Nancy and Chuck should completely ignore the wall and spend 10 minutes going HAM on collusion.
Manfort was caught red handed giving Trump internal poll data to Russia agents.
COLLUSION CONFIRMED
LOL I wonder what the context was.
"Paul, Mr Putin is wondering if Donald Trump has any chance of winning?
"
"LMAO I'm only in this for the money friend, we're like polling so bad right now, here I'll send you some data
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"LOL your boy is toast Paul what are the plans?
"
"Plans? What are you talking about? We are here to sell hats and make some money and get the fuck out. Worst idea the man has ever had
"
I heard some rumblings about conversations of Don Jr. colluding with the head of Russian central bank wiretapped by Spanish LEO and passed to the FBI and rumors of Jr. telling his friends that he is preparing for an indictment. Take with a salt suppository.
Don Jr.: "Hi"
Bank: "Hello, how can I help you"
Don Jr.:"I'm looking to make a deposit on behalf of my dad Donald J. Trump"
Bank: "What sort of deposit?"
Don Jr. : "Well you know he's running for President and your President offered to help us but I don't know where to send the money"
Don Jr. : "Dad doesn't really want to pay so uncle Paul asked me to send the cash instead otherwise your President will get mad and accidents happen. And me and my brother don't want anyone to get hurt right Eric?"
Bank: "I'll connect you to my supervisor"
*Soviet Anthem plays*
?? : "Who is this?"
Don Jr. : "This is the son of Donald J. Trump"
?? : "Donny you fucking idiot, are you on a secure line?"
Don Jr. : "Yes I'm using my dads Android"
?? : "You fucking idiot, hang up the phone right now and find yourself a burner"
Don Jr. : "But mister, I want to send you the money so no one gets burned or otherwise hurt"