RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[I'm a Puppy!]

Possum girl turned to hard drugs? Shocking!!!

[james]

I was having a nice chat with a girl on reddit and she's gone and nuked her entire account. It wasn't a new account either.

 

[CatsCatsCats]

Lol you gonna get vanned

[Ghoul]

Did she nuke as you sent her splatoon art?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Oblivion will appreciate this: I’m seeing a girl with 36Js.

As a heads up, she reviewed and approved this picture. It’s NSFW:

https://ibb.co/SwLJrCt

Note the date on the bottom left hand corner, which is today. This is a Bore exclusivo! Don’t know how long this picture will last, seems like every free upload site is terrible.

[team filler]

 

[Nintex]

 

[james]

Godamn.



But also. How does that conversation go?

"look i post on a forum which has 17 men who 14 years ago posted on a video game forum that is now a maga forum and I need to prove to them that i can be in the same room as a girl so can i get a sfw titty pic to share  and don't worry ill let you know how many likes it gets but once again note that the ceiling is 17 and only if 4 of them log onto their alt accounts to also like the post "

[james]

He probably just said "mind if I show my boys how hot you are?"

But that leads to the follow-up "when can I meet the boys"

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[Olivia Wilde Homo]

He probably just said "mind if I show my boys how hot you are?"

Pretty much this. I showed her the thread and I said that it would really shake things up to post a picture of her. She was cool with it as long as she didn’t show her whole face. I was going to take the picture before she said “hold on” and showed her nipple. I cropped most of her face out, she looked at the picture, said it was good to go, and I found a free, anonymous image site and here we are.

Just enjoy the picture instead of overthinking it, james.

[team filler]

lechita 

[james]

Oh I'm enjoying alright

[Atramental]

[james]

vom, the recent changes to OKC (I last used it late last year) just kill your fucking user base

How could they make it worse than what they did?

[VomKriege]

The person I was seeing confirmed her blessing to look elsewhere. I'm getting dinner with meme collecting co-worker this week.

vom, the recent changes to OKC (I last used it late last year) just kill your fucking user base

How could they make it worse than what they did?

They restricted the search and browsing (outside of the queue) options drastically on the desktop site, removed it entirely on mobile.

[VomKriege]

Meme Coworker asked me if she could invite a friend/another coworker.
 

I guess there isn't anything there except that I make her laugh.
Back on cruising...

[team filler]

fuck them both, vom!

[james]

Hypothetical boys

Say you've met this girl who is very likely to suck some sweet D

But also, she cannot fit into a rowboat.

Yes or no

[BIONIC]

sweet D

[tiesto]

Hypothetical boys

Say you've met this girl who is very likely to suck some sweet D

But also, she cannot fit into a rowboat.

Yes or no

Yes for me but I like BBWs.

[james]

Hypothetical boys

Say you've met this girl who is very likely to suck some sweet D

But also, she cannot fit into a rowboat.

Yes or no

Yes. A person like you needs to experience the shame of having your dick sucked by a gargantuan woman.

 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Oblivion will appreciate this: I’m seeing a girl with 36Js.

As a heads up, she reviewed and approved this picture. It’s NSFW:

https://ibb.co/SwLJrCt

Note the date on the bottom left hand corner, which is today. This is a Bore exclusivo! Don’t know how long this picture will last, seems like every free upload site is terrible.

I went down on her for an hour last night. She has pretty much unlimited sexual energy and can go forever. When she’s not with me, we come up with some amazing sexts and role playing via text.

I generally don’t like posting details but there was a positive reception here. So this is probably the last you’ll hear from me about her for a while.

[Clockwork5]

Girlfriend’s residency is in the middle of the desert in Arizona and it’s just total fuzz when we talk on the phone. This is going to be a hard handful of months. I’m fine with 90% of our communication happening via text while we are long distance but I gotta hear her voice from time to time

 

[james]

Oblivion will appreciate this: I’m seeing a girl with 36Js.

As a heads up, she reviewed and approved this picture. It’s NSFW:

https://ibb.co/SwLJrCt

Note the date on the bottom left hand corner, which is today. This is a Bore exclusivo! Don’t know how long this picture will last, seems like every free upload site is terrible.

I went down on her for an hour last night. She has pretty much unlimited sexual energy and can go forever. When she’s not with me, we come up with some amazing sexts and role playing via text.

