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Title: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Eschaton on January 01, 2015, 04:30:01 PM
We might as well do yearlies breh :yeshrug Himu told me to make a new one.

New year, transfers coming, perhaps more of the same (http://i.imgur.com/JwPP3Ku.png)


Supporters database reference, lemme know if ive forgotten anyone:

Esch: Sporting Kansas City, Arsenal, USA



Death Ghidorah/Wrath : Inter Milan, Brazil

Fifstar : Werder Bremen , Germany

Premium Lager: Ajax, Legia Warsaw, Arsenal, Netherlands

headwalk: West Ham United, England

Himuro: Houston Dynamo, USA

Karakand: Manchester City, Athletic Bilbao, LA Galaxy, USA

Courage: Manchester United, Roma, AEK Athens, NY Red Bulls, USA

Mr. Gundam: Seattle Sounders, USA

dkdk: Manchester United, USA

Mandark: Arsenal, DC United, USA

Sausage: Liverpool, FC Dallas, USA

pollo: RBNY, NYCFC, Real Madrid, USA

Mr Gilhaney: Chelsea, Copenhagen, Palermo

Suppadoopa: Chicago Fire, Rosario Central, Kashima Antlers, Argentina

AiA: Arsenal, Columbus Crew, Team USA, Ronaldo


(http://i.minus.com/ibnBkg6EI4PSEV.gif)







adding this to the OP cause its awesome and i want to go back to it:

http://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/2tdmml/i_made_a_list_of_over_60_football_documentaries/
Title: Re: football/soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: Courage on January 01, 2015, 04:48:11 PM
They're called AEK Athens :tocry
Title: Re: football/soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: Courage on January 01, 2015, 04:54:44 PM
So after what happened with Lampard and FFP and also to avoid further Esch trolls, I doubt I'll be supporting NYCFC next mls season. Prolly won't support anyone or watch the Red Bulls or something.

NYCFC FB page posted about Lampard scoring today :rofl

https://m.facebook.com/newyorkcityfc/photos/a.160653384108126.1073741828.159424124231052/392091510964311/?type=1&theater
Title: Re: football/soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: Himu on January 01, 2015, 05:00:14 PM
Lmao @ that homer gif
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: Sausage on January 01, 2015, 11:02:15 PM
Happy trails Gerrard. It's for the best.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: headwalk on January 02, 2015, 01:59:22 PM
unless you're city, real or bayern, we're all feeder clubs anyway.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 02, 2015, 02:30:37 PM
FucK those clubs though
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: dkdk on January 02, 2015, 02:36:40 PM
unless you're city, real or bayern, we're all feeder clubs anyway.
we'll get to that level or die trying
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: pollo on January 02, 2015, 02:45:25 PM
pollo: Red Bulls,
spoiler (click to show/hide)
NYCFC
[close]
, USA, REAL
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: pollo on January 02, 2015, 02:53:21 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 02, 2015, 02:54:34 PM
Anyone feel bad when watching Wenger on the bench?

Reminds me of Moyes
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: dkdk on January 02, 2015, 04:59:16 PM
Anyone feel bad when watching Wenger on the bench?

Reminds me of Moyes

Nope. He chilling. Its on Arsenal to put him out of his misery.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 02, 2015, 07:36:11 PM
Anyone feel bad when watching Wenger on the bench?

Reminds me of Moyes

He's going to finish out his contract even if we end up not qualifying for the CL these next couple years breh. I do feel sort of bad for him though, people have been harassing him face to face and even if he isn't getting the most out of the club that a manager could he's still a legend. disgraceful.

he def. needs to splash the cash on a CB and DM soon. Preferably one with the atmosphere of a leader. Getting pathetic watching Flamini do his le petit dictateur act :ufup

iirc he said he wants another midfielder and striker....
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 02, 2015, 09:50:59 PM
Hello I support Spurs.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: Courage on January 02, 2015, 09:58:27 PM
Hello I support Spurs.
Typical Chelsea fan. Jumps the bandwagon in an instance :hitler
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 02, 2015, 10:09:20 PM
Hello I support Spurs.
Typical Chelsea fan. Jumps the bandwagon in an instance :hitler


(http://i.imgur.com/Brch14R.png)


And my other team of sure league winners aren't doing too hot either, 8 points behind in the Danish league, it's hard to be a glory hunter these days.  :snoop


Palermo are doing pretty damn good all things considered though, Dybala.  :whew


#fuckbrøndby

(http://i.minus.com/ipQSh7SFr5e9W.gif)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 03, 2015, 10:30:02 AM
Gilhaney where do you live son?

And who are you again?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 03, 2015, 02:33:48 PM
Gilhaney where do you live son?

And who are you again?

Trust me no one outside of Denmark watches Danish football.

And I'm Woodenlung.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 03, 2015, 03:52:43 PM
Aha that makes sense, Im Kosma, chatted to you on GAF I think.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: dkdk on January 04, 2015, 12:57:49 PM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/FriendlyHarmoniousDuckling.gif)

take a bow Herrera :whoo

i really hope we win the FA Cup this year. we're long overdue for one.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 04, 2015, 05:19:47 PM
and John Faxe Jensen said on Danish tv that it was unlikely Chesney would play anymore for the rest of the season, as he had received a huge fine after the Southampton game and his relationship with Wenger has broken down. :heh
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: dkdk on January 04, 2015, 05:42:00 PM
nah just more promising teenagers that will have their best years at other teams.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 04, 2015, 06:53:18 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6iH1r2IgAIFWUm.jpg)

His hair also did seem to grow awfully quick at Palermo a few times. I just think he goes to the same place as you do in GTA to get your hair done.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: headwalk on January 04, 2015, 07:30:31 PM
good to see moyes' take an old fashioned english rear guard action to that league of fancy footed ponces. hope he achieves his dream of filling la real with english loanees and underachievers and it resembles some colonial penal outpost to fight off the dirty iberian hordes.

tempted to buy a new TV just to make the most of akinfenwa tomorrow.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: Fifstar on January 05, 2015, 05:56:57 AM
Didn't know spielverlagerung has a separate page for their english texts now, wanted to post this http://spielverlagerung.com/2014/11/21/the-problem-with-english-football/ article for a while. Their writing is not the best, but they write very deep tactical analyses. Obsessed in a positive way. 11tegen11 is also great, liking his expG over 90 minutes charts.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: headwalk on January 05, 2015, 11:10:00 AM
Didn't know spielverlagerung has a separate page for their english texts now, wanted to post this http://spielverlagerung.com/2014/11/21/the-problem-with-english-football/ article for a while. Their writing is not the best, but they write very deep tactical analyses. Obsessed in a positive way. 11tegen11 is also great, liking his expG over 90 minutes charts.

that's like r/soccer self post level guff.

or maybe r/aspergers.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: Fifstar on January 05, 2015, 12:25:43 PM
They don't dislike Wilson, I'm fairly certain they're big fans of inverting the pyramid. Just used it as an illustration of a problem.

And if you think that article is asperberger level stuff, you haven't seen their really longs texts yet...

Imo their biggest strength is their biggest weakness as well. They ignore basically anything that is not tactics which often leads to overinterpretation. On the other hand their articles are free of armchair pychologism which seems to make up most mainstream articles and is most often pure speculation to create a story.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 05, 2015, 02:28:18 PM
Welcome to Chelsea, Messi. I always believed in you being like a top 10 footballer.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: dkdk on January 05, 2015, 07:11:26 PM
Barca's fall off is glorious. Fuck em  :pacspit

Shame that La Liga ain't shit or they wouldn't make the CL.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: dkdk on January 05, 2015, 08:21:56 PM
i could never be mad at the superclub blueprint.

barca and their sense of footballing moral superiority on the other hand in recent years...  ::)
i haven't fucked w/ them since the ronaldinho days. my dude got a standing O in the bernabeu (http://i.imgur.com/VWb1n.png)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62cW9uCUPfg

la liga is damn near a farce anyway w/ the tv revenue situation. they need to fix that shit yesterday.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: headwalk on January 05, 2015, 10:04:48 PM
moyes killed the biggest club in english football
moyes killed the biggest club in spanish football

will nobody stop this monster?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: headwalk on January 05, 2015, 10:09:44 PM
you all make a lot of bad noise about english football while being total prem junkies. this is worse than the GAF thread. you know you slags love it.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: dkdk on January 05, 2015, 11:28:34 PM
ronaldo7 has gotten me through a lot of workdays lately.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 06, 2015, 07:23:59 AM
That reminds me, Wiziwig is dead now but I have the hook up on some fantastic streams if you guys want them :hitler

edit: fuck it

http://cricfree.sx/sky-sports-1-live-stream

http://www.vipleague.is/

http://www.ronaldo7.net/video/soccer-live.html

http://www.footballstreaming.info/streams/todays-links/

I need my acestream links.  :beli

That Ronaldo site is great. Got a page dedicated to all the beards he has been dating.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: Courage on January 06, 2015, 04:39:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/LlGaRUn.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : human transfer viehmarkt
Post by: pollo on January 07, 2015, 06:17:09 AM
Not sure what rbny are doing.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Barcelolna
Post by: Courage on January 08, 2015, 12:16:33 PM
When your second division team beats a first division team 3-0 :lawd
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Barcelolna
Post by: Courage on January 08, 2015, 12:23:54 PM
Makes sense that Bayern offloaded Shaqiri; he had no place there.

Inter reinforcing their team with some good transfers :leon
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Barcelolna
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 09, 2015, 10:15:35 AM
Bony going to City is going to do wonders for my Fantasy team.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Barcelolna
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 09, 2015, 01:41:18 PM
Bony is gonna be playing for sure, aguero is always injured.

Think they will sell someone
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Barcelolna
Post by: dkdk on January 11, 2015, 12:47:39 PM
lvg is gonna cost us a cl spot. christ.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Barcelolna
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 11, 2015, 01:26:10 PM
Great weekend, gonna pass Esch in the Bore league

And LVG is the only reason why you are in the race for a ticket
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Barcelolna
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 11, 2015, 01:51:54 PM
Dont forget your second wildcard

Your team looks solid
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Ballon D'Or Demographics
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 12, 2015, 01:46:58 PM
Luiz... Did these people watch the world cup?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Ballon D'Or Demographics
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 12, 2015, 03:03:29 PM
Messi voting Mourinho.  :phil
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Ballon D'Or Demographics
Post by: Courage on January 12, 2015, 04:35:51 PM
Take out Luiz, Iniesta, put in Mascherano, Blind and I'd be fine with that.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Ballon D'Or Demographics
Post by: dkdk on January 12, 2015, 07:24:42 PM
c. dot did it again (http://i.imgur.com/n6DZ7.png)

3 peat coming.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Ballon D'Or Demographics
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 13, 2015, 09:38:29 AM
Take out Luiz, Iniesta, put in Mascherano, Blind and I'd be fine with that.

Blind? How about Mikel.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Ballon D'Or Demographics
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 13, 2015, 01:21:55 PM
What aboot that Ronaldo grunt huh

Ps hate you esch for still being ahead
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Ballon D'Or Demographics
Post by: headwalk on January 13, 2015, 11:36:39 PM
ballon d'or is probably the most singularly uninteresting corporate wankjob in football and i have no idea how you cunts and the rest of the nu football internet world can find so much to say about it.

proper cup tie tonight. my voice is fucked.

http://gfycat.com/DistantFlamboyantEyra

irons.

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Ballon D'Or Demographics
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 14, 2015, 11:35:14 AM
Were only 100 points behind, we can do it
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : La Resurrección de Torres
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 15, 2015, 04:36:00 PM
Great thread title change
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : La Resurrección de Torres
Post by: Courage on January 16, 2015, 01:11:42 PM
Holy shit, what a nutjob. He looks like a douchebag too.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : La Resurrección de Torres
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 18, 2015, 01:13:10 PM
Sweet win for the Gunners.

Poor Methodis.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : La Resurrección de Torres
Post by: Courage on January 18, 2015, 01:19:12 PM
 Fuck City indeed.  :pacspit
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : La Resurrección de Torres
Post by: headwalk on January 18, 2015, 03:05:04 PM
hammers saved my FPL. was on 9 points this morning, now i'm on 52.

that donkey aguero only counting for one of them.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : La Resurrección de Torres
Post by: dkdk on January 18, 2015, 03:35:36 PM
damn giovinco coming to the mls already. it wasn't long ago that he was a promising prospect.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : La Resurrección de Torres
Post by: dkdk on January 19, 2015, 01:49:16 PM
they're paying gio 7 mill a year??!!!?!?! he couldn't get half that anywhere in europe.

 :rofl what kind of clownshow are they running up in toronto?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : La Resurrección de Torres
Post by: dkdk on January 21, 2015, 07:15:06 PM
Odegard already getting 80k a week.

Life ain't fair
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : La Resurrección de Torres
Post by: Sausage on January 23, 2015, 05:05:35 PM
lol Man U
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : La Resurrección de Torres
Post by: dkdk on January 23, 2015, 06:23:24 PM
fuckin christ  :lol :lol :lol

im glad i didn't realize we played today. would've wasted a perfectly good lazy friday at work getting worked up over these clowns.

ah well hope Leicester doesn't do us next Saturday.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : La Resurrección de Torres
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 24, 2015, 02:30:24 AM
Wouldnt worry too much about it.

@esch: ex players are already donating their shirts for a new place :)

Have to beat those kakkerlakken today
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : La Resurrección de Torres
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 24, 2015, 12:49:39 PM
United not looking so bad Now huh :)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : La Resurrección de Torres
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 24, 2015, 01:49:34 PM
Wow you are defending chelsea because they played with their "b team"?

They lost 2-4 at home with 50/100 million squad

United was crap, but they didnt lose, and it was away.

There is only 1 legaue difference between bradford and cambridge if Im correct.



Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : La Resurrección de Torres
Post by: dkdk on January 24, 2015, 03:07:06 PM
United not looking so bad Now huh :)

nah it's still really shit that we have to waste time replaying them.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : La Resurrección de Torres
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 24, 2015, 04:50:16 PM
United not looking so bad Now huh :)


They look just as bad as yesterday.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : FA Cup Magic
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 25, 2015, 06:32:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HNFCdapl.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : FA Cup Magic
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 25, 2015, 08:45:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HNFCdapl.jpg)


(http://a.pomf.se/iemwzw.gif)

(http://i.minus.com/iTqjajf3Zcl9h.gif)


 :win
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : FA Cup Magic
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 25, 2015, 09:06:00 AM
Im happy you guys got to play CL for the first time.

I know it means a lot to a small club.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : FA Cup Magic
Post by: dkdk on January 25, 2015, 01:36:51 PM
another day, another amazing pogba goal

(http://giant.gfycat.com/BriefDefiniteBeaver.gif)

and some zidane footwork for good measure
(http://giant.gfycat.com/GrimyAgitatedHerring.gif)

and this was cool too even though he didn't score
(http://giant.gfycat.com/GenuineLeftAmethystgemclam.gif)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : FA Cup Magic
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 25, 2015, 02:56:57 PM
Prob the best thing about todays game, Ajax was so bad, could have been 0-4 at least for Feyenoord.

But we got a point I guess.

Team needs an experienced player so bad.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : FA Cup Magic
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 25, 2015, 04:43:58 PM
Im happy you guys got to play CL for the first time.

I know it means a lot to a small club.

It really does.  :leon


Beating United that year.  :lawd

Getting through the group stages the next time we were in there, drawing against Barca at home and destroying Panathinaikos.  :anhuld


Only winning one match, against fucking Gala  the third time we were in there, but at least we got to also draw against Juve and fuck them over.   :heh
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : FA Cup Magic
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 26, 2015, 12:28:41 AM
Ill go to Parken if you make it again

Ajax prob wont :(
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : FA Cup Magic
Post by: dkdk on January 26, 2015, 12:43:29 AM
pretty sure riquelme is the only player ray hudson loves as much as messi
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : FA Cup Magic
Post by: Sausage on January 28, 2015, 03:49:32 PM
Following on my phone but this Atletico Barca game seems fucking nuts.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : FA Cup Magic
Post by: dkdk on January 28, 2015, 07:27:51 PM
anybody been following ACON or is it a collective (http://i.imgur.com/lV2kE.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : FA Cup Magic
Post by: Courage on January 30, 2015, 11:01:41 AM
Watch Fletcher shine at West Ham :beli
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Bayern lawst
Post by: Fifstar on January 31, 2015, 08:27:16 AM
Damn, should have watched the game. Dat Volkswagen money is paying off.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Bayern lawst
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 31, 2015, 11:04:29 AM
Forgot there is football today and didnt take out Costa :/

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Bayern lawst
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 31, 2015, 02:54:43 PM
Id be upset if I didnt become a dad days ago
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Bayern lawst
Post by: Fifstar on February 01, 2015, 04:19:04 PM
Bremen won 2 -0 today. Too bad they have to play 5 teams of the top 7 in the Bundesliga in the upcoming 5 games.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Bayern lawst
Post by: Sausage on February 01, 2015, 04:26:46 PM
This coming 5 game stretch is key here for Liverpool. Bolton Everton Tottenham City and Southampton.

Pool will need good results in 3 out of 4 of those League Games if they're gonna have a shot at getting in the top 4.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Bayern lawst
Post by: Timber on February 01, 2015, 06:09:37 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oszEojfTBys
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Bayern lawst
Post by: Fifstar on February 02, 2015, 04:21:22 AM
Calculated odds by Goalimpact for Bundesliga outcome preseason and now:


Preseason
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t31.0-8/10957732_647648345364817_3117884270312002407_o.png)

Now
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/10497055_647643422031976_3899799976329534374_o.png)


Augsburg and Dortmund are both crazy outliers.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Bayern lawst
Post by: Himu on February 02, 2015, 12:27:42 PM
ONE MORE MONTH TILL MLS
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Deadline Day
Post by: Fifstar on February 02, 2015, 03:35:13 PM
Yeah that's a bit crazy. At least De Bruyne was a good deal, so it kinda evens out.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Deadline Day
Post by: dkdk on February 04, 2015, 01:08:07 AM
lazio's anniversary kit is too fly

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-q2by3a8fED8/VL-Cdrq3ThI/AAAAAAAAc1A/VuTRAGJGTFg/s738/Lazio-2015-Eagle-Kit%2B(1).jpg)

based off a kit from the 1880s they had.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Deadline Day
Post by: Himu on February 04, 2015, 04:47:48 PM
lazio's anniversary kit is too fly

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-q2by3a8fED8/VL-Cdrq3ThI/AAAAAAAAc1A/VuTRAGJGTFg/s738/Lazio-2015-Eagle-Kit%2B(1).jpg)

based off a kit from the 1880s they had.

Holy shit that's nice
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Deadline Day
Post by: Sausage on February 04, 2015, 06:42:56 PM
http://gfycat.com/BountifulAthleticFairyfly
http://gfycat.com/MilkyEntireImperatorangel

What a beautiful man Coutinho is.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Deadline Day
Post by: dkdk on February 04, 2015, 08:08:47 PM
:tocry


https://amp.twimg.com/v/02d9d879-b5ae-4741-85ac-5ba57a878830

klopp lookin like a walking smiley
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - :sadklopp
Post by: headwalk on February 05, 2015, 12:11:07 AM
that horrible realisation that your amazing form earlier in the season was likely in spite of your manager, rather than because of him.

if he starts nolan again and pushes downing out wide on sunday, we're going to be getting to the vinegar strokes of his time with us.

though some silverware might save his skin, even if we play like a tony pulis wet dream.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - :sadklopp
Post by: headwalk on February 05, 2015, 12:24:00 AM
I noticed some of that. What's the deal with Big Sam and his thing for Nolan and Carroll? Feels like whenever i see them in the mix your midfield play doesn't look nearly as quality as it did earlier on.

he loves to set up in a very conservative way which he can proceed to micromanage throughout the game. he can't do that without nolan on the pitch being his voice and andy, bless him, can't run the channels or make darting runs off the shoulder like valencia or sakho can.  he becomes a predictable lynchpin focus of our attack instead of the two chaotic pinballs we had before. his head also provides a tempting option for any defender who can't make his mind up with how to play it out.

andy's crocked for a week or two and nolan produced probably some the worst stats of his entire career at the bindipper's place. we have man u on sunday and could have zero fit first team CBs, so if allardyce sets up with anything other than a team resembling our glory days of last autumn, it'll be knives out. the tensions are pretty clear with the owners not letting sam get darren fletcher on a long term deal as it broke just about every transfer rule we set up after redknapp did us over, and wouldn't pony up for gomis either (thank fuck), who as a big_man_up_top was another sam favourite.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - :sadklopp
Post by: headwalk on February 05, 2015, 12:46:35 AM
Yeah, seems a bit of an odd, super dated target man type focus. And it's frankly a little bizarre considering how well you guys were working before, you had options and some good linkups in the final third.

you guys could use a sort of all arounder in your midfield. something like an oxlade-chamberlain (but with an actual end product :snoop )

if only he had the same faith in fast_black_legs

we still have downing doing business when he's allowed on the diamond tip, we've missed kouyate too who can do a pretty good vieira impression on his day. he's more of a destroyer/water carrier than a pace man though. fletcher would've been another steady eddie which is the last thing we needed, think it was a move by allardyce to upgrade nolan as his on pitch proxy.

we really could've done with another pacey, creative option in midfield. ox would be a good shout, can see him in a similar position next year to the one jenks was in this year. a decent young english prospect whose looking at a lot of bench time due to quality of the other options. maybe we could snag a cheeky loan if we sign jenks and/or song on a perm?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Deadline Day
Post by: dkdk on February 05, 2015, 12:51:24 AM
http://gfycat.com/BountifulAthleticFairyfly
http://gfycat.com/MilkyEntireImperatorangel

What a beautiful man Coutinho is.

a strange one isn't he

shows a couple flashes of world-classiness a few times here, vanishes into the pitch other times. i don't ever really think he'll be good enough to get plucked away from liverpool, but probably a good solid squadman for years to come.

liverpool doesn't provide the platform he needs to develop into what he can be. imo sterling will suffer in the same way if he doesn't bail out soon. at least coutinho can fuck off to another league. sterling's not going out of england so it's basically a matter of whether city or chelsea decide they want him first. otherwise he's going to be stuck in liverpool mediocrity.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - :sadklopp
Post by: Sausage on February 05, 2015, 01:42:50 AM
http://gfycat.com/BountifulAthleticFairyfly
http://gfycat.com/MilkyEntireImperatorangel

What a beautiful man Coutinho is.

a strange one isn't he

shows a couple flashes of world-classiness a few times here, vanishes into the pitch other times. i don't ever really think he'll be good enough to get plucked away from liverpool, but probably a good solid squadman for years to come.

He's still only 22, so he has plenty of time to develop consistency. Liverpool has a pretty good group of young players coming up together that are all in that 20-24 range. I really want to see if they can stick together for a few years, because there's a good chance they might actually achive something this time.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - :sadklopp
Post by: dkdk on February 05, 2015, 01:49:54 AM
i'll give brenda credit for figuring out how to make suarez & sturridge work although the defense was free as fuck. he eked the most out of what he had last season. but as far as player development i'm not really seeing it. suarez has been suarez since about 2007 and i was extremely disappointed that liverpool ended up w/ him.

sturridge...it depends on how you look at it. i say that in liverpool he found his level and the right opportunities instead of being shunted out on the periphery at chelsea/city. i wouldn't argue too hard against someone giving all the credit to brenda tho.

coutinho...i never saw him at inter so... :yeshrug i couldn't tell you shit about what he was like then.

just from what i've seen of them in the EPL i really don't think there's much difference between oscar (one of my favorite players around) and coutinho from a talent standpoint. the difference is the application of mourinho's management to complete his game. i don't see brenda stressing the same importance of tactical awareness and unit functionality in his AMs. even Hazard you can see the changes in his game under mourinho. far more direct, confident but his workrate is much better. granted he is much more talented than sterling, oscar or coutinho. so no i don't think sterling or coutinho can reach their potential at liverpool. at least not under the current manager/system.

chelsea develops a bit more than city but there's certainly a baseline level of eliteness you have to live up to or you'll be next out that revolving door. hazard and oscar came ready for it but they were definitely not the finished article. i'd like to see coutinho and sterling at least get that shot.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - :sadklopp
Post by: Sausage on February 05, 2015, 02:43:52 AM
Lucas has been fantastic as the DM for pool. In fact, you could say that Liverpool's run of good form started after he became the regular there (along with the formation change). Gerrard is already kind of useless here now
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - :sadklopp
Post by: Courage on February 05, 2015, 11:48:43 AM
Good riddance. Trying to disrupt rituals/traditions like he owned the place. This is Manchester United, not Everton. So what if Rio was a little overweight, that's a LEGENDARY defender you're talking about there. Know your role and shut your mouth.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 : Deadline Day
Post by: Fifstar on February 05, 2015, 01:17:56 PM
:tocry


https://amp.twimg.com/v/02d9d879-b5ae-4741-85ac-5ba57a878830

Klopp at 0:11 looks so done

Edit: already gifed I see

Werder got a nice victory today, they're kinda trash away and still managed to win away at a top 7 team. Nice step away from the relegation area.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - :sadklopp
Post by: Courage on February 05, 2015, 02:14:28 PM
how dare a manager try to optimize his athletes nutritive intake before a match

how dare he

this is manchester united

no diets

rooney's lardass takes precedence
Let's look at the numbers, shall we?

Wayne Rooney: 5 Premier Leagues, 2 Football League Cups, 3 Community Shields, 1 Champions League. Many other individual accolades.

Moyes: Nothing

Yes, our great captain takes precedence.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - :sadklopp
Post by: Sausage on February 05, 2015, 04:03:31 PM
Damn Ghana fans are being attacked in this Cup of Nations game.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - :sadklopp
Post by: Sausage on February 05, 2015, 10:11:32 PM
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0OqX0EkJN8
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - :sadklopp
Post by: Courage on February 06, 2015, 09:30:34 AM
Death, I was joking breh.  :lol

We got some piff lined up for this weekend:

England: Tottenham vs. Arsenal, Everton vs. Liverpool
Spain: Atletico Madrid vs. Real Madrid
Italy: Juventus vs. Milan
France: PSG vs. Lyon
Portugal: Sporting vs. Benfica
Even in Greece we have the top 2 teams playing: PAOK vs. Olympiakos

:mouf :mouf :mouf
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - :sadklopp
Post by: Courage on February 06, 2015, 09:48:01 AM
Yep, even kicking off the weekend kinda tight with Schalke and other Borussia too.

I caught a little bit of Ajax and PSV yesterday btw. Man like Aron Johansson won it :rejoice it america

Damn, and at Amsterdam Arena. Another American upsetting Europeans  :jawalrus.

I was reading Van Gaal is eyeing Depay for the summer :hitler. I wonder if he's thinking about offloading one of our attackers other than Falcao; maybe Di Maria?

The man should also set his priorities and get a calm yet aggressive defender with a leaderlike role that will instill confidence to McNair and Rojo. Rumors say Howedes, but idk if Schalke is willing to sell one of their best players.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Courage on February 06, 2015, 10:18:58 AM
True, but a defender with those qualities is more suited for 3-5-2 specifically, which idk if he's gonna keep. It definitely fits his "flood the midfield, hold the ball" mentality, like you mentioned.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: headwalk on February 06, 2015, 11:07:53 AM
Quote from: Allardyce
On Sunday, it's about us keeping a clean sheet, the longer we do that the more we will frustrate them and the better chance we have of winning.

(http://www.whufc.com/javaImages/77/91/0,,12562~13472119,00.jpg)

alex song looks how i feel.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 06, 2015, 05:29:44 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AuRSs13O1ow

Thought you might like this, Esch .
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Courage on February 07, 2015, 10:04:01 AM
Y'all were so fucking dreadful :lol

I'd be mad if I got a draw out of that as a spurs fan. Wenger tried to play a counter game and puts in Walcott on with 10 mins left in the game :dead

Classic Arsenal
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Sausage on February 07, 2015, 11:39:50 AM
God I fucking love Atletico Madrid.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 07, 2015, 12:13:58 PM
Id say fuck this weekend, but atletico made it bareable.

Arsenal was meh and I knew I should have picked Kane over Giroud, just my gooner heart didnt let me.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: dkdk on February 07, 2015, 01:53:46 PM
(http://abload.de/img/1ivusr.gif)

also that harry kane header was amazing.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Fifstar on February 07, 2015, 02:02:39 PM
Bayern overall were bad though. Second goal was a (brilliant) free kick, but they were uncreative from open play, Guardiola didn't seem happy at all.

Dortmund had a really good game, although Freiburg was weak. Still the 3 - 0 should give em some confidence.

Bremen tomorrow at home against Leverkusen. Not really expecting much, thankfully the victory against Hoffenheim gave us some breathing room.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Fifstar on February 07, 2015, 02:05:33 PM
http://giant.gfycat.com/TidyRealisticCopepod.gif

Alaba's free kick
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 08, 2015, 03:19:06 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9uq8HMgh8hg

I get it now Esch...he IS soccer's Jordan.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2015, 03:25:10 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9uq8HMgh8hg

I get it now Esch...he IS soccer's Jordan.

:lol
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 08, 2015, 03:28:01 AM
I get it now Esch...he IS soccer's Jordan.

No he's not  :lol

He's better than anyone your gene pool ever spawned. :yeshrug

Kinda stupid for you and Ice to hate from the bottom...it's a bad look.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 08, 2015, 03:35:55 AM
I'm not a fan of blanket hate.

And I'm nowhere near a futbol guy but I watched Zidane..he isn't as good to the eye as Ronaldo. Guy is better than I gave him credit for with Esch .
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2015, 03:38:05 AM
No hate, just funny
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2015, 03:53:16 AM
AIA, Ronaldo currently, next to messi is the most famous soccer player in the world. In these modern times you could say he's the Jordan of the sport, but unlike nba, soccer is global enough where new "jordan's" pop up quite a bit. So in the case of soccer, it doesn't really mean much. Wrath is right though in that Pele and Maradona are widely considered the GOATs. Again, soccer has a lot of "Jordan's" because it's such a global game and there have been so many influential players for specific countries alone.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Fifstar on February 08, 2015, 05:17:41 AM
Well comparing Ronaldo with Jordan makes sense if you mean he is the most marketed player. But he isn't towering over everybody else like Jordan did, because a) Messi is so close in abilities and b) because all the regional players are just as if not more important in their home markets.

