Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4307639 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6960 on:** April 18, 2011, 06:46:28 PM »

So I'm in the library studying/browsing forums and the guy next to me asks me to watch his stuff while he goes to the restroom or whatever. I say sure, fine; no biggie, I've done this before. That was 20 minutes ago. I need to use the restroom, and I want to head home. But I know the minute I stand up he's gonna magically appear and think I'm an asshole.

Himu · « **Reply #6961 on:** April 18, 2011, 06:55:50 PM »

probably jacking off in the bathroom

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6962 on:** April 18, 2011, 06:57:08 PM »

You were supposed to follow him into the bathroom, PD.

chronovore · « **Reply #6963 on:** April 18, 2011, 06:57:47 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 12, 2011, 01:49:39 PM

Hey guys, look what I found on my neck after my morning jog...

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Nature $:-\$

One of the reasons why I can't see how people camp regularly and why I can't see myself surviving a post apocalyptic scenario

If you end up getting a target-shaped inflammation, see a doctor immediately. A couple of my friends have Lyme Disease. It's no fun.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6964 on:** April 18, 2011, 07:05:56 PM »

I got up to go to the restroom, came back and he's still not back. Fuck it, I'm leaving. Students here seem to be decent enough not to steal. Probably too focused on finals to do anything stupid

Himu · « **Reply #6965 on:** April 18, 2011, 07:07:25 PM »

leave a note before going

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6966 on:** April 18, 2011, 07:09:12 PM »

brilliant, ok

"sorry bro, I had to go"

on a ripped out piece of paper from my notebook

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6967 on:** April 18, 2011, 07:21:16 PM »

Just steal his stuff. You're black. It's expected.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6968 on:** April 18, 2011, 07:43:21 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6969 on:** April 18, 2011, 07:49:26 PM »

I'm home. I hope he isn't mad at me.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6970 on:** April 18, 2011, 08:18:13 PM »

Dammit, I'm here and the library and somebody was supposed to be watching my stuff, but he just walked off!

Diunx · « **Reply #6971 on:** April 18, 2011, 09:20:25 PM »

The moon is so shiny! I wish I could jerk off in a rooftop while watching it.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6972 on:** April 18, 2011, 10:55:21 PM »

Moon is really low in the horizon and dark red for me tonight. It looks pretty awesome; probably a good night to sacrifice something.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #6973 on:** April 18, 2011, 11:36:33 PM »

build a funeral pyre for your PS3

Bocsius · « **Reply #6974 on:** April 19, 2011, 12:46:09 AM »

Dear bottom-dweller, please get your screaming kid out of the parking lot. Seriously. It's 12:45 in the morning.

etiolate · « **Reply #6975 on:** April 19, 2011, 03:38:45 AM »

wrath you oughtta call up that iranian girl on your fb

chronovore · « **Reply #6976 on:** April 19, 2011, 07:11:06 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on April 17, 2011, 05:02:14 PM

asked a cute girl at the store out. I got her to smile really big and got her to laugh a shit ton but she still said no. The reason? She can't date her customers. "That only means that this will be the last time I'll step into this store!" "Hahahaha, but what about your rewards card?" "You got me!" "Here's your receipt." "Ah ha, you gave me your number after all. Wait, I don't see a number on this." "Hahahahha, I would give it but I can't date my customers, sorry! " "Well, at least I got you to smile, so that counts for something." "Byeeeeeee tee hee. "

Whatever.

WHATEVER.

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 17, 2011, 05:16:29 PM

sounds like you got sucked in by cashier kindness 101

This. Never ask someone out when they're at work. Christ. Way to put someone on the spot, dood.

chronovore · « **Reply #6977 on:** April 19, 2011, 07:13:28 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on April 15, 2011, 03:56:10 PM

Tongiht... You

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Himu · « **Reply #6978 on:** April 19, 2011, 10:52:13 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on April 19, 2011, 07:11:06 AM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on April 17, 2011, 05:02:14 PM
asked a cute girl at the store out. I got her to smile really big and got her to laugh a shit ton but she still said no. The reason? She can't date her customers. "That only means that this will be the last time I'll step into this store!" "Hahahaha, but what about your rewards card?" "You got me!" "Here's your receipt." "Ah ha, you gave me your number after all. Wait, I don't see a number on this." "Hahahahha, I would give it but I can't date my customers, sorry! " "Well, at least I got you to smile, so that counts for something." "Byeeeeeee tee hee. "

Whatever.

WHATEVER.
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 17, 2011, 05:16:29 PM
sounds like you got sucked in by cashier kindness 101

This. Never ask someone out when they're at work. Christ. Way to put someone on the spot, dood.

We were in private.

Groogrux · « **Reply #6979 on:** April 19, 2011, 12:31:40 PM »

The rule still applies, in private or not.

I got a nice surprise on FB today. I had a friend request from some girl I didn't know so I asked how we knew each other. She was friends with several of my friends, so it was possible that we had met and I had forgot.

