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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10200 on: February 16, 2022, 09:21:17 AM »
What if they invite Russia to join NATO?
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« Reply #10201 on: February 16, 2022, 10:19:08 AM »
What if they invite Russia to join NATO?
This is basically what Putin and Merkel wanted, a free trade zone from Vladivostok to Lisbon and some sort of alliance between NATO and Russia to fight common enemies.

But there's 3 main problems.
- Putin wants it to happen on 'equal' terms for 'his side', which means all of the eastern block at once on Russia's terms or no one at all (the EU prefers to do it step by step)
- The US doesn't like the idea as it would undermine their favorite weapon of choice: sanctions. And the EU wouldn't demand regime change (remember that Yanukovich started the process for Ukraine).
- For Europe NATO is supposed to be the military alliance and the EU is the political body. But NATO has become more political in its decision making and the EU wants to have an army of its own

The US wants NATO to be more of a political tool rather than just a deterrent and they want a bigger commitment from its members to act in unity as long as the US is carrying most of the costs.
A crisis like this used to be a boon for NATO but now only increases support for an EU army instead. One that doesn't necessarily answer to NATO and by extension the US.

And finally the biggest irony is of course that even though the Americans complain that Europe doesn't want to pay for its own security, countries like France and Germany don't necessarily think the type of 'security' the Americans offer against Russia is necessary.
As they've long stopped believing that Russia would attempt a land invasion past Kiev and all NATO needs to do is secure the border with Poland and the Baltics. They think it's more important that NATO can respond to an international crisis with a mobile and aircraft carrier force than defend national borders they prefer to remove entirely.
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« Reply #10202 on: February 16, 2022, 10:23:36 AM »
I cant help put think that :putin has played the west like a damn fiddle :doge
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« Reply #10203 on: February 16, 2022, 12:33:01 PM »
I cant help put think that :putin has played the west like a damn fiddle :doge
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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10205 on: February 16, 2022, 05:16:05 PM »
Attention Russia watchers, February 20th is the new date to watch for reasons.

https://twitter.com/alexbward/status/1494058265642254344
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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10206 on: February 16, 2022, 05:46:26 PM »
Nintendo blackboard meme but with russian invasion dates
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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10208 on: February 16, 2022, 05:58:51 PM »
As someone who earnestly and sincerly argues for an Anschluss annexation of Canada. What would you do about the French-Canadian problem, benji?


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« Reply #10209 on: February 16, 2022, 06:27:17 PM »
As someone who earnestly and sincerly argues for an Anschluss annexation of Canada. What would you do about the French-Canadian problem, benji?
I'm an optimist, I believe that eventually, even if it takes millennia, they can be domesticated.

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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10210 on: February 16, 2022, 06:46:40 PM »
The Russians built a new bridge to quickly enter and cross the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone
https://twitter.com/ameliairheart/status/1493744616448970755

:idont

Also what's with Chernobyl being close to Kiev, another Mandela effect?
I remember that it was in the east. In fact, I distinctly remember people being worried about the Sarcophagus being damaged when the Donbass fighting began.
Bridgegate continues
https://twitter.com/FridaGhitis/status/1494085721455534083

Or does it?
https://twitter.com/tom_bullock_/status/1494066337961975808
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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10211 on: February 16, 2022, 06:50:41 PM »
It takes us 5+ years to build a bridge and these Russians can build one and take it down for PRACTICE in a few days?

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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10212 on: February 16, 2022, 07:25:45 PM »
Just hire the Russians and our infrastructure crisis would be over within a month.

Thanks Merkel

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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10213 on: February 16, 2022, 08:03:36 PM »
You guys are all excited about these Russian bridges but you aren't even stopping to ask if they even tried driving anything over them.

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« Reply #10214 on: February 16, 2022, 08:07:02 PM »
You guys are all excited about these Russian bridges but you aren't even stopping to ask if they even tried driving anything over them.

