lol

Oh I remember last year
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on August 28, 2013, 02:04:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/T4QXyEt.jpg)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 29, 2013, 01:30:40 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/nfl-players-reach-whopping-765m-settlement-concussion-case-165508435--nfl.html

Less than a billion is honestly probably a win for the league.  IMO.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2013, 02:13:33 PM
first step to the NFL's end.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: pilonv1 on August 29, 2013, 06:43:38 PM
Is this the first time the NFL has caved in like this?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 31, 2013, 12:30:30 PM
https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/373821996565426177
(http://www.thecoli.com/attachments/netsomg-gif.84/)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 31, 2013, 12:48:09 PM
PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE THE END OF THE NIGHTMARE
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on August 31, 2013, 01:03:35 PM
im sorry, but it will never end
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 31, 2013, 01:29:09 PM
Only place I can imagine giving him a shot (outside of the Pats again, if Brady or Mallet get injured) would be the Jags. Good way to sell tickets and their QB situation is shit.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 31, 2013, 01:36:48 PM
I think the Jags aren't interested, and he's not interested in them.  CFL, Arena league, or motivational speaker.

...but etoilet is right, we'll never be rid of that fucker, unless he wakes up in a hotel room surrounded by the dismembered bodies of a boy scout troop and the knocking of the law on the door...
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on August 31, 2013, 01:41:21 PM
Can he go back to the Jets? Because that would at least be hilarious. Or maybe the Mets.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 31, 2013, 04:49:39 PM
Featured speaker at the 2014 CPAC, Tim Tebow.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2013, 05:06:01 PM
Come to Pittsburgh Tebow, we could use another slot receiver/screen receiver
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 31, 2013, 05:54:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6OklMbxkw8

 :whoo

olbermann's new show is great.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on September 05, 2013, 03:55:05 PM
Aww Yiss! Muthafukkin Football is on tonight. :hyper :rock
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Tucah on September 05, 2013, 05:00:27 PM
Really pumped that the season's finally starting again.

Football :hyper
Tailgating :hyper
Fantasy :hyper

I love football season
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 05, 2013, 05:14:11 PM
broncos ravens tonight :hyper
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 05, 2013, 09:32:41 PM
Looks like the NFL shut down the hola exploit. Netherlands VPNs still work and I'm trying to figure it out. Lots of info here
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=652563&page=4

edit: obviously you can watch tonight's game on NBC's website
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 05, 2013, 10:11:08 PM
jesus flacco is regular season trash, most overpaid player ever

just save him for the playoffs where he actually plays well
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Huff on September 05, 2013, 10:13:46 PM
pretty stellar game so far

lol welker
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 05, 2013, 10:50:36 PM
New gameplan bros. Once again, this works best in Chrome:
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I'm watching the game right now, looks as good as the SNF stream
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 05, 2013, 11:20:08 PM
peyton and welker together is a fantasy match made in heaven :aah
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 05, 2013, 11:30:06 PM
My god Manning is amazing. And he's getting hit, it's not like he has all the time in the world.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 05, 2013, 11:40:51 PM
he looks fucking fantastic.  best he's looked since before his injury.  nicca is on pave for 7 TDs this game  :whoo :whoo :whoo
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2013, 12:23:07 AM
Just my luck to play against Manning AND Welker

:dead
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 06, 2013, 12:43:09 AM
good lord

(not even watching, just looking at twitter)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 06, 2013, 01:05:11 AM
Just my luck to play against Manning AND Welker

:dead

 :mynicca :mynicca :mynicca  I dun good tonight.

Watch, Peyton doesn't have more than three TDs each game the rest of the year.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: milchs evil twin on September 06, 2013, 01:06:56 AM
Fucking Peyton. I should bench him for threatening the glory of Tom Brady.

That will show him.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2013, 01:15:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/T9Vng6N.gif)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 06, 2013, 01:18:48 AM
goddamit I was just gonna post that  :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 06, 2013, 01:19:01 AM
Yeah I saw that when it happened. I am surprised it shocked me. I literally WOAH'd.

Also, Peyton just threw more TDs than the entire Raiders team likely will for the entire season.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 06, 2013, 04:49:26 AM
Just my luck to play against Manning AND Welker

:dead

 :anhuld
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 06, 2013, 04:44:22 PM
Welker was THE MAN last night. :rock
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2013, 04:47:54 PM
I wish I could dislike the above two posts
 :pacspit
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 06, 2013, 06:22:41 PM
Just my luck to play against Manning AND Welker

:dead

Same here. Not even Adrian Peterson is gonna dig me out of this one. Sucks going in a favorite and then having that dashed completely before any of your players hit the field. My opponent had Thomas too.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 07, 2013, 12:35:43 PM
I wish I could dislike the above two posts
 :pacspit

(http://i.minus.com/iGgp9DAI077Pq.gif)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: milchs evil twin on September 07, 2013, 02:56:08 PM
I wish I could dislike the above two posts
 :pacspit

(http://i.minus.com/iGgp9DAI077Pq.gif)

I'm gonna catch that one so many times this year.

Fucking Kraft.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2013, 01:00:57 PM
:rejoice
(http://i.minus.com/iOMs4GNSsyc9K.gif)
:rejoice

Week One

Early
New England at Buffalo
Cincinnati at Chicago
Miami at Cleveland
Atlanta at New Orleans - shootout plz
Tampa Bay at NY Jets
Tennessee at Pittsburgh
Minnesota at Detroit - Lions trying to break 8 game losing streak from last year
Oakland at Indianapolis
Seattle at Carolina
Kansas City at Jacksonville

Late
Arizona at St. Louis
Green Bay at San Francisco - Kaep is going to run wild

Night
NY Giants at Dallas

MON, SEP 9
Philadelphia at Washington
Houston at San Diego



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Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2013, 01:16:09 PM
welp, AP already with a 70+ yard TD run  :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2013, 01:25:27 PM
fucking bullshit call from the refs
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 08, 2013, 01:26:18 PM
:rejoice Lord Brady
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2013, 01:51:09 PM
New season, same shit. I can't wait until this coaching staff is fired.

and the GM
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2013, 02:03:12 PM
getting beat by christian ponder :kobeyuck
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 08, 2013, 02:04:27 PM
That awkward moment when you realize that 2/3 of your WR corps play for the Bucs...
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 08, 2013, 02:05:09 PM
Today I'm cockriding Cam Newton and AP,  but I'm pretty sure I'm already dead from the Broncos.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2013, 02:18:18 PM
steelers  :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Huff on September 08, 2013, 02:36:22 PM
Time for jags to forfeit the rest of the season
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Groogrux on September 08, 2013, 02:37:49 PM
Cincy and AJ Green are going all out right now!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2013, 02:41:40 PM
The lack of discipline for the Lions is just stunning. Still we're only down one and clearly Ponder isn't going to beat us with his arm. D line is handling Peterson well outside of two runs (that went for TDs...). If our offense can put the ball in the end zone, we can win this.

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 08, 2013, 02:44:16 PM
Early thoughts:

Luck still impresses me the most out of the young QBs. He makes difficult plays in difficult spots. The TD throw to the TE while he was getting sacked was impressive. Too bad the Colts D still looks like trash.

Russell Wilson is struggling a bit against the Panthers D. Almost threw 2 Ints early on.  Panthers D is niiiiice. Greg Olsen's hands are not.

Adrian Peterson.

Alex Smith leading the Chiefs to an easy win. Happy for him.

Most of the QBs who looked like they were losing it still look like they're losing it. (Freeman, Raplesburger)



Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 08, 2013, 02:50:57 PM
I don't know why anyone is surprised that the Steelers are sucking (other than Steelers fans, who have their heads up their asses, but then again you kind of have to in order to root for a rapist QB)

I mean, who on their team is above average at their position besides Rapistburger?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 08, 2013, 02:51:45 PM
I've been saying it for weeks, but if we lost today in Carolina, I won't be shocked. Our defense is seriously beat up right now.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2013, 03:11:12 PM
Lions d line continues to look impressive. Peterson has -5 yards on his last 9 carries.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2013, 03:25:35 PM
Steelers gonna have a wonderful 5-11 season
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 08, 2013, 03:27:44 PM
Wilson starting to get warmed up. Now we just need the D to hang on.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2013, 03:28:09 PM
Bush looks amazing so far
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 08, 2013, 03:32:00 PM
Bush looks amazing so far

I have him but played Morris :dead
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 08, 2013, 03:37:17 PM
Hey look at that, our D-line can't stop the run. Shocking.

edit: FUMBLE THANK YOU FOOTBALL GODS
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 08, 2013, 03:39:11 PM
Ugh. Sit on the space needle.  :P
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: meni stronk on September 08, 2013, 03:47:51 PM
man I just found out about the Gamepass via VPN thing. anyone here doing this? it would be worth it to get around blackouts alone, but I want to know for sure the quality is better than the nutjob.eu streams
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Tucah on September 08, 2013, 04:23:56 PM
Jets win! Barely and because of a last second penalty, but a win is a win!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 08, 2013, 04:52:01 PM
Bush looks amazing so far

(http://i.imgur.com/zlZJIYf.jpg)

sorry PD :dead
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 08, 2013, 06:17:39 PM
Niners should be up like 21-7 right now, but blown tackles by the cornerbacks have cost them.

Also, they look hesitant to call the read-option to a QB run. I think it was all the talk, but with Matthews taking cheap shots out there it's wiser to not expose Kaep to that sort of nonsense. 

Will probably see a lot more runs in the second half though, and maybe some more misdirection not involving Kaep. Packers have already given up on run game, so Nmahdi will have to stop sucking. Team misses Culliver.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 08, 2013, 07:41:55 PM
SONOFAWHORE

Andy's team has almost completed a big comeback on me... I was up by about 40 after the first games, now it's about a 7 point lead, and I've got Victor Cruz and Alfred Morris vs his Dez Bryant and DeSean Jackson.  FIGHT TO THE FINISH, SIR.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2013, 08:10:04 PM
I'm playing against Manning in BOTH my fantasy leagues  :lol :'( :-\

btw thank god we've stuck with Yahoo. I'm using ESPN for the GAF league I'm in and it is horrible. Ugly, confusing, cumbersome ui, etc.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 08, 2013, 08:15:57 PM
Boldin, Kaep, Davis. :bow

Niners offense going to be redonkulous when Crabtree comes back. Their secondary needs Culliver back and their pass rush wasn't so hot. Not worried about the running game since the Packers sold out to stop the run at all costs.

Also, Kaep was off tune on a lot of throws. He put up 400 yards and 3 tds, but he could have had even more if he was hitting guys in stride.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on September 08, 2013, 08:23:04 PM
Kaep :rejoice
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2013, 09:00:31 PM
ROMO
 :sabu
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Tucah on September 08, 2013, 09:02:33 PM
This game is great so far  :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 08, 2013, 09:06:40 PM
WEEK 1: THE TOILET BOWL
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2013, 09:08:29 PM
Makes me feel better about the Lions start  :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 08, 2013, 09:21:04 PM
Makes me feel better about the Lions start  :lol

There's never a bad time to feel bad about the Lions.  :jawalrus
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 08, 2013, 10:18:54 PM
Giants lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 08, 2013, 10:49:05 PM
:rejoice Victor Cruz
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 08, 2013, 11:09:11 PM
VICTOR CRUZ DRANK THAT HATERADE, ANDY

UNF UNF UNF
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 08, 2013, 11:46:49 PM
ROMO
 :sabu

(http://i.imgur.com/U86iXu2.png)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: pilonv1 on September 08, 2013, 11:48:59 PM
Bungals :gloomy

David Wilson is killing me, despite Kap and AP playing well.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Groogrux on September 09, 2013, 08:52:37 AM
VICTOR CRUZ DRANK THAT HATERADE, ANDY

UNF UNF UNF

Dez Bryant didn't do crap last night, and it looks like he may have to sit the next game for whatever is going on with his ankle.  What's worse is that Cam Newton only pulled 15 points and New Englands defense got stopped up at 5 points.

So far, my only saving grace has been Randall Cobb and Jared Cook (who I had never even heard of until the draft).  My only hope, which is very slim, is that the Eagles upset the Redskins tonight, and DeSean Jackson gets 35 points.  Also, Alfred Morris would have to be benched before the game even begins. 

Yeah, things are looking hopeful.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 09, 2013, 09:33:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/MoJMSRF.jpg)

u mad?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 09, 2013, 10:08:29 AM
I got an RB on each team, if Washington / Phili is high scoring game there may be hope yet
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 09, 2013, 08:01:15 PM
Chip Kelly's offense speed :whew
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 09, 2013, 08:04:36 PM
Bush looks amazing so far

I have him but played Morris :dead

:dead :dead :dead
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 09, 2013, 08:31:25 PM
Niners should steal that R/O Play Action into the Bubble Screen/Post option.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 09, 2013, 08:32:35 PM
damn, Iggles look good.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 09, 2013, 09:10:48 PM
Chip Kelly is the Based God.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 09, 2013, 09:19:48 PM
I didn't expect this at all.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 09, 2013, 09:23:39 PM
McCoy
 :rejoice

He has almost made up for Morris
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 09, 2013, 09:25:44 PM
Wow wait a minute, McCoy already has 153 yards?  :ohhh :ohhh
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Tucah on September 09, 2013, 09:29:03 PM
Have Morris, Garcon and RGIII in various leagues, the Redskins are killing me.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 09, 2013, 10:11:01 PM
Damn, Skins are truckin for the comeback!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 09, 2013, 10:25:00 PM
I'm a couple points up... My opponent has Antonio Gates. I'd love to see Morris back in or some more McCoy Magic
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 09, 2013, 10:41:38 PM
Well shit unless Gates dies I'll lose. Oh well, got the second best score in the league
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Groogrux on September 09, 2013, 11:25:49 PM
Even though I lost by 20 points this week, I can't be mad about it.  I still finished nearly 15 points over what I was projected and I had a couple of guys that didn't even perform to standard.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Himu on September 09, 2013, 11:29:57 PM
fucking chargers
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 09, 2013, 11:39:28 PM
Does Chris Berman have a turkey leg in his mouth?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 09, 2013, 11:41:09 PM
Berman is HORRIBLE wow
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: pilonv1 on September 09, 2013, 11:51:13 PM
Everything on ESPN is horrible
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 09, 2013, 11:53:08 PM
I really hope ABC doesn't get the next NBA TV contract.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2013, 01:11:08 AM
McNabb was right
(http://imageshack.us/a/img43/939/trollxi.png)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 10, 2013, 01:12:50 AM
I don't remember what you're referencing
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2013, 01:20:33 AM
McNabb argued RG3 was in the spotlight too much coming off the injury, talking too much instead of preparing for the season (in the limited fashion he could). I think RG3 will be fine (until he inevitably gets injured again) this season but expectations were indeed raised too high.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 10, 2013, 01:22:47 AM
The two fanbases with the most unrealistic expectations every single year are Cowboys fans and Redskins fans.  Watching these two fanbases come to grips with the fact that their teams are mediocre every year is one of the things I love about football.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2013, 01:31:42 AM
Amen.

Meanwhile the Eagles legit scared me tonight. If Vick lasts 16 games (lol) oh boy
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 10, 2013, 01:34:00 AM
Who are the Iggles back up qbs now?  If Chip Kelly is as smart as he's supposed to be, he's stocked up on a couple of other dudes that can run that kind of offense and told Nick Foles to fuck off.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2013, 01:35:45 AM
Bring back Vince Young. Seriously he looked good in the preseason and would fit perfect in Kelly's scheme.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2013, 01:44:52 AM
Holy FUCK what a game.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2013, 01:45:32 AM
And as a native Texan I can confirm that Cowboys fans are entitled morons for the most part.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on September 10, 2013, 10:32:42 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/wfqqBAlh.png)

:rofl
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2013, 02:26:43 PM
Quote
Jay Glazer @JayGlazer 46m

Sources tell me NFL is considering a whopping $100,000 fine for Lions' Suh for hit this weekend

Next time (yes, there will be a second time) he needs to be suspended for half a season. Maybe that will convince our damn coach that this shit isn't acceptable.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 10, 2013, 03:06:45 PM
The most depressing thing about watching the Browns play this weekend was then having to watch the Green Bay/S.F. immediately afterwords. It was a stunning reminder of what an NFL game is supposed to look like. The precision, the speed and the execution.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2013, 11:57:09 PM
Quote
Sources: Sanchez has labral tear

New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez is "likely to have surgery" that would end his 2013 season after Dr. James Andrews confirmed Wednesday he has a labral tear in his right shoulder, according to team and league sources, as well as a source close to Sanchez.

Sanchez was still trying to make a final decision on whether to have the surgery now to repair the tear and instability in the shoulder following his injury in the team's third preseason game, the sources said.

Sanchez could opt to rehab the shoulder in an effort to play at some point this season, sources said, but still likely would need surgery at the end of the year. A source close to the quarterback said it would make no sense for Sanchez to delay the inevitable under the circumstances of the injury and the team's commitment to rookie Geno Smith.

Sanchez, who saw Dr. Andrews in Gulf Breeze, Fla., is expected to make the decision on surgery within the next day or two, sources said.
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/9663997/mark-sanchez-new-york-jets-likely-headed-surgery-labral-tear-shoulder-end-season-sources

wow...

I wonder if this will save Rex Ryan's job.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 12, 2013, 12:05:32 AM
Nothing is gonna save Rex's job
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 12, 2013, 12:07:56 AM
I hope so. Nothing would please me more than the Jets and Lions having bad seasons, both coaches getting fired, and Rex coming here.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 12, 2013, 12:09:27 AM
:what

I hope you want him only as a DC...
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 12, 2013, 12:15:11 AM
Nah. We actually have a QB so I'm not worried about that. Bring in a new offensive coordinator too, to fix Stafford's mechanics and bring some variety to things; our offense is so predictable.

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 12, 2013, 12:17:41 AM
Rex has shown great ability in providing a structured environment where the inmates don't run the asylum, I'm sure he'd be great in Detroit.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 12, 2013, 09:31:30 PM
This might be the sloppiest, worst half of football I've ever watched.  And I just encountered that entire game by the steelers last week
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 12, 2013, 09:45:17 PM
Thurs night games are historically ugly.  Should really be only two or three a year, but dat money.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 12, 2013, 09:47:04 PM
Poor Brady. Who are these scrubs he's throwing to?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 12, 2013, 09:57:16 PM
Geno has terrible pocket presence. There's a bunch of old white guys asking their TV, "I thought black guys could run?"
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 12, 2013, 10:00:27 PM
Poor Brady. Who are these scrubs he's throwing to?

Gonna be a long year for my fantasy team... :shaq2
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 12, 2013, 10:15:11 PM
damn didn't know there was a game tonight
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 12, 2013, 10:19:23 PM
damn didn't know there was a game tonight

Not missing a thing. This is worse than soccer.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 12, 2013, 10:35:01 PM
gamepass :rejoice
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 12, 2013, 11:19:14 PM
this game is terrible

bring on niners-seahawks
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 13, 2013, 01:21:27 PM
Alright guys, week 2 QB -- Cam Newton or Eli Manning? I feel like Newton is bound to have a bounce back week, but Eli vs Peyton has got to be a QB battle this week, right? My gut says Cam and that's probably what I'll do but I'd hate to watch Eli do so well on my bench again...
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 13, 2013, 02:48:26 PM
Eli normally follows up his stink games with a really good game. Also, you know the Broncos will be scoring, so Eli will keep throwing. Cam has Rivera as a coach and is playing the Bills in Buffalo. I would take Eli.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 13, 2013, 03:31:32 PM
I actually was going to suggest Newton. Have a feeling they're going to rip Buffalo apart.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 13, 2013, 03:43:11 PM
I'm pretty torn on this one. Will probably be a Sunday morning call. But I'm feeling pretty good this week either way
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 13, 2013, 03:46:21 PM
I'd start Cam. Eli will have trouble with Denver's defense whereas Cam will run and gun against a bad team.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 13, 2013, 09:11:38 PM
Cam gives you consistent points even if his team will shit the bed.  Eli can go for 40 but could also go for like 10.  So its whether you want to risk it for potential points, or stick with a consistent 25~ points.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2013, 05:04:00 PM
Megatron :rejoice
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2013, 06:08:59 PM
It may not show up on the box score but Suh is destroying the Cardinals right now. Just forced an interception (for a TD) by blowing up the Cardinal's o-line and rushing Palmer into a bad throw.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2013, 06:15:10 PM
holy shit Suh looking like JaDeveon Clowney :rofl  :o
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2013, 07:14:47 PM
Lions offense fell apart in second half. Pathetic.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 15, 2013, 07:15:50 PM
honey badger!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 15, 2013, 07:29:12 PM
lions can be trash with the steelers this year pd, my bro
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2013, 08:49:21 PM
Brandon Pettigrew needs to be fucking cut, end of story. We cannot afford having a TE who constantly drops passes, especially when we have a surprisingly good rookie (Joseph Fauria) in the wings.

And I say again, fire this head coach. Last week there was a story about players decided to punish themselves during practice by running extra laps, to deter penalties. The players had to discipline themselves because the coach doesn't see this recklessly stupid play as a problem. What did Belicheck do to Stephen Ridley after his fumble in the Pat's first game? He sat his dumb ass for most of the game. Why isn't Pettigrew being sat, why isn't Willie Young being sat, etc. This shit has to stop.

We lost to a bad team. Missed a FG, had one blocked. We had the ball and three time outs with a minute to go in the first half and did NOTHING. We should be 2-0 with a chance at 3-0 given how bad Washington looks right now.

6-10, just watch. At least that will ensure Schwartz gets fired, and I hope to GOD Mayhew gets fired as well given his horrible draft selections. We traded up to take a RB in the second round (in 2011), guess what he's doing now? Inactive, not even playing, apparently going to get traded. A total waste of a pick, that we traded up to get! Meanwhile the team cut three former draft picks this off season.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 15, 2013, 09:37:11 PM
:lol @ thinking a 6-10 season will get Schwartz fired.  How long did Matt Millen stick around as GM posting far worse records?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 15, 2013, 09:41:35 PM
Kap is trying to laser beam every throw. This is how he ends up overthrowing peeps.

Looking forward to the Grantland article on how amazing Seattle weather is for its atmosphere.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2013, 11:10:27 PM
:lol @ thinking a 6-10 season will get Schwartz fired.  How long did Matt Millen stick around as GM posting far worse records?

Nah I think this is put up or shut up time, based on what reporters around here have said. Last season was a disaster, and a follow up would at least end Schwartz's tenure. Mayhew might stay...
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 15, 2013, 11:17:24 PM
What a pass by Wilson. Wowza.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2013, 11:24:16 PM
Lynch  :whoo
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 15, 2013, 11:25:39 PM
Powered by Skittles.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 15, 2013, 11:36:21 PM
Kap looks pretty bad this game.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: pilonv1 on September 15, 2013, 11:51:09 PM
Kap killing my fantasy team :(
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2013, 11:51:45 PM
Wilson is the real deal.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 15, 2013, 11:53:09 PM
Lynch  :lol

so cocky, but oh so good
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 15, 2013, 11:53:56 PM
DAT SLOW WALK IN. BEAST MODE MOCKS YOU.

Collinsworth was hilarious earlier. Kapernick makes ONE COMPLETION and he's all "Oh man Kaep is the real deal, lemme suck his monster dong." Then he blows it in the red zone and has to rely on his kicker to score some points for them.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2013, 11:57:09 PM
DAT SLOW WALK IN. BEAST MODE MOCKS YOU.

Collinsworth was hilarious earlier. Kapernick makes ONE COMPLETION and he's all "Oh man Kaep is the real deal, lemme suck his monster dong." Then he blows it in the red zone and has to rely on his kicker to score some points for them.

Yup. It's like Collsworth and many other commentators have a pre written script ready when certain players do something good, regardless of the situation. Praising Peyton Manning non-stop is one thing, because he fucking deserves it. But Kap is playing pretty meh, and yet he automatically started the COMEBACK I TOLD YOU THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN train.

disclaimer: Kap is killing my ESPN team. I need a big game from him  :'(
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 15, 2013, 11:57:36 PM
San Fran mad. They so mad. Heehee.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 15, 2013, 11:59:40 PM
Sherman shits on you Kaep.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 16, 2013, 12:34:08 AM
san fran getting called for the retal shots, but seattle players been throwing cheap shit all day too

The lack of Kendall Hunter until the 4th hurt. Gore just couldn't get anything going.