From a pure skills point of view, Ronaldo and Messi are just as valid picks as Pele, Zidane, Ronaldo or Maradona. Hell, Maradona and Pele are virtually impossible to compare because modern soccer has advanced so much.

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 08, 2015, 08:28:14 AM
I think what I was drunkenly trying to communicate last night is I see the same drive in Ronaldo that I see in MJ.

Actually more because that video insinuates that he was to treated like a geek until he hit his 20's. Can't hate on the dudes swag.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 08, 2015, 10:04:24 AM
Like I said...I'm no pro level soccer fan....I saw Ronaldo break the USA's hearts with a 65' cross pass that curved damn near 90° and hit his dude in stride.

:ohhh

I saw Zidane headbutt the shit out some dude....I loved that shit

:lawd

In my limited sample size of two world cups and a couple of YouTube videos I have realized;

1) I really fucking like futbol

2) Ronaldo passes the eye test. I dig that on pitch "I'm the best dude out here" swagger he has.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Courage on February 08, 2015, 10:36:50 AM
Rivaldo is my GOAT and I provide this as my argument:

 http://youtu.be/B_qOCnoIMgE
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Fifstar on February 08, 2015, 10:59:42 AM
ohhhhh shit neverkusen are getting assfucked by bremen

GO FIFSTAR! :rejoice

Second half is looking bad though  :-\
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Courage on February 08, 2015, 11:05:23 AM
Rivaldo is my GOAT and I provide this as my argument:


http://www.thesefootballtimes.net/#!the-great-rivaldo-treble/c23bn


think you'll enjoy this piece
Quote
Few footballers since Diego Maradona have had the fusion of bronca and brilliance that can make for a one-man team: Steven Gerrard occasionally, Cristiano Ronaldo maybe, Rivaldo certainly. At times around the turn of the century he was impossible to play against, and never more so than here. The quality of the goals was outstanding, but the context made his performance legendary.

(http://i.imgur.com/s50yprd.gif)

That whole piece gave me goosebumps.

Rivaldo :bow


Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Fifstar on February 08, 2015, 11:23:50 AM
Yes, another big point!!
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 08, 2015, 11:28:03 AM
Rivaldo is my GOAT and I provide this as my argument:


http://www.thesefootballtimes.net/#!the-great-rivaldo-treble/c23bn


think you'll enjoy this piece
Quote
Few footballers since Diego Maradona have had the fusion of bronca and brilliance that can make for a one-man team: Steven Gerrard occasionally, Cristiano Ronaldo maybe, Rivaldo certainly. At times around the turn of the century he was impossible to play against, and never more so than here. The quality of the goals was outstanding, but the context made his performance legendary.

(http://i.imgur.com/s50yprd.gif)

That whole piece gave me goosebumps.

Rivaldo :bow

That's a big guy for a soccer player...wow
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: dkdk on February 08, 2015, 12:11:27 PM
Shit first half. No connection at all. But that's what happens when you set a team out with 1 midfielder.

Like I said...I'm no pro level soccer fan....I saw Ronaldo break the USA's hearts with a 65' cross pass that curved damn near 90° and hit his dude in stride.

:ohhh

I saw Zidane headbutt the shit out some dude....I loved that shit

:lawd

In my limited sample size of two world cups and a couple of YouTube videos I have realized;

1) I really fucking like futbol

2) Ronaldo passes the eye test. I dig that on pitch "I'm the best dude out here" swagger he has.

Ronaldo (and Messi) is GOAT level if he retired right today. Don't let them tell you otherwise. If they never win a world cup it is not a slight on their resume because of how difficult it is to win a title in the modern international game.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: dkdk on February 08, 2015, 01:17:34 PM
i will be absolutely thrilled if we get top 4. i don't have anymore confidence in LVG to get this right.

nobody can shine because of LVGs baffling lineups & substitutions. minimal effort until we go behind. just one crap performance after another that isn't worth waking up early on the weekends to watch.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: headwalk on February 09, 2015, 11:07:46 AM
i will be absolutely thrilled if we get top 4. i don't have anymore confidence in LVG to get this right.

nobody can shine because of LVGs baffling lineups & substitutions. minimal effort until we go behind. just one crap performance after another that isn't worth waking up early on the weekends to watch.

there is nothing in the world better than seeing man u supporters have the rug of assumed glory pulled out from underneath them.

maybe find a club with some actual substance to them beyond shitty team sheet graphics and supporters who stare at their phone for half the match.

shit club full of primadonnas playing for their next cheque, fulled by the wallets of glory hunters the world over who aren't even getting what they paid for.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: dkdk on February 09, 2015, 08:31:13 PM
braving all the man utd slander and hate to put yall on a deal
(http://ad-images.worldsportshops.com/homepage_worldsoccershop/img/WSS_FF15_2_FP.jpg) (http://www.worldsoccershop.com/)

buncha savages all of ya.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Fifstar on February 10, 2015, 09:19:34 AM
Marco Reus just signed an extension with Dortmund until 2019. The contract is apparently without an opt out clause.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Fifstar on February 10, 2015, 01:20:09 PM
In any case he is leaving money on the table because he would have gotten a nice "hand money" if he would have used the cheap opt out clause from his old contract.

I don't think he will leave Dortmund this summer. Maybe he wants to join Barca next year. Dortmund could refinance the financial loss of missing cl season 15/16 that way.

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 10, 2015, 02:40:12 PM
Esch, does the world greatest dipshit, Randy Lerner Jr, still own Aston Villa?

If so remind me not to root for them as I decide between the Premiere League and La Liga.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 10, 2015, 02:59:12 PM
Esch, does the world greatest dipshit, Randy Lerner Jr, still own Aston Villa?

I believe so lol

as for PL vs. La Liga, tbh the PL is a lot easier to follow for you just because it's all in english. the fuckery, cultural stuff and journalism is all easy to follow. It might be true that La liga teams seem to have had a lot of success in the big european competitions but hey. And every single game gets play on NBSCN, especially if you have AT&T, they'll play it on the alternate channels.

Being a la liga fan is pretty bleak unless you're a fan of Barcelona, Madrid, or Atletico Madrid honestly. Sevilla or Villareal might be lined up for europa league glory from time to time or win the league but that feels like about it. Also you need BeIn sports to follow it in the US.

If I'm gonna be a futbol fan I'm straight up starting out a front runner. It's either Messi's team or Ronaldo's man. I would watch with the sound off when I worked out anyway so the language barrier isn't a big issue to me.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 10, 2015, 03:12:12 PM
:ohhh

Yeah no German league for me on Direct. I can get Premiere and La Liga though. I think I'll start with the game of the week and work my way down from there.

What are good english websites for following these leagues? And don't say ESPN I hate their loadout.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - derbies
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 10, 2015, 03:19:44 PM
Whatever you do, don't watch Serie A. I suffer so y'all don't have to.

Italians......Good for lasagna, not so much for soccer, eh?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: headwalk on February 10, 2015, 08:16:11 PM
i'm glad arsenal are rediscovering their form after that brief blip.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: dkdk on February 11, 2015, 07:00:47 PM
lvg finally admitted that we some shit (http://i.imgur.com/WhKwQMA.png)

now the healing can begin.

3 pts but we i can't imagine the performances can get worse. rivals dropped pts tho.

the burnley away jerseys are fresh.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Sausage on February 11, 2015, 07:31:07 PM

:snoop

http://gfycat.com/AntiqueAnchoredDowitcher


shit results today btw. Can't depend on stoke and everton for anything.

Balotelli could do what Lokakudn't
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: dkdk on February 11, 2015, 08:49:55 PM
bill cosby never had an issue w/ finishing (http://i.imgur.com/9PnR3Ug.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 12, 2015, 06:23:57 AM
Teams I will not be fans of: Chelsea, Man U, Man City, ,Ashton Villa, Barcelona, And the other Madrid team.

Teams I am considering: Newcastle, Real Madrid, or Liverpool or 2 out of the 3.

My 100,000 feet view

Premiere League: Skills, substance over style, huge crowds, great announcers.

LA Live: Speed, style over substance, fucking Ronaldo AND Messi, good for workouts (no sound)

As for the US: Gotta go with Columbus right? Own state an all.

Oh yeah: Fucking whoever the Hot Spurs are...cunts
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 12, 2015, 09:56:03 AM
Rep shave gel brehs.

As for Newcastle, as I assume you are questioning. I caught a big of a game and I dig their underdog attitude.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: headwalk on February 12, 2015, 11:00:34 AM
just support arsenal like a proper american.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Courage on February 12, 2015, 12:09:29 PM
http://www.thesefootballtimes.net/#!robbie-keane-a-real-irish-hero/cox0

Piece on Roy Keane for you united man :holeup

Wrong Keane breh. Although theyre both cunts  :hitler
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 12, 2015, 12:11:33 PM
Favorite thing about dish network and overseas Newcastle soccer

Great sound feed and get to hear the word cunt at least 20 times a game.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Courage on February 12, 2015, 12:27:57 PM
Extremely proud of my Greek team, AEK Athens. Ever since we got relegated to the third division 2 years ago due to financial troubles, we tried overhauling our play style and focusing on young Greek players instead of the big european team leftovers Greek teams usually get (Afellay is horrible). It all paid off yesterday, where we decimated Greek champions Olympiakos and ended up getting a 1-1 draw at their home. The draw is sweeter because Olympiakos fans underestimated our capabilities, since we're still a second divison team and our net player value is four times less than theirs. What I saw from AEK last night, is something I haven't seen since the Rivaldo era of our team. Fast pace, short passes, emphasis on counter attacks, high pressure, and overall unbelievable team chemistry. It's like our coach is following Klopp's every step in Dortmund's transformation. We could have won the game if the ref didn't fuck us over (including the non existent free kick he called, which lead to their goal). As a sidenote, corrupt refereeing and Olympiakos go together like pb&j for years now. It's what makes the Greek league such a shitshow, since we don't even get exposes like the infamous Calciopoli which ended up relegating Juventus and penalizing other Serie A teams.

I'm sure you've all seen Olympiakos play during the Champions League some time this season, and know teams like Juventus and Atletico lost to them. It's an incredible accomplishment for this inexperienced, young team that's being built right now. Even if we don't progress in the second leg, I know we're on the right path. It goes to show soccer is all about team chemistry and working as a unit, and not spending (or even wasting) money on players that won't even coalesce as a complete team in the first place.

With that said, fuck Olympiakos and fuck Van Gaal.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Courage on February 12, 2015, 02:31:10 PM
I think it's a balance.

obviously we've seen really amazing punching above their weight from Atletico and Dortmund in the last few years. On some level it does prove that yes, organization and tactics and players groomed for a real system can trump mass financial / 'talent' disparities. On the other hand look at who actually went home with those CL trophies. But yeah if you don't have the cash you should really just triple down on youth development. Its something I think Serie A squads really need to start prioritizing.

I totally agree with you. I think another crucial element is recruiting a competent manager that you can trust. You have no idea how many smaller teams I've seen in Greece and other European leagues that instantly sack the manager when things go awry or the team simply doesnt meet their goals for the season. A manager learns from their mistakes, especially if theyre relatively new to the profession. There will be ups and downs. Having a suitable manager for multiple years, one with work ethic, discipline, and a plan is a vital part of how smaller teams subvert expectations.

I should accentuate on how I agree that there must be a balance. Look at Dortmund. We all know Klopp is highly capable but he has subpar,  lackadaisical players that don't fully abide by his philosophy.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Courage on February 12, 2015, 03:10:10 PM
Yeah, I still have faith that Van Gaal's plan/vision is not even close to being complete, which is why he's still experimenting around. On the other hand, PL is an extremely dynamic and unpredictable league, which is why I wish he can go for some safer formations and lineups, and leave the experimenting for when we have a safe cushion in the top 4 or even relegate it to cup matches at this point.

For example, Herrera should be starting PL games and maybe try out Rooney as a CM or whatever on league 1 teams and not vice versa.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Courage on February 12, 2015, 03:27:12 PM
Yeah you bring up a good point. Never considered Klopp just picking duds as replacements which lead to this. You'd think with all those players sold he'd do have a serious budget to pick players at the same level. Fwiw, I don't remember how these players performed in their previous teams but I don't really remember them being highlights either.

As for evolving your style, that also takes time. I don't think a season is enough time when you have shitty players. Hopefully he can do it at another competent team since he's inevitably leaving. I'd love to see Gooner tears if he goes to Tottenham :hitler
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Courage on February 12, 2015, 03:33:33 PM
Maybe it's the flabby fall off syndrome. You start becoming good but comfortable, move to a better team, get paid more and then start slacking.

Looking at you Falcao :tocry
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Courage on February 12, 2015, 04:31:43 PM
I don't give a fuck :tocry play him as a winger ( :hitler ) then and have Rooney up front. At least he'll score goals.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Courage on February 13, 2015, 09:38:32 AM
Lukaku wants to move to a top club. (http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11671/9712353/premier-league-everton-striker-romelu-lukaku-wants-to-move-to-a-top-club)

I think the more important question is: does a top club want Lukaku?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Courage on February 13, 2015, 09:48:33 AM
How can someone (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/duckr.png) so much when we see with our own eyes what he does on the pitch? I literally can't think of one top club that would pick him up. Would Arsenal be interested you think?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Courage on February 13, 2015, 09:52:21 AM
He makes Welbeck look like Garrincha.

:dead

I noticed almost all of this recent wave of Belgian starlets (probably other than Courtois) are complete cunts. #anderlechtassholes
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 13, 2015, 09:55:32 AM
So Ajax decided to splurge 7 million on 19 year old.

Fuuuuuuu whyyyy we needed someone with experience to carry/lead not another talent

Im fine with us being a young team, nothing more you can expect on a budget (65 mil) that is smaller that off burnley but we should have some experience in there if we want to put up a fight.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Courage on February 13, 2015, 09:58:15 AM
So Ajax decided to splurge 7 million on 19 year old.

Fuuuuuuu whyyyy

You shouldn't even be mad. Ajax is gonna nurture him real good until Real or Man U come in and scoop him up :hitler

He makes Welbeck look like Garrincha.

:dead

I noticed almost all of this recent wave of Belgian starlets (probably other than Courtois) are complete cunts. #anderlechtassholes
cunts, or frauds? :hitler

or both :hitler


(http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/67/590x/480643373-468833.jpg)

Kompany and Lukaku are the frauds. :hitler Let's leave Fellaini out of this :hitler
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 13, 2015, 09:58:22 AM
Alderweild and Vertonghen are nice
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: headwalk on February 13, 2015, 09:58:41 AM
aaand there goes carroll for the season. what was that, four months? pretty good innings by his standards.

as much as I feel bad for the bloke, anyone want to buy 30 litres of glue?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Fifstar on February 13, 2015, 10:19:21 AM
How has Özil been playing since he came back?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Fifstar on February 13, 2015, 04:44:40 PM
Sounds good.

Dortmund just turned a game around, won 4-2. Reus with a goal and a world class pass apparently.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 13, 2015, 05:29:52 PM
So thinking about purchasing football manager for my droid tablet.

Can you guys answer two things;

Is it any good?

How does transfer seasons and selling players work? Seems complicated to an outsider.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Courage on February 13, 2015, 05:58:52 PM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/ImpeccableIndolentFlatcoatretriever.gif)

 :whoo one of the best assists of the season
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: dkdk on February 13, 2015, 06:42:53 PM
So thinking about purchasing football manager for my droid tablet.

Can you guys answer two things;

Is it any good?

How does transfer seasons and selling players work? Seems complicated to an outsider.

dont do it breh. that shit will own your life.
i spent a whole summer basically playing that from for about 8 hrs a day, partying/smoking, taking a nap and then repeating.

haven't touched it since because i know better.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 13, 2015, 09:05:26 PM
Now I want to buy that book Esch, as if I have time!
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Fifstar on February 14, 2015, 11:28:53 AM
Crazy matchday in the bundesliga

Bayern won 8:0, Leverkusen lost 4:5 against WOlfsburg

Bremen won the fifth game in a row. So crazy.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: headwalk on February 14, 2015, 03:20:02 PM
Big Sam talked so much shit recently and let WBA put 4 up on him :dead

having our cup runs end in abject humiliation is becoming a cherished tradition. we were unbelievably bad.

no point dissecting it, not a single thing about our tactics or performance wasn't awful.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Sausage on February 14, 2015, 06:07:45 PM
Moreno and Studge :lol

https://gfycat.com/NewGraveBlueshark
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Courage on February 14, 2015, 07:37:36 PM
Van Gaal is considering Fellaini as a striker while still leaving Rooney in the midfield (http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/feb/14/louis-van-gaal-manchester-united-marouane-fellaini-wayne-rooney-fa-cup-fifth-round-preston)

Sack him now
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Fifstar on February 15, 2015, 04:48:52 PM
Goalimpact Projections for the Premier League

(https://scontent-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t31.0-8/1782372_656449934484658_3246024198011468921_o.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 15, 2015, 05:02:55 PM
Came in here for a gif of the Suarez goal...

Ajax played real nice today, hopeful for the EL game agianst Legia.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Courage on February 16, 2015, 01:17:51 PM
PSG - Chelsea will be  :aah

That Sporting KC - Red Bulls on day 1.  :bolo
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: dkdk on February 16, 2015, 03:14:13 PM
Its destiny for Gerrard to embarrass himself one last time in the FA Cup for the people.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 16, 2015, 03:23:19 PM
So I got football manager....... :mindblown

Uh, yeah, I took Man United just to get use to the game. Won the first game.....have not won since.  :snoop

Transfers are fuckery for me at this point.

Lots to learn.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Courage on February 16, 2015, 04:23:41 PM
Shakhtar 0 - 3 Bayern Munich

PSG 1-2 Chelsea

FC Basel 1-0 Porto

Schalke 1-3 Real Madrid

Man City 2-2 Barcelona

Juventus 1-1 Dortmund

Arsenal 1-0 Monaco

Bayer Leverkusen 0-2 Atletico Madrid
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Courage on February 16, 2015, 04:33:59 PM
So I got football manager....... :mindblown

Uh, yeah, I took Man United just to get use to the game. Won the first game.....have not won since.  :snoop

Transfers are fuckery for me at this point.

Lots to learn.

It has a very steep learning curve but you'll learn a lot about the sport if you stick with it. It does a great job simulating play styles and player performances. You'll soon know Man City is the WOAT team of the league. (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/troll.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: dkdk on February 16, 2015, 04:53:25 PM
AIA your life as you knew it is now over (http://i.imgur.com/QLgNWwI.png)

scout and find them wonderkids
play 4-3-3
?
win everything or die trying (selling your best players high to fund the future)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Courage on February 16, 2015, 05:17:07 PM
I feel a useful tip is to strengthen your training staff and scouts ASAP. If you're gonna build a nice youth academy, focus on coaches with a high working with youngsters attribute.

I also advise you play as a shittier team since Man U is already established and may make the game a tad boring. It's more satisfying to bring up Newcastle (if that's who you're supporting) or even a second/third division team. It'll force you to learn what tactics work for your team rather than rely on individual talent.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 16, 2015, 09:06:44 PM
Thanks guys....restarted as Newcastle. We kinda broke and I'm trying to get the gist of formations. Wife already hates the game so I know it's good.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Rufus on February 17, 2015, 09:18:03 AM
The classic "I'm not racist... but", too. Impressive.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: dkdk on February 17, 2015, 01:05:10 PM
that ship has long sailed esch. if/when this shit crashes it's going to be insane.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: Sausage on February 17, 2015, 02:18:36 PM
Shakhtar 0 - 4 Bayern Munich

PSG 1-2 Chelsea

FC Basel 1-1 Porto

Schalke 1-2 Real Madrid

Man City 1-4 Barcelona

Juventus 2-1 Dortmund

Arsenal 1-0 Monaco

Bayer Leverkusen 2-2 Atletico Madrid
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - balotelli scored a goal
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 17, 2015, 02:56:36 PM
A little bit on the Internazionale academy, for my dude wrath :aah

http://www.theoriginalcoach.com/#!the-inter-milan-academy-way/cuqk

Double edged sword right there. We always develop great young players or at least find them, but when they are about to reach their peak they go on to some of the more prestigious or richer clubs.

And hurry up, Madrid and Man U need some new talent.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: Fifstar on February 17, 2015, 02:59:10 PM
That tv deal in the UK is insane. And it's just for the home market as well. I can't imagine that Sky and BTsport can refinance that sum. And they don't even show every game.  :mindblown

Even the smallest team in the pl gets now over 3 more times money than the best paid team in the bundesliga from the tv deal. And that's in a theoretically smaller market.

I'm a bit mad what that's gonna mean for the Bundesliga and especially the smaller teams which have no chance to compete with the UK clubs. I mean it's not that bad because we're already relying on a combination of home grown talent and cheaper players. But now only the top BL teams (or the Werksclubs) have a chance to compete with the salarieries on the UK market. Salaries and transfer fees will probably go through the roof...
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: Fifstar on February 17, 2015, 03:01:31 PM
Predictions for CL (haven't seen any results so far)

Shakhtar 0 - 2 Bayern Munich

PSG 1-2 Chelsea

FC Basel 2-1 Porto

Schalke 1-2 Real Madrid

Man City 1-3 Barcelona

Juventus 1-1 Dortmund

Arsenal 2-0 Monaco

Bayer Leverkusen 2-3 Atletico Madrid
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 17, 2015, 11:30:29 PM
Yeah....because that would happen in the US.

Had enough of the euro style racism...LA Liga for me. I hope Messi or Ronaldo or any other of the numerous outsiders you pay to teach you pale skinned mollywhaps how to play kick it straight uthrough your cunt chests.

Yeah...that makes me mad.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: Sausage on February 18, 2015, 03:12:09 AM
Yeah La Liga is not the one you want if you want to avoid racism.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 18, 2015, 09:12:19 AM
Sober and still pissed off as fuck at those guys. I wish that'd would have been me, I would have dragged that fat ass out of that car. And that's not internet tough guy talk, I can't tolerate that hate.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 18, 2015, 12:00:43 PM
Watched that Bayern (SP?) game last night. Playing with 10 dudes = bad I learned today.

I kinda like that though. Fuck off and get 2 yellows? Bounce. Get a red? Bounce.  Have an injury and already used your 3 subs? You fucked.


<<<<<<Is starting to learn.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 18, 2015, 12:05:00 PM
Watched that Bayern (SP?) game last night. Playing with 10 dudes = bad I learned today.

I kinda like that though. Fuck off and get 2 yellows? Bounce. Get a red? Bounce.  Have an injury and already used your 3 subs? You fucked.


<<<<<<Is starting to learn.

It makes for the best fuckery but on one hand it makes matches low key easy as fuck to fix. Like the Liga MX (mexico) final this year basically had paid refs hand out reds for some minor shit. Occasionally though it'll all snowball and end in a giant fuck pile of ejections, yellows and reds. Great post game shit talking.

Wait till you see your first goalkeeper red card. That is some funny funny shit after the fact.

So if that  happens they have to sub out a CM or a Striker type player to bring in the second goalie, right? The fuckery :lawd
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: dkdk on February 18, 2015, 02:08:44 PM
Yeah I think thats how we ended up w/ da gawd John Oshea in goal once.

It was either a red or a goalie injury
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: headwalk on February 18, 2015, 05:36:50 PM
champion's league RO16 first leg matches generally come in two flavours: blow out or snooze-fest. we've only had the latter so far.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 19, 2015, 10:49:11 AM
The obvious fact that Qatar shouldn't host to begin with aside, why move it to winter? More "bearable" weather? Fuck that shit. WC has been hosted at hot places before, never was an issue until recent years. Tournaments are played during the hottest days of summer all the time are, so why not keep it in the summer.

Again, what a bunch of pussies.

Honestly, watching those guys play 90+ minutes in 110 degree in Brazil was horrible. I'm all watching games in a better climate

:yeshrug
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on February 19, 2015, 10:53:22 AM
The obvious fact that Qatar shouldn't host to begin with aside, why move it to winter? More "bearable" weather? Fuck that shit. WC has been hosted at hot places before, never was an issue until recent years. Tournaments are played during the hottest days of summer all the time are, so why not keep it in the summer.

Again, what a bunch of pussies.

In up to 50 celsius it is most certainly a huge problem lol.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 19, 2015, 10:56:23 AM
I got a better idea though guys. Get the goddamn World Cup out of Qatar.

FIFA makes the NFL look like the United Way.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on February 19, 2015, 10:58:58 AM
I got a better idea though guys. Get the goddamn World Cup out of Qatar.

FIFA makes the NFL look like the United Way.

No fucking shit that's what actually needs to happen. I highly doubt they will have much luck getting it moved to the winter anyway, so many very expensive deals will suddenly be worth a lot less.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 19, 2015, 11:05:39 AM
No offense but if I'm a big club owner I really don't want my 55 million dollar player out there in 100+ degree heat for something that does not benefit me financially or competitively. I mean that's just common sense.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 19, 2015, 11:11:10 AM
I have a question. How the hell do the Arab countries not have a league on the level of at least the italian league? I mean they have nothing but money. You'd think they could throw ridiculous money at a tier-A guy like Ronaldo and bring him over? What's 100 million a year to a guy worth 30 billion?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 19, 2015, 11:24:25 AM
K let's toss Saudi out. What about the UAE?

I mean for sure Ronaldo would enjoy saying in Dubai for a year or 2, fits his personality well.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 19, 2015, 11:29:36 AM
:ohhh
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 19, 2015, 11:53:30 AM
Smart guys, what ever happened to that phenom Freddie Adu? (SP?)

I remember hearing a lot about him when I was younger. He ever make it?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 19, 2015, 12:21:26 PM
Tim Howard  :ufup
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: operon on February 19, 2015, 01:34:04 PM
I hope Liverpool do ok tonight.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: headwalk on February 19, 2015, 01:50:42 PM
i want to look deep in to bilic's forlorn gaze and work out how he's going to respond to our annual "would you like to come manage our club?" postcard.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Courage on February 19, 2015, 02:00:47 PM
Wow, Feyenoord fans are a bunch of scum.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 19, 2015, 02:09:35 PM
Just wanted to say welcome to all the people I invited, come embrace us  (http://i.imgur.com/wFlV4jO.png)

(http://forums.euw.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=152106&d=1384457241)

This is how we think about Esch here gentleman. Feel free to hammer him immediately.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Courage on February 19, 2015, 02:20:59 PM
Welcome FootyGAF (http://i.imgur.com/HVDcRns.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: headwalk on February 19, 2015, 02:22:28 PM
Just wanted to say welcome to all the people I invited, come embrace us  (http://i.imgur.com/wFlV4jO.png)

if/when they'll come, they'll stop by here for a quick nose before disappearing in to the GAF thread never to be seen again.

it's like we've got this nice pub, plays decent music, sticks the footy up on the big screen, but we're next door to a wetherspoons full of top slags.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 19, 2015, 02:24:35 PM

it's like we've got this nice pub, plays decent music, sticks the footy up on the big screen, but we're next door to a wetherspoons full of top slags.

So in the real world ('Merica) you mean it's like you're the applebees but you're next door to the Olive Garden and they have free breadsticks....right?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: headwalk on February 19, 2015, 02:28:50 PM

it's like we've got this nice pub, plays decent music, sticks the footy up on the big screen, but we're next door to a wetherspoons full of top slags.

So in the real world ('Merica) you mean it's like you're the applebees but you're next door to the Olive Garden and they have free breadsticks....right?

depends what you plan on doing with the breadsticks.

Just wanted to say welcome to all the people I invited, come embrace us  (http://i.imgur.com/wFlV4jO.png)

if/when they'll come, they'll stop by here for a quick nose before disappearing in to the GAF thread never to be seen again.

it's like we've got this nice pub, plays decent music, sticks the footy up on the big screen, but we're next door to a wetherspoons full of top slags.

It is what it is lol.

This isn't a one size fits all forum, very odd sense of humor/values but if I can have it and this thread be more active, that's preferable to me.

of course.

i'm all for have to click less in my life.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Sausage on February 19, 2015, 03:53:03 PM
Liverpool had several good chances, just need to finish. Dare I say, bring in balo for the second half?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: headwalk on February 19, 2015, 04:15:50 PM
i miss golden era liverpool. september '14 - january '15

i'll always hold them close to my heart.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Sausage on February 19, 2015, 04:25:44 PM
Here comes Balo
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Sausage on February 19, 2015, 04:48:38 PM
That Ibe kid is a player.

:lol :lol at Balotelli on that pen
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: headwalk on February 19, 2015, 04:58:19 PM
That Ibe kid is a player.

:lol :lol at Balotelli on that pen

he was supposed to miss. doesn't he know anything about narratives?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Courage on February 19, 2015, 05:23:26 PM
We've been really flabby lately, defensively and offensively.  Barely getting wins with mid-low table teams and now we tied with those Feyenoord cunts. RIP Tottis last hope for silverware.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Sausage on February 19, 2015, 07:28:32 PM
It was pretty shitty of Gerrard to throw Balotelli under the bus like that. I understand  that Henderson is supposed to be the leader and stuff, but Balotelli is fantastic at pens and he needed the confidence boost.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Courage on February 19, 2015, 09:22:50 PM
We've been really flabby lately, defensively and offensively.  Barely getting wins with mid-low table teams and now we tied with those Feyenoord cunts. RIP Tottis last hope for silverware.

Yeah, what's been going on there? Thought you guys might have a chance to get at juve when the season started.

It's several things.  We loaned out Destro which doesn't help. Pjanic is invisible this season. Torosidis is unreliable. Manolas is reckless. De Dossi is De Rossi.  Sometimes I feel Gervinho, Holebas and Totti are the only players worth a damn in that team.

