Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6063297 times)

Robo · « **Reply #15840 on:** March 02, 2012, 05:18:53 PM »

That's PD in the flesh; he plays short-range football exclusively. They call him the Re-re receiver.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #15841 on:** March 02, 2012, 05:26:59 PM »

Here's a rap poem:

distinguished black fellows be hiding, throughout they transsexuality,
Just look at what fake chicken heads basting in reality,
Jesus didn't hide his jewsuality,
Because he's the the son of god.

Words are just spits in the wind of ility,
Spielbergs a ghost, bj the shark teeth of the void,
Because he is a construct of the USA.

Blacks and gays are fixating on ass
There's no amendment
But yo, they always pass, because there's no anal sex in amendment, but there is a men. Amen.

Which proves my point.

Robo · « **Reply #15842 on:** March 02, 2012, 05:30:54 PM »

Do you love this shit? Are you high right now?

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #15843 on:** March 02, 2012, 05:41:56 PM »

No, but I quite liked the amen bit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15844 on:** March 02, 2012, 06:10:56 PM »

Blacks and gays are definitely fixated on ass.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #15845 on:** March 02, 2012, 07:08:22 PM »

Real talk. we should unite our disparate communities over it

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15846 on:** March 02, 2012, 07:15:02 PM »

Let's just make a general purpose ass thread. Men, women, cats; anything goes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15847 on:** March 02, 2012, 07:18:37 PM »

or we can just make a Vo D'Balm appreciation thread

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #15848 on:** March 02, 2012, 07:38:05 PM »

I'm so fucking tired of "the only natural inclination is to breed" when it's not fucking true and there are relationships among animals that have nothing to do with breeding. People really need to cut the shit and actually learn some biology rather than propagate their limited knowledge.

Broseidon · « **Reply #15849 on:** March 02, 2012, 07:47:30 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35666868&postcount=1337

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15850 on:** March 02, 2012, 07:49:17 PM »

I laffed.

FatalT · « **Reply #15851 on:** March 02, 2012, 10:49:35 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 02, 2012, 07:38:05 PM

I'm so fucking tired of "the only natural inclination is to breed" when it's not fucking true and there are relationships among animals that have nothing to do with breeding. People really need to cut the shit and actually learn some biology rather than propagate their limited knowledge.

Devo you have 326 posts on this forum. I'm fairly confident that 320 of those posts are all in this thread.

Boogie · « **Reply #15852 on:** March 02, 2012, 11:17:30 PM »

Quote from: FatalT on March 02, 2012, 10:49:35 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 02, 2012, 07:38:05 PM
I'm so fucking tired of "the only natural inclination is to breed" when it's not fucking true and there are relationships among animals that have nothing to do with breeding. People really need to cut the shit and actually learn some biology rather than propagate their limited knowledge.

Devo you have 326 posts on this forum. I'm fairly confident that 320 of those posts are all in this thread.

I'm actually quite content to contain Devo's presence on the Bore to this thread.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15853 on:** March 02, 2012, 11:44:36 PM »

The mental gymnastics in this thread are pathetic
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=465246

It's a racist joke, end of story.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15854 on:** March 02, 2012, 11:56:51 PM »

Its as if ignorance regarding the history of various slurs makes the joke ok due to their ignorance. Completely discounting the actual intent. I'll admit though that I didn't get the bestiality bit at first (probably because I'm a dense) but took it more as a "your moms a slut" joke (which it partially is). Now being educated on the matter I can see why its even worse instead of rejecting its secondary meaning and just sticking to what I originally felt was the correct interpretation.

Tasty · « **Reply #15855 on:** March 03, 2012, 12:16:14 AM »

I don't get the joke. $:-\$

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #15856 on:** March 03, 2012, 12:24:17 AM »

Quote

The dog comment just irritates me because in my mind it compares bestiality to interracial sex. Maybe that's not what he or she intended, but that's immediately what it sounded like to me.

Come on.

Tasty · « **Reply #15857 on:** March 03, 2012, 01:11:54 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=465243

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #15858 on:** March 03, 2012, 01:15:37 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on March 02, 2012, 11:17:30 PM

Quote from: FatalT on March 02, 2012, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on March 02, 2012, 07:38:05 PM
I'm so fucking tired of "the only natural inclination is to breed" when it's not fucking true and there are relationships among animals that have nothing to do with breeding. People really need to cut the shit and actually learn some biology rather than propagate their limited knowledge.

Devo you have 326 posts on this forum. I'm fairly confident that 320 of those posts are all in this thread.

I'm actually quite content to contain Devo's presence on the Bore to this thread.

haters gonna hate gif

And yeah PD, I just can't ugh.