Feel like the game will be the total opposite in San Fran later this year.

Also, Seattle fans. :rolleyes

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE ROLLEYES
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 16, 2013, 12:35:17 AM
::)

Jesus, I can only imagine how much you're going to hate the city that actually DOES steal the shitty Kings from you.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 16, 2013, 12:51:16 AM
Peter King might be right for once. Seattle looks like Super Bowl material.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 16, 2013, 12:51:21 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 16, 2013, 12:55:59 AM
This was an awesome victory for us on national TV, but the season is far from over. Hard road ahead.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on September 16, 2013, 02:13:35 PM
 :yuck
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 16, 2013, 03:17:40 PM
haha I thought hte rolleyes emoticon was the sick one

Could have used it anyways.

Seattle's noise is a particular problem for the Niners because of their offensive system. All the formations and shifts at the line are a lot harder to do without being able to talk at the line. The Niners condensed their playbook before this game due to issues with this, but it didn't seem to help. There is also a question of whether Hunter should be seeing more snaps than Gore, and if they need to use their non-pistol sets more often to establish the run game.

Basically, the run game was the difference in the game. Both defenses played well, though the Niners gave up a big run for a TD. Both QBs played poorly with a few big plays each. The real difference was Lynch and the inability of the Niners offense to execute their plays. In the previous game in Seattle, it was the same deal.  That's why I'm not worried about Seattle coming to SF, because the Niners will be running their normal playbook. They either better get homefield advantage or figure out how to play in Seattle. Maybe more pro sets or more spread offense so Kaepernick can read the field and slang.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on September 16, 2013, 03:26:21 PM
Get that loss out of the way early. I couldn't believe they abandoned the run so early. Even had an extra hour to adjust. smh
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Huff on September 16, 2013, 03:44:15 PM
Currently 1-6 in my leagues. I'm quitting fantasy forever
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 17, 2013, 01:31:56 AM
:lol @ Steelers

Rapist karma finally comes around
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 17, 2013, 10:49:10 AM
 :'(
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 18, 2013, 04:48:56 PM
:'(

(http://i.imgur.com/xnpO6Om.jpg)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 18, 2013, 04:50:09 PM
goddamit
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on September 19, 2013, 09:12:00 AM
(http://i41.tinypic.com/1icu35.jpg)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 20, 2013, 12:51:57 AM
I thought the Eagle's new offense was supposed to be the greatest thing ever? What happened to that?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on September 20, 2013, 09:15:03 AM
Turnovers. It's like Chip Kelley forgot Vick rhymes with pick.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 20, 2013, 12:53:46 PM
Alex Smith just wins
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2013, 01:41:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l56f_-eE0W4
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 20, 2013, 02:31:59 PM
Aldon Smith doing idiot things. He'll be lucky if he's just suspended.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on September 20, 2013, 03:37:02 PM
 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)  :mindblown
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2013, 01:35:45 PM
No Bush, no problem so far for the Lions.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Groogrux on September 22, 2013, 02:02:31 PM
The Bengals need to get their crap together today.  They've thrown the ball to Green once today and it was a crap throw.  The rest of the time, they've handed it off to a RB and it's caused them to have their third fourth straight turnover during a possession.

Jesus Christ, what the hell is happening in Cincy today.  Somebody on that offensive lineup needs to learn how to block, and they need to toss the damned ball to Green.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 22, 2013, 02:32:22 PM
DeMarco Murray :lawd
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Groogrux on September 22, 2013, 02:42:52 PM
In my other league, I've got the Packers defense riding the bench.

 :shaq2
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 22, 2013, 02:53:35 PM
goddamit, when was Bush declared as inactive?  fuck.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Groogrux on September 22, 2013, 04:04:39 PM
Thank you, professional football gods, for hearing my calls of distress.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 22, 2013, 04:08:04 PM
I'm starting to like this Titans team.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 22, 2013, 04:24:33 PM
LOL @ everyone in the NFC East that isn't the Cowboys.

(http://i.imgur.com/ZoArntN.png) :piss




(http://i.imgur.com/m4KQl9h.png) (http://i.imgur.com/GZhJD5d.png) (http://i.imgur.com/BqNnM.png)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2013, 04:31:31 PM
Glad about the Lions win but...if RG3 was healthy we would have lost, playing like that.

Nice play from the rookies. Ansah looking great with 2 sacks, and Fauria continues to impress...
(http://www.diehardsport.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Joe-Fauria-TD-Dance-Bye-Bye-Bye.gif)
:dead
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 22, 2013, 04:36:48 PM
Trent's first carry as a Colt...is a touchdown.

If the Brown's wouldn't have won today, those tears would've been delicious.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 22, 2013, 05:50:56 PM
I feel bad for Gus Bradley and Jags.
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Post by: Robo on September 22, 2013, 05:54:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BqNnM.png)

Kirk Cousins 4 football messiah.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2013, 07:01:41 PM
49ers offense looks pretty ugly...
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 22, 2013, 07:03:33 PM
So tired of Greg Roman.

Hope some team or college tries to hire him away.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2013, 07:12:51 PM
So tired of Greg Roman.

Hope some team or college tries to hire him away.

Didn't he just sign an extension? I remember Michigan State fans wanting him.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2013, 07:29:45 PM
Seahawks proving why drafting well beyond the first round leads to success. Really can't wait for this coach and GM to go.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 22, 2013, 07:29:54 PM
I know he got some interest last year, but I feel like there's a reason he didn't end up anywhere. The fans do not love him. They didn't love his playcalling the last two years. They hated those playcalls in the redzone in the Super Bowl. I think there's questions about how good he really is.

He gets too cute, tries to do things his team isn't good at, and wastes downs and drives. Just looking at this Colts game, it was hard to see anything in the routes and plays that schemed to get receivers open. The Niners never run screens, so teams don't have to respect that. The only counter to all-out pass rush they ever had was Kap and Smith's mobility.

Today, every pass was Kaep trying to lazer it into a window. No plays just to get drives going. They have one good drive that was full of Pro Sets and power running, and leads to a TD. Surprise, suprise, doing the thing your entire personnel is built around and has succeeded with results in successful offense. After that? More slanging. Gore had 82 yards rushing, almost all of it in the first half. In the second half, they open up in shotgun and run verticals.

He got a lot of credit for involving the pistol offense and read option, but there's been no expanding upon it this year.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 22, 2013, 07:35:51 PM
After three weeks:
Seattle Seahawks 3-0
The rest of the NFC West 3-6

Still super early, but that's not a great for Arizona, St. Louis and San Francisco all starting out 1-2.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 22, 2013, 09:44:48 PM
fuck my life
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 22, 2013, 09:57:43 PM
Rapist karma, breh  :heh
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 22, 2013, 10:30:09 PM
Trent's first carry as a Colt...is a touchdown.

If the Brown's wouldn't have won today, those tears would've been delicious.


His yards per carry was still awful.



Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 22, 2013, 10:38:04 PM
Hey Steelers, it's not 2006 anymore.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2013, 10:42:59 PM
Wouldn't mind Tomlin as the Lions coach either. Let's trade, BrandKnew
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Post by: Human Snorenado on September 22, 2013, 10:51:26 PM
Also- Falcons are reverting back to reality.  They had like six games decided by a touchdown or less last season... and won ALL of them.  That sort of thing isn't sustainable, especially when you ignore your biggest deficiency (secondary)

Guess I get to go back to being a trolling Pats fan this season!  :heh
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2013, 10:55:37 PM
They'll be fine once Roddy White is healthy. At least that's what I tell myself. Maybe Matt Ryan wasn't a steal in the fantasy draft
:fbm
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Post by: Groogrux on September 22, 2013, 11:03:48 PM
LOL Fumblesberger with that fake pass
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Akala on September 22, 2013, 11:21:11 PM
saints lookin ok :D
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 22, 2013, 11:42:12 PM
I am not giving up Tomlin, PD.  You cane take Haley.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2013, 12:25:39 AM
I'm going to lose by .5 jesus fuck. Antonio Brown and the Chi defense almost saved me
(http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2013/09/schwartz.gif)
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 23, 2013, 12:28:23 AM
No players tomorrow?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2013, 12:33:03 AM
nope

(http://imageshack.us/a/img30/2804/21gh.png)
:stahp

started Daryl Richardson not knowing he was inactive. If I had started Ben Tate I would have won.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 23, 2013, 12:37:00 AM
:holeup

My team really shat the bed this week... receivers were shitty, and I didn't notice that Vernon Davis was out until it was too late to pick up a back up. 

Oh well.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2013, 12:52:12 AM
Ray Rice being injured has really fucked me this year. 0-3....unless a stat correction saves me
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: pilonv1 on September 23, 2013, 07:57:22 AM
Kap is playing so poorly I'm thinking of starting Big Red Andy next week
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 23, 2013, 08:11:11 AM
Rapist karma, breh  :heh

It's like when the Lakers got swept by the Mavericks in 2011 or Chinatown got beat out by The Godfather Part II in the '75 Academy Awards.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on September 23, 2013, 10:18:07 AM
I know he got some interest last year, but I feel like there's a reason he didn't end up anywhere. The fans do not love him. They didn't love his playcalling the last two years. They hated those playcalls in the redzone in the Super Bowl. I think there's questions about how good he really is.

He gets too cute, tries to do things his team isn't good at, and wastes downs and drives. Just looking at this Colts game, it was hard to see anything in the routes and plays that schemed to get receivers open. The Niners never run screens, so teams don't have to respect that. The only counter to all-out pass rush they ever had was Kap and Smith's mobility.

Today, every pass was Kaep trying to lazer it into a window. No plays just to get drives going. They have one good drive that was full of Pro Sets and power running, and leads to a TD. Surprise, suprise, doing the thing your entire personnel is built around and has succeeded with results in successful offense. After that? More slanging. Gore had 82 yards rushing, almost all of it in the first half. In the second half, they open up in shotgun and run verticals.

He got a lot of credit for involving the pistol offense and read option, but there's been no expanding upon it this year.

I got a text from a friend asking what is wrong with the 9ers and that is what I said, "The play calling sucks!" If you don't want Kap to run, stop running the read option!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Defenses don't buy it anymore.
Oh, we ran the ball very well in the 1st half. Let's completely abandon that in the second half!
 :mindblown

I think the past 2 years have given the coaches a big head and they're too stubborn to change.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 24, 2013, 02:22:51 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9715810/detroit-lions-wr-nate-burleson-breaks-arm-car-crash

you have to be fucking shitting me
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Steve Contra on September 24, 2013, 02:24:25 PM
 :neogaf
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 24, 2013, 02:28:18 PM
At least he's not a Seahawk anymore.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 24, 2013, 02:38:05 PM
And that's why you put your pizza on the car floor instead of the passenger seat  :mindblown

What do we do now? Folks are calling in wondering about Owens/Moss/Ocho lol. no fucking thanks.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on September 26, 2013, 03:36:30 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v700/UNCrules2187/Chip_Kelly_NFL.gif)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 26, 2013, 08:32:12 PM
just checked Yahoo, holy shit I actually won after the scores were adjusted  :lol :lol :lol

122.25 to 121.95
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 26, 2013, 09:09:50 PM
49ers look like they need Alex Smith :smug
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 26, 2013, 09:58:26 PM
Looks like they needed power football.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 26, 2013, 10:00:37 PM
good lord this Hakeem Nicks-to-Detroit rumor....almost certainly fake, but I'm on the edge of my seat
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 26, 2013, 11:58:46 PM
If Staley's injury is serious, the Niners season is pretty much done.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on September 27, 2013, 09:15:39 AM
Same old sorry ass rams. THe score looks good but it wasn't really a very impressive win.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on September 27, 2013, 02:36:50 PM
If Staley's injury is serious, the Niners season is pretty much done.

http://www.ninersnation.com/2013/9/27/4776014/joe-staley-injury-update-anecdotes-provide-good-news-on-49ers-left
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 29, 2013, 02:14:31 PM
CUTLER :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 29, 2013, 02:23:26 PM
Reggie Bush
:rejoice
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 29, 2013, 03:07:56 PM
CUTLER :rofl :rofl :rofl

I see that he's still worse than Hitler.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 29, 2013, 03:17:24 PM
Cutler again :rofl :rofl :rofl

These aren't even close throws that you can understand, he's just chucking it to mid field and getting bit by safeties
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 29, 2013, 04:48:18 PM
I'm up against Peyton Manning and Wes Welker.  :-X
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 29, 2013, 04:49:33 PM
fuckin Schaub
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 29, 2013, 06:23:50 PM
(http://abload.de/img/footballbearsvslionssjduxg.gif)
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Post by: etiolate on September 29, 2013, 08:38:31 PM
Quote
Like many fans, referee Terry McAulay is used to Reid being with the Eagles. After Reid successfully challenged a spot in the third quarter, McAulay announced, "Philadelphia will not be charged a timeout."

Must go find youtube of this.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 29, 2013, 11:16:03 PM
I was up north picking apples and drinking beer in a cellular deadzone, so I only got to see the 4th quarter and OT of the Seattle-Houston game.

Sounds like Houston dominated the first 3 quarters, but then they fucked up and Seattle steamrolled them in the end.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on September 30, 2013, 05:11:31 AM
Seahawks couldn't score on the Texans D and then Schaub threw the game away on a pick 6

the end
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Post by: pilonv1 on September 30, 2013, 07:55:41 AM
Looks like Gundam Automation is back

Played 2 players with byes and still beat me :gloomy
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on September 30, 2013, 09:42:46 AM
Seahawks couldn't score on the Texans D and then Schaub threw the game away on a pick 6

the end

Tebow-esque   :maf
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 30, 2013, 11:13:15 AM
Looks like Gundam Automation is back

Played 2 players with byes and still beat me :gloomy

 :o

I totally forgot to set my lineup, my daughter got incredibly sick last week and wasn't better until late Saturday night, and FF was the last thing on my mind. Figured I'd get slaughtered in all three of leagues.

Seahawks couldn't score on the Texans D and then Schaub threw the game away on a pick 6

the end

Yep, we got outplayed for three quarters and then took advantage of Houston falling apart in the 4th and OT. I'll take an ugly win.

That 97 yard run for an offensive TD in the 4th was pretty sweet, though.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 30, 2013, 01:35:10 PM
Buffalo and Cleveland on a Thursday night? Who schedules this shit?

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 30, 2013, 06:30:05 PM
Buffalo and Cleveland on a Thursday night? Who schedules this shit?

Does that really seem like a bad match up at this point?  Both are better teams than we thought they'd be and it'll probably be a good game.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 30, 2013, 06:47:01 PM
I'd imagine the original thought process was that it would be CJ Spiller v Trent Richardson. Not a completely bad idea IMO, and while Trent is gone now...both teams aren't as bad as they seemed a couple weeks ago.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on October 01, 2013, 06:31:05 PM
How did I win this week with Alex Smith as my QB?  ???

Dude just wins.  :smug
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Post by: etiolate on October 02, 2013, 03:27:48 AM
I'm starting to like this Titans team.

I feel like Konex now
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 02, 2013, 08:52:20 AM
Does that really seem like a bad match up at this point?  Both are better teams than we thought they'd be and it'll probably be a good game.

From a football fan perspective, they are two teams that have no stars, no past and no intrigue. There are no former players playing against their old teams, or old coaches coaching against their old teams. Just two overacheiving, average teams from different divisions playing a game.

It would be akin to having Carolina and Arizona playing. WGAF?

Especially when you have games like Seattle/Colts, Packers/Lions or Pats/Bengals all popping off on Sunday at 1pm.

 
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mandark on October 02, 2013, 02:00:23 PM
There are 16 NFL games scheduled on Thursdays (13 TNF games on NFL Network plus the three on Thanksgiving).  For health and competitive reasons, the league won't schedule any teams for multiple Thursday games, so each team will play exactly once.

The Pats already played the Jets on a Thursday, the second Packers/Lions game is on Thanksgiving, the Colts have a TNF game against the Titans later, etc.  Under this system, you're necessarily going to have some stinkers, or at least less glamorous matchups.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 02, 2013, 02:34:40 PM
Just more proof that socialism doesn't work.


Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2013, 08:47:47 PM
I think we can all agree that over the last couple years SNF>>>MNF>TNF
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 03, 2013, 02:36:34 AM
That's kind of by design, though- they have access to flex scheduling for a lot of their games, right?  So, they can choose who on the schedule is the best looking game and bump it to Sunday night.  M/T have to schedule in advance.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 03, 2013, 09:47:36 PM
Jesus christ browns, you finally get a quarterback that makes everyone play better, and you don't fucking protect him.  Knee injury.

God the browns are steeler-bad
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on October 03, 2013, 11:04:41 PM
fuck comcast

They are now scrambling local channels. FREE CHANNELS. Also, fuck the FCC.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 04, 2013, 02:12:34 AM
Jesus christ browns, you finally get a quarterback that makes everyone play better, and you don't fucking protect him.  Knee injury.

God the browns are steeler-bad

No way breh, they seem to be on top of their division and have something other than a zero in dat win column

:umad
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 04, 2013, 02:18:45 AM
fuck this gay earth
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 04, 2013, 02:59:04 AM
:lawd dat black and gold rapist qb salt
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 04, 2013, 11:54:04 AM
fuck comcast

They are now scrambling local channels. FREE CHANNELS. Also, fuck the FCC.

Huh? What does this have to do with football?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 04, 2013, 12:11:54 PM
I'm just glad the Lions are 3-1. Here's hoping they don't fuck this up somehow.

Good job, you just jinxed them.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2013, 01:09:58 PM
Granted I would have never guessed we'd be 3-1 at this point, I still don't think this is a playoff team. A lot hinges on today's game in my mind, win or lose. If we drop another dud at Lambeau, kill ourselves with penalties, and Stafford continues to not impress*...this will be a bad season. But if we can put together 60 minutes of solid play and pressure Rodgers who knows. He's going to dice our secondary, so the d-line has to keep him off his game. Suh is having a defensive POTY season thus far, I'm sure it'll continue on Sunday but we can't afford stupid penalties.

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2013, 12:10:11 PM
Calvin Johnson is inactive today due to a knee injury. Guess we can throw away any thoughts of this being an important game to gauge whether Detroit is good or not.

GB: 31
DET: 17
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 06, 2013, 12:52:53 PM
Cowboys gonna get beat so bad today. :'(
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on October 06, 2013, 12:54:45 PM
Jesus.... Zach Miller is out today too?  So not only is Seattle's o-line basically comprised of backups and rookies but our starting TE is out as well.  This is gonna be UGLY.  I really doubt they can pull another miracle out again like last week.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 06, 2013, 01:29:31 PM
why are you seahawks fans so gloom and doom when you are 4-0  :maf
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 06, 2013, 01:30:13 PM
why are you seahawks fans so gloom and doom when you are 4-0  :maf

Clearly you know nothing of Seattle sports history. We're dominating Indy so far, but shit has happened before and can happen again.

With that said, GO HAWKS!!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2013, 01:41:12 PM
this game is fucking depressing
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on October 06, 2013, 01:54:04 PM
there's been a 1st quarter safety, week five has officially begun
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2013, 01:58:31 PM
Lions might not score an offensive TD today.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2013, 03:30:14 PM
GB doesn't look particularly good, tbh.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 06, 2013, 03:34:26 PM
Our match-up is projecting to be a high scoring affair, PD
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2013, 04:15:39 PM
I'm fucked, you have a billion players left. Too many injuries, and lots of bad offense was played today. lol @ Patriots
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 06, 2013, 05:41:22 PM
You've got an outside chance if Matt Ryan goes apeshit- McFadden isn't gonna play and Vernon Davis is gimpy, and 2 of the 5 players I have remaining are K/DEF
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 06, 2013, 05:55:50 PM
good lord, just give the broncos the ring right now

Can there be any more debate?  Manning is the GOAT. 
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 06, 2013, 06:57:16 PM
Romo :beli
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2013, 07:31:48 PM
 :lol :lol :lol

@cajole
@sharkjohnson
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2013, 07:54:22 PM
(http://imageshack.us/a/img593/751/x8w5.png)
:dead
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 06, 2013, 07:56:22 PM
Matt Praeter with 18 points for me this week :gladbron
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2013, 08:11:26 PM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2013/10/06/2013-10-0616_31_07.gif)

look at the open receiver  :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 06, 2013, 09:02:27 PM
If you need Tony Romo to throw over 500 yards without Tony Romoing at least once to win, then you're probably not going to win.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 06, 2013, 09:20:08 PM
Cowboys fans: Hey, Tony Romo, play a perfect game for us!

Tony Romo: Okay.

Cowboys fans: ZOMG!!! I can't believe you messed up the very last play!! Worst quarterback EVER!!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 06, 2013, 09:23:10 PM
God shoob is roethlisberger bad
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on October 06, 2013, 10:32:00 PM
I would like to see Kaepernick make a touch throw or something other than trying to dart it in at someone and watching nothing come of it. He is just a one read QB right now. Even if the Niners had an extra WR to throw to, I am not sure Kaep would find him.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: dvdjamm on October 06, 2013, 10:41:20 PM
Snaubb with his 3rd int,lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 06, 2013, 10:41:22 PM
Why are you bitching, you're killing a top AFC team at the moment.

Shoob is so so so bad
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on October 06, 2013, 10:42:51 PM
Even practice squad dlinemen are picking Schaub off.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: pilonv1 on October 07, 2013, 02:19:43 AM
god my team is horrible
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Groogrux on October 07, 2013, 08:49:04 AM
Is it just me or does it seem like the NFL is shuffling QB's like a deck of cards this year?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on October 07, 2013, 11:54:33 AM
This is one of the worst years for injuries I can remember.

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on October 07, 2013, 03:29:00 PM
my stray observation:

I have seen more helmets come off of players this year than any other year I can remember.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on October 08, 2013, 09:49:40 AM
Atlanta sucks. Jesus. Someone asked me who would win this week for a bet. 49ers, Seahawks, Atlanta, or the Chargers. I said Atlanta BECAUSE they were playing the Jets. :beli

THis is why I don't bet my own money on football.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 11, 2013, 06:45:29 PM
Adrian Peterson's son beaten to death by the kid's mom's bf.   :(

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9809579/adrian-peterson-son-dies-injuries-suffered-alleged-assault
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 11, 2013, 06:56:03 PM
Jesus Christ.... :kobeyuck :holeup

spoiler (click to show/hide)
hope he still plays well...  :lol

Edit: actually, I regret saying that. I have other good RBs to play. Would be great to see him have an awesome week despite it though.
[close]
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2013, 08:04:08 PM
good lord, what a horrible story  :'(
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2013, 08:58:55 PM
ADP  :'(

what an emotional rollarcoaster the last few years for him must have been
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Groogrux on October 12, 2013, 08:48:20 AM
What gets me about it is that the mom has not been arrested.  She left her 2 year old alone with a guy who has a criminal record for domestic abuse.  And you know this wasn't the first time.  It never is. 

How is she not being charged at least for neglect?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 13, 2013, 11:13:09 AM
It's football day :hyper
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 13, 2013, 06:52:41 PM
Should've never drafted Amendola.  :-\
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 13, 2013, 07:20:48 PM
The Hawks sure tried to lose this game, but we still ended up winning.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 13, 2013, 07:29:40 PM
LOL Brady
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 13, 2013, 08:02:01 PM
I've been out of town since early Thursday and didn't bother fucking around with my lineup... let's see how bad the damage is.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: milchs evil twin on October 13, 2013, 08:02:42 PM
Game of the year so far.

I probably woke up half the appartment complex.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 13, 2013, 08:04:45 PM
Easy win for me this week  8)

Shouldn't have played Peterson but still destroyed.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 13, 2013, 08:04:56 PM
bwahahahaahahhaa i'm beating awesome-o by 25ish points and he only has demarco murray left

 :jawalrus
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 13, 2013, 08:07:57 PM
LOL Brady

Guess when I turned off the game?