Despite that, I think Garcia should receive most of the blame; he did nothing to change the game after the half and has been relying on that fucking defensive 4-3-3 for ages now. He's like the anti-Van Gaal; stagnates with one formation and lineup when he sees we struggle to hold onto a lead. No ability to adapt, improvise, experiment. Worthless.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Courage on February 19, 2015, 09:35:33 PM
That's pretty impressive. He timed that shit perfectly :whoo
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: headwalk on February 19, 2015, 09:42:32 PM
i remember when we were good.

seems so long ago now.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: benjipwns on February 19, 2015, 09:45:31 PM
can mods do somethin about this thread?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Courage on February 19, 2015, 09:48:26 PM
I feel they'll only get better if they get an ideal replacement for Gerrard. I've been reading Pjanic rumors which would be a great option if he ever finds his form again.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Courage on February 19, 2015, 10:01:29 PM
Benzema? Then sell Balotelli and get Pjanic or Wilshere :hitler
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Sausage on February 19, 2015, 10:12:59 PM
Even Migs has been putting together great performances since he was dropped. Brendao is the miracle man.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: headwalk on February 19, 2015, 10:22:40 PM
still think they're one tonking away from falling apart again.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Courage on February 20, 2015, 10:03:53 AM
Saw this gif on /r/soccer and thought I would share. The best PL striker in his era, along with Henry. The pace, the unpredictable far post finish before the goalie can even react, the elegance. Man like  :bow Ruud Van Nistelrooy :bow2.

(http://giant.gfycat.com/LawfulClearcutHalcyon.gif)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 20, 2015, 10:11:31 AM
What's everybody think of Van Persie? Is he the savior I keep hearing he is?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Courage on February 20, 2015, 10:24:01 AM
What's everybody think of Van Persie? Is he the savior I keep hearing he is?

Van Persie had great form when he was at Arsenal, which makes sense since he was also at his prime. You can tell he's not even close to being legendary or a 'savior' as you put it, since he's only 31 and plays like he's 36. Drastic fall in quality. I'd go as far to say he was a waste of money. He shows glimmers of brilliance, but it's not enough to keep him in the starting lineup.

If your savior claim alluded to that he is, or was supposed to be, the new Van Nistelrooy, it's not even close. That's like saying Giroud is the new Henry cause they're both French. RVN and Thierry are simply on a league of their own.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 20, 2015, 10:29:58 AM
Between him and Falcao only showing glimpses of brilliance.... and Rooney they got a fucking disaster brewing. They need to go down to one striker (James Wilson pls)


OMG, I actually sound like I know what I'm talking about..... (http://i.imgur.com/rCA6raI.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Courage on February 20, 2015, 10:38:49 AM
Wilson is 19. Drop him in a PL match for a full 90 minutes and he'll be as worthless as RVP. He needs more time, but I agree Van Gaal put him in as a sub more often.

We've already talked about Rooney and how he should be moved forward, but Van Gaal ain't having any of that. He's trying to force all these pieces of the puzzle to make them work, but it's obviously not the right combination. Falcao is a loan so he'll be gone this summer, and we should probably sell RVP back to his cunt team Feyenoord. Van Gaal pretty much needs reinforcements on every line and has to be planning who to sign from now, but watch him pick up Julio Cesar as a reserve, because you never know when you'll need a replacement for the replacement for the best GK in the league.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 20, 2015, 10:41:44 AM
Go ahead and read that book i recommended you, A_I_A (inverting the pyramid). You'll learn a lot about how the game changed in all the major ways throughout the years. it's not 100% holistic, but it will help to start paint a picture of how things were.

Also, I highly recommend you watch this series : History of Football - The Beautiful Game


Episode 1 here : http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xj9bk2_history-of-football-the-beautiful-game-origins-2001-1-13_sport


Other episodes here: http://www.dailymotion.com/jamesyireland


can't lose.

send me link to copy of book pls.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 20, 2015, 10:47:07 AM
Will D/L when I get home for work


New reading material for the shitter  :lawd
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 20, 2015, 10:48:42 AM
BTW, I'm officially an (http://i.imgur.com/rCA6raI.png) fan for 2 reasons:


1) As a Cleveland fan of sports I'm use to fucked up teams.
2) They aren't the best team in the division and will have to work to stay on the top four of the table.


:rejoice
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Courage on February 20, 2015, 10:49:42 AM
What a surprise. :hitler
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 20, 2015, 10:50:52 AM
What a surprise. :hitler

(http://i1.bebo.com/047/5/mediuml/2009/05/14/18/4910984180a10820106024ml.jpg)

:shaq2
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 20, 2015, 10:57:01 AM
(http://www.columbusalive.com/content/blogs/thelatest/Images/2014/02/RS-crew_logo_settingthetable.png)


:rejoice
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Courage on February 20, 2015, 10:57:16 AM
Now we can have more bitching about Wenger every week and how Sanchez is the second coming of Christ. (http://i.imgur.com/cHNjGdP.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 20, 2015, 10:58:35 AM
Please add me to OP

AiA: Arsenal, Columbus Crew, Team USA, Ronaldo

 :noah

(http://u.goal.com/136700/136777hp2.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Wilbur on February 20, 2015, 11:35:48 AM
pls
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 20, 2015, 11:37:14 AM
pls

This guy got personally banned by Lore, he's alright in my book!

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01672/ronaldo_1672167c.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 20, 2015, 01:05:05 PM
 :kobeyuck
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Courage on February 20, 2015, 01:05:53 PM
Esch bout to play him some soccer :leon :rejoice

Didn't you play the sport as a kid too? We might have had this convo before but I don't remember.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Courage on February 20, 2015, 01:14:57 PM
Lol, I was a defender in the Greek amateur league as well. That shit can get a little too dangerous when you're playing against reckless players (especially against some of your league rivals  :kobeyuck) and with a ref that barely knows what he's doing. That's cool tho, soccer is one of those sports where I could be in a pitch playing all day. Good cardio and extremely fun.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 20, 2015, 01:20:38 PM
http://www.espnfc.us/club/arsenal/359/blog/post/2307991/arsenal-need-to-show-fluency-to-prove-class-against-crystal-palace

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Fifstar on February 20, 2015, 04:22:19 PM
And the goal from Reus, Dortmund gets their third victory in a row.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: Sausage on February 20, 2015, 06:37:54 PM
Let's see how they play against Juve and Schalke
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: dkdk on February 20, 2015, 10:13:45 PM
Saw this gif on /r/soccer and thought I would share. The best PL striker in his era, along with Henry. The pace, the unpredictable far post finish before the goalie can even react, the elegance. Man like  :bow Ruud Van Nistelrooy :bow2.

(http://giant.gfycat.com/LawfulClearcutHalcyon.gif)

Henry was better. Have no problen admitting that
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: dkdk on February 21, 2015, 09:19:23 AM
Looks like the great Falcao experiment is over. For now at least.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: headwalk on February 21, 2015, 09:27:32 AM
BTW, I'm officially an (http://i.imgur.com/rCA6raI.png) fan for 2 reasons:


1) As a Cleveland fan of sports I'm use to fucked up teams.
2) They aren't the best team in the division and will have to work to stay on the top four of the table.


:rejoice

does having the most followers on twitter, a myriad of no-fun-allowed stadium rules, an instagram littered with twinks talking about their haircuts and the dogged determination to become the safe choice for alternative glory cunts the world over count as "fucked up" now?

you want fucked up, try leeds.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: headwalk on February 21, 2015, 09:38:12 AM
Damn, there isn't even really a single good match today :yeshrug .

Soton vs. Liverpool the only quality entertainment this weekend. I'll keep a tab on City and Newcastle later just in case of a meltdown, suppose.

two london derbies mate.

fucking internet.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: headwalk on February 21, 2015, 09:50:19 AM
:heh i'll DVR you and spurs but they're on a real hot streak and you're out in the snow right now (6AM watch over here)

as for us and Palace, I don't see much coming out of that. unless we completely implode that's a pretty set 2-1 win for me. I suppose there's always the chance that United get pooped on by Swans again but I doubt it.

edit: having said that, i'm sure Gayle is going to burn Chambers over and over again today :snoop

form tends to be irrelevant when we go to the lane. even in our garbage last season we still did the treble on them.

palace are back to being the sort of bottom half team that can burn any big club on their day which sets the prem apart from la liga.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: dkdk on February 21, 2015, 10:27:24 AM
Fellaini doing nothing but fouling. idgaf if he can score the odd header. Hes a joke of a player.

edit: great team goal. more of that please.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: dkdk on February 21, 2015, 10:48:51 AM
All he does is foul until he gets a card then we have to take him off. Thats fine for some midtable shit but for what were going for he wont be around much longer hopefully. He's fine for this clank garbage we play now though.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - champions / europa league
Post by: dkdk on February 21, 2015, 11:53:17 AM
So ready for this season to be over.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Courage on February 21, 2015, 12:09:29 PM
Just change the club name. This isn't the Manchester United I knew or loved. Go fuck yourself Van Gaal you stupid prick.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: headwalk on February 21, 2015, 12:24:08 PM
Just change the club name. This isn't the Manchester United I knew or loved. Go fuck yourself Van Gaal you stupid prick.

do you need me to prepare you a so i support a mid-table club support pack?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Courage on February 21, 2015, 12:36:02 PM
Just change the club name. This isn't the Manchester United I knew or loved. Go fuck yourself Van Gaal you stupid prick.

do you need me to prepare you a so i support a mid-table club support pack?

I might as well embrace it. (http://i.imgur.com/KMZKj84.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: dkdk on February 21, 2015, 12:42:01 PM
Just change the club name. This isn't the Manchester United I knew or loved. Go fuck yourself Van Gaal you stupid prick.

do you need me to prepare you a so i support a mid-table club support pack?

I might as well embrace it. (http://i.imgur.com/KMZKj84.png)

Nah we'll just make it rain until it turns out good. Modern superclub shit.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Sausage on February 21, 2015, 02:40:16 PM
Man City is coming into form now. Good thing they have Europe coming up to bring them back down.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 21, 2015, 03:07:06 PM
Watched the game while working out/cleaning the basement. We won but I'm fairly certain we looked rather ordinary. Too many yellows :ufup

But 1st game watched was a W.


(http://i.imgur.com/rCA6raI.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 21, 2015, 03:11:08 PM
That SOG ratio :snoop
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: headwalk on February 21, 2015, 04:30:11 PM
We won but I'm fairly certain we looked rather ordinary.
By any normal standards, we played bad. And fairly conservatively. Usually we like to flood our midfield and push everyone up near the opponent's penalty box but I'm guessing Wenger wanted to spare some energy for our CL game against Monaco this week.

Either way a win's a win and now we're firmly in 3rd place since United fucked up, so (http://i.imgur.com/TxRcqGw.png)

Edit;  until Southampton put us in smelly 4th

bollocks were arsenal conserving energy, they can't handle being pressed and piss the ball away. it was a lot like the spuds game but with shitty strikers for palace and two gifted goals to the rent boys, neither of which would've stood if the lino brought his glasses. leicester was pretty similar too.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 21, 2015, 05:25:40 PM
I love how the English can cut your to the bone yet still seem professional.

:rejoice

but.....

(http://i.imgur.com/rCA6raI.png)

:umad
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: headwalk on February 21, 2015, 07:11:36 PM
offside is in such messed up place right now. no consistency to it whatsoever. a bloke being a gnat's pube ahead of the defender is going to have no bearing on the outcome, so if it comes down to the lino basically guessing they should always give the advantage. that's before we get into the whole "interfering with play" hornet's nest.

still raw about that nolan goal against long ball united.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: headwalk on February 21, 2015, 07:38:48 PM
No doubt. Also I don't know if it's just me but I've seen a lot of 'unintentional' handballs come from defenders using their body while turning to clear a shot /pass.

http://gfycat.com/CheeryKeyHarrier
Joey Barton is a moron. there are some teams you feel bad about being in the relegation zone like Burnley cause they try hard but I'll be damned if QPR aren't full of bone heads.

yeah, that's something else. i mean if it clips your elbow pressed up against you that's one thing, but if you're ten yards from the man flailing around like a crane fly and your hand gets between the ball and the goal, i don't know why intent has anything to do with it. i'm pretty sure most fouls in the box aren't the result of intent, either.

if we're playing fantasy FA, i'd like to see indirect free kicks given for relatively innocuous handballs in the box.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: headwalk on February 21, 2015, 07:49:32 PM
We won but I'm fairly certain we looked rather ordinary.

By any normal standards, we played bad.

Who is "we" in this case? Arsenal?

What's the story on how AiA picked that team to root for?

1)yes

2)scroll back a page. Don't think a_i_a will really be that happy as an arse fan though. If I were him I'd support City or Southampton.

poor everton. not even in contention for "i want a big club, but not that big and not too shit" anymore.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 22, 2015, 02:14:48 AM
We won but I'm fairly certain we looked rather ordinary.

By any normal standards, we played bad.

Who is "we" in this case? Arsenal?

What's the story on how AiA picked that team to root for?

Try harder, man..but let me let you know it won't matter. Bteam gonna bteam I guess....:snoop
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 22, 2015, 02:19:02 AM
BTW, you want to tell us about how you're involved in neofag or no? Or should I?

Allow me to respect a new sport and never pull a "we" case unless you're physically worth a shit. K thx

I mean I've heard of your jealousy from many but goddamn son.... Get mad because a dude is learning a new sport.

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Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: headwalk on February 22, 2015, 09:19:37 AM
fuck off
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Courage on February 22, 2015, 11:07:52 AM
he should be playing at metalist kharkiv

:dead

When being a C tier wasteman for Besiktas isn't enough.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Courage on February 22, 2015, 11:17:22 AM
So I bought Pro Evolution 2015 yesterday and played a few games last night and I gotta say, it's a much better game than FIFA. Goalies and defense aren't shit, passing is reliable, there's a better sense of realism (most games end with 2-3 goals and not the 5+ goalfests you'd see in FIFA). Might go with that from the get go this year instead of buying into EA's bullshit. It'd be a no brainier if they had the licenses.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Courage on February 22, 2015, 11:19:20 AM
just saying. Dude had an assist and a goal, yet given what he was presented with he still put out like a 5-6/10 performance. He makes Giroud look like Aguero. Hopefully toffees transfer him to FC Chlamydia Krakow.

What makes it worse is his inflated sense of self worth. As if Real Madrid wants to spend money for a fraud ( :hitler )
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: dkdk on February 22, 2015, 11:28:33 AM
breh coutinho nice as fuck man. tried to tell yall. i think he's about to turn up the next few months.

fifa is just frustrating now. offense is just laughably powerful. its always gonna be the game of choice though for the presentation. PES08 on ps2 still the best soccer game i played. hitting a perfect through ball in that shit looked and felt amazing.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: dkdk on February 22, 2015, 11:46:22 AM
is sturridge dead again? sterling at lone striker is asking a lot of him.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Courage on February 22, 2015, 11:46:58 AM
This year's FIFA is one of the worst sports games I've played. It's fundamentally broken with zero balance. If you hit a finesse shot from a certain angle and with certain power , it will always go in, regardless of the goalkeeper. Terrible game.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: dkdk on February 22, 2015, 12:00:57 PM
This year's FIFA is one of the worst sports games I've played. It's fundamentally broken with zero balance. If you hit a finesse shot from a certain angle and with certain power , it will always go in, regardless of the goalkeeper. Terrible game.

Yeah I havent really played frequently since 13 before the nextgen jump. Its so disappointing to see its basically the same exact game and the same exploits still work. EA has gotten really lazy.

NBA 2K is the same way from a gameplay standpoint. God knows why they keep changing the buttons every year tho.

Miggy got away with a handball? These refs are shit both ways.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Sausage on February 22, 2015, 12:15:10 PM
Liverpool is getting outplayed. Don't see how they'll be able to hold on to this lead.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: dkdk on February 22, 2015, 01:02:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ewfzzY1.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: dkdk on February 22, 2015, 03:44:40 PM
nani golazo
http://giant.gfycat.com/BraveBothIndianringneckparakeet.gif
http://giant.gfycat.com/AmpleHeavyAlaskanmalamute.gif

bring him back #LikeANewSigning
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Sausage on February 22, 2015, 03:45:14 PM
Play like shit to win, it works every time.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: headwalk on February 22, 2015, 05:50:30 PM
Liverpool is getting outplayed. Don't see how they'll be able to hold on to this lead.

weird how you say is instead of are, is that an american thing?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Sausage on February 22, 2015, 06:22:05 PM
Liverpool is getting outplayed. Don't see how they'll be able to hold on to this lead.

weird how you say is instead of are, is that an american thing?

Yeah it's a little weird now that I think about it. We typically say is instead of are when we talk about the team's location. It doesn't make much sense in football since there are no real mascot names for the teams like there are in american sports.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: headwalk on February 22, 2015, 07:43:20 PM
Liverpool is getting outplayed. Don't see how they'll be able to hold on to this lead.

weird how you say is instead of are, is that an american thing?

Yeah it's a little weird now that I think about it. We typically say is instead of are when we talk about the team's location. It doesn't make much sense in football since there are no real mascot names for the teams like there are in american sports.

huh, odd.

fuck spurs. can't be said enough.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 23, 2015, 01:21:53 PM
Can Esch or somebody give me a 10,000 ft view of the MLS.....like who are the best team and what is the format utilized to determine the champion? Thanks.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Sausage on February 23, 2015, 01:30:37 PM
Can Esch or somebody give me a 10,000 ft view of the MLS.....like who are the best team and what is the format utilized to determine the champion? Thanks.

Best teams are going to be Seattle, LA Galaxy, Revs, DC United, and maybe NYC FC. I think Toronto might be good too since they have some actual stars on that team. They determine the champion American style, best teams go into the playoffs and they play two games one home and one away and the winner is who has the best aggregate score.

MLS style is obviously a lower level then all the European teams, and they can attack decently but they are all shitty at defending. I just watch for my local team and to see budding US national team stars and hope they get sold to Europe :yeshrug.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 23, 2015, 01:31:47 PM
Can Esch or somebody give me a 10,000 ft view of the MLS.....like who are the best team and what is the format utilized to determine the champion? Thanks.

Best teams are going to be Seattle, LA Galaxy, Revs, DC United, and maybe NYC FC. I think Toronto might be good too since they have some actual stars on that team. They determine the champion American style, best teams go into the playoffs and they play two games one home and one away and the winner is who has the best aggregate score.

MLS style is obviously a lower level then all the European teams, and they can attack decently but they are all shitty at defending. I just watch for my local team and to see budding US national team stars and hope they get sold to Europe :yeshrug.

Thanks a lot man. What separates the US's defensive weakness from the Euro's? Just curious.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 24, 2015, 08:16:10 AM
Got FIFA14 (I heard 15 is trash) on my xboner for free with that EA access shit. Scored a goal in my first game in my career, then proceeded to get called off sides about 15 times in a game. Score a goal and have an assist at get a 6.0 form rating brehs...


Anywho

How do I aim my shots? :mindblown

What is my job on defense as a striking playmaker? I do I not follow my guys all the way to the goal area? :mindblown

Be at Aston Villa and get loaned to Nottingham brehs. :snoop
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Courage on February 24, 2015, 09:57:30 AM
Got FIFA14 (I heard 15 is trash) on my xboner for free with that EA access shit. Scored a goal in my first game in my career, then proceeded to get called off sides about 15 times in a game. Score a goal and have an assist at get a 6.0 form rating brehs...


Anywho

How do I aim my shots? :mindblown

What is my job on defense as a striking playmaker? I do I not follow my guys all the way to the goal area? :mindblown

Be at Aston Villa and get loaned to Nottingham brehs. :snoop

You aim your shots with the left stick right before you shoot the ball. No defensive duties really, just call the ball and be prepared for counter attacks during opposition setpieces.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: dkdk on February 24, 2015, 12:50:09 PM
Got FIFA14 (I heard 15 is trash) on my xboner for free with that EA access shit. Scored a goal in my first game in my career, then proceeded to get called off sides about 15 times in a game. Score a goal and have an assist at get a 6.0 form rating brehs...


Anywho

How do I aim my shots? :mindblown

What is my job on defense as a striking playmaker? I do I not follow my guys all the way to the goal area? :mindblown

Be at Aston Villa and get loaned to Nottingham brehs. :snoop

Just ballhog and go everywhere on offense. Whatever you do/create will be infinitely better than anything your teammate AI will come up with.

You pretty much have to put up 40/40 seasons for your team to be worth a damn.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Sausage on February 24, 2015, 03:21:29 PM
It's like Suarez never left England.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 24, 2015, 03:28:44 PM
That's the fella who likes to bite people, right?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 24, 2015, 03:32:37 PM
(http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2014/06/25/1226966/629868-2ffb433e-fc0d-11e3-b7fb-39adc31fbaaa.jpg)

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Fifstar on February 24, 2015, 03:51:37 PM
Nice errors on both sides. And weidenfeller probably could have handled the first situation better.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: headwalk on February 24, 2015, 04:51:36 PM
wish messi was on pens for spurs. doesn't have the killer instinct of harry kane.

best description i've heard of kane is "he's like a legendary village warrior who fears no man but cries at the sound of thunder".
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 24, 2015, 04:55:29 PM
Why even mention spurs they are shite and will end below the gunners as always
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: headwalk on February 24, 2015, 04:56:44 PM
Why even mention spurs they are shite and will end below the gunners as always

did you watch any football at the weekend?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: headwalk on February 24, 2015, 09:44:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFTezVIbqH4

MLS really needs to drop its weird getalong gang reddit streak. it's a decent league in the making (atleast it will be when it adopts a proper pyramid), but it does itself no favours with this "look how far we've come" bollocks.

there should be no we, you should be at each other's throats. that's what makes for a juicy league. the foreign league games that can draw eyes from even the most myopic supporters are the ones that guarantee a rivalry between two clubs who fucking hate each other.

maybe it's just my european gaze, but it almost feels like it's trying to hard to give itself a narrative. i remember when the prem started up and i couldn't tell you anything about its identity other than it being fucking everywhere all of a sudden. it has characteristics, but they're all organic to how the league developed.

think it's strength will be in scheduling. hear that sky are going to be putting out a couple of MLS games in the late evening slot (11pm-ish over here), could do well then as it will be pretty much uncontested.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: headwalk on February 24, 2015, 10:07:55 PM
The 'problem' with MLS fan culture is the same problem with what's affecting the atmosphere at the Emirates and Stamford bridge though; educated, affluent, cultured fanbases make for shit atmosphere and fan drama.

it's crazy when you listen compare the american call ins you get on the WFPI with the average 606 mong. they tend to be pretty eloquent but bookish, with a couple of FM logic tangents thrown in. an english caller to 606 tends to be some irate mental on the verge of tears pissing in the ear of whoever is taking the call.

there's just an element of supporter culture in england that embraces being an unironic cunt. i'd go as far to say as it's a necessary release for us in order to uphold the social contract for the other six days of the week.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: headwalk on February 24, 2015, 10:28:16 PM
And now you're starting to get it. Football's problem here in the states is that to a lot of people over the age of 15 it's still a hoity toity librul  euro snob game that's unamurrican. It's the sport of choice for people who read Salon.com articles and eat at 5 star restaurants on Yelp and work in app development (see: Seattle Sounders fanbase). The unwashed, dumbshit prole of America simply hasn't embraced the game yet. Probably explains why Liga MX is still a better league at the moment.

well here there's an easy solution over here and that's dropping ticket prices. STs are a major investment for most people and if you're living hand to mouth it's not going to factor into it, and match day prices for the prem are insane. they sell out, of course, but not to the people you want. those people are already half cut in the queens shouting at a TV screen.

the hope is that with the insane TV money coming in, the effect of having a 50k+ stadium screaming its collective lungs out has on growing your club's brand will be more important than mugging people on the gates.

how would you go about making the MLS appeal to dumbshits? i feel like you only need a couple of cunts to get things going. crystal palace have a pretty modern liberal football fan base, but they have their holmesdale fanny brigade of cosplay ultras to set the fires.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Fifstar on February 25, 2015, 04:53:50 AM
Guess that result is okay for Dortmund. Team is probably more concentrated on the Bundesliga anyway.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 25, 2015, 10:26:43 AM
http://screamer.deadspin.com/goalkeeper-hops-into-stands-to-throw-hands-with-fan-1687822502/+billyhaisley


 :ufup
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: headwalk on February 25, 2015, 10:52:52 AM
Anyway, I feel pretty good about Monaco today. Now watch Berbatov drop a brace on us at home, fuck.

I just don't see Neverkusen putting up much of a fight against Best Madrid. Maybe they'll get an opportunity for Free Kick Hakan to do his thing.

monaco are a solid, boring team who are allergic to pressing and arsenal have got more tools than most to break down a parked bus. you should find it relatively comfortable for all the same reasons that someone like basel would be a nightmare.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Fifstar on February 25, 2015, 03:21:28 PM
Solid gane from Leverkusen so far... probably just a matter of minutes till Athletico scores.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Sausage on February 25, 2015, 03:55:25 PM
Complete Arse.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: dkdk on February 25, 2015, 03:58:56 PM
Monaco cooking. Havent seen Berbatov in a minute
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Courage on February 25, 2015, 04:07:39 PM
Can't believe what Giroud missed. 2 goals SERVED for him. Monaco playing Arsenal like they're FC Metz.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: headwalk on February 25, 2015, 05:06:55 PM
the FA should really start thinking about refballing some different teams in to the CL spots.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 25, 2015, 05:24:11 PM
why isnt there an wenger emoticon, wed use it so often
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: headwalk on February 25, 2015, 06:13:37 PM
why isnt there an wenger emoticon, wed use it so often

(http://i2.minus.com/iILTzBHnwoYa8.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: dkdk on February 25, 2015, 06:47:31 PM
Yea, like I said earlier, not surprised. This  same thing happens pretty much every time Arsenal play Chelsea, just in more humiliating fashion and frequently.

The Premier League is fun to watch but :heh no team has any chance in europe. Spurs and Liverpool probably going to fall out of Europa too. Only team that has a chance is Chelsea, if they park the bus and get lucky.

it's all cyclical. 05-08 was fun for english teams in the CL.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Courage on February 25, 2015, 10:41:43 PM
He nailed it. I still can't believe Wenger neglects Walcott and gives Welbeck more playtime.

Giroud today reminded me of Balotelli. Can't finish, just kinda there with no real presence or posing a threat with his runs. Both of his huge chances came from significant efforts from teammates (especially the Sanchez one where he beautifully dribbled past Monacos left back) and he can't even tap it in for shit. Yall need to get Jackson Martinez asap and get rid of all the frauds or those who are simply not capable enough.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Courage on February 26, 2015, 08:06:19 AM
There's a reason I call Giroud the king of donkeys. Dude can't produce or make runs. Occasionally he'll make a header or donkey one in clumsily but he's just not very good beside that. The one thing that he does excel at is size and being a little more physical,  I think we can all agree arsenal are tiny and technical and he adds a little diversity there.

he's above average, that's it.

Yall need a physical striker that can actually finish. Wenger should forget about his "my tiny, creative players can't be this cute" fetish and bring someone that'll intimidate oppositions defenses. In a way Man U needs that too, now that Van Persie is done and Rooney is now our poor mans Iniesta.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 26, 2015, 08:09:34 AM
Say A_I_A, when I was saying you shouldn't be an Arsenal fan, this is exactly why.

:dead

Complete fraud job.

Yeah caught the replay, hot buttered garbage on a bun.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Courage on February 26, 2015, 08:15:30 AM
It's not too late AIA. At least with Newcastle you won't be disappointed with Ls since they're kinda shit :hitler
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 26, 2015, 12:00:58 PM
(http://static.sportskeeda.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/78950854-1093520.jpg) (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VWGof-zXooo/TTYhB-TilDI/AAAAAAAAKjQ/Re3VaZOl3wo/s320/15-Ars%25C3%25A8ne+WENGER+Paniin+Monaco+1989.png) (http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3774251.ece/alternates/s510b/Arsene-Wenger-and-Daniel-Craig.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 26, 2015, 12:02:59 PM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/bc94389c3d62566c450c5564c4d09a97/tumblr_ngmhm76sFh1tp5565o1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 26, 2015, 12:06:10 PM
In other news Ajax is playing Legia tonight in an empty stadium without these guys

Ive been to the old Legia stadium and I thought the atmosphere is a bit tense

(http://hooliganstv.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/10294235_898953613465987_959270903212668975_n.png)
 (http://www.thenews.pl/b027873f-b7da-4c34-824d-880480600213.file)
(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/pb-110504-polish-cup-jm-01.photoblog900.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 26, 2015, 12:07:12 PM
Europeans   :holeup
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 26, 2015, 12:09:12 PM
I dunno what you mean

(https://ceefootball.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/560441_375839579145591_1017299545_n.jpg) (http://legionisci.com/zdjecia/12hapoel1_dzihadH_d.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 26, 2015, 12:10:59 PM
I dunno what you mean

(https://ceefootball.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/560441_375839579145591_1017299545_n.jpg)

I played in Germany for a year, why do y'all insist on taking off your shirts at every opportunity?

Score a goal: Shirts off
Somebody sneezes: Shirts off
2 for 1 schnitzel? Shirts off
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 26, 2015, 12:44:54 PM
its just natural man

(http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/SS+Lazio+v+Legia+Warszawa+UEFA+Europa+League+uZ45JCg4LV4l.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on February 26, 2015, 12:51:48 PM
(http://footballburp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Newcastle-fan-belly.jpg)

:holeup
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: headwalk on February 26, 2015, 12:59:23 PM
http://www.whufc.com/Fixtures/First-Team/Fixture-and-Results/Season-2014-2015/2015-February/Tottenham-Hotspur-vs-West-Ham-United#STATS

our new site is blowing my mind. only way i can imagine we swung this is if opta are using us as a shop window for bigger clubs. makes every other official site look like a two bit geocities page.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 26, 2015, 01:19:53 PM
Ajax up 2 already but playing shit
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Timber on February 26, 2015, 03:00:04 PM
Third time this season Celtic got knocked out of a European cup - also the best. Played well with ten men against twelve.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Sausage on February 26, 2015, 03:41:10 PM
At least there's no more Thursday games.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 26, 2015, 05:21:09 PM
Pool out as well  :lol
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 26, 2015, 05:37:12 PM
I kind of wished spurs went through cause I see Ajax beating them, Fiorentina will be tougher.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - play like shit to win
Post by: dkdk on February 26, 2015, 05:42:52 PM
I didn't catch all of it cause I was busy enjoying Fiorentina jizzing all over spurs, but I caught everything after that and tbh, was a pretty even match.

