VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=239716937&postcount=81

[VomKriege]

Edit : wrong thread

[WanderingWind]

Tay selling 10 millie, Kanye's stumping for Trump and doing his worst Sisqo impression. Ye was supposed to learn how to battle from Jay, not Nas.

[seagrams hotsauce]

her music blows though

[benjipwns]

her music blows though

[benjipwns]

There's supposed to be some big oppo droppo on Paul Ryan today - any idea as to what?

they can't help themselves

[VomKriege]

Am I being too xenophobic by assuming the these UK elections results being (at least a bit of) a referendum on Trump?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=239740421&postcount=17452

  

[VomKriege]

Tales of virtual badassery

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1388363

Are there actual points to these topics? All they do is provide a place for GAFers to pose about what they'd do if they got an award from the terrible president. We get it. Trump is popular to hate on GAF, and it may be right to hate him. Do we have to waste time on circle-jerking masturbatory fantasies while we're at it?

[FStop7]

It's a dumbass thread but I am curious to see how the Warriors are going to handle the White House thing, assuming they close out the Cavs.

[benjipwns]

Am I being too xenophobic by assuming the these UK elections results being (at least a bit of) a referendum on Trump?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=239740421&postcount=17452

  

I watched a short clip of that Megyn Kelly interview with Putin and she was asking him about all these names and Jared Kushner and shit that junkies in PoliGAF make charts connecting and stuff and he was all like "I'm President of this huge fucking country, best Russia, I got all this shit to do, all these meetings, people to poison, fake photo ops to stage, why would I have time for your silly gossip? If it's important, my ministers will bring it to me."

And I was like heh...he's kinda got a point. We have this whole messed up approach that's so dominantly theatre and American centric to the ignorance of everything else.

It's like when people talk about the stock market "being up for the day based on this report" and like that's not even how the DJIA works.

[thisismyusername]

Lmao that Washington car thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1388317

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=239802155#post239802155



This is the community you reaped, 'Lore.

[railGUN]

I'm pretty sure that's Russian plants creating "fake posts" to change the narrative.

You see, the top "best" moderated forum on the internet fosters a community that doesn't post like that.

[Raist]

"has taken the lead in the investigation, a sign that the authorities have not determined that terrorism was a factor."

So they haven't determine the person's race ? =P

Oh an unhinged white guy? Not terrorism.

Unhinged brown guy? Terrorism, judges to blame I told you.

The reason why USA get no terror attacks is because ISIS look at the states and declare "mission accomplished"

     
He doesn't sound very brown from the name, so we'll have to assume mental illness until level of brownness is established.

Not brown=Not terrorism

Is he white?

    Brandon Lord Figures-Mormon

Sounds white.

The perpetrator:

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[close]

Never change, GAF

[Raist]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1387927

People telling this guy he was in the wrong. I remember back in junior high flag football I called a guy a bitch in practice, the coach heard it, and I was running laps for the entire rest of practice. There was like an hour left, so that was considerably more than 3 miles.

These kids got off super easy.

The "omg were you trying to kill them??!!?!" replies are amazing. 3miles in 25min is roughly twice the average walking speed

[VomKriege]

Lmao that Washington car thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1388317

There's a modbot 2 now. 

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1387927

People telling this guy he was in the wrong. I remember back in junior high flag football I called a guy a bitch in practice, the coach heard it, and I was running laps for the entire rest of practice. There was like an hour left, so that was considerably more than 3 miles.

These kids got off super easy.

"3 miles in 25 minutes and they're not even allowed to stop for delicious YUM! Brands products along the way?!"

[railGUN]

I love how the rebooted thread got 22 replies and then just fucking died. 

I love how no one got banned for shit posting in the first place. 

Oh GAF.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1387927

People telling this guy he was in the wrong. I remember back in junior high flag football I called a guy a bitch in practice, the coach heard it, and I was running laps for the entire rest of practice. There was like an hour left, so that was considerably more than 3 miles.

These kids got off super easy.

Their punishment should be using mobile gaf without Adblock enabled for one week.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1388355

Pat wanted clicks so he made some shit up.
https://waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/playstations-e3-has-increasingly-become-about-games-you-wont-play-for-years?utm_source=wptwitterus

I remember a thread someone did just a month or so ago about from announcement to release and...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1373448

I'm playing GT Sport Right Now.