I'm a real life Eeyore.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 13, 2013, 08:30:11 PM
Solid comeback win for the Lions. Megatron was largely used as a decoy as he continues to recover from that knee injury, and he made some uncharacteristic drops. He should be fine next week...

meanwhile Joseph Fauria's ROTY campaign continues. 3 TDs today, 3 dances
(http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3381043/fauriaugh_medium.gif)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on October 13, 2013, 11:52:44 PM
Quote
'Grinding the meat': 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh was ecstatic about the 18-play, 89-yard touchdown drive late in the fourth quarter that gave the 49ers a nine-point lead. Harbaugh called the drive “grinding the meat.” Several 49ers said they’ve heard the coach use the expression before.

:jawalrus :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 17, 2013, 06:12:14 PM
With Vick out, I picked up Nick Foles on the waiver wire this week, now I'm struggling to decide whether I start him or Cam Newton. Rankings and such seem to indicate Newton but Foles has the easier match up this week. Why's my life so hard?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 17, 2013, 06:21:55 PM
I'd start Foles. Cam looks shaky, and while he's a double threat...bleh. Too inconsistent. I'd ride the Foles train under it fails.

He's gonna hit DeSean Jackson for at least one bomb TD.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 17, 2013, 06:24:01 PM
My gut says Foles, and all I needed was someone like you who knows more to push me over the edge. Thanks, Maurice  :-*
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 17, 2013, 08:43:52 PM
holy shit @ Russell Wilson
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 18, 2013, 02:33:17 PM
Gronk is back. Woot.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2013, 03:27:24 PM
welp, looks like I was wrong about Foles, Spencer  :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 20, 2013, 03:33:53 PM
I don't know why the fuck anyone would start Foles over Cam.  Cam ALWAYS has the potential to go apeshit, Foles has the potential to be serviceable at best. 

In other news, I forgot to set my lineup again, but it looks like it's cool- didn't start anyone on bye or that was out, at least.

NOW PICK IT THE FUCK UP, BRADY
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2013, 04:07:16 PM
I keep falling for dat Chip Kelly magic

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 20, 2013, 04:51:02 PM
yeeeaaaaa jets

thank you refs
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 20, 2013, 05:04:11 PM
My gut says Foles, and all I needed was someone like you who knows more to push me over the edge. Thanks, Maurice  :-*

Good call. :-*
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 20, 2013, 06:38:02 PM
Ravens are worse than than the steelers
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2013, 07:08:41 PM
Frustrating Lions loss. Why play to get into OT instead of going for the win? Doesn't make any damn sense, especially considering Megatron was dicing their secondary all day. Really questionable coaching.

Also it's time for everyone to recognize Stafford might never be an elite QB. Screens and big YAC plays from Megatron simply pad his numbers. He can't complete seam routes or consistently hit people in stride. I've seen Brandon Wheedon do that, yet Stafford can't?

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 20, 2013, 07:52:47 PM
fuck your team maurice.  Coulda let the steelers only be three games out!!!

which by the way

WOOO

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Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 20, 2013, 09:40:09 PM
Phili :dead
Foles :dead

Bad week for me
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 21, 2013, 12:46:02 AM
...holy shit!  fucking Indy :rock
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on October 21, 2013, 12:57:00 AM
Luck is money.

Niners mostly dominate the Titans. Locker tried a comeback, but it didn't really ever seem like something that had any hope. Titans and Colts are two AFC teams I can get behind if it doesn't interfere with mah Niners. A fan of Luck and Kendall Wright. Locker has been impressive as well.



Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2013, 08:05:03 AM
Luck is money.

Niners mostly dominate the Titans. Locker tried a comeback, but it didn't really ever seem like something that had any hope. Titans and Colts are two AFC teams I can get behind if it doesn't interfere with mah Niners. A fan of Luck and Kendall Wright. Locker has been impressive as well.

:wag quit lying, we all know you're rooting for Alex Smith and the Chiefs
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 21, 2013, 10:31:25 AM
So who's pumped for that Giants/Vikings game tonight?  :hyper
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 21, 2013, 11:28:33 AM
I had to google to even know who the Vikings QB is. (Freeman, evidently?)


At least that has some intrigue ...

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2013, 11:29:25 AM
Me, because I need 12 points out of Victor Cruz to win this week's fantasy matchup :shaq2
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 21, 2013, 11:33:16 AM
In my other league, I'm tied 90-90 with my Dad. He's done and I've got Josh Brown going tonight.

Normally you'd be like "Oh yeah, it's your kicker, you'll get a couple points even on a bad night." But this is the 2013 Giants.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 21, 2013, 02:08:53 PM
You'll still win.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 21, 2013, 02:09:38 PM
You'll still win.

I know, but I think he got me -1 earlier this season.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on October 21, 2013, 02:18:55 PM
Luck is money.

Niners mostly dominate the Titans. Locker tried a comeback, but it didn't really ever seem like something that had any hope. Titans and Colts are two AFC teams I can get behind if it doesn't interfere with mah Niners. A fan of Luck and Kendall Wright. Locker has been impressive as well.

:wag quit lying, we all know you're rooting for Alex Smith and the Chiefs

<3 Alex
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 21, 2013, 02:26:29 PM
I've got AP, I'm still totally buried but hopefully he'll get me enough points to stay in play offs contention
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 21, 2013, 03:13:54 PM
Also, can we stop talking about RG3 and Wilson and mention how Luck is fucking great?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2013, 03:19:38 PM
(http://cdn.niketalk.com/b/b0/350x700px-LL-b09984a5_rob-parker-suspended-espn.jpeg)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on October 21, 2013, 03:23:23 PM
RG3 Wilson and Kaepernick are the top selling jerseys.

I will have to buy Luck, Locker and Alex jerseys to balance out such discrimination.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2013, 05:34:41 PM
Cutler out for next 4 weeks....

Lions might have a shot at the playoffs
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2013, 06:16:40 PM
Cutler out for next 4 weeks....

Lions might have a shot at the playoffs

Fuuuuuck.  Cutler is fucking me even as my back up QB... week 10 is Brady's bye week.  I go to check and see who else is out there for a spot start... hey, Geno Smith isn't sucking statswise, let's get him... oh wait, SAME FUCKING BYE WEEK AS BRADY ARE YOU SHITTING ME.

Malek is right. Worse than fucking Hitler.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2013, 07:03:19 PM
(http://cdn2.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/21530525/crf.0_standard_709.0.gif)

:dead
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 24, 2013, 10:51:27 PM
My man Newton tonight  :rejoice
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 24, 2013, 11:52:07 PM
Don't sleep on the Panthers, everyone.  Atlanta ain't doing much of anything this season, and there's no way a wild card team comes out of the East this season.  Panthers and Lions are gonna be right there for the last wild card spot.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Stoney Mason on October 25, 2013, 08:24:53 PM
The atmosphere down here with Schiano and the Bucs is maybe the worst I've ever seen it for the franchise. I don't understand why they don't just pull the trigger and put in an interim coach.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 27, 2013, 01:56:23 PM
Lions are lighting Romo up.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Huff on October 27, 2013, 02:22:07 PM
I can't even watch the jags anymore
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 27, 2013, 02:28:29 PM
Lions are lighting Romo up.

How you liking that Sean Lee, PD? :aah
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 27, 2013, 03:49:28 PM
Time for a Romo INT.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 27, 2013, 03:51:29 PM
Sorry, you got the "No Romo" Romo this weekend. :aah
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 27, 2013, 03:53:08 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0a3fg-fUWdw/T3On8vGgmVI/AAAAAAAAA4A/PJg-1gRMH5Y/s1600/bunk-the-wire.gif)

ladies and gentlemen, the Detroit Lions.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 27, 2013, 04:00:16 PM
Good Lord @ those Megatron #'s
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 27, 2013, 04:03:51 PM
Defense has to show up now.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 27, 2013, 04:07:47 PM
3 and out. Let's go.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 27, 2013, 04:12:28 PM
:aah
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 27, 2013, 04:22:20 PM
lol cowboys

gg pd
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 27, 2013, 04:23:48 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 27, 2013, 04:27:35 PM
One of the great last drives I've seen, ever. Stafford...holy fuck. He clearly didn't tell the o-line he was going for it.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 27, 2013, 04:30:44 PM
 :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice  :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice  :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice  :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice  :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice  :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice  :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice  :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice  :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Dickie Dee on October 27, 2013, 04:32:20 PM
lol, just tuned in when they were reviewing Stafford's TD. Wish I caught the whole thing live, bricks must've been shat
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 27, 2013, 04:50:40 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HZrg5KO8dew/Um15DfNOG6I/AAAAAAAAC8M/sG2tTRBOKTM/s1600/dezzz1.gif)
 :umad :umad :umad :umad

There's a difference between throwing a tirade to fire your guys up, and throwing one because you're a fucking child. I've defended Dez in the past, hell I thought his first outburst today was relatively fine. But this....
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 27, 2013, 06:22:03 PM
A white man telling a black man to know his place.  Cowboys are the most racist organization in the NFL
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 27, 2013, 06:46:45 PM
I hope Jason Garrett get fired on the flight back from Detroit.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on October 27, 2013, 08:35:19 PM
jebus megatron
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 27, 2013, 09:15:57 PM
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT TOM BRADY YOU ARE TERRIBLE

I don't know how the Pats keep winning and Brady continuing to have abysmal fantasy weeks.

Yes, because Fantasy Football stats are all that matters.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: pilonv1 on October 27, 2013, 10:36:53 PM
omg my second win and I still have AP and Seattle D to come.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Sausage on October 28, 2013, 12:03:27 AM
I hope Jason Garrett get fired on the flight back from Detroit.
Why? wasn't his fault Tyron Smith held.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 28, 2013, 02:01:20 AM
Victory this week, shout out to Cam Newton, Bengals D, Reggie Bush and AP for making it happen. But god damn AP needs to be on a team that can play some fucking defense.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 28, 2013, 03:41:47 AM
AP needs to be on a team that has a QB. It's pretty depressing that arguably the two best offensive players in the league (AP and Megatron) play in the same division on teams that are bad (Vikings) or average (Lions).
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on October 28, 2013, 03:58:28 AM
Well, Frank Gore languished away for a long time and now he's able to play for a Super Bowl contender. Sometimes loyalty pays off.  I think Fitzgerald will be gone from the Cardinals though. Dude deserves another chance at a ring.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 28, 2013, 12:01:15 PM
poor fitzgerald.  I think his prime is over, but goddamn he had the potential to be one of the best WRs in the league's history.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 28, 2013, 05:15:16 PM
Quote
Calvin Johnson, on how much the Cowboys WR Dez Bryant talk affected him this week: "Like I told him when he texted me earlier - I didn't know what he was talking about when he texted me, because I don't really pay attention to the media that much. I'm just going out there doing my job."
http://www.prideofdetroit.com/2013/10/28/5036496/lions-cowboys-2013-quotes

 :lol

dude is too nice.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Steve Contra on October 28, 2013, 05:48:54 PM
Megatron  :lawd
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 28, 2013, 06:03:32 PM
Texting my crib and I ain't even give you my numbers

 :aah :aah :aah
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 28, 2013, 09:39:11 PM
Why the hell is Seattle running Wilson instead of Lynch on the 1 yard line?!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 28, 2013, 10:21:19 PM
Do you think NFL team/players like to troll fantasy players?  :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 29, 2013, 01:16:20 AM
Holy shit our offensive line was atrocious tonight. We deserved to lose. But we didn't.

Gotta step it up, boys.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 29, 2013, 02:03:28 AM
no worries just dreams Gundam, a win is a win
(http://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/jim-schwartz.gif)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on October 29, 2013, 03:01:52 AM
If the Seattle OLine doesn't get Lynch going, then they're pretty limited.

The Rams atrocious goal line playcalling reminded of the Niners in the Super Bowl. =|
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on October 29, 2013, 09:04:16 AM
You don't have enough faith in your line  to run for 1 fucking yard?!  :mindblown
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 29, 2013, 01:59:06 PM
no worries just dreams Gundam, a win is a win
(http://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/jim-schwartz.gif)

I'll gladly take the win, but we can't keep playing like that.

You don't have enough faith in your line  to run for 1 fucking yard?! 

Last night during the game they said that the Rams don't have single rushing touchdown this season. Blew my mind.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 29, 2013, 02:17:56 PM
Seahawks trying to trade for Jared Allen.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9898767/seattle-seahawks-trying-trade-jared-allen-minnesota-vikings

Last night during the game they said that the Rams don't have single rushing touchdown this season. Blew my mind.

I fell for the fantasy hype for Daryl Richardson. Dude has been a complete bust.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 29, 2013, 02:35:37 PM
Seahawks trying to trade for Jared Allen.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9898767/seattle-seahawks-trying-trade-jared-allen-minnesota-vikings

Sounds like they're not anymore.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 29, 2013, 02:51:55 PM
This week my opponent needs to pick up a DEF, so I'm snatching up the best available one since I have waiver priority over him. Playin dirty :rock
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Akala on October 29, 2013, 06:49:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/uD8ZcdT.jpg)

 :maf
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 30, 2013, 05:22:28 PM
Picked up New Orleans D, whaddya think this week -- Bengals or Saints for DEF?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on October 30, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
Bengals D is real good. They're facing the Dolphins. Tannehill can put up points, but apparently there's some locker room issues for the Dolphins.

The Saints are facing the Jets. That means their defense will get Geno Smith, who has had a lot of turnovers. There's a good chance their D will get a TD this week.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2013, 03:51:08 PM
Romo being Romo
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 03, 2013, 03:55:30 PM
This year's NFC East is the most NFC East-like its ever been.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 03, 2013, 07:43:09 PM
Another week, another win.

But come on Hawks, you're better than this. Can't keep playing this poorly.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 03, 2013, 08:02:25 PM
:rejoice Lord Brady

repent, sinners
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 03, 2013, 08:11:07 PM
the steelers offense looked fine for the most part today...

their defense is really really bad though

blow this team up
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 03, 2013, 08:17:06 PM
Eventually, you were going to have to pay for cheering a rapist QB and getting multiple championships out of him :wag
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 03, 2013, 09:13:33 PM
I can't argue with that
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on November 03, 2013, 09:16:20 PM
raping and brady are about on the same level doe
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 03, 2013, 09:44:34 PM
How old is Raper Biker Dude Man, now?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 03, 2013, 10:05:10 PM
:rejoice Lord Brady

repent, sinners
The best QB is back.

Andre Johnson Hou - WR 40.50 fantasy points.

Decent half for a WR.  :obama
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 03, 2013, 10:10:47 PM
Andre Johnson might fuck me out of what was at one point today projected to be a 100% win
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2013, 11:29:03 PM
Luck....is pretty damn good.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 03, 2013, 11:32:05 PM
I needed Andrew Luck to not score 25+ points in order to win tonight... at the half he had like 3 points, so of course I ignore the game up until now and I'm already beaten.

:shaq2

(also- I picked up but forgot to switch in a replacement TE this week, who would have only got me 2.90 points.  If that ends up being the difference between victory and defeat I'm dropping my entire team and quitting fantasy football forever)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 03, 2013, 11:57:24 PM
My victory hinges on Mason Crosby (K GB) scoring less than 8.52 tomorrow. Fucking Andre Johnson givin me ulcers.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Groogrux on November 04, 2013, 10:27:54 AM
Looks like I'm about to lose 1st place in our fantasy league....
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 04, 2013, 10:58:16 AM
So who the fuck here had Nick Foles starting
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 04, 2013, 02:33:37 PM
This Incognito story is crazy.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 04, 2013, 02:47:45 PM
Quote
"Hey, wassup, you half n----- piece of s---. I saw you on Twitter, you been training 10 weeks. [I want to] s--- in your f---ing mouth. [I'm going to] slap your f---ing mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. F--- you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you."

I'm sorry but  :beli
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 04, 2013, 02:52:38 PM
This Incognito story is crazy.

Did you see where his dad was trolling message boards in his defense? The apple didn't fall far from that tree.

http://deadspin.com/is-richie-incognitos-dad-blasting-jonathan-martin-on-m-1457997230
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 04, 2013, 03:11:53 PM
Yep.

Mike Holmgren was on KJR in Seattle this morning talking about it, he was floored by Incognito's behavior.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 04, 2013, 03:27:55 PM
Looks like I'm about to lose 1st place in our fantasy league....

You can't fight dat spark. [I want to] s--- in your f---ing mouth. [I'm going to] slap your f---ing mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. F--- you!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 04, 2013, 04:49:22 PM
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.hipchat.com/47464/318785/bsB1gg7sZZWzZsG/AnkelBreak2.gif)

 :whew
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 05, 2013, 12:12:40 AM
Win by .52 please no stat corrections
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2013, 12:38:55 AM
Wow, surprising GB/Chi game. I figured Chicago would just lay an egg. Not only did they show up, Rodgers got hurt. Next week is going to be huge for the Lions. Beating Chicago again would be huge for our playoff chances, and we'd top the division for at least the week.

edit: Rodgers might be out for three weeks....
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 05, 2013, 12:40:08 AM
Watching sports center. So the Seahawks Survive but Luck Leads Comeback...

That's funny.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2013, 12:43:13 AM
Quote
Kevin Seifert ‏@SeifertESPN
No detail on Rodgers, but on Wallace McCarthy said: "Seneca needs to perform better and he will be able to do that with a week of prax."

Kevin Seifert ‏@SeifertESPN
Read into that what you will.

uh oh

No excuse for the Lions to miss the playoffs now.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 05, 2013, 01:46:29 PM
Rodgers.  :'(

My fantasy team is fucked.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 05, 2013, 02:16:33 PM
Wow, surprising GB/Chi game. I figured Chicago would just lay an egg. Not only did they show up, Rodgers got hurt. Next week is going to be huge for the Lions. Beating Chicago again would be huge for our playoff chances, and we'd top the division for at least the week.

edit: Rodgers might be out for three weeks....

Here's your guys opportunity to take over that division.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on November 05, 2013, 06:59:10 PM
A lot of NFL players/personnel are going to struggle to understand what's wrong with the Incognito ordeal other than he used the n-word.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2013, 11:56:11 AM
Starting Foles this week over Newton, hope it pays off
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 10, 2013, 12:39:28 PM
It won't
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2013, 12:46:38 PM
Cam is gonna get murdered at SF
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2013, 01:18:20 PM
We'll see brehs :yeshrug
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 10, 2013, 01:45:55 PM
could be worse

could have matt ryan as your starter in some leaguers

 :maf :maf :maf
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2013, 01:49:50 PM
could be worse

could have matt ryan as your starter in some leaguers

 :maf :maf :maf

me
 :goty2
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2013, 02:09:32 PM
Cutler INT in the end zone :rofl
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 10, 2013, 02:16:42 PM
Dat trick play.

Go Hawks.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 10, 2013, 02:17:33 PM
Cutler INT in the end zone :rofl

Jay Hitler
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on November 10, 2013, 03:02:42 PM
damn this gonna be a great night to troll colts fans
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 10, 2013, 03:09:01 PM
Goddamn the Falcons are awful.  This rematch from the playoffs last year really highlights that.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2013, 03:11:24 PM
The Colts :rofl

I ran their kicker :kobeyuck
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 10, 2013, 03:20:41 PM
damn this gonna be a great night to troll colts fans

And then you remember that both of our teams lost to them.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on November 10, 2013, 03:31:47 PM
I'll just find the ones that don't know I'm a Niners fan. =D
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 10, 2013, 03:32:13 PM
My Foles and Cooper pick-ups are looking good. Of course, I kept Cooper on the bench.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 10, 2013, 03:33:39 PM
I started Indy's D in one of my three leagues today.

Whoops. :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 10, 2013, 03:49:17 PM
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/195y8byvmor12gif/original.gif)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2013, 03:52:51 PM
I was about to post that gif! Might be my favorite of the year  :lol

Megatron with the TD :rejoice
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 10, 2013, 03:56:04 PM
Sounds like Harvin is gonna be back next week against the Vikings.

I was about to post that gif! Might be my favorite of the year  :lol

My daughter has been watching the game with me and is now doing the Hawk wing flap dance.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2013, 04:06:22 PM
I'm going to have a heart attack
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2013, 04:13:53 PM
Game over.

Tough, hard fought win on the road against a good team. We took some STUPID penalties and still had the composure to hold on.

First place in the division. Swept the Bears. And GB looks like they're going to fall out of contention before Thanksgiving, due to Rodgers being out. Playoffs or fire everyone, no excuses.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 10, 2013, 04:19:07 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYvL8cpIIAEVGoC.jpg)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: meni stronk on November 10, 2013, 04:20:41 PM
omg that Bengals TD :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 10, 2013, 04:20:55 PM
Ravens. . . . my gawd!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2013, 04:31:36 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vzl-DpsQlAA/Un_4tgAH8eI/AAAAAAAADas/IG1k_bRKJSQ/s1600/daltontd.gif)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 10, 2013, 04:53:19 PM
I'm going to have a heart attack

Think about feeling that way multiple weeks this season. That's what it's like being a Hawks fan. So glad today was easy on my heart.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on November 10, 2013, 04:54:18 PM
omg Jim Harbaugh is so loud :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on November 10, 2013, 06:24:03 PM
Niners offense has nothing to attack the Panthers D with.  Makes it worse that the team just can't stay healthy this year.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 10, 2013, 06:29:14 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vzl-DpsQlAA/Un_4tgAH8eI/AAAAAAAADas/IG1k_bRKJSQ/s1600/daltontd.gif)

Nice tip. :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2013, 06:40:36 PM
It won't

How's it feel to be wrong?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 10, 2013, 07:25:58 PM
9era looked awful and the Panthers fought hard. Wow.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on November 10, 2013, 07:32:36 PM
The Niners offense looked like ass. No pass protection. Kaepernick had a bad game, but I am not sure what he is supposed to do in those situations. It might be time to just let him take off and run the ball if there's nothing there right away.

It looked like the short drop was there, but Roman wasn't going to it.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 10, 2013, 09:20:53 PM
It won't

How's it feel to be wrong?

normal

but hey, I told you guys the panthers would be ace!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2013, 11:38:48 PM
What's going on with the Cowboys/Saints game? Just saw the score, but I'm watching some shit on Netflix right now. The Saints' secondary is pretty meh...
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2013, 11:57:52 PM
It won't

How's it feel to be wrong?

normal

but hey, I told you guys the panthers would be ace!

Well fuck technically you were right, I still lost
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Groogrux on November 11, 2013, 01:22:18 AM
I think I'm going to give up on FF in our league.  Every one of the turds on my team has fell flat on their faces for the past two weeks...
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2013, 01:32:58 PM
 :goty

at least I have Antonio Brown on my fantasy team.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 17, 2013, 01:34:23 PM
embrace the rape maurice

embrace it

:rejoice
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2013, 01:53:49 PM
Wow
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2013, 02:05:20 PM
Megatron
:rejoice
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2013, 02:20:36 PM
Megatron again
:rejoice

Steelers can't do shit against our o-line
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 17, 2013, 02:32:03 PM
Goddamit
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 17, 2013, 02:34:38 PM
Bengals D :rock
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2013, 02:38:20 PM
Steelers
 :sabu
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 17, 2013, 02:58:56 PM
Antonio Brown, Foles, McCoy, and Bengals D got me sittin pretty already
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2013, 03:00:55 PM
Yup I have Brown too, alongside Joquie Bell and Ray Rice. And Cody Fleener did great for me on Thursday. If only Matt Ryan wasn't so shitty...

I think I'll drop him after this weekend. I should have picked up Foles like 3 weeks ago...
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 17, 2013, 03:07:36 PM
I actually dropped him and picked him back up a couple weeks ago :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 17, 2013, 04:26:45 PM
Waddup maurice
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 17, 2013, 04:42:49 PM
Megatron again
:rejoice

Steelers can't do shit against our o-line

How's that working out for ya?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on November 17, 2013, 04:46:58 PM
Kaepernick's reads have been awful.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 17, 2013, 04:51:07 PM
So... What's new?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 17, 2013, 05:04:33 PM
Steelers
 :sabu

PD are you ok? Post if you're ok.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2013, 05:52:48 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YVHP6VRPqco/UQQZxWUJFxI/AAAAAAAAHIo/U0iStEdFTLU/s1600/jimmy-mcnulty.gif)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 17, 2013, 05:55:07 PM
Yes, but are you ok? Post if you're ok.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2013, 06:16:41 PM
I'm fine with the faked punt. It's the type of play that makes you look like a genius if it works, and a fool if it doesn't. But the reason you have the balls to try that is because you trust your defense to get you the ball back. We barely pressured Rothlesburger all game, but I figured we could stop stop them. Instead they march 100yds down the field and score/take the lead.