Bilic seems like a pretty solid manager to me. Dude's players clearly respect him.


Great performance by Fiorentina btw. Lovely counters.
http://gfycat.com/AdmirableShockingAldabratortoise

its like they learned defense by watching traffic cones. wtf.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: Courage on February 26, 2015, 08:44:35 PM
Torosidis, what a man. Two great crosses saved us and gave us two goals against those worthless fucking Feyenoord cunts. They threw bananas to Gervinho, I hope they get penalized.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: Courage on February 27, 2015, 09:07:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Vha6blK.png)

It's on  :bolo Final nail in Gomez coffin.

Some of these matchups will yield great games:

Wolfsburg vs. Inter
Sevilla vs. Villareal
Zenit vs. Torino

It'll also be interesting to see if Everton can go even further. They're the last dying hope for EPL to get something.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: Sausage on February 27, 2015, 01:21:57 PM
I feel like cherrypicking team performance stats based on the presence of individual players is kind of dumb, but I don't know why people ever shat on Sakho.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-3KxsoW8AAa8I-.png:large)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: Courage on February 28, 2015, 11:48:31 AM
Di Maria is terrible. Januzaj doing work tho.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: dkdk on February 28, 2015, 11:49:41 AM
guess dortmund are back now

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-8bKqnU8AIx3cS.jpg)

 :lol :lol :lol

Di Maria is terrible. Januzaj doing work tho.

di maria quit after his injury earlier this year. wouldnt be mad if we sold him
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: Sausage on March 01, 2015, 09:01:09 AM
Coutinho is too good.

https://gfycat.com/WetApprehensiveAmazondolphin

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: dkdk on March 01, 2015, 08:25:18 PM
so esch would this please you?

Daniel Busch ‏@dan_bu 9h9 hours ago
Officials from MLS club Sporting Kansas City were in Germany this weekend to talk to Rafael van der Vaart about a possible move to the US.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: Courage on March 03, 2015, 03:47:21 PM
I thought WBA was gonna finish strong after their West Ham game and their win against  Hull. But yeah they still suck.  :heh
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: Courage on March 04, 2015, 04:35:58 PM
My god what a lucky ass win. Had to rely on a goalkeepers mistake in the 89th min. We're so bad.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: Sausage on March 04, 2015, 05:24:33 PM
Pretty ho-hum day in the league. Fuck Manchester United though.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: dkdk on March 04, 2015, 08:37:53 PM
i guess now's as good a time as any to pretend to be an mls fan again. lemme find out who DC United has of note.

what's mls streaming like for a cable-less breh?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: Sausage on March 04, 2015, 09:33:12 PM
FC Dallas will be mes que un club soon. Dat youth academy.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: dkdk on March 04, 2015, 10:21:50 PM
i guess now's as good a time as any to pretend to be an mls fan again. lemme find out who DC United has of note.

what's mls streaming like for a cable-less breh?

like, illegally? :hitler comes in pretty good on VIPleague to me. they arent outchea taking them down.

As for MLS live, i remember hearing that it was pretty good. Ask in the gaf thread tho someone probably has it there : http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=765539


i've been spoiled by those high quality ustreams man

$75 tho  :kobeyuck
they ever offer it for a test drive for a week like NBA League Pass does occasionally?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: dkdk on March 04, 2015, 10:39:39 PM
i live in Bumfuck, NC. they not letting me put the MLS on a bar tv here  :lol

who the key players on DC right now? all i know is that they came up last season after being trash the year before.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: dkdk on March 05, 2015, 09:59:35 PM
how the fuck do Philly and LA have 4?

isnt the max 3?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: dkdk on March 05, 2015, 10:08:19 PM
oop reading fails  :lol
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: Courage on March 06, 2015, 09:48:55 AM
Salah's first goal is sensational. If he's having a good day against us, we're rekt.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: Courage on March 06, 2015, 10:29:05 AM
You can hate on Suarez all you want, but the guy has to be one of the most persistent and passionate players in the sport. Saw this gif on /r/soccer and it reminded me he's a massively talented cunt.

(http://giant.gfycat.com/BossyOrdinaryKestrel.gif)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: Courage on March 06, 2015, 10:48:15 AM
I was reading he may head to NYCFC and reunite with Villa. If so, that's a linkup that can cause some trouble, assuming they play into their ideal old european roles.

Also, gonna watch that Sporting KC vs. Red Bulls game on Sunday. Let's see how this Marsch guy does :hitler
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: Courage on March 06, 2015, 11:25:19 AM


You gonna get me back when we lose to United on monday tho (http://i.imgur.com/rCA6raI.png). That's a 3-0 destruction guaranteed.


What is this reverse psychology? :tocry

Y'all beat City away and they've been playing better than us. I expect a draw honestly.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - epl lost
Post by: Courage on March 06, 2015, 11:30:29 AM
I'll take it :larry

Our upcoming fixtures seem difficult enough. Somewhat securing third place top 4 is a priority.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - MLS resumes
Post by: suppadoopa on March 06, 2015, 03:45:37 PM
Sup.

I support Chicago Fire, Rosario Central, and Argentina.
When I'm feeling weebish, I also support Kashima Antlers.

http://webmup.com/YSptI/vid.webm
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - MLS resumes
Post by: dkdk on March 06, 2015, 07:05:30 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/mar/06/paul-scholes-mesut-ozil-easy-option-arsenal


the windups and trolling have already begun :dead

that's my ginger ninja :jawalrus
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - MLS resumes
Post by: suppadoopa on March 06, 2015, 08:39:09 PM
fire vs galaxy in a half hour.  should be a good match
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - MLS resumes
Post by: suppadoopa on March 07, 2015, 12:08:42 AM
oh lord 2-0  :fbm
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - MLS resumes
Post by: suppadoopa on March 07, 2015, 01:30:38 AM
The whole squad looked rusty. Even with all our "DPs".

Shame Magee is still recovering. He would of have scored!
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - MLS resumes
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 07, 2015, 02:14:37 AM
United is gonna get hammered by the Gunners.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - #karakandwon
Post by: Kara on March 07, 2015, 01:56:17 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol Wherever you are, Kisochka, suck my diiiiiiiiiiiick. EUPA!
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - #karakandwon
Post by: suppadoopa on March 07, 2015, 09:36:08 PM
What britbong team is worth watching?

I was thinking Liverpool so I can see Balotelli do stupid stuff, but it seems like he's not long for that team
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - #karakandwon
Post by: Fifstar on March 08, 2015, 09:10:10 AM
http://cdn.streamable.com/video/7d8ed150c4f911e49ed51d4a6cebb305.webm

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - #karakandwon
Post by: dkdk on March 08, 2015, 02:55:18 PM
heh liverpool picked up a replay cup game.


now for us to just not tie vs Arsenal.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - #karakandwon
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 08, 2015, 11:14:59 PM
Sounders putting a good ol' whoopin' on New England.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - #karakandwon
Post by: dkdk on March 09, 2015, 05:07:35 PM
what a clown ass play
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - #karakandwon
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 09, 2015, 05:51:23 PM
Called it
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: dkdk on March 09, 2015, 06:22:40 PM
godba goal

https://vine.co/v/OE2wZX7ql03

cut the fuckin check (http://i.imgur.com/8j4rH.png)

i don't really give a shit about todays game. we didn't tie so i'm fine with it as that was the most important thing. pretty bitchmade effort tho. De Gea the only real one on the squad. more of these efforts will find us outside the top 4 when it's a wrap. wanted to crack my screen when welbeck scored. fucking valencia.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: Courage on March 09, 2015, 06:37:07 PM
We actually didn't play that terribly but we can't finish for shit. We have to stop with the aimless long balls that only end in goals when the opposition's defense fucks up. We need to overhaul our entire attacking line. I think we'd squeak by with a draw if Di Maria and Valencia weren't such tragedies.

Congrats to Arsenal, they deserved it.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: dkdk on March 09, 2015, 08:22:11 PM
C dot raking 304k every time he shills some shit on twitter  :whoo

Darren Rovell ‏@darrenrovell 3m3 minutes ago
Value of a tweet: 1. @Cristiano $304K, 2. @neymarjr $143K, 3. @kingjames $126K, 4. @WayneRooney $94K, 5. @KDTrey5 $80K (via @opendorse)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: headwalk on March 09, 2015, 09:09:45 PM
thought both teams had long spells of being comically incapable of retaining the ball for more than two passes. a lot of blood and thunder punctuated by the occasional moment of class. not a great game of football but a great watch.

man united are fundamentally broken with no signs of any development in any one direction beyond hoofing it to fellaini or shamelessly throwing themselves to the floor. michael oliver had a worldy.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 10, 2015, 09:15:47 AM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr06/27/7/anigif_enhanced-27313-1393505423-4.gif)

  :dead
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on March 10, 2015, 09:19:01 AM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c86oeAnot4c


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB12b3fO0Ns

That first goal


 :whoo


I want to have Amarteys #bigblackbabies
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 10, 2015, 09:27:36 AM
Still second though

Randers on your heels

Randers  :mynicca
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 10, 2015, 09:44:56 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2KSqv2r.jpg)

 :umad
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on March 10, 2015, 09:55:44 AM
Still second though

Randers on your heels

Randers  :mynicca

This season is another write off. The only thing that matters is winning against Brøndby.  :beli
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 10, 2015, 10:04:20 AM
I bet Aggers failed return to Brondby warms your heart.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on March 10, 2015, 10:11:36 AM
I bet Aggers failed return to Brondby warms your heart.

(http://i.imgur.com/TUHfJPS.jpg)


 :heh
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: Fifstar on March 10, 2015, 05:39:01 PM
Not a Schalke supporter but eliminating Real Madrid would have been glorious. Too bad 1 goal was missing.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: suppadoopa on March 10, 2015, 09:49:03 PM
I wonder why out of all CONCACAF teams to get invited to this years COPA it was Jamaica.

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: headwalk on March 10, 2015, 09:54:32 PM
I wonder why out of all CONCACAF teams to get invited to this years COPA it was Jamaica.

japan dropped out and they needed someone last minute.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 11, 2015, 07:54:26 AM
Good job of selling Huntelaar Madrid  :lol

(http://giant.gfycat.com/ShrillPoshHanumanmonkey.gif)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: Courage on March 11, 2015, 10:23:40 AM
Dudes, do yourselves a favor and check out some of the goals Porto dumped on Basel :whew

http://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/2yltxt/postmatch_thread_porto_4_0_basel/

All outside the box. Sensational.

That second free kick :whoo
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: Courage on March 11, 2015, 12:32:16 PM
Today is the day brehs.

AEK - Olympiakos, second leg. We need a 0-0 or win after the 1-1 in the first leg. We're expecting a record 67,000 in attendance. Haven't had something  like that ever since our CL match with Milan. I expect a win.

If anyone wants to catch a few minutes of the game it'll be streamed here:
http://www.laola1.tv/en-int/live/aek-athens-fc-olympiakos-piraus/307662.html

Starts in half hour.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: suppadoopa on March 11, 2015, 03:25:24 PM

japan dropped out and they needed someone last minute.

They could of have invited USA.
Eh whatever, we'll be hosting the 2016 Copa America  Centenario anyway
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: Fifstar on March 11, 2015, 05:21:18 PM
Bremen plays against Bayern this weekend, hopefully they've had enough after this destruction. Red card against Donetzk was harsh though.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: dkdk on March 11, 2015, 05:59:15 PM

japan dropped out and they needed someone last minute.

They could of have invited USA.
Eh whatever, we'll be hosting the 2016 Copa America  Centenario anyway

If they havr games in charlotte, dc or atl im going. Especially if its usa, brazil or arg. or HAMEZ
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: Courage on March 11, 2015, 06:19:01 PM
Go fuck yourselves Chelsea and Olympiakos  :bolo

Congrats to PSG.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - EPL lost (again)
Post by: dkdk on March 11, 2015, 06:25:14 PM
damn the EPL is eating a big fat L this year in Europe.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - EPL lost (again)
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 11, 2015, 09:31:55 PM
Hahahah that avatar Esch, this is perfect

Now Arsenal has to win the CL for maximum Mou rustle
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - FA Cup
Post by: suppadoopa on March 11, 2015, 10:15:11 PM


If they havr games in charlotte, dc or atl im going. Especially if its usa, brazil or arg. or HAMEZ

Yeah they're considering DC & Atlanta. Not Charlotte tho. Heck, the only other places they are considering down in the south is Nashville and Florida.

I'm hoping they do the Argentina - BRBR match here in Chicago. Mainly so I can bring my grandpa to watch....then again that would be a bad idea cause he'll probably throw slurs against the brazilians
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - EPL lost (again)
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on March 12, 2015, 07:25:23 AM
Arsenal ... win the CL ....

lol
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - EPL lost (again)
Post by: Courage on March 12, 2015, 09:15:54 AM
If Roma disappoints me... :tocry
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - EPL lost (again)
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 12, 2015, 09:37:31 AM
A little late but that header from the GOAT

(http://p1.trrsf.com/image/fget/cf/619/464/images.terra.com/2014/03/27/ronaldo-reuters-square.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - EPL lost (again)
Post by: Courage on March 12, 2015, 11:12:13 AM
That was a good writeup. Pretty much reaffirms what we've been saying about Van Gaal. He still hasn't found an identity with the team, as if he's barely getting by until the end of the season, trying to play as safely as possible. Hopefully this means he's getting ready for an overhaul during the summer. Some players have to go. A lot of players have to come in. He needs a whole different approach for next season, maybe try to reignite the idealism Wilson is referring to once he builds a fitter squad, or else we're just gonna have to deal with another disappointing year.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - EPL lost (again)
Post by: Courage on March 12, 2015, 11:15:14 AM
As for Roma, yeah we're probably fucked. Fiorentina has been playing very well while we've been on a slow decline. Doumbia is apparently starting today, hopefully he shows some good elements.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - EPL lost (again)
Post by: Crash Dummy on March 12, 2015, 01:43:16 PM
Hahahah that avatar Esch, this is perfect

Now Arsenal has to win the CL for maximum Mou rustle

wenger is too busy focusing on getting 4th to get into cl next season
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - EPL lost (again)
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 12, 2015, 02:33:54 PM
Fucking shit pitch giving Dniepro a goal

Fuuuuck you pitch
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - EPL lost (again)
Post by: suppadoopa on March 12, 2015, 02:45:58 PM
man I just realized that orlando city and ny fc stared this season
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - EPL lost (again)
Post by: dkdk on March 12, 2015, 07:52:58 PM
Adriano got hella hoes. 18 in fact.
https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/adriano-paid-%C2%A360-000-for-18-prostitutes-at-a-copacabana-brothel-163741710.html

should've been a legend (http://i.imgur.com/Cyn5Og1.png)

definitely a PES legend tho  :jawalrus
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - EPL lost (again)
Post by: Courage on March 13, 2015, 09:58:04 AM
Adriano got hella hoes. 18 in fact.
https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/adriano-paid-%C2%A360-000-for-18-prostitutes-at-a-copacabana-brothel-163741710.html

should've been a legend (http://i.imgur.com/Cyn5Og1.png)

definitely a PES legend tho  :jawalrus


Roberto Carlos type free kicks with his ridiculous power :aah
Sprinting past every defender on Superstar difficulty :jawalrus
Growth attribute that kept him consistently good until his mid-30s :bolo (unlike the real Adriano :hitler)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - EPL lost (again)
Post by: headwalk on March 13, 2015, 09:50:33 PM
bet you lot are queuing up for your jollies tomorrow. one of our first choice back four fit (with our best midfielder being grafted in to do a job), song will play despite a dodgy knee and dodgier performances, valencia got his toe murdered by a coffee cup so we're now down to one striker despite playing two up top all season.

should be a right old laugh.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - EPL lost (again)
Post by: headwalk on March 13, 2015, 11:05:06 PM
After receiving a sonning from a monaco bench I'm not willing to make concrete statements. Dull 2-1 affair I'd say.

except monaco are tighter than a rhino's foreskin at the back, while we shipped seven between palace and the baggies.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 14, 2015, 03:43:56 PM
How did wallcot miss twice today like that
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 14, 2015, 07:35:55 PM
Being behind wellbeck in shooting efficiency, big ouch.

City mighy be heading for 3rd or 4th place really.

Btw I fucking took out Giroud this morning to put in Aguero.
Fml
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: dkdk on March 15, 2015, 11:13:54 AM
 :lol

rooney clearly had no idea wtf he was doing.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: dkdk on March 15, 2015, 12:47:13 PM
whacking spurs just like the old days. good stuff.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Courage on March 15, 2015, 12:48:48 PM
https://vine.co/v/OV7IdadnVqV

:dead
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Sausage on March 15, 2015, 12:58:33 PM
That defense on Rooney's goal was just :neogaf.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 15, 2015, 02:13:41 PM
Gooney  :lol

Going full Arsenal? They wish.

All joking aside lads, van gaal is 2 points away of being second after all the flak hes been getting.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Courage on March 15, 2015, 02:15:06 PM
Gooney  :lol

Going full Arsenal? They wish.

All joking aside lads, van gaal is 2 points away of being second after all the flak hes been getting.

To be fair, al lot of teams are very close to that spot. I'm still not satisfied with his #philosophy as of now, sans this game.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Courage on March 15, 2015, 03:44:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dSjjdKq.gif)

Soccer in Greece brehs  :rofl
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: dkdk on March 15, 2015, 05:42:21 PM
NYCFC is gonna have to do better than Yankee Stadium field. Shit is small and terrible looking. Terrible looking atmosphere too.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: DCharlieJP on March 16, 2015, 05:04:07 AM
ugggggggggggh football.

Ipswich were on a run of 1 defeat out of 20 games and were knocking on the door of promotion in a top 2 finish at the end of 2014.

Now? ugh.
we've won 4 out of 13 in 2015 and have lost 7. We've dropped out of the play offs and now it looks like we can't buy a win.
Given next season sees the start of -stupid- parachute payments this really is the last big chance to get out of this division - still time to recover but we look shot.

Carlisle have managed to dig their way out of relegation at least - albeit by 3 points and still have an awful goal difference.

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 16, 2015, 05:44:17 AM
Every now and again your team/countries performance will make you question why you bother to watch and get involved in the first place.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: headwalk on March 16, 2015, 11:46:42 AM
ugggggggggggh football.

Ipswich were on a run of 1 defeat out of 20 games and were knocking on the door of promotion in a top 2 finish at the end of 2014.

Now? ugh.
we've won 4 out of 13 in 2015 and have lost 7. We've dropped out of the play offs and now it looks like we can't buy a win.
Given next season sees the start of -stupid- parachute payments this really is the last big chance to get out of this division - still time to recover but we look shot.

Carlisle have managed to dig their way out of relegation at least - albeit by 3 points and still have an awful goal difference.

we were third just before christmas now we're clinging to 10th with one win in twelve. coupled with an unsanctimonious cup humiliation at the hands of pikey pulis.

atleast your lad cresswell has worked out. played every single minute and is most people's hammer of the year.

hope advocaat goes through for the mackems. a lot of talk of allardyce going over there,  which you couldn't blame him for given the treatment he gets over here.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Sausage on March 16, 2015, 05:25:23 PM
Liverpool and Manchester United have swapped bodies lol.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: dkdk on March 16, 2015, 06:25:47 PM
the game's at anfield. we'll be lucky to get a point there.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 17, 2015, 05:58:00 AM
Advocaat going to Sunderland, that makes 3 Dutch coaches in the PL now.

 8)

Milan lost again, good good. Bye bye Inzaghi.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: dkdk on March 17, 2015, 07:16:15 PM
2015 EPL Match Ball bright as fuck
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yFTFIbaZ6BI/VQK2BfUUaqI/AAAAAAAAfn8/W2N5s2dF8jo/s650/Nike-15-16-Premier-League-Ball.jpg)

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 18, 2015, 06:12:46 AM
Uuuh is that for snow days?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Fifstar on March 18, 2015, 03:43:50 PM
That dortmund Banner  :D
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Fifstar on March 18, 2015, 03:49:46 PM
Übermut kommt vor dem Fall  :mindblown
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Crash Dummy on March 18, 2015, 04:38:44 PM
best league in the world
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 18, 2015, 04:41:22 PM
best marketed league in the world
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: dkdk on March 18, 2015, 05:30:07 PM
best league in the world

It is. Nobody said they had the best teams.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 19, 2015, 02:44:53 AM
Most important game of the season tonight for Ajax.

Got to make up that 1-0 away loss against Dnipro.

I want this so bad dammit.

Need El Ghazi, Milik and Kishna up front.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 19, 2015, 05:08:54 AM
(http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/77/c7/10/z17593207Q,d.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Sausage on March 19, 2015, 02:52:35 PM
Everton is going to complete England's Europe humiliation.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: suppadoopa on March 19, 2015, 03:01:09 PM
welp it looks like Qatar 2022 will be set in December. FIFA finally confirmed it.

What a shitshow
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 19, 2015, 03:51:19 PM
Ajax game checklist:

-Baby fell asleep 15 min ago
-Wife going to bed now
-IPA beer open
-Ajax kit on

 :aweshum
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 19, 2015, 04:10:22 PM
here bro

http://sportslive.info/viewpage.php?page_id=2
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 19, 2015, 04:14:51 PM
Baby up again nooooo
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 19, 2015, 05:30:26 PM
Need 1 more to go through, heading for extra time now.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 19, 2015, 06:49:26 PM
Completely and utterly guttered
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: dkdk on March 19, 2015, 06:55:00 PM
papers are running with a story that we're  going in for a 165m bale/ronaldo double deal :goty2










(http://i.imgur.com/SaiM2.png)(http://i.imgur.com/tLQ8B.png)(http://i.imgur.com/iawkz.png)(http://i.imgur.com/C2xkH.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: dkdk on March 19, 2015, 07:08:45 PM
like how do they come up w/ that shit  they have no restraint or respect for reality :lol

can't wait to see Depay on the squad though.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 19, 2015, 07:31:24 PM
Lol depay sucks guys
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - tim sherwood is a football genius
Post by: Sausage on March 19, 2015, 09:06:05 PM
Depay to Liverpool has actually picked up a little steam. I could see it happening if Sterling skips town.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: dkdk on March 20, 2015, 12:38:53 AM
wacky haircut game is over. can't top this.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-ku2OdW0AEAM2v.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Sausage on March 20, 2015, 01:29:37 AM
wacky haircut game is over. can't top this.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-ku2OdW0AEAM2v.jpg)

His head is in the right place.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 20, 2015, 05:27:38 AM
Just dont think he is worth 30 mil yet.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Courage on March 20, 2015, 07:54:18 AM
El Clasico gonna be a classic.

I already know what's happening in Anfield  :fbm
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Courage on March 20, 2015, 08:12:09 AM
PSG vs Barcelona
Atletico vs Real Madrid
Porto vs Bayern Munich
Juventus vs Monaco


Real gonna get that work again :jawalrus
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 20, 2015, 08:30:12 AM
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--hWUDkywp--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/ikmcsppaylzuknwll5wz.jpg)


That match up troll  :lawd
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: dkdk on March 21, 2015, 12:43:10 AM
damn that CL draw is kind of disappointing. Bayern should walk to the finals. Think it will be Barca that meet them there.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 21, 2015, 09:56:20 PM
I caught the Barcelona / Man City match on Thursday on the plane flying in, and I think I could really like soccer, I just don't know where to start or what's worth watching
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Sausage on March 21, 2015, 10:54:37 PM
I caught the Barcelona / Man City match on Thursday on the plane flying in, and I think I could really like soccer, I just don't know where to start or what's worth watching

Liverpool v Manchester United tomorrow morning

 and

Real Madrid v Barcelona is after that. Not a bad first day to begin watching.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: headwalk on March 21, 2015, 11:13:23 PM
I caught the Barcelona / Man City match on Thursday on the plane flying in, and I think I could really like soccer, I just don't know where to start or what's worth watching

find some tenuous and almost certainly fictional family connection to a premier league club that never finishes outside the top four.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: DCharlieJP on March 22, 2015, 03:06:16 AM
The difference a week makes ....

Ipswich back into the play off after dealing with Watford.
Carlisle 4 points off the drop
Hearts to win the league today or next week

<3

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Crash Dummy on March 22, 2015, 10:35:32 AM
haha gerrard sent off as soon as he's on, can't argue though
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: dkdk on March 22, 2015, 10:37:29 AM
bwahahahaha gerrardis such a loser.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Crash Dummy on March 22, 2015, 10:40:48 AM
intentionally stamped on herrara's leg
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: dkdk on March 22, 2015, 10:46:48 AM
mataaaaaaaaaaaa  :lol

were back!
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: dkdk on March 22, 2015, 10:56:14 AM
Apart from thst great assist di maria passing is still comically off. He should be eating in this situation

How the hell did de gea miss that?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Courage on March 22, 2015, 11:10:52 AM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/FlakyThirdHarvestmouse.gif)

 :whoo :whew :whoo :whew
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: dkdk on March 22, 2015, 11:21:51 AM
as long as we win in glad rooney missed that.shouldve been matas pk unless he offered it to rooney.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 22, 2015, 11:23:12 AM
Liverpool always dirty like that?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Courage on March 22, 2015, 11:43:08 AM
A team with Skrtel, Balotelli and Gerrard. Yeah, they're dirty cunts.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Sausage on March 22, 2015, 11:47:05 AM
Can't believe Gerrard did what he did there. Liverpool probably had a good chance of winning that game if he stayed on.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Timber on March 22, 2015, 11:52:26 AM
Possibly ruined Liverpool's season twice in a row. What a way to go out.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Crash Dummy on March 22, 2015, 12:02:38 PM
fucking hell, hazard already scores
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Courage on March 22, 2015, 12:24:19 PM
why u gotta bring up the past m8
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Crash Dummy on March 22, 2015, 12:29:12 PM
de gea > courtois
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 22, 2015, 01:15:25 PM
I'm really enjoying this Hull City Chelsea match as well. All that's left is for me to abritrarily pick a team to stan for. I figure if I watch enough matches there'll be a team I like.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: dkdk on March 22, 2015, 02:27:15 PM
(http://abload.de/img/untitled-3rezx7.gif)

get styled on.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Crash Dummy on March 22, 2015, 02:33:22 PM
What a crazy day yall. Courtois and Neuer fucking up, Mata having a worldie, and we still haven't seen what I expect to be a :punch clásico.
bayern just lost 2-0 at home to gladbach just now too :o
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Take My Breh Away on March 22, 2015, 03:01:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/if5mA6t.png)

:dead
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: dkdk on March 22, 2015, 05:10:20 PM
i have never had such a hard time catching a working good quality stream. either la liga is on their shit hard today or streaming servers everywhere are choking.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: suppadoopa on March 22, 2015, 07:46:50 PM
what an awful start to the Fire season

can't we just have one winning team in this city :beli
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 23, 2015, 03:26:36 AM
i have never had such a hard time catching a working good quality stream. either la liga is on their shit hard today or streaming servers everywhere are choking.

Streamsp
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 10:37:42 AM
How do I got about getting my loot for my dude stealing my label brehs?


(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--oEJnzroH--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/jw1bx7umnhmnllxm1wlf.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Sausage on March 23, 2015, 01:32:36 PM
Gareth to City.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - El Clásico, Liverpool vs. United
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 01:39:10 PM
Soccer players are charmin soft.

I triple dare any NFL fan to stop somebodies fucking car to tell them about how poorly they played. That'd go well for them.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 02:51:31 PM
BTW, got to spend more time with PES this weekend:

For a breh who likes tactics, PES let you have 3 different tactics in a game with each tactic having a defensive, attacking and neutral side. I was :whew  when I was able to defend deep 442 and explode in a 433 to counter just like that. I could even choose between the 3 different tactics dynamically in game without pausing. And the game is fluid and really feels natural. I was having fun just defending while the AI was passing around my team-block trying to break my lines

I have FIFA and you might as well being speaking hindu to me right now breh.

In FIFA I just call for the ball all the time and go all Ronaldo on their bitch asses (I'm playing on the easiest game mode)

Be a striker and lead your team in tackles every game brehs :hitler
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: dkdk on March 23, 2015, 09:06:21 PM
BTW, got to spend more time with PES this weekend:

For a breh who likes tactics, PES let you have 3 different tactics in a game with each tactic having a defensive, attacking and neutral side. I was :whew  when I was able to defend deep 442 and explode in a 433 to counter just like that. I could even choose between the 3 different tactics dynamically in game without pausing. And the game is fluid and really feels natural. I was having fun just defending while the AI was passing around my team-block trying to break my lines

honestly the tactics are really the only thing i miss about PES.

i still play FIFA w/ the PES controls. but all the formations feel the same. more or less unless you play 3 at the back.

PES i used to run a basic 4-3-3 to start. Then this really front loaded 4-2-4 when I was chasing a game or trying to run the score up. and a christmas tree when i needed to defend/counter. it's telling of EA's intentions w/ FIFA that they still haven't incorporated this yet.

unless i'm missing something w/ FIFA 15 the on-the-fly strategy options are still very limited. Swap Wingers is useful though.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Courage on March 24, 2015, 12:09:49 PM
Simeone extended his contract till 2020 (https://twitter.com/Atleti/status/580342826262654976)  :leon

They better win a CL by then.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 02:32:45 PM
The Man speaks

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2406927-exclusive-pele-on-son-neymar-lionel-messi-and-complicated-2022-world-cup

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 25, 2015, 02:52:04 PM
How do we stack up against them E?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 25, 2015, 03:02:56 PM
Am I to assume top tier Europe consists of these teams in no particular order?

