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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #2220 on: July 31, 2017, 06:40:05 PM »
Aight, u do u

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« Reply #2221 on: July 31, 2017, 06:41:22 PM »
I just build up like 10-15 matches, then blackout and see what I said in the morning
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« Reply #2222 on: July 31, 2017, 06:48:03 PM »
That Taylar girl and I are really hitting it off. :rejoice

She likes "Last Podcast on the Left". I think she's a keeper.  :leon

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« Reply #2223 on: July 31, 2017, 06:48:20 PM »
I matched with a girl on Bumble, and we've been talking, to the point where she gave me her cell #. Most progress yet from the site.

Then today I was looking over her Bumble pics again and noticed a pic of her with my next door neighbor (she mentioned she grew up in the same town as me)... I haven't let her on to this fact yet. Small world!
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« Reply #2224 on: July 31, 2017, 07:51:45 PM »
Which one should he block her for, though? :ohhh

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« Reply #2225 on: August 01, 2017, 11:12:18 AM »
Was getting tired of nothing happening on tinder and okcupid, decided, fuck it, let's go to some apps that have the pussy and grime im looking for.

Made an account on BeNaughty, instantly started sexting two bbw chicks. Feels so satisfying to just say hi to somebody, and then you're both masturbating to each other.

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« Reply #2226 on: August 01, 2017, 11:43:29 AM »
Maybe I should try that.

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« Reply #2227 on: August 01, 2017, 11:47:29 AM »
Maybe I should try that.

:gurl

Do you want sex, or a relationship? Because if you go into it for the later instead of the former:


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« Reply #2228 on: August 01, 2017, 12:25:09 PM »
I don't know what I want.

I would like to stop being a loser and actually get some experince with sex. I would like to have women I find attractive also find me attractive.

I guess I would like validation from the opposite sex.

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« Reply #2229 on: August 01, 2017, 12:26:23 PM »
I think that line might be throwing you off some girls is all :yeshrug
If it is... they weren't that into me to begin with.

Usually the ones that are into me are pretty forgiving.

edit: It's really not worth the uphill battle to try and convince someone that's on the fence about me to date me.

I've tried that before and it usually results in rather lukewarm dates.

Thing is, the only way they could even remotely be """""""into you""""""" (imagine 1 solid minute of airquotes) at that stage is based on 2 pics and 5 lines, that for all they know have been cautiously crafted and refined for weeks.

So when the first thing they hear directly from you, the actual person, not the profile, could easily depending on the person come across as "yo I'm busy, s'up?' sort of stuff you'd give to someone who's half bothering you, it isn't really great. First impressions matter, and pics+bio isn't a tenth of it.

Personal opinion and all that tho, and I've never used dating sites/apps, so what do I know  :yeshrug

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« Reply #2230 on: August 01, 2017, 07:07:21 PM »
Just asked out that Taylar girl. Now we wait.  :doge

edit: she's down. :rejoice

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We're getting Indian food because she's never had it. Just like the last girl I was with.  :doge
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« Reply #2231 on: August 01, 2017, 07:51:25 PM »
Maybe I should try that.

:gurl

Do you want sex, or a relationship? Because if you go into it for the later instead of the former:

(Image removed from quote.)

I mean, BeNaughty is a more legit feeling version of adult friend finder or whatever its called. Could real relationships start there? Sure. But if someone wants any sexual gratification, cyber sex or going straight for hook ups aint that bad.

Mutual masturbation is way beter than porn too.
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« Reply #2232 on: August 01, 2017, 07:55:22 PM »
Rhax, read this article, basically describes all the pros of cyber sex.

http://www.askmen.com/sex/cyber-sex.html
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« Reply #2233 on: August 01, 2017, 08:20:21 PM »
Wrath, that Moni girl responded back to me. :rejoice

Me: "Just browsing or is there something I can help you with?"
Her: "What kind of services do you offer?"

Ooh, that leaves the door open for me to say all sorts of pervy stuff.  :doge

Probably just keep it tame and say: "I'm a pretty good foot warmer during the winter. But a terrible air conditioner during the summer."

Eh?  :doge

edit: good enough. sent.
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« Reply #2234 on: August 01, 2017, 09:35:20 PM »
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« Reply #2235 on: August 01, 2017, 09:45:02 PM »
fail

Yep, should've said "I can rock your world for $1,000."

