Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Diunx]

Geese are pricks, though.  They probably deserved it.

it's true Geese are fucking assholes.

here's my encounter with geese back in 2006 story

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=3015611

Willco what was the pic that you posted in that thread?

[The Fake Shemp]

Baby goslings!

[lennedsay]

... See, this is why we should get married!

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So much hetero in this thread... 

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[The Fake Shemp]

What can I say, you bring out the worst in me lennedsay.

[tiesto]

Canadian geese overrun my place of work - they generally leave people alone (though I recall someone complaining on our location's message board that they actually got attacked by geese), they just shit EVERYWHERE, and trying to walk from the parking lot into work is an exercise in dodging goose shit.

[BlueTsunami]

I was wondering why the street this computer shop is one gets a lot of cute girls walking by, I then come to find just now that there's a Rob Roy Hairdresser school just across the street and a block up

[Phoenix Dark]

Might find Cheebs in there. He gets his hair cut at hairdresser schools since it's cheaper

[Ichirou]

Cheebs is fucking beautiful, man.

[Phoenix Dark]

What would happen if I went there looking for a cut. One time my mom took me to Fantastic Sams (when I was young) to get a haircut, and the people there nervously laughed and said they didn't know how to cut black hair. I shit you not.

[brob]

If cutting 'black hair' is different I'm sure they'd be happy to get more experience with it.

[Phoenix Dark]

The one I go to has one female barber, and she's actually pretty good. Often she'll be sitting around with no customers, and people will wait for other barbers instead, even if three people are ahead of them. I've mainly seen her cut young kids and older men's hair

[Brehvolution]

That's sexist.

[Phoenix Dark]

Dude she's kinda fat. Funny as hell though. She always complains about the kids not washing their hair lol

[TakingBackSunday]

Deciding on whether or not to skip out of an optional final for my economics class...my grades this semester are pretty meh but I'm so sick of school at the moment that the less finals the better.

I have an 89.4 in the class, a high B, and I could get an A in the class if I take the final...giving me three A's and two B's for the semester instead of two A's and three B's.  Decisions...

[BlueTsunami]

I... I think a black female midget just walked by the shop. All I saw from the corner of my eye was the biggest 'fro bobbing up and down right where the lip of the window sill is. I focused my full attention in the 'fro's direction and noticed it was a small person, I thought it was a child. But then I noticed the huge chest and swagger in the way she walked... I was so confused... I still am.

[Barry Egan]

sounds like the confusion was coming from inside your pants.

[lennedsay]

I... I think a black female midget just walked by the shop. All I saw from the corner of my eye was the biggest 'fro bobbing up and down right where the lip of the window sill is. I focused my full attention in the 'fro's direction and noticed it was a small person, I thought it was a child. But then I noticed the huge chest and swagger in the way she walked... I was so confused... I still am.

Is the shop near a Walmart or something?

[Madrun Badrun]

I have no idea what I am doing at work.  I was asked to implement a bicubic interpolation algorithm to resize images and I got 7 lines of code done in five hours.  It doesn't even compile

[BlueTsunami]

I... I think a black female midget just walked by the shop. All I saw from the corner of my eye was the biggest 'fro bobbing up and down right where the lip of the window sill is. I focused my full attention in the 'fro's direction and noticed it was a small person, I thought it was a child. But then I noticed the huge chest and swagger in the way she walked... I was so confused... I still am.

Is the shop near a Walmart or something?

Its on a pretty ghetto street that gets a lot of foot traffic but that somehow makes it more perplexing. There's a midget in da' ghetto.

[Diunx]

Rachel Ray is making tacos today

[archie4208]

My local census office is so incompetent.  They want me to have daily meetings with every enumerator at once to discuss.....something instead of having them actually counting people.  Some enumerators will have to drive 30 minutes to the meeting place, meet for 30 minutes and then drive 30 minutes back to where they were working.  It makes no sense. 

[Fresh Prince]

Welcome to government.

[Mupepe]

I think I just blew Himu in real life.

[Phoenix Dark]

My local census office is so incompetent.  They want me to have daily meetings with every enumerator at once to discuss.....something instead of having them actually counting people.  Some enumerators will have to drive 30 minutes to the meeting place, meet for 30 minutes and then drive 30 minutes back to where they were working.  It makes no sense. 

I have to meet with my supervisor Monday through Friday. Each time I've gone it's been a five minute meeting. I only drive like two miles to get there, but other people take like 30min-1hr due to living far away. My previous supervisor would just have us meet three times a week (mon/wed/fri) which made way more sense.

[Boogie]

Had court today.  Such an inefficient system.  Had to sit around the courthouse in my suit for 6 hours, and never actually got called to testify.

[Phoenix Dark]

Just got back from census work. Went to 12 houses, 11 of which weren't occupied at the time of visit. Seemed like many were vacant/houses for rent. The one interview I had was with someone who just recently moved in (after April 1st, ie census day).

[Fresh Prince]

Had court today.  Such an inefficient system.  Had to sit around the courthouse in my suit for 6 hours, and never actually got called to testify.

Welcome to government.

sort of.

[ManaByte]

Had court today.  Such an inefficient system.  Had to sit around the courthouse in my suit for 6 hours, and never actually got called to testify.

I had jury duty. Told the judge that I work graveyard and sleep during the day. So he said they don't really want jurors who sleep during the day, so he deferred me and told me to come back in 90 days. "What about 1 day/1 trial?" "LOL"

[Boogie]

Welcome to government.

sort of.

