Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 3706294 times)

Ghoul · « **Reply #33780 on:** October 25, 2019, 11:18:27 AM »

End users never fail to amaze me, glad I don't deal with them anymore, well only the ones the first and second line people fuck up and make my problem for no reason.

Stupidity has no bounds like anyone on a work machine, young people have no skills because tablets and phones, older people have no skills because they didn't give a fuck to begin with.

Although that said, thanks for the easy career, hardly any competition when you're decent and have people skills in this industry!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33781 on:** October 25, 2019, 12:00:50 PM »

Put avocado in my grilled cheese. Very good.

agrajag · « **Reply #33782 on:** October 26, 2019, 09:31:21 AM »

all packed up, and ready to embark on my journey to Virginia. Tomorrow morning I rake a three hour drive to Sanford FL, and from there it's a 14 hour train ride. I am very excite!

Leadbelly · « **Reply #33783 on:** October 27, 2019, 10:45:17 PM »

There's something satisfying about watching ingrown hair removal. I wonder what it is actually that makes it a problem for some men. I know it can be a problem for black men because of the hair type, but it seems to happen for other men too. It is something I have never had an issue with which makes me curious. I do get bumps from time to time which are hairs, but they always come through within a day or two. I've never had to tweezer a hair out though.

I mean this is insane. He must have years worth of hairs stored in there.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #33784 on:** October 28, 2019, 05:43:10 AM »

i fucking love that shit. popping too.

i had a few on my chest, but i always notice them before it gets too bad.

agrajag · « **Reply #33785 on:** October 28, 2019, 08:38:54 AM »

ya boy is officially a resident of Alexandria, Virginia now!

Rufus · « **Reply #33786 on:** October 28, 2019, 09:02:08 AM »

I have keratosis pilaris (chicken skin), so ingrown hairs are basically normal for me.
Occasionally one will give me trouble and get inflamed, but it's become rare with age. I could moisturize and exfoliate the affected areas (tricep, thighs), but most of them are just tiny red bumps or coils of hair, so I don't. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Rufus · « **Reply #33787 on:** October 28, 2019, 09:02:39 AM »

Quote from: agrajag on October 28, 2019, 08:38:54 AM

ya boy is officially a resident of Alexandria, Virginia now!

Liked, cause I assume it's much better than Florida.

agrajag · « **Reply #33788 on:** October 28, 2019, 09:07:51 AM »

Quote from: Rufus on October 28, 2019, 09:02:39 AM

Quote from: agrajag on October 28, 2019, 08:38:54 AM
ya boy is officially a resident of Alexandria, Virginia now!
Liked, cause I assume it's much better than Florida.

yes

samir · « **Reply #33789 on:** October 28, 2019, 09:37:17 AM »

Quote from: agrajag on October 28, 2019, 09:07:51 AM

Quote from: Rufus on October 28, 2019, 09:02:39 AM
Quote from: agrajag on October 28, 2019, 08:38:54 AM
ya boy is officially a resident of Alexandria, Virginia now!
Liked, cause I assume it's much better than Florida.

yes

I'm jelly, you're living that Gilmore Girls life

agrajag · « **Reply #33790 on:** October 28, 2019, 09:57:45 AM »

it's fucking beautiful here. I see foliage, fall! Fall for the first time in 20 years

team filler · « **Reply #33791 on:** October 30, 2019, 02:44:52 PM »

did you nut?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33792 on:** October 30, 2019, 02:58:21 PM »

You’ve heard of innie and outie bellybuttons, well now we’ve got...

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33793 on:** October 31, 2019, 04:35:50 PM »

In Bahrain for two hours and already getting propositioned by hookers

It must be cuz I look like a wealthy playboy, def. not for being a confused, easily exploitatable and tired foreigner

$:-\$

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33794 on:** October 31, 2019, 04:37:00 PM »

How do they know me this well??

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33795 on:** October 31, 2019, 04:44:44 PM »

Wow they really don’t like porn here $:-\$ :'(

team filler · « **Reply #33796 on:** October 31, 2019, 04:48:42 PM »

hookers

Rufus · « **Reply #33797 on:** October 31, 2019, 04:49:27 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on October 31, 2019, 04:44:44 PM

Wow they really don’t like porn here $:-\$ :'(

[insert NordVPN sponsor message here]

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33798 on:** November 01, 2019, 02:17:53 AM »

I actually just got that lol; porn aside the connection to vital shopping portals is janky af.

BIONIC · « **Reply #33799 on:** November 01, 2019, 06:18:55 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on October 31, 2019, 04:44:44 PM

Wow they really don’t like porn here $:-\$ :'(

They want you to experience the “real” thing instead

Watching porn is basically piracy over there

Momo · « **Reply #33800 on:** November 01, 2019, 02:17:26 PM »

Holy fuck man the bugs in Thailand was next level lmao. Also saw a girl use a blow dart with her vagina

bork · « **Reply #33801 on:** November 01, 2019, 02:18:25 PM »

Me: Thank you for calling--

Heavy B: I'M TRYING TO LOG ONTO MY- ***HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING***

***20 seconds later***

Heavy B: --[Application Name].