I generally don’t like posting details but there was a positive reception here. So this is probably the last you’ll hear from me about her for a while.

Mean

[chronovore]

Girlfriend’s residency is in the middle of the desert in Arizona and it’s just total fuzz when we talk on the phone. This is going to be a hard handful of months. I’m fine with 90% of our communication happening via text while we are long distance but I gotta hear her voice from time to time

 

I know this is probably what you mean anyway, but are you using voice chat, or are you on an actual POTS? I find the sound quality is greatly improved when using robust voice chat applications such as FaceTime or Google hangouts.

[BIONIC]

Post one good picture on fb after being AWOL for years and all kinds of women will come out of the woodwork to hit you up...  Hoe's Law.

Turns out that old ladies wanting to pinch you cheeks and ruffle your hair doesn’t mean that they want your hog 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Post one good picture on fb after being AWOL for years and all kinds of women will come out of the woodwork to hit you up...  Hoe's Law.

Turns out that old ladies wanting to pinch you cheeks and ruffle your hair doesn’t mean that they want your hog 

it's when they pinch your cheeks and ruffle your pubic hair that it means they want your hog.

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I hope james smashed that bbw

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[Clockwork5]

Girlfriend’s residency is in the middle of the desert in Arizona and it’s just total fuzz when we talk on the phone. This is going to be a hard handful of months. I’m fine with 90% of our communication happening via text while we are long distance but I gotta hear her voice from time to time

 

I know this is probably what you mean anyway, but are you using voice chat, or are you on an actual POTS? I find the sound quality is greatly improved when using robust voice chat applications such as FaceTime or Google hangouts.

She doesnt have WiFi yet as it is both expensive and slow. She is on a Navajo reservation so her options are super limited. We were actually going to go without FaceTime because the best internet she can get is like 5 mgbt download for $75 per month. But I might just pay her damn bill so I can chat with her.

[james]

I fucked up so vad

What happened shosty

[team filler]

did shosty rape

[BIONIC]

Shondy trying to trick us to follow his stank ass to the discord for the deets 

[james]

My guess: he jerked off too much and then got a bootie call.

My guess: he jerked off too much and then his momma called

[Valkyrie]

Shot my shot with a guy from the office building.
He asked me out, so I have a date tomorrow!

I hope he cums on my face before the clock hits midnight and I turn into a werewolf.

[team filler]

happy breeding, valk! 




 

[VomKriege]

the french connection 👀

 

[Valkyrie]

Shot my shot with a guy from the office building.
He asked me out, so I have a date tomorrow!

I hope he cums on my face before the clock hits midnight and I turn into a werewolf.

Yes.

[Clockwork5]

Made it past the first month of this stint of LDR status. Milestones are what get you through this bullshit. Although, for some reason it’s a little easier this time after being locked down with her for four months 

Not really, I miss her like crazy. We are meeting up over labor day weekend though, just around the corner. Couldn’t come too soon, I’ve made it past the “furiously masterbating” stage and have reached “masterbation is kinda boring” stage. But I must be strong, the real thing is around the corner. I’m not drinking too much in her absence either so there is that too!
 

[james]

Couldn’t come too soon

She might disagree

[BIONIC]

Shot my shot with a guy from the office building.
He asked me out, so I have a date tomorrow!

I hope he cums on my face before the clock hits midnight and I turn into a werewolf.

Yes.

Pics or it didn’t happen 

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Congrats on the breeding 

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[Cerveza mas fina]

Hypothetical boys

Say you've met this girl who is very likely to suck some sweet D

But also, she cannot fit into a rowboat.

Yes or no

In the desert even a cactus is a flower

[VomKriege]

Yes.

Good.
I mean, having a forum werewolf would be kinda cool, probably not at the expense of losing a fine woman tho. Enough hairy sausage to go around.

Otherwise seeing my current / ex / hookup ? on Saturday. I'm not too worried that after a month we might both be in the mood for release. Honestly happy as a boy to see her again after our last date was torpedoed by Corona. 

[VomKriege]

Or Haarigewurst, as Bismarkie calls it.

[Bebpo]

Lately I want to talk to people because of the social aspect, but I don't know how to take to people anymore  :'(

I see a cute girl and I'm like I could try to match with her or send her a message, but if she replies it's like I don't what to talk about anymore. I have no life and not doing anything besides full time work, cooking and cleaning/housework, working out, consuming entertainment and posting here  :'(

I feel kinda embarrassed/low confidence to talk about myself/life atm because normally in dating talk I'm selling myself to try to appeal to the other person.