I'm playing it right now.

I'm playing it right now.

The Problem with the article, is he puts all the onus on Sony as if it's not an industry standard, it's a stupid article period. He makes a small caveat to MS and Nintendo. It's just a dumb article the Title is Says Sony Games are "YEARS" away. The article should have been an industry practice I don't like.

So Sony is the scape goat for a standard industry practice.

I'm playing right now.

What? The only gaming sites I visit is this one and Operation Sports. I saw this on my twitter timeline.

Not trolling I just posted the year the game is coming out, and some dude talking about it's not out yet.

I'm just baffled because it has been done this way for decades by all hardware and software groups, but the article is just focused on one company, shit is stupid and dumb.

I'm so hurt, I can't take it, please somebody side with me.

and no those duplicate posts aren't an error

[thisismyusername]

I love how the rebooted thread got 22 replies and then just fucking died. 

I love how no one got banned for shit posting in the first place. 

Oh GAF.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=239803521&postcount=2

Pussy Besada hiding behind Modbot. Fuckers should be banned for that shit.

[Mr. Nobody]

Get a noose while you're at it 

[thisismyusername]

Get a noose while you're at it 

The "hot take" is dumb. It's them wanting to kick whitey instead of actually deploring the person doing the crime. Like, I get where the sentiment comes from, but that kneejerk reaction makes you dumb as fuck and makes me disregard anything you have to add anywhere.

"has taken the lead in the investigation, a sign that the authorities have not determined that terrorism was a factor."

So they haven't determine the person's race ? =P

Oh an unhinged white guy? Not terrorism.

Unhinged brown guy? Terrorism, judges to blame I told you.

The reason why USA get no terror attacks is because ISIS look at the states and declare "mission accomplished"

     
He doesn't sound very brown from the name, so we'll have to assume mental illness until level of brownness is established.

Not brown=Not terrorism

Is he white?

    Brandon Lord Figures-Mormon

Sounds white.

Seriously, there's no excusing that sort of shit. Especially #6 which knee-jerks because "lol white name, amirite?" I'd say the same on reddit's "lol black people" shit.

To put it another way: It's like reddit's looking for the Boston Marathon Suspect(s) and internet mobbing folks that had nothing to do with the terrorism because "lol Arabs amirite?" Let the police do their shit and keep your knee-jerk stupidity to yourself.

[bluemax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=239864213&postcount=558

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=239864213&postcount=558

Oh my god at that second quoted bit.

"doesn't resemble culture id expect from that part of the world"

Have you like... never read Black Panther or like google Wakanda after Avengers 2?

[zepblackstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=239864213&postcount=558

Oh my god at that second quoted bit.

"doesn't resemble culture id expect from that part of the world"

Have you like... never read Black Panther or like google Wakanda after Avengers 2?

its even explained in the teaser that the 3rd world country bit is a front to hide the advance tech of Wakanda..

[Purple Filth]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=239864213&postcount=558

Oh my god at that second quoted bit.

"doesn't resemble culture id expect from that part of the world"

Have you like... never read Black Panther or like google Wakanda after Avengers 2?

that poster always comes off like a fucking idiot tbh.


But i'm not sure if the world will be ready if distinguished mentally-challenged fellows like him are spewing that shit

[JaseC]

Lmao that Washington car thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1388317

There's a modbot 2 now. 

And a ModBot 3. They were created shortly after the giveaway featured moved to open beta. Being regular accounts, they have to abide by GAF's cooldown periods, so if ModBot is in the middle of waiting, the action is passed on to ModBot 2, which then passes it on to ModBot 3 if necessary.

Edit: And there are a further three accounts that were created specifically for the busy E3 period.

[VomKriege]

Accountability !

[bork]

I was watching Ice Cube on Real Time, and boy did Bill come off as far more of a cunt there than he did actually making the house nicca joke. He was being a straight up petulant bitch and trying to completely dismiss/ignore/breeze over the reasons why two black people were telling him why his joke was offensive to black people. I don't know why he bothered to have them on to talk about it if he wasn't even going to listen to what they had to say.