Followed by our offense completely unraveling. Staffard had all the time in the world, our o-line dominated the Steelers for nearly the entire game. Yet he could complete a second half pass to save his life. I can't stand our coach, but I'll defend his call. He had faith in our defense stopping an ugly Steelers offense, and our offense dicing a questionable Steelers defense. Neither happened in that second quarter.

Arizona won today, thus complicating our playoffs chances. We need Lord Brady to destroy Carolina tomorrow night....

Stafford is NOT an elite QB, the discussion has ended. He's way too inaccurate.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2013, 07:22:14 PM
jesus you can't touch a QB without getting flagged. Weak call for Brees there.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 17, 2013, 07:37:36 PM
Waddup maurice

You have a chance at the playoffs? You leading your division? No? But you're bragging about beating the Lions? Wow your team must be awesome.

:what  chill the fuck out
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on November 17, 2013, 07:40:14 PM
Well, niners now in danger of missing the playoffs. I am surprised they were even leading that game with how inept the offense has been.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 17, 2013, 07:40:41 PM
At least the 49ers lost, and the Packers lost. Now just need the Panthers to lose tomorrow.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 17, 2013, 08:16:55 PM
You'll have to excuse BN.  He's not taking God's judgment on his rapist QB led team well.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 17, 2013, 08:18:51 PM
Good, solid victory for my boys. Percy looked great in limited play, can't wait for him to be used on a more regular basis.

At least the 49ers lost, and the Packers lost. Now just need the Panthers to lose tomorrow.

I'd love for the Panthers to win just to drive New England fans insane.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on November 18, 2013, 08:50:46 AM
That hit and fumble on Brees at the end of the game should not have been a penalty.  :maf
Such a bullshit call.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2013, 10:04:54 AM
That hit and fumble on Brees at the end of the game should not have been a penalty.  :maf
Such a bullshit call.

Yup. It's like any big hit on a relevant QB will get that call. Brees was clearly hit in the shoulder, but the velocity of the hit made it look worse (ie like a head shot). The refs took extra time and STILL got it wrong.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 18, 2013, 11:25:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X9WwxzZ8E4

I'm the Juggernaut, bitch.


Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2013, 10:34:42 PM
Carolina is scaring me, brehs
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2013, 11:38:23 PM
Pats got robbed  :lol

fuck
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 18, 2013, 11:44:50 PM
I hate people bitching about the refs. Maybe you should be good enough to not need close calls to go your way to win.

And fuck Brady, I almost lost my match because of that INT.

Also fuck New England, we will NEVER hear the end of this call. I still hear people from Wisconsin rage about Golden Tate and Redskins fans whine about us "pumping in artificial noise." Fuck it all get it over it.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 19, 2013, 12:08:25 AM
Carolina :rejoice

Love their team.  Happy for Cam.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2013, 12:13:24 AM
I hate people bitching about the refs. Maybe you should be good enough to not need close calls to go your way to win.

And fuck Brady, I almost lost my match because of that INT.

Also fuck New England, we will NEVER hear the end of this call. I still hear people from Wisconsin rage about Golden Tate and Redskins fans whine about us "pumping in artificial noise." Fuck it all get it over it.

....getting screwed by a bad call sucks period. Obviously you guys benefited from one of the worst calls in modern NFL history but I can't imagine being fine with losing under those circumstances. Especially this year with the playoff race so close.

I'm no Pats fan, I was cheering for them due to a Carolina loss making the Lions playoffs position more secure. But still, that was shitty.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 19, 2013, 12:28:06 AM
Would Patriots have gotten homefield against Broncos if they were both 14-2 and Patriots had won their matchup?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 19, 2013, 12:31:49 AM
I hate people bitching about the refs. Maybe you should be good enough to not need close calls to go your way to win.

And fuck Brady, I almost lost my match because of that INT.

Also fuck New England, we will NEVER hear the end of this call. I still hear people from Wisconsin rage about Golden Tate and Redskins fans whine about us "pumping in artificial noise." Fuck it all get it over it.

....getting screwed by a bad call sucks period. Obviously you guys benefited from one of the worst calls in modern NFL history but I can't imagine being fine with losing under those circumstances. Especially this year with the playoff race so close.

I'm no Pats fan, I was cheering for them due to a Carolina loss making the Lions playoffs position more secure. But still, that was shitty.

People also claimed we were screwed by the refs in the Super Bowl. Whatever, bitching does no good. Just makes everyone sound petty.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 19, 2013, 03:38:46 AM
As a steelers fan, you guys kinda were screwed by refs in the super bowl
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on November 19, 2013, 03:44:55 PM
I hate people bitching about the refs. Maybe you should be good enough to not need close calls to go your way to win.

And fuck Brady, I almost lost my match because of that INT.

Also fuck New England, we will NEVER hear the end of this call. I still hear people from Wisconsin rage about Golden Tate and Redskins fans whine about us "pumping in artificial noise." Fuck it all get it over it.

....getting screwed by a bad call sucks period. Obviously you guys benefited from one of the worst calls in modern NFL history but I can't imagine being fine with losing under those circumstances. Especially this year with the playoff race so close.

I'm no Pats fan, I was cheering for them due to a Carolina loss making the Lions playoffs position more secure. But still, that was shitty.

People also claimed we were screwed by the refs in the Super Bowl. Whatever, bitching does no good. Just makes everyone sound petty.

thats cowardly talk

Fans have to hold refs accountable. At least the NFL as a league normally holds a ref accountable. You could have the NBA where the league just lets the refs do whatever they want.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 19, 2013, 03:57:16 PM
I agree with holding refs accountable, but that is a very different thing from people whining incessantly online for years about bad calls.

"Oh your team won the Super Bowl? So what, you won because of the refs. If my team didn't get screwed by them during week eight of the regular season we would've won so my team is better." That's what I'm talking about it.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 19, 2013, 04:46:07 PM
Welcome to sports
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 19, 2013, 04:49:09 PM
Welcome to sports

I've been here forever, doesn't mean I have to like it.  :D
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on November 19, 2013, 05:00:15 PM
The only thing about the Ahmad Brooks call that I care to comment on is that it's the sort of call/controversy that will lead to yet another "clarification" in the rules during the off-season. They'll just add shoulders as a no-no, even though its a common hit for every other position. Things will get progressively more complex and messy. Sort of like how oddball the catching a pass out of bounds rule is now. They need to streamline rules and make them follow a consistent logic.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2013, 07:04:52 PM
Better yet they need to train a new crop of refs for a year or two. These current refs look lost multiple times a game, and end up making or missing bad calls - then trying to make up for it with other bad calls.

Gronk was held as clear as day on that last play. They threw the flag, picked it back up, and gave a half assed explanation thus ending quite an important game. No fan should be ok with that, given the implications it could have on your own team in the future.

And that Brees hit...I feel bad for defenses. You can't touch a WR, and if you hit a QB too hard or if he falls hard, it's an insta flag. Especially if the target is Brees/Brady/Rodgers/Manning.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Akala on November 19, 2013, 10:01:29 PM
pats got away with a hold at the end of the saints game doe. it all equals out.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on November 20, 2013, 12:45:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XLu1WzB.gif)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2013, 12:55:48 PM
Lions should be 8-4 by next Sunday. Anything less is a failure. Today we play a bad Tampa team, and on Thanksgiving we play a beat up GB team. No excuse not to win both games and continue marching towards a playoffs spot.

And yet, I'm nervous. After last week's debacle, especially the second half where Stafford went like 3 of 18...he has to be better. I was excited after his amazing performance in the Dallas game, it's time for him to step the fuck up. I don't think he'll be "elite" due to his inherent inaccuracy, but having Calvin should ensure very solid performances weekly.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2013, 03:27:20 PM
Lions secondary is ass. Good luck against teams that are actually good.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 24, 2013, 04:00:14 PM
Gordon  :rejoice
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2013, 04:16:01 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sCGjkOww3sk/UpJrR3vDW1I/AAAAAAAAD3I/__wNpXxCSaM/s400/bucsint22.gif)
sums it up

Lions were handed the division and a playoffs spot on a silver fucking platter, and fucked it up. Obviously we can still accomplish both, but it got twice as hard after today. This was one of the few "gimme" games on the fucking schedule.

A bad secondary and an inaccurate Stafford are fucking us.  I have lost all confidence in him, after gaining so much after the Dallas game.

This offense looks inefficient and downright ugly in the second half of games.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 24, 2013, 04:35:05 PM
If AP brings it in this drive I'm going to be winning by so much it'll be rude
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 24, 2013, 04:39:34 PM
Damn it lol jinxed it (still winning this week, thx Gordon  8))
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 24, 2013, 07:23:24 PM
steelers are 5-6, we got this wild card :rejoice
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2013, 07:50:39 PM
Floyd Mayweather bet 6.5mil on the Cowboys winning +3
 :rejoice

this guy's fucking luck, wow  :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 24, 2013, 08:36:17 PM
Tony Romo is clutch as fuck against sub-500 teams.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 24, 2013, 08:42:50 PM
Tony Romo is clutch as fuck against sub-500 teams.

No.3 quarterback in the 4th quarter this season. :smug
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2013, 08:56:08 PM
Patriots :rofl
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 24, 2013, 09:24:27 PM
I start him, he plays like shit. I bench him, he goes nuts.

You know, fuck it. I'm just gonna keep starting Brady so the Patriots lose every week.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 24, 2013, 09:41:47 PM
Patriots are Lions-esque frauds
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 24, 2013, 09:45:21 PM
Total frauds.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2013, 09:59:24 PM
I didn't expect this. I know Denver is really good but NE looks straight up awful.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 24, 2013, 10:09:24 PM
I didn't expect it, but I'm kinda ok with it.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2013, 10:54:22 PM
Brady
:rejoice

Did I mention I shook the man's hand. :tocry
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 24, 2013, 11:19:21 PM
The fuck


I turn on homeland for 30 minutes and I turn it back and it's 31-24

What the fuck Peyton
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 24, 2013, 11:26:20 PM
LICK HIS BOOTS, YOU FUCKING DOUBTERS

UNF UNF UNF
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2013, 11:34:55 PM
Giving Brady 3 minutes to win a game is never a good idea.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 25, 2013, 12:04:20 AM
Patriots got jobbed on that no call
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 25, 2013, 12:15:56 AM
TIE???
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 25, 2013, 12:19:03 AM
Oh snap!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 25, 2013, 12:19:51 AM
wow  :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 25, 2013, 12:21:35 AM
That was all welkers fucking fault

He has been awful tonight
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 25, 2013, 12:24:14 AM
NFL overtime rules are still annoying The NCAA does it perfect, just do that god dammit.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 25, 2013, 12:24:46 AM
:gladbron
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 25, 2013, 12:30:19 AM
Great performance by Brady although he didn't do much at the end.  Peyton seemingly underperformed in yet another big game.

Still, Denver should be the heavy favorite if they meet again in the playoffs, which would most likely be in Denver. 
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 25, 2013, 02:15:28 AM
Manning and Brees will dominate in domes but if they play outside in bad weather...other teams have a chance.

Brady brought his team back and won the game, great performance. He only has a couple consistent targets which makes it even more impressive. Goes back to one of my Stafford complaints: great QBs make other players great. Manning puts no name receivers in positions to make huge plays, same with Brady. You shouldn't have to rely on FA signings and trades. Stafford's mechanics seem tuned towards throwing passes at someone with a 6'10 wingspan, who happens to be the best player in the league. So his passes sail on smaller receivers, he constantly misses down field throws, etc. If not for Reggie Bush we'd be fucked, teams would just blanket Megatron and dare Stafford to beat them elsewhere. Which happened last year and led to a shitty season.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 25, 2013, 02:22:42 AM
The cold weather really bothered Manning.  He threw a bunch of slow, floaty passes that were asking  to be intercepted. 
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: milchs evil twin on November 25, 2013, 03:06:56 AM
WHY IS GAF DOWN WHEN I NEED TO READ THE WHOLE THREAD AND RELISH SALTY TEARS??????

Jesus fuck.

I'm glad I had the timezone excuse. I would've fucking died if I had watched that live.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 25, 2013, 08:23:14 AM
(http://flight5live.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/1367245383-tebow-cleveland.jpg)


The messiah is coming!

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 25, 2013, 03:14:07 PM
(http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/photo/2013/1125/grant_g_Manning_cold_sl_640.jpg&w=640&h=360)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on November 25, 2013, 09:17:51 PM
Niners D is laying RG3 out
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 25, 2013, 09:40:54 PM
I guess RG3 won't watch any film from this game.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on November 25, 2013, 09:42:50 PM
Kaep's reads make me Alex Smith
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 25, 2013, 11:02:49 PM
This game is causing a major upset in my league
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 25, 2013, 11:14:55 PM
RG3 looks like a rookie, wow. These sacks are ridiculous, you cannot hold the ball like this.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 26, 2013, 01:42:40 AM
(http://images.ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bradytackle.gif)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on November 26, 2013, 02:36:06 AM
I hope the Niners don't think their issues are solved because they beat up on the Redskins. The playcalling still looked predictable and Kaep's reads were still awful. The Redskins defense is just so bad that they can't cover the only two guys Kaepernick throws to.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 28, 2013, 12:24:25 AM
Keith Olberman has a Thanksgiving special where he recaps some of the greatest Turkey-day games. It's been fantastic.

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 28, 2013, 12:52:48 PM
Look at the sentence you just typed.  Doesn't that make you sick?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 28, 2013, 01:59:32 PM
Ah, Reggie doin work for me
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2013, 02:08:51 PM
 :beli :beli :beli

Glad I missed most of the first half. What the fuck
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 28, 2013, 02:10:05 PM
43 total yards in the first half for the Packers. :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 28, 2013, 03:03:13 PM
Reggie :rejoice
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2013, 03:06:45 PM
Flynn must have taken pocket awareness classes from RG3.  :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 28, 2013, 03:13:05 PM
Total offense:

Detroit: 488 yards
Green Bay: 57 yards

jesus christ  :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2013, 03:24:00 PM
Joquie Bell>Reggie Bush
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2013, 03:45:03 PM
Dominating win by the Lions. Rodgers' absence had nothing to do with us destroying their offense and defensive lines.

Ugly turnovers at the start again though, gotta fix that.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 28, 2013, 04:17:30 PM
Jesus, 22 fantasy points on D. Congrats, PD.

Green Bay is nothing without Rodgers.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 28, 2013, 08:08:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0koH9Nu.png)

You guys need to pick up this issue of SI.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 28, 2013, 08:52:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0koH9Nu.png)

You guys need to pick up this issue of SI.

No Romo.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 28, 2013, 09:49:11 PM
:goty
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 28, 2013, 11:39:24 PM
:goty :goty :goty :goty :goty :goty :goty
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 01, 2013, 01:49:39 PM
Gordon :rejoice I'm so glad I sat on him through his suspension
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2013, 04:49:21 PM
Bears choke :rofl

Lions :rejoice
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 01, 2013, 10:54:40 PM
(http://cdn1.8bitsportsnet.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/moreno.crying.gif)

:dayum

manliest tears ever
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on December 02, 2013, 10:04:42 AM
Crabtree is back :rejoice
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on December 02, 2013, 04:04:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr2uFab4dNQ

Quote
San Francisco 49ers tight end Vernon Davis claims that St. Louis Rams safety T.J. McDonald went below the belt to make a tackle Sunday and wouldn't let go.

"I'm still thinking about it. I can feel it," Davis said after the 49ers' 23-13 victory, according to the team's website. "It was a crossing route, I made the play and as soon as I got my hands on the ball, [McDonald] was grabbing me right there in that space, that area, and I kept telling him, 'Let go, get off me, get off me,' and he wouldn't let me go."

Davis also tweeted about the third-quarter play Monday, saying "it should be a league rule saying that a defender can not tackle a player by his penis," calling it "the most painful thing ever!"
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 02, 2013, 05:11:04 PM
I'm pretty excited about tonight's game. Definitely hoping for a Seahawks win, as it helps the Lions more than a Saints win. Saints still have to play the Panthers twice...

Best playoff scenario for the Lions: playing the 49ers or Panthers at home. I'd rather play the Panthers. 49ers scare me, although I would love to get revenge for our last two ugly losses to them.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Akala on December 02, 2013, 06:45:08 PM
Hoping for a good game tonight. Come on saints!

(I still get bad looks wearing hawks gear around here due to the last loss)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 02, 2013, 08:14:18 PM
Go Hawks.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 02, 2013, 08:15:58 PM
Go hawks, fuck da saints
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 02, 2013, 08:47:20 PM
Amazing coverage from Sherman there. It's so frustrating watching our rookie CB (Darius Slay) as he blindly chases receivers, not even looking for the ball. He looked good on Thursday at least but jeez it's frustrating.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Akala on December 02, 2013, 09:25:49 PM
Ugly so far D:
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 02, 2013, 10:09:14 PM
Dominating performance from Seattle.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Akala on December 02, 2013, 10:16:14 PM
They keep this up I may as well retire my seattle jersey...imma get shot :(
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 03, 2013, 12:05:41 AM
damn.

Seahawks are gonna be tough to beat in the playoffs.  The key is a strong, top 10 defense against them I'd say.  So honestly y'all, watch out for the Panthers.  Panthers have two huge games against the Saints in the next three weeks that could make them the division winners.  From there, its gonna be tough to beat them as well.

Playoff predictions:

AFC: Patriots vs. Broncos

NFC: Panthers vs. Seahawks

I honestly can't say who wins that NFC game.  Whoever wins though wins the Super Bowl I think.  Manning in Jersey during February?  He's gonna have a poor game methinks.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 03, 2013, 12:17:17 AM
I think Seattle is better than Carolina. Two great defenses but ultimately I'd trust Russell Wilson to win a playoff game over Cam. Honestly I think we can beat Carolina.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on December 03, 2013, 01:02:33 AM
seadderal is tough as balls at home, thought the Saints would put up more of a fight tho
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 03, 2013, 09:12:33 AM
Awesome.  My team has 5 losses by less than 10 points... I mostly blame myself, as the team would be better if it wasn't an autodraft POS, but it's still put up decent points most weeks.  Oh well.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 03, 2013, 01:26:52 PM
Finished the main season in second, I got way more into this than I expected. I don't know what I'm going to do with myself with a bye week!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 03, 2013, 02:27:56 PM
I ended up in 6th place (7-6). Not as good as my amazing run last year, but way better than how I did in my other two leagues.

Got a feeling Groo is gonna whip my ass this weekend. :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Akala on December 03, 2013, 07:24:13 PM
so top 6 get in?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 03, 2013, 08:56:41 PM
so top 6 get in?

Top 4. NO MERCY.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 03, 2013, 09:05:53 PM
how do I have peyton manning and finish with a losing record  :'(
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 03, 2013, 09:21:16 PM
how do I have peyton manning and finish with a losing record  :'(

manningface.gif
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on December 04, 2013, 09:26:50 AM
Looks like the road to the SB goes through Seattle.  :tocry :pacspit
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2013, 12:38:05 PM
Looks like the road to the SB goes through Seattle.  :tocry :pacspit

gonna have to beat the Lions first breh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzfTC1XW_yQ
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 04, 2013, 12:51:49 PM
Seattle could definitely lose in San Francisco on Sunday and I wouldn't be surprised, but I'm pulling for my team.

Go Hawks.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: milchs evil twin on December 04, 2013, 04:38:13 PM
Seattle could definitely lose in San Francisco on Sunday and I wouldn't be surprised, but I'm pulling for my team.

Go Hawks.

Wait, are you distantmantra?

Fuckking bore is way too confusing.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 04, 2013, 04:39:44 PM
Seattle could definitely lose in San Francisco on Sunday and I wouldn't be surprised, but I'm pulling for my team.

Go Hawks.

Wait, are you distantmantra?

Fuckking bore is way too confusing.

 :patel
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2013, 07:14:50 PM
Seattle is going to take San Fran to pound town, again. The only question I have with them is "can they beat Denver in the Super Bowl" and I think the answer is yes. Manning isn't going to win shit in February weather in New Jersey.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on December 04, 2013, 07:20:40 PM
eh Seattle is a different team on the road
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on December 04, 2013, 09:23:19 PM
The 12th man has a completely different meaning in San Fran.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 05, 2013, 12:45:53 AM
eh Seattle is a different team on the road

Yeah, we lost one game.

I still think we have a good chance of losing, but our road record  this year is damn good.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Huff on December 05, 2013, 11:46:33 PM
got a snap from a friend at the jags game

The crowd is chanting "We are... 4 and 9!"

:dead
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 08, 2013, 01:06:14 PM
Holy fuck @ the snow in Philly. It's like watching a black and white game, wow
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 08, 2013, 01:06:52 PM
DATS RAYCESS
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 08, 2013, 01:15:31 PM
Holy fuck @ the snow in Philly. It's like watching a black and white game, wow

This game is amazing. :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 08, 2013, 01:32:59 PM
(http://i.minus.com/iJ8U3TC68ZMUT.jpg)
(http://i.minus.com/idt8pzyYWHM50.jpg)
(http://i.minus.com/iblUJvQml59jmv.jpg)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 08, 2013, 02:23:58 PM
Lions up 8-0 at the half. Philly seems to finally be getting used to the conditions on offense running the ball, but I think Foles is going to struggle.

(http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/826455500.gif)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 08, 2013, 03:06:34 PM
Geez, that was heartbreaking. The field mic picked up Gronk screaming "medic" and "shit, again?" in an agonized voice.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 08, 2013, 03:18:16 PM
I haven't seen the play, but Patriots fans are screaming dirty play, while NFL journalists on twitter are saying it was a legal play.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 08, 2013, 03:35:08 PM
This DET/PHI game is unexpectedly turning into a shootout. :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 08, 2013, 03:37:14 PM
Blatant ref bullshit in this game.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 08, 2013, 03:38:49 PM
It's legal but shitty. Ward is an undersized guy, so the ony chance he has of getting Gronk off his feet is by taking them out. He just happened to do it right when. Gronkowski put all his weight on that one leg.

It's the exact kind of play people were saying would happen when they took away head shots.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 08, 2013, 03:40:20 PM
Blatant ref bullshit in this game.

Yeah, that penalty on the 2-point conversion was lolwut?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 08, 2013, 03:51:15 PM
Blatant ref bullshit in this game.

Yeah, that penalty on the 2-point conversion was lolwut?

The roughing the passer that set up that TD was even more egregious.

Ultimately we're losing due to not being able to stop the run, at fucking all. This is shocking me right now. Everyone knows both teams have to run in this weather, how the fuck are they getting 10 yards a carry right now. Jesus....
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 08, 2013, 03:54:55 PM
FUCKING STAFFORD

wow. I'm done
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: El Babua on December 08, 2013, 04:37:55 PM
Fucking Dolphins always giving me a heart attack.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 08, 2013, 04:39:43 PM
:rejoice Lord Brady
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 08, 2013, 04:49:39 PM
That's how all the Browns games should be this year. Entertaining as hell, but end in a loss.

Shame we're wasting Josh Gordon's best years of his career.


Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 08, 2013, 05:42:27 PM
This is why I'll trust the Seahawks over the 49ers any day of the week: Wilson can beat a great defense, Kaep can't.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 08, 2013, 05:54:47 PM
the 1pm games all gave me a heart attack other than the Redskins game.

- Steelers nearly win on a miracle "band is on the field" like play
- Vikings and Ravens trade crazy touchdowns like three times in the last 3 minutes
- Patriots come back despite a :dead Gronk
- Packers win due to a last second interception despite a lolworthy performance from Flynn
- Lions and Eagles have arguably the best snow game in the last decade

but seriously, fuck the:

- Dolphins
- Patriots
- Vikings
- Colts
- Steelers
- NFL
- life that I'm living

:'(
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 08, 2013, 05:58:43 PM
It's legal but shitty. Ward is an undersized guy, so the ony chance he has of getting Gronk off his feet is by taking them out. He just happened to do it right when. Gronkowski put all his weight on that one leg.