At least be the hooker you're born to be.

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« Reply #2236 on: August 01, 2017, 09:46:22 PM »

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« Reply #2237 on: August 01, 2017, 09:46:35 PM »
I would have gone with '400/h, 500/h for the girlfriend experience.  No kissing.'

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« Reply #2238 on: August 01, 2017, 09:47:24 PM »
Ha. That's pretty funny.  :doge

Probably would've worked with her because she has that "I don't give a fuck attitude" in her pics & bio.

I'm too much of a softy at times. :doge

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« Reply #2239 on: August 01, 2017, 09:48:24 PM »
Sigh
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« Reply #2240 on: August 01, 2017, 09:48:42 PM »
And when she doesn't reply message her the lyrics to pretty women line by line

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« Reply #2241 on: August 01, 2017, 09:49:41 PM »
Pretty woman, walkin' down the street

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« Reply #2242 on: August 01, 2017, 09:50:02 PM »
Pretty woman the kind I like to meet

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« Reply #2243 on: August 01, 2017, 09:52:32 PM »
Pretty woman I don't believe you, you're not the truth

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« Reply #2244 on: August 01, 2017, 09:53:18 PM »
No one could look as good as you, mercy

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« Reply #2245 on: August 01, 2017, 09:57:10 PM »
It's not a huge loss if she doesn't get back to me. She's 19 and lives 48 miles away (in Asheville probably).

Also, I've already got a date with a cute 24 year old in my area this Friday lined up. :yeshrug

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« Reply #2246 on: August 01, 2017, 09:58:15 PM »
Pretty woman don't walk on by

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« Reply #2247 on: August 01, 2017, 10:01:24 PM »
I dare you to tell a girl she won't be able to walk when you're done with her.

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« Reply #2248 on: August 01, 2017, 10:07:38 PM »
Pretty woman don't walk on by

Please proceed, Mr. Governor.

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« Reply #2249 on: August 01, 2017, 10:16:19 PM »
Val, not everybody is as thirsty as you are.
Yo, fuck you. You kept asking me to post gifs.

I'm out.

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« Reply #2250 on: August 01, 2017, 10:16:22 PM »
Oh yeah, I'm still in contact with that girl in Brooklyn.

I'm going to tell her I'm coming up around mid to late September.

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« Reply #2251 on: August 01, 2017, 10:53:48 PM »
Got a date set for next Wednesday, and this one seems really promising. This is with the girl who is friends with my neighbor.
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« Reply #2252 on: August 01, 2017, 11:46:45 PM »
Pretty woman don't make me cry

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« Reply #2253 on: August 01, 2017, 11:50:39 PM »
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« Reply #2254 on: August 02, 2017, 12:58:27 AM »
I matched with a girl with the same kind of dog as me and we chatted a bunch about our dogs today and nothing else.

I feel like I should probably say I was interested in her too and not just the dogs!
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« Reply #2256 on: August 02, 2017, 11:52:01 AM »
I matched with a girl with the same kind of dog as me and we chatted a bunch about our dogs today and nothing else.

I feel like I should probably say I was interested in her too and not just the dogs!


Do that! But you know, slightly cuter and more clever

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« Reply #2257 on: August 02, 2017, 11:57:18 AM »
I feel like I should probably say I was interested in her too and not just the dogs!

You know what to do...

give her dogs the dick.

(Kidding)

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« Reply #2258 on: August 02, 2017, 03:34:51 PM »
Val, not everybody is as thirsty as you are.
Yo, fuck you. You kept asking me to post gifs.

I'm out.
Looks like we drove off yet another female poster with our incessant ribbing.  :doge


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« Reply #2259 on: August 02, 2017, 04:31:48 PM »
Hopefully you're not gone for good, Val, I appreciated your energy here

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« Reply #2260 on: August 02, 2017, 05:45:49 PM »
Got the date all set up for this Friday

Trying to think of something else to ask her but I think I'd rather not say anything else until we meet.

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« Reply #2261 on: August 02, 2017, 06:12:29 PM »
Indian, breh.  :doge

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« Reply #2262 on: August 02, 2017, 07:26:46 PM »
Oh man how fun, all 3 of us have dates. Lets compare notes Saturday :lol

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« Reply #2263 on: August 02, 2017, 08:11:17 PM »
If you don't mind waiting another week, I'll have mine next Wednesday. Not sure where I'm going to take her, yet, but I don't think she's too into Indian unfortunately :(

Will be going to an Indian restaurant on Sat for my birthday dinner at least!