This segment?



Yeah, he definitely seemed like he was trying to breeze right past it, although he did say that he apologized and went over it already earlier on in the show(?).  I dunno since I haven't watched it.

Edit: OK, he did:


Maher got called out for basically being kind of a hypocrite about it in this segment.  He says he's not there to make excuses...but then makes excuses.     He says it's just because he's a comedian reacting.

Come on, Bill.  Just say you fucked up and move on.

[nudemacusers]

Maher being a smarmy douche? Why I never!

[FStop7]

But he creeps on black women exclusively at the Playboy mansion to show us how progressive he is.  Nothing says "woke" like a man who collects women as personal fuckdolls based on their skin color. 

[railGUN]

E3 2017 | General Information and FAQ Posted: (Yesterday, 08:34 PM) - Replies: 39 - Views: 8,114

Gaf, how do you manage living with heat? Posted: (Today, 05:08 AM) - Replies: 166 - Views: 4,544 

Air conditioner thread more popular than E3 2017 General Info thread.

Most. Influential. Gaming. Forum. Online.

Edit:

Men of GAF: How much shampoo do you use for your hair? Posted: (Yesterday, 08:35 PM) - Replies: 95 - Views: 2,142 

[zepblackstar]

That Black Panther thread did get weird fast as they trip over themselves to show how progressive they are about black people.

https://twitter.com/PlnkRlbbonScars/status/873472711422509056

[zepblackstar]

That post is indeed weird and out there, but that chick's twitter account is even worse.

*looks*


true... but I don't anon source my pettiness sources

[etiolate]

I'd be hard pressed not to punch those people.

[nudemacusers]

Seems like a reasonable response from a well adjusted person.

[zomgee]

That Black Panther thread did get weird fast as they trip over themselves to show how progressive they are about black people.

https://twitter.com/PlnkRlbbonScars/status/873472711422509056

Clean up your twitter follows.

 

[etiolate]

jesus fuck

someone save those animals from them

[clothedmacuser]

Evil is building hills for people to die on now.

[zepblackstar]

That Black Panther thread did get weird fast as they trip over themselves to show how progressive they are about black people.

https://twitter.com/PlnkRlbbonScars/status/873472711422509056

Clean up your twitter follows.

 

I need my F-List twitter/internet drama, you have top sources, then jump down the hole for the less savory types..

next you will tell me to stop following shinobi for my PS4 takes

Seems like a reasonable response from a well adjusted person.

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Man needs a stay in mental hospital, not a damn dog who I am now scared for its safety.

Plus Emotional support animals is a farce.  seek actual help instead of bringing your untrained pets on a plane.

[Atramental]

I remember grap3fruitman.

He is another one of GAF's emotionally unstable perma-virgins.

[VomKriege]

Anyone who voted for Donald Trump should be ashamed for the rest of their lives. It's the sort of thing that should instantly cost you your job, friends, or family. I legitimately think voting for Trump should be an admittance no different than saying you committed a heinous crime in the past.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=239919823

[etiolate]

MITTENS COME HERE

I MUST HUG YOU OR ELSE I WILL GO ON A BASEBALL RAMPAGE

[VomKriege]

TestOfTide : neocon

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=239953281

[benjipwns]

TestOfTide : neocon

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=239953281

in a desperate attempt to get Fox New's audience, you had CNN doing more and more CNN Crossfire panel bullshit where they have "both sides" for fucking everything.

A show that was on CNN for 23 years before it first got cancelled. A show that was a TV version of a radio show Pat Buchanan and Tom Braden already had hosted for five years. A radio show that was a version of all sorts of "both sides" debate shows that literally dominated political discussion programming (in part due to FCC regulation) for fifty some years.

The McLaughlin Group aired for 34 years. Firing Line aired for 33 years. Nearly every major political commentator of the last forty years cut their teeth through appearing on those two shows. This type of show that he thinks suddenly got invented in the last few years is the entire reason for George Will's continued existence other than writing harsh columns about people wearing denim.