It's the exact kind of play people were saying would happen when they took away head shots.

Is it wrong that I read "Ward" and a possible cheap hit and automatically thought Hines Ward before remembering he's retired?

...and on the wrong side of the ball?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on December 09, 2013, 10:27:50 AM
The shitty snow weather really fucked up my fantasy team. Reggie Bush hurt himself in pre-game? :pacspit
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 09, 2013, 10:38:18 AM
Reggie and AP didn't help my team much.. But Gordon, McCoy, Antonio Brown and Kansas City D sure did! Bye week for me anyway, but got the most points in the league again. My team is stacked.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 09, 2013, 10:48:10 AM
I was driving back from Portland yesterday during the Sea-SF game, so I only got to listen to it. Sounds like a tough grind 'em out game where we made some mistakes at the end. Would've loved to win, but I had a feeling it might end this way.

Gotta get ready for the Giants now.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 09, 2013, 10:52:09 AM
In PDX and didn't even party with me, the nerve.

Got Toby Gerhart on waiver in case AP is done :'(
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 09, 2013, 11:33:14 AM
In PDX and didn't even party with me, the nerve.

Little mini date weekend with the wife.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 09, 2013, 01:11:54 PM
Are you guys playing in Yahoo? How is it decided who gets 3rd and who gets 4th after the semi finals?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on December 09, 2013, 01:54:00 PM
This is why I'll trust the Seahawks over the 49ers any day of the week: Wilson can beat a great defense, Kaep can't.

welp


Quote
"We didn't project it to be this way," Sherman said, according to the 49ers' official website. "We expected to blow them out, but they got the benefit of a few calls tonight throughout the game and that helps you, especially on third down. We will see them again, and it will be a different result."

Translation: It's a lot harder for us when they actually call defensive holding.

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 09, 2013, 02:19:03 PM
Quote
Gronkowski out with torn ACL, MCL
fuckfuckfuck
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2013, 02:28:42 PM
This is why I'll trust the Seahawks over the 49ers any day of the week: Wilson can beat a great defense, Kaep can't.

welp


Quote
"We didn't project it to be this way," Sherman said, according to the 49ers' official website. "We expected to blow them out, but they got the benefit of a few calls tonight throughout the game and that helps you, especially on third down. We will see them again, and it will be a different result."

Translation: It's a lot harder for us when they actually call defensive holding.



I stand by that post actually. Seattle gave up a big play they normally don't give up, and they lost because of it.

At the end of the day, the NFC has to go through Seattle at home. I'm not a fan of theirs obviously, but I really can't see them NOT making the Superbowl at this point.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on December 09, 2013, 03:17:44 PM
The Niners were in control of that game most of the way. It was close because Seattle's D did a great job in the red zone. Gore's big run was  huge, but the Niners had driven into field goal range many times that game. They also had plenty of time left to drive the whole field when they got the ball on that final drive. Gore broke off the run, but they just drained about 6 minutes of clock despite the huge run doing most of the yardage work. It was ultra conservative.

Which is why I don't think they'll ever win in Seattle until Greg Roman is gone.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 09, 2013, 03:22:59 PM
I really wonder if Gore would've run into the endzone or taken a knee on the 1-yard line if he wasn't tackled. Would've been way too much time to give the ball back to Seattle.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on December 09, 2013, 04:19:49 PM
He wasn't tackled. He went to his knees in bounds to keep the clock running. Smart play.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2013, 11:17:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0koH9Nu.png)

You guys need to pick up this issue of SI.
:neogaf
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 09, 2013, 11:28:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0koH9Nu.png)

You guys need to pick up this issue of SI.
:neogaf

Just know that I'm personally holding you responsible for your shitty Lions not being able to beat the Eagles. Even the Cowboys can do that, for God sake. :ufup
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2013, 11:45:15 PM
I was rooting for you guys tonight! Beating the Bears would have further secured the Lions position on top of their division.
:beli

but then again I kind of want the Lions to lose the rest of their games to ensure this coaching staff gets fired. We don't deserve to go to the playoffs.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 09, 2013, 11:46:33 PM
Are the Bears the most Jeckyl and Hyde team in the NFL? I can never figure them out.

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on December 10, 2013, 01:11:44 AM
It feels like the Bears have been that way for years on both sides of the ball.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 11, 2013, 09:34:41 PM
Oh dios mio... PD, did you see this?

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/ravens-safety-matt-elam-lions-receiver-calvin-johnson-222347697--nfl.html
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2013, 09:42:42 PM
hmmm what happened the last time someone talked shit to Calvin Johnson?
(http://imageshack.us/a/img849/3130/wzng.png)
:yeshrug

But he does bring up something. Megatron is 28, which isn't "old" but he certainly is at the peak of his career. It's a god damn shame he's wasted it on such a sorry team/organization. Some people here are still mad at Barry Sanders for retiring so early but honestly, I understand why he did it. I kind of want us to miss the playoffs just so we can fire Schwartz.

How do you start off 6-3, then end up 7-6 after losing to a couple bad teams? Rodgers, dead. Cutler, dead. Yet we can't wrap up the division. Sure we're leading the division, but Chicago has awoken and Rodgers might be back in a couple weeks.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 11, 2013, 11:38:51 PM
Megatron still has at least 2-3 more years of insane production left in him, and I expect him to be a really good receiver for years after that. It does suck that he's stuck on the Lions, but then again Marino was stuck on the Dolphins for forever, and like you said- Sanders was stuck on shittier Lions teams.

I don't understand why dude would want to try to fuck with Megatron, tho.  smh
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 12, 2013, 12:15:39 AM
Oh definitely, he still has more than a few great seasons left. People forget just how dominant Jerry Rice was over a consistent period of time. Megatron is bigger and stronger and benefits from easier rules, so I think he'll continue to do well.

We have so many good pieces, they just haven't been taken advantage of, and the playcalling continues to be puzzling. I'm not one of those "throw it to Calvin all day" guys...but last Sunday, in the snow, with defenders unable to see/tackle well...throw it to Calvin all day. Yet we only threw to him 5 times. I just don't get it.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 12, 2013, 10:27:37 PM
Russell Wilson just got drafted by the Texas Rangers.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 13, 2013, 12:31:01 AM
Russell Wilson just got drafted by the Texas Rangers.

Rule 5 draft pick, they took him from the Rockies. Apparently they want him to come to spring training and give the rookies a motivational talk.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 13, 2013, 01:23:20 AM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10121701/nfl-rg-iii-victim-own-swagger
(http://imageshack.us/a/img43/939/trollxi.png)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 13, 2013, 01:51:50 AM
I get what you're saying about CJ but sometimes a player's legacy might benefit from playing for a bad team.    Asomugha was basically on his way to the HOF until he left Oakland. 
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 13, 2013, 11:13:04 AM
My semi finals opponent had Knowshon Moreno and Julius Thomas, this is okay with me.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on December 13, 2013, 11:37:09 AM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10121701/nfl-rg-iii-victim-own-swagger
(http://imageshack.us/a/img43/939/trollxi.png)
The media spent 3 years telling him he was the 2nd coming and now they complain he's got a big head? :comeon
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 13, 2013, 12:26:31 PM
So as a born in Cleveland fan (sigh.....) I have to say I think Josh Gordon is a Top 3 wideout in the NFL right now (just behind Megatron). Could you imagine if he had a real quarterback and a full season? Jesus.

Also, Fuck RGIII and fuck his coach. Both of them are fucked.

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 13, 2013, 12:27:49 PM
Gordon has been amazing this season
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 13, 2013, 12:29:33 PM
Gordon has been amazing this season

If the guy played with Manning or Brady he'd be a 100+ 1800+ 15+ guy no doubt about it. Hopefully he keeps himself clean, I really appreciate having a superstar on our team for once.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 13, 2013, 03:01:34 PM
Quote
@RavensInsider

Calvin johnson laughed about matt elam's old comment said 'I am getting kind of old, I can show him that old-man strength'

dude is too nice, I love it 

Quote
@mikerothstein

Flacco on Elam's comments: "Dude, what are you thinking? It's Calvin Johnson, man."
:lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on December 13, 2013, 03:02:23 PM
Dat based Megatron gonna fuck around and make that kid a martyr.

Edit: As a former D-back in a bigger school I would be "pulling my groin" the week I had him on the schedule...yikes.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 13, 2013, 03:11:16 PM
Watching the Vikings injuries is giving me an ulcer. Still holding out hope AP will be ready to rock, but I ditched Gerhart as my back up as I was pleased to find Bobby Rainey available, even if it's not the best match up.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 15, 2013, 12:12:17 PM
Welp, AP is OUT.

Who do you like better at flex, Bobby Rainey or Larry Fitz? God I want to win today
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 15, 2013, 12:37:42 PM
Early morning 10 am game. Coffee, Official Seahawks Donuts from Top Pot and beer for the 2nd half.

Go Hawks.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: T234 on December 15, 2013, 01:25:00 PM
Early morning 10 am game. Coffee, Official Seahawks Donuts from Top Pot and beer for the 2nd half.

Go Hawks.

Is this a Euphemism? ;)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 15, 2013, 02:04:51 PM
holy shit @ Lynch
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 15, 2013, 03:07:56 PM
17 points in my ESPN league for Lynch :obama
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 15, 2013, 03:22:28 PM
Minnesota is playing very well without AP. Makes the Lions loss to Philly look even worse...

speaking of which, Chicago's in a tight game with Cleveland. If the Bears win and we lose tomorrow night, we'll lose control of the NFC North. A truly amazing turn of events given that Cutler and Rodgers were basically dead for the last 4-5 weeks.

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 15, 2013, 03:58:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MjpfTHb.png)

Hey giants... BOOM

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 15, 2013, 04:00:29 PM
lol @ Eli Manning

It's like like anyone thought they had a chance against Seahawks, but damn, the Giants are just getting stripped nekkid in this game.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 15, 2013, 06:16:54 PM
Early morning 10 am game. Coffee, Official Seahawks Donuts from Top Pot and beer for the 2nd half.

Go Hawks.

Is this a Euphemism? ;)

Not everything is abou marijuana.

http://www.toppotdoughnuts.com
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 15, 2013, 06:45:17 PM
Alex Smith has 5 TDs against the Raiders. Jamaal Charles has 4.

 :whoo
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 15, 2013, 07:37:41 PM
Romo INT incoming. Calling it now.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 15, 2013, 07:38:52 PM
Cowboys are fucking dumb as hell. How do you not give it to Murray with the game he's had with 3 minutes left in the game and the lead? 7.5 yrds per carry on 17 carries, lol let's have Romo scramble around and make bad passes instead.  :mindblown
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 15, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
I am so tired of the Dallas Cowboys.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 15, 2013, 07:41:47 PM
Romo INT incoming. Calling it now.

Yep, this is gonna be overturned.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 15, 2013, 07:42:27 PM
Fire everyone.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 15, 2013, 07:44:40 PM
 :bow Cowboys still in control of their own destiny tho, lawl.  :bow2
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 15, 2013, 07:45:59 PM
Romo INT incoming. Calling it now.

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

daps on daps on daps
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 15, 2013, 07:46:29 PM
Cowboys D is so utterly worthless. This should have been an easy win, Romo shouldn't have had to go on some last-minute, desperation drive in the first place.

Go away forever, Jerry Jones. GO AWAY.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Huff on December 15, 2013, 07:46:35 PM
Romo on cue. Just can't win in decemeber
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 15, 2013, 07:47:34 PM
the cowboys are so fucking bad

just fucking tank a season already Jerry.  Your constant 7-9, 8-8, 9-7 seasons aren't giving you shit.  You have an awful coach and a choker of a QB.  Clean house, resign, and let the Cowboys fucking do something with themselves

this is all coming from a steelers fan who hates the cowboys more than any team in the league other than the patriots
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 15, 2013, 07:47:54 PM
Tony Romo is worse than Hitler
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 15, 2013, 07:48:24 PM
Chicago AND Green Bay won today. Lions are fucked  :lol

this is what happens when you waste opportunities
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 15, 2013, 07:49:24 PM
If I could hate the Cowboys defense to death, I'd probably do it. At least Romo makes things interesting, the defense is just infuriating.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 15, 2013, 08:00:32 PM
Desperate Romo is the opposite of Desperate Nintendo.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 15, 2013, 08:32:13 PM
Quote
@smartfootball

Jason Garrett just confirmed that they had a run play called on Romo's first interception but Romo decided to throw, aka "smoke" or "flash"

thrown under the bus
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 15, 2013, 09:02:25 PM
It's worth noting that the Falcons managed to win by a point today, because apparently this group sucks so bad they can't even tank to get a top 3 draft pick properly.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 15, 2013, 09:37:20 PM
Steelers are killing it!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 15, 2013, 09:40:10 PM
just fucking tank a season already Jerry.  Your constant 7-9, 8-8, 9-7 seasons aren't giving you shit.  You have an awful coach and a choker of a QB.  Clean house, resign, and let the Cowboys fucking do something with themselves

Jerry can't even properly manage the picks he's getting right now, what makes you think he'll do any better a few notches higher?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 16, 2013, 10:40:32 AM
All I need is 2 points from Justin Tucker and I'm going to the finals  8)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on December 16, 2013, 11:51:39 AM
That Kap TD throw to VD. :dead :bow
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2013, 08:52:28 PM
Good start for the Lions. Didn't like that roughing the passer call, even though it set up the TD. Even sneezing on a fucking QB gets a flag, yet everybody else can get slammed in the face without the refs noticing.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 16, 2013, 09:02:34 PM
Mega Drop.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2013, 10:01:45 PM
It's truly stunning how little discipline the Lions have. Get rid of this coaching staff, please.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2013, 10:32:19 PM
Quote
@paulyhoward 23m

Great stat from @BernieFratto. In five years Stafford has beat 3 teams that finished the season with a winning record. Gold.

wow
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on December 16, 2013, 10:52:48 PM
I was hoping for the Lions over the Bears or Pack for the NFC North in the playoffs. I feel like the Niners would blow out Chicago or Green Bay, but Detroit would at least be interesting due to history.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2013, 11:04:51 PM
Our defense is keeping us in this game, but sooner or later they're gonna run out of gas. Offense needs to show up NOW.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2013, 11:07:02 PM
wow
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 16, 2013, 11:11:12 PM
Stafford in Spanish is "Romo."

144.00 fantasy points, second most in the league, and I'm on the wrong end of the largest blowout. 201.05 points?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 16, 2013, 11:23:02 PM
god fucking dammit Justin tucker can suck my dick
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 16, 2013, 11:35:48 PM
Mother Tucker.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 16, 2013, 11:36:18 PM
PD, are you ok? Post if you're ok.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 16, 2013, 11:38:06 PM
PD, are you ok? Post if you're ok.

PD, are you ok? Post if you're ok.

That sucks.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 16, 2013, 11:40:53 PM
 :neogaf Fucking Lions, man.

Sorry PD & Wrath. I don't really have an NFL team that I pull for to the extent that I pull for the Braves... but this reminds me of when we choked a couple years back and lost out on making the playoffs on the last day of the season.  Gotta be a bummer, man.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 16, 2013, 11:42:01 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DTC0c7qh_pI/Uq_VC9lkIiI/AAAAAAAAAdM/Ud2w8uT3rAw/s400/jtuckk.gif)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 16, 2013, 11:43:03 PM
Bring back Matt Millen!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: bachikarn on December 16, 2013, 11:46:33 PM
Guess Elam backed up that shit talk
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2013, 12:01:20 AM
You know what, I'm fine with that. I don't see how Jim Schwartz can come back if we miss the playoffs, which seems almost certain at this point.

But the depressing thing is that no matter what, Stafford is getting $90mil. That's elite QB money, and he might not be a top 12 QB in the league. Two INTs off ridiculous side arm passes, and I guarantee you not a single coach said a thing to him on the bench. His mechanics never improve. Brett Favre got away with that shit because he was, well, Brett Favre. Unlike Favre, Stafford can't hit anyone downfield in stride. If you watched the game you probably noticed the majority of Stafford's yards were off screen plays and slants. Short throws that lead to big yardage after the catch. That sums up the majority of his yards all season, and all of his career.

Megatron had a horrible game. I can't even fault him for the botched 2 point conversion, that was a poorly thrown fade. That's a throw you HAVE to be able to make, yet he can't consistently. He's inaccurate, and getting worse.

I don't know where this team goes from here. Mathmatically we can still win out to get the division title/playoffs spot, but who can expect that after these last 6 weeks of turnovers?

RODGERS AND CUTLER were dead for 5+ weeks and we couldn't capitalize.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on December 17, 2013, 03:19:51 AM
Oh, Schwartz will be back. Just to torment you.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 17, 2013, 10:30:57 AM
All I need is 2 points from Justin Tucker and I'm going to the finals  8)

 :mynicca
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 17, 2013, 10:55:28 AM
god fucking dammit, literally the one person I needed to not do well last night was Tucker
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 17, 2013, 10:59:25 AM
He actually thanked his fantasy fans :lol

Quote from: Justin Tucker
"I was getting hit up, actually, quite a bit on the Twittershpere leading up to the game for a couple days, people in their fantasy playoff matchups. And, you know, those are very important. So I'm glad to have come through, of course, for my team here — for my reality-team. But also my fantasy owners, a big thank you for picking me up. It means a lot to me."
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 21, 2013, 11:20:58 PM
I'm fucking pumped for the championship tomorrow

My all-star stacked 8 man league line up:

QB - Nick Foles
WR - Antonio Brown
WR - Josh Gordon
RB - Alfred Morris
RB - LeSean McCoy
TE - Jason Witten
Flex - Adrian Peterson
K - Justin Tucker
D - Chiefs

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2013, 05:38:07 PM
Down 13-3 to a bad Giants team at halftime. In Detroit. Lots of Lions injuries in the secondary today. Our season is over if Stafford and Johnson don't take over in the second half.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 22, 2013, 06:59:18 PM
wtf are you doing detroit

also did anyone else see that horse shit in the GB/Pit game after the Steelers blocked the field goal?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2013, 07:08:30 PM
Stafford is horrible. And this playcalling...what the fuck? Still have a chance to win, but this should have been over. We can never outright end a game, we always let the other team come back.

Packers looking shaky btw.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 22, 2013, 07:44:56 PM
wow

detroit is dallas-terrible
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2013, 07:45:17 PM
Not even mad. Schwartz is gone, entire coaching staff is gone. Good.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 22, 2013, 07:48:02 PM
this steeler/packers game is great drama
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 22, 2013, 07:48:35 PM
wow

detroit is dallas-terrible

At least Dallas was able to beat the Giants this year. :teehee
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 22, 2013, 07:51:26 PM
Disgraceful how Manning padded his stats.  Hope he gets another early playoff exit. 
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2013, 07:56:03 PM
Why are you so certain?

He's been here for five years and made the playoffs once. Nobody keeps their job with that type of record. Also, management wanted to fire him last year but decided not to, due to not wanting to buyout his contract. This year was always playoffs-or-bust for Schwartz. Well, he failed.

Despite Chicago and GB not having their QBs for nearly half the season, we couldn't make the playoffs. Despite starting out 6-3.

Another thing: we better hire a coach with some offense experience. Stafford is owed 91mil, and has regressed all season. His footwork is horrible, his mechanics are terrible. If he's not fixed soon, we're going to be stuck with a very expensive bad QB. I laugh at Romo all the time, but he fixed his passing mechanics early in his career to good effect. Phillip River's mechanics were fixed this year. Stafford still has time, but he needs to be fixed ASAP. He constantly overthrows receivers, throws a Favre-esque side arm, and constantly throws off his back foot. And he's been doing that for years, with no coaches addressing it.

Andrew Luck, Russell Wilson, and even Cam Newton constantly look better than him. He has the worst 4th quarter QBR in the league, even worse than Geno Smith. Dude is trash.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 22, 2013, 07:57:44 PM
:dead
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on December 22, 2013, 09:29:53 PM
NFC West > all
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: bachikarn on December 22, 2013, 10:07:49 PM
(http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/746/194/1194746.jpg)

Stafford's GF. The comment underneath it is amazing
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on December 22, 2013, 10:23:40 PM
ice cold
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2013, 10:35:19 PM
:dead

I'd love to run her and her bf out of town. Too bad no team in their right mind would trade for someone owed 91mil.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2013, 11:10:53 PM
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-gameday/0ap2000000301595/Is-Stafford-the-most-undisciplined-QB

.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 22, 2013, 11:48:29 PM
Can't wait for next week's NFC Least showdown. The Cowboys' last minute, 1-point, come from behind win against the Deadskins proves they're ready for primetime. Meanwhile Philly beat the Bears 54-11, they're probably gonna be too tired from scoring all those touchdowns to play next week. Shouldn't have used up all their touchdown juice in a meaningless game.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2013, 11:52:45 PM
Bears fans going crazy
http://tunein.com/radio/670-The-Score-s22732/
 :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on December 23, 2013, 12:58:16 AM
Entire Lions team is undisciplined.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 23, 2013, 12:37:00 PM
If Kaep goes for less than 16.5 (projected at 18 something) I win the championship. Meeting the other guy in a sports bar tonight.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on December 23, 2013, 09:48:05 PM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/ThankfulValuableFulmar.gif)

Nasty looking, but legal. F U NFL


PS: Please somebody hire Greg Roman away
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 23, 2013, 11:10:09 PM
:drudge (http://i.imgur.com/cDGPI.png) :drudge

:lawd Romo dead, and good riddance. Lead us to playoff glory, Based Kyle Orton! :lawd

spoiler (click to show/hide)
brb, tweeting Jerry Jones the number of Brett Favre's agent
[close]
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on December 23, 2013, 11:37:10 PM
wow
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 23, 2013, 11:52:09 PM
:lol fucking Falcons
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 23, 2013, 11:57:43 PM
Romo's body isn't even cold, and Matt Ryan's already trying to seize his legacy!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 24, 2013, 12:00:29 AM
:drudge (http://i.imgur.com/cDGPI.png) :drudge

:lawd Romo dead, and good riddance. Lead us to playoff glory, Based Kyle Orton! :lawd

spoiler (click to show/hide)
brb, tweeting Jerry Jones the number of Brett Favre's agent
[close]

I don't blame him, I'd fake an injury [or, heck, injure myself] to get out of playing that game against the Eagles.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2013, 01:53:23 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rcL8-NYf1fw/UsBqPyvBCDI/AAAAAAAAFBc/N_CPvAL6e54/s400/cord1.gif)

Detroit Lions secondary, ladies and gentlemen.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Akala on December 29, 2013, 02:40:17 PM
come on fucking falcons goddamn
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 29, 2013, 05:42:47 PM
Our defense is infuckingcredible.

Our offensive got roofied last night, or something.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 29, 2013, 06:26:30 PM
Steelers are one half away from getting into the playoffs  :o :o :o
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: pilonv1 on December 29, 2013, 06:41:28 PM
Bengals winning the division and knocking out the Ravens

:rejoice
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 29, 2013, 07:35:25 PM
Rapistburger stays home, Cutler ends his season with an interception. All is right in the world.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 29, 2013, 07:43:32 PM
fuck andy reid and succop
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2013, 08:30:29 PM
Mike Shanahan still not fired?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2013, 08:33:43 PM
Grats to the Packers.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 29, 2013, 08:34:28 PM
Kyle Orton's time to shine! :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: pilonv1 on December 29, 2013, 09:13:38 PM
Steelers out too? Even better news
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2013, 11:18:15 PM
Romo INT incoming.

edit: whoops  :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2013, 11:24:43 PM
Damn you Romo!!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 30, 2013, 12:52:46 AM
Steelers are one half away from getting into the playoffs  :o :o :o

How's that working out for ya?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Groogrux on December 30, 2013, 12:57:37 AM
Bengals winning the division and knocking out the Ravens

:rejoice

They're undoubtedly having one of the best seasons ever.  (Don't screw this up, Dalton!)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 30, 2013, 12:18:20 PM
Merry late Christmas, PD

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/12/30/lions-fire-jim-schwartz/?cid=Yahoo

Also fired: Shanahan, Leslie Frazier, Schiano, and apparently the Browns are still an NFL team and fired someone who was allegedly their coach

Jason Garrett and Rob Ryan appear to be safe at this point
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 30, 2013, 12:38:03 PM
The Browns organization is a joke. If it weren't for Michael Jordan, it would have to be one of the worst sports franchises in America.