Though for a first date, I do think Indian food is really risky if they have never had it before - since it seems like such a love-it-or-hate-it cuisine. Not too much in between. I read an article once how sushi works really well on a first date (the first date with my ex was at a trendy sushi place), and at least around here nearly every single white girl loves it.
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« Reply #2264 on: August 02, 2017, 08:23:46 PM »
Yeah I agree Indian is risky first date move especially if you're lookin to get lucky :lol

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« Reply #2265 on: August 02, 2017, 08:32:35 PM »
The Indian restaurant we're going to is somewhat Americanized, so I'm not too worried.

Also, what's the proper etiquette when it comes to asking if a girl is DTF?  :doge

The last girl I was with was pretty blatant about it but that's kinda atypical.

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« Reply #2266 on: August 02, 2017, 08:52:19 PM »
You don't. Dating is the work of finding out

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« Reply #2267 on: August 02, 2017, 08:52:29 PM »
your energy

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« Reply #2268 on: August 02, 2017, 08:55:29 PM »
"So, I'm going to need you to sign this release and these waivers before we get to any further...you know."
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« Reply #2269 on: August 02, 2017, 11:38:04 PM »
I matched with a girl with the same kind of dog as me and we chatted a bunch about our dogs today and nothing else.

I feel like I should probably say I was interested in her too and not just the dogs!


Do that! But you know, slightly cuter and more clever

I did it almost exactly like that. She just responded but my dog is laying on me in such a way I can't reach my phone to check the response.

Edit: Hmm, opened Tinder and it pooped its pants. Finally got it to work and now there is no response. Joy.
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« Reply #2270 on: August 03, 2017, 04:59:31 AM »
Why do you people keep on bringing dates to Indian restaurants, I can't imagine a less sexy food.

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« Reply #2271 on: August 03, 2017, 05:16:33 AM »
That's mainly my fault.  :doge

Also, Indian is definitely one of my top five favorite cuisines so if I'm paying for dinner... it's most likely going to be Indian.
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« Reply #2272 on: August 03, 2017, 06:51:19 AM »
Why do you people keep on bringing dates to Indian restaurants,

Because Indian food is amazing, you tremendous pleb. :ufup

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« Reply #2273 on: August 03, 2017, 06:56:07 AM »
Why do you people keep on bringing dates to Indian restaurants,

Because Indian food is amazing, you tremendous pleb. :ufup

I love Indian food, I just don't think it's the best first date choice.

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« Reply #2274 on: August 03, 2017, 12:24:09 PM »
Well it's relatively cheap and these dudes insist on paying for their dates because they're afraid of being ghosted for the millionth time so it has a good quality/dollar ratio.

Personally, I blame tweens and chivalry.

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« Reply #2275 on: August 03, 2017, 01:26:21 PM »
Have always paid for dates, it's called being a gentleman  :putin

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« Reply #2276 on: August 03, 2017, 04:08:28 PM »
Well the question is do you do this for everyone or just the girls you want to plow? Because if it's the latter, the only girl who would respect that is someone who is not looking for a gentleman.

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« Reply #2277 on: August 03, 2017, 04:31:31 PM »
:lol I definitely do not pay out of fear, I pay because when you're with me, you're getting taken care of 8)

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« Reply #2278 on: August 03, 2017, 04:35:14 PM »
Well the question is do you do this for everyone or just the girls you want to plow? Because if it's the latter, the only girl who would respect that is someone who is not looking for a gentleman.

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Are you fucking real right now? :doge

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« Reply #2279 on: August 03, 2017, 05:06:22 PM »
I mean I'll note that I do pay about half the time and always pay when I'm the one that's asking the other person out. Also if I'm out with friends, I'm usually pretty generous with buying stuff for everyone. There's nothing wrong with just being nice and this is coming from somebody who can be an extremely antisocial asshole.

There is something wrong if only one of the two people in a relationship is paying for everything (if both of you are employed).  When I ask guys who do that why they do it, they always give very evasive answers that make me think there's something they don't want to say.

Some just outright say the girl has no money which I'm cool with but it's fun to push their buttons when they say it's something they just feel emotionally compelled to do.