This happened 30 years before Hillary Clinton lost a second Presidential bid:

 

[benjipwns]

Anyone who voted for Donald Trump should be ashamed for the rest of their lives. It's the sort of thing that should instantly cost you your job, friends, or family. I legitimately think voting for Trump should be an admittance no different than saying you committed a heinous crime in the past.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=239919823

I agree, we need to move beyond the outdated (and foreign concept of the) secret ballot to a more progressive system like in rising powers:

Only one candidate appears on the ballot. Elections are ostensibly conducted by secret ballot, and a voter may cross off the candidate's name to vote against him/her, but must do so by crossing out the name in a special booth.

It's time that that voters had to face repercussions for their votes individually rather than hiding behind the millions of other voters votes.

edit: Actually, the next line is that post is funnier:

I'm a straight (mostly) rural white man with an income that puts me in the lower quartile of income in the poorest state in the Union, which is also quite conservative. And yet somehow racism didn't cast its spell over such a poor defenseless worker like me and I didn't vote for Trump!

For some reason reminds me of a thread a week or so back which was filled with posts of "obvious but more studies are a good thing" and "great to have hard data to use in arguments" when someone had taken a poll and just made a graph out of it for a blog post. Not even a correlation run on the two* variables.

*Of which one was binary and the other was ordinal.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

TestOfTide : neocon

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=239953281

in a desperate attempt to get Fox New's audience, you had CNN doing more and more CNN Crossfire panel bullshit where they have "both sides" for fucking everything.

A show that was on CNN for 23 years before it first got cancelled. A show that was a TV version of a radio show Pat Buchanan and Tom Braden already had hosted for five years. A radio show that was a version of all sorts of "both sides" debate shows that literally dominated political discussion programming (in part due to FCC regulation) for fifty some years.

The McLaughlin Group aired for 34 years. Firing Line aired for 33 years. Nearly every major political commentator of the last forty years cut their teeth through appearing on those two shows. This type of show that he thinks suddenly got invented in the last few years is the entire reason for George Will's continued existence other than writing harsh columns about people wearing denim.

This happened 30 years before Hillary Clinton lost a second Presidential bid:

 

This dipshit only knows about Crossfire because Jon Stewart was a guest on it once and "killed" the show (they brought it back years later).  That's the extent of his knowledge on it.

Much like the other dumbfuck who confused Kansas and Kentucky, PoliGAF is a complete and utter joke.

[Raist]

Seems like a reasonable response from a well adjusted person.

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What the fuck

[Let's Cyber]

TestOfTide : neocon

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=239953281

You don't want to invade the entire middle east and institute freedom?!?!

You must be an favor of isolationism. 

[etiolate]

Basically, Jon Stewart told a generation of college students that debate shows were bad.

Now he gets to sit at home and watch people unable to speak with each other make an ass out of the whole nation.

[Let's Cyber]

I remember grap3fruitman.

He is another one of GAF's emotionally unstable perma-virgins.

yeah, I was dumb enough to try and help that dude at one point. I think the first "official" girl-age thread was 2009, so 8 years ago. Grap3 was in his early 20s at that point.

Instead of building up his social skills and attempting to have normal interactions with other human beings, he's wallowed in his loneliness for 8 years and is now having elaborate murder fantasies involving a baseball bat.
 

[benjipwns]

The funny thing about the Jon Stewart episode is that whenever I see it on something it usually cuts off the part where he's trying to make the point that neither "side" believes the argument they're making so it's all just jousting on air and that's the bad thing; for the part where he argues with Tucker Carlson over being a comedian vs. being a pundit and Stewart says he's hurting America.

When Pat Buchanan was on one of these shows and arguing a position, you rarely doubted it was Pat's actual position other than he was just giving the Republican the benefit of the doubt. The people ("Republican/Democratic strategist") they dredge up to fill the segments for the 24/7 cycle, you know it's otherwise because two months ago you saw them trashing Trump on some issue in favor of Cruz or whatever.

