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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #33060 on: January 27, 2019, 12:11:36 AM »
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #33061 on: January 27, 2019, 12:13:36 AM »
Blue, dude, I saw the Vanishing when I was like 12.

Ughhhh

You just wanna make me send something compromising lmao. I can't stand offering a new cimematic experience lol
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #33062 on: January 27, 2019, 12:13:50 AM »
TVC have you seen Jade?

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #33063 on: January 27, 2019, 12:15:12 AM »
TVC have you seen Jade?

The erotic thriller from the 90s with <3 David Caruso? No, but it is on my Amazon watchlist... i luv erotic thrillers
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #33064 on: January 27, 2019, 12:16:22 AM »
Ingmar Bergman's 'Persona'?
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« Reply #33065 on: January 27, 2019, 12:16:55 AM »
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« Reply #33066 on: January 27, 2019, 12:17:21 AM »
TVC have you seen Jade?

The erotic thriller from the 90s with <3 David Caruso? No, but it is on my Amazon watchlist... i luv erotic thrillers

Seems up your alley.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #33068 on: January 27, 2019, 12:19:07 AM »
Also Jade was written by the same guy as Basic Instinct. Well, the first draft anyways.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #33069 on: January 27, 2019, 12:19:25 AM »
TVC have you seen Jade?

The erotic thriller from the 90s with <3 David Caruso? No, but it is on my Amazon watchlist... i luv erotic thrillers

Seems up your alley.

Are you a fan?
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #33070 on: January 27, 2019, 12:20:18 AM »
Of Caruso? Of course. Session 9 <3

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« Reply #33071 on: January 27, 2019, 12:22:40 AM »
Of Caruso? Of course. Session 9 <3

I meant Jade or erotic thrillers in the BI tradition in general. Jade has been on my watch list for years. I will watch tonight now :)
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« Reply #33072 on: January 27, 2019, 12:28:35 AM »
I haven't seen it yet but it's by the same writer as Basic Instinct (and Showgirls) so it came to my mind for recs for you. :P

I'll watch it tomorrow (if you say it's any good!)

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« Reply #33073 on: January 27, 2019, 12:32:29 AM »
I haven't seen it yet but it's by the same writer as Basic Instinct (and Showgirls) so it came to my mind for recs for you. :P

I'll watch it tomorrow (if you say it's any good!)

Fair warning, Joe Eszterhas isn't always a goldmine :p
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« Reply #33074 on: January 27, 2019, 12:34:58 AM »
I feel like even if he isn't, at least it'll be interesting haa.

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« Reply #33075 on: January 27, 2019, 12:35:00 AM »
Anyway, to get this thread back on track....

Blumhouse's Truth or Dare is worse than non-Blumhouse's Truth or Dare. Both are more entertaining than A Star Is Born.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #33076 on: January 27, 2019, 12:49:09 AM »
Oh, final comment of the night:

I have a dude date to see Glass tomorrow morning at like 11. Bet on whether I like it more than A Star Is Born.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #33077 on: January 27, 2019, 06:29:26 AM »
Watched "A Private War"

The trailer looked good but the IMDB score was low but went ahead and watched it anyway.

The movie follows the last 10 years of the life of Mary Colvin. A war reporter working at the foreign desk of the sunday times. At the start of the movie the message is clear: "This is a bad ass lady" but she's conflicted.
She believes her mission is to go to war zones and report on the human side of the story. The suffering of individual citizens so that enough people will care about the atrocities and someone will do 'something' to stop them.
However that comes at a great personal cost (hence the title: "A Private War").

A very powerful film overall with great performances. The few war scenes that it has are really well made for this type of a character drama movie.
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By the end though it becomes rather grim. Because it is painfully clear that when she's trapped with the FSA in Homs (about a decade after the events of the beginning of the movie) that "not enough people care" about the suffering.
Which also answers the question of her editor who asked when she reverts to a state of apathy and nihilism earlier in the film: "If you lose your conviction, what hope do the rest of us have?"
The answer: "None".
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #33078 on: January 27, 2019, 05:37:40 PM »
Glass was a disastah, but it might be good a good mock watch. I can’t believe M. Night had 20 years to plan for his big endgame and he couldn’t even deliver a single coherent act. Still better than A Star Is Born, especially in the music department. C-.