I know I could like stop consuming media for a bit and take some online classes, devote myself to some goal so I'm doing something with my life outside work atm to have something to talk about and not seem as pathetic, but just too lazy/depressed to do anything. Just waiting for the world to get past covid and pick up a life again so I have something to talk about on dates. Which I get is wrong, because you've had a whole of experiences and philosophies and interests and you should be able to talk for months with someone about everything until now, but I feel like I mostly know about videogames and no one wants to talk about that stuff so yeah...

idk just in a funk.

I don't know almost anyone else who lives alone right now and it's definitely a bit tough even for an introvert. Just been a long time in isolation already.

[Valkyrie]

Second date on Wednesday!

idk if this is dating or just fwb though.
But I get attention and dick, so it's good enough for me.

[brawndolicious]

Lately I want to talk to people because of the social aspect, but I don't know how to take to people anymore  :'(

I see a cute girl and I'm like I could try to match with her or send her a message, but if she replies it's like I don't what to talk about anymore. I have no life and not doing anything besides full time work, cooking and cleaning/housework, working out, consuming entertainment and posting here  :'(

I feel kinda embarrassed/low confidence to talk about myself/life atm because normally in dating talk I'm selling myself to try to appeal to the other person.


I know I could like stop consuming media for a bit and take some online classes, devote myself to some goal so I'm doing something with my life outside work atm to have something to talk about and not seem as pathetic, but just too lazy/depressed to do anything. Just waiting for the world to get past covid and pick up a life again so I have something to talk about on dates. Which I get is wrong, because you've had a whole of experiences and philosophies and interests and you should be able to talk for months with someone about everything until now, but I feel like I mostly know about videogames and no one wants to talk about that stuff so yeah...

idk just in a funk.

I don't know almost anyone else who lives alone right now and it's definitely a bit tough even for an introvert. Just been a long time in isolation already.

If she's a millennial, she probably watched too many 90s movies so...

Start a role-play where you pretend like you're stuck on a remote island with no one else on it. You start out hating each other because she's all prissy and you're all swarthy but then through cooperation and problem-solving, you smang.

Because it's the 90s and that's just how it worked.

[VomKriege]

Date had a lot of issues to sort through, didn't come by Saturday. 

[team filler]

just bang valk until she squirts again 

[Bebpo]

I think I'm gonna sign up and try some virtual speed dating this week, just to have some way to meet people and socialize since I'm just not finding any way to socialize right now.

I looked up online meetups, but around me it's pretty dead.

[VomKriege]

just bang valk until she squirts again 

Look out Nintex, there's a new fanfic poster in town.

[team filler]

it's called shipping, hunty  look it up 

[Bebpo]

I never knew where the word shipping originated from until last week playing Spider-Man there is a radio session from JJJ where he is like wtf is this shipping thing young people are doing?!? and then he's like shipping comes from the "ship" in "relationship" so it's short for relationshipping.

Then I was like ooooohhhh

[team filler]

kpop shipping was so top tier 

[james]

I never knew where the word shipping originated from until last week playing Spider-Man there is a radio session from JJJ where he is like wtf is this shipping thing young people are doing?!? and then he's like shipping comes from the "ship" in "relationship" so it's short for relationshipping.

Then I was like ooooohhhh

I always thought tug boats were involved

[Nintex]

just bang valk until she squirts again 

Look out Nintex, there's a new fanfic poster in town.

Would sign up for his newsletter, buy his book and read his blog 

[Atramental]

I have given up lol

[james]

Just got off a video call with my ex because we were going over some financial stuff (untying accounts and the like). She isn't looking too great. Skin a little rough. hair very messy, and I think she gained weight.

Not sure if I should be happy or sad that leaving me is not all it's cracked up to be.

Shosty, does this mean higher odds she'll come back?

[VomKriege]

Maybe respectfully inquire, as a friend, if she is doing OK ?

[team filler]

laugh and tell her she looks like complete shit 

[james]

Maybe respectfully inquire, as a friend, if she is doing OK ?

She said she is not. Says she is stressed because of corona. Cant go anywhere because too many people without masks. Tired of being at home every day.

I mean, she could have had me and my D every day?