Watch them hire Schwartz or some college coach du jour.

 

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 30, 2013, 12:42:47 PM
Not that Chudwhatever probably wasn't awful, but let's be real- how the fuck can you expect to do much better than 4-12 when you're the Browns and trade away your best player?  They need to put in a GM with a track record, have him hand pick his coach, and give them like 4-5 years to figure something out. This isn't like the 4-12 years the Eagles had last year- the Browns DON'T have good pieces on their team to build around.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 30, 2013, 12:55:21 PM
The Browns didn't trade away their 'best player', that would be Josh Gordon.

Hell, it's debateable weather Richardson was even the best running back they had on roster (Ogbonnoya has more versatility).


But yea, it was shitty what they did to Chud, but he was never their first choice. They wanted a 'premier coach' last year and got turned down by all the usual suspects. So, they were 'under the gun' and settled on Chud. With some factions of management really pushing for Josh McDaniels.

The irony of course is they probably can't even woo McDaniels this off-season because he has restored his reputation and better franchises need a coach.

 

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2013, 01:52:11 PM
Today is a good day.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 30, 2013, 05:57:30 PM
Man, yahoo.com's sports page really has it out for the Lions

(http://i.imgur.com/68yavwu.png)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 30, 2013, 07:55:39 PM
Man, yahoo.com's sports page really has it out for the Lions

(http://i.imgur.com/68yavwu.png)

Damn, that's ice cold.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2013, 09:08:34 PM
Good way to put this farce of a season behind us.

I liked everything that was said today at the presser. Basically the culture needs to change, it's not just about game plans or schemes. You can't win if you turn the ball over and constantly get penalties. We killed ourselves all season with that shit, and it never got better. That's on coaching. You could tell Schwartz didn't care to address that shit, and his personality rubbed off on the team. Think back to his freak out over Harbaugh slapping him on the back...dude is a fucking joke.

Another thing: if Stafford doesn't improve, we're gonna be fucked for a long time, and waste Megatron's prime. I look at Andrew Luck, Russell, Wilson, and even Cam Newton...they have all surpassed him over the last couple years in multiple ways. His completion rate on passes over 10yds is atrocious, his foot work is bad, his mechanics are bad, etc. And he's on record saying he doesn't need help fixing his game. That's a problem. We need a coach who can fix this shit, or nothing else matters.

Grats to the Packers fans.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 30, 2013, 09:17:18 PM
Having watched Stafford at GA, I can give you some small hope: if he has a prime offensive line protecting him, dude will be fine. Once he starts getting hurried, knocked down and sacked a lot, he goes to shit.

The good news is, Detroit is hands down THE BEST coaching vacancy open right now. The only other team that could be ready to contend soon is Texas, and they have more issues.So, you should have your pick of coaches.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 30, 2013, 09:58:50 PM
5 years old, but pretty good and still relevant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW-pcmIHH5Y
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2013, 11:07:30 PM
Stafford was inaccurate in college too though. Dunno, if we can fix his mechanics he can be good. Obviously 2011 was a great year for him, in which he looked elite.

He's a Favre type gunslinger, that mentality will probably never change. But if his footwork can be addressed, at least he'll become a slightly more accurate gunslinger.

A great coach and another good draft could definitely catapult us to the top. We'll see.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 01, 2014, 02:37:34 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/reports-bill-o-brien-leave-penn-state-texans-033910682--nfl.html

Huh. Kind of figured he'd be more apt to take the Lions job, but the Texans was the next best one available. Wonder who the Lions are looking at?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2014, 02:40:21 AM
Bill Caldwell and Lovie Smith are getting interviews apparently. The shitty thing is that the most appealing candidate (Whisenhunt) is with a playoff team right now, so we'd have to wait until January 12th to contact him. I'm not sure we can wait that long, assuming good candidates start disappearing.

Lovie Smith is almost certainly going to Tampa Bay.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 01, 2014, 12:54:33 PM
Kind of sad about Schiano. I thought his practice of attacking the offense on kneel downs was the greatest thing in football this year and needs to become standard practice.

That's awesome. I hate kneel downs.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 01, 2014, 09:52:07 PM
Lovie Smith is almost certainly going to Tampa Bay.

Yup.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/lovie-smith-gets-another-chance-reportedly-hired-coach-015446166--nfl.html
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 02, 2014, 11:12:26 AM
Lovie Smith is almost certainly going to Tampa Bay.

I might actually follow the bucs again. I hated Schiano and everything that coaching move stood for.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 02, 2014, 11:48:44 AM
I really hope the Browns don't get Josh McDaniels. For one, I don't really like the guy and two it would be hilarious to see the franchise get egg on their face again.

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 02, 2014, 12:34:50 PM
Browns to hire McDaniels, have Tebow as their starting QB confirmed.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 02, 2014, 01:43:05 PM
Bears sign Cutler to 7 year contract :rofl
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2014, 01:58:39 PM
Great news for the Lions and Packers!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 04, 2014, 06:12:52 PM
Never doubt Alex Smith
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 04, 2014, 07:08:50 PM
Colts suck
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 04, 2014, 07:19:38 PM
:leon
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 04, 2014, 08:02:30 PM
geeze

i guess the chiefs got blown up by injuries? or is this Andy Reid magic?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 04, 2014, 08:16:07 PM
Never doubt Alex Smith

:sabu
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 04, 2014, 08:29:54 PM
geeze

i guess the chiefs got blown up by injuries? or is this Andy Reid magic?

Both. Reid burned through their final timeouts in a ridiculous fashion, during the 4th quarter. Wow.

Luck was brilliant though.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 04, 2014, 08:33:12 PM
Etoilet, when are you gonna learn that you can't have nice things???
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 04, 2014, 08:49:55 PM
I'm not a Chiefs fan. I was just giving props to Alex for having a huge playoff game.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 04, 2014, 08:56:54 PM
Etoilet, when are you gonna learn that you can't have nice things???

If it was any other Niners fan I'd assume the post was sarcastic.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 04, 2014, 11:27:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/nh9tqSN.png)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 05, 2014, 05:00:19 PM
Drive all that way and have no runs called on the goalline?

greg roman why
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 05, 2014, 07:17:17 PM
That Kaep throw :o
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 05, 2014, 07:56:57 PM
Niners y'all

So Kaepernick is like 10-0 and 11-0 when he passes for over 150 yards or has over 55% completion. Those are really low standards for a perfect win %.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 05, 2014, 08:46:42 PM
Predicks:

1. Denver
vs
6. San Diego

2. New England
vs.
4. Indy

1. Seattle
vs
6. New Orleans

2. Carolina
vs.
5. SF


-----

1. Denver
vs.
2. New England

1. Seattle
vs.
5. SF


New England winning it all.

Christ I hope not.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 05, 2014, 09:09:17 PM
I'd love to see SEA-SD, just because the national media would hate it. Same with CAR-SD.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 05, 2014, 10:33:31 PM
The storyline Superbowl is Indy v SF and Luck v Harbaugh. The TV endorsement appeal match up is New Orleans v New England or New Orleans v Denver.

I actually think the national media's most hated match up would be Carolina v San Diego.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Groogrux on January 06, 2014, 08:39:47 AM
If Marvin Lewis has a job by the end of today, then I can only assume that the Bengals GM has just given up.

...haven't won a playoff game since 1991...
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on January 06, 2014, 10:13:55 AM
 :heartbeat Kaepernick :heartbeat
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 09, 2014, 02:35:53 PM
Sounds like Percy Harvin is gonna play on Saturday. :rock
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2014, 10:28:57 PM
Quote
Seattle's Defense Relies On a Brazen Tactic: Rampant Interference

On Saturday, the New Orleans Saints take their flashy passing offense up to dreaded Seattle. We wish them the best of luck with that.

The Seattle Seahawks—the favorites to make the Super Bowl out of the NFC—employ an exasperating defensive game plan: They blitz rarely and drop an army of defenders into pass coverage. And those defenders mug, obstruct and foul opposing receivers on practically every play.

Quietly, the Seahawks have achieved a 13-3 record and home-field advantage throughout the NFC playoffs by exploiting a loophole: NFL referees are reluctant to throw endless flags for pass interference and defensive holding, even if defenses deserve them.

"They look at it and say, 'We may get called for one but not 10,'" said Mike Pereira, a former NFL vice president of officiating who is now a Fox analyst.

League insiders say this divisional-round matchup between the Seahawks and Saints, the NFC's top passing offense, may be Seattle's rule-bending masterpiece.
http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702303754404579310500005285822
smh

Any article that quotes Mike Periera can fuck off, in my view.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 11, 2014, 02:30:25 AM
What's wrong with Periera?

Anyways, they're right. The Seahawks hold and interfere as much as they can. It's no secret.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on January 11, 2014, 12:05:00 PM
They don't call him cheatin pete for nothing.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Akala on January 11, 2014, 12:23:39 PM
come on saints! really want a win so I can wear my HOFlynn jersey w/o getting beat up lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 11, 2014, 01:50:58 PM
Periera is the biggest ref apologist. Every now and then he'll disagree with a call, but for the most part he sees things as called. So many bad PI and "roughing the QB" calls have been cosigned by him. And I'm still mad about the "Megatron rule," which is arguably the dumbest rule in US sports.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 11, 2014, 05:36:15 PM
Bountygate returns.

Go Hawks.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 11, 2014, 06:14:27 PM
Saints worse than Hitler.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 11, 2014, 07:16:36 PM
how do I intercept ball? :derp
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: bachikarn on January 11, 2014, 07:31:58 PM
go seachickens
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 11, 2014, 07:38:54 PM
Breesus gonna perform a miracle.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 11, 2014, 07:42:41 PM
lawl
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 11, 2014, 07:44:01 PM
haha wtf, just get out of bounds doof
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 11, 2014, 07:52:42 PM
What's wrong with Periera?

Anyways, they're right. The Seahawks hold and interfere as much as they can. It's no secret.

You'll pardon me if I don't take your word on either Guild Wars 2 or NFC West football :heh
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 11, 2014, 07:53:56 PM
That was embarrassing by the saints :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 11, 2014, 07:53:58 PM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2014/01/12/2014-01-1116_49_13.gif)

 :neogaf
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 11, 2014, 08:14:33 PM
:lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Akala on January 11, 2014, 09:59:12 PM
bad end :(

if russ plays like he did today the niners are gonna bust em.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 11, 2014, 11:57:31 PM
I'm so tired of announcers telling me how smart Andrew Luck is.

The end of the Seahawks Saints game...lmao.  Dude you're a veteran of the league, get out of bounds and let your HALL OF FAME QB take the hail mary.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 12, 2014, 09:29:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/j4QlUO4.jpg)

:uguu
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2014, 01:48:01 PM
I like the 4th down call, but why not go over the top with Cam? Excellent 49ers defense.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 12, 2014, 01:53:40 PM
Kaepernick has been playing bad this game. I wonder if he knows? He seems like a guy who doesn't process his own mistakes.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 12, 2014, 02:09:35 PM
Go Panthers!  Rooting for them to win it all at this point
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2014, 02:39:08 PM
That was such an obvious TD, these refs are fucking idiots. I have no idea how they didn't get that correct right away.

Great game so far
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 12, 2014, 02:41:22 PM
Yeah, it looked good live.

Both teams need to stfu. Someone is going to cost their team the game with a stupid penalty.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 12, 2014, 03:48:17 PM
well shit
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 12, 2014, 03:50:43 PM
Ball don't lie.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 12, 2014, 04:01:44 PM
Carolina was not as good as their record

Predictions going forward:

SD/DEN doesn't matter

Next week:

New England over whoever

Seattle over the Etoilets

Superbowl

New England over the Gundams
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2014, 07:02:27 PM
Dunno if NE can beat Peyton in Denver though.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 12, 2014, 08:19:52 PM
Oh hey, I went 4-0 on predicks.

Hope NE doesn't end up winning  :'(
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 12, 2014, 08:26:21 PM
Seattle Gundams all the way. But they could lose next week and I wouldn't be shocked. Gonna be a harder game than the Super Bowl.

Go Hawks.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2014, 08:39:57 PM
Basically whoever plays Denver in the Super Bowl will win.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 12, 2014, 08:44:29 PM
If the Niners want to win then they'll have to run their offense without all the useless pre-snap stuff. No complex shifts. No adjustments. Go to the line with a play, kill it to a simple play if you need to. That's it. Also, please run the ball. Seattle's run D can be beaten at times.

And Kaepernick remains undefeated whenever he completes greater than 55% of his throws or passes over 150 yards. All the talk last year of how the Niners needed more than a game manager QB and the truth is they don't need a whole lot from their QB. Kaepernick has big plays, but he's inconsistent. He throws so hard that DBs struggle to haul in his bad throws for INTs, but he also overthrows his own guys and misses big plays that would be there.  He's a one read QB who gets antsy versus the pass rush.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2014, 08:48:32 PM
Which is why Seattle is going to the Super Bowl
:rejoice

#bandwagon

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 12, 2014, 11:07:50 PM
Get off my wagon.

Whoever plays the AFC is gonna win the Super Bowl. Hawks and 9ers have DEFENSE.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 12, 2014, 11:20:36 PM
Get off my wagon.

Whoever plays the AFC is gonna win the Super Bowl. Hawks and 9ers have DEFENSE.

You don't want PD on your bandwagon, that's proven. Ask Hillary Clinton how that worked out! :heh
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2014, 11:24:03 PM
Russel's gotta play better if we're going to win it all
(http://imageshack.com/a/img545/2986/hxvu.png)
spoiler (click to show/hide)
what's it like to be a fan of a solid organization that does things the right way, Gundam/Etoilet/BrandKnew/Akala...basically everyone except Triumph  :tocry
[close]
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 12, 2014, 11:24:44 PM
I'm a Patriots fan, breh :jawalrus
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2014, 11:26:51 PM
:dead

I can't even look down on the Cowboys fans  :heh :tocry
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Akala on January 12, 2014, 11:43:59 PM
Russel's gotta play better if we're going to win it all
(http://imageshack.com/a/img545/2986/hxvu.png)
spoiler (click to show/hide)
what's it like to be a fan of a solid organization that does things the right way, Gundam/Etoilet/BrandKnew/Akala...basically everyone except Triumph  :tocry
[close]

feels pretty good aside from days like yesterday! We have a tricky offseason and a horrible division now. But oh well lol. I wanna play the hawks in the dome.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on January 13, 2014, 11:52:40 AM
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19ccbt74se8rogif/ku-xlarge.gif)

(http://i41.tinypic.com/330elhx.jpg)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 13, 2014, 07:02:38 PM
Whisenhunt to Tennessee. Apparently Detroit had a jet ready to head to SD and pick him up but he declined. WOW.

We're truly fucked. Rolled the dice on getting this guy weeks ago, and had to wait for SD to get bounced from the playoffs. Now this. Ouch.

Sounds like Jim Caldwell is our guy. I like him, he did well with Peyton/Indy obviously but still...wow. We are truly cursed brehs. I assumed Whiz was a done deal
:tocry

edit: actually ESPN is now saying the jet arrived in SD and Whisenhunt refused to get on  :lol :lol :lol
(http://cdn3.sbnation.com/hermano/original/112/YOURE-NOT-HELPING.gif)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 13, 2014, 07:10:43 PM
:lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 13, 2014, 07:27:14 PM
It's official, Gundam: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=97011371&postcount=13592

move over bro :tocry
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 13, 2014, 09:32:19 PM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2013/story/_/id/10287554/2013-nfl-playoffs-city-omaha-thanks-peyton-manning-denver-broncos-pre-snap-shouts

My father-in-law got a call from ESPN this morning. He's quoted in this article a lot. Very cool.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on January 14, 2014, 09:58:42 AM
http://deadspin.com/sean-payton-fesses-up-marques-colstons-lateral-was-a-1500936938

 :heh
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 14, 2014, 10:44:35 AM
what a fucking idiot  :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 14, 2014, 11:48:35 AM
So did they think the clock ran out?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2014, 04:43:48 PM
Jim Caldwell is our coach now
:tocry

I'll give him a shot, whereas many fans are jumping off buildings right now.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 15, 2014, 09:39:58 PM
It's almost Sunday brehs
:rejoice

I added a poll
 :whew

I'll go with Denver and Seattle. I think Denver has the advantage against NE simply due to it being a home game, and I expect Peyton to have a good game. And I think Seattle's home advantage is too much, plus Kaep will be confused all night.

Denver 28
New England 24

Seattle 23
San Fransisco 13
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 15, 2014, 10:52:33 PM
:rock GO HAWKS :rock

:piss TOM BRADY :piss2
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 15, 2014, 11:16:51 PM
I believe that the Niners have won every time that PD has picked against the Niners in the GAF thread, so I take this as a good omen.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 16, 2014, 12:48:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2HD57z4F8E
 :o
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 16, 2014, 12:52:17 AM
Go Hawks.

And leave my team alone, PD.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 16, 2014, 01:28:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Lp2y38al.png)
:dead
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 16, 2014, 01:51:43 AM
Jim Caldwell...former Colts coach, and was the OC for the Ravens when they won the Super Bowl last season.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 19, 2014, 12:14:00 PM
I believe that the Niners have won every time that PD has picked against the Niners in the GAF thread, so I take this as a good omen.

Good luck today. Hope we have a good game to stress out over.

Go Hawks.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2014, 04:39:22 PM
Brady has missed a couple potentially big plays so far. Denver looking solid.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 19, 2014, 05:23:26 PM
patriots suck
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: El Babua on January 19, 2014, 05:35:30 PM
Lord Brady has arisen.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2014, 05:35:57 PM
Brady Time
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 19, 2014, 06:06:03 PM
lol brady sucks
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 19, 2014, 06:08:57 PM
I feel like the NFC would womp either of the teams, but glad to see Brady didn't make it.


I believe that the Niners have won every time that PD has picked against the Niners in the GAF thread, so I take this as a good omen.

Good luck today. Hope we have a good game to stress out over.

Go Hawks.

Yup. Hoping for a competitive game.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 19, 2014, 06:22:41 PM
Gaydy
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2014, 06:25:06 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeYDUIGCAAAm19O.jpg)
smh @ bandwagon fans

Go Hawks!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 19, 2014, 06:36:09 PM
I hope the 49ers end Peyton's career. Hate that fetus-headed fuckface.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 19, 2014, 06:42:01 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeYDUIGCAAAm19O.jpg)
smh @ bandwagon fans

Go Hawks!

keeping that hip-hop tradition alive
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 19, 2014, 06:47:56 PM
Aldon Smith :bow

Niners in redzone =/
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2014, 07:22:31 PM
that run by Kap...wow
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2014, 07:24:55 PM
Doesn't look like a TD

edit: Jim Schwartz would have thrown the red flag there, thus screwing everything up
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 19, 2014, 08:40:10 PM
This is a pretty entertaining game
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2014, 08:40:48 PM
holy shit
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 19, 2014, 08:41:26 PM
kaep just threw one of the best TD passes I've seen all year
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 19, 2014, 08:43:13 PM
sweet jebus

one-legged hopping bullet dart throw for a TD
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 19, 2014, 08:44:18 PM
this game is already five times better than the earlier one
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2014, 08:53:14 PM
this game is already five times better than the earlier one

agreed
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 19, 2014, 09:04:21 PM
(http://i.minus.com/ikjQYF4GVaSLO.gif)

omg
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 19, 2014, 09:08:09 PM
jesus christ, and even BETTER TD throw than kaep's earlier one  by wilson
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2014, 09:09:21 PM
WOW

this game is amazing
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 19, 2014, 09:17:11 PM
saw that happening

no backside awareness from Kaepernick there
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 19, 2014, 09:20:32 PM
goddamit seattle  :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 19, 2014, 09:22:04 PM
wow bowman stripped it and recovered it

and his knee =(

fuck this
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 19, 2014, 09:22:41 PM
fuck that rule.  how is who recovered the fumble not reviewable?  bullshit.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2014, 09:23:32 PM
stupid fucking rule

that injury...wow
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2014, 09:26:58 PM
lmao

The ball don't lie.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 19, 2014, 09:28:43 PM
what the fuck are you doing seattle  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 19, 2014, 09:30:21 PM
ROFLMAO
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 19, 2014, 09:30:48 PM
was that ball tipped?  terrible fucking pass

this game has been pure entertainment.  Its been wonderful  :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2014, 09:30:57 PM
Romo-esque

or Stafford-esque
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 19, 2014, 09:31:32 PM
wtf was that Kaep
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 19, 2014, 09:33:56 PM
that was the best 2 yard run I've ever seen
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 19, 2014, 09:34:57 PM
Bowman goes down like a warrior and doesn't get rewarded. The defense comes up and gets the big play and then Kaepernick comes out and throws a dumbass interception.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 19, 2014, 09:35:54 PM
Christ wilson does not have situational awareness
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2014, 09:37:05 PM
wtf are they doing
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 19, 2014, 09:45:08 PM
oh man

I smell a Niners comeback TD here
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 19, 2014, 09:48:02 PM
squeeeee
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 19, 2014, 09:48:42 PM
Oh shit. Stop stop stop
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 19, 2014, 09:50:14 PM
Championship intercepted
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 19, 2014, 09:51:05 PM
hahahahaha sherman
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 19, 2014, 09:52:16 PM
great play by Sherman

then he's acts a fool
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 19, 2014, 09:54:38 PM
Sherman is the fucking best :rofl
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 19, 2014, 09:54:48 PM
Sherman :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2014, 09:55:10 PM
SHERMAN TROLLING :rofl
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 19, 2014, 09:55:33 PM
my neighbors: 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 19, 2014, 09:57:09 PM
Well, its the game I think we all wanted for the most part.  Best offense versus best defense.  1 versus 1.  The best QB ever versus a budding game manager QB.  Lynch versus Moreno.

This Super Bowl should be great fun.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Steve Contra on January 19, 2014, 09:58:01 PM
The bitter tears of insufferable 49ers fans for the next 2 weeks  :aah
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2014, 10:03:21 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeZCr41CQAAskFp.jpg)

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 19, 2014, 10:03:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU341Qd0J3A

:rofl
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2014, 10:06:36 PM
that was some straight WWE shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqehiZbBgkM

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 19, 2014, 10:14:21 PM
the contrast between wilson and sherman is fucking hilarious
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 19, 2014, 10:22:14 PM
As much as this Seattle team entertains me, and as much as I'd like to see Carroll win a ring, I think I'd much rather see Peyton win his last ring and then call it quits.  I'm sick of people shitting on him despite having a ring already.  If he gets two, the dude solidifies himself as the all-time greatest in my eyes.  Then he can go out on top, something many players can't do.

Seattle will most definitely be back in the fray next year even if they lose.  Go Broncos.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2014, 10:37:58 PM
If Peyton loses it'll just further fuel the idea that he was more of a season QB than a playoff one. He was pretty eh in that first Super Bowl win.

Initially I assumed either SF or Seattle would defeat Denver outside in New Jersey...but after seeing how sloppy Seattle looked at times today plus how dominant Denver's defense is...we'll see I guess.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 19, 2014, 10:47:40 PM
Quote
plus how dominant Denver's defense is

 ???

Denver's D is below average.  They played good today but all season they've been garbage.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Your Stalker on January 19, 2014, 10:48:42 PM
(http://abload.de/img/nwo_sherman9lon0.gif)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2014, 10:48:57 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 19, 2014, 11:49:55 PM
Good game, etiolate.

I'm so happy. I hug tackled my friends after Lynch's TD, and then I hugged my wife and my daughter when the clock struck zero. I was crying tears of joy.I think I'm happier now than I was when we won the NFC in 2006.

The 49ers were unstoppable in the first half. We figured out Gore, but Kaep was on fire. The second was a different game when my boys stepped it up and came back. What a game.

And PD, Denver's defense is not good.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 20, 2014, 12:03:59 AM
Seattle and the Niners only looked rough because they were playing each other. Denver won't be the same sort of defensive force.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 20, 2014, 12:11:30 AM
Ok, I hope the Seahawks end Peyton's career then.

