Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 841204 times)

Tripon · « **Reply #3540 on:** March 20, 2020, 12:32:04 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 20, 2020, 12:14:13 AM

https://twitter.com/KanielaIng/status/1240379750566129665

https://twitter.com/reason/status/1240840990937812992
https://twitter.com/reason/status/1240771535318798337
https://twitter.com/reason/status/1240684231606456320
https://twitter.com/nickgillespie/status/1240797345098457088

benjipwns · « **Reply #3541 on:** March 20, 2020, 02:03:55 AM »

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1240634989605269504

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1240622167747944449

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1239926802363174912

Tripon · « **Reply #3542 on:** March 20, 2020, 12:53:57 PM »

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1116178219487641600

Tripon · « **Reply #3543 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:01:41 PM »

https://twitter.com/tom_usher_/status/1240590251808231424

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3544 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:03:32 PM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/flkxss/i_never_knew_we_had_such_a_socialist_president/fkzgr27/

Nintex · « **Reply #3545 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:41:36 PM »

who can resist that thumbnail?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3546 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:43:36 PM »

Normal people.

Tripon · « **Reply #3547 on:** March 21, 2020, 03:52:50 PM »

EchoRin · « **Reply #3548 on:** March 21, 2020, 07:22:50 PM »

Woody Allen, eh?

Filler must love this Mos Def song. 1 cause it's great and 2 because it kinda defends his man OJ to some degree

You can laugh and criticize Michael Jackson if you wanna
Woody Allen molested and married his step-daughter
Same press kicking dirt on Michael's name
Show Woody and Soon-Yi at the playoff game (holding hands)
Sit back and just bug, think about that
Would he get that type of dap if his name was Woody Black?
O.J. found innocent by jury of his peers
And they been fucking with that nicca for the last five years
Is it fair, is it equal, is it just, is it right?

Edit: Ha Take that "word filter" can't get your hands on a youtube name punk.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3549 on:** March 21, 2020, 07:46:20 PM »

IS THE MANAGER HERE

https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1240967734319558656

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3550 on:** March 21, 2020, 07:49:35 PM »

virus takes so infectious

cons are blatant sociopaths omg
https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1241332751359455232

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3551 on:** March 21, 2020, 08:14:17 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 21, 2020, 07:46:20 PM

IS THE MANAGER HERE

https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1240967734319558656

corona-chan goes brrrrr

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3552 on:** March 22, 2020, 12:02:24 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 21, 2020, 07:49:35 PM

https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1241332751359455232

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3553 on:** March 22, 2020, 02:28:35 PM »

avoiding the low hanging fruit
I've found possibly a golden take

https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/689692099009097729

EchoRin · « **Reply #3554 on:** March 22, 2020, 02:31:22 PM »

hmm... which party was in power during WW1 and WW2?

I'm all for anime (porn or otherwise), but I don't think it's done much to advance Europe other than create weebs.

Momo · « **Reply #3555 on:** March 23, 2020, 01:15:47 AM »

Glorious anime o7
Glorious Hitl.. wait

team filler · « **Reply #3556 on:** March 23, 2020, 01:24:40 AM »

EchoRin · « **Reply #3557 on:** March 23, 2020, 01:38:02 AM »

Don't Nazify mah Keions $:-\$

Tripon · « **Reply #3558 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:28:25 PM »

https://twitter.com/nkulw/status/1242211747446108161

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3559 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:34:01 PM »

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1241807123501084672

benjipwns · « **Reply #3560 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:34:56 PM »

ooh piece of candy

EchoRin · « **Reply #3561 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:53:53 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 23, 2020, 11:34:01 PM

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1241807123501084672

I think I posted this once before, but back when I was still in college I had the dream of teaching Enlgish in Japan ("wow you fucking weeb". Yeah I know. I am). A friend was kind enough to invite me to his family's Thanksgiving and I accepted. I was talking to his grandma while the Detroit Lions were getting smoked on live tv (a favorite past time of mine, as I dislike that team out of fun to poke at my buddies).

I brought up that I was hoping to go to Japan to teach English after school and out of the blue she goes "well you have to be careful. Those Japanese are sneaky" (I think she also mentioned that some president said that back in WW2 I guess). I was kinda taken aback and merely smiled and said something like, "ah well times change, but I'm a pretty careful person so I think it will be alright."

Lady was like 80 I would have to guess. Never knew there was some kind of stereotype about Japanese people being sneaky.