Her reply was, "idk I just added you because you look cute in the pic"

e - e - e - e - EGO BOOST

Thank god for cropped pictures.

Unfortunately, I had to tell her I was married, and denied the friend request. Later, I was talking to my wife about it and asked if she knew her. My wife said she was younger and really nice, but was easy to get in bed with... :'(

Mupepe · « **Reply #6980 on:** April 19, 2011, 12:34:44 PM »

post pics of her please

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6981 on:** April 19, 2011, 02:52:54 PM »

Mupepe where do you live in Texas? Might be going there in a couple weeks for a family BBQ/graduation. Nothing in stone due to work/school tho $:-\$

Mupepe · « **Reply #6982 on:** April 19, 2011, 02:54:34 PM »

SW side of Houston! PD GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!

Mupepe · « **Reply #6983 on:** April 19, 2011, 04:16:26 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on April 19, 2011, 03:53:44 PM

Yeah so he can bail on you too!

says the guy who wants to meet up at 11 on a weekday! I have a daughter and early morning job! :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6984 on:** April 19, 2011, 05:01:23 PM »

How close is Beaumont, TX to you? That's where we're going I think.

Himu · « **Reply #6985 on:** April 19, 2011, 05:03:41 PM »

Pretty close.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6986 on:** April 19, 2011, 05:06:20 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2011, 05:01:23 PM

How close is Beaumont, TX to you? That's where we're going I think.

about an hour away. i'll be your huckleberry if you tell me something in decent time.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6987 on:** April 19, 2011, 05:11:16 PM »

We're leaving on May 11th; I'm going, looks like I'll miss one day of class, and just can't stay as long as my mom and grandma are (they're staying like two weeks or some shit). Whole family is going so I dunno how I'd manage to slip them and hang out with you Mupepe :'(

need to brainstorm

Mupepe · « **Reply #6988 on:** April 19, 2011, 05:14:21 PM »

well shit. if it's on a weekend that's not a problem. It might be an excuse to pass through beaumont on my way to new orleans. the wife and i have been itching to go. just let me know. At least it's not the 7th. I'll be in San Antonio that weekend.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6989 on:** April 19, 2011, 05:28:32 PM »

Gonna get more details, and see what restaurants are in the area

Mupepe · « **Reply #6990 on:** April 19, 2011, 05:29:51 PM »

om nom nom nom. If you're coming to texas, find a good Mexican restaurant. A real one. A taqueria. Even tex mex is good.

Himu · « **Reply #6991 on:** April 19, 2011, 05:30:08 PM »

Take him to Casa Del Pueblo.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6992 on:** April 19, 2011, 05:30:24 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on April 19, 2011, 05:30:08 PM

Take him to Casa Del Pueblo.

hell yeah. if he comes to houston we're definitely going there.

btw, i went saturday morning. soooooo good.

Himu · « **Reply #6993 on:** April 19, 2011, 05:30:39 PM »

Also, fucking Whataburger.

And Papadeux's.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6994 on:** April 19, 2011, 05:31:00 PM »

Whataburger

Himu · « **Reply #6995 on:** April 19, 2011, 05:32:27 PM »

Whataburger mayneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Himu · « **Reply #6996 on:** April 19, 2011, 05:37:30 PM »

Met one guy from Texas a few weeks back. We were talking 'bout home and we got to whataburger.

Me: You pronounce it Water-burger. You're a true Texan. *sheds tear*

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6997 on:** April 19, 2011, 06:30:20 PM »

Too bad you're married, we could chase some bitches :'(

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6998 on:** April 19, 2011, 08:17:21 PM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #6999 on:** April 19, 2011, 09:02:12 PM »

fuck the midwest; tornadoes all over

posting from the basement with the cats

cool breeze · « **Reply #7000 on:** April 19, 2011, 09:05:42 PM »

Earlier today some dude opens and closes a door while I'm right behind him. It's one thing to not hold the door open, but this guy reached back and pulled against the hydraulics to close it. He never looked back and he had headphones on, which kinda made it even more weird, and took him from being an asshole to a crazy person.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #7001 on:** April 19, 2011, 09:34:58 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on April 19, 2011, 09:05:42 PM

Earlier today some dude opens and closes a door while I'm right behind him. It's one thing to not hold the door open, but this guy reached back and pulled against the hydraulics to close it. He never looked back and he had headphones on, which kinda made it even more weird, and took him from being an asshole to a crazy person.

There is a crazy single middle-aged dude in my apartment block that does this ALL THE TIME. I can be carrying groceries, pushing the stroller with my daughter in it, whatever. Fucker goes through and pulls it tight behind him. Of course I am the only whitey in the whole place so he knows who I am.

Himu · « **Reply #7002 on:** April 19, 2011, 09:38:13 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on April 19, 2011, 09:05:42 PM

Earlier today some dude opens and closes a door while I'm right behind him. It's one thing to not hold the door open, but this guy reached back and pulled against the hydraulics to close it. He never looked back and he had headphones on, which kinda made it even more weird, and took him from being an asshole to a crazy person.

Sounds like an asshole.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7003 on:** April 19, 2011, 09:39:47 PM »

That's some serious passive-aggressive assholery.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #7004 on:** April 19, 2011, 09:49:43 PM »

had the Celtics - Knicks game spoiled for me by some a-hole I barely know on Facebook. I'm already avoiding twitter like the plague - this is a handy wake-up call to avoid FB too I guess :'(

(I defriended the fucker though! Mildly satisfying. I don't mind so much if it is an actual attempt at sports discussion, but people who just post the final result or scores are THE FUCKING SCUM OF THE EARTH)

lennedsay · « **Reply #7005 on:** April 19, 2011, 10:07:07 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on April 19, 2011, 09:02:12 PM

fuck the midwest; tornadoes all over

posting from the basement with the cats

WTF it's totally fine here? We had hail 2 hours ago and that's it.

Just checked FB and apparently where I grew up is all crazy with sirens and possible touchdowns. And not just people with a touch of the down's either.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7006 on:** April 19, 2011, 10:09:11 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on April 19, 2011, 09:38:13 PM

Quote from: Linkzg on April 19, 2011, 09:05:42 PM
Earlier today some dude opens and closes a door while I'm right behind him. It's one thing to not hold the door open, but this guy reached back and pulled against the hydraulics to close it. He never looked back and he had headphones on, which kinda made it even more weird, and took him from being an asshole to a crazy person.

Sounds like an asshole.

usually i tend to hold the door open for people but one time i was holding it and was watching for the person behind me and misjudged how quickly they were approaching the door and let go of the door to early. and the door ended up slamming into them. felt like a Seinfeld moment

Positive Touch · « **Reply #7007 on:** April 19, 2011, 10:18:08 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on April 19, 2011, 10:07:07 PM

Quote from: Positive Touch on April 19, 2011, 09:02:12 PM
fuck the midwest; tornadoes all over

posting from the basement with the cats

WTF it's totally fine here? We had hail 2 hours ago and that's it.

Just checked FB and apparently where I grew up is all crazy with sirens and possible touchdowns. And not just people with a touch of the down's either.

reported for offensive commenting

and yeah it was all south county yokels. my parents called & tried to say there were sightings right around my neighborhood

stupid me for not checking against my mom's freakouts first.

Mupepe · « **Reply #7008 on:** April 20, 2011, 10:18:58 AM »

PD: We can totally go out whaling! My wife doesn't mind me flirting. I'll be your wingman for some latina, BBC craving whores.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7009 on:** April 20, 2011, 10:48:59 AM »

88 in philosophic logic

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7010 on:** April 20, 2011, 10:50:07 AM »

Happy 4/20, bitches.

T234 · « **Reply #7011 on:** April 20, 2011, 11:02:38 AM »

So far today's holiday is awesome.

THE ENTIRE NEW MAGIC SET'S SPOILER IS OUT AND IT IS FUCKING GREAT

JUST TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF GOOD IT WAS

THERE IS A PIECE OF EQUIPMENT FOR ME TO REPLACE JITTE WITH

MY DICK IS HARD

Groogrux · « **Reply #7012 on:** April 20, 2011, 11:31:43 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on April 20, 2011, 10:50:07 AM

Happy 4/20, bitches.

Oh god, I work at the ER tonight. I guess I know who the most of my patients will be...

Like this guy!

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Robo · « **Reply #7013 on:** April 20, 2011, 01:27:47 PM »

Getting blazed and playing Mortal Kombat, the epitome of my existence in the 90s.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7014 on:** April 20, 2011, 01:35:08 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on April 20, 2011, 01:15:13 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on April 20, 2011, 10:50:07 AM
Happy 4/20, bitches.

I'm going over to smoke out my parents after work

That's awesome.

etiolate · « **Reply #7015 on:** April 20, 2011, 10:27:26 PM »

Hating this non-solids diet. All this liquid is making me piss every hour.

420 fucked up the bus schedule and my schedule. Dumbasses celebrating something they do every day. Get a real holiday, or I'll start my own. 4/21 = National Day for People Who Fart. Celebrate MAYNG.

choco parfait · « **Reply #7016 on:** April 20, 2011, 10:46:52 PM »

Why do you have a non-solids diet?

And yay 4/20 going to hang out with some guy friends later tonight.

Powerslave · « **Reply #7017 on:** April 21, 2011, 12:07:54 AM »

are you a chick?

etiolate · « **Reply #7018 on:** April 21, 2011, 02:06:45 AM »

I had my wisdom tooth removed. No solids for three days.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7019 on:** April 21, 2011, 02:30:12 AM »

both sides at same time?

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