(Unbreakable = C, Split = C+ish)
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #33079 on: January 27, 2019, 07:48:49 PM »
I guess your choice came down to a poor...

Split Decision.

Aw hell, that's a terrible pun that doesn't hold up under even the slightest scrutiny. Speaking of other things like that Serenity is out and its shit. Like, holy hell its a disaster. I've liked a lot of Steven Knight's previous work but what the hell happened here? Is this previously great to good to competent writer on heavy doses of the stupid juice these days or what? A tropic neo noir with this cast should be at least somewhat interesting (at the very least it got my butt in the theater), but even aside from its, umm, uhhh, audacious plotting its a sloppy and crappy piece of work. Its not even a good shitty movie for a ridicule watch (Keanu's latest was significantly better in that regard) as it drowns in dull sentimentality.

Its a dumb idea executed terribly. I've no problem with... creative storytelling, but there's so little of interest here other than a not insignificant amount of Matthew McConaughey nudity. Even if that's your favorite flavor of dude I'd strenously suggest you avoid this.

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« Reply #33080 on: January 28, 2019, 12:38:27 AM »
That's a shame, the trailer for Serenity looked kinda good.

So A Star is Born is bad? I've heard a few people talk shit on it now. Trailer looked like it'd be a good date movie that you watch with wine and then have nice sex to after. Guess that's not the case?

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« Reply #33081 on: January 28, 2019, 06:38:19 AM »
That's a shame, the trailer for Serenity looked kinda good.

So A Star is Born is bad? I've heard a few people talk shit on it now. Trailer looked like it'd be a good date movie that you watch with wine and then have nice sex to after. Guess that's not the case?

A Star is Born was pretty great. It's a drama, and a bit ham-handed, but I liked it and the music.

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« Reply #33082 on: January 28, 2019, 07:51:34 AM »


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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #33083 on: January 28, 2019, 08:17:11 AM »
That's a shame, the trailer for Serenity looked kinda good.

So A Star is Born is bad? I've heard a few people talk shit on it now. Trailer looked like it'd be a good date movie that you watch with wine and then have nice sex to after. Guess that's not the case?

No it's not a good date movie and you won't be having sex after it because it's a dumb movie about a big nosed old bag. If you really want to get laid put on Boogie Nights. That is a 100% guaranteed fuck film.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #33084 on: January 28, 2019, 11:50:09 AM »
The Human Centipede is the movie I put on when I want to fuck.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #33085 on: January 28, 2019, 01:48:33 PM »
That's a shame, the trailer for Serenity looked kinda good.

So A Star is Born is bad? I've heard a few people talk shit on it now. Trailer looked like it'd be a good date movie that you watch with wine and then have nice sex to after. Guess that's not the case?

No, that's the case.

I don't know why these people lyin'. The movie is a decent watch, and romantic as fuck.

These fools are just dead inside.

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« Reply #33086 on: January 28, 2019, 01:59:47 PM »

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« Reply #33087 on: January 28, 2019, 02:42:32 PM »
Is this Suicide Squad 2, Birds of Prey, Gotham City Sirens, The Joker & Harley Quinn, Other Joker Movie, or Plastic Man?
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« Reply #33088 on: January 28, 2019, 02:45:29 PM »
Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

yes, that's the actual title

and they already hired the writer to take over for Joss Whedon on Batgirl

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« Reply #33089 on: January 28, 2019, 03:14:21 PM »
probably more interesting is that starting with this they're going to allow the films in the Harley Quinn Extended Universe to be R

also Patty Jenkins apparently signed on for a third Wonder Woman film, and James Wan for a second and possibly third Aquaman after it went over a billion

plus they renamed the Flash movie back to The Flash from Flashpoint

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« Reply #33090 on: January 28, 2019, 03:19:22 PM »
plus they renamed the Flash movie back to The Flash from Flashpoint

Probably realized after Wonder Woman and Aquaman, that they should just stick to making fun one-off adventure movies instead of DC Universe continuity wank that only nerds (us) care about.
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« Reply #33091 on: January 29, 2019, 06:17:18 AM »


Briefly got excited at the idea of The Bigger Lebowski, but it turns out to be a beer commercial? With crossover between Sex & the City?