-------
Oh and needless to say, all 3 Japanese teaching companies I applied to ended up denying me. Probably cause of my citizenship. Fools. I spent the vast majority of my life in North America. English is more of my first language than my actual mother tongue. Oh well. Your loss.

I'm still bitter :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3562 on:** March 24, 2020, 12:07:29 AM »

wow you fucking weeb. Also the Japs are sneaky, they'll steal your strawberries when you aren't looking.

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The Japanese being sneaking and stealing strawberries is one of my favorite racist no-sequitur jokes from I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again. And I only half remember the joke.

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OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3563 on:** March 24, 2020, 12:16:25 AM »

bill mitchell recently, I just can't...

this is only searching through like, the last 10 hours of his twitter

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242292196885348355

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242182648040247302

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242169451316940806

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242167618334752769

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242142869785325568

Tripon · « **Reply #3564 on:** March 24, 2020, 12:16:46 PM »

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1242150486855172098

benjipwns · « **Reply #3565 on:** March 24, 2020, 01:00:00 PM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #3566 on:** March 24, 2020, 04:14:21 PM »

Please add this Bill Mitchell guy to the Central Park Trials, Kominbern.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3567 on:** March 24, 2020, 04:15:51 PM »

thinking over it

Quote

I'll start worrying when these godless Liberals don't hate what I say.

newsfeed please

Mandark · « **Reply #3568 on:** March 24, 2020, 04:20:25 PM »

as a matter of policy I think we should be newsfeeding original Bore^TM content rather than widely circulated twitter goofiness

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3569 on:** March 24, 2020, 04:21:15 PM »

probably
there has been a few exceptions and should be allowed for the most special of circumstances

EchoRin · « **Reply #3570 on:** March 24, 2020, 04:28:00 PM »

The "Taco Bell is the most mexican thing"

is my favorite newsfeed and that one is definitely from off the site cause one day I went digging into the origin of that.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3571 on:** March 24, 2020, 06:03:53 PM »

If it's from off-site, it's gotta be really, really good in order to make the newsfeed.

Or about Taco Bell.

Momo · « **Reply #3572 on:** March 25, 2020, 06:03:18 AM »

Tripon · « **Reply #3573 on:** March 25, 2020, 11:18:28 AM »

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #3574 on:** March 25, 2020, 11:22:23 AM »

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Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3575 on:** March 25, 2020, 01:10:45 PM »

Blob is the other side of the steve bannon thinking he’s genetically superior to Lebron jame coin

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3576 on:** March 25, 2020, 04:26:18 PM »

a new norm

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242783833755435008

ahh, now I see his true side

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242905977319493632

EchoRin · « **Reply #3577 on:** March 25, 2020, 04:42:26 PM »

Quote from: riotous on March 25, 2020, 04:29:49 PM

Quote from: EchoRin on March 23, 2020, 11:53:53 PM
Lady was like 80 I would have to guess. Never knew there was some kind of stereotype about Japanese people being sneaky.

Must have post-WW2 aged grandparents.

Growing up in the 80s everyone knew this sterotype lol

My Grandpa used to comment on "japs" nearly every time I saw him in some fashion.

Well my family is Czech. We don't really think about the Japanese at all. My grandparents (at least 2 are for sure pre WW2) wouldn't even have any real concept of Japanese stereotypes.

Oh sure, plenty of Vietnamese stereotypes cause they are a fairly large minority in the CZ, but yeah.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3578 on:** March 25, 2020, 06:44:09 PM »

curly · « **Reply #3579 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:31:13 PM »

Saving this for the next time one of you says something positive about this fat nerd because he posted something vaguely leftish.

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realizing after-the-post that I'm talking about myself

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benjipwns · « **Reply #3580 on:** March 25, 2020, 08:45:00 PM »

FILLER:

https://twitter.com/petercoffin/status/1242931195438084096

Mandark · « **Reply #3581 on:** March 25, 2020, 08:53:56 PM »

Giving people chloroquine for COVID19 is bad because it doesn't actually work.

Giving people chloroquine for COVID19 is good because of the placebo effect.

Giving people chloroquine for COVID19 is bad because it takes it away from people who actually need it for other things.