I only served for a year, but in my experience someone definitely drove a tank over it just because someone dared them to for booze or cigarettes,

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« Reply #10215 on: February 16, 2022, 08:11:36 PM »
Mr. big government spending Benjamin Pwns in the pockets of Big Bridge wants to hand out billions for lazy contractors to build bridges that take years to build, when the Russians showed us that they could build the equivalent of the Golden Gate Bridge withhin a week. smh

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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10216 on: February 16, 2022, 08:16:30 PM »
Bridges promote cultural appropriation, people should stay on their own side of the water.

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« Reply #10221 on: February 17, 2022, 04:14:29 PM »
Canada is a failed state country

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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10222 on: February 17, 2022, 04:19:54 PM »
The second Russia attacks Ukraine, the US should invade Canada while no one is paying attention

Lets grab the oil!
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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10223 on: February 17, 2022, 04:23:47 PM »
You mean right now?
https://twitter.com/Karmabash/status/1494412961217134596

https://twitter.com/Karmabash/status/1494418395332333569

Clashes between the seperatists and the army of Ukraine have started in several places along the contact line.
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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10224 on: February 17, 2022, 05:56:53 PM »
https://twitter.com/RebelNewsOnline/status/1494115333136867329

aaaaand apparently this has caused a run on all Canadian banks as everyone suddenly realizes Trudeau's emergency powers allow him to freeze anyone's bank account for any reason
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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10225 on: February 17, 2022, 06:16:09 PM »
https://twitter.com/TrueNorthCentre/status/1494358600080404481

That's why I never donate to such things and it reminds me I still need to stop my Unicef donation.
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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10226 on: February 17, 2022, 06:24:50 PM »
Just don't donate to terrorists/gamergaters/racists/accomplices/etc. Not hard.

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« Reply #10227 on: February 17, 2022, 06:30:50 PM »
Just don't donate to terrorists/gamergaters/racists/accomplices/etc. Not hard.

I think it's only fair for the state to decide that, they have far more information on what is a bad cause. More than your average citizen. I think they should donate the seized money to the ruling party.

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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10228 on: February 17, 2022, 06:34:41 PM »
It only seems appropriate that those who work so hard to protect us should get a cut of the illegal funds they seize from criminals. Just common sense really, I don't know why people would be worried. It gives them an incentive to bust more criminals making us unsafe.

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« Reply #10229 on: February 17, 2022, 06:35:54 PM »
Just don't donate to terrorists/gamergaters/racists/accomplices/etc. Not hard.
I've bought games on Steam, Cyberpunk 2077 and probably some games published by THQ Nordic too late for that :trumps
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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10230 on: February 17, 2022, 06:40:13 PM »
The only place worth donating to is OnlyFans
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« Reply #10231 on: February 17, 2022, 06:41:31 PM »
The only place worth donating to is OnlyFans

Donate to the James Fund, huh? :thinking

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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10234 on: February 18, 2022, 01:42:15 AM »
Truckers want to take over government but still only want to be paid/spend in central bank fiat  :doge :doge :doge

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« Reply #10235 on: February 18, 2022, 09:52:57 AM »
The seperatists are evacuating to Russia   :doge

https://twitter.com/ChristopherJM/status/1494666301448597508
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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10237 on: February 18, 2022, 01:39:16 PM »
Putin created the biggest traffic jam in Ukraine since Fall Blau

https://twitter.com/sputnik_fr/status/1494738608431022082

Tommorow they're doing Nuclear drills.

The evacuation announcements were recorded 2 days ago:


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« Reply #10238 on: February 18, 2022, 03:47:51 PM »
Ok now they're just taking the piss  :lol

https://twitter.com/CanadaFP/status/1494323983101018119

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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10239 on: February 18, 2022, 04:43:59 PM »
welp

https://twitter.com/ELINTNews/status/1494784247248433160


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https://twitter.com/UkrWarReport/status/1494791327724281873
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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10240 on: February 19, 2022, 03:38:13 AM »
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1494933411064344576

- First UA government soldier KIA
- Russian media claims a shell from the UA army has exploded in Rostov (Russia)
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« Reply #10241 on: February 19, 2022, 02:38:42 PM »
https://twitter.com/_HadleyGamble/status/1495100456879771655

Either this guy had to take a shit or Putin is controlling him with an anal probe :doge
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« Reply #10242 on: February 19, 2022, 06:31:05 PM »
Heavy shelling across the Donbass, Russian columns driving through towns only 3 - 6 miles from the border.