Momo · « **Reply #15859 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:12:01 AM »

I dont get the racist part there, all I get from that is that his mother had sex with a dog. (not american, dont bite)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15860 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:17:36 AM »

Quote from: Momo on March 03, 2012, 02:12:01 AM

I dont get the racist part there, all I get from that is that his mother had sex with a dog. (not american, dont bite)

Fair enough, I think many people would take it that way. But it's a rather old "joke" that insinuates a white woman who sleeps with a black man=sleeping with an animal. Likening interracial relations to bestiality

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #15861 on:** March 03, 2012, 03:04:26 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 03, 2012, 02:17:36 AM

Quote from: Momo on March 03, 2012, 02:12:01 AM
I dont get the racist part there, all I get from that is that his mother had sex with a dog. (not american, dont bite)

Fair enough, I think many people would take it that way. But it's a rather old "joke" that insinuates a white woman who sleeps with a black man=sleeping with an animal. Likening interracial relations to bestiality

Nah dude it's not racist because I don't see references to distinguished black fellows or watermelon.

Holy shit that word filter, awesome.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15862 on:** March 03, 2012, 03:05:24 AM »

I think part of the reason people don't make that connection is because that sort of racism is just vicious and you don't openly see that anymore. After reading about the bestial aspect I was taken back at how awful it is. 'Dat naivety.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #15863 on:** March 03, 2012, 03:07:21 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 03, 2012, 03:05:24 AM

I think part of the reason people don't make that connection is because that sort of racism is just vicious and you don't openly see that anymore. After reading about the bestial aspect I was taken back at how awful it is.

Which is like fair enough but when people actually say it isn't racist rather than "I don't see it please explain", well fuck them.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15864 on:** March 03, 2012, 03:16:36 AM »

now the thread is all Hermain Cain talk lol

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #15865 on:** March 03, 2012, 03:19:16 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 03, 2012, 03:16:36 AM

now the thread is all Hermain Cain talk lol

Best derail ever?

Momo · « **Reply #15866 on:** March 03, 2012, 03:20:36 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 03, 2012, 02:17:36 AM

Quote from: Momo on March 03, 2012, 02:12:01 AM
I dont get the racist part there, all I get from that is that his mother had sex with a dog. (not american, dont bite)

Fair enough, I think many people would take it that way. But it's a rather old "joke" that insinuates a white woman who sleeps with a black man=sleeping with an animal. Likening interracial relations to bestiality

Ah, thanks for explaining. Racism is very differently and more directly expressed where I am from

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15867 on:** March 03, 2012, 03:31:59 AM »

Where you from?

Momo · « **Reply #15868 on:** March 03, 2012, 03:33:45 AM »

3rd most racist state (historically) in the world.

parallax · « **Reply #15869 on:** March 03, 2012, 03:58:05 AM »

opiate seems pretty vain for someone so removed from certain human traits.

T234 · « **Reply #15870 on:** March 03, 2012, 04:15:41 AM »

Quote from: Momo on March 03, 2012, 03:33:45 AM

3rd most racist state (historically) in the world.

My state's number 2 on that list. Number 1 is Mississippi, no question.

Sman · « **Reply #15871 on:** March 03, 2012, 04:44:02 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on March 03, 2012, 04:40:13 AM

Koshiba alt?

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35677674&postcount=86

Cuter.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #15872 on:** March 03, 2012, 04:44:46 AM »

Even if she had a point, myspace angle.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15873 on:** March 03, 2012, 04:46:50 AM »

Boobs are smaller. And real

T234 · « **Reply #15874 on:** March 03, 2012, 04:47:37 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on March 03, 2012, 04:37:42 AM

Thor, you smoke like 10 blunts a day and drop MDMA all the time, right?

If you had taken that bodyguard job, would you have had to give that stuff up?

Considering as how the guy I woulda been working for was a real big time hard-powder dealer, no.

And I cut back to about 5 blunts a day.

Sman · « **Reply #15875 on:** March 03, 2012, 04:50:06 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 03, 2012, 04:46:50 AM

Boobs are smaller. And real

No apparent self-esteem issues.

The anti-Koshiba.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #15876 on:** March 03, 2012, 04:57:14 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 03, 2012, 03:05:24 AM

I think part of the reason people don't make that connection is because that sort of racism is just vicious and you don't openly see that anymore. After reading about the bestial aspect I was taken back at how awful it is. 'Dat naivety.

I got into an argument with a black gym buddy. He called me stupid. I went into a testosterone fueled rage and said don't call me dumb, I've got two degress from prestigious Us while you're a dumbass nig taking 2 units at a community college. Everyone was like Woah and getting on me for using the N word. Luckily no other black dude was around. There were a couple of big black dudes working out at the time. I probably would have gotten my ass beaten badly in the parking lot if they had heard me.

