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[CatsCatsCats]

Ugh there’s this Mexican cutie and I swear to god I will become catholic just to eat it

[nudemacusers]

Yes it is trivial!  That’s like an ounce and a half, right? That’s a few hundred bucks. Like 500 at most but my street price info is very stale now.

Mr. i'm-so-dark TVC wouldn't even kill a guy over $688 lol

Why you wanna date this guy if you think he's such a dumbass. You can do better

No, dumbass, this is the dude I want to date.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/william-103804.html

Why is everything in quotes lol

[Bebpo]

Did Speed Dating tonight with a gal friend. Was fairly  and was fun hearing about the  from her side as well.

Key nugget from a Japanese gal:

Me: What do you want to be doing in 5 years?
Her: I want to be an american policewoman. I did karate as a kid and I want to help people. It seems scary in America with guns, but I think it will be worth it!

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[TVC15]

Yes it is trivial!  That’s like an ounce and a half, right? That’s a few hundred bucks. Like 500 at most but my street price info is very stale now.

Mr. i'm-so-dark TVC wouldn't even kill a guy over $688 lol

Why you wanna date this guy if you think he's such a dumbass. You can do better

No, dumbass, this is the dude I want to date.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/william-103804.html

Why is everything in quotes lol

Dunno. I think it may either because he’s 65 now and if he was crazy then, he’s even worse now, or it’s some sort of code for someone on the outside. He’s also really smart; the dumb hick thing is an act. He speaks a few language and can quote classic literature. Maybe a combo of all these. Oh, and despite what he says there, he doesn’t like his daughter. He abandoned her Soon after she was born and disappeared for months.

He’ll probably be one of the unfortunately famous ones in a few years. His story is really disturbing. I had to stop reading at a few points because I felt so terrible for his ex-wives.

[nudemacusers]

Dunno. I think it may either because he’s 65 now and if he was crazy then, he’s even worse now, or it’s some sort of code for someone on the outside. He’s also really smart; the dumb hick thing is an act. He speaks multiple languages and can extensively quote classic literature. Maybe a combo of all these. Oh, and despite what he says there, he doesn’t like his daughter. He abandoned her a few days after she was born and disappeared for months.

I don’t think he’s your type anyway, not into you getting spit roasted 

Then Bill explained that he was trying to fulfill her fantasy of making love to two men. He reminded her that he'd asked her what sort of fantasy man she'd want, "and since he was blond and blue-eyed, I said maybe someone with dark hair and green eyes. But it was a joke."

But now Bill's friend, green-eyed, dark-haired "Jesse," was apparently waiting in the room next to theirs.

Karen didn't want two men in her bed, only one: Bill. She screamed at him, so angry that she started putting on her clothes, getting ready to leave. When the telephone rang again, Bill picked it up, said "No," and hung up.

Later, he told her she'd passed a test. "If you had said yes, our relationship would have been over," he said. "We'd have had a good time first, but it would have been over."

[TVC15]

Karen is like the strongest person in the world.

The story gets so much worse from there, man.

[nudemacusers]

Yeah did some reading, terrible stuff, also came across this:
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.true-crime/4ke7CquwfcY

It is very sad that William does not LOVE himself. In reading his comments
below, it becomes clear that he does NOT love himself. That is tragic. He
SHOULD be able to kill fellow humans, and love himself and his accomplishments.
But he can't. His True Reality is too weak. He is not in touch with the glory
of his own life. He canaccept the fact that he had an ABSOLUTE RIGHT to kill
these women. His mindset is still that of a little boy. He thinks he has done
something wrong in killing the 3 gals, and that he deserves to be "punished".
Very sad. William even EXPLAINS that he WANTED to get caught, and committed the
murders as he did, even LEAVING one gal ALIVE, because he wants her to testify
against him in court. here we see a killer with a real SELF-ESTEEM problem. He
does NOT love himself. This is tragic. He genuinelly does not accept the FACT
that he had a 100% valid, True Reality right to avenge his own suffering by
slaughtering fellow humans. Even though he CARRIED OUT the killings, he doesn't
feel he had a legitimate right to do so.

  All I can say is that his mindset is a tragic one. I am glad my mindset is
totally different. And while I fully respect William's True Reality, I am very
glad that my mindset and the mindsets of many other aspiring and actual
predators is that of LOVE of self, recognition of our right to seek and claim
vengeance through violence, and the understanding that every victim has an
absolute right to victimize others, and to feel not a SHRED of guilt or remorse
or invalidation or low self-esteem, over what we are and what life choices we
make.

I assume the guy writing this is on a watch list cuz 

[nudemacusers]

Oh I guess this is a whole “thing” https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/57lru8/who_is_joe1orbit/

Will have to read all this over a glass of wine

[TVC15]

Did you read about the time when he pitchforked his cat?

[nudemacusers]

I’ve been listening to serial killer podcasts to help me sleep at night out here, Eddie kemper’s cat issues are hard to beat.

[TVC15]

It was a whore for his sister!

[TVC15]

Oh I guess this is a whole “thing” https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/57lru8/who_is_joe1orbit/

Will have to read all this over a glass of wine

This is another fascinating rabbit hole.  He’s featured in an old documentary from 1989 that also features GG Allin. I guess it’s a docu on fringe weirdos, and he’s had this shtick since the 80s.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affliction_(1996_film)

Info from a review:

“Other interesting individual in this movie is Full Force Frank. Dating back to 1989, Full Force Frank had published some notorious zines where he had promised to commit a massacre one day. In every issue of his zine, he ranted and raved about his killing plans. He was so determined and so outspoken about them that even the FBI came looking for him (or so he said). In "Affliction", Full Force Frank shows his collection of guns and basically talks about mass-murder. Mark Hejnar had never seen him or been at Full Force Frank's apartment by the way. Hejnar wanted to do an interview with him, but instead of that, Full Force Frank had sent him a video cassette with the material that you'll see in "Affliction". In the end of this documentary Hejnar announced that "frank dropped out of sight awhile ago" and yes, it is true. Full Force Frank mysteriously disappeared in the late summer of 1991. He discontinued his pen-pal relationship with everyone, never giving an explanation, but from the beginning of September 1996, he appeared in the internet under the name Joe1orbit and has been an active Usenet poster‘

He was arrested with a. Bunch of fake IDs in 2002. I’d date it.

[BIONIC]

The relationship thread is finally readable again.

TVC

[TVC15]

Check out the price tag on joe1orbit’s work:

https://www.abebooks.com/book-search/author/full-force-frank/

Frank's Zine, Brooklyn, NY, 1989. 60+ pp. each. Scarce and important example of this phenomena of the zine world. Frank claimed to be a psychopath, planning some kind of big mass murder. While he smoldered, he wrote these zines and sent them, rather inexpensively, to zinesters. He was a good correspondent, writing long letters in blood-red pen, always signed SINcerely and PSYCHOpathically yours. Later, zinesters began to realize that this self-proclaimed psychopath was much more than a mere faker or big talker. They started to think he was the FBI infiltration of the zine world. What a great idea, try to get leads on psychopaths via the zine world. He did get Mike Diana to submit some art for back cover and interiors. A lot of his clips came from gun magazines and what look like magazines for police and military. Whatever he was, these controversial zines are intriguing, and an important part of zine history. Frank disappeared just as suddenly as he appeared. A few videos of him are on the 'net. 9 Side stapled xerographic zines, with cardstock covers and a a couple of cardstock interior pages. Built to last. Readwear. Minor browning to covers. No. 5 has water stain on cover. No. 6 cover wrinkled. No. 8 has 1 pp. color xerox collage interior. Very good.

[Crash Dummy]

Far be it for me to apply more nuance to a 4chan shitpost, but I see the general gist of such sentiments is get a personality and some drive cause a lot of people shape their personality entirely on the entertainment they consume to the point where there isn't much to them beyond their opinions on what is generally children's media.

Like no girl gives a shit if you have an FF ranking or what your FF ranking is, she cares if you're smart/funny/confident/etc.

You call me a Middle East weeaboo but I'm actually that for Basques (don't ask).

When I was in London with my SO we went through Covent Garden and she pointed out a Basque restaurant then said, "I was here for work [while we were broken up], saw this, and thought of you."

Have dumb shit about you for people to remember you by, and by dumb shit I don't mean nerd shit.

early in the relationship when my gf saw i liked to read, she bought me a book on emotional intelligence 

[nudemacusers]

The relationship thread is finally readable again.

TVC

Imagine using a relationship thread on this gutter trash forum for normie bullshit problems

[Bebpo]

Speed dating did not go so well. Got my scorecard today and only 1 of the 5 women I picked matched back. And from what I hear from my gal friend a lot of the guys were pretty awkward. Sometimes I wonder if maybe I have too high opinion of myself in terms of what a good catch I am outside my height. I sorta was expecting at least 3-5 of the women to match back since I was able to hold conversations and at least I thought I came across as fun.

[Atramental]

Went to Asheville last night for NYE and boned a 30 something mental health therapist. 

I motor boated one of her friend’s giant boobs as well. 

Happy New Year, binches

Going back to AVL tonight for round 2.

 

She’s planning to come down to my city this weekend, brehs.

[toku]

Speed dating did not go so well. Got my scorecard today and only 1 of the 5 women I picked matched back. And from what I hear from my gal friend a lot of the guys were pretty awkward. Sometimes I wonder if maybe I have too high opinion of myself in terms of what a good catch I am outside my height. I sorta was expecting at least 3-5 of the women to match back since I was able to hold conversations and at least I thought I came across as fun.

Don't think too much about it. Sometimes you miss. Sometimes it's not even about you.

[james]

Well this is awkward as fuck.

In early December, I was feeling lonely and decided to stalk my ex-gf on Facebook. We broke up 10 years ago, so this is extra sad.

Her profile is pretty locked down, so I looked at her sister's profiles to see if they had any juicy info (they did not).

Yesterday, Facebook sent me a notification suggesting I add the younger sister as my friend.

If Facebook sent the same suggestion to her, my cover is blown

[BIONIC]

Plot twist: the younger sister was james’ stalking target all along. Also, she’s twelve.

[VomKriege]

If Facebook sent the same suggestion to her, my cover is blown

Facebook is pretty heavy handed (and frighteningly effective) with those suggestions, it doesn't mean anything.

Don't be a creep tho.

[Ghoul]

James, you need to just send her a message on facebook asking for her back.

[Raist]

Plot twist: the younger sister was james’ stalking target all along. Also, she’s twelve.

And identifies as a cephalopod.

[Ghoul]

The fact James is old enough to have a 10 years in the past gf makes him all the creepier lol

he's 32 now, she's now just finishing college.

[Tasty]

Is james actually James Woods or is that still only my personal pet theory?

[MMaRsu]

Ugh

I was doing so goddamn well, just focussing on myself, went running and doing pushups each day and trying to make some happn/tinder matches happen.
Hit upon a few tinder matches and one of them already wants to go out for drinks this or next week.

Then I was high on confidence, when I went to the coffee shop this saturday this sexy ginger girl who works there was behind the counter, we were talking about NYE and how it all went, I said some friends came by we went to a party on the fifth then came back down to hang out and smoke weed. She was like aw Yeah I totally get you just chilling in your new crib.. and I said (i don't know what came over me) well maybe this is kinda weird since we don't really know eachother but.. if you want we can hang out sometime and you can check out my new crib as well?

She was like.. uhh yeah that's weird.. no just kidding I'd like that that's cool! In the meantime while we were talking a line of about 10 dudes had formed behind me, so I said ok well let's plan something when there's not 10 people standing behind me in line.

Now I know I'm probably a dumbass and should have asked for her digits then and there but Im sure ill be allright. If not thats cool too. Still I feel like I should have ' closed ' the deal to hook up at least right then and there.

Now I feel like a worthless loser again, all on my own -_-. Im bored man this shit sucks.

TO TOP IT ALL OFF

The woman from work randomly started texting me over the weekend about some Witcher discussion we had at work. She thought I had said that the bard from Witcher 3 was called Roach. When I clearly was talking about the horse. So on friday after work (she normally never texts me ever unless its work related) she was like oh I understand your confusion the bard isnt called Roach but the horse is. Didn't actually respond till it was sunday but I was like ok so I was totally right. She said nah not at all you said the bard was called Roach. I was like nuhuh no way I did that'b crazy.

Not that that probably means jack shit, just annoying that she is contacting me when im trying to get over her basically -_-

Nothing important just weird af all of a sudden she's texting me.

[james]

Plot twist: the younger sister was james’ stalking target all along. Also, she’s twelve.

Well she was, at the time. Which makes her 22-23 now.

James, you need to just send her a message on facebook asking for her back.

I dont want her back, I just want to know if shes miserable without me

The fact James is old enough to have a 10 years in the past gf makes him all the creepier lol

he's 32 now, she's now just finishing college.

Whats exceptionally creepy is that you are exactly right and now Im going to kill myself

[BIONIC]

Hope you’re better at killing yourself than Shonda

I believe in you

[team filler]

tasty 

[nachobro]

red lobster

[team filler]

get a real job, then holla at me 

[nachobro]

treat yo self

[Joe Molotov]

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tasty 

Sir, this is a Arby's.

[El Babua]

ngl, Red Lobster is pretty expensive tho 

[VomKriege]

MMarsu I think you're thinking too hard about it. Going by your story your pick up game exists, you manage to create opportunities for yourself "in the wild". It will lead somewhere at one point.

Don't get angsty about your coworker. Considering the sort of trouble you had with it I'd probably just abide to "no cock on the clock" rule. She's being friendly and that's nice, enjoy it for that.

[naff]

red lobsters menu looks like absolute shit

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tasty 

turns out she was just some fat white girl chasing after a black king  whale bitch tried to save face on her twitter, but she is a simp 

[Ghoul]

The fuck is red lobster? Some sort of poor man food?

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/jaleciaslife/status/1214245064165281792

https://twitter.com/__SXPH/status/1214245664663724035

 

[james]

I did the all you can eat shrimp and overdosed on sodium RIP

[Ghoul]

The fuck is red lobster? Some sort of poor man food?

It’s a chain owned by the people behind Olive Garden

They are attempts at appearing fancy but super chain-y and the food is just coated in butter.

It does taste good and Red Lobster legit has live lobster on site that they kill and cook but there’s nothing subtle about the food;  salt butter pasta lobster.

You might be joking but half of you are from yurop so thought maybe you didn’t know lol

Like I said I’m not from Europe but lived here long enough to not know what it actually is,

Sounds fancy if you’re super poor though.

[BisMarckie]

A client invited us to dinner at Red Lobster at my previous job.
Probably still one of the better restaurants in St.Louis though. 

[Ghoul]

wait, where in yurop do you live, ghoul?

Why do you want to know?! No dox here.

London if you gotta know

[TEEEPO]

you gon and fucked up ghoul

[Ghoul]

you gon and fucked up ghoul

I’ve given a town... I know his face and where he lives...

[team filler]

fuck his ass, ghoul!

[nachobro]

i've never been to a red lobster. it was always olive garden for fancy chain dinners back in the day

or a trip to sizzler

[Ghoul]

fuck his ass, ghoul!

Not pretty enough for me TBH. He’s only good for meth heads and sluts looking for a baby real quick

[team filler]

 

[TVC15]

The fuck is red lobster? Some sort of poor man food?

It’s a joint that scares shit out from under your fridge and boils it for you.

[TVC15]

Olive Garden > Red Lobster

[bluemax]

bluemax's ex

I think she would've dumped me on the spot for suggesting Red Lobster. I mean we ended up going to Sprouts and getting a bunch of random food on Christmas Day because none of the non chain pizza places were open.

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We were going to go to a fancy Chinese place but one of her cats was missing for almost a day, so she was too stressed/scared to go away for that long. The cat came back not long after we got back from the store, and the food we did eat was quite delicious.

[close]

[Raist]

Muhrican "restaurants"

[HardcoreRetro]

She thought I had said that the bard from Witcher 3 was called Roach. When I clearly was talking about the horse.

Next time you see her. Tell her that in the Spanish version of The Witcher, the horse is called La cucaracha. Do the song and dance as you say it.

Guaranteed succes.

[VomKriege]

She thought I had said that the bard from Witcher 3 was called Roach. When I clearly was talking about the horse.

Next time you see her. Tell her that in the Spanish version of The Witcher, the horse is called La cucaracha. Do the song and dance as you say it.

Guaranteed succes.

Now that's humour ! I would be totally on board to do that.

[MMaRsu]

  I dont know how to do the lecucaracha dance tho 

But thats funny haha

[BlueTsunami]

MM doing la cucaracha would probably summon some strange Norse God

[BlueTsunami]

So someone I hooked up with recently lovingly said I have really soft elbows as she caressed my right elbow. What is this.

[james]

Now Facebook is recommending the younger sister of a person I worked with in 2012