It's like Michael Savage vs. Sean Hannity (since they had a fight a few years back when their parent company swapped them on radio stations), Savage prefers the Republicans because they align with him and he hates Democrats more, but that wouldn't stop Savage from attacking Republicans who he thinks are terrible. Sean Hannity immediately will defend the GOP line and call it "true conservatism" or whatever. The best example of this actually being when Johm McCain won the nomination. Savage could never support him because McCain is semi-sane on immigration, so he didn't and mostly just said Obama was worse but McCain would be terrible too because they'd both let brown people invade. Hannity who would trash McCain constantly for being a RINO immediately shifted gears into war hero, REAGAN FOOTSOLDIER, etc. and then after election day immediately switched back to bashing McCain ever since.

Of course, this entire thing operates under the premise that Hannity getting three million viewers a night (half of which are Media Matters interns) is somehow linking up with Gamergate and destroying truth in this country which allowed Trump to win.

There's so many faults in the underlying assumptions to the argument that we might as well already call it Otisburg.

[Atramental]

I remember grap3fruitman.

He is another one of GAF's emotionally unstable perma-virgins.

yeah, I was dumb enough to try and help that dude at one point. I think the first "official" girl-age thread was 2009, so 8 years ago. Grap3 was in his early 20s at that point.

Instead of building up his social skills and attempting to have normal interactions with other human beings, he's wallowed in his loneliness for 8 years and is now having elaborate murder fantasies involving a baseball bat.
 

I'm so glad I didn't go down that path because knowing myself I could've easily gone off the deep end. 

Then again, I can't really chalk up my social success to pure force of will. My mental health is probably a lot better than Grap3's, KevinCow's, Kinggi's, etc.

Also, I think I have a rather healthy sense of humor about myself and my shortcomings.

[benjipwns]

The funny thing about the Jon Stewart episode is that whenever I see it on something it usually cuts off the part where he's trying to make the point that neither "side" believes the argument they're making so it's all just jousting on air and that's the bad thing; for the part where he argues with Tucker Carlson over being a comedian vs. being a pundit and Stewart says he's hurting America.

When Pat Buchanan was on one of these shows and arguing a position, you rarely doubted it was Pat's actual position other than he was just giving the Republican the benefit of the doubt. The people ("Republican/Democratic strategist") they dredge up to fill the segments for the 24/7 cycle, you know it's otherwise because two months ago you saw them trashing Trump on some issue in favor of Cruz or whatever.

It's like Michael Savage vs. Sean Hannity (since they had a fight a few years back when their parent company swapped them on radio stations), Savage prefers the Republicans because they align with him and he hates Democrats more, but that wouldn't stop Savage from attacking Republicans who he thinks are terrible. Sean Hannity immediately will defend the GOP line and call it "true conservatism" or whatever. The best example of this actually being when Johm McCain won the nomination. Savage could never support him because McCain is semi-sane on immigration, so he didn't and mostly just said Obama was worse but McCain would be terrible too because they'd both let brown people invade. Hannity who would trash McCain constantly for being a RINO immediately shifted gears into war hero, REAGAN FOOTSOLDIER, etc. and then after election day immediately switched back to bashing McCain ever since.

Of course, this entire thing operates under the premise that Hannity getting three million viewers a night (half of which are Media Matters interns) is somehow linking up with Gamergate and destroying truth in this country which allowed Trump to win.

There's so many faults in the underlying assumptions to the argument that we might as well already call it Otisburg.

all my fantasies involve baseball bats. I want that tactile feeling of someone hurting as much as I do.

[benjipwns]

wouldn't using your hands be more tactile than a baseball bat?

[VomKriege]

It's been a long time : another Charlie Hebdo thread

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1389013

"Only in it for ratings !" would be hilarious if not more tone deaf than gaffers believe the cartoons are.

[benjipwns]

I love how extreme satire is supposed to be extempt from quality.

Not everyone can bat* a thousand.

*for that tactile feeling

[FStop7]

On a forum where people are constantly tripped up by the most head-bashingly obvious of satirical posts it's not a surprise that Charlie Hedbo is light years beyond the average gaffer's comprehension.

[benjipwns]

I think my favorite posts are "I don't understand what it's trying to say" because:
1. This proves political/social commentary cartoons DO NEED ENDLESS LABELS.
2. It's not in American English in the first place.

[railGUN]

Looking through the Charlie Hebdo thread, then looking through the Kathy Griffin trump head thread is just

Edit: and look what thread is back http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1384323&page=9 - it gets amazing at post #436