Indeed.  From one perspective, I shouldn't complain.  I got paid $34/hr to get dressed in a suit and sit on my ass for a day.  On the other hand, there's so much more I could be doing with my time.

[Phoenix Dark]

Some dude slammed the door in my face too. Pretty crappy area too, so I'm glad I don't have to go back.

[Fresh Prince]

I used to consider myself left wing before joining the public sector!

[TakingBackSunday]

self drunk is the best kind of drunk

[Madrun Badrun]

my bicubic interpolation algorithm that I'm working on didn't work today

It's meant to resize an image but it makes it look like the image on acid lol.  I'll post pics tomorrow if I have the time.

[fistfulofmetal]

i'm so glad Kari is back on Mythbusters. the chick that took over when she was preggers was awful.

[TEEEPO]

me and my girlfriend of five years have just broke up. the worst part? she got me 69 love songs for our anniversary present.


welp, been fun guys  :'(

[Ichirou]

The Magnetic Fields rock.

[Cormacaroni]

me and my girlfriend of five years have just broke up. the worst part? she got me 69 love songs for our anniversary present.


welp, been fun guys  :'(

Sounds like the best part.

[TEEEPO]

yup  it's the vinyl boxset 

[TakingBackSunday]

Dude 

[demi]

me and my girlfriend of five years have just broke up. the worst part? she got me 69 love songs for our anniversary present.


welp, been fun guys  :'(

pwnt

[Ichirou]

I'm coming to America bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Faisal Shahzad failed so now they're sending in the big guns?

[Don Flamenco]

Yeah where the fuck is Powerslave?

bitch ass pussied out and left like a little bitch ass pussy

[Raban]

Yeah where the fuck is Powerslave?

bitch ass pussied out and left like a little bitch ass pussy

[Ganhyun]

He deed it mayne.

[Phoenix Dark]

I had lunch at a Chinese buffet today after work; I hadn't had Chinese food in some time, and while I know CrystalGemini will probably smh...I liked it. After I finished I went to the cashier to pay for my meal, but she told me it had already been paid for. I was baffled and asked for more details: apparently a woman came in for carry out, then decided to pay for my meal as well before leaving the restaurant. I asked for a description of the woman, and I figured it might be my mom but then she said the woman was in her 20s.

So yea, I posted in the missing connections area of Craigslist just now. I won't give a description of the chick in case of prank emails. I'm gonna be banging my head over this all day fuck

[BlueTsunami]

Oh man, thats totally a theoretical premise for You Got Mail 2

[Robo]

I didn't realize Craigslist had a "missed connections" section.  

I'm gonna make a post: dear sexy latino man with discolored hardhat who was standing in front of the porta-potty in the median along rt. 355 at approx. 9:25am this morning, you made my penis pop sharper than the edge of a powersaw; wanted to touch you so bad.  pls respond.

[Barry Egan]

You Got Mail 2:  You Got Mein

[BlueTsunami]

PD is probably excited at the prospect of living a real life Tom Hanks role

[Barry Egan]

Cheebs can stand in for Dave Chapelles character 

[Phoenix Dark]

I doubt I'll get a real email but figured I'd try. I saw alone, but I did spend some time talking to an old teacher I had a few years ago. My booth was right near the restaurant window, my back to the cashier area. I don't remember seeing any black people come in.

[Mupepe]

I don't know if that's a connection you'd want, PD.  Think about all the weirdos on GAF who are too afraid to talk to a woman and who would probably pay for a random woman's food because they thought she was cute but yet they wouldn't talk to her.  Now think about what they look like (visit the post your pics thread if you have to) and then think about what a female version of them would look like (insert Koshiba pic here).

[BlueTsunami]

PD's secret sugar mama'

[demi]

American chinese is amazing, PD. Who ares what CrystalIDemandSatisfaction says.

[BlueTsunami]

A couple of days ago I had seen this father pushing a carriage with a couple of kids (I think two or three) but what was hilarious was his attire. Nukka, had a fucking vibrant yellow polo shirt with cardigans on, collar popped and hair gelled. This look clashed with him straining to push these kids, drenched in sweat. It was the mixture of tryna' look fly and failing so hard that made me SMH. If it weren't for the obnoxious popped collar, I would have felt pity for him.

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't know if that's a connection you'd want, PD.  Think about all the weirdos on GAF who are too afraid to talk to a woman and who would probably pay for a random woman's food because they thought she was cute but yet they wouldn't talk to her.  Now think about what they look like (visit the post your pics thread if you have to) and then think about what a female version of them would look like (insert Koshiba pic here).

The cashier said she was slim. Can't be that bad.

Demi: agreed. I love those things that are like egg rolls, but have crap and cream cheese in them mmmmmm.

[Mupepe]

I don't know if that's a connection you'd want, PD.  Think about all the weirdos on GAF who are too afraid to talk to a woman and who would probably pay for a random woman's food because they thought she was cute but yet they wouldn't talk to her.  Now think about what they look like (visit the post your pics thread if you have to) and then think about what a female version of them would look like (insert Koshiba pic here).

The cashier said she was slim. Can't be that bad.

Demi: agreed. I love those things that are like egg rolls, but have crap and cream cheese in them mmmmmm.

She just wants a fly brotha to give her some caramel lovin.

[Ganhyun]

 

[Brehvolution]

Demi: agreed. I love those things that are like egg rolls, but have crap and cream cheese in them mmmmmm.

Do you mean, sushi?

[Robo]

That chick will be on the BangBus in a couple years, mustache intact.