After that he refused to talk to me but in the next game I flagrant fouled him like 10 times until he almost punched me.

It was all cool though after the roid rage passed and I bought the kid McDonalds for lunch. I felt kinda bad but the other guys laughed that he really must be dumb if a $5 McMeal is enough for an apology.

Momo · « **Reply #15877 on:** March 03, 2012, 08:38:19 AM »

^what is this i dont even

Broseidon · « **Reply #15878 on:** March 03, 2012, 09:22:58 AM »

Momo is Sooth Efriken? wtf

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #15879 on:** March 03, 2012, 12:28:59 PM »

Damn Groove, you're the type that flies off the handle and flaunt degrees the minute someone as much as call you "dumb"?

Can you get any pastier? Damn bro, you're even worse than Cheebs.

Edit: Or was it PD who flaunted Cheebs' degrees that one time? lol.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #15880 on:** March 03, 2012, 12:38:47 PM »

Well, actually, there had been quite a bit of trash talking for almost a week before it reached that boiilng point. The stuff about him taking 2 units at a community college just flew out of my mouth because we've been laughing at him for awhile about that. Supposedly he was a pretty good student but he just can't afford 4 yr U at this time. That kid often bs though so I don't know. He also told me he can eat 10 large Pizza Hut pizzas in a row which is one of the most ridiculous lies I've ever heard.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #15881 on:** March 03, 2012, 12:58:16 PM »

I can state, with firm certitude that Pizza Hut pizzas are fucking disgusting.

Momo · « **Reply #15882 on:** March 03, 2012, 01:07:25 PM »

Pizza Hut still beats Taco Hell though

Broseidon · « **Reply #15883 on:** March 03, 2012, 01:18:45 PM »

Instigator's gone.

Thank fuck.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #15884 on:** March 03, 2012, 01:19:01 PM »

Quote from: Martin Raperman on March 03, 2012, 12:58:16 PM

I can state, with firm certitude that Pizza Hut pizzas are fucking disgusting.

Wrong.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15885 on:** March 03, 2012, 01:36:28 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on March 03, 2012, 12:28:59 PM

Damn Groove, you're the type that flies off the handle and flaunt degrees the minute someone as much as call you "dumb"?

Can you get any pastier? Damn bro, you're even worse than Cheebs.

Edit: Or was it PD who flaunted Cheebs' degrees that one time? lol.

I did that to piss off fresh prince. He took it seriously tho

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #15886 on:** March 03, 2012, 01:46:00 PM »

Yeah, I got my wires crossed. Still a hilarious episode though.

Sman · « **Reply #15887 on:** March 03, 2012, 01:55:13 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on March 03, 2012, 01:18:45 PM

Instigator's gone.

Thank fuck.

Edit: Nevermind, found the thread. Wow lots of people got the axe. Political correctness wins the day yet again at GAF.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15888 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:07:37 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on March 03, 2012, 01:18:45 PM

Instigator's gone.

Thank fuck.

No fucking way wuuuut

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #15889 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:10:29 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 03, 2012, 01:19:01 PM

Quote from: Martin Raperman on March 03, 2012, 12:58:16 PM
I can state, with firm certitude that Pizza Hut pizzas are fucking disgusting.

Wrong.

Ŷou might have a sweet business dog avatar, but no you are.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15890 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:15:50 PM »

Real people eat Pizza Hut in 2012? I thought it was exclusively for coupon saving families of four who glumly eat inside said Hut while watching whatever VHS tape is on the television

etiolate · « **Reply #15891 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:18:10 PM »

Why does that read like a personal memory?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #15892 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:18:46 PM »

The local Pizza Hut just had a major makeover of the parking lot, building exterior, and interior. Now it's all nice and new.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #15893 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:18:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 03, 2012, 02:15:50 PM

Real people eat Pizza Hut in 2012? I thought it was exclusively for coupon saving families of four who glumly eat inside said Hut while watching whatever VHS tape is on the television

Spoken like a free market negro.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15894 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:25:16 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on March 03, 2012, 02:18:10 PM

Why does that read like a personal memory?

My dads residency years was definitely the Pizza Hut era of my childhood

Oblivion · « **Reply #15895 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:27:20 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on March 03, 2012, 04:53:46 AM

She immediately got like 6 or 7 people replying to her.

Fucking GAF

In fairness, she IS pretty cute.

Dem glasses.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #15896 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:34:31 PM »

What's her pt? Getting older didn't seem to do much for her. I still wouldn't look twice at her.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15897 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:39:25 PM »

I'd smash and ask that she keep the glasses on.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #15898 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:50:48 PM »

For someone with such low standards, it sure took a long time for you to lose your cherry.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15899 on:** March 03, 2012, 02:57:29 PM »

I'm a sucker for long black hair

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