Germany
Spain
England
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Courage on March 25, 2015, 03:10:51 PM
Am I to assume top tier Europe consists of these teams in no particular order?

Germany
Spain
England

In terms of club competitions yes.

If you wanna do national teams, I'd replace England with France. Spain was flabby this World Cup but they have some good talent coming up once the tiki taka team retires.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Courage on March 25, 2015, 03:26:04 PM
Am I to assume top tier Europe consists of these teams in no particular order?

Germany
Spain
England

In terms of club competitions yes.

Is it tho? La Liga is overall still better by a shade than the bundes imo.

Now watch Bayern and Wolfsburg win lol :snoop

He said in no order :ufup

In order:
1. BPL
2. La Liga
3. Bundesliga

BPL wins because of the sheer fuckery every week.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 25, 2015, 05:16:20 PM
Hahahahaha Lord Bendtner

As far as national football goes England isnt in the top 10 in Europe btw.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Sausage on March 25, 2015, 07:22:10 PM
Belgium are going to be a beast this next Euro - WC cycle.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: dkdk on March 25, 2015, 08:42:11 PM
yeah England really aint shit but there aren't 10 teams better than them in Europe

one day they might start playing some proper ball and make use of their talent.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: suppadoopa on March 25, 2015, 09:17:44 PM
oooh International Friendly tomorrow with France and BRBR
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: headwalk on March 25, 2015, 11:29:45 PM
if england actually won something i'd have to rebuild my life from an entirely different perspective. the whole country would. failure, be it heroic or humiliating, is a cornerstone of our footballing heritage and intricately woven into our national culture. we celebrate dunkirk more than we do d-day.

it's the yank mentality that i can't process. was watching the denmark game and there's this unerring belief that america being a jobber footballing nation is some great act of injustice that will inevitably be put right, painting everything as one great gradual ascendency, despite your team looking about half as good as it did five years ago and on a losing streak to make west ham blush.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: headwalk on March 25, 2015, 11:35:37 PM

it's the yank mentality that i can't process. was watching the denmark game and there's this unerring belief that america being a jobber footballing nation is some great act of injustice that will inevitably be put right.

It's because we know we haven't given football our all, or really even more than a few cursory glances in the long scheme of things. you guys are disillusioned because it rules your nation and yet you can't pull home glory.

well it makes you sound like a bunch cultist loons. maybe it's just one of those cultural divisions i'll never be able to get over, like trying to get into german comedy or something.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: headwalk on March 25, 2015, 11:56:22 PM
We're a bunch of ragtag mercenaries cobbled together from dual national castaways that couldn't cut it in various nations, the descendents of immigrants with weird names, and 18 year old academy boys that don't really know what they want out of their careers. The shitty cut and paste nature of the USMNT is kind of like a metaphor for america itself; a weird semi garbage mix that we hope punches for the heavens.

we had an american on a west ham forum i go on a lot and he'd always air out these getalong gang monologues like this and it was always so jarring with everyone else.

maybe we're too cynical for our own good, but what you find inspirational, we find ultimately cringeworthy. a genuine cultural line in the sand.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: headwalk on March 26, 2015, 12:23:03 AM
i'd be pretty interested in reading a proper comparison of how our national identities are painted for us.

i mean, from the off we're taught that we're historically cunts. barbaric pagan beginnings, subjugated by the romans who improved our society tenfold despite being a conquering outside force. conquered again by the normans and ruled by cunts from then on. a national legislature built on various royal and imperial vanities, excesses and acts of brutality. henry viii was on every classroom wall and we're spared no details of what a bastard he could be. the victorian age is equally taught as a time of unprecedented wealth and innovation, and one of immense exploitation and dehumanisation.

even in our modern history, we're taught far more about the futile slaughter and human deprivation of the trenches of WWI and the holocaust than we are of any of our victories. taking more pride from the blitz spirit or the evacuation of dunkirk than the successes in normandy or the desert. we were basically told that all the troubles in ireland were largely our fault even while there were still monthly car bombings.

through it all though, there is a fatalistic humour. such is the mix of sublime, ridiculous and cuntishness that has moulded our history that any attempt to pin a single linear overarching theme or narrative is immediately laughed off.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: suppadoopa on March 26, 2015, 01:29:00 AM
the mls rankings mangs
(http://i.imgur.com/0JTw6pk.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: dkdk on March 26, 2015, 01:58:30 AM
United Away Leak is (http://i.imgur.com/52kIF.png)
http://i.imgur.com/FIkTwE7.jpg

wonder if we have red or black shorts w/ it because i'm only seeing White Home Shorts listed so far. on the whole the adidas man utd range isn't that nice.
guess i'm going to have to cop as much of the remaining nike stuff as possible.

saw DC got waxed by the energy drinks. hoping to get up to DC in the summer to see them play but the last time I saw them it was stuuuupid hot.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 26, 2015, 09:54:42 AM
Esch, just getting back to the England thing, and yeah England future always looks promising, just looks though

1. Spain
2. Portugal
3. Italy
4. Greece
5. France
6. Germany
7. Netherlands
8. Russia
9. Belgium
10. Turkey Switzerland

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 26, 2015, 09:59:05 AM
You mean that those countries aren't better then the English squad?

I'd also say that usually Sweden and Ukraine are above England as well. Czech Republic, Romania, Denmark.

Many more that would beat England on a weekday.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 26, 2015, 10:06:38 AM
Oh sorry lads, thats just a list of countries better then England, not a ranking of top countries  :lol

You guys really think Im that crazy huh  :yeshrug
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 26, 2015, 10:38:32 AM
Esch, just getting back to the England thing, and yeah England future always looks promising, just looks though

1. Spain
2. Portugal
3. Italy
4. Greece
5. France
6. Germany
7. Netherlands
8. Russia
9. Belgium
10. Turkey Switzerland

Serious question, if this is true why does Germany seem to pound the shit out of Italy and Greece every time they play competitions?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 26, 2015, 10:47:40 AM
Esch, just getting back to the England thing, and yeah England future always looks promising, just looks though

1. Spain
2. Portugal
3. Italy
4. Greece
5. France
6. Germany
7. Netherlands
8. Russia
9. Belgium
10. Turkey Switzerland

Serious question, if this is true why does Germany seem to pound the shit out of Italy and Greece every time they play competitions?

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxea59eQ6B1qedazpo1_500.png)

:dead


Okay okay okay but I'm not seeing how Greece beat England more than the other way around. Pretty bland team right now, they'd park the bus and maybe eke out a 1-1 or 1-0 here and there.

Russia is a better shout but I don't really expect them to consistently beat England either. Switzerland sure, maybe even over a long series.

But I guess we'll have to see when they play Italy soon, who I think are pretty flabby themselves. Starting El Shaarawy :flabbypd

I just think that if they played 10 games, Greece would win more. There is just something deeply wrong with the English national squad it seems. Always underperforming where  teams like Italy (or Holland) can rise to great heights with mediocre squads, England never does.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 26, 2015, 10:48:28 AM
Not quite the answer I was looking for.

Don't you have some cold calls to make, breh   :jawalrus

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 26, 2015, 10:50:14 AM
Sorry AiA, I wrote on this page that that wasn't a ranking of top EU teams, just a list of teams better then England.

If I'd make such a EU ranking Germany would be on top right now.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 26, 2015, 11:09:11 AM
Yeah great squad but

(http://i.imgur.com/TzvqrPk.jpg)

One title with a goal that didnt happen and the rest is  :lol

(http://i.imgur.com/ZlKcVya.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 26, 2015, 11:11:33 AM
Looks like the history of Cleveland Cav's basketball (sans the title)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: dkdk on March 26, 2015, 02:00:27 PM
United Away Leak is (http://i.imgur.com/52kIF.png)
http://i.imgur.com/FIkTwE7.jpg

wonder if we have red or black shorts w/ it because i'm only seeing White Home Shorts listed so far. on the whole the adidas man utd range isn't that nice.
guess i'm going to have to cop as much of the remaining nike stuff as possible.

saw DC got waxed by the energy drinks. hoping to get up to DC in the summer to see them play but the last time I saw them it was stuuuupid hot.

You guys just straight up need an offense.

I'm middling on SKC right now because we put up a real real great show against the Timbers but I want to win, not put on 0-0 clinic. Problem is still the same as before. Need one high profile attacker, and for Zusi to come off DP money.


The arsenal 15/16 looks great imo:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_OB0yXTb_MI/VQv0wAfFclI/AAAAAAAAfxw/sGV5ZqEIx4Q/s600/Arsenal-15-16-Kits-1.jpg

love those collars. still hate puma tho.

That away/3rd is neat. Puma makes some good stuff man
 Especially for national teams. They always have Dortmund looking fresh too.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Courage on March 26, 2015, 02:11:16 PM
Greece has the most schizo squad in Europe probably. Either that or the jammiest. We were great with Rehagel and Santos recently but when we got Ranieri as our coach we lost by Faroe Islands at home. We're maybe top 10, at 9 or 10, considering the past 10 years. As of now? Not even in top 20.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 26, 2015, 03:02:25 PM
Youre greek?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Courage on March 26, 2015, 05:02:24 PM
Youre greek?

Yeah I am.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Timber on March 28, 2015, 06:54:47 PM
I'm not sure if I should be shouting HIDDINK OUT or lamenting the fact that, following Robben's retirement, we're gonna be in for some bad times. Probably both.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 10:59:52 AM
http://grantland.com/the-triangle/listen-here-cristiano-sir-alex-fergusons-email-to-a-madrid-star-in-crisis/

 :jawalrus
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: dkdk on March 30, 2015, 09:26:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH3bsOcPZEo
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 31, 2015, 04:04:12 AM
Poland and Holland both spilled points  :yuck

I'm not sure if I should be shouting HIDDINK OUT or lamenting the fact that, following Robben's retirement, we're gonna be in for some bad times. Probably both.

There really is no one to replace Robben in our team. I'd also add Sneijder and De Jong to the list of people to be missed.

Biggest star on the rise is Depay, and well he can't carry the team for a long time yet, if ever.

Look at Affelay, dude is 29, never made it.

The whole generation now is so drab uuugh.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: dkdk on March 31, 2015, 07:14:58 PM
porto stays eating off these big clubs. add Danilo to the list
(http://fs1.directupload.net/images/150401/6l9ao88a.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: suppadoopa on March 31, 2015, 11:00:53 PM
If anything, the USA-SWISS proved that the blue away kit really looks nice. I might have to snag one
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2015, 01:00:22 PM
https://twitter.com/JZarif/status/583672737194999808

and here we go
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Sausage on April 03, 2015, 09:35:57 PM
https://twitter.com/JZarif/status/583672737194999808

and here we go

Hoping Liverpool have similar diplomatic success with Raheem Sterling.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Sausage on April 03, 2015, 11:53:52 PM
https://twitter.com/JZarif/status/583672737194999808

and here we go

Hoping Liverpool have similar diplomatic success with Raheem Sterling.
120k a week? fuck that shit lol.

He'll end up at citeh anyway.
We should sell him to United and then snatch up Depay if we're going to sell him to another English club, but selling to Man U is never going to happen.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: dkdk on April 03, 2015, 11:59:55 PM
get ya money sterling. 120k a week isn't really that wild.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Courage on April 04, 2015, 12:31:13 AM
Looks like we're almost set to sign Hummels (http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/apr/03/mats-hummels-borussia-dortmund-manchester-united)

What a signing that'd be. Exactly what we need for a CB really.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Courage on April 04, 2015, 09:52:41 AM
:jawalrus stellar finishes by the boys all around.

Payback, we owe you bitch n****s from way back :gun

 :gladbron

(http://giant.gfycat.com/EnergeticSameGoshawk.gif)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Courage on April 04, 2015, 11:22:03 AM
Just because we had one good day doesn't mean we won't stay mediocre :hitler

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Courage on April 04, 2015, 01:05:40 PM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/ElectricOffbeatKrill.gif)

Howard the gawd
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: dkdk on April 04, 2015, 01:06:07 PM
fatboy still amazes me now and then. hell of a goal today
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Courage on April 04, 2015, 02:15:52 PM
hoooooo

leeeee


shit


http://gfycat.com/GeneralAptAfricanmolesnake

courtois been making a few errors lately :hitler

:rofl

he thinks he's Neuer
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Fifstar on April 04, 2015, 08:17:46 PM
Bought Fifa 15 today...

so, the game kinda sucks? Corners and crosses seem to be completly worthless.

Ball physics still seems behind the PES titles from the ps2 era.

Defending in the box is eh

Running through the centre seems overpowered.

Goals always seem to develop in similar scenes

Menus are kinda bloated.


I haven't played a soccer game intensively since Super Star Soccer 64 (loved the SNES ISS games). The pes games were fascinated to me when I watched good players but I didn't play them a lot, learning curve was too steep for me. I remember playing pes 5 and just giving up on it after I couldn't score a goal in my first five matches. I think that one was particularly hard. But even considering Fifa is more arcadey than pes this seems far behind the PS2 pes games in terms of feeling like actual football. I thought fifa had really catched up at least it seemed like that judging from forum comments? Or are the last pes just so bad? Can't really believe that because at least the gameplay engine was so far ahead of fifa...
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Fifstar on April 04, 2015, 08:20:08 PM
And the positioning/runs of teammates.  :mindblown Although I think even the pes games never managaged to get that really right.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: Courage on April 04, 2015, 08:32:37 PM
It's horrible breh, like literally fundamentally broken.

And you didn't even mention the trash goalie AI.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: dkdk on April 05, 2015, 12:57:36 AM
fifa is shit. We know that. Im still dirty at it.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - International Break
Post by: dkdk on April 05, 2015, 12:50:22 PM
Defoe  :o :bow2
(http://giant.gfycat.com/WanBlushingDegu.gif)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - golazos flow like water
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 06, 2015, 09:59:54 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UKoBJS__8


making a case for dat GOAT status

Slump over.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - golazos flow like water
Post by: Courage on April 06, 2015, 10:50:50 AM
Slump definitely busted but it *is* a defeated relegation ready Granada. It's a bit like coming off a dry streak by fucking a girl that's really into opiates or is a couple pounds overweight.

I am surprised he scored from distance though. Haven't seen him do that in a while :obama

Tbf, goalie fucked that one up :hitler (http://i.imgur.com/Uus4Plt.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - golazos flow like water
Post by: headwalk on April 06, 2015, 01:21:36 PM
rodgers is a slimy cult leader and by all accounts a pretty reprehensible human being (giant portrait of himself in his lounge, running out on his marriage for a 20 something LFC receptionist), let him slip into despair.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - golazos flow like water
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 06, 2015, 01:22:08 PM
Esch mad because Ronaldo scored more in a a day than he has all year   :umad
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - golazos flow like water
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 06, 2015, 01:27:39 PM
(giant portrait of himself in his lounge,

:dead

WTF WTF WTF  I have a 15 x 15 pic of me in my sports den.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
just kidding
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spoiler (click to show/hide)
its 4 x 4
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Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - golazos flow like water
Post by: Courage on April 06, 2015, 01:41:29 PM
This fucking guy :rofl


(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02332/rodgers1_2332799c.jpg)

:dead :dead :dead :dead
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - golazos flow like water
Post by: dkdk on April 06, 2015, 07:06:38 PM
City took that L.

This weekend Were bout to kick em while theyre down :rejoice
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - golazos flow like water
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 07, 2015, 09:59:30 AM
Methodis post here if you are ok
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - golazos flow like water
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on April 07, 2015, 10:00:44 AM
Pellegrino has always been a fraud, and now with City having an old ass squad they need more than a little creative sponsorship deals to fix it.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - golazos flow like water
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 07, 2015, 10:03:56 AM
Speaking of flops

http://ekstrabladet.dk/sport/fodbold/dansk_fodbold/superligaen/fc_koebenhavn/fcks-dyre-dreng-kald-mig-bare-flopnelius/5509601
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - golazos flow like water
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on April 07, 2015, 10:10:19 AM
Speaking of flops

http://ekstrabladet.dk/sport/fodbold/dansk_fodbold/superligaen/fc_koebenhavn/fcks-dyre-dreng-kald-mig-bare-flopnelius/5509601

The more I watch him, the more I understand Vincent Tans insanity.

When that is all said though, the rest of the team sure aren't doing much better and he's getting nothing to work with. Only Ludwig and Amartey are really showing quality, and if I hear that "but the whole team is so young" bullshit one more time, I'm going to throw up.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - golazos flow like water
Post by: Courage on April 07, 2015, 12:56:08 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/apr/07/roma-stadium-closed-napoli-banners?CMP=share_btn_tw


:neogaf Courage, your fans are a bunch of shitbirds

Idiots. Almost every group of ultras in every sports team are cancer to the team. Especially in Italy and Greece where that hooligan-like behavior is tolerated.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - golazos flow like water
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 07, 2015, 01:19:14 PM
Speaking of flops

http://ekstrabladet.dk/sport/fodbold/dansk_fodbold/superligaen/fc_koebenhavn/fcks-dyre-dreng-kald-mig-bare-flopnelius/5509601

The more I watch him, the more I understand Vincent Tans insanity.

When that is all said though, the rest of the team sure aren't doing much better and he's getting nothing to work with. Only Ludwig and Amartey are really showing quality, and if I hear that "but the whole team is so young" bullshit one more time, I'm going to throw up.

Thats the same line they use for ajax
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - golazos flow like water
Post by: dkdk on April 07, 2015, 06:25:42 PM
kehl w/ the rocket to send dortmund through to the semis
https://gfycat.com/IllustriousTanAmericanlobster
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - golazos flow like water
Post by: dkdk on April 08, 2015, 05:19:17 PM
was there always a giant fucking wall at one end of the rayo vallecano stadium?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - golazos flow like water
Post by: dkdk on April 08, 2015, 08:20:42 PM
Ronaldo hit 300 goals w/ RM today. 288 games man.

By comparison it took Raul 741 and Di Stefano 396.

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - golazos flow like water
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on April 09, 2015, 09:44:09 AM
Ronaldo hit 300 goals w/ RM today. 288 games man.

By comparison it took Raul 741 and Di Stefano 396.

:rejoice


Dat GOAT
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - golazos flow like water
Post by: suppadoopa on April 10, 2015, 10:49:02 AM
Any of you guys gonna be watching Copa America this year?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Manchester Derby
Post by: Courage on April 10, 2015, 11:23:59 AM
We can potentially kick City while they're down, but I foresee a tie for that one.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Manchester Derby
Post by: Sausage on April 10, 2015, 02:32:34 PM
Citeh going into a complete tailspin is our only hope.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Manchester Derby
Post by: dkdk on April 10, 2015, 04:33:32 PM
We can potentially kick City while they're down, but I foresee a tie for that one.

Nah we bout to give em that 3-1.

Damn that new US has no effort put in at all.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Manchester Derby
Post by: Sausage on April 11, 2015, 03:48:51 PM
Yeah Burnley and Leicester are the two bottom of the table teams that I really enjoy watching. Both are fun sides to follow.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Manchester Derby
Post by: dkdk on April 12, 2015, 11:11:35 AM
city look like they came to do us today.

their attack patterns have us confused af.

edit: ashley young w/ that clank.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Manchester Derby
Post by: Courage on April 12, 2015, 11:16:12 AM
lucky as fuck but i'll take it :rejoice
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Manchester Derby
Post by: dkdk on April 12, 2015, 11:28:56 AM
the two we dislike the most are balling the hardest today  :lol

great play from young and fellaini.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Manchester Derby
Post by: Courage on April 12, 2015, 11:29:22 AM
Fellaini redeeming himself already for that disappointing start :whoo
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Manchester Derby
Post by: Courage on April 12, 2015, 12:26:39 PM
damn that was offside lmao
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Manchester Derby
Post by: dkdk on April 12, 2015, 12:30:23 PM
we them moyes van gaal boyz
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Manchester Derby
Post by: Courage on April 12, 2015, 12:32:48 PM
smalllliiiiiiing
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Manchester Derby
Post by: dkdk on April 12, 2015, 12:49:29 PM
oh man carrick cannot be injured.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Manchester Derby
Post by: dkdk on April 12, 2015, 01:11:38 PM
4-2

city in crisis.

(http://i.imgur.com/7VtfrNL.gif)

 their pain sustains me :lawd
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Manchester Derby
Post by: DCharlieJP on April 13, 2015, 05:44:03 AM
for the other top 4 teams, the recent City melt down is likely to backfire - for a start, Pella is gone gone gone.

And a few of the misfiring stars will likely get the boot as well. Once they have cash in, then i expect a whole load of big name signings - which, ironically, will possibly hurt United more than anything because if you are going to go live in Manchester , you might as well be getting paid utterly stupid money rather than the regular stupid money.

Anyways, onto real football :

Ipswich are giving me an ulcer. Back in the playoffs - and the top of the championship is an utter nightmare.

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL returns, USA vs. MEX on Wednesday 830/730 central
Post by: Sausage on April 13, 2015, 12:11:45 PM
They know they're in for a clearout. How much they get for all these dudes is going to determine their next couple seasons. In all fairness,  who wants to pay top dollar for a Jesus Navas given his terrible play all season? Or a Dzeko who has one of the worst chance conversion rates in the league? Or their entire fraudulent back line? For someone who was called the 'best CB in the Premier League' Kompany commits damn near a goal scoring error a game.

even for Arsenal,  I wouldn't want my hands on any of these dudes except Silva, Aguero,  or Milner. The rest have been massively underperforming and don't look like they give a shit. Look at Yaya out there, basically has terrible games and makes up for it with one goal scoring strike.

:kobeyuck

At least someobody will pay for Yaya if reports are to be believed. But out of those 3 good players you mentioned, they won't sell Aguero or Silva and Milner is a available for free in the summer. So yeah, things are looking pretty dire for City. Better get those fake sponsorships ready.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL returns, USA vs. MEX on Wednesday 830/730 central
Post by: Take My Breh Away on April 13, 2015, 12:44:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/al94C2w.png)

https://twitter.com/PPOffers/status/587616467799027712

:dead
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Manchester Derby
Post by: dkdk on April 13, 2015, 01:34:08 PM
for the other top 4 teams, the recent City melt down is likely to backfire - for a start, Pella is gone gone gone.

And a few of the misfiring stars will likely get the boot as well. Once they have cash in, then i expect a whole load of big name signings - which, ironically, will possibly hurt United more than anything because if you are going to go live in Manchester , you might as well be getting paid utterly stupid money rather than the regular stupid money.

Anyways, onto real football :

Ipswich are giving me an ulcer. Back in the playoffs - and the top of the championship is an utter nightmare.

idk i think city is in for some lean years as they reshape their team under FFP. they better pray their academy kicks out some ballers soon because they will need it.

i think its about to be manutd/arsenal season again. both squads are on the rise and financially stable. you know were going to flex our money and arsenal dont need many more pieces to win the title. europe is another beast that isnt on the cards for an EPL team for at least 2 seasons.

chelsea has some FFP concerns too i think but somehow they seem to get incredible fees for their players. it seems like my boy oscar coukd be the next man out of there.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Courage on April 14, 2015, 07:20:52 PM
Oblak had an amazing game. I still think Atletico will qualify, they just need to score early like they did during the Copa.
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Post by: dkdk on April 14, 2015, 07:45:22 PM
nathaniel clyne sounds like a lock.

kind of sad to see the breh chicharito go for real this time.. i was fond of him even though he was a 1 trick pony.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Courage on April 14, 2015, 09:08:53 PM
nathaniel clyne sounds like a lock.

kind of sad to see the breh chicharito go for real this time.. i was fond of him even though he was a 1 trick pony.

Just need a good CB and we should be good defensively. We got Valencia/Clyne on the right and Shaw/Blind on the left. We're probably selling Rafael.

I'm already getting excited with the prospect of signing Depay, Hummels and Clyne right when the window opens.
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Post by: suppadoopa on April 14, 2015, 09:22:08 PM
neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGMQDZAi2ds
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Post by: DCharlieJP on April 14, 2015, 09:31:51 PM
Ipswich are in the final play off slot with 3 games to go - we are 3 points clear with +4 Goal diff.

We could be locked in for playoffs if next week goes to plan.

We have spent 10,000 quid on our team this year - let that sink in. We couldn't even sign one of Ronaldo's laces for a half on that sort of budget.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Courage on April 15, 2015, 09:13:29 AM
Klopp is leaving Dortmund.

Wow

The salary City is offering must be ridiculous (http://i.imgur.com/ewjvLzX.gif)
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Post by: 90tilInfinity on April 15, 2015, 09:39:41 AM
He says he isn't taking a break though...

Klopp's basically saying "ah, it's not you (not being in the CL...), it's me". Must be gutting for Dortmund fans.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: dkdk on April 15, 2015, 09:59:38 AM
Klopp is leaving Dortmund.

Wow

Hummels is definitely on the way then. Gundogan too from the rumors. We should try and bag the Rolls Reus for the trifecta raid.

This year it looked like the season just whooped his ass emotionally. Ive never seen a scene like that game where Hummels and Weidenfeller had to address the fans. Klopp looked shook as fuck.
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Post by: Courage on April 15, 2015, 12:40:00 PM
If Klopp ends up at City, I don't see Hummels going anywhere else but there.
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Post by: Courage on April 15, 2015, 04:37:12 PM
Porto with the W :lawd

Incredible.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 15, 2015, 05:27:15 PM
Feel bad for my man Lewy, but glad Porto won.

Maybe Lewy can wisen up and move to Arsenal now.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Courage on April 15, 2015, 06:35:33 PM
Yeah, we were talking about Brazilians being frauds, and I think Dante takes the cake. I rarely see the dude play well.

And Luiz getting nutmegged twice was hilarious.  :neogaf
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: dkdk on April 15, 2015, 08:19:58 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCqYPy3UEAAjrNy.png)
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Post by: suppadoopa on April 15, 2015, 09:33:41 PM
lmao
https://twitter.com/AnAbnos/status/588513149331968000
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Post by: dkdk on April 15, 2015, 10:44:07 PM
mexico getting scored on by college brehs  :neogaf
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Post by: dkdk on April 15, 2015, 11:11:56 PM
a #DosACero over el tri is always a good reason to troll them. regardless of the team makeup. :ufup
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Post by: dkdk on April 16, 2015, 11:18:42 PM
that ball Higuain slipped in for Hamsik was  :lawd
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Post by: Fifstar on April 17, 2015, 11:11:32 AM
Best League In the World! Weltmeister Liga! Wait, what ?!  :shaq2
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Post by: dkdk on April 18, 2015, 11:24:21 AM
no carrick probably =  no points today  :goty2
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Courage on April 18, 2015, 12:16:05 PM
no carrick probably =  no points today  :goty2

Rooney will save us :tocry
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Post by: dkdk on April 18, 2015, 12:36:56 PM
 :lol the whole world thought that was a goal.

this young bol zouma is huge  :whoo
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Courage on April 18, 2015, 01:09:56 PM
Fuck and we were doing so well.

Goes to show quality of possession > abundant possession.

Terry is such a cunt
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Post by: dkdk on April 18, 2015, 01:52:43 PM
griezmann is gonna fetch a huge price for atletico
http://gfycat.com/DependableCoarseIntermediateegret
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: dkdk on April 18, 2015, 02:28:29 PM
welp we got proper mourinho'd today (http://i.imgur.com/Cyn5Og1.png)

not the game you want rooney to be pulling the strings in midfield. doesn't have the quality in vision and passing to break a parked defense.
still falcao and rooney had 3 solid chances to get us a goal. i'd expect them to bury 1 of those.

on to what will probably be a tough game at everton. need them 3 points though.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 18, 2015, 02:35:55 PM
United played really well today, typical chelsea win In the end

United fans can be pretty happy with how the team is playing lately
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 18, 2015, 02:36:23 PM
I love Arsenal but got to feel bad for that Reading goalie now
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Post by: Mr Gilhaney on April 18, 2015, 02:36:58 PM
What a time to be Mourinho.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Courage on April 18, 2015, 02:40:16 PM
Yeah, we did well out there today. Mourinho will win the league because he's consistent. If Arsenal, Liverpool and Man U played like they are now in the first half and Man City didn't fall off during the second half, it would be a closer race for the top spot. Mourinho has mastered how to play like a champion. Clinical, but effective nonetheless.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 18, 2015, 02:42:30 PM
United had 71% possesion damn

But give it to Chelsea to defend well and don't give away too much. Still think United should have squeezed one or two in.

If United could get Lewy for next season they will do really well
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Courage on April 18, 2015, 02:43:57 PM
If United could get Lewy for next season they will do really well

I highly doubt that'll happen.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 18, 2015, 03:07:51 PM
If United could get Lewy for next season they will do really well

I highly doubt that'll happen.

Rvp and Falcao just wont cut it. I know Lewy doesnt want to leave Bayern though.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Courage on April 18, 2015, 03:13:41 PM
If United could get Lewy for next season they will do really well

I highly doubt that'll happen.

Rvp and Falcao just wont cut it. I know Lewy doesnt want to leave Bayern though.

Falcao is definitely leaving (he's been subpar plus his buyout clause is ridiculous), and I personally hope we sell RVP. I still don't think Lewi is possible, I'd be happy with Lacazette however.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 18, 2015, 03:16:42 PM
Ill admit not knowing who that is
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Post by: Courage on April 18, 2015, 03:18:18 PM
Ill admit not knowing who that is

Ligue 1 top scorer. Plays for Lyon.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 18, 2015, 03:25:16 PM
Sounds like someone for Arsene
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Courage on April 18, 2015, 03:27:15 PM
Sounds like someone for Arsene

For sure, but Arsene is very conservative with his spending, while we're more eager to throw money (and probably more than Arsenal).
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Courage on April 18, 2015, 03:35:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNd2d5fIo2Q

:rofl

LVG tha gawd.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 18, 2015, 03:37:20 PM
Thats the Louis i know

He's right though
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: dkdk on April 18, 2015, 06:46:20 PM
LVG  :lol

If United could get Lewy for next season they will do really well

I highly doubt that'll happen.

