Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 804967 times)

Tripon · « **Reply #3540 on:** March 20, 2020, 12:32:04 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 20, 2020, 12:14:13 AM

Where did all the libertarians go?
— Kaniela Ing (@KanielaIng) March 18, 2020
https://twitter.com/KanielaIng/status/1240379750566129665

While many of us turn to the government for answers to the COVID-19 pandemic, others rightfully seek solutions from the private sector. https://t.co/NIrPPFLdjI
— reason (@reason) March 20, 2020

https://twitter.com/reason/status/1240840990937812992

Let�s not forget that the botched rollout of COVID-19 tests is largely the fault of America�s medical regulatory bureaucracy - specifically the CDC and the FDA.https://t.co/bj34QB7dU8
— reason (@reason) March 19, 2020

https://twitter.com/reason/status/1240771535318798337

The private sector is itching to make the tools we need to fight the Coronavirus. https://t.co/1pf3TmtK5R
— reason (@reason) March 19, 2020

https://twitter.com/reason/status/1240684231606456320

Watching @HawleyMO on @TuckerCarlson rail against the ChiComs and praise the idea of the fed govt giving everybody lots of money. Is this an unannounced bonus season of Man in the High Castle?
— Nick Gillespie (@nickgillespie) March 20, 2020

https://twitter.com/nickgillespie/status/1240797345098457088

benjipwns · « **Reply #3541 on:** March 20, 2020, 02:03:55 AM »

It is so exhausting being a woman software engineer.

The men in this field REALLY need to be right, even when they are completely wrong. And there is a perverse need to undermine any technical point you make.

It�s sexism and they�ll never understand it.
— Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu) March 19, 2020

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1240634989605269504

Non-sarcastic question. Since we�re probably not getting a baseball season this year, will @MLBTheShow let you watch the computer play against the computer for a simulated season?

Think it�s the only way I�ll get my @RedSox fix! pic.twitter.com/npRZBldrxq
— Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu) March 19, 2020

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1240622167747944449

It�s impossible to overstate how hard #coronavirus is impacting campaigns like mine.

Fundraisers: Cancelled
Canvassing: Cancelled
Signature Gathering: Cancelled