I dunno if anyone is a really bad drunk here, but holy shit am I. It's the one thing I wish I'd been born differently as, I dunno if it's nature or nurture which determines how you are when you are blackout drunk, but ever since high school I'd hear stories of the most fucked up shit in the world I've said while drunk. At my college graduation when I was 21 my friend said he could blackmail me for life on what I said.
Just found out tonight that the last time this happened, many, many months ago I said some stuff so bad everyone involved hid it from me because they didn't want to hurt me, but it sort of acted as behind the scenes drama against me. Now that I found out, it actually explains a few things.
The worst part of being a bad talker blackout drunk is that you have no idea/memory of anything you said, so unless people tell you...you never know.
I wish I just was one of those drunks that passed out and slept. Instead I spout of nonsense that can be pretty bad if it's about the people around me.