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« Reply #19080 on: July 03, 2013, 01:05:55 PM »
I'm not a huge fan of Belgian beers, but I'm having a Duvel Tripel Hop right now that tastes exactly like grapefruit juice while having 9% ABV. Amazing.

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« Reply #19081 on: July 03, 2013, 01:07:41 PM »
Girl at the counter realized the mistake and didn't gave me the camera :fbm
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« Reply #19082 on: July 03, 2013, 01:11:48 PM »
Girl at the counter realized the mistake and didn't gave me the camera :fbm
damn dude.  you're having a rough day

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« Reply #19083 on: July 03, 2013, 02:55:56 PM »
Yeah, I was already making plans for that money.
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« Reply #19084 on: July 03, 2013, 04:51:06 PM »
I'm on vacation until the 15th so I won't be around. Heading to NJ to drink beer on the beach and catch a Yankees night game.

Try not to burn the place down while I'm gone.
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« Reply #19085 on: July 04, 2013, 09:20:35 AM »
We will miss you zero!! 

I won two Pacific Rim tickets for the 9th. I am fucking stoked!!! Woooooooooo

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« Reply #19086 on: July 05, 2013, 08:49:50 AM »
I just looked at the pictures for lastest Radiolab podcast

 :mindblown
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« Reply #19087 on: July 05, 2013, 09:53:42 AM »
That entire story is full of :mindblown

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« Reply #19088 on: July 07, 2013, 06:08:30 AM »
I dunno if anyone is a really bad drunk here, but holy shit am I.  It's the one thing I wish I'd been born differently as, I dunno if it's nature or nurture which determines how you are when you are blackout drunk, but ever since high school I'd hear stories of the most fucked up shit in the world I've said while drunk.  At my college graduation when I was 21 my friend said he could blackmail me for life on what I said. 

Just found out tonight that the last time this happened, many, many months ago I said some stuff so bad everyone involved hid it from me because they didn't want to hurt me, but it sort of acted as behind the scenes drama against me.  Now that I found out, it actually explains a few things.


The worst part of being a bad talker blackout drunk is that you have no idea/memory of anything you said, so unless people tell you...you never know.   


I wish I just was one of those drunks that passed out and slept.  Instead I spout of nonsense that can be pretty bad if it's about the people around me.

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« Reply #19089 on: July 07, 2013, 06:23:16 AM »
You may want to think about not drinking so much that it leads to that. Or stopping. Some of my friends have stopped because of those types of incidents.

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« Reply #19090 on: July 07, 2013, 06:46:44 AM »
Depends on what was said.  I remember some of Bebpuu's friends getting worked up over the most innocuous shit in previous stories he's told us.

Back in our partying days, we'd say some rank shit to each other but it was all forgiven and forgotten the next day.
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« Reply #19091 on: July 07, 2013, 06:49:11 AM »
I knew a guy in school who would say the most rank shit to women when he was drunk. I think it was supposed to be flirting, but it pretty much just struck him off the list as far as I know.

I just get sociable and silly, thankfully. Only had one bad case of memory loss, but it was enough to put me off getting falling down drunk forerver. The complete loss of control is not worth whatever funny story make come out of it.
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« Reply #19092 on: July 07, 2013, 07:27:58 AM »
Depends on what was said.  I remember some of Bebpuu's friends getting worked up over the most innocuous shit in previous stories he's told us.

Back in our partying days, we'd say some rank shit to each other but it was all forgiven and forgotten the next day.

That's a good point.

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« Reply #19093 on: July 07, 2013, 10:04:39 AM »
I really doubt whatever you said was that bad. Regardless, it's best to leave the drinking to blacking out to the people still in college.
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« Reply #19094 on: July 07, 2013, 12:02:18 PM »
I had cold sweats all night :(

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« Reply #19095 on: July 07, 2013, 02:28:49 PM »
You may want to think about not drinking so much that it leads to that. Or stopping. Some of my friends have stopped because of those types of incidents.

I'm beer dude guy and all, but Chrono is spot on. Know your limits and stop before you get to that point.
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« Reply #19096 on: July 07, 2013, 03:52:48 PM »
Well yeah, I'm 30 and responsible so I know not to get drunk and my drinking limits. 


The occasional time it happens (like 3 times in a decade) are special circumstances.  The latest being a chemical reaction to meds I was on which changed my tolerance levels completely.  Did not expect 1 vodka tonic = blackout for 8 hours.  Was just a shitty situation all around that 4 months later is still coming back to haunt me.