Heavy B: UH, IT'S ASKING FOR MYYYY.............UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH GOD WHERE DID IT GO!?!? UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Heavy B: OH! IT'S MY OLD PASSWORD! I'M IN THANKS MUCH!

*Hangs up*

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33802 on:** November 01, 2019, 02:24:17 PM »

Heavy breathing then hangin up. I can relate to this person.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33803 on:** November 01, 2019, 03:08:04 PM »

Quote from: bork on November 01, 2019, 02:18:25 PM

Me: Thank you for calling--

Heavy B: I'M TRYING TO LOG ONTO MY- ***HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATHING***

***20 seconds later***

Heavy B: --[Application Name].

Heavy B: UH, IT'S ASKING FOR MYYYY.............UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH GOD WHERE DID IT GO!?!? UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Heavy B: OH! IT'S MY OLD PASSWORD! I'M IN THANKS MUCH!

*Hangs up*

Transhuman · « **Reply #33804 on:** November 01, 2019, 03:17:42 PM »

Do be fair do you have any idea how hard it is to breathe lightly

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33805 on:** November 01, 2019, 05:27:42 PM »

Especially when you know that Bork is on the other end; two hearts connected by electric wire crossing the world.

bork · « **Reply #33806 on:** November 01, 2019, 09:46:55 PM »

He ended up calling back for help with said application. No HEAVY BREATHING this time, but lots of clueless "UHHHHH....??" happened. His voice sounds like Bigfoot from the Howard Stern Show.

bork · « **Reply #33807 on:** November 01, 2019, 10:00:04 PM »

Was a pretty stressful last week or so at work, TBH- A combination of updates fucking up stuff and some software being replaced with new application was just a nightmare for us. Nonstop calls and emails all day long, from legit concerns to "I DON'T LIKE THIS BECAUSE THE ICON COLOR CHANGED!" and "IT SAYS 'SEARCH' INSTEAD OF 'FIND'? THAT MAKES ME SO MAD!!!!!"

The last call I got today was the icing on the shit sundae- a lady near-screaming about one of the new applications (replacing one that has been around for years) along with a lawyer on the line- the latter was calm and had questions that needed to be addressed, but the former was just like "I AM PISSED ABOUT THIS BECAUSE NOBODY TOLD US SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN NOW" etc etc. I kept my calm and while she was ranting, then checked and confirmed that her entire office received an email about this change, with extensive notes, documentation, etc. that both of them did not read. This threw her off for a minute or so, but then the ranting started up again.

She then drops the bomb and asks me what this program is and what it would be used for.

So I sent her complaint on to management and made sure to note everything she said, including that last statement.

Last reaction I saw from my boss about it was "OH JESUS"

Bebpo · « **Reply #33808 on:** November 01, 2019, 10:48:06 PM »

Had a totally insane last 3 weeks since recovering from some bad health stuff. Work's crazy, running my halloween meetup's been nuts, building new PC, dates, movies, etc...I've been getting like one good night of sleep a week maybe.

But today finished! Last night finished the Halloween stuff, but had to get up early and get a ton of work stuff done that scheduled, but now I have an entire weekend with no plans, next week is pretty light and no plans next weekend either (and then leaving to Japan for 10 days after that). So stoked to sleep this weekend and exercise and eat non-junk food and get some reading and gaming and stuff in at a relaxing pace.

recovery time

chronovore · « **Reply #33809 on:** November 02, 2019, 11:25:44 PM »

Quote from: EchoRin on October 22, 2019, 07:13:08 PM

I'm drunk. And I drank way less than my friends. I blame US beer prices for keeping my tolerance really low. Now I look like a fool back in the native land

What's your native land?

chronovore · « **Reply #33810 on:** November 02, 2019, 11:26:43 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on October 30, 2019, 02:58:21 PM

You’ve heard of innie and outie bellybuttons, well now we’ve got...

I dated a woman with inverted nipples for many years. I mentioned it in front of her to a friend, and sure I was young and dumb, but I had rarely her get so angry.

Momo · « **Reply #33811 on:** November 05, 2019, 02:45:32 AM »

I cut off all my hair today skinhead style, this use to be my goto when I was competing in sports. early midlife crisis? lmao

Raist · « **Reply #33812 on:** November 05, 2019, 12:06:23 PM »

My go-to answer to "hey sorry to bother you, can I ask you a question?" is "you just did".

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #33813 on:** November 05, 2019, 12:30:47 PM »

Quote from: Raist on November 05, 2019, 12:06:23 PM

My go-to answer to "hey sorry to bother you, can I ask you a question?" is "you just did".

And then you strap up your new balance kicks and mow the lawn?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #33814 on:** November 05, 2019, 01:04:48 PM »

Quote from: Raist on November 05, 2019, 12:06:23 PM

My go-to answer to "hey sorry to bother you, can I ask you a question?" is "you just did".

ok boomer

Raist · « **Reply #33815 on:** November 05, 2019, 06:49:28 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on November 05, 2019, 01:04:48 PM

Quote from: Raist on November 05, 2019, 12:06:23 PM
My go-to answer to "hey sorry to bother you, can I ask you a question?" is "you just did".

ok boomer

Oh look it's Mr "am I going to die while riding public transports" Dogemod

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #33816 on:** November 05, 2019, 06:58:47 PM »

How should one feel, when their cat kills? Had to clean up a dead squirrel yesterday

Raist · « **Reply #33817 on:** November 05, 2019, 07:56:15 PM »

Rufus post if ur ok

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33818 on:** November 05, 2019, 08:22:43 PM »

They should feel like they should have gone with dogsdogsdogs instead.

Rufus · « **Reply #33819 on:** November 05, 2019, 08:28:56 PM »

I'm pretty fuckin far from OK.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I was gonna switch to another animal eating pizza, but then this came along and it was so perfect, but now I'm the Bore ambassador for tree rats.

[close]

Ghoul · « **Reply #33820 on:** November 06, 2019, 08:39:19 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 05, 2019, 06:58:47 PM

How should one feel, when their cat kills? Had to clean up a dead squirrel yesterday

Be thankful your cat didn't kill a human I guess, my cats hunt almost too well.

agrajag · « **Reply #33821 on:** November 06, 2019, 08:44:34 AM »

my old boss regaled me with a story once of how when he was a kid and lived on a farm, he had a pet duckling or some shit, and the neighborhood cat killed him and he shot the cat. That was a homernope.gif moment for me.

Momo · « **Reply #33822 on:** November 06, 2019, 11:07:24 AM »

Best part of living on a farm is sucking milk right out of a cow's tits

agrajag · « **Reply #33823 on:** November 06, 2019, 11:13:22 AM »

never done that (cow udders always grossed me out) but fresh raw milk when it's still warm and frothy is

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #33824 on:** November 06, 2019, 01:11:10 PM »

SmokyDave · « **Reply #33825 on:** November 08, 2019, 08:54:44 AM »

I once got a gobfull of human milk straight from the tit and it was foul. Now I tread carefully around bulbous nipples.

agrajag · « **Reply #33826 on:** November 08, 2019, 09:02:03 AM »

Quote from: SmokyDave on November 08, 2019, 08:54:44 AM

I once got a gobfull of human milk straight from the tit and it was foul. Now I tread carefully around bulbous nipples.

almost every chick that has large knockers will produce a little bit of milk when you suck on their nips, tastes slightly sweet. Not sure I'd want to drink a full cup of that stuff.

Ghoul · « **Reply #33827 on:** November 08, 2019, 09:16:51 AM »

New starter today at work is the literal family guy clip

I'm trying so hard not to laugh.

skullstorm · « **Reply #33828 on:** November 08, 2019, 10:37:26 AM »

EightBitNate · « **Reply #33829 on:** November 08, 2019, 06:19:08 PM »

Panera asking me if I want to tip the cashier after paying $20 for a microwaved sandwich and soup got me fucked up

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33830 on:** November 09, 2019, 02:33:29 AM »

Poisoned in the Middle East 💩 🤕

send help 😭

Raist · « **Reply #33831 on:** November 09, 2019, 02:36:07 AM »

Wrath is on his way for a full examination

Momo · « **Reply #33832 on:** November 09, 2019, 05:11:37 AM »

I'm 100% doing Japan on my next vacation, jesus christ the shopping list I have

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33833 on:** November 10, 2019, 03:05:24 PM »

These whores won’t leave me to my shisha in peace 😡

Thankfully I can barely understand them

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #33834 on:** November 10, 2019, 03:09:36 PM »

I, too, am resisting temptation. There’s a tomboy Winnie Cooper type up here who I share obvious chemistry with that just walked into my Sunday alcohol therapy session. This is my little oasis right now so I don’t want to mess with that lil microcosm

team filler · « **Reply #33835 on:** November 10, 2019, 03:15:00 PM »

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #33836 on:** November 10, 2019, 03:17:08 PM »

You’re exactly right, I should burn this microcosm to the ground with sexual glory and then move very far away, this is why I need filler in my life thanks friend

team filler · « **Reply #33837 on:** November 10, 2019, 03:20:53 PM »

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #33838 on:** November 10, 2019, 04:12:10 PM »

Huh went to the bathroom and came back, Winnie was gone, but a new challenger sat where I was and I grabbed my drink from there said “no worries you can have the seat, I just want the drink” she verl

Okay I put my phone away awhile ago but this girl has made two SUPER obvious statements very directed at me that she and this gentleman are divorced AND THATS IT towards me. The universe provides interesting opportunity, no atra

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #33839 on:** November 10, 2019, 05:35:30 PM »

E: I just posted cringe bro

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