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« Reply #33092 on: January 29, 2019, 06:21:49 AM »
Would Kate Bush ever wear a t-shirt? T-shirts? Aren't you supposed to be tired of the doldrums of life? T-shirts are doldrums. Each shirt is one doldrum.

I though I had a poster of her in a T-shirt, then remembered it was a tank-top. Looked it up, it turns out to be a dance leotard…

So you got me there.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #33093 on: January 29, 2019, 07:11:04 AM »


Briefly got excited at the idea of The Bigger Lebowski, but it turns out to be a beer commercial? With crossover between Sex & the City?

:iface

It's really weird to see Stella spending so many bucks on a somewhat classy image in the US when over this side of the pond it's basically as run of the mill as you can get, with none of that pretentious marketing. Then again Heineken also have those elaborate worldwide marketing campaigns to look hip so...
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #33094 on: January 29, 2019, 07:38:53 AM »
always enjoyed the dichotomy between the image stella tries to make for itself and the fact that it's commonly considered more the prelude to a bit of old fashioned wife beating.

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« Reply #33095 on: January 29, 2019, 08:23:04 AM »
Alita: Battle (to get you to care) Angel is doing free preview screenings on this Wednesday in 30 select cities.

https://www.foxmovies.com/movies/alita-battle-angel#screenings

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« Reply #33096 on: January 29, 2019, 12:45:58 PM »
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/leslie-jones-slams-new-ghostbusters-film-like-something-trump-would-do-1177578

https://twitter.com/lesdoggg/status/1086748467828019200

I was thinking actually...

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”Gonna redo ghostbusteeeeers, better with men, will be huge

Isn't that kind of what they did with the Ghostbusters remake but with women instead? And now she is complaining about it. lol

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« Reply #33097 on: January 29, 2019, 02:42:01 PM »
I find this trailer really weird. It's a movie about Ted Bundy, yet the music and tone of the trailer is like, "Fuck yeaah! Ted Bundy, yeah!". I guess because Ted Bundy was quite attractive or something?


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« Reply #33098 on: January 29, 2019, 08:19:19 PM »
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I was thinking actually...

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”Gonna redo ghostbusteeeeers, better with men, will be huge

Isn't that kind of what they did with the Ghostbusters remake but with women instead? And now she is complaining about it. lol

That's a false equivalency, unless you're denying that men have a societal advantage.

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« Reply #33099 on: January 29, 2019, 10:31:52 PM »
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I was thinking actually...

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”Gonna redo ghostbusteeeeers, better with men, will be huge

Isn't that kind of what they did with the Ghostbusters remake but with women instead? And now she is complaining about it. lol

That's a false equivalency, unless you're denying that men have a societal advantage.

It is literally what they did though. They redone Ghostbusters, but with women. If they did it again with men, it would only be what it originally was. That's not what the new film is anyway, but even so, it isn't worth complaining about. The film simply didn't succeed. If it did succeed, no doubt there would have been a sequel with her in it.

And not to make that point because of a perceived societal advantage. We're talking specifically about this movie franchise. A movie that these women were, as is obvious, given the opportunity to star in. This despite it being orignally a male cast. They were given all the opportunity in the world and it failed. As I said, if it didn't fail no doubt they would have been given the opportunity again. In terms of this movie franchise specifically, there was no societal advantage to being male. It was just unfortunate it was a crap movie.


Edit: I will point out actually. The correct interpretation of what she said was more along the lines of, they aren't proper ghostbusters because they are women. I didn't mean it like that which I guess makes it confusing. I just meant that making the movie all men this time should be irrelevant. The movie isn't 'good' because it is all women, and 'bad' because it is all men.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #33100 on: January 29, 2019, 11:53:07 PM »
Bill Simmons made the observation that he’s serial killer hot. When your attributes are overstated because of the company you keep. Like when people say an athlete is funny or a truck driver is smart.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #33101 on: January 30, 2019, 11:43:12 AM »
Aquaman was so dumb.  I really liked it. 

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« Reply #33102 on: January 30, 2019, 08:48:27 PM »


This movie looks interesting. Might turn out crap, but even if it did, I would watch it for Mia Roth.