Rvp and Falcao just wont cut it. I know Lewy doesnt want to leave Bayern though.

Falcao is definitely leaving (he's been subpar plus his buyout clause is ridiculous), and I personally hope we sell RVP. I still don't think Lewi is possible, I'd be happy with Lacazette however.

i worry that Lacazette is too light to be the man up top in the EPL.
if Cavani wasn't already 28 i'd be all for getting him.
there's a number of guys out there that'd definitely put us over the top though.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: headwalk on April 18, 2015, 06:56:23 PM
"we played really well, put them on the back foot and narrowly lost by a single goal" - every manager who's paved the way to chelsea's title.

feeling so great about tomorrow i've captained aguero in my FPL.
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Post by: dkdk on April 18, 2015, 06:58:33 PM
great team goal from madrid.
http://gfycat.com/HarmoniousImpressionableGorilla

wonder how the new manager will raise up james role in the team cause such a baller. should be 2nd priority in attack behind CR7.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Courage on April 18, 2015, 06:59:14 PM

i worry that Lacazette is too light to be the man up top in the EPL.
if Cavani wasn't already 28 i'd be all for getting him.
there's a number of guys out there that'd definitely put us over the top though.

Cavani would also be a decent purchase. 28 isn't old at all tbh.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Courage on April 18, 2015, 08:30:19 PM
Whenever I see Gibbs play I just notice how one footed the dude is. Makes it easier for players to mark him.

Walcott tho :leon didn't get a lot of playtime but from what I saw he showed some hunger and spirit.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on April 18, 2015, 11:25:21 PM
Quote
“On another day we would score three or four goals. We knew we had the players who could dominate. We are proud of the performance.”

-Wayne Rooney.

“In my opinion it was the best performance we have had this season. We were not effective because we have created, despite the defensive organisation of Chelsea, three chances in the first half and eight in the second half.”

-Louis van Gaal.

If we were warming up for the big game next weekend at the Emirates, we couldn't have had much better practice opposition than Manchester United today. The play was Arsenal in a nutshell, mistaking possession in the middle third for threat and then being surprised when mistakes in possession were seized upon and punished. We got a bad impression of the Gunners after the match as well, with both Rooney and Louis van Gaal jumping straight into the magical realm of Wengerland in order to pretend that a loss was actually a win.

 :whoo
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: DCharlieJP on April 19, 2015, 01:38:30 PM
Quote
we played really well, put them on the back foot and narrowly lost by a single goal" - every manager who's paved the way to chelsea's title.

lol - so much this.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Courage on April 19, 2015, 07:07:05 PM
Looks like Tuchel will be taking control of Dortmund. Should be a nice fit, he is Klopps protege or summat?

When I saw that Klopp was leaving I thought "favre" immediately, wonder where that one will end up.

He actually wouldn't be a bad pick for you guys. Obviously not next season, but down the road.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Courage on April 20, 2015, 01:18:15 AM
ehhh

he's a pretty good manager but i don't really care overmuch to see the boys play a mostly defensive 4-4-2. I don't have anything against playing like that occasionally but he does it a loooot. ofc maybe he'd be different at Arsenal...

:yeshrug

The Pep pipedream lives on  :gaben
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Courage on April 20, 2015, 08:42:18 PM
nah, i dont really care if it's pep. all i care is if they play attacking football, can win, give youth chances, and are tactically flexible from game to game.

:yeshrug

That sounds reasonable. Especially giving youth chances, it's why I hope Southampton does well in succeeding seasons.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 21, 2015, 03:29:04 PM
Dat Bayern

:gun
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Post by: Fifstar on April 21, 2015, 03:35:54 PM
That's FUT mode football.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: milchs evil twin on April 21, 2015, 03:57:27 PM
Bayern is Family Guy/Tuna/Jack Johnson tier hateable

Fuck these fucking fucks
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Post by: milchs evil twin on April 21, 2015, 04:02:16 PM
Barca will still beat them IMO

Let's fucking hope so.

I don't even like soccer. But my hate for Bayern transcends everything.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 21, 2015, 04:03:47 PM
You hate Bayern more then Real?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Fifstar on April 21, 2015, 04:10:52 PM
More reasons to hate bayern than real if you're german.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: dkdk on April 21, 2015, 04:41:31 PM
Bayern :whew
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: dkdk on April 21, 2015, 11:41:23 PM
man utd 2015 3rds
http://i57.tinypic.com/2l8kc3b.jpg

psg home away and 3rd 2015
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-k5a42Lno7aU/VTZ8XtOIOHI/AAAAAAAAhpU/RH_dlzdizqs/s550/paris-saint-germain-15-16-home-kit.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ay_wuojz2O4/VTZ8XirJaDI/AAAAAAAAhpQ/9w6MSCZ31gw/s550/psg-15-16-away-kit.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Ec2XzF6laYk/VRamppNfn7I/AAAAAAAAg2g/xM1s9fmxaw8/s550/paris-saint-germain-15-16-third-kit.jpg
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Post by: Courage on April 22, 2015, 11:21:08 PM
fuck Real :bolo
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 23, 2015, 01:50:34 AM
Fuck Athletica :bolo
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: headwalk on April 23, 2015, 03:05:44 PM
Fuck this weekend mang. Gonna lose to Chelsea and there ain't that much gud besides Gladbach and Wolfsburg :fbm

burnley leicester should be fun. i'll be staying in given that QPR want to charge fifty quid for an away ticket.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: dkdk on April 23, 2015, 09:39:43 PM
read that Philips is pulling their jersey sponsorship w/ PSV. never knew that they (and Bayer Leverkusen) started out as teams for company employees of Philips and Bayer pharmaceutical.

you learn some new shit everyday brehs  :leon
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Post by: suppadoopa on April 23, 2015, 09:56:49 PM
stumbled into some porto highlights on youtube and I was wondering what di maria was doing in that team until I found out it was hector herrera  :yeshrug
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Post by: dkdk on April 24, 2015, 01:17:04 PM
juve for the upset.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 24, 2015, 06:48:38 PM
There hasnt been a semi finalist outside of the big 5 countries in over a decade

Thank you EU for killing football
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Post by: suppadoopa on April 24, 2015, 08:44:15 PM
Fire might actually complete this game without a tie or a loss  :rejoice
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Post by: dkdk on April 24, 2015, 11:59:44 PM
ol boy almost nutchecked himself on the post  :lol
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Post by: dkdk on April 25, 2015, 12:08:05 PM
i think w/ liverpool not even being able to get a win when needed at west brom  :stahp  :lol that's the top 4 locked in. now it's just a matter of how 2-4 shakes out

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Post by: dkdk on April 26, 2015, 10:51:30 AM
prime example today of why i don't wake up for the 830 games.  great effort brehs. smh.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on April 26, 2015, 10:53:58 AM
Die Chelsea.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Courage on April 26, 2015, 01:49:17 PM
https://streamable.com/8dlv

absolute beauty :whoo

The whole thing. Leo's pass, Suarez' first touch, the dummy. wow.

Looking at this goal again :lawd

Incredible teamwork.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Sausage on April 26, 2015, 02:26:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XgZgYlD.png)

To be fair, he's not entirely wrong. They looked good and were threatening all game, but they just lack a quality finisher.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: 90tilInfinity on April 26, 2015, 07:00:38 PM
I'm not a man of hate brehs. I don't really hate any footballer (not even Ashley Cole or van Persie tbh - I pity the latter, the type of coward who would've been a mild threat away from defecting in the 1940s), and only heavily dislike a few teams. Spurs with their annoying delusions, and United have been the bane of my existence since I learned how to walk, but Chelsea, Chelsea physically repulse me. An utterly disgusting club right down their odious spine. A billionaire owner who's probably killed hundreds to gain his wealth, a manager who gauges the eyes of other coaches then plays victim, a captain who needs no description, all supported by (statistically, empirically, objectively) the most racist fans in Britain. What a horrible, disgusting, repugnant, vile little club. Scum in the purest sense of the word.

And fuck the thundercunts who swallow Mourinho's balls after every dickhead quote. I hope you never know the respect of your sons.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Courage on April 26, 2015, 07:03:16 PM
I'm not a man of hate brehs. I don't really hate any footballer (not even Ashley Cole or van Persie tbh - I pity the latter, the type of coward who would've been a mild threat away from defecting in the 1940s), and only heavily dislike a few teams. Spurs with their annoying delusions, and United have been the bane of my existence since I learned how to walk, but Chelsea, Chelsea physically repulse me. An utterly disgusting club right down their odious spine. A billionaire owner who's probably killed hundreds to gain his wealth, a manager who gauges the eyes of other coaches then plays victim, a captain who needs no description, all supported by (statistically, empirically, objectively) the most racist fans in Britain. What a horrible, disgusting, repugnant, vile little club. Scum in the purest sense of the word.

And fuck the thundercunts who swallow Mourinho's balls after every dickhead quote. I hope you never know the respect of your sons.

:aah

what a post
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on April 27, 2015, 04:16:41 AM
I'm not a man of hate brehs. I don't really hate any footballer (not even Ashley Cole or van Persie tbh - I pity the latter, the type of coward who would've been a mild threat away from defecting in the 1940s), and only heavily dislike a few teams. Spurs with their annoying delusions, and United have been the bane of my existence since I learned how to walk, but Chelsea, Chelsea physically repulse me. An utterly disgusting club right down their odious spine. A billionaire owner who's probably killed hundreds to gain his wealth, a manager who gauges the eyes of other coaches then plays victim, a captain who needs no description, all supported by (statistically, empirically, objectively) the most racist fans in Britain. What a horrible, disgusting, repugnant, vile little club. Scum in the purest sense of the word.

And fuck the thundercunts who swallow Mourinho's balls after every dickhead quote. I hope you never know the respect of your sons.



(http://i.minus.com/i9oNApvEIYFXp.gif)'


“I think he is one of these people who is a voyeur. He likes to watch other people. There are some guys who, when they are at home, have a big telescope to see what happens in other families. He speaks, speaks, speaks about Chelsea.” – on Arsène Wenger


(http://i.minus.com/iYJokqF1t642R.gif)

(http://i.minus.com/ig8tD0NORdx7B.gif)

(http://i.minus.com/iF4yEmrUuaDPP.gif)

(http://i.minus.com/iDNEXSr4sO4jg.gif)


I hope that helped you with some of that anger.


(http://i.minus.com/i4K6iWWWZQ69K.gif)
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Post by: Courage on April 27, 2015, 11:55:02 AM
Get fucked Courtois :aah
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: dkdk on April 27, 2015, 12:52:57 PM
De GOAT.

He's gonna leave us. :mjcry
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 28, 2015, 11:14:39 AM
A Real Madrid fan in class said he hates van Gaal cause he is arogant

A Madrid fan
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Fifstar on April 28, 2015, 12:15:46 PM
Van Gaal is pretty arrogant tho. His own children apparently have to adress him formally. Still, he's kind of cool.

Ancelotti seems kinda chill in comparison (whch will probably get him fired rather sooner than later, just not enough drama for Real).
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Sausage on April 28, 2015, 05:09:01 PM
Liverpool sucks.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Fifstar on April 28, 2015, 06:03:36 PM
 :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf

Never seen two penalties like that. Also the after match interviews were glorious. Guardiola was  :umad personified and kloppo was emotional overload.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: milchs evil twin on April 28, 2015, 06:07:24 PM
That was just the best.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: dkdk on April 28, 2015, 07:08:03 PM
Madrid and Atletico staring down the barrel of the same transfer ban Barca is on right now. Love it.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Timber on April 28, 2015, 07:09:45 PM
When I saw "Bayern 1-1 Dortmund, Dortmund win 2-0 after penalties" I actually did not understand what that meant at first. Like there was some weird German cup rule where each team only gets two penalties. That shootout  :neogaf
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Timber on April 28, 2015, 07:14:15 PM
Dortmund - Wolfsburg final should be really good
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Courage on April 28, 2015, 07:27:43 PM
I want Dortmund to win tbh. They had a rough season and Klopp is infinitely more likable than Guardiola.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Courage on April 28, 2015, 07:38:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/2iHWXFs.png)

:whoo MSN gonna win everything.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: dkdk on April 28, 2015, 07:54:34 PM
it really looks like a game of FIFA watching them. they score amazing goals w/ regularity.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: 90tilInfinity on April 29, 2015, 05:52:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2iHWXFs.png)

:whoo MSN gonna win everything.

Barca fans eat so well off attackers. Imagine being a life-long, 50 year-old Camp Nou season ticket holder.

Cruyff, Maradona, Laudrup, Romario, Stoichkov, Ronaldo, Rivaldo, Eto'o, Ronaldinho, Messi, Neymar, Suarez all in the flesh (http://i1.minus.com/jn2tpLayYFjPS.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Nibel on April 29, 2015, 05:59:27 AM
Amazing.  :lol

Really happy for Kloppo
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Misery Loves Kompany
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on April 29, 2015, 07:50:34 AM
A Real Madrid fan in class said he hates van Gaal cause he is arogant

A Madrid fan

Real Madrid got a reason for arrogance. Gaal not so much. When did that old slimy cunt last really do anything?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: dkdk on April 29, 2015, 06:38:44 PM
ronaldo (https://vine.co/v/e7m0dFzEKqe)  :umad

hamez tho (http://gfycat.com/DetailedGoldenIbex)  :whoo :rejoice
 
madrid circus always entertains
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 01, 2015, 12:29:45 PM
That's a disgusting amount of dirty Chilean shirts.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Courage on May 01, 2015, 01:39:27 PM
Has he ever tried Wilshere out wide? Dude obviously has the dribbling skills and pace, maybe he'd fare better there.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Courage on May 01, 2015, 01:59:46 PM
Has he ever tried Wilshere out wide? Dude obviously has the dribbling skills and pace, maybe he'd fare better there.

He's played him as a winger, and in a more advanced position. I don't think he's that great in either. I see his best position as a sort of regista like Alonso is doing now.

Yeah, might be time to give him away. It'd be a risk to keep him there when you can buy someone that's more stable and consistent.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: headwalk on May 02, 2015, 09:42:42 AM
remember when AiA briefly decided to support newcastle before reverting to type?

sometimes it's best not to be different.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: 90tilInfinity on May 02, 2015, 01:15:31 PM
I don't think we're in a position where we can even consider selling Wilshere, if only due to the fact that Rosicky, Cazorla and Arteta won't be at Arsenal by June 2016 at the latest (and Ramsey's hamstring is suspect). But that argument is secondary to how talented he is, and he is potentially one of the best CMs in the world. He had goals in him at youth level too, so if that clicks then City have a matchwinner on top of a match dominator. And for the regista position that we'd like him to play, he's still a baby at 23 tbh. Dudes like Verratti and 19-year old Cesc are freaks. Pirlo and Xavi weren't doing that they do at such a tender age.

FWIW, I've always felt Wilshere is really good on the right cutting inside, so that could be an option in the 4-2-3-1.

Overall, the kid just needs to simplify his game. Wilshere is charging forward like a madman because he's too desperate to impress, and when you add that to the medical issues you noted here and in the other footy thread, then you get some real problems.


Anyway, Newcastle are a shambles, lmao.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 02, 2015, 01:58:01 PM
Wtf United

Totally dominating and then a setpiece pff
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Courage on May 02, 2015, 02:21:58 PM
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: dkdk on May 02, 2015, 02:23:25 PM
hate this sport.
hate rvp and di maria.
hate this pussy ass sideways passing.
hate that folks barely ever try and beat a man or dribble through the midfield.

pretty much expecting Ls to Palace and Arsenal at this point. Hull on the last day might fuck us too.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Courage on May 02, 2015, 02:25:31 PM
hate this sport.
hate rvp and di maria.
hate this pussy ass sideways passing.
hate that folks barely ever try and beat a man or dribble through the midfield.

pretty much expecting Ls to Palace and Arsenal at this point. Hull on the last day might fuck us too.

We honestly don't deserve to be in the CL. Pathetic display. We have one decent run in the entire season and now we're back to our usual BS.

Also fuck LVG for keeping that useless POS of a dutchman in the starting 11. Send that wasteman to Galatasaray.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 02, 2015, 02:28:01 PM
Uuh lol you guys dont know shit

Rvp is usually crap yeah but this was a good game despite the penalty, he had good on target shots etc

Man U played amazing btw
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Sausage on May 02, 2015, 02:31:27 PM
Now if only liverpool didnt fuck up against Hull or west brom
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Courage on May 02, 2015, 02:39:48 PM
Uuh lol you guys dont know shit

Rvp is usually crap yeah but this was a good game despite the penalty, he had good on target shots etc

Man U played amazing btw

I don't care if he had 'good on target shots'. He missed those chances, including a penalty. The point of a striker is to score. Dude's finishing has been flabby this entire season.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Sausage on May 02, 2015, 07:28:29 PM
I'd only replace Rodgers with Klopp tbh.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Fifstar on May 03, 2015, 07:55:36 AM
First free kick goal against Neuer since he's playing at Bayern (4 years), scored by Calhanoglu.

http://mediacdn.fanatix.com/media/ec/8b/7f6a1e32d5d545ac3823c0f5aa2aab89cf6e/upload.fanatix.mp4
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 03, 2015, 11:54:54 AM
All so happy, especially Cesc. Waited for so long to play for a big club in England

(http://i.imgur.com/LCzEdxc.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: dkdk on May 03, 2015, 05:16:35 PM
god how many games did chelsea win by 1 this season?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: dkdk on May 03, 2015, 05:43:53 PM
:snoop Sporting

Getting married killed Dwyers drive. Just need a new midfield, throw these DPs in the trash. Zusi doesn't deserve his spot on the team or on the USMNT.

You know you're shite when you can't dominate Chicago :holeup

i get it, i get it.
http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/files/2014/10/Sydney-Leroux-Insta1.jpg
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Timber on May 05, 2015, 04:38:56 PM
hahaaaaa fuck real
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 05, 2015, 05:02:28 PM
Aaaaaah yissss
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Fifstar on May 05, 2015, 07:16:54 PM
 :whoo

Still, remember what happenend to Porto two weeks ago...
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: suppadoopa on May 06, 2015, 01:19:04 AM
One more month until the greatest tournament starts :rejoice

Im ready to leave behind my MLS crushed hopes and dreams to see my hopes and dreams crushed at a international level
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Courage on May 06, 2015, 12:02:08 PM
So yesterday I thought James missed an open net header, but apparently it was some crazy defending that prevented it from going in :whoo


(http://i.giphy.com/xTiTnymJW3PKIGT7mE.gif)


Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 06, 2015, 04:16:17 PM
Thiago is worthless, im sure Bayern would be winning if Robben ws there

Really hope Bayern wins and then Juve wins the final
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 06, 2015, 04:24:28 PM
Well sorry but it seems it doesnt matter cause Messi gonna Messi
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 06, 2015, 04:25:02 PM
We posted at the same time, down to the second
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 06, 2015, 04:38:38 PM
Not even a shot on target

Give Lewy some balls ffs
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 06, 2015, 04:58:29 PM
Hoe can you not want Juve to win though

Fuckin old dawgs like Buffon and Pirlo, dudes playing with bandages
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: milchs evil twin on May 06, 2015, 05:02:53 PM
Sweeeet.

Only a league title for Bayern, what a lost year.

Sweeeeet.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: headwalk on May 06, 2015, 05:28:17 PM
i generally can't abide blanket messia fellatio, but when he steps up it's like dropping some broken mugen romhack character into OG street fighter 2.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Courage on May 06, 2015, 05:28:31 PM
The strain on Bayern's defense for the entire match. MSN :lawd
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Nibel on May 06, 2015, 05:49:32 PM
well  :heh
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: dkdk on May 06, 2015, 06:08:53 PM
barely saw any of the match live  :maf

messi clowned on them  :maf

barca's going to win the CL  :maf :maf :maf
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Courage on May 06, 2015, 07:10:36 PM
An El Clasico final with Barca scoring 5+ goals against Ancelloti's overrated ass would be :rejoice
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Fifstar on May 07, 2015, 12:40:54 PM
Neuer really letting himself get beat near post :hitler

Boateng :umad

You think Neuer could have saved the first goal? Maybeeee if he would have speculated on the near post but you can hardly fault him for that. His quick pass to Bernat was a bit to adventerous, would have been better to calm the game in that situation.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 07, 2015, 12:47:46 PM
He maybe didn't look too great on it, but he also saved them more than a few times during the first half... So eh.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: dkdk on May 07, 2015, 07:22:47 PM
Depay  :lawd

All our FK takers better get pushed down a notch on the totem pole  :bolo
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Fifstar on May 10, 2015, 09:13:39 AM
Low league soccer or who the fuck is Zlatan Ibrahimovic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHR2rT1VebU
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: suppadoopa on May 12, 2015, 02:16:05 AM
arab commentators are pretty hype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7grapkuxgg
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 13, 2015, 08:02:39 PM
Who?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: headwalk on May 15, 2015, 08:57:15 PM
last trip to the boleyn for the season tomorrow. sure it'll be a shit game of football but it's still a bit mental to think the bulldozers will be revving up at the gates this time next year.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: suppadoopa on May 15, 2015, 09:09:38 PM
jeebus.
Fire can't ever finishing a game without tying or loosing.

Why can't we have at least one winning team in this city  :fbm
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: dkdk on May 16, 2015, 02:25:58 PM
get tossed by palace

at your final home game

being as useless as ever

and they gave him a guard of honor before the game

what a great fucking result.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Sausage on May 16, 2015, 03:06:55 PM
Not really the send off I was hoping for, but that was basically the season in a nutshell.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Samson Manhug on May 17, 2015, 12:38:56 PM
Champions League final is the same day as the opening matches of the Women's World Cup. Time for a third star for the FIFA #2 USWNT?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Samson Manhug on May 17, 2015, 05:37:30 PM
Why not both? I don't think the schedules conflict. CL final at 1:45 pm CDT, opening matches of Women's World cup are at 5 pm and 8 pm CDT. Should be an excellent day for soccer.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: dkdk on May 17, 2015, 06:37:45 PM
Fuuuck we are so shit today.

It's time for the Aaron Ramsey winger experiment to end.

so since you saw the game. how was it?

i saw some of the highlights. phil jones forever playing like he's fucking concussed.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Slip N' Slide
Post by: Himu on May 17, 2015, 06:39:43 PM
fuck barcelona :obama
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: dkdk on May 18, 2015, 09:18:23 PM
fabregas red today  :lol

my dude was like "season's over. i'm out."
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: dkdk on May 19, 2015, 06:31:26 PM
sterling would come in and be yall 2nd best wide player from jump.
also i'd much rather see him at arsenal than city just for his own development.

would be a great signing imo.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: milchs evil twin on May 19, 2015, 06:33:14 PM
http://screamer.deadspin.com/report-marketing-firm-owns-rights-to-select-brazil-nat-1705563192

:lol :lol :lol

No wonder :brazilcry happened
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: headwalk on May 19, 2015, 06:34:52 PM
arsenal need steel. not another tricky midget.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: dkdk on May 19, 2015, 06:37:44 PM
http://screamer.deadspin.com/report-marketing-firm-owns-rights-to-select-brazil-nat-1705563192

:lol :lol :lol

No wonder :brazilcry happened

i thought this been known? or did they just finally confirm it.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: milchs evil twin on May 19, 2015, 06:48:00 PM
http://screamer.deadspin.com/report-marketing-firm-owns-rights-to-select-brazil-nat-1705563192

:lol :lol :lol

No wonder :brazilcry happened

i thought this been known? or did they just finally confirm it.

First time I read about it.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: dkdk on May 19, 2015, 07:17:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmUxli3XpMg

that's my hammered manager (http://i.imgur.com/9jBmg.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: Samson Manhug on May 20, 2015, 12:32:27 AM
Quote
Back in October, Abby Wambach and a group of international soccer players filed a suit against FIFA and the Canadian Soccer Association claiming gender discrimination in their decision to play the 2015 Women's World Cup on artificial turf.

"It's a gender issue through and through," Wambach said, noting that the men's World Cup would never be played on artificial turf.

In a recent interview with ESPN's Julie Foudy, Wambach stated, "There is no footballer on the planet that would prefer to play on artificial turf than natural grass."

Other than the greater perceived risk of injury, the game changes when played on an artificial surface. The ball moves quicker, long balls are more apt to roll out of bounds and the flow of the game is often interrupted.

Wambach also noted that the game is less physical as players are hesitant to slide on artificial turf.

How much of this supposed change in the game is perception and how much is reality?

...

Teams that play a more direct, attacking style of play, like the United States and Canada, will be hurt most by the turf fields.

Japan, on the other hand, is known for its technical, possession style of play. In the 2011 World Cup, the Japanese had the highest possession percentage (57.2 percent) and most passes per game (647.5) of any team. Because many of their passes are short, they should conceivably be helped by the change in playing surfaces.

The MLS data also showed that there are more chances created and slightly more goals per game on grass surfaces than on turf. That could lead to a more defensive, less exciting product on the field in Canada.


http://espn.go.com/espnw/news-commentary/2015worldcup/article/12908293/how-all-turf-women-world-cup-impact-game (http://espn.go.com/espnw/news-commentary/2015worldcup/article/12908293/how-all-turf-women-world-cup-impact-game)


 :goty2

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: headwalk on May 20, 2015, 04:05:54 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmUxli3XpMg

that's my hammered manager (http://i.imgur.com/9jBmg.png)

"if we had won these games that we lost we could be champions" = call of a loser.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: dkdk on May 20, 2015, 12:27:02 PM
shit wss inspiring.  :rejoice
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: dkdk on May 20, 2015, 06:58:30 PM
so rafa benitez is the next man up for the real madrid circus
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 20, 2015, 10:39:13 PM
I fucking hope so. That fat incompetent cunt will be hilarious in charge of Real.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: Sausage on May 20, 2015, 11:27:28 PM
They're not really going to hire Rafa are they?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: dkdk on May 24, 2015, 03:02:05 AM
https://youtu.be/45G0egeyK20

peace to the modern midfield GOAT. wont see a player that dominant for club and country for a while. from like 08-12 there werent many games that he didnt have complete control over
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: Sausage on May 24, 2015, 10:46:20 AM
welp. see ya brendo
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: Take My Breh Away on May 24, 2015, 06:44:08 PM
RIP Slippy G

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Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: headwalk on May 25, 2015, 07:06:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gSp5WOs.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/AF7SySR.png)

"190 points behind"
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: dkdk on May 25, 2015, 07:37:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sgzBz19.gif)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: suppadoopa on May 27, 2015, 12:22:33 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/27/sports/soccer/fifa-officials-face-corruption-charges-in-us.html?smid=tw-bna&_r=0

FIFA peeps finally being arrested
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: doctavius bonbon on May 27, 2015, 12:29:48 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/27/sports/soccer/fifa-officials-face-corruption-charges-in-us.html?smid=tw-bna&_r=0

FIFA peeps finally being arrested

 :aah
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: dkdk on May 27, 2015, 01:02:18 AM
should've just gave us the world cup and they could've kept on cookin :ufup
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: suppadoopa on May 27, 2015, 02:37:08 AM
America defeats FIFA
America 2018
America 2022
Brasil y Germany stripped of their stars and given to USMNT.

 :american :american :american
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: Take My Breh Away on May 27, 2015, 07:05:45 AM
Turns out Septic Sepp is under investigation in Switzerland by the Swiss authorities as well. US snatches up all those officials, they sell Sepp down the river in exchange for leniency. Genius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvMPXwqTMto
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: Samson Manhug on May 27, 2015, 07:13:26 AM
So much for USA 2026
 :brazilcry
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: Courage on May 27, 2015, 08:46:54 AM
 :usacry

Blatter gonna get that work
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on May 27, 2015, 10:22:01 AM
So is Roger G next? I mean he's done worse shit that this already.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Trophies for Oligarchs
Post by: Take My Breh Away on May 27, 2015, 11:11:53 AM
This just feels unreal. We sent alphabet goons after FIFA? I just don't know man.

:usacry I expect them all to escape on snowmobiles with submachine guns.

Just announced they are being charged for Racketeering under the RICO act. Also, evidence has been found that the 2016 Copa America had $110 Million worth of bribes and the 2010 World Cup voting process was particularly influenced by bribes. Tons of dirty money between CONCACAF and CONMEBOL including bribes from executives of a "Major American Sportswear company"

This is pretty tasty :whew
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 27, 2015, 11:52:29 AM
get rekt euro scum
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: T234 on May 27, 2015, 12:19:57 PM
This just feels unreal. We sent alphabet goons after FIFA? I just don't know man.

:usacry I expect them all to escape on snowmobiles with submachine guns.

Just announced they are being charged for Racketeering under the RICO act. Also, evidence has been found that the 2016 Copa America had $110 Million worth of bribes and the 2010 World Cup voting process was particularly influenced by bribes. Tons of dirty money between CONCACAF and CONMEBOL including bribes from executives of a "Major American Sportswear company"

This is pretty tasty :whew

Those dudes are boned. Their runners are boned. Every dude they ever worked with is boned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vau2hG22DoQ
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: Steve Contra on May 27, 2015, 01:56:25 PM
Quote
Sky Sports News HQ ‏@SkySportsNewsHQ 1m1 minute ago
Sky Sources: Swiss nationals working for Fifa including Sepp Blatter told by investigators they can't leave Switzerland until further notice

 :neogaf

Fifa is so fucked right now.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: Take My Breh Away on May 27, 2015, 02:18:48 PM
http://www.tsn.ca/uefa-calls-for-fifa-elections-postponement-may-boycott-1.293027

UEFA is now calling for a postponement of the presidential election and holding an emergency meeting tomorrow. They may boycott the election if it goes ahead.

Wonder how far Platini will go to save his own skin when people start asking about how things like Euro 2012 happened
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 27, 2015, 02:22:36 PM
I saw a pretty great E:60 report on FIFA corruption over the weekend. Kind of stunning to see this all go down just a few days later.

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 27, 2015, 02:29:38 PM
So, I wonder when we can expect the DOJ to hand down indictments for Jerry Jones and Chris Christie? :hitler

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Never. :neogaf
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Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: Steve Contra on May 27, 2015, 02:41:53 PM
Nah, Platini and Blatter are done.  You think there's not a 5 star hotel's worth of corrupt motherfuckers who aren't willing to save their skin?  Also this is a RICO case, so every company that does business with FIFA (especially banks) are going to do whatever it takes to make sure Blatter takes the brunt.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: dkdk on May 27, 2015, 02:43:38 PM
Somehow I dont think them soccer suit brehs are beholden to the street code. I expect mass snitching to occur. They aint cut out for that jail shit.

Blatter outchea sweatin.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: Take My Breh Away on May 27, 2015, 03:38:42 PM
http://www.tsn.ca/uefa-calls-for-fifa-elections-postponement-may-boycott-1.293027

UEFA is now calling for a postponement of the presidential election and holding an emergency meeting tomorrow. They may boycott the election if it goes ahead.

Wonder how far Platini will go to save his own skin when people start asking about how things like Euro 2012 happened
Platini and Blatter are going to come out of this just fine. There'll be an endless gang of people to fall under the bus before either (http://i.imgur.com/vzOriTo.png)

Sure, they ain't goin' to be doing time in the EU's best white collar prisons in Sweden. At the same time, this shit looks far too deep to get out of and FIFA's reputation as a whole is fucked (Same with any of the confederations, really). They will have to fall on their swords and depart to the Cayman Islands where they can sniff viagra tabs off hookers butts or whatever they were doing with the FIFA money before.     
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on May 27, 2015, 03:50:37 PM
what's the international reaction to the fact that its America's criminal enforcement going after FIFA?

I mean, the dirty shit aint exactly new, anybody could have pulled the trigger on this before, right? Is this an unwanted or welcomed action by the USA or is it something else?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: dkdk on May 27, 2015, 03:55:34 PM
Nobody likes FIFA. Other countries probably happy were going at their necks so they dont have to.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 27, 2015, 04:18:08 PM
what's the international reaction to the fact that its America's criminal enforcement going after FIFA?

I mean, the dirty shit aint exactly new, anybody could have pulled the trigger on this before, right? Is this an unwanted or welcomed action by the USA or is it something else?

Some British footballers were happy about it, but that was just two guys on Twitter, so I don't know if the good feelings extend beyond that.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 28, 2015, 01:17:00 AM
Too bad for Dnipro, was rooting for since they beat Ajax

Great to see FBI go after Fifa, thank you USA!

Congrats to the winners of our Fantasy league! Next year Im aiming for 2000 points myself
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: Samson Manhug on May 28, 2015, 10:31:37 AM
https://twitter.com/brankomilan/status/603924003858821120

 :ohhh
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: Samson Manhug on May 28, 2015, 11:00:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/xGqVUUy.jpg)

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/may/28/fifa-16-to-include-womens-football-for-the-first-time?CMP=share_btn_tw

:patel

MRAs/the gaming community (synonymous?) are gon' be furious
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: Samson Manhug on May 28, 2015, 11:09:25 AM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/krishrach/a-bunch-of-men-are-freaking-out-because-the-latest-fifa-game?bftw&utm_term=4ldqpfp#4ldqpfp

:kobeyuck


Get mad because virtual women are included in an imaginary play land, brehs.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 28, 2015, 12:05:12 PM
I haven't bought a FIFA game since the South Africa WC but I'll most likely be picking this one up. Specifically because of this feature honestly.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: dkdk on May 28, 2015, 01:25:35 PM
I rag on FIFA all the time but since im getting a PS4 this summer I already accepted that Im taking that L by copping it this year :yeshrug

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 28, 2015, 02:37:51 PM
It will be like 3-0 man

Bought my baby a gunners kit and taking her to the pub
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: Samson Manhug on May 28, 2015, 03:15:55 PM
Putin mad:

https://foreignpolicy.com/2015/05/27/russia-u-s-fifa-investigation-is-illegal-extraterritorial-use-of-law-world-cup-2018-sepp-blatter-putin/?utm_content=bufferd59e7&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: Brehvolution on May 28, 2015, 04:16:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OLtpBqy.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: suppadoopa on May 29, 2015, 01:39:12 AM
WWC in 8 days

Anyone gonna watch?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: Take My Breh Away on May 29, 2015, 07:45:02 AM
Presidential vote is today. So far in hilarious FIFA bullshit

- Brazil's reps GTFO of Zurich before they could also be arrested so Brazil won't be represented in the vote
- A Bunch of UEFA countries like England, Germany and France are threatening to pull out of the 2018 World Cup in protest
- Britain's Serious Fraud Office is now investigating "Serious Material" in its possession regarding FIFA corruption
- Former vice president Jack Warner, one of the arrested individuals was taken away from Prison in an Ambulance after paying up bail. He was spotted dancing at a party later on that night

The ride never ends  :whew
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - USA sends alphabet gangsters after poor FIFA
Post by: Courage on May 29, 2015, 09:22:41 AM
WWC in 8 days

Anyone gonna watch?

I'll check it out. It'll be my first.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Blatter Wins
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 30, 2015, 02:01:50 AM
I read something about the Dutch thinking of leaving the fifa with a few others (and thus the world cup) and starting something new
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Blatter Wins
Post by: Take My Breh Away on May 30, 2015, 05:48:39 AM
I read something about the Dutch thinking of leaving the fifa with a few others (and thus the world cup) and starting something new

A fair chunk of UEFA is considering a boycott of WC 2018 over the corruption. Even with the arrests it was a done deal that Blatter was going to be re-elected. The fallout of the arrests was always going to be the more interesting long term part.

Also Blatter is now claiming that it's all a US and English conspiracy to force him to leave since they were "Bitter" over losing the 2018 and 2022 world cup hosting.  :sabu
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Blatter Wins
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 30, 2015, 01:29:52 PM
If you're gonna boycott a world cup, probably makes sense to boycott the one where probably somewhere in the five figures of people will have died to build stadiums and infrastructure, so might as well wait until 2022.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Blatter Wins
Post by: dkdk on May 30, 2015, 03:58:03 PM
Barca is too much man. Juve is not ready.

messi goal
http://gfycat.com/LiquidRegalAgouti
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Blatter Wins
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 30, 2015, 04:57:02 PM

Hopefully we crush them in the 2nd.

What a time friends



that was fun
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Blatter Wins
Post by: Himu on May 30, 2015, 05:04:02 PM
wait

"we?"

esch is barca supporter?  :troll
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Blatter Wins
Post by: Himu on May 30, 2015, 05:54:55 PM
It's okay to admit your ties to Barca, Esch. Everyone's jumping back on the FCB wagon anyways!

(http://i.imgur.com/JwPP3Ku.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Blatter Wins
Post by: Himu on May 30, 2015, 06:05:38 PM
seriously tho

if barcelona wins a treble  :maf :'( Juventus must save us all
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Blatter Wins
Post by: Himu on May 30, 2015, 06:11:06 PM
one day atletico will perservere
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Blatter Wins
Post by: Samson Manhug on May 30, 2015, 06:47:40 PM
If you're gonna boycott a world cup, probably makes sense to boycott the one where probably somewhere in the five figures of people will have died to build stadiums and infrastructure, so might as well wait until 2022.

Not to dismiss the human rights abuses involved in the Qatar World Cup, but you're off by a magnitude of ten. About two thousand migrant workers have died so far with double that projected by 2022.

And Russia isn't exactly a shining beacon of moral righteousness these days. There have been over 6,000 deaths in the Ukrainian conflict so far.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Blatter Wins
Post by: headwalk on May 30, 2015, 07:13:57 PM
mate just scheduled his 30th for the same night as the CL final. considering torpedoing a two decade friendship.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Blatter Wins
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 30, 2015, 09:03:40 PM
If you're gonna boycott a world cup, probably makes sense to boycott the one where probably somewhere in the five figures of people will have died to build stadiums and infrastructure, so might as well wait until 2022.

Not to dismiss the human rights abuses involved in the Qatar World Cup, but you're off by a magnitude of ten. About two thousand migrant workers have died so far with double that projected by 2022.

And Russia isn't exactly a shining beacon of moral righteousness these days. There have been over 6,000 deaths in the Ukrainian conflict so far.

Listen, I'm not sure we can believe that Qatar is going to give us an accurate portrayal of how many people they're gonna murder to get stadiums built; THEY estimate 5,000 by the end, but that seems like it's probably low if it's THEIR estimate. Just sayin.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Blatter Wins
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 31, 2015, 05:06:08 AM
Im pretty hungover now, what a fun evening.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Blatter Wins
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 31, 2015, 10:44:44 AM
mate just scheduled his 30th for the same night as the CL final. considering torpedoing a two decade friendship.

I'm going to a remote island to happily forget one of those cunt teams will win it.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Blatter Wins
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 31, 2015, 02:14:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OLtpBqy.jpg)
:lol


So I have started watching football and this is easily the least appealing aspect of it.  Makes all the players look like a bunch of sissies. 
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Blatter Wins
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 01, 2015, 08:26:46 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/leicester-city-trio-involved-racist-5799130
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Blatter Wins
Post by: headwalk on June 01, 2015, 08:51:35 AM
mate's birthday moved to 12th. made up right now. think i'm going to cry.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: suppadoopa on June 01, 2015, 09:24:21 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Lyi7K9w.gif)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: Take My Breh Away on June 02, 2015, 12:51:44 PM
BLATTER IS OUT

https://twitter.com/NYTSports/status/605777700851089408

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaG2Acg8n60

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on June 02, 2015, 12:57:10 PM
I was going to post that Blatter is gone but of course Esch and his lack of a social life stumped me by 10 minutes
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 02, 2015, 01:03:14 PM
:neogaf
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: Take My Breh Away on June 02, 2015, 01:17:49 PM
The realisation this is America biggest bail out of Europe since the Marshall Plan :tocry
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 02, 2015, 01:26:59 PM
I don't really see him stepping down unless he could feel the hot breath of the FBI on his neck.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 02, 2015, 02:16:22 PM
The US may be bad at soccer, but we are undefeated at removing despots.





Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: Samson Manhug on June 02, 2015, 02:55:50 PM
The US may be bad at soccer, but we are undefeated at removing despots.

Just another in a long line of unilateral actions with no reconstruction plan. #thanksobama
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: suppadoopa on June 02, 2015, 03:03:14 PM
So if we combine nationalities into one goat team, what would yours look like?

I'm thinking
German gk
Argentina def
Spanish mf
BRBR atk
Saudi Oil finances
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 03, 2015, 08:47:47 AM
Dutch coach and no spanish or brazilians
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: Take My Breh Away on June 03, 2015, 01:13:58 PM
Feds also investigating World Cup bidding process for Russia and Qatar along with allegations South Africa bought Caribbean votes with a $10 Million bribe

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jun/03/fbi-investigating-fifa-2018-2022-world-cup

INTERPOL has put a number of FIFA officials on their most wanted list

http://www.interpol.int/News-and-media/News/2015/N2015-071

Yet the biggest fuck up this week is Real hiring Rafa  :neogaf
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: Timber on June 05, 2015, 10:00:56 PM
yesss

i cherish the memory of ally mccoist singing karaoke after losing whatever the petrofac cup was called last year. what a club.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 06, 2015, 03:15:34 AM
Beat the Dutch for the first time :noah

Gz to all yanks
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: eleuin on June 06, 2015, 03:50:16 PM
forza juve!
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: Timber on June 06, 2015, 04:48:12 PM
that would've been a lot more palatable if neymar hadn't scored
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: Samson Manhug on June 06, 2015, 07:00:37 PM
I asked this on Twitter but got no response:

Can anyone explain to me how FIFA World Cup location voting is supposed to work without clientelism? Ideally, why would, for example, Saudi Arabia vote for Germany otherwise? I guess what I'm asking is what does an ethical FIFA look like?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, :bow Barca :bow2
[close]
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 06, 2015, 08:54:00 PM
I watched this in a bar with other people.  It seems like a pretty good way to blend in with humans. 
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 07, 2015, 03:15:07 AM
So gutted Juve lost

I even had a dream they would win

Hatr barca
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on June 07, 2015, 03:56:58 AM
Yeah fuck Barca


But fuck Juve too

Only good thing that could have happened during that match was an isis attack.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: dkdk on June 07, 2015, 11:24:13 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CG2Oj0VUcAAaFoa.jpg)

  :bow :bow :bow :bow :bow2 :bow2 :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: dkdk on June 07, 2015, 02:19:33 PM
maybe a hot chicks of the womens world cup thread  :shaq
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - CL Final
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 08, 2015, 06:04:15 AM
Barca "fans" are the worst.

Yeah I get it you are 20 something and bandwagon support a team that has nothing to do with you historically or geographically.

Thanks for sharing pics on facebook of how "barca is the best"

 :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: suppadoopa on June 10, 2015, 02:04:17 PM
Oh dang didn't know there was a GER/USA game today
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: suppadoopa on June 10, 2015, 04:34:39 PM
schurrle, ozil, gotze, y khedira is getting btfo by America's B Tier   :american :american
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: suppadoopa on June 10, 2015, 04:37:35 PM
WORLD WAR 1 ✓
WORLD WAR 2 ✓
WAR AGAINST FIFA ✓
A FRIENDLY ✓
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: OnlyRegret on June 10, 2015, 04:39:01 PM
Messi.
The GOAT
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: headwalk on June 10, 2015, 05:51:19 PM
MR

(http://www.gq.com.tr/Assets/Imgs/Content/2014/11/bilic3_0_0_Size918X612.jpg)

WEST

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2008/05/30/bilic2.jpg)

HAM

(http://static.gq.com.tr/Assets/Imgs/Content/2014/11/bilic2_0_0_Size918X612.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: headwalk on June 10, 2015, 07:10:36 PM
Is he better than allardyce, though

you aving a laugh mate?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: dkdk on June 11, 2015, 12:02:09 PM
Argies win. Messi & Aguero too much.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 13, 2015, 11:48:22 AM
More qualifiers tonight.

Poland has to win against Georgia to stay ahead of Germany and Scotland.

Dunno why Im excited cause they will be crap at the euros anyway. Holland is not looking good either but that can change as always
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: dkdk on June 13, 2015, 04:55:09 PM
ronaldo  :gun
http://streamable.com/20oc
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 13, 2015, 05:49:18 PM
Fuck ronaldo, lewy scored a hatrick in 4 minutes
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: Take My Breh Away on June 14, 2015, 01:06:34 PM
Faroe Islands :rejoice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxzk0lca1ps

Fuck you and your anti-football stinking it up for years, Greece.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 15, 2015, 05:35:58 AM
(https://scontent-ams2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11137173_991902624176624_8344481012423769272_n.png?oh=bed96af947d3cd7560819c3e2317f794&oe=55FC7282)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: suppadoopa on June 18, 2015, 02:17:04 PM
huehuehue serves Neymar right last night
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: suppadoopa on June 18, 2015, 11:03:20 PM
I'd buy

http://i.imgur.com/qJpBo0s.jpg

edit - they're rugby kits
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: Courage on June 19, 2015, 10:24:42 AM
Faroe Islands :rejoice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxzk0lca1ps

Fuck you and your anti-football stinking it up for years, Greece.

Are you Portuguese by any chance? :hitler
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: suppadoopa on June 23, 2015, 01:19:50 PM
http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/esporte/2015/06/1646448-neymar-deixou-concentracao-por-decisao-de-dunga-e-dos-jogadores.shtml

Dunga kicked out Neymar out of the BRBR team for the time being
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: suppadoopa on June 24, 2015, 01:04:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/etnvkyD.jpg)

Feliz cumpleanos messssiiiiiiii
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: suppadoopa on June 24, 2015, 09:43:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XhHmnSt.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: OnlyRegret on June 24, 2015, 09:49:36 PM
The ole fingers for the bro.
Nothing fosters male fraternity like pushing the right buttons.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: suppadoopa on June 24, 2015, 09:52:30 PM
hmmm

kick out neymar
crash Ferrari
stick finger up ass http://webmshare.com/done/0gwdx
????
win copa?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Copa America, Gold Cup, Transfers, Friendlies
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 25, 2015, 09:46:10 AM
Hope Chile goes all the way!
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - A Red Card For a Finger in the Ass
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 25, 2015, 09:57:08 AM
Jara should get a double punishment for this, one for sticking his finger up Cavanis starfish and one for being a wuss schwalbe pendejo.

Still for Chile though.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - A Red Card For a Finger in the Ass
Post by: Sausage on June 25, 2015, 03:55:44 PM
Getting Firmino and Clyne is pretty good busines from Liverpool :obama
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - A Red Card For a Finger in the Ass
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 26, 2015, 02:34:41 AM
Dunno why Clyne wanted to go to Pool really.

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - A Red Card For a Finger in the Ass
Post by: suppadoopa on June 26, 2015, 09:43:25 PM
those penalties were about to give me a heart attack :whew

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - A Red Card For a Finger in the Ass
Post by: headwalk on June 28, 2015, 02:54:21 PM
apparently there's a chance we might sell out our europa qualifier vs an andorran pub team. scenes. with payet and obiang coming in and song on a perm our midfield is looking rediculous, feel bad for nobes really as despite being mr west ham he's going to have to play out of his skin to make the first XI.

re: copa america, i've watched half the games and chile are the only team to have played well, which they've only really done for one game (argies are trying to play football and are risking career ending injuries as a result).it's entertaining as fuck in a blood bowl way though.

colombia have been particularly awful, but i always thought they were properly overrated.

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - A Red Card For a Finger in the Ass
Post by: headwalk on June 28, 2015, 03:54:07 PM
near enough fuck all. £15m upfront then speculated to be £2m a year or something.

still going to be weird. looks tidy in all the renders and whatever but i've got pretty big doubts about it feeling like a proper ground.

necessary if we don't want to be two-bit though. we would never have got payet, song and whoever else without it.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - A Red Card For a Finger in the Ass
Post by: suppadoopa on June 30, 2015, 04:39:23 PM
If Messi or Aguero gets carded today then it's confirmed that Chile has been refballing the entire tournament  :hans1


also my cousin down in santiago sent me this image
(http://i.imgur.com/XsJrILf.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - A Red Card For a Finger in the Ass
Post by: suppadoopa on June 30, 2015, 09:12:32 PM
6-1
6-1
6-1
GRACIAS DIOS  GRACIAS DIOS POR LA MASACRE DEL PARAGUAY VAMOS ARGENTINA
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - A Red Card For a Finger in the Ass
Post by: suppadoopa on July 01, 2015, 01:36:41 PM
Never forget
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CI2IbBPUcAAyELZ.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - A Red Card For a Finger in the Ass
Post by: suppadoopa on July 02, 2015, 08:22:22 PM
Freddy Adu is still playing?

Haven't seen or heard of him in a long while
http://worldsoccertalk.com/2015/06/29/exclusive-chat-focused-on-forgotten-us-playmaker-freddy-adu/
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - A Red Card For a Finger in the Ass
Post by: Courage on July 04, 2015, 11:07:11 AM
Van Persie to Fenerbahce? (https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/status/617332818369232896)

How the mighty have fallen.  :lol
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - A Red Card For a Finger in the Ass
Post by: dkdk on July 04, 2015, 01:23:29 PM
lets all remember the season of clank where he dragged us to a title with his heroics

https://youtu.be/BbtP58amEWY

Still remember how much I celebrated that west ham goal. As soon as giggs launched it i just threw my hands up. Just couldn't imagine him missing that chance and then to take it so perfectly? Whew.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - A Red Card For a Finger in the Ass
Post by: Courage on July 04, 2015, 01:51:20 PM
lets all remember the season of clank where he dragged us to a title with his heroics

https://youtu.be/BbtP58amEWY

Still remember how much I celebrated that west ham goal. As soon as giggs launched it i just threw my hands up. Just couldn't imagine him missing that chance and then to take it so perfectly? Whew.

As harsh as I can be on him, that season was legit and he was our best player. It just makes this past season's performance that much more tragic.  :'(

(http://i.imgur.com/miexA71.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/cXsQ7ho.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/qusIDFB.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Congrats Chile
Post by: Himu on July 08, 2015, 01:14:07 AM
holy shit the gold cup
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: dkdk on July 08, 2015, 11:36:16 PM
the gold cup brehs

(http://i.imgur.com/vMJ8SE9.gif)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - A Red Card For a Finger in the Ass
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 10, 2015, 10:21:32 PM
lets all remember the season of clank where he dragged us to a title with his heroics

https://youtu.be/BbtP58amEWY

Still remember how much I celebrated that west ham goal. As soon as giggs launched it i just threw my hands up. Just couldn't imagine him missing that chance and then to take it so perfectly? Whew.

As harsh as I can be on him, that season was legit and he was our best player. It just makes this past season's performance that much more tragic.  :'(

(http://i.imgur.com/miexA71.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/cXsQ7ho.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/qusIDFB.jpg)

Great stats!
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Courage on July 11, 2015, 09:48:17 AM
Schweinsteiger to Man U! (https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/619852492994703360)

Great signing, but I still think we need one more CM. Hopefully we're still keen on signing Schneiderlin.

Now give us a center back, Benzema, a goalkeeper, and here we come. :rejoice
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on July 11, 2015, 10:20:13 AM
An old spineless german.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: VomKriege on July 12, 2015, 02:49:01 AM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTntcrAhtupD877y/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Fifstar on July 12, 2015, 06:43:03 AM
German forums are furious over this :lol

Pep is destroying their glorious Bayern and replacing all the germans with spanish players  :lol

I think it might be a win - win -win situation.

Schweinsteiger has the chance to prove himself in the biggest league at another top 5 club and is getting paid, Bayern gets a nice sum considering Schweinsteiger age, contract length and injury proneness and ManU gets a player that their coach loves and that still has a lot of quality in him. Who knows, maybe their medical staff can fix him.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: dkdk on July 12, 2015, 05:06:36 PM
Radio Raheem about to cash the fuck out. 
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Courage on July 12, 2015, 06:40:24 PM
Sterling is a whiny cunt, hope he flops at City.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: dkdk on July 12, 2015, 10:21:45 PM
Schneiderlin is IN. What a fucking weekend. Woodward the gawd. Got this transfer shit figured out now.
Breh gonna sign us a CB and then he can go for his flash signing.

And Marca's running a story that we aint letting De Gea go unless we get Navas and Ramos (http://i.imgur.com/ca7eQRb.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: dkdk on July 13, 2015, 07:10:06 PM
highkey ruined this german family's day today   :neogaf

not really thinking about shit i wore one of my bayern jerseys to work. came out the sandwich shop and this german dude and his son ran up on me like "OMG we never see anybody wearing bayern gear here. thats awesome! we just moved to the states last year from *some german city* but we've been to a lot of their games."

Me: oh word who's your favorite player kid

Kid: Schweinsteiger!!! :gladbron

Me:  (http://i.imgur.com/92fccIu.png)  yeah he don't play for yall anymore. here look at the news on my phone

Kid: :tocry

Pops: really dude :beli
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 14, 2015, 01:10:21 AM
Sanogo is coming to Ajax for one season

Hope he will wake up
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 14, 2015, 03:07:41 AM
Fight in Sarajevo between Lech Poznan and some local club hooligans

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJ0_HkSUAAAlwAC.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: dkdk on July 14, 2015, 01:47:24 PM
it's hilarious aint it esch?
my pool fan buddy played himself so hard w/ that salty shit. hit me up like "he's a money hungry young fucker who already caught a charge for hitting a woman once. he's bound to fuck up again. he'll never be shit."

hit him back like: yeah if anybody would know about being greedy and hitting women it'd be you. but that's none of my business tho.  :ufup

regardless though it's a no brainer he's gonna flourish playing with silva & aguero.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 14, 2015, 04:33:52 PM
German bore: anyone know if Younes is a good signing for Ajax?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Fifstar on July 15, 2015, 08:46:40 AM
Played second divison in germany which I don't really follow. From what I've read he is talented but very inconsistent. Gladbach didn't want him anymore as far as I know. Who knows, Ajax is good at developing young players so maybe he is gonna work there. Small guy though not sure if his technique is good enough to make up for that.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 15, 2015, 08:58:06 AM
Seems a long shot but for 1.5 million not the biggest gamble.

Fact he plays Germany U21 has to mean something!
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: suppadoopa on July 15, 2015, 08:47:44 PM
wait, lampard and (as I heard someone say it) "slippy g" is playing in the MLS all stars team?

They haven't played a regular game no?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: suppadoopa on July 16, 2015, 06:31:54 PM
oh wow, just saw the Mexico/Trinidad highlights
http://webm.host/6919b/
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 17, 2015, 04:10:25 AM
Mexico should get kicked out from the cup for that shit.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 17, 2015, 05:44:08 AM
Draw for the CL qualifying round is in 1 hour  :o

Seeding pots
League route
Seeded:
FC Shakhtar Donetsk (UKR)
AFC Ajax (NED)
PFC CSKA Moskva (RUS)
Club Brugge KV (BEL)
AS Monaco FC (FRA)

Unseeded:
BSC Young Boys (SUI)
AC Sparta Praha (CZE)
Fenerbahçe SK (TUR)
Panathinaikos FC (GRE)
SK Rapid Wien (AUT)

• Bye to play-offs: Manchester United FC (ENG), Valencia CF (ESP), Bayer 04 Leverkusen (GER), Sporting Clube de Portugal (POR), SS Lazio (ITA)
©Sportsfile

The winners of BATE v Dundalk are seeded

Champions route
Group 1
Seeded:
FC Basel 1893 (SUI)
FK AS Trenčín (SVK)/FC Steaua Bucureşti (ROU)
Celtic FC (SCO)/Stjarnan (ISL)
PFC Ludogorets Razgrad (BUL)/FC Milsami Orhei (MDA)
NK Maribor (SVN)/FC Astana (KAZ)
©Getty Images

Can Viktoria Plzeň emulate their 2013/14 group run?

Unseeded:
FK Sarajevo (BIH)/KKS Lech Poznań (POL)
FK Partizan (SRB)/FC Dila Gori (GEO)
Qarabağ FK (AZE)/FK Rudar Pljevlja (MNE)
HJK Helsinki (FIN)/FK Ventspils (LVA)
KF Skënderbeu (ALB)/Crusaders FC (NIR)

Group 2
Seeded:
FC Salzburg (AUT)
FC Viktoria Plzeň (CZE)
APOEL FC (CYP)/FK Vardar (MKD)
FC BATE Borisov (BLR)/Dundalk FC (IRL)
GNK Dinamo Zagreb (CRO)/CS Fola Esch (LUX)

Unseeded:
Hibernians FC (MLT)/ Maccabi Tel-Aviv FC (ISR)
Malmö FF (SWE)/FK Žalgiris Vilnius (LTU)
Molde FK (NOR)/FC Pyunik (ARM)
FC Midtjylland (DEN)/Lincoln FC (GIB)
Molde FK (NOR)/FC Pyunik (ARM)
The New Saints FC (WAL)/Videoton FC (HUN)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 17, 2015, 06:56:36 AM
Ajax will play Rapid Wien  :punch :gun
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Take My Breh Away on July 20, 2015, 10:26:55 AM
(http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1437399073986.png)

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-33591332

:dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 21, 2015, 08:29:53 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6dHQZ55bJo
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: suppadoopa on July 23, 2015, 05:00:44 AM
https://vine.co/v/e6VpaO2H1DY
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Take My Breh Away on July 25, 2015, 01:07:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/skK7K1g.png)

Republic of Ireland in the Group of shit + Bale (http://i.imgur.com/NMUa5jM.png)

That group A tho' :phil
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 02, 2015, 11:57:37 AM
You Irish Breh?

Arsenal :gun

:piss Chelsea :piss2
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 04, 2015, 03:07:13 PM
Fuck Ajax

Maybe next time just play with 12 year olds and be surprised you lose
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Sausage on August 09, 2015, 10:17:38 AM
:rofl Arsenal :rofl
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on August 09, 2015, 10:19:47 AM
Cech sabotaging them from the inside. What a plan by Mourinho.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Take My Breh Away on August 09, 2015, 11:45:55 AM
That arsenal backline  :rofl

Not to take away from West Ham because Payet was outpacing them and putting through balls perfectly all day and West Ham will probably be a side the big teams will struggle to get a result at along with Swansea. But still, Arsenal :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: headwalk on August 09, 2015, 07:13:18 PM
IRONS
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: VomKriege on August 09, 2015, 07:38:43 PM
Bielsa resigning from the Olympique de Marseille head coach position right at the end of the first game of the season is GOAT trolling.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: headwalk on August 09, 2015, 07:48:40 PM
Bielsa resigning from the Olympique de Marseille head coach position right at the end of the first game of the season is GOAT trolling.

still sulking that we nicked their best player and chose bilic over him.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 11, 2015, 05:33:23 PM
What a game

Shame sevilla didnt win
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: VomKriege on August 11, 2015, 11:33:45 PM
Bielsa resigning from the Olympique de Marseille head coach position right at the end of the first game of the season is GOAT trolling.

still sulking that we nicked their best player and chose bilic over him.

Oh God, Valbuena coming back to the French league after a year in Russia... at the Olympique Lyonnais  :lol . The OM is considering un-retiring his number as a revenge. I didn't even know they did that, so ridiculous. You won a champion's league with an all star team you muppets.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 16, 2015, 02:43:05 AM
Disastrous start of fpl, need to use that card asap

Have a feeling things will get worse today and tomorrow too
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 16, 2015, 03:49:37 PM
Haha chelsea  :lol

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Take My Breh Away on August 16, 2015, 06:17:52 PM
Only got to see Arsenal v Crystal Palace today and Arsenal got off lucky. Palace couldn't keep the pace at the back but Coquelin should have seen a red, easily. Feel for any Palace Supporters because that was a rough game and they should have had a draw at least with the way they played.

Chelski though  :rofl

spoiler (click to show/hide)
My fpl team :stahp
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Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16 - Gold Cup
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 17, 2015, 01:10:41 AM
Dude my fpl team was based on Chelsea And Southampton  :'(

Instead of easy points I had the two worst rounds since my daugther was born and half my team was injured

Using wildcard this round
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: suppadoopa on August 18, 2015, 06:12:12 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/08/18/16/2B71394A00000578-3202346-image-a-30_1439910262662.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/08/18/16/2B713A0A00000578-3202346-image-a-31_1439910265167.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 18, 2015, 05:14:59 AM
My teams can't catch a break

Sure Ajax is first in the league and Arsenal is top 4

But Holland is doing shit, and Arsenal and Ajax are off to crap starts in Europe

Football is dead

Dutch football is in the shitter big time and soon we will lose our CL ticket

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: VomKriege on September 18, 2015, 05:28:44 AM
Dutch and Belgium football really did get fucked in the ass by 90's reforms, esp. how the C1 has become a tool to make all the rich teams richer. Last I take a look at, those leagues were slowly becoming farm teams for the English clubs.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 18, 2015, 05:43:51 AM
Thats how it is.

What really upsets me is how illogical all of the things surrounding football are. On one hand the Bosman ruling of course makes sense in the light of EU regulation of freedom of movement and labour etc. This would mean football is considered a business as any and the same rules should apply to the clubs right?

Wrong! If clubs are a normal business then why can't a club from lets say, Germany, play in the PML? If there truly is an open market and clubs are just a business as any other there should be no barrier of entry for Bayern Munich to play in England, or Aston Villa to play in the Serie A.

Also how are players not able to QUIT their jobs like other normal people? De Gea wants to go to Real but can't? What happened to giving your fucking notice and leaving? Is there some non compete clause in all of their contracts?

All of this just means everything is arbitrary bullshit meant to screw over the small leagues. Obviously football is a different animal then manufacturing, thats why we have world cups etc., maybe there should be special rules as well as this way the sport is going to hell.

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: VomKriege on September 18, 2015, 06:09:43 AM
I think a player is in theory able to buy back his remaining contract (it's mandatory in Spain to have a clause like that) but it's so prohibitive that it's just not feasible. To a layman like me, players are as much commodities/assets than employees and yeah you don't see anywhere else a company paying 50m to another company to snatch a guy, even a high ranking CEO that may be bound by a multi year contract. Or employee being owned in shares by different investors like Tevez was. Except maybe in showbusinesses, if even.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on September 18, 2015, 06:57:17 AM
I have a hard time caring about players not being able to quit, they could just sign smaller contracts and not get stuck with one, but it's all about making as much cash as possible. Which is fair enough as well, but if you get yourself a huge deal for 5 years, it's hard to feel much sympathy when they want out a year early to go to Madrid or whatever. You brought up De Gea yourself, which in itself is a hilarious case and shows just how much the players and agents themselves are at fault for the situation, as he signed a new contract a week or two later with Manchester. So much for him missing his home city.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 18, 2015, 07:36:05 AM
I think there is a clause that Real can buy him for 40 million, but other clubs can't.

Still it's silly you can't just quit. I mean no matter how good your job is, you should always be able to walk away if you want. You get paid weekly/monthly anyway.

It's not as much as caring about their feels, as finding it odd that in one case (Bosman) its all about freedom but in this case they can't do it.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: VomKriege on September 18, 2015, 07:40:43 AM
I think Premium Lager point was less about being militant about that and more that football players are under a peculiar if not unique status and as such should maybe respond to exceptional laws. I'd say though that I think that while players themselves do accept the system, they're probably the less guilty party of all the actors.

I would be curious to see a system where a player can quit (with maybe a special notice period adapted to the game, 6 months or something). Not sure if feasible.

Honestly, European football is in dire need of a salary cap. That's the only measure that could curb the obscene wages and even the playing field at the top (League level and UEFA level) and a further boost at forming your own players. Financial Fair Play was an half-measure only there to avoid catastrophic collapse at the cost of entrenching old money in the game. The current European Cups set up is a disaster as well for the sport (but not for the pockets of clubs). The 90's setup of C1, C2, C3 was pretty much perfect.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 18, 2015, 08:41:36 AM
Look at the line up of the 1995 Ajax team in the CL finale

(http://i.imgur.com/gnx6CDE.jpg)

I don't know if salary caps can fix anything at this stage, nationality rules are probably impossible to enforce now though.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Momo on September 18, 2015, 08:45:50 AM
Look at the line up of the 1995 Ajax team in the CL finale

(http://i.imgur.com/gnx6CDE.jpg)

oh my god :lawd
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on September 18, 2015, 08:45:56 AM
Fair point. But eh, I guess I just have a hard time caring for it either way.


and Christ, you really easily forget how long van der sar and seedorf played.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Fifstar on September 18, 2015, 11:53:35 AM
Look at the line up of the 1995 Ajax team in the CL finale

(http://i.imgur.com/gnx6CDE.jpg)

I don't know if salary caps can fix anything at this stage, nationality rules are probably impossible to enforce now though.

 :lawd

Such a team, i still have my (albeit fake) Litmanen jersey from that team.


I'm starting to feel your pain though. Even the Bundesliga (sans Bayern of course) will become a farm league for the EPL if things continue like they currently are. The winner takes it all indeed.

At the very least FIFA has to heavily restrict lending of players.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 18, 2015, 06:52:03 PM
Dude I had a shirt with all the authograps from the 95 team but I gave it away :(
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Kara on September 18, 2015, 07:50:17 PM
If I walked away from a contract unfulfilled and unilaterally I would definitely face some repercussions. Wage labor is permitted more freedom of movement because to a large extent it's fungible.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 19, 2015, 06:11:43 PM
What a travesty, Mourinho and Costa are both disgusting human beings
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on September 19, 2015, 06:38:00 PM
I think we should focus on what a dirty team Arsenal are. 3 red cards in 2 matches? That's disgraceful.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Fifstar on September 22, 2015, 03:28:03 PM
Lewandoski just scored 5 goals in 9 minutes against Wolfsburg, unbelievable :o
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 23, 2015, 07:52:23 AM
"Yeah Lewandowski is a good striker, but we already have Giroud, Welbeck and Walcott for that position"

-Arsene Wenger
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 23, 2015, 07:59:07 AM
Meanwhile in Munich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeiNzP1yPjg
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Take My Breh Away on October 04, 2015, 04:19:57 PM
http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/195175-liverpool-fc-part-company-with-brendan-rodgers

https://vine.co/v/e2OFtXVuh2V

 :neogaf
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: VomKriege on October 04, 2015, 04:22:22 PM
LFC cycle complete.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Take My Breh Away on October 08, 2015, 07:31:55 AM
Platini and Blatter banned for 90 days from FIFA and UEFA activities. Blatter is basically fucked and Platini will probably have to resign from UEFA

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/oct/08/sepp-blatter-suspended-fifa

Being thrown to the wolves now the Swiss have opened a corruption investigation. Almost impossible to think of a year ago :lawd
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Take My Breh Away on October 08, 2015, 04:58:00 PM
LFC cycle complete.

Klopp is the new Liverpool manager. The cycle begins anew (http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/195412-liverpool-fc-confirm-jrgen-klopp-appointment)

Also watching the Ireland/Germany match and keeping an eye on the Scotland/Poland match :whew :whew :whew
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Fifstar on October 09, 2015, 11:07:42 AM
So perfect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh36B_IroZs
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 09, 2015, 12:16:34 PM
Man what a bunch of pussies in the Mannschaft.

Guess well finish the job ourselves.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: VomKriege on October 10, 2015, 02:50:16 AM
Klopp looks like a legiut exciting signing for Liverpool, to be honest.

French media coverage of Platini succession seems hilarious. I listened to a radio news flash yesterday and it was framed as "A man that could always campaign on probity is now being taken down by someone who hates him and will lose the FIFA chair for it" or some such.
 :betty

I think Platini has decent convictions regarding the game and would be a step in the right direction (though it must be said that he did not accomplish that much as the UEFA head) but let's not kid ourselves, he's a politician through and through and he has been involved in the same shady backstage stuff that any of the FIFA goons. He was approached and lobbied by Qatar (along with then president Sarkozy) for the matter of the PSG ownership, lavish sport and media related investments in France & and probably the whole World Cup con, his son had been hired at that time as the head of a company owned by the Qatar sovereign fund for instance.

Still, I'm not too clear on what that arbitration council that handed the suspension is ? It's an internal FIFA thing ? If so, there could be some devious scheming in that whole masquerade.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Samson Manhug on October 10, 2015, 10:26:22 PM
Mexico is playing well. Hope US can pull this off after that embarrassing Gold Cup. I want to see them in the Confederations Cup again.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: suppadoopa on October 11, 2015, 12:41:13 AM
Bobby Wood deserves better
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: VomKriege on November 24, 2015, 08:42:37 AM
FIFA internal council is asking for Platini to be banned for life  :point
French media scrambles, it's battling for the headlines with the shot down Russian plane.

Is it a Blatter vendetta ? Maybe. Is it entertaining ? Definitely.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Take My Breh Away on November 24, 2015, 01:11:10 PM
Ides of March November at FIFA

Leicester City topping the Premier League at almost the half way point of the season

What a time to be alive (http://i.imgur.com/SNwafEE.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: benjipwns on December 03, 2015, 04:03:01 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/03/sports/fifa-scandal-arrests-in-switzerland.html
Quote
ZURICH — Swiss authorities began a new series of pre-dawn arrests Thursday in the broad investigation, led by United States officials, into corruption in international soccer. Sixteen people were expected to be charged by day’s end, law enforcement officials said, nearly doubling the size of an already huge case that has upended FIFA, soccer’s multibillion-dollar governing body.

Some of the arrests took place at the same luxury hotel where other FIFA officials were arrested in May. Swiss police entered the hotel, the Baur au Lac, through a side door at 6 a.m. local time. A hotel manager told visitors in the lobby they had to leave the property because of “an extreme situation.”

The police were targeting current and former senior soccer officials on charges that include racketeering, money laundering and fraud, authorities said. The new charges were expected to hit South and Central American soccer leaders particularly hard, the officials said.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 23, 2016, 05:25:53 AM
Let's hope for some of this tonight

Go on you Arsenal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaK0d4MyZJ4
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Your Stalker on February 23, 2016, 02:49:33 PM
hold me brehs
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Take My Breh Away on April 25, 2016, 05:10:18 PM
Leicester City are three points away from winning the Premier League title and will secure it if they beat Manchester United this weekend.

2016 Premier League :mindblown

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 26, 2016, 04:20:50 AM
Everyone in the world must be rooting for Leicester now, except Spurs fans.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 26, 2016, 05:52:17 AM
Best to watch is not the same as best.

I don't think I'd waste 2 hours of my life watching some random Seria A, Bundesliga or Primera Division game.

I'd watch Norwich - Stoke though.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Take My Breh Away on April 26, 2016, 05:53:55 AM
Everyone in the world must be rooting for Leicester now, except Spurs fans.

It's better than any of the big five and watching them all implode all season has been spectacular. (The LFC Cycle is already kicking in. Next year will be our year if we don't win the Europa, la)

Both don't have easy run ins. It's technically possible for Spurs to win if they win all of their next games and Leicester lose all three. But Leicester has a really sketchy form Man U this weekend and then a pretty abysmal Everton before Chelsea at the end of the season. Spurs have Chelsea, a Southampton who are fighting for a potential Europa spot and a resurgent Newcastle on the last day. Leicester don't even have to win any more games as if Spurs lose any of those, Leicester win the title (And I reckon Spurs will really bottle it against Southampton who are a pretty underrated side this season)   

But then Europe has had a pretty shit season in general. Liegue 1, Serie A and Bundesliga are just one team leagues. At least the La Liga dogfight is entertaining as well as the EPL.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Take My Breh Away on May 02, 2016, 04:59:16 PM
Mods rename thread to "Football/Soccer: CHAT SHIT GET BANGED" pls

Leicester :rejoice

Tottenham imploding at Chelsea :neogaf
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 03, 2016, 01:28:12 AM
Happy for the Foxes, its a good day for football

Now if only Spurs drop below Arsenal everything will be perfect
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: VomKriege on May 03, 2016, 03:40:26 AM
Total brain fart as I haven't watched United in a long time, but part of me wonder if they should have kept a steady stance on David Moyes.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 03, 2016, 03:54:58 AM
No, Moyes also didn't hack it in Spain, United needs someone that can carry the burden like LvG.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 04, 2016, 08:58:30 AM
Fuck Spurs

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Take My Breh Away on May 04, 2016, 09:21:25 AM
No, Moyes also didn't hack it in Spain, United needs someone that can carry the burden like LvG.

LvG's close to breaking point (It's arguable he's past it with the team's performances lately being mostly dire). He's probably gone in the summer and replaced by Mourhinio even if they get 4th. But the Moyes appointment was a disaster in that United's always was going to be a poisoned chalice coming off the legendary run Ferguson had with them for about a decade after. Moyes was great when there was no huge pressure off the Everton board than "Just keep us in the PL" and he took them to Europe with good budgeting. United bought Moyes in to win titles and he couldn't hack it that sort of pressure on him to live up to Fergusson's legacy. Real Sociedad were looking for European football, had multiple seasons before of Europe football and he couldn't hack the pressure either. And anyone managing United will always have that Damocles sword over their heads. 

Could be worse, though. Could have been Brendan Rodgers :doge
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Fifstar on May 05, 2016, 07:02:37 AM
Spanish teams have now won 14 of 14 knockout matchups against non spanish teams this season and 45 of 48 in the last 3 seasons. Btw. how shitty was City yesterday?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Fifstar on May 05, 2016, 04:49:26 PM
Annnnd Liverpool spoils the all spanish finals!
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 06, 2016, 03:43:27 AM
I'm gonna watch the CL final in Spain, now to find out if it's ok to support Atletico on Mallorca.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Fifstar on May 06, 2016, 08:50:38 AM
Munich would have been the safest bet in Mallorca ;)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 06, 2016, 08:53:21 AM
Or City  :lol
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 08, 2016, 09:51:52 AM
Ajax gonna throw it away in the last game of the season against the number 17 thats already playing relegation play offs

ffs

1-1 now 29 min to go
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 08, 2016, 09:52:15 AM
fucking amateurs
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 08, 2016, 12:56:59 PM
im gonna mail back my jersey to ajax
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 09, 2016, 09:18:19 AM
Ajax  :doge
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: DCharlieJP on May 11, 2016, 10:37:21 PM
still the highlight of the season has been deluded Arsenal fans.

The whole "well, i guess we just ended Leicesters title challenge" when Arsenal beat Leicesters ten men was possibly the high point. "we're always better in the second half of the season" - waaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Wenger has to go, but seeing as only Wenger can fire Wenger that's not very likely.

Quote
Ajax  :doge

lol - no one saw that one coming. Quite incredible.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 12, 2016, 01:03:13 AM
watch the becks goal against the foxes on youtube and listen the commentary

I believed too  :'(

Bye bye Newcastle btw, really incredible that Sunderland knocked them down
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: VomKriege on May 12, 2016, 02:53:06 AM
I know Arsene is the boring nagging old wife and I can certainly understand his policy may look stale, but well reading you I was under the impression the Gunners were finishing mid table... You are once more going into the Champion's League and its sweet oh so important money. ManU has issues doing that despite making it rain.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 12, 2016, 02:55:15 AM
Yeah, I mean, dunno why Arsene is getting all the flak again this season as City, United and Chelsea are all below us.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: VomKriege on May 12, 2016, 03:03:37 AM
Well, CL money and conservative use of transfer funds is music to the ears of the owners but being "second best in the kingdom at a good margin of whoever is champion that year, every year" doesn't quite arouse the fans, I guess.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 12, 2016, 03:05:43 AM
They have money to spend now, they've had it for two seasons now but before that it was scarce.

Yeah should it would be nice if they got Messi and Lewandowski you know, but those players won't come to Arsenal. People expect miracles but there really isn't that much out there sometimes.

With Sanchez, Ozil and Czech they got 3 top class players now. And if they can get another 1 or 2 AAA players things might get interesting.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Fifstar on May 14, 2016, 02:01:32 PM
My team Werder Bremen escaped from the relegation positions 2 minutes before the end of the season  :success
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: VomKriege on May 14, 2016, 07:11:29 PM
Oh I'm aware and it's not new, indeed. It's fair to believe that he probably exhausted the question in 20 years and is cruising on autopilot mode. Guess what I am saying is that you know what you lose, not what you will end up with, careful what you wish for etc...
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Take My Breh Away on May 15, 2016, 11:59:55 AM
Lol Arsenal stans.

They still got St. Totteringham's day, though

(http://i.imgur.com/lgN8neW.png)

Spurs :woody

United still have to play Bournemouth due to the game being abandoned for a security alert at Old Trafford.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 15, 2016, 01:46:27 PM
it was real explosives

lol spurs btw
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: headwalk on May 15, 2016, 08:22:43 PM
spurs
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: VomKriege on May 22, 2016, 01:30:16 AM
Jose at ManU  :beli
Fated to happen since many years, but I don't know how to feel despite not being adverse to Troll Coach 101.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 22, 2016, 11:58:44 AM
hire jose to park the bus when number one complaint about lvg was lack of attacking brehs
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 17, 2017, 05:56:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH_887B9a9c

Just cant get enough of Olivier
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Take My Breh Away on January 18, 2017, 11:21:01 AM
God football is so shit this season. Chelsea probably going to win the Prem despite Conte trying to duct-tape his squad together because Spurs, City, Arsenal and Liverpool keep on giving up stupid points to smaller teams. It's business as usual everywhere else except in France cause PSG finding out Zlatan was the glue holding them together. And Seattle finally won the MLS Cup but no 1 curr bout MLS.

Also

Hand-Egg: You can't make a team logo as awful as the LA Chargers new Logo

Football: Hold my Beer   

(http://i.imgur.com/sWQQf9p.jpg)

:beli
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 19, 2017, 03:41:43 AM
I think Chelsea still might stumble.  Arsenal will win the league.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
:doge
[close]

And sorry but it's really hard to care about the MLS since it seems its where players go to die and its so far away.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: VomKriege on March 09, 2017, 07:44:58 AM
Paris SG getting butt fucked at Camp Nou despite starting with a 4-0 advantage  :point :brazilcry
Persian Gulf sovereign funds were a misake, nothing but trash.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Take My Breh Away on April 30, 2017, 06:03:25 PM
I think Chelsea still might stumble.  Arsenal will win the league.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
:doge
[close]

And sorry but it's really hard to care about the MLS since it seems its where players go to die and its so far away.

Lager post if you're OK
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 14, 2017, 12:53:19 PM
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-4dzXuiNx4MU/WRNrdUnwU2I/AAAAAAAAF6Y/D3mYmVBFJSQ9FxpKDbpz6dcwH7zopK5sACL0B/h640/2017-05-10.jpg)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 14, 2017, 03:26:12 PM
I think Chelsea still might stumble.  Arsenal will win the league.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
:doge
[close]

And sorry but it's really hard to care about the MLS since it seems its where players go to die and its so far away.

Lager post if you're OK

well yeah Arsenal is still in the running for the FA cup which is more then spuds

Also Ajax can win the EL which is amazing, Im 100% delighted and thinking of going to Sweden for the final

pretty amazing end of season for my teams
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Take My Breh Away on May 21, 2017, 03:32:30 PM
https://twitter.com/EuropaLeaguue/status/866313560925904898

 :doge :doge :doge
Title: FootBore - A place where we all laugh at Lolerpool
Post by: zomgbbqftw on October 24, 2017, 08:04:40 AM
Since everyone was getting annoyed at the football chat in the Brit thread, might as well see if a thread gets any traction.

Quick introduction - I'm a Spurs fan, genuinely surprised at how well we're doing this season and our Champions League form. COYS!

Thread rules: Wenger in/out shake it all about.
Title: Re: FootBore - A place where we all laugh at Lolerpool
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on October 24, 2017, 08:21:13 AM
There's already a thread. But fuck Liverpool. and fuck Brøndby.


(http://www.premfaces.com/images/site/faces/2oY7zFW.png)(http://www.premfaces.com/images/site/faces/2oY7zFW.png)(http://www.premfaces.com/images/site/faces/2oY7zFW.png)

Title: Re: FootBore - A place where we all laugh at Lolerpool
Post by: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 08:22:36 AM
Getting to and from Wembley every other week is starting to fuck me right off now.

But as long as we keep smashing teams left and right I can tolerate it.

FIFA player of the year is a joke award, just a popularity contest
Title: Re: FootBore - A place where we all laugh at Lolerpool
Post by: Dennis on October 24, 2017, 08:26:01 AM
"FootBore"

Not the thread I expected it to be  :doge
Title: Re: FootBore - A place where we all laugh at Lolerpool
Post by: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 08:36:15 AM
Redknapp wanting the Scotland job is hilarious, hopefully he does what any self-respecting Englishman would do and make them even worse (somehow)

(http://premfaces.com/images/site/faces/Wj5WlpD.png)
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Momo on October 24, 2017, 08:41:51 AM
oh god dont bump this, dont remind me I used to follow Arsenal religiously :goldberg
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 08:59:36 AM
Cant believe Leicester are gonna win the Prem this year
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Momo on October 24, 2017, 09:00:37 AM
Cant believe Leicester are gonna win the Prem this year
:rollsafe
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 24, 2017, 09:29:09 AM
oh god dont bump this, dont remind me I used to follow Arsenal religiously :goldberg

Why stop? its a rollercoaster

everybody loves rollercoasters

one week win FA cup against chelsea, next week get smashed by Burnley or some shit, then play some Wengerball against Everton  ???
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Momo on October 24, 2017, 09:32:38 AM
I just started following less sports, MMA and F1 is about all that gets my attention
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 09:35:23 AM
I think I would rather watch Cricket over F1.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 24, 2017, 10:32:09 AM
f1  >:(

Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 10:50:36 AM
https://twitter.com/AVFCOfficial/status/922502954795626496

ABSOLUTE TEKKERS  :whoo :shaq :shaq :shaq
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Momo on October 24, 2017, 11:18:46 AM
f1 induces far more peaceful naps than a 5 day
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Jerry on October 25, 2017, 04:57:42 AM
Gooners needing extra time to beat Norwich  :heh

Dont @ me if Wet Spam turn up for their cup final tonight while we play the kids.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: zomgbbqftw on October 25, 2017, 05:27:27 AM
Come on man, they have a new hero, or at least the new Iwobi. Another kid for Wenger to ruin.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Jerry on October 25, 2017, 08:17:04 AM
https://twitter.com/WhoScored/status/922926539796131841


 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: DCharlieJP on October 25, 2017, 08:30:51 AM
Just like to say whoever started this fucking TEKKERS shit needs a fucking hard slap
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Jerry on October 25, 2017, 08:35:22 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnIIZ5buwjo

spoiler (click to show/hide)
He's actually the culprit
[close]
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: DCharlieJP on October 27, 2017, 12:12:46 PM
Just watching videos of XXX take soccer wankers knuckleballing that one shot in 6009 and turning to camera and saying “now that’s tekkers”

Vomits profusely
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 29, 2017, 07:24:56 AM
Great win for Arsenal

Spurs showing glimpses of their next season form without Kane
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Jerry on November 02, 2017, 05:56:34 AM
3-1 against the back to back champs.

Why would Kane want to leave? Anywhere else is a downgrade.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: VomKriege on November 03, 2017, 08:31:39 PM
So Patrice Evra was suspended by l'Olympique de Marseille for kicking in the face, while in Portugal for an Europa League game, a (Marseille) supporter who insulted him during warmup. Evra took a red card at 0' and his team lost the game nil to 1.

The UEFA decision is pending (Cantona was suspended 9 months back in the day) but it's probably, at 36, the end of his European career. His stint at Marseille has been terrible, and the supporters didn't take kindly to the gap between his ego and his performances (the always talkative and mini celebrity Marseille kop leader René Malville basically said they wanted to see the young guy from the formation center and that Evra would get wrecked with more insults from the curbs if he were to play ever again), which is at the source of the antagonism.

It's a sad but fitting exit for Evra, a player with a prestigious pedigree but not very well liked. Within my circles, everyone thought he was past his prime many years ago (as far back of the last Ferguson years...) or that he was rarely convincing in the national jersey. A lot of people also never pardoned him for the mutiny of the French team he was the captain of in South Africa, which he gets the blame for (though AFAIK the dynamics of the bus strike never were made clear) and he never shook off the pernicious image of being the leader of the team chavs, an aggressive shithead thug (despite being the son of a diplomat... Some people are projecting pretty hard in French football...).

Contrarian that I am, I took a liking to him in the later years but there's no denying the dude had a mammoth sized ego and that it was an hindrance to him.

It was like a leading title in the news, with plenty of blame for him but some for the fans too.

Fuck Marseille tho :neogaf
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-16
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 04, 2017, 02:50:01 PM
3-1 against the back to back champs.

Why would Kane want to leave? Anywhere else is a downgrade.

lmao

txt me back when spuds won the champions league like 5 times in the last 10 years like Real
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Raist on November 13, 2017, 05:06:33 PM
Holy shit my neighbours will finally shut the fuck up next year :rejoice

https://twitter.com/GaryLineker/status/930189043169624066
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 13, 2017, 06:58:23 PM
Italy

:neogaf

I'll have to admit though, I'm glad I won't have to be subjected to Italy's "Park the bus" style of "play"
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 18, 2017, 04:39:23 PM
North London, still red

where da spuds at
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: headwalk on November 19, 2017, 09:43:51 AM
the moyes era starts today. torn between wanting to see my club win and thinking that everyone involved in the club would more than deserve it if we went down.

makes me empathise with brexit voters.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Jerry on February 22, 2018, 07:13:01 AM
North London, still red

where da spuds at

hi

 :neogaf :sabu :neogaf :sabu  :nintendo :nintendo :aweshum :neogaf :heh :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :whatsthedeal
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 22, 2018, 07:29:07 AM
Is there a trophy cabinet in your new stadium?

Have fun next season when half the team leaves and you have nothing left.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Jerry on February 22, 2018, 07:48:46 AM
Why would anyone leave after just winning the champions league?

Today is Thursday right? good luck tonight
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 22, 2018, 07:53:39 AM
Spurs are winning the CL?  :lol
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Momo on February 22, 2018, 07:55:39 AM
Spurs will never win nutting
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Jerry on February 22, 2018, 08:00:25 AM
Spurs are winning the CL?  :lol

Gotta be in it to win it my friend.

Spurs will never win nutting

lol
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 22, 2018, 08:02:28 AM
You are in so many things but never won anything  :lol
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 22, 2018, 08:03:39 AM
Had to google to see what you last won

FA cup 90-91  :lol
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 22, 2018, 08:03:52 AM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Momo on February 22, 2018, 08:04:23 AM
Had to google to see what you last won

FA cup 90-91  :lol
who cares about the FAckup. These dudes havent sniffed a PL title since 1960 lmao 
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 22, 2018, 08:05:38 AM
Well its a proper prize at least.

Dont come back to this thread Jerry unless you have some silverware to boast with.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Jerry on February 22, 2018, 08:10:10 AM
I'll have you know we won the League cup in 2008.

The trophy talk is so boring and narrow sighted, also screams of insecurity from you gooners.

We're a club on the up while you lot are clearly on the verge of collapse.

Besides you had a period of like 10 years without winning anything when you were meant to be 'good'.

We've had 2-3 years of being good, it'll come.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Jerry on February 22, 2018, 08:10:24 AM
.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 22, 2018, 08:15:23 AM
Verge of collapse is winning more then you did in the past 60 years within the last 5?

Maybe one day you will be on such a verge too.

You've had 2-3 okay years where you punched above your weight but still nothing to show for, and soon when everyone leaves you will be back to where you belong, in the gutter.

What is indicating that winning will come for Spurs? Nothing. If anything tough times ahead with tighter finances due to the new stadium. You already have a low wage bill and with no silverware you wont be able to keep your players.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: VomKriege on February 22, 2018, 08:17:03 AM
The voluntary acceptance of each other at work. :rejoice
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Jerry on February 22, 2018, 08:19:22 AM
Verge of collapse is winning more then you did in the past 60 years within the last 5?

Maybe one day you will be on such a verge too.

You've had 2-3 okay years where you punched above your weight but still nothing to show for, and soon when everyone leaves you will be back to where you belong, in the gutter.

 :lol :lol :lol :lol Never seen a more insecure fanbase than gooners, only Liverpool come close.

No-ones leaving, well except maybe Ozil and your "top 6" status.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 22, 2018, 08:24:47 AM
Im sorry but I think you are confused, its like your distinguished mentally-challenged fellow friend beat you in fifa one time after you had 4 pints already and now he thinks he is hot shit but you were playing with Red Star Belgrade and he was Barcelona and you remind him like mate chill down and he insists this is the turning point but youve been beating his ass since fifa on snes.

Except its not your mate but sh*t
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Jerry on February 22, 2018, 08:33:12 AM
Havn't seen a bigger load of unintelligible nonsense since you lot claiming lacazette would win you the league.
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 22, 2018, 08:36:32 AM
No one claimed that ever, Aubameyang though...
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Jerry on February 22, 2018, 08:43:04 AM
No one claimed that ever, Aubameyang though...

A quick glance on twitter will say otherwise.

Has Aubameyang managed to crawl out of Vertonghen's pocket yet?
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Momo on February 22, 2018, 09:06:19 AM
I'll have you know we won the League cup in 2008.

The trophy talk is so boring and narrow sighted, also screams of insecurity from you gooners.

We're a club on the up while you lot are clearly on the verge of collapse.

Besides you had a period of like 10 years without winning anything when you were meant to be 'good'.

We've had 2-3 years of being good, it'll come.
you sound like a liverfool, reflect upon that
Title: Re: Football/Soccer 2015-18
Post by: Jerry on February 22, 2018, 03:31:16 PM
Smart of Arsenal to want to go out of the Europa league so that they can focus on qualifying for the Europa league.  :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf