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[mormapope]

The sweetie and I got a hotel to spend the night. She's poly and her husband and child being at home makes romance and fucking not kosher. I live with family, so a hotel felt both felt goofy and naughty in its own right.

Tons of fucking (rawdog period sex at that too), she has a thing about sucking down cum every orgasm I have. Spent hours dry humping, grinding, fucking, saying we love each other. Never have gotten so many blowjobs in a single night.

Risking Coronavirus for this type of love and sex and passion is worth it. We both love each other intensely and dearly. Not having sore muscles from coronavirus, but from rough fucking instead, is quite pleasant. 

[ToxicAdam]

I bet a lot of people are hitting up old exes or people they previously ghosted. I can’t imagine trying to meet someone new in this reality.

[chronovore]

She left. Her flight was on time

Sounds like it was a little later in the timeline than it should've been.

[bluemax]

I bet a lot of people are hitting up old exes or people they previously ghosted. I can’t imagine trying to meet someone new in this reality.

I admit to hoping that maybe my ex would hit me up during this, but it has been long enough that I doubt that's a reality.

I've been trying to meet someone new but like you said, it is a weird ass time. I matched one person on Tinder, sent a message and got unmatched. Matched 1 on Bumble, and she has sent nothing yet. Matched 1 on Hinge last night and we talked about tacos for like 5 minutes before I tried to get her to tell me what else she was into and she responded with "Italian". She was 22 and apparently came to visit and got stuck, the conversation died after that.

So yeah, not a great time to be single and wanting to get over someone!

[demi]

I disagree. Great time to be single and get over someone - plenty of thick conchitas willing to shove things in their ass for your money online

[CatsCatsCats]

Yeah idk been smashn the fuck out my ex while both saying we’re not getting back 🤷‍♀️

[bluemax]

So yeah, not a great time to be single and wanting to get over someone!

Maybe the bright side is you have less reason to feel down about the idea?  Hard to feel rejected when for the most part there is a built in reason for people to not date right now.

Yes, I suppose the bright side is that all the other single people are unable to move forward with their lives as well, so everyone is relatively stalled out. It's just hard to find other distractions or things to invest time into. I suppose I just have to assume everyone is going to be stupid horny whenever we can start going to bars again and use the fact that I've lost weight during all of this to my advantage?

[bluemax]

Also true

I am still talking to my therapist and reading stuff on how to change my thought processes. I am not giving up on myself.

[Rahxephon91]

Low tier man problems, but how do you feel about other dudes making flirty comments on your so’s Facebook pictures or posts? Like saying she’s hot and whatnot.

[demi]

Yeah they're tryna hit it

[Cheddahz]

def. not the best time to end something because we weren't connecting

[toku]

got hit with "I thought you were gay?"

F

time to put the far left literature and existential philosophy down and watch more anime

[I'm a Puppy!]

F

[bluemax]

Matched on Tuesday with a girl on OKCupid, had a nice short conversation (we were both watching the same Twitch music stream).

Today she messages me and tells me she might have COVID, or at least pneumonia and said she's probably going to just sleep for a few days.

I hope for her sake it is not Corona and that she recovers quickly from whatever it is (and yes I told her this I'm not a jerk).

[Ghoul]

Matched on Tuesday with a girl on OKCupid, had a nice short conversation (we were both watching the same Twitch music stream).

Today she messages me and tells me she might have COVID, or at least pneumonia and said she's probably going to just sleep for a few days.

I hope for her sake it is not Corona and that she recovers quickly from whatever it is (and yes I told her this I'm not a jerk).

Should have said, wanna share the load?

[bluemax]

Good news, she messaged me today! No worsening symptoms!

[Madrun Badrun]

 

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[Nabbis]

Man, holy shit did i get played.

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:'(

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I dunno if anyone still remembers but basically started dating a girl i met on a cruise. She seemed super into it and it was i who was a little sceptical at first. We kept dating, spend some nights together and did basically bf/gf stuff. This went on for about 3 months. Just as i warmed up a bit comes a 180 attitude change where she aint sure if she wants to commit but could still see each other. Im pretty chill with it, i mean sure, things change etc. I take some distance. Sounds pretty normal so far.

Now, after two weeks i pretty much had enough and started setting up dates. I told her i don't do exclusivity if shes unsure or does not want to continue etc. The response was priceless "Yeah, sure i can't ask that from you. We were never in a realtionship anyway so it does not matter". Now i dunno if she will come around or not and at this point i would not act on it even if she did.

I had casual flings and FWBs, what we two did was far more then i do in those situations. So believe me if i say that the illusion seemed very real.

Dunno if there's any point to this story but it kinda fucks with me that a woman can be so into you and still do a colossal attitude change all of a sudden. Never seen anything like this before.   

[tiesto]

Sorry, Nabbis - yeah I've seen the total change in attitude from before... it sucks when it happens, I feel ya.

I assume since you two met on a cruise, that this was somewhat of a long distance situation? It's usually the long distance relationships where I've found the "change on a dime" attitude to occur.

[Nabbis]

Yeah, thanks. Just gotta lower the expectations on stuff, i guess. I can really only blame this on myself in the end. It's a 3h train ride, but it would not have been a long distance thing for long though due to various reasons. 

[toku]

you will make it out the desert mashallah

[VomKriege]

Wow a match that actually messages. In a style not too dissimilar with some of the shit we do here. That one may be actually promising.

[Raist]

OK, which one of you is catfishing Vom.

[team filler]

fematra rides again! 

[Ghoul]

OK, which one of you is catfishing Vom.

Glenda.

[bluemax]

I'm going to take part in the quarantine equivalent of speed dating via CMB tonight. Wish me luck bros.

[brawndolicious]

I'm going to take part in the quarantine equivalent of speed dating via CMB tonight. Wish me luck bros.

Break the ice by saying you've been practicing for it on chatroulete.

[bluemax]

This whole thing was super weird and awkward, but I guess it wasn't too much different from going to a party where you don't know everyone. Just less booze.

[Nabbis]

So... Cruise girls want to come over tomorrow. I don't understand why she wants to spend time and money on this. Meh, women.

Already had my first Tinder date(yay) and it was a disaster. I had no chemistry with her and just froze my ass outside. Im not really feeling motivated to message my matches and try to set something up cause everything is closed and it's kinda creepy to invite them over first without seeing them. Skype or some other crap could work first but like i said, im not very motivated atm. Tbh this is a pain in the ass even if you match with people you like appearance wise, im glad i stayed out of online stuff before and just stuck to events/bars.

[bluemax]

I am absolutely not considering this time as a point when I'm gonna meet someone to date. I put on all my profiles that I am okay with just finding someone to talk to for whatever amount of time the conversation lasts. It's kind of a good low-stakes period to just converse and figure yourself out and what you might be looking for. Given that we are at least a month away from even a few things opening in California, this feels like the safest approach.

Also, of course I'm still getting through my breakup, so just putting myself out there with no expectations attached is helping.

[Bebpo]

I was on okc last night and a cute girl liked my profile and she had a rabbit.

I like pets, but thought about this and a rabbit is bigger dealbreaker than almost anything outside smoking. Like even if the person was amazing, you gotta have a rabbit running around your place shitting everywhere all the time eating all your cables? Yeah, I just can't. (btw this is my experience of rabbit pets from friends who have rabbit pets).

[team filler]

bebps is high maintenance 

[Bebpo]

Rabbits live in cages and then you take them out to play outside if you aren’t a weird fecal freak.

They are fucking adorable too

Her photos are the rabbit running uncaged around eating all her stuff.

I’ve known two people with rabbits and their places always stank. They just don’t seem like good pets.

[nachobro]

rabbits and ferrets are both

[bluemax]

I dunno, this former coworker of mine has at least one rabbit and judging from her pics and vids on Instagram her place looks pretty clean. Actually thinking on it, another former coworker of mine had a rabbit as well and his place was very clean and didn't smell.

I think it just depends on the owner. My ex had 4 cats and if you didn't seem them or the cat furniture you wouldn't have known it.

[Tripon]

I had rabbits growing up, and I took care of a former roommate's rabbit for a couple of months. They poop like crazy.

[Ghoul]

Yeah I had a rabbit and they shit loads and piss everywhere whilst chewing absolutely anything they can get their teeth on, also when my one died the fit they have before they do is terrifying, wasn’t cool to see as a 12 year old.

[Raist]

I was on okc last night and a cute girl liked my profile and she had a rabbit.

I like pets, but thought about this and a rabbit is bigger dealbreaker than almost anything outside smoking. Like even if the person was amazing, you gotta have a rabbit running around your place shitting everywhere all the time eating all your cables? Yeah, I just can't. (btw this is my experience of rabbit pets from friends who have rabbit pets).

Counter point: rabbits are delicious.

[team filler]

had some rabbit tacos about a month ago. a bit overpriced for tacos, but overall worth it 

[VomKriege]

I was on okc last night and a cute girl liked my profile and she had a rabbit.

I like pets, but thought about this and a rabbit is bigger dealbreaker than almost anything outside smoking. Like even if the person was amazing, you gotta have a rabbit running around your place shitting everywhere all the time eating all your cables? Yeah, I just can't. (btw this is my experience of rabbit pets from friends who have rabbit pets).

Counter point: rabbits are delicious.

Cute rabbit ! Do you have any mustard ?

[Bebpo]

I was on okc last night and a cute girl liked my profile and she had a rabbit.

I like pets, but thought about this and a rabbit is bigger dealbreaker than almost anything outside smoking. Like even if the person was amazing, you gotta have a rabbit running around your place shitting everywhere all the time eating all your cables? Yeah, I just can't. (btw this is my experience of rabbit pets from friends who have rabbit pets).

Counter point: rabbits are delicious.

Feel like chances of a second date are low if you eat their pet.

[Raist]

I was on okc last night and a cute girl liked my profile and she had a rabbit.

I like pets, but thought about this and a rabbit is bigger dealbreaker than almost anything outside smoking. Like even if the person was amazing, you gotta have a rabbit running around your place shitting everywhere all the time eating all your cables? Yeah, I just can't. (btw this is my experience of rabbit pets from friends who have rabbit pets).

Counter point: rabbits are delicious.

Feel like chances of a second date are low if you eat their pet.

Yes, BUT


Rabbits are delicious.

[team filler]

I was on okc last night and a cute girl liked my profile and she had a rabbit.

I like pets, but thought about this and a rabbit is bigger dealbreaker than almost anything outside smoking. Like even if the person was amazing, you gotta have a rabbit running around your place shitting everywhere all the time eating all your cables? Yeah, I just can't. (btw this is my experience of rabbit pets from friends who have rabbit pets).

Counter point: rabbits are delicious.

Feel like chances of a second date are low if you eat their pet.

forget the girl, you're only in this for the delicious rabbit now  rabbit>stank rona pussy

[team filler]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8nbphJl8Cv/

 

[VomKriege]

I want some rabbit to eat now. 

[VomKriege]

Love can bloom on the battlefield but less so in a pandemic.

Wow a match that actually messages. In a style not too dissimilar with some of the shit we do here. That one may be actually promising.

Not so promising after all. We exchanged a dozens or more messages initially (including Ghana pallbearers) but she didn't pickup on the last message. I guess I could try talking cinema because she loves it but honestly... Not really in the mood for it. Pen palling without any IRL meeting in sight (we're still 2-3 weeks away from restrictions being eased) is not motivating to me. Or it has to really click, which is obviously not the case here.

In the grand GAFERA tradition, I'll now ignore all convergent advice and message my crush in LinkedIn. 

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Nah you're all right. Would be dumb.

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I have to confess that 10 days later I did send a message, idle hands invite the devil and all that. Now in my defense, last time we met and discussed a bit I did suggest, if the lockdown was to last long I might drop in a message on LinkedIn for "professional news" and that didn't seem to bother her, quite the contrary. I kept it very simple, saying I kept getting work, hoping she was doing fine. She confirmed she went down south to stay in with her parents, thought I was really lucky to work while she was bored to tears, we wished each other well for the rest of the lockdown and left it at that. The employer we work at is currently planning on reopening (though they didn't officially told us so yet) so I could follow up but I'll wait to see if I get some planning there early May, I'd rather offer her a coffee. She did not suggest to take the discussion elsewhere so I'm lukewarm about a there being there.

[Valkyrie]

Get stalked irl by Tinder incels who sends you pics of yourself getting on and off the bus, brehs

[VomKriege]

Get stalked irl by Tinder incels who sends you pics of yourself getting on and off the bus, brehs

 
Obviously keep some archive and info to report if need be.

[StealthFan]

Get stalked irl by Tinder incels who sends you pics of yourself getting on and off the bus, brehs

[team filler]

tinder incels need BBC 

do they know your thebore.com account 

[bluemax]

Good news, she messaged me today! No worsening symptoms!

Have not heard from her in awhile. No biggie. I did hit up this girl I matched with a long time ago and got some responses. I feel like if the lockdown wasn't happening I would see if she was free this weekend, so I don't really know where to go with it next, but I feel like a girl who tells you that the Tale of games are among her all time favorites is probably worth waiting for ;-)

[team filler]

protect valk at all costs 

[remy]

Get stalked irl by Tinder incels who sends you pics of yourself getting on and off the bus, brehs

Fuckin whoa

[BIONIC]

protect valk at all costs 

filler: a simp denied his message board date 

[chronovore]

Get stalked irl by Tinder incels who sends you pics of yourself getting on and off the bus, brehs

That's insanely creepy. Have you spoken with the police?

[Raist]

wtf Valk

Get stalked irl by Tinder incels who sends you pics of yourself getting on and off the bus, brehs

That's insanely creepy. Have you spoken with the police?

Yes, this x100

[CatsCatsCats]

Dude I would shit myself so hard that’s scary

[team filler]

Sorry that happened to ya, val. Hope you're staying safe and being careful.

On a lighter note: I got the "miss you" drunk ex text for once! I was the recipient and I got to turn the bitch down. Felt so good!

"I belong to da skreetz" 

[bluemax]

Good news, she messaged me today! No worsening symptoms!

Have not heard from her in awhile. No biggie. I did hit up this girl I matched with a long time ago and got some responses. I feel like if the lockdown wasn't happening I would see if she was free this weekend, so I don't really know where to go with it next, but I feel like a girl who tells you that the Tale of games are among her all time favorites is probably worth waiting for ;-)

Lulz, showed up to my friend's weekly Zoom happy hour. 10 minutes or so in... the lawyer lady joins. I messaged her on OKC and said "Are we in the same zoom happy hour?" and a minute later she asks "is there anyone named myrealname here?". So that's fun.

[BIONIC]

Sorry that happened to ya, val. Hope you're staying safe and being careful.

On a lighter note: I got the "miss you" drunk ex text for once! I was the recipient and I got to turn the bitch down. Felt so good!

Have enough self-respect and self-esteem to pass on free pussy brehs