Just sucks that once and a while when bad stuff like that happens that I don't just throw up and pass out somewhere but instead talk shit for hours and depending on the situation, it can lead to major issues after.  It's scary being that kind of drunk and having to be extremely careful about drinking because of your drunken personality.

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« Reply #19097 on: July 07, 2013, 03:57:16 PM »
what did you say?

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« Reply #19098 on: July 07, 2013, 04:00:05 PM »
"Sephiroth was right"
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« Reply #19099 on: July 07, 2013, 04:01:20 PM »
Gotta watch out for them z bars. You'll black out on them every time
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« Reply #19100 on: July 07, 2013, 06:23:42 PM »
fuck Neil Gaiman is literally like 15 minutes away from me, don't have time to go
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« Reply #19101 on: July 08, 2013, 08:47:59 AM »
Gotta watch out for them z bars. You'll black out on them every time
for real real.  the only things that have ever made me black out.  But fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I love them.

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« Reply #19102 on: July 08, 2013, 09:55:35 AM »
Nothing good happens after blackingout but fuck the road there is sooooo awesome!
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« Reply #19103 on: July 08, 2013, 01:09:34 PM »
Found out today that my Applied Maths teacher died last Friday, I really suck at math and he was helping me out a lot now we got some asshole Cuban, bummer.
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« Reply #19104 on: July 08, 2013, 07:52:05 PM »
Found out today that my Applied Maths teacher died last Friday, I really suck at math and he was helping me out a lot now we got some asshole Cuban, bummer.

Seems like you're not all that broken up over it...?

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« Reply #19105 on: July 09, 2013, 01:32:48 AM »
Not really it was just another teacher.
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« Reply #19106 on: July 09, 2013, 11:05:08 AM »
There's a storm coming tomorrow! It was nice knowing you girls.
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« Reply #19107 on: July 09, 2013, 11:50:40 AM »
Fuckin Cubans.

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« Reply #19109 on: July 09, 2013, 01:36:18 PM »
:o

Time to get my Cronos and Solaris back for cheap!

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« Reply #19110 on: July 09, 2013, 04:37:46 PM »
Updated Chrome, and it fucking sucks. Stuttery scrolling and it's so slow (at rendering, I guess) that I get to see a checkered pattern when I scroll moderately fast.

Fix this shit, Andrex!

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« Reply #19111 on: July 09, 2013, 05:03:53 PM »
So the storm that's suposse to start tomorrow? Just fucking started while on my way to work!!!fuck this gay earth!
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« Reply #19112 on: July 09, 2013, 05:06:36 PM »
texting and driving while in the middle of a storm.  RIP Diunx.  :-\

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« Reply #19113 on: July 09, 2013, 05:11:05 PM »
I don't own a car...to no one's surprise :fbm I'm fucking drenched.
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« Reply #19114 on: July 09, 2013, 05:11:57 PM »
:-\

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« Reply #19115 on: July 09, 2013, 05:14:50 PM »
:fbm
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« Reply #19116 on: July 10, 2013, 10:02:08 AM »
Storm is gonna past near here in a few hours, if I die do you guys promise to play MGS4 in my honor?
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« Reply #19117 on: July 10, 2013, 11:56:17 AM »

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« Reply #19118 on: July 10, 2013, 11:57:26 AM »

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« Reply #19119 on: July 10, 2013, 12:06:23 PM »
:rofl
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« Reply #19120 on: July 10, 2013, 12:32:16 PM »
"I didn't cut you, I didn't cut you!"

Evidence suggests otherwise.
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« Reply #19121 on: July 12, 2013, 04:32:04 PM »
Course timetable for my masters program just went up.

I will be taking
1) Into to Distributed Programming
2) Into to Machine Learning
3) Computational Linguistics
4) Natural Language Computing

and maybe Foundations of Machine Vision. 

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« Reply #19122 on: July 12, 2013, 05:47:51 PM »
I have a question for ass lovers:

Sometimes there are those middle aged women that are pretty slim in figure but has a disproportionately large ass.  You know what I'm talking about.

Yay or nay on those asses?  Do you find them attractive?  Just curious.
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« Reply #19123 on: July 12, 2013, 06:50:22 PM »
I have a question for ass lovers:

Sometimes there are those middle aged women that are pretty slim in figure but has a disproportionately large ass.  You know what I'm talking about.

Yay or nay on those asses?  Do you find them attractive?  Just curious.

HELL YES it looks good i mean god damn
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« Reply #19124 on: July 12, 2013, 07:14:56 PM »
I have a question for ass lovers:

Sometimes there are those middle aged women that are pretty slim in figure but has a disproportionately large ass.  You know what I'm talking about.

Yay or nay on those asses?  Do you find them attractive?  Just curious.

That's a symptom of having a kid for sure. The hips widen out and more fat is now on the thighs/ass for support.

What I don't understand is how people can like butt implants.

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« Reply #19125 on: July 12, 2013, 08:44:45 PM »
I have a question for ass lovers:

Sometimes there are those middle aged women that are pretty slim in figure but has a disproportionately large ass.  You know what I'm talking about.

Yay or nay on those asses?  Do you find them attractive?  Just curious.

That's a symptom of having a kid for sure. The hips widen out and more fat is now on the thighs/ass for support.

What I don't understand is how people can like butt implants.

It seems like there'd be a high chance of rupture with those things.
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« Reply #19126 on: July 12, 2013, 08:46:14 PM »
I have a question for ass lovers:

Sometimes there are those middle aged women that are pretty slim in figure but has a disproportionately large ass.  You know what I'm talking about.

Yay or nay on those asses?  Do you find them attractive?  Just curious.

Hell yes. I love older women, and older women with an ass can't be beat.
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« Reply #19127 on: July 12, 2013, 08:54:37 PM »
Nothing more hilarious than walking in with the whole fam on your youngest brother banging out a chick
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« Reply #19128 on: July 12, 2013, 08:57:55 PM »
Was she hot, did you tag in?
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« Reply #19129 on: July 12, 2013, 09:22:25 PM »
Jealous that your brother got the bigger dick?
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« Reply #19130 on: July 12, 2013, 10:26:10 PM »
there was a doc at the hospital I used to work at with an as so fat you could literally seat a family of four on there. she would park in the patient drop-of area right in front of the doors while she did her rounds and no one would say shit because we couldn't pick our jaws off the floor.
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« Reply #19131 on: July 13, 2013, 01:01:12 AM »
I think my phone is breaking. It's starting to randomly turn the touchscreen on in my pocket and starting apps. In class I heard some Macklemore song start and thought it was just somebody's stupid ring tone before I realized it had launched Pandora so during the break I went out and stealth-bombed all the porn. And then when I was back in class I snorted laughing about this and had to pretend I had a dry throat.

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« Reply #19132 on: July 13, 2013, 11:57:34 PM »
Malek how did you ship you stuff when you went to Winnipeg?

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« Reply #19133 on: July 14, 2013, 06:44:35 AM »
Is there a way to self-diagnose whether you've broken or fractured a bone?  Took a fall in a 5k obstacle course today and landed bad on one leg then jogged/ran/walked 3 miles+ on it despite it being kind of painful.  Been getting more and more swollen since and can't really walk on it.

I've never broken or fractured anything before so not sure what it feels like.  I'd imagine if I did either of those I'd know it because I'd imagine it would be horrible constant pain.  So I'm thinking it's just sprained or something...probably, right?

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« Reply #19134 on: July 14, 2013, 06:55:33 AM »
You can break or fracture bones without being in horrible pain. It depends if the broken parts are pointing towards anything sensitive or not. If you're worried, book an appointment with a doctor.

Edit: I forgot that you're American. How much would a visit cost you?

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« Reply #19135 on: July 14, 2013, 08:39:00 AM »
Somehow got talked into working today. However I also talked my way into getting off this Friday in return so in the end it's worth it I guess.
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« Reply #19136 on: July 14, 2013, 10:11:20 AM »
I know a way to self diagnoses a broken leg but your going to need a shoe lace, a bag of ice, and a rectal thermometer. 

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« Reply #19137 on: July 14, 2013, 08:14:07 PM »
Have you ever....you know?

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« Reply #19138 on: July 14, 2013, 11:13:35 PM »
so today i literally spent 11 hours watching mad men on netflix. fml?

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« Reply #19139 on: July 15, 2013, 11:13:54 AM »
I enjoy watching Mad Men as a marathon way more than one episode a week. Some shows are just better that way. I actually had a Mad Men marathon on Saturday, I guess it was about 10-12 hours too with some cooking breaks and stuff.