If the placebo effect is that strong just give people Flintstones vitamins and tell them it's chloroquine.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3582 on:** March 25, 2020, 09:44:13 PM »

https://twitter.com/davidhogg111/status/1242921757419483139

benjipwns · « **Reply #3583 on:** March 25, 2020, 11:13:57 PM »

That's not what people mean when they say to post hog.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3584 on:** March 26, 2020, 12:50:14 AM »

Well atleast her group didn't jump in with the death cult

https://twitter.com/clairlemon/status/1241525063934861312

Oblivion · « **Reply #3585 on:** March 26, 2020, 01:23:22 AM »

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1242863214595117063

Momo · « **Reply #3586 on:** March 26, 2020, 01:32:28 AM »

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1242955955165368320

team filler · « **Reply #3587 on:** March 26, 2020, 01:56:00 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 25, 2020, 09:44:13 PM

https://twitter.com/davidhogg111/status/1242921757419483139

hog fucker really was a plant

Mandark · « **Reply #3588 on:** March 26, 2020, 11:06:31 PM »

https://twitter.com/mikeduncan/status/1243181724785356800

https://twitter.com/mikeduncan/status/1243186032763383815

BisMarckie · « **Reply #3589 on:** March 26, 2020, 11:25:19 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 26, 2020, 10:57:33 PM

https://twitter.com/DouglasCarswell/status/1243156638586019841

FACT CHECK: If you think the Roman Republic ended due to the Gracchian reforms, which in itself is a pretty galaxy brain take, it was proto-crony capitalism if anything.

Not to mention that the leges gracchi didn’t have anything to do with UBI

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3590 on:** March 27, 2020, 01:41:30 AM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on March 26, 2020, 11:25:19 PM

Quote from: Esch on March 26, 2020, 10:57:33 PM
https://twitter.com/DouglasCarswell/status/1243156638586019841

FACT CHECK: If you think the Roman Republic ended due to the Gracchian reforms, which in itself is a pretty galaxy brain take, it was proto-crony capitalism if anything.

Not to mention that the leges gracchi didn’t have anything to do with UBI

wingnut money printer goes brrrrr

Oblivion · « **Reply #3591 on:** March 27, 2020, 01:46:16 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on March 26, 2020, 11:06:31 PM

https://twitter.com/mikeduncan/status/1243181724785356800

https://twitter.com/mikeduncan/status/1243186032763383815

you forgot to finish the story:

https://twitter.com/mikeduncan/status/1243246136149884929

Momo · « **Reply #3592 on:** March 27, 2020, 05:58:41 AM »

classic bob
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1243302427698348033

https://twitter.com/trashkitten4201/status/1243380291869249537

team filler · « **Reply #3593 on:** March 27, 2020, 06:59:22 PM »

https://twitter.com/ironyguillotine/status/1243528038580719616

EchoRin · « **Reply #3594 on:** March 27, 2020, 11:24:07 PM »

That Caleb guy has a really punchable face. I saw he retweeted this:
https://twitter.com/mattdizwhitlock/status/1243723521299304448

So I decided to look at what article it might be refering to which I assume is this one:

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/26/health/coronavirus-hospitals-do-not-resuscitate-bn/index.html

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Some other large hospital systems have been discussing issues around do-not-resuscitate orders, The Washington Post reported Wednesday night.
"It's true that there have been discussions abroad about how physicians must prioritize patients -- and it's my understanding that those will still be on a case-by-case basis," Dr. Darria Long Gillespie, senior vice president of clinical strategy at Sharecare and a clinical assistant professor at the University of Tennessee School of Medicine, wrote in an email on Wednesday.

I mean, It appears that what that news blurb said on the guys phone is correct.

VomKriege · « **Reply #3595 on:** March 28, 2020, 04:23:41 AM »

Quote from: Esch on March 27, 2020, 11:15:59 PM

https://twitter.com/CalebJHull/status/1243682256956395520

Must be the fabled Chinese bots ERA warned me about.

Nintex · « **Reply #3596 on:** March 28, 2020, 10:37:09 AM »

Still the king

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1243628624198189056

VomKriege · « **Reply #3597 on:** March 28, 2020, 07:45:03 PM »

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1243930272015491074

curly · « **Reply #3598 on:** March 28, 2020, 09:09:31 PM »

Was this ever posted

https://twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1181032940840636416?lang=en

toku · « **Reply #3599 on:** March 28, 2020, 09:28:55 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on March 28, 2020, 07:45:03 PM

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1243930272015491074

he coulda just tweeted out "bless up" would have been way cooler

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Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 841204 times)