Also, can anyone think of a Superbowl match-up featuring more heinous uniforms? I mean really.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 20, 2014, 12:14:34 AM
Manning is going up against the best defense in the NFL. Whats the best defense they played this year, San Dego?

And Percy Harvin will play. He's allowed to practice this week.

Go Hawks.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 20, 2014, 12:17:41 AM
I want to say that Seattle should whip the shit out of Denver, but I'm just not sure... they still barely ended up beating the 49ers today despite Kaepernick giving the ball away a couple times and a bunch of dumb/blown calls. I liked both of the other teams better than these two, but I guess I'm defacto rooting for Seattle since I want to see Manning fans cry, and if Peyton wins another ring then you can't taunt them with the "Eli has more rings" bullshit.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 20, 2014, 12:19:25 AM
Seattle, the number one defense, played San Francisco, the number two defense in the NFL today.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 20, 2014, 12:22:08 AM
Peyton Manning isn't gonna be making the same mistakes Kaep did though, you know that right? Granted he can't change the game by running the ball either, but still. Y'all WILL have to work for this.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 20, 2014, 12:27:05 AM
Gundam is a top 25 Bore poster, but even so I'd kind of rather see Denver win just so bandwagoners like PD can't gloat too much.

Ignore PD. I'll still mock him.

Go Hawks.

Peyton Manning isn't gonna be making the same mistakes Kaep did though, you know that right? Granted he can't change the game by running the ball either, but still. Y'all WILL have to work for this.

I'm well aware of that. I'm a rational fan, but don't like my team being overlooked.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 20, 2014, 12:47:59 AM
I'd say y'all are favored. Just slightly though... it really depends on how well your offense will be able to perform.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2014, 01:05:00 AM
Denver has a good rush defense. Their secondary is meh, and I certainly thought Brady was going to torch Bailey a couple times today but he missed multiple throws.

Manning hasn't really faced a great defense all year. Seattle's defense plus the weather could be a problem. Hell, Triumph might be right: Seattle could literally knock Manning out the game. Still, Wilson's play will be a major factor; huge stage, in fact the biggest stage he's ever been on. We'll see.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 20, 2014, 01:12:51 AM
I think Wilson will be fine; he's a pretty cool customer for the most part. His biggest problem is that his weapons are dogshit, and I don't care what anyone says, Percy Harvin isn't going to be a factor. All the Broncos have to do is bump him within the five yards and he'll break on the first play. 

As long as Lynch can keep running the ball and getting yards after initial contact, I think Seattle should be favored. If Seattle can put up 20+ points, that will be enough to beat Manning with their defense. If they can't, they won't. Hopefully somehow Peyton Manning suffers a career ending injury on a touchdown pass that emasculates Richard Sherman somehow... not sure exactly how that works but I can dream.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 20, 2014, 01:57:07 AM
Hopefully somehow Peyton Manning suffers a career ending injury on a touchdown pass that emasculates Richard Sherman somehow... not sure exactly how that works but I can dream.

Do you really even have a reason for truly hating Peyton?  Like, TRULY hate and loathe him?  I'm seriously curious.  Was there something personal that happened that you aren't mentioning?  Or are you just the worst kind of victim (perpetrator?) of team bias?

You hate the man despite being statistically the best player over the last 10 odd years?  You hate him because he has a funny looking head and does shitty commercials, something a lot of players (Aaron Rodgers, etc) do?

We don't actually hate the Falcons, you know.  Did you notice that most of us here were really bummed that Matt Ryan couldn't get it done in the playoffs? Most of us were also excited to see what the Falcons offense would look like this season with Jones and White, and we were really bummed that Julio Jones got injured.

I really cannot fathom your hatred for the man despite being the best player in the league, and doing so much since those early playoff choke-jobs to erase people's apprehension towards him.  It's just purely illogical to hate him other than severe team bias.

Pot meet kettle.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 20, 2014, 01:58:36 AM
lol trying to be rational about sportsball
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2014, 02:01:08 AM
Don't trust Patriots fans who aren't from Boston, brehs.
 :beli
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Shadow Mod on January 20, 2014, 02:05:53 AM
Fuck everyone. I just want to live out the Niners winning as a child. And fuck Santa Clara, fuck the tech crowd, bad enough SF is turning into a zone of socially distinguished mentally-challenged shitbirds who drive the price up of everything. Steal the fucking football team too. Fuck, I'm glad to be out of the bay area now.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 20, 2014, 02:36:18 AM
Peyton Manning is a whiner who blames other people first when shit goes wrong. He's always done in it... in the SEC, at Indy, and he'll do it again if/when it happens in Denver. He'll toss the defense, his receivers, his O-line, and his coaches under the bus before blaming himself. He's not always wrong in what he says (he's really smart about football) but he's kind of a douche. Plus, his head looks like an aborted fetus.

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Mostly old SEC hate, but dude *IS* a whiner. Also, I'm a Patriots fan purely for trolling/bandwagon purposes.
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Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2014, 02:40:07 AM
dem Tennessee games still sting in 2014?   :heh
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 20, 2014, 02:52:18 AM
 :ufup
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 20, 2014, 11:52:14 AM
It's a beautiful Monday morning. Taking my daughter to the zoo and then lunch. All while sporting my Hawks hoodie.

Go Hawks!!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Steve Contra on January 20, 2014, 12:08:05 PM
To be honest I don't care about either team, but I want The Broncos to win just so I don't have to hear anyone "defense wins games" for a while.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2014, 05:28:53 PM
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19d5ai4ldcp2lgif/ku-xlarge.gif)
:pacspit 

whoever did that is a piece of shit
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 20, 2014, 06:19:43 PM
whoever did that is a piece of shit

Agreed.

Fox were also pieces of shit for showing his injury a MILLION times.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Himu on January 22, 2014, 12:30:09 AM
the racism from the Sherman situation is all too cute.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2014, 01:38:20 AM
People are STILL calling in to Detroit sports radio complaining about Sherman
(http://i.imgur.com/BfJBePQ.png)

To be fair, some are fine with what he said. I honestly think the tone is what caught people off guard. If he wasn't screaming at the top of his lungs maybe folks wouldn't be so upset. Still at the end of the day, you can talk all the smack you want when you back it up.

And it's worth mentioning the guy has never been in trouble, never had a DUI, never been busted for drugs. Oh and he graduated from Stanford. He's not a "thug" and anyone who calls him one if exposing their racial prejudices.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Himu on January 22, 2014, 02:13:36 AM
BUTBUBUBUT TRASH TALKING IS NOT WHAT SPORTS ARE ABOUT MAURICE
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mandark on January 22, 2014, 02:31:51 AM
To be honest I don't care about either team, but I want The Broncos to win just so I don't have to hear anyone "defense wins games" for a while.

Then you'll hear "defense used to win games until they pussified the NFL.  LET THEM PLAY!"



edit: And yeah, Shinobi's totally tongue-in-cheek there.  Right?
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 22, 2014, 09:19:37 AM
BUTBUBUBUT TRASH TALKING IS NOT WHAT SPORTS ARE ABOUT MAURICE

Mike Greenberg [I think] was saying the other day that what Sherman did was "classless."

DUDE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A GAME WHERE HUGE MEN CRASH INTO EACH OTHER OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR THREE HOURS IF YOU WANT "CLASS" GO WATCH SOME FRIGGEN' GOLF OR SOMETHING

The only people who have any grounds for being upset are 49ers fans. Personally, I thought it was absolutely hilarious, a perfect cap for a great game.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 22, 2014, 01:08:56 PM
People are STILL calling in to Detroit sports radio complaining about Sherman
(http://i.imgur.com/BfJBePQ.png)

To be fair, some are fine with what he said. I honestly think the tone is what caught people off guard. If he wasn't screaming at the top of his lungs maybe folks wouldn't be so upset. Still at the end of the day, you can talk all the smack you want when you back it up.

And it's worth mentioning the guy has never been in trouble, never had a DUI, never been busted for drugs. Oh and he graduated from Stanford. He's not a "thug" and anyone who calls him one if exposing their racial prejudices.

I love Richard Sherman. He always backs it up with plays on the field.

It's funny, his Facebook feed is nothing but praise for his teammates, plugs for his t-shirt website and the charity work that his family is involved in.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 22, 2014, 10:28:11 PM
Quote from: Richard Sherman
The only reason it bothers me is because it seems like it's the accepted way of calling somebody the N-word nowadays. Because they know.

 :whoo
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on January 23, 2014, 10:21:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/GXy3iFJ.jpg)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 23, 2014, 10:50:37 AM
Quote from: Richard Sherman
The only reason it bothers me is because it seems like it's the accepted way of calling somebody the N-word nowadays. Because they know.

 :whoo

called it
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 26, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
brb using imagination since no football  :'(
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 26, 2014, 12:58:33 PM
Good day of basketball though.  Finals rematch, Blazers versus Warriors, Melos versus Paus
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 26, 2014, 11:07:59 PM
That was the most fun I've had watching Pro Bowl in... well.. ever!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 26, 2014, 11:22:26 PM
Didn't watch but heard some mixed opinions on twitter.

How come the NFL doesn't have a skill challenge, like the NBA All Star Game? I'd definitely watch a racing contest to determine who is the fastest player, or a passing accuracy challenge (throwing footballs through tires or something, set up similar to the NBA three point challenge), a kicking challenge, etc.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Groogrux on January 27, 2014, 10:13:16 AM
I thought they did that stuff before the season started? 
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on January 27, 2014, 02:16:16 PM
http://kotaku.com/broncos-win-the-super-bowl-according-to-madden-1509891053/@Tom_Ley
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on January 27, 2014, 02:31:42 PM
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/f8b4762400cd7ab931a838987f1f91df/tumblr_n01kjhh7eQ1qh3ccoo1_500.png)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/50ca0ad8fcc083aaa3312648100077e8/tumblr_n01kjhh7eQ1qh3ccoo2_500.png)
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 27, 2014, 02:42:07 PM
Changed the poll to get everyone's votes on Sunday's game.

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 27, 2014, 03:22:07 PM
Changed the poll to get everyone's votes on Sunday's game.

Let's you pick both lol
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 27, 2014, 04:02:12 PM
It's pretty funny seeing all the national press annoyed/pissed that Richard Sherman isn't talking shit about anyone on the Broncos. He's not TO.

Go Hawks.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 27, 2014, 06:34:39 PM
It's pretty funny seeing all the national press annoyed/pissed that Richard Sherman isn't talking shit about anyone on the Broncos. He's not TO.

Go Hawks.

Yup, they're even baiting for responses. Denver has good WRs...and as a student of the game, Sherman knows that.

Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Brehvolution on January 27, 2014, 10:30:50 PM
Not taking the bait against Denver's wrs is a bigger insult to Crabtree.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 27, 2014, 10:51:58 PM
It's pretty funny seeing all the national press annoyed/pissed that Richard Sherman isn't talking shit about anyone on the Broncos. He's not TO.

Go Hawks.

It's almost like he isn't some dumb thug. How aggravating!
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 27, 2014, 11:17:19 PM
Of course he's mellow now. There's no reason for him to juice during the week
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 27, 2014, 11:37:40 PM
You're cute.
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: etiolate on January 27, 2014, 11:40:12 PM
=D
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 28, 2014, 03:09:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2uN28EJRlA
classic :rofl
Title: Re: NFL 2013/2014 Thread (Tebow-Free Zone)
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 28, 2014, 04:15:41 PM
"The rookie has spent most of his signing bonus on skeeball, but he doesn't care saying it's good for the Buffalo economy."

:rofl
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 28, 2014, 07:45:08 PM
(http://media.komonews.com/images/140128_seattle_skittles_lg.jpg)

Go Hawks.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 28, 2014, 09:07:00 PM
thats awesome  8)
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 28, 2014, 10:29:50 PM
They're auctioning some off for charity tomorrow. They should really sell them in stores. Skittles have been selling out all over the Seattle metro for weeks now. Its crazy.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 30, 2014, 12:40:39 PM
Heehee.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/30/colin-kaepernick-unloads-on-richard-sherman/
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Brehvolution on January 30, 2014, 01:30:17 PM
 :tocry
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2014, 01:38:00 PM
I wonder how many cavities Lynch has.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: etiolate on January 30, 2014, 06:18:08 PM
Quote
“If I throw that ball one foot farther, it’s a TD and now you’re the goat, Richard Sherman.”

THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 30, 2014, 08:18:57 PM
Heehee.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/30/colin-kaepernick-unloads-on-richard-sherman/

He mad?
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 30, 2014, 10:04:05 PM
Employing the Jerry Jones Defense is bad form, you guys.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: bachikarn on January 31, 2014, 12:01:19 AM
"If I was a better QB, we would have beat you!!!"
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2014, 12:08:16 AM
look at your quarterback, Etiolet.   (http://i.imgur.com/BfJBePQ.png)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Stafford  :snoop
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Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Brehvolution on January 31, 2014, 12:15:51 AM
Kaep led the team to 2 straight NFC champ games and a SB in his first 26 games. Kaep's fine with me.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 31, 2014, 03:47:18 PM
(http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/funlads-450x600.jpg)
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 31, 2014, 04:12:25 PM
Such excitement
Much nervousness
Wow Hawks
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 31, 2014, 04:26:10 PM
Went ahead and put in for Monday, don't want to be nursing my Super Bowl hangover at work!
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 31, 2014, 04:37:17 PM
If I take a day off, it will be Tuesday for a potential victory parade in downtown Seattle.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2014, 04:57:58 PM
Apparently like 7 million people ask for the Monday after the Super Bowl off, insane. Employers have to know why you're asking for the day off...I wouldn't have the balls to ask.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 31, 2014, 05:26:37 PM
If it's just one day out of the year and from your own vacation time I don't know why employers would give too much of a shit.  It would be worse to call in sick on Monday.  Request it off three ish weeks in advance?  Don't see the problem.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 31, 2014, 05:52:23 PM
I straight up told my boss I was going to a Super Bowl party and would be hung over so I'd like to use a vacation day, you don't need an iron clad alibi to use vacation breh
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 31, 2014, 08:48:57 PM
(http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/funlads-450x600.jpg)

I'd swear these two were gay for each other, but apparently not! Stewart married a women, and not that long ago. They even went to Chuck E Cheese afterward! Guess he's just wants to kick it with a bro, he doesn't wanna marry one.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 31, 2014, 09:24:14 PM
Nonsense, all British people are gay.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: bachikarn on February 01, 2014, 02:43:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTaH-OtUv94

So this is what he has been doing in his free time
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: nudemacusers on February 01, 2014, 03:09:12 PM
my single vote has turned the tide in favor of the true winners™. suck it.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 01, 2014, 03:31:25 PM
Not gonna lie, I'd watch Illegal Formation.

Anyone doing any cooking today in prep for the game tomorrow?  About to go buy ingredients for some beer infused hot dog bites as well as my salsa I make every year.  Thinking about trying to make some wings as well...
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: etiolate on February 01, 2014, 06:32:33 PM
http://www.sbnation.com/2014/1/30/5351052/breaking-madden-super-bowl-broncos-seahawks

amazing
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 01, 2014, 10:50:58 PM
Not gonna lie, I'd watch Illegal Formation.

Anyone doing any cooking today in prep for the game tomorrow?  About to go buy ingredients for some beer infused hot dog bites as well as my salsa I make every year.  Thinking about trying to make some wings as well...

Got some ginger garlic chicken marinating, also gonna do baked pineapple
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 02, 2014, 12:18:50 PM
Gonna throw up. So nervous.

GO HAWKS!
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 02, 2014, 12:27:02 PM
I kinda feel like I want to throw 10 bucks on the Hawks, any of you use an online sports book?
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 02, 2014, 12:39:53 PM
Just don't put 10.4 million on the game like Floyd Mayweather...
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 02, 2014, 12:40:48 PM
Damn, nope just an expendable 10 to make it even more interesting lol
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Huff on February 02, 2014, 01:56:56 PM
I kinda feel like I want to throw 10 bucks on the Hawks, any of you use an online sports book?

Not even worth it if you're only going to put 10$ on it and never bet again
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2014, 04:07:03 PM
Just don't put 10.4 million on the game like Floyd Mayweather...

I remember him betting like 5mil on a Cowboys game this season, 3 point cover. Cowboys won by 3, he got 5mil
:rejoice

he's so dumb yet constantly wins shit like this, it's amazing
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 02, 2014, 05:08:59 PM
If I take a day off, it will be Tuesday for a potential victory parade in downtown Seattle.

I will take the week off for the reopening of Bauhaus in Capitol Hill
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2014, 06:03:15 PM
Joe Buck :snoop
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2014, 06:25:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vNYmA8v.png)
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 02, 2014, 06:27:08 PM
More than half of every game is just shots of players standing around. :goty
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 02, 2014, 06:29:01 PM
Joe Namath has already ruined the Super Bowl. :lol
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 02, 2014, 06:34:24 PM
roflmao
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2014, 06:34:43 PM
Broncos ded, gaem over.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2014, 06:35:43 PM
Manny being Manny.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2014, 06:37:34 PM
Game's getting out of hand already.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Huff on February 02, 2014, 06:38:19 PM
Percy's so good.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2014, 06:59:44 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfgcWKgCEAAh0mt.png:large)

 :sabu
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2014, 07:12:47 PM
manningface.jpg
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 02, 2014, 07:14:10 PM
Time to put in Tebow.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2014, 07:14:56 PM
Relevant:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/even-ceo-cant-figure-out-how-radioshack-still-in-b,2190/
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2014, 07:23:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/FilBmkm.jpg)
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2014, 07:27:15 PM
Mark Wahlberg is SHIA LEBEOUF in TRANSFORMERS: BEAST WARS!
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 02, 2014, 07:39:09 PM
Denver is done.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2014, 07:39:12 PM
manningface.jpg
.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Your Stalker on February 02, 2014, 07:39:37 PM
well damn
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 02, 2014, 07:39:39 PM
Gat damn
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2014, 07:40:24 PM
Wow
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2014, 07:42:39 PM
Brock Osweiler time!
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 02, 2014, 07:43:07 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: nudemacusers on February 02, 2014, 07:44:25 PM
I having difficulty selecting the appropriate gif or emote to encapsulate my emotions right now

Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: El Babua on February 02, 2014, 07:44:55 PM
Overturned most likely but still :heh
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: etiolate on February 02, 2014, 07:45:46 PM
nfc championship was the real super bowl

It's the 90s again!
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 02, 2014, 08:11:32 PM
Made a good bet so far
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2014, 08:14:46 PM
:beli
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: nudemacusers on February 02, 2014, 08:31:15 PM
bruno mars =  :obama

rhcp = :trash
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Huff on February 02, 2014, 08:32:04 PM
Percy's so good.

.

go gators
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: nudemacusers on February 02, 2014, 08:32:56 PM
 :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: etiolate on February 02, 2014, 08:32:58 PM
:lol Manning's reaction to the kickoff return
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: helios on February 02, 2014, 08:33:32 PM
Gottdamn
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: El Babua on February 02, 2014, 08:33:55 PM
Starting to feel kinda bad for the Broncos right now.

:heh
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2014, 08:34:09 PM
Gundam found drowned in a pool of jizz.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: etiolate on February 02, 2014, 08:42:03 PM
Niners would be stomping them, too. =(
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Tasty on February 02, 2014, 08:43:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vNYmA8v.png)

Any versions for other sports?
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: etiolate on February 02, 2014, 08:45:20 PM
there's going to be a lot of drunken phone calls to sports shows proclaiming this is the curse of tebow
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2014, 08:50:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/uhb6zdB.png)

 :gladbron
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: etiolate on February 02, 2014, 08:52:29 PM
that's such a white princess girl joke jesus fuck

my sister would make that sort of joke
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2014, 08:56:33 PM
that's such a white princess girl joke jesus fuck

my sister would make that sort of joke

How about this one?

(http://i.imgur.com/D3valBS.png)

:gladbron :gladbron
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Positive Touch on February 02, 2014, 08:59:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/pjgFZGYl.jpg)

GOLD
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2014, 09:02:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/kgR6nUJ.png)

:gladbron :gladbron :gladbron
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2014, 09:09:45 PM
Grats Gundam
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 02, 2014, 09:11:04 PM
Hilary with the ether
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2014, 09:24:38 PM
Worst beatdown since the Cowboys vs. Bills in '93. I can't even with this. :stahp
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: nudemacusers on February 02, 2014, 09:38:29 PM
bruno mars =  :obama

rhcp = :trash

Montana is the worst state in the Union.
nope, that honor belongs to North Dakota.

Good try tho
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: nudemacusers on February 02, 2014, 09:47:33 PM
Delaware.
I refuse to believe that is possible.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 02, 2014, 09:47:41 PM
Why is Peyton Manning still in this game?
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Your Stalker on February 02, 2014, 09:48:29 PM
i was gonna say wyoming but they have yellowstone at least
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 02, 2014, 09:49:44 PM
Let's not kid ourselves here, guys. It's Oklahoma.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2014, 09:51:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/EuJqgKn.gif)
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Positive Touch on February 02, 2014, 09:52:23 PM
if kansas didnt have obama they would have jack shit to their name except "highest number of large fields"
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: nudemacusers on February 02, 2014, 09:55:38 PM
florida has beaches
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 02, 2014, 09:55:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/EuJqgKn.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/268855E.gif)
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: etiolate on February 02, 2014, 09:58:05 PM
Montana is actually a beautiful state. Plus, I think they still got injuns up there.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2014, 09:59:03 PM
florida has beaches

So does North Korea.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: etiolate on February 02, 2014, 10:00:34 PM
They'll probably cheese the MVP to Wilson, but it should go to someone on the Seattle D. Probably Avril as a first choice.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: nudemacusers on February 02, 2014, 10:02:45 PM
some chick (friend of a friend) was ranting about america's obsession with sports and spending time in front of a television instead of with your kids.

turns out she's a sf fan  :patel

florida has beaches

So does North Korea.
so they're both better than north dakota
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: nudemacusers on February 02, 2014, 10:03:33 PM
Montana is actually a beautiful state. Plus, I think they still got injuns up there.
yeah, montana is gorgeous in the summer. haters need to go outdoors.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 02, 2014, 10:12:40 PM
 :rejoice

Congrats Gundam.

Choker Manny got the ending that he deserved.  Today makes up for every one of his stat padding TDs in meaningless blowouts. 
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: davepoobond on February 02, 2014, 10:13:59 PM
entertaining game full of random dumb things  :lol
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 02, 2014, 10:18:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl0zw1YVZd4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bls1KKDwmo
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: El Babua on February 02, 2014, 10:25:41 PM
Florida's cool. Just avoid the people.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: nudemacusers on February 02, 2014, 10:37:47 PM
Florida's cool. Just avoid the people.
more like come to florida and the people avoid you  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 02, 2014, 11:16:52 PM
bruno mars killed it
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2014, 11:41:22 PM
Grats to Gundam again. I had a feeling Seattle's defense would give the Broncos trouble, but I didn't expect THAT.

I know Aikman and others were quick to say Manning's legacy will not be impacted by this but let's be real: he has struggled in the playoffs since he came into the league, and played rather average in the one SB he won.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Positive Touch on February 02, 2014, 11:42:16 PM
The fact remains that for Mother's Milk, BSSM, Californication and By the Way alone, the Chili Peppers are Hall of Famers.


all this rhcp talk and you never bother to include party on your pussy
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 02, 2014, 11:51:48 PM
Manning will go down s the greatest regular season QB who ever played.

Joe Montana will still reign as king.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 02, 2014, 11:52:43 PM
WHOA. DID NOT EXPECT THAT KIND OF VICTORY.

Grats Gundam

I LOVE MY TEAM!!!

TAKING MY DAUGHTER TO THE PARADE ON WEDNESDAY!!!

LOVE YOU ALL!!!

GO HAWKS!!!!

I told my wife a couple weeks ago that if we won the Super Bowl, I'd be getting myself a Seahawks jersey with the Super Bowl 48 logo on it. Since I drank a shitton and she drove home, I ordered it while sitting in the car on I-5. No. 12 baby!!!
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 02, 2014, 11:55:51 PM
Seahawks do have the sexiest jerseys in the league.  Wish Nike would revamp everyone else's jerseys.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 02, 2014, 11:57:01 PM
Congrats Gundam and Seattle bore.

