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Raist

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #11400 on: October 29, 2019, 05:07:19 AM »
Vom, you should come visit America, you'll clean up with your accent...

We don't go to muhrica after the great freedom fries incident of 2003  :hmph

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #11401 on: October 29, 2019, 10:20:31 AM »
man y'all really hate olive garden (and by extension: PD) don't ya

I'm an Italian-American from a part of the country with a large Italian-American population, there's literally no reason to go to Olive Garden when you can throw a rock and probably hit a delicious mom and pop Italian place.
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« Reply #11402 on: October 29, 2019, 10:24:59 AM »
man y'all really hate olive garden (and by extension: PD) don't ya

I'm an Italian-American from a part of the country with a large Italian-American population, there's literally no reason to go to Olive Garden when you can throw a rock and probably hit a delicious mom and pop Italian place.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #11403 on: October 29, 2019, 10:27:18 AM »
Olive Garden was a dystopian nightmare last I went. Five-ish years ago? Tablets with games for the table, that you used to order. Bare bones service and more expensive than any number of actual nice restaurants in the area


On topic: my life is falling apart! 🙃

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« Reply #11404 on: October 29, 2019, 10:31:28 AM »
Sorry spen that sucks

It looked like mine was heading that way a couple weeks ago, now I’m slightly more optimistic
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #11405 on: October 29, 2019, 11:01:37 AM »
Olive Garden was a dystopian nightmare last I went. Five-ish years ago? Tablets with games for the table, that you used to order. Bare bones service and more expensive than any number of actual nice restaurants in the area


On topic: my life is falling apart! 🙃

Do you not notice the direct relationship between life quality and frequency of Olive Garden visits?

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« Reply #11406 on: October 29, 2019, 11:16:15 AM »
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Atramental

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« Reply #11407 on: October 29, 2019, 11:19:08 AM »
It’s okay. Her & I will get together later this week.
Okay, I ended up getting with her that night and didn’t see Willem Defoe and Robert Pattinson eat beans & masturbate in a lighthouse. *sigh*

https://imgur.com/a/ZBe0BdE
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« Reply #11408 on: October 29, 2019, 03:40:43 PM »
 :supergay
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« Reply #11409 on: October 29, 2019, 04:36:24 PM »
Good luck and god speed you crazy kid

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« Reply #11410 on: October 29, 2019, 04:57:02 PM »
Season 3 guaranteed!
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« Reply #11411 on: October 29, 2019, 10:20:50 PM »
It’s okay. Her & I will get together later this week.
Okay, I ended up getting with her that night and didn’t see Willem Defoe and Robert Pattinson eat beans & masturbate in a lighthouse. *sigh*

https://imgur.com/a/ZBe0BdE
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« Reply #11412 on: October 29, 2019, 11:55:03 PM »
Did you ask her about choking?

I did not. Also I uh... ended up seeing her again a lot sooner than I expected in a very, very good way.

To somewhat further expand, we texted A TON on Monday and it got sexual at some points. Then by the time I got home she texted me saying basically that she didn't know what to do or say because at this point she was too horny to think straight. So I told her that if she wanted she could come over because we are both adults and why waste time if we both want the same thing? It felt kinda out of character for me but also like the right sort of thing to say. We are both in our mid 30s and have somewhat similar relationship backgrounds so it just made sense.

Honestly the last relationship I ended up in was because I made similar Costanza doing the opposite of what he normally would choices. But also I had found someone that I clicked with and nothing felt forced and things just happened when it was right (with that girl there was a much longer time before sex but also I was a lot younger).
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« Reply #11413 on: October 30, 2019, 05:57:51 AM »
I'm always a bit apprehensive messaging women 10+ years younger though I know it can work as a relationship sometimes.

Since I don't get any replies anyway, guess it doesn't matter much.  :rodney
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« Reply #11414 on: October 30, 2019, 02:59:54 PM »
It’s okay. Her & I will get together later this week.
Okay, I ended up getting with her that night and didn’t see Willem Defoe and Robert Pattinson eat beans & masturbate in a lighthouse. *sigh*

https://imgur.com/a/ZBe0BdE
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We’re not getting into a relationship until she gets her shit together btw.

I’m gonna have a tough but necessary conversation the next time we see each other that we both need to heal on our own for some time. 

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« Reply #11415 on: October 30, 2019, 04:40:33 PM »
Hooked up with a cute yemeni chick with more piercings than she knows what to do with. We're getting along pretty well and have plans to hang out again this weekend. So feeling content at the moment.
genocide dat pwussy  :whew
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« Reply #11416 on: October 30, 2019, 08:13:59 PM »
We’re not getting into a relationship until she gets her shit together btw.

I’m gonna have a tough but necessary conversation the next time we see each other that we both need to heal on our own for some time. 
Narrator: Or so he said.
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« Reply #11417 on: October 30, 2019, 08:39:49 PM »
atra, fuck her ex! that'll show her, that bitch!!  ;)


then get him to quit the drugs and rehabilitate his life and have a happy marriage together  :smug
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« Reply #11418 on: October 31, 2019, 03:13:26 AM »
Good news! Our date just got pushed to tomorrow (er, today, I guess)! :rock

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« Reply #11419 on: October 31, 2019, 07:10:33 AM »

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« Reply #11420 on: October 31, 2019, 07:36:00 AM »
Someone matched several weeks after my message.
Then unmatched without a word a couple of hours later.
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Oblivion

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« Reply #11421 on: October 31, 2019, 04:06:05 PM »
Someone matched several weeks after my message.
Then unmatched without a word a couple of hours later.
:yeshrug

this literally happened to me yesterday, with the addition of them deleting their account.  :doge

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« Reply #11422 on: October 31, 2019, 04:16:53 PM »
Probably.a bot or a hooker or both :trumps

Oblivion

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« Reply #11423 on: October 31, 2019, 10:23:51 PM »
i'm about to head out in a bit

no joke, i haven't been this nervous for a date since i STARTED dating! stakes are sky high right now  :gddr5

Oblivion

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« Reply #11424 on: October 31, 2019, 10:28:31 PM »
oh also, just in case...

where's the best place to buy condoms?

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« Reply #11425 on: October 31, 2019, 10:38:12 PM »
how about 7/11?

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« Reply #11426 on: October 31, 2019, 10:41:08 PM »
condoms?
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #11427 on: October 31, 2019, 11:45:49 PM »
oh also, just in case...

where's the best place to buy condoms?

This is so cute

Oblivion

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« Reply #11428 on: November 01, 2019, 02:57:00 AM »
how about 7/11?
be honest, are you new to this?

i know this may sound weird, but most of the time my partner happened to have one. but no, i'm not new to this, dammit. i just don't know every single place that sells condoms

Oblivion

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« Reply #11429 on: November 01, 2019, 02:59:00 AM »
so back from the date, and...i absolutely killed it! :rock

we're going to see each other saturday :rock :rock :rock

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« Reply #11430 on: November 01, 2019, 03:10:24 AM »
did you smash?

sadly no

that was the only disappointing thing. i didn't get much action. but hey, there's always saturday

Clockwork5

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« Reply #11431 on: November 01, 2019, 11:30:34 PM »
Ugh I guess I need to vent a bit and any input on my situation would be appreciated as well.

So I have brought this up in the Triumph thread but left some important details out. Ive had a crush on a girl I have worked with for a couple years. We became pretty good friends over that time but I kind of put up a wall because I didn't want to get too mixed up. She has been exclusively dating girls for several years (far longer than I have known her) so I never made a move and wanted to be respectful of her sexuality and didn't want to make things complicated at work. But I always liked her quite a bit.

A few weeks ago she asked me to hang out after work. We had an awesome time and as I pulled into her driveway to drop her off she jumped on top of me and we fooled around for half the night. It was super exciting. Ever since we have been hanging out and hooking up pretty regularly, going to concerts, out to dinner, hanging at the park staying the night at each other's places, etc.

Well, this would all be fantastic but (here is the kick to the balls) she is moving away in a couple months to go to med school. Here I am getting super attached to a girl I've always liked but never thought I had a chance with and she seems to be getting attached too but we both know this relationship has an expiration date. It's just kinda sad. I'm trying to live in the moment, for now, but it's getting more difficult. I have fun when we're together but sometimes when I'm at home alone I've been getting pretty bummed about the whole thing. I know I'm going to miss her a ton when she leaves.  Taking a step backwards might be a good idea but it feels like this whole thing is so fragile because of the situation. I would prefer to keep this going until the end but sometimes I don't know.

But sometimes it feels like I'm putting myself in a bad situation. I just wish things were different.

Thanks for reading, like I said, I kind of needed to vent a bit.

So I don’t post around here too much anymore but I made this post back in March of 2018 (my god time flies)

I was fucking around in the RE thread and remembered I had posted this. Well, she moved away in July of 2018 and we decided to try to make it work. Countless flights and damn near a year and a half later... I will be moving to be with her in two weeks!! This relationship started out so messy but we became closer than either of us could have thought. She lives in an awesome part of the country, a great city 2 hours from both the beach and the mountains, and a place where I will be able to find a good job. There were some encouraging replies to my previous post all those months ago, you are good people.

I am so excited MOTHERFUCKERS!!
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Edit: Damn that’s like a full page of text so I’ll add some more lol
TLDR: I posted about this girl who was moving away. Was in a LDR for a year and a half and am moving in 2 weeks to live with her in a place I’d really like to live. Pretty cool huh?
« Last Edit: November 01, 2019, 11:43:59 PM by Clockwork5 »

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« Reply #11432 on: November 02, 2019, 03:36:47 AM »
Oh I thought you were suppose to expect your long distance gf to fuck someone else?

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« Reply #11433 on: November 02, 2019, 03:41:16 AM »
Bitched out and got engaged on Halloween sorry team!

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« Reply #11434 on: November 02, 2019, 03:43:46 AM »
Marriage is pretty scary

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« Reply #11435 on: November 02, 2019, 03:46:27 AM »
Oh I thought you were suppose to expect your long distance gf to fuck someone else?

only if you're a cuck  :smug

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« Reply #11436 on: November 02, 2019, 03:52:09 AM »
Interesting

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« Reply #11437 on: November 02, 2019, 07:07:13 AM »
Marriage is pretty scary
Nah it’s pretty chill imo. If it’s not u prob fucked up.
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« Reply #11438 on: November 02, 2019, 11:07:52 AM »
Oh I thought you were suppose to expect your long distance gf to fuck someone else?
When you're on a 'break', yeah.

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« Reply #11439 on: November 02, 2019, 11:24:25 AM »
Oh I thought you were suppose to expect your long distance gf to fuck someone else?

Not gonna lie. She did hook up with a chick once a while back but ehhh, she told me about it right away and we hadn’t seen each other for months at that point.

I was mad for like 2 days.

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« Reply #11440 on: November 02, 2019, 01:06:56 PM »
Oh I thought you were suppose to expect your long distance gf to fuck someone else?
She did hook up with a chick

I was mad

But why.

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« Reply #11441 on: November 02, 2019, 01:37:03 PM »
Oh I thought you were suppose to expect your long distance gf to fuck someone else?
She did hook up with a chick

I was mad

But why.
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« Reply #11444 on: November 02, 2019, 11:23:02 PM »
It’s okay. Her & I will get together later this week.
Okay, I ended up getting with her that night and didn’t see Willem Defoe and Robert Pattinson eat beans & masturbate in a lighthouse. *sigh*

https://imgur.com/a/ZBe0BdE
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We’re not getting into a relationship until she gets her shit together btw.

I’m gonna have a tough but necessary conversation the next time we see each other that we both need to heal on our own for some time. 

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Look, I'm excited that the show is extended for another season as much as any other viewer, but at this point it feels like Atra's willingness to push this far for someone who clearly has her own broken relationship gauge, wait things out, etc. that's just Plot-Induced Stupidity to keep one of the story threads going past its natural ending point.

I'm more curious about relocation to a better city, like when a new NCIS starts in a different city, or when Leverage pretends to visit Morocco.

Oblivion

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« Reply #11445 on: November 03, 2019, 05:47:10 AM »
status update on date #2:


...FUCKING EXCELLENT!!


holy shit, did tonight go unbelievably well. we had an absolutely amazing time. we went out for korean bbq and then coffee, and we basically spent 6 hours together. we actually could have gone on even longer but she had work in the morning. the more we talked, the more we found out we have lots of things in common. she also recounted how she felt when we first met at the meet up. Apparently she wanted to get to know me a lot more, but time ran out. on the second meet up, she hoped that i would show up and exchange phone numbers (this is EXACTLY what was going on in my mind, btw). it was also a nice date in that we established some firm goals going forward, such as us both agreeing that while we're getting along great as two friends having a fun time hanging out, we would also definitely like to have sex with one another at some point. And if all that wasn't great enough, i also find out she's 29! :rock

but alas, some things are indeed too good to be true. remember when i said that we had a lot in common? turns out that includes both of us living with our parents (though technically my mom is living with ME). as you can imagine, this is going to make some quality naked time very difficult. three of the best relationships i had got destroyed because of this issue (some much quicker than others), and i worry this may be the same case. fucking millenials.

but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it. aside from that little/not-so-little speedbump, i absolutely adore everything about her, and she seems totally into me.

oh and to answer the question that's probably on everyone's mind: no, we did not smash. but that's perfectly fine. we still had an awesome time regardless.

we'll be meeting for date #3 some time in the next few days.  :rock :rock :rock

edit: oh AND she wears glasses! :rock :rock :rock

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« Reply #11446 on: November 03, 2019, 05:51:34 AM »
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(though technically my mom is living with ME).

Kick that bish out and start smashing breh

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« Reply #11447 on: November 03, 2019, 05:56:12 AM »
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(though technically my mom is living with ME).

Kick that bish out and start smashing breh

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believe me, i'd love to.

HOWEVER

the madre will be leaving for the old country in january, so if i can keep my new ladyfriend until then...

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« Reply #11448 on: November 04, 2019, 03:42:39 PM »
just plan a weekend getaway to justify a weekend of smashing ;)

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« Reply #11449 on: November 04, 2019, 04:19:38 PM »
January??

Just smash at her place. If her mom walks in maybe she can give y’all some pointers.

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« Reply #11450 on: November 04, 2019, 04:33:24 PM »
Back of the car? Not the most romantic for the first time with a new lover... but it gets the job done.

Also are there times when your mom or her rents are out?

Failing that, just go on a weekend road trip to some cute countryside B&B...
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« Reply #11451 on: November 04, 2019, 04:38:39 PM »
Just slip some sleeping pills into the old folks food and get cracking.

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« Reply #11452 on: November 04, 2019, 04:46:39 PM »
Or her dad  :-*

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« Reply #11453 on: November 04, 2019, 10:28:17 PM »

Also are there times when your mom or her rents are out?


dunno about hers, but there's a zero percent chance of that happening with my mom. she doesn't work or do anything else outside the house

Just slip some sleeping pills into the old folks food and get cracking.

she is very unfortunately, pretty much immune to sleeping pills

Oblivion

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« Reply #11454 on: November 04, 2019, 11:06:09 PM »
to be clear, we do have quite a few options, as some have already mentioned here, but for me, my main concern is if they'll be acceptable enough to the point where it doesn't become a hassle. cause really, you can't beat having your own place where the meter isn't running.

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« Reply #11455 on: November 04, 2019, 11:12:09 PM »
also, too. y'all might think i'm lame, but she's been texting me stuff like 'i've been thinking about you all day' and i've got the biggest, goofiest smile on my face  :D

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« Reply #11456 on: November 04, 2019, 11:32:52 PM »
Just gonna say that woman don’t pine for sex as much as men. If she lives with her parents she’s probably used to it anyway. I think you’ll have to control yourself more than anything. January’s not that far (though I’d say not having sex at least once before then is insane).

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« Reply #11457 on: November 04, 2019, 11:53:10 PM »
also, too. y'all might think i'm lame, but she's been texting me stuff like 'i've been thinking about you all day' and i've got the biggest, goofiest smile on my face  :D

Nah dude, I've been getting this lately too. And maybe its just been so long since I was in any kind of relationship but I enjoy the fuck out of it.

Just gonna say that woman don’t pine for sex as much as men. If she lives with her parents she’s probably used to it anyway. I think you’ll have to control yourself more than anything. January’s not that far (though I’d say not having sex at least once before then is insane).

Depends on the women, but maybe I just always end up with girls who are way hornier than me.
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« Reply #11458 on: November 04, 2019, 11:54:25 PM »
Just gonna say that woman don’t pine for sex as much as men. If she lives with her parents she’s probably used to it anyway. I think you’ll have to control yourself more than anything. January’s not that far (though I’d say not having sex at least once before then is insane).
:comeon

Don't think thats true.

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« Reply #11459 on: November 04, 2019, 11:55:28 PM »
Just gonna say that woman don’t pine for sex as much as men.

you know, that's what the conventional wisdom is, but i remain skeptical. i feel like it would be more accurate to say that women don't EXPRESS their desire to have sex as much as men do, but want to be engaged in it just as much. at least, that's what my anecdotal experience tells me anyway  :doge