https://twitter.com/YWNReporter/status/1495172211002466311

https://twitter.com/Qr3141/status/1495177510060888064

Let's pray for a miracle :fbm

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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10243 on: February 20, 2022, 07:09:06 AM »
Despite promises to France that they would leave, Russian troops will remain in Belarus indefinitely

https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1495342378999332866
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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10246 on: February 20, 2022, 03:40:20 PM »
It's surreal to see the Russians staging all these Call of Duty LARPS for domestic consumption when we know it's all fake.  :doge

https://twitter.com/michaelh992/status/1495301257212354562

They usually attempt at least some sort of 'plausible' narrative to muddy the waters but this time they don't give a fuck that none of their claims make any sense.
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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10248 on: February 20, 2022, 06:43:27 PM »
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1495537893435191301

Macron busy with diplomacy today. Calls to Biden, Zelensky and a 90 minute and 60 minute call to Putin.

Maybe he has taken over phone duty from Merkel?
Merkel called Putin almost weekly hoping that he wouldn't hear only his own opinion or the advice of his associates but also a different perspective.

It's hard to imagine that the Russians would cancel the whole thing after staging all these attacks and incidents and according to the US the order has already gone out (which is why all these events have happened).
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« Reply #10249 on: February 21, 2022, 12:44:37 PM »
This is absolutely insane

https://twitter.com/shaunwalker7/status/1495764374409166849

https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1495794783771574275

The interior minister told Putin to declare all of Donetsk independent (which is the dark grey area).
The red line is the current front line.


Putin has informed Macron and Scholz of his decision. Will adress the nation soon.

https://twitter.com/ragipsoylu/status/1495820836858740741
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« Reply #10250 on: February 21, 2022, 01:59:51 PM »
 :drudge :drudge :drudge :drudge :drudge :drudge

Get in your bunkers everyone
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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10251 on: February 21, 2022, 02:01:41 PM »
https://twitter.com/markmackinnon/status/1495832401305612297


Russia about to start a war on 8 fronts

Alaska, get ready to be invaded
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« Reply #10252 on: February 21, 2022, 02:15:19 PM »
He's been reciting the history for 60 minutes.
But the main issue seems to be that Ukraine could procure nukes again and use them on Russia.

Our leaders think in terms of months and years. Putin thinks in centuries.
And they all thought his grievances were for domestic consumption and he wasn't really serious.
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« Reply #10253 on: February 21, 2022, 02:27:18 PM »
Putin says Ukraine is a platform for NATO to attack Russia and that cannot stand man.
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« Reply #10254 on: February 21, 2022, 02:35:17 PM »
Its time to return to return Alaska to Russia, Texas to Mexico, and NYC to the Trump family.

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« Reply #10255 on: February 21, 2022, 02:37:19 PM »
putin recognizes the republics and tells Kiev to cease hostilities immediately or the blood bath will be their own doing

Now Kiev has three options:
- Leave their fortified frontline positions in the Donbass and give up two provinces to Russia hoping that ends it.
- Wait and see if Russia will indeed claim the entire provinces (and not just those held by the rebels).
- Move against the Russians and rebels to win their territory back

Syria is apparently on board with the Neo-Axis
https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1495848017039085569
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« Reply #10256 on: February 21, 2022, 03:04:44 PM »
"Hey remember when the entire province was evacuated?"

"Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of fireworks and genocide"

https://twitter.com/myrevolutionrus/status/1495849973346361345

https://twitter.com/myrevolutionrus/status/1495847984675885058
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Re: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster
« Reply #10257 on: February 21, 2022, 03:25:00 PM »
So, basically, instead of quietly resurrecting the Russian Empire with a nod and a wink, Putin is openly declaring himself Emperor?
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« Reply #10258 on: February 21, 2022, 03:38:48 PM »
Biden's response is to sanction the DNR and the LNR as if any US businesses were dealing them  :iface

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White House: Biden will issue an executive order banning investment or trade in the separatist regions of Ukraine.

Hunter's laptop must be quite something
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