But, I think we can all agree that the real winners tonight were everybody who subscribed to the Iron Sheik's twitter feed
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 02, 2014, 11:59:14 PM
(http://images.footballfanatics.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=/productimages/_1652000/altimages/FF_1652081ALT2_xl.jpg&w=400)

YEAHH!!!!

(http://images.footballfanatics.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=%2fproductImages%2f_1660000%2fff_1660635_xl.jpg&w=400)

YEAH!!!!
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mandark on February 03, 2014, 12:04:26 AM
Just dropping in to say congrats to Gundam.  That was a late 80's/early 90's style NFC beatdown (by a former AFC team, but still).
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2014, 12:06:40 AM
BTW the Seahawks are the poster boy for the importance of having a good GM. They have built a very good team over the course of YEARS. The seeds for tonight's win were sown many seasons ago in drafts, smart FA signings, etc. Sherman was a 5th round draft pick (in part thanks to Harbaugh being an asshole). Shut down corner, in the 5th round. Russell Wilson was a third round pick who multiple teams ignored. Anyone who saw him play in college could tell he was the real deal. Likewise, anyone who say his appearance on Gruden's QB Camp could tell he was going to will himself to success.

Also, a coaching staff that gets the best out of players; same goes for the Broncos. 46 players in the Super Bowl were either unranked or 2 star recruits out of high school. These are guys were were overlooked at the beginning of their college careers and good-but-not-great throughout their career. But they play the right way, and when you stack an NFL team with guys like that you win.

49ers build like that, the Seahawks build like that, the Broncos build like that, etc. That's how you win in the NFL. Take notes, Detroit.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 03, 2014, 12:08:30 AM
That's how you win in the NFL. Take notes, Dallas.

.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 03, 2014, 12:09:49 AM
That's how you win in the NFL. Take notes, Dallas.

.

Dallas just needs to fire their GM :heh
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 03, 2014, 12:10:12 AM
no one gives a shit about detroit maurice
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mandark on February 03, 2014, 12:10:20 AM
Are you auditioning for a talking head spot on Fox Sports 1, PD?
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: bachikarn on February 03, 2014, 12:13:54 AM
Grats to Gundam again. I had a feeling Seattle's defense would give the Broncos trouble, but I didn't expect THAT.

I know Aikman and others were quick to say Manning's legacy will not be impacted by this but let's be real: he has struggled in the playoffs since he came into the league, and played rather average in the one SB he won.

I don't follow the NFL that much, but do his teams normally have a good defense and run game? I'm partial to think that he elevates his team in the regular season, but he can't keep it up in the play offs when he has to play good team after good team. It's not like the safety was his fault. A lot of the poor passes by him were due to Seattle's DL getting their hands on Payton. The rest of his team shit the bed too with the turn overs.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mandark on February 03, 2014, 12:18:36 AM
It's a long running argument, not just about Manning but with sports in general: if a good player seems to underperform in a few key games, does that mean he's a choker or lacks some intangible gift for winning, or is it just variance in a really small sample size?

Count me in with the Vulcans on this one.  I don't really believe that Pro Bowl QB's are inherently losers based on a few key losses.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Except Tony Romo.  Suck it.
[close]
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 03, 2014, 12:22:03 AM
Tony Romo

"Pro Bowl"

 :heh

In all seriousness, Peyton's teams have always been marred with terrible defenses, sans the year he won.  Denver's D this year was pretty bad, even though they played pretty well in the playoffs up until tonight.

Really though, the biggest problem for Denver tonight?  Their offensive line.  Peyton was pressured every single fucking down.  Peyton as a scrambling QB is never what you want.  I don't blame him for two of the picks he threw tonight.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2014, 12:22:18 AM
no one gives a shit about detroit maurice

And yet we had the best commercial tonight by far. :smug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlSn8Isv-3M

 :lawd
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 03, 2014, 12:26:13 AM
Horseshit, the Doritos commercial where the little girl rides the dog and ties her brother up was the best. That or the doberman/chihuahua one.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: nudemacusers on February 03, 2014, 12:34:19 AM
all superbowl commercials are stupid, nobody should care about them.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2014, 12:38:15 AM
The worst ad was our local Michigan one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty-0zaKcWj0

:beli
9% unemployment rate
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: nudemacusers on February 03, 2014, 12:41:47 AM
nah I remember when I was younger it was all about funny/bizarre ads like the bud frogs and godaddy shit. ofc there were some inspirational shits here and there but not all this abstract aspirational culture garbage that seems super hollow and calculated for likes and shares.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2014, 12:42:19 AM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/91b9dac3c6ce7c96e0fb04472bf91877/tumblr_n0ed9rHDYp1ra2rkho1_500.png)
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: bachikarn on February 03, 2014, 12:45:06 AM
haha wtf

https://vine.co/v/MzEdqObw1nr
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 03, 2014, 12:45:30 AM
Yeah that Dylan one was my favorite too
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: bachikarn on February 03, 2014, 12:46:02 AM
It seemed like there were A LOT of car ads this year, but maybe I just didn't pay attention previous years.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2014, 12:46:11 AM
haha wtf

https://vine.co/v/MzEdqObw1nr

(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18zmoyztm8yh6gif/ku-xlarge.gif)
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2014, 02:29:14 AM
Denver looked lost out there tonight on both sides of the ball. What was going on? Did they not expect us to step up and perform? What did they think Seattle was going to do?
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mandark on February 03, 2014, 02:34:15 AM
Denver looked lost out there tonight on both sides of the ball. What was going on? Did they not expect us to step up and perform? What did they think Seattle was going to do?
:badass
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2014, 02:35:48 AM
Not a humble brag. What was their game plan? I'm really curious what they had worked on going into the game.

Oh, you're targeting my usage of us. You're awesome. I love you.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2014, 02:40:25 AM
The thing that surprised me was Denver's focus on screens. I haven't seen those work against Seattle much all year. I thought Seattle was going to be the team that relied on those types of safe, short yardage plays due to Wilson being in a high pressure game; I just assumed the OC would be calling conservative plays. But to see Manning do that was very surprising.

But then again, Seattle completely shut down Denver's run game. When that happens a lot of teams try to go for screens to essentially replace the run game, but jeez...that shit was being locked down hard.

Welker and Decker had been getting wide open all season until tonight.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: etiolate on February 03, 2014, 02:44:51 AM
Everybody's favorite Bill Simmons put forth a theory that Seattle and SF plays with a speed and strength that beats up other teams and that teams have to take time to adjust to because they just don't face that sort of thing in their schedule.

I think Denver was looking to challenge Seattle deep, but Manning was throwing worblers all night. In the second half, they came out with a bit more spreads and then try to get some RAC.

They just seemed shock from facing an athletic team, so maybe there's some merit to the theory about SF/Seatle's physicality.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2014, 02:44:51 AM
It's crazy. The Hawks did nothing different today. They ran the same thing they always do. The only difference was Percy Harvin.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2014, 02:51:12 AM
Manning looked off all night; sort of reminded me of Brady in the AFC Championship, except instead of overthrowing Manning was underthrowing. Constantly under pressure.

Cliff Avril was causing mayhem out there. I was so frustrated by his inconsistencies when he was with Detroit, but he looked good for all the playoffs this year.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mandark on February 03, 2014, 02:52:18 AM
I was barely half-focused on the game, if that, but it sure seemed like the 'hawks won all the individual battles, right?

Like Welker and the Thomases never seemed to be open, the running game got shut down, the O-line could never produce a completely clean pocket (even if Manning didn't get hit, Seattle was disrupting passing lanes and forcing him to get rid of the ball quicker).  The case for the Seahawks before the game was that they would just be more physical and outmuscle Denver, and it certainly seems to have played out that way.

That said, there were a number of key plays that all went Seattle's way and a lot were a matter of inches, or split-second reactions.  The kickoff return, the batted balls, the fumbles.  Those are the plays that Bill Barnwell and other NFL geeks stress as being pretty random: fumbles vary a lot from year to year with the same teams and players.  So maybe if you replay this game 100 times, it only turns into a massacre 5 or 10 of those times.  But still, it really felt like a more athletic team just beating up on, and then demoralizing, its opponent.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Your Stalker on February 03, 2014, 02:58:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/P99k3jI.jpg)
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2014, 03:01:14 AM
Not sure I'd put batted balls in the same category as fumbles and broken coverage on a kick off return with respect to randomness. The Broncos OL was getting destroyed all game, they looked out of their league; that's always going to result in bad things, specifically INTs. Whereas fumbles tend to be more random in my view. Thomas' big fumble seemed like it was 100% ball handling (or lack thereof), but then again I noticed he was doing that for much of the game.

Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 03, 2014, 09:19:48 AM
I called the game after the very first play, when Manning and Denver's center somehow weren't even close to being on the same page. Maybe that would work out somehow in a regular season game against an average opponent, but the Super Bowl? Against the #1 defense? Geez.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 03, 2014, 09:38:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBqha_1_RNs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF37z72H-q8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSer5sMsZNI
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 03, 2014, 09:44:33 AM
Denver hadn't faced a top 10 defense all season though, right? How the fuck were they gonna be prepared for Seattle? I always thought the Seahawks would win, just didn't think it would be an out and out slaughter.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 03, 2014, 10:15:47 AM
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19ehlgstbl88ygif/ku-xlarge.gif)
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2014, 11:00:31 AM
Denver hadn't faced a top 10 defense all season though, right? How the fuck were they gonna be prepared for Seattle? I always thought the Seahawks would win, just didn't think it would be an out and out slaughter.

That apparently didn't matter to a lot of the national sports media.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 03, 2014, 11:02:44 AM
The Bore's ad of the game, right here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOMrA-BGuLY
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 03, 2014, 11:17:23 AM
Greatest Super Bowl commercial of all time:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr2gdPY-88w
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: nudemacusers on February 03, 2014, 12:13:57 PM
for fans of superbowl fashion

joe namath's balla fur (peppermint schnapps not included)
http://kaufmanfurs.com/gallery/index.php?cat=33


burno mars' swaggalicious jawns:
http://racked.com/archives/2014/02/03/bruno-mars-saint-laurent-super-bowl-lewk-cost-5830.php
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2014, 12:24:45 PM
Namath's coat was WTF.

Mars looked great.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 03, 2014, 12:35:22 PM
Illuminati and 9/11 Truthers? This was the most Alex Jonesy Superbowl ever!
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: nudemacusers on February 03, 2014, 12:35:29 PM
omg  :lol :lol
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2014, 01:07:10 PM
:dead :dead :dead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6lP7RJ6ORU

(http://i.imgur.com/jMEMxi1.png)
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 03, 2014, 01:41:07 PM
Felt pretty bad for the one guy at the party last night who was a Broncos fan
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2014, 01:58:34 PM
No Broncos fans at our party last night, but my one friend who is a diehard Niners fan went home at some point during the first quarter. He said it was too loud for his little boy, but his wife (who stayed and cheered on the Hawks) just said he was being grumpy.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: nudemacusers on February 03, 2014, 02:01:55 PM
I've been seeing a lot of grumpy facebook posts from niners fans. which is understandable, because they probably would have waltzed into a win too.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2014, 02:02:23 PM
Listening to some sports radio today and WOW a lot of callers were pissed at that Coke ad. Pathetic. What do they think "melting pot" means?
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 03, 2014, 02:09:29 PM
I've been seeing a lot of grumpy facebook posts from niners fans. which is understandable, because they probably would have waltzed into a win too.

Yeah, I have too. They probably would've beat the Broncos in the Super Bowl, but they didn't make it to the Super Bowl. Stop living in a world of "if."
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 03, 2014, 02:23:50 PM
Greatest Super Bowl commercial of all time:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr2gdPY-88w
:rofl

Illuminati and 9/11 Truthers? This was the most Alex Jonesy Superbowl ever!

Isn't Pete Carroll a 9/11 Truther anyways? That should make for an awkward White House photo-op!
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Brehvolution on February 03, 2014, 02:33:41 PM
Listening to some sports radio today and WOW a lot of callers were pissed at that Coke ad. Pathetic. What do they think "melting pot" means?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=99399614&postcount=56
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Brehvolution on February 03, 2014, 04:48:22 PM
(http://abload.de/img/foxyearinnflysu4j.jpg)
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 03, 2014, 05:26:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/uzzen0M.png)
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2014, 08:19:09 PM
Quote
So I thought it only prudent to offer him my best wishes.

'Congratulations from England,' I (the writer) said, offering my right hand.

'You come all the way from England, boss?', he (Lynch) said, and duly shook it.

'Yes, congratulations. It must be brilliant,’ the cringeworthy reply.

'Brilliant, boss. You sound like Harry Potter.'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/nfl/article-2550864/Congratulations-England-Our-man-New-Jersey-celebrates-Seattles-Lynch.html#ixzz2sHoHsqH8

 :dead :sabu
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 03, 2014, 08:34:18 PM
Marshawn Lynch is the greatest. :lol
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Trent Dole on February 04, 2014, 10:59:34 AM
Listening to some sports radio today and WOW a lot of callers were pissed at that Coke ad. Pathetic. What do they think "melting pot" means?
Melting pot of white Europeans only. :maf Also fuck Europe cause they didn't support our Iraq invasion. :usacry
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: El Babua on February 04, 2014, 11:42:21 AM
I like how the poll here was tied or close to it at the start of the game, then grew in Seattle's favor as the game went on.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 04, 2014, 11:51:38 AM
They've been replaying the Seattle radio broadcast of the Super Bowl this morning from 6-9. It's awesome.

I like how the poll here was tied or close to it at the start of the game, then grew in Seattle's favor as the game went on.

People could also vote for both teams. At one point only 11 people had voted, but it was tied 11-11.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 04, 2014, 04:47:37 PM
I only ever voted for Seattle, and I did it before the SB. No fucking way I'm ever voting for or hoping for Fetushead to get another ring. I get to keep using the stupid and unfair "Eli has more rings" argument.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 04, 2014, 05:21:13 PM
Quote from: http://music-mix.ew.com/2014/02/04/red-hot-chili-peppers-super-bowl-not-plugged-in/
Inevitably, close watchers of the broadcast noticed that neither Flea’s bass nor Josh Klinghoffer’s guitar appeared to be plugged in to anything. It was first pointed out by Living Colour guitarist Vernon Reid, who tweeted “That guitar is plugged into NOTHING” during the show. Photo evidence seemed to back him up, and though there was a stirring online debate about whether or not the Peppers could have been using wireless transmitters, Reid set the world straight. “There were NO wireless packs,” he tweeted. “Which would be a nightmare given the huge amount of wireless channels. They leave NOTHING to chance.”
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 04, 2014, 10:51:33 PM
NFL Network is replaying the Super Bowl right now.

It's even better the second time.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 05, 2014, 06:46:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/P3Iazdd.jpg)

Today was awesome. GO HAWKS!
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2014, 11:20:18 PM
https://twitter.com/brendanzig/status/430195489753935872

 :stahp
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: etiolate on February 05, 2014, 11:28:34 PM
damn
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 10, 2014, 04:46:50 PM
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1165320-2012-nfl-draft-grades-power-ranking-teams-that-failed-on-draft-day

 :lol
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 10, 2014, 04:47:27 PM
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1165320-2012-nfl-draft-grades-power-ranking-teams-that-failed-on-draft-day

 :lol

Yep. That got a lot of traction in Seattle last week.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 10, 2014, 04:54:30 PM
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As if the day wasn’t bad enough, Seattle selecting Russell Wilson, a QB that doesn’t fit their offense at all, was by far the worst move of the draft. With the two worst moves of the draft, Seattle is the only team that received an F on draft day.

:rofl
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 10, 2014, 04:56:52 PM
Admit it Etiolet, you wrote that shit.
Title: Re: 2014 Super Bowl Thread: The Fray v Macklemore
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 14, 2014, 11:50:50 AM
The Richie Incognito report is out, and yeah, he's pretty much a dick.

http://deadspin.com/the-worst-stuff-from-the-dolphins-investigation-updati-1522846626

(http://i.imgur.com/dc6FlvR.png)

Quote
Incognito: How u doing buddy? Feeling better?? I miss us

Martin: Wassup man? The worlds gone crazy lol I'm good tho congrats on the win

Incognito: Thanks dude It's unbelievable all the attention this is getting. All that's important is that you feel better and know we miss u dude

Martin: Yeah I'm good man. It's insane bro but just know I don't blame you guys at all it's just the culture around football and the locker room got to me a little.

Martin: Btw... Never check yourself into a mental hospital

Just hours later, Incognito conducted a text conversation with Mike Pouncey:

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Incognito: Fuck Jmart That taco is never [allowed] back

Pouncey: Bro I said the same thing I can't even look at him the same he's a pussy

Incognito: My agent just asked if we held mandatory strip club meetings Jmart is fucking ratting on everyone

Pouncey: Lol wow are you serious he is a fuck boy

Pouncey: He's not welcome back bro I can't be around that fucking guy

Incognito: Fuck that guy if Ur not with us Ur against us

Pouncey: No question bro he's a coward for snitching

Incognito: Snitches get stitches Blood in blood out Fucking guy Pouncey: He's dead to me
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 09, 2014, 01:57:55 PM
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William Clay Ford Sr., the owner of the Detroit Lions, has died at the age of 88.

Ford was the last surviving grandson of Henry Ford, the founder of Ford Motor Co., and has owned the Lions since November 1963.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10578119/william-clay-ford-sr-detroit-lions-owner-dies-88

RIP

However it's worth noting Sr. was quite a fan of Millen, who he considered a son; he's the reason Millen stayed as GM for so long. Ford Jr. wanted him gone a couple years earlier, and Ford Jr. also pulled the plug on Schwartz. So I have far more confidence in the son, and the future of the team.
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: team filler on March 10, 2014, 12:01:06 AM
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The Baltimore Sun reports the Raiders are expected to sign free agent T/G Rodger Saffold "for roughly $8 million per year."
The Raiders must value Saffold over in-house free agent LT Jared Veldheer, as the report states the Cardinals are expected to sign Veldheer for "between $7 million and $7.5 million." Saffold has generally been stretched as a starting left tackle in the league. He's fared better at right tackle and most productively at guard. Versatile but injury prone, Saffold would certainly be locked into the blindside in Oakland if they're going to shell out that kind of money.

If this turns out to be true, Reggie needs to go. Would be a shit move letting Veldheer walk for that cheap and then overpaying for the injury prone Saffold.
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: team filler on March 11, 2014, 05:57:56 PM
fuck reggie
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 11, 2014, 06:13:50 PM
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@kmeinke 1h

Raiders signed OL Rodger Saffold for 5 years, $42.5 million ($21m guaranteed). Reiff, Waddle combine for 7 years, 9.5mil (6.5 guaranteed)

Lions had one of the best o lines in the league. The trenches are important, as is securing a great lineman...but you can find that talent a lot cheaper.
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 11, 2014, 06:29:22 PM
Golden Tate to visit the Lions tonight. No offense, PD, but Tate said he no interest in playing for a "crappy team." Money makes the world go 'round, I guess.
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 11, 2014, 06:35:58 PM
Couldn't stand his smug ass in college but he's obviously a solid WR. I don't expect he'll sign here so no hard feelings.

I'd prefer Emmanuel Sanders (Steelers) or Nicks (Giants). Really hope we don't use the #10 pick on a WR unless Sammy Watkins magically falls to us.
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 11, 2014, 07:21:18 PM
Nicks and Megatron would be great.

Tate is a #3 who thinks he deserves #2 money.
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 11, 2014, 08:45:53 PM
Cowboys cut Ware. Who the hell is on their dline now?
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: Brehvolution on March 12, 2014, 12:38:49 AM
We lost a hitner and gained a Bethea and about 6M.
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: milchs evil twin on March 12, 2014, 08:33:16 AM
I hope the whole city of Denver tumbles down the mountain.

:beli
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2014, 06:15:24 PM
Golden Tate to the Lions, 5 years 31mil

I heard about it late while driving home. Immediately thought "can't wait to get home and troll Gundam!" But once I got home I realized I needed to shovel ten inches of snow, and as I shoveled I slowly began to remember why the Lions are the Lions and the Seahawks are the Seahawks. It's not a bad deal but if we were a decent organization we wouldn't have to sign a #3 WR as our #2 - we could have drafted a #2 a couple years ago. Instead we drafted basket base Titus Young who will never play in the NFL again, and Ryan Broyles who tore one ACL in college and the other in the pros, and has never been healthy for us.

So instead of pulling out the :umad for Gundam I'll just shake his hand firmly and walk away.
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: etiolate on March 12, 2014, 06:26:55 PM
Niners pick up Jonathon Martin and Blaine Gabbert. Now a Health & Wellness Recovery Center for the early draft round.
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2014, 10:45:20 PM
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Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet · 1m
Unreal RT @BairCSN: #Raiders announce that Rodger Saffold failed a physical and will not be signing with the team.

(http://i.imgur.com/XKH4b9N.gif)
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 12, 2014, 10:50:24 PM
Golden Tate to the Lions, 5 years 31mil

I heard about it late while driving home. Immediately thought "can't wait to get home and troll Gundam!" But once I got home I realized I needed to shovel ten inches of snow, and as I shoveled I slowly began to remember why the Lions are the Lions and the Seahawks are the Seahawks. It's not a bad deal but if we were a decent organization we wouldn't have to sign a #3 WR as our #2 - we could have drafted a #2 a couple years ago. Instead we drafted basket base Titus Young who will never play in the NFL again, and Ryan Broyles who tore one ACL in college and the other in the pros, and has never been healthy for us.

So instead of pulling out the :umad for Gundam I'll just shake his hand firmly and walk away.

Good decision, bro.

I wish we had re-signed Tate, but I'm not devastated or anything. Dude got his payday, we'll see how it turns out for him. It would be interesting to see how much money he would've got with the same performance on a 10-6 Seahawks team who got knocked out in the 2nd round. Also, keep Tate away from your doughnut shops.

Curious if we'll get Jared Allen and/or Jermichael Finley. Curious if either of those are good ideas.
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: team filler on March 13, 2014, 08:28:59 PM
I didn't want that saffold bum at that price anyway, we got enough injury prone guys already
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: Brehvolution on March 18, 2014, 06:23:27 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BjCfWjECQAAz0qA.jpg:large)
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: Brehvolution on March 20, 2014, 10:45:23 AM
http://deadspin.com/tony-romo-spawns-future-frontman-of-weezer-cover-band-1547395027

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The newest Romo is a boy named Rivers. So, yeah, his name is Rivers Romo, which sounds a hell of a lot like Rivers Cuomo, who is the guy from Weezer. Either Tony and Candice have never heard of Weezer before and are in for a bit of a shock once they realize what they've done, or they are both just really big Weezer fans. I say it's 50-50 either way.

 :neogaf
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2014, 09:46:33 PM
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@ESPNStatsInfo

Mark Sanchez released by Jets. Since he entered the NFL in 2009, no qualified QB has posted a worse Total QBR than his 36.1
Quote
@AdamSchefter

Filed to ESPN: QB Michael Vick is signing with the New York Jets, per team and league sources.

let the fuckery commence
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 21, 2014, 10:10:36 PM
Such a dumb pickup.  Draft, you morons
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: Kara on March 21, 2014, 10:17:53 PM
Speaking of dumb pickups and not drafting...

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Oakland has traded a sixth-round pick in the 2014 draft to the Houston Texans in exchange for quarterback Matt Schaub, the Raiders announced Friday.

 :goty2
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2014, 04:21:36 PM
Lions got two 4th round  compensatory picks
:rejoice

Man, I can't wait for the draft. A lot of fans want to trade up and get Sammy Watkins, but I honestly think that would be a waste. We need a WR sure, but why trade up considering how strong the WR class is this year? Watkins is definitely the best WR available but I don't understand the logic of trading up to get him. We should be fine getting a solid WR in the second or third round, considering we have Golden Tate now.
Title: Re: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears
Post by: Brehvolution on March 28, 2014, 04:21:47 PM
(http://prod.static.eagles.clubs.nfl.com//assets/images/imported/PHI/videos/2014/03-March/960_mark_sanchez_signs_032814.jpg)

Reggie Whites in the background. :heh