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« Reply #33103 on: January 30, 2019, 10:09:52 PM »
Looks like kind of movie that's right up my alley. Early reviews for it are pretty good, too.
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« Reply #33104 on: January 31, 2019, 01:43:17 PM »
Reading one of the reviews, it sounds a bit like Annihilation. Not necessarily in the sense that it explores similar themes, but rather in how opaque the story is. In Annilhation nothing is ever truly explained, there are no easy answers as to what exactly is going on. It sounds like High Life is similar in that regard.

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Denis disrupts the steady forward progress of an objective-driven story by unmooring High Life from narrative gravity altogether.

I actually liked Annihilation, so I wouldn't mind that type of storytelling.

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« Reply #33105 on: January 31, 2019, 02:15:55 PM »
Not sure how I feel about a movie starring Dennis, tho.
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« Reply #33106 on: January 31, 2019, 07:11:59 PM »
Reading one of the reviews, it sounds a bit like Annihilation. Not necessarily in the sense that it explores similar themes, but rather in how opaque the story is. In Annilhation nothing is ever truly explained, there are no easy answers as to what exactly is going on. It sounds like High Life is similar in that regard.

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Denis disrupts the steady forward progress of an objective-driven story by unmooring High Life from narrative gravity altogether.

I actually liked Annihilation, so I wouldn't mind that type of storytelling.

If its done right, I'm fine with it. As long as the ending is better than Annihilation's.

So youre saying you dont want an interpretive dance sequence?
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« Reply #33107 on: January 31, 2019, 08:02:24 PM »
Yeah. The ending is strange and goes on for too long. I quite liked the weirdness of it overall though. Those sort of movies I just kind of go with it.

Mandy as well. I quite liked feeling like I was on an acid trip.

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« Reply #33108 on: February 01, 2019, 09:56:23 AM »
Fast & Furious spin-off:

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« Reply #33109 on: February 01, 2019, 01:22:43 PM »
Time for more dumb fun:



The scene on the side of the building at the end of the trailer made me want to watch this, lmao.
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« Reply #33110 on: February 01, 2019, 07:03:53 PM »
I can see why Vin Diesel was triggered.
If this works they don't need him anymore to carry the series.
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« Reply #33111 on: February 01, 2019, 07:38:27 PM »
The loss of Filmstruck is killing me. A lot of the films revolving around the Crit collection or even directors associated with these type of films are not being streamed. Just went through a string of movies that are not streaming on Amazon but would have been on Filmstruck.
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« Reply #33112 on: February 01, 2019, 11:29:48 PM »
Velvet Buzzzzzzzsaw

Something something art. *makes jerkoff motion* :zzz
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« Reply #33113 on: February 01, 2019, 11:31:36 PM »
Velvet Buzzzzzzzsaw

Something something art. *makes jerkoff motion* :zzz

Jizzes all over a velvet canvas
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« Reply #33114 on: February 01, 2019, 11:34:49 PM »
Jake Gyllenhaal’s butt is it, if anyone wants to see it.
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« Reply #33115 on: February 01, 2019, 11:35:30 PM »
Jake Gyllenhaal is in another artsy fartsy film? Joe, is it as pretentious as Nocturnal Animals? Because I love that movie.
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« Reply #33116 on: February 01, 2019, 11:35:59 PM »
You should have watched You Only Live Twice on Netflix instead.
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« Reply #33117 on: February 01, 2019, 11:50:02 PM »
I haven’t seen Nocturnal Animals, so I wouldn’t know. This is a satire of snooty art world people, but since I don’t know anything about modern art, it was just boring.
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« Reply #33118 on: February 01, 2019, 11:51:33 PM »
I haven’t seen Nocturnal Animals, so I wouldn’t know. This is a satire of snooty art world people, but since I don’t know anything about modern art, it was just boring.

Nocturnal Animals was awesome in a cynical nihilistic way

Petty as if it were a hate letter from Tom Ford to a spurned lover
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« Reply #33119 on: February 02, 2019, 02:17:01 AM »


Cautionary tales about media consumption, the coming digital age, are absolutely stale. This film though is seemingly coming straight from its inception. Mixes this aspect with the sense of alienation, desperation, and desolation. That sort of disaffected sentiment one feels when is moving into adulthood. Theres also a good symbolical example of self harm that acts as a book ends for the film. Darkenss with a sliver of hope. I also really dug one characters role as sort of omnipotent to another. An example of how, even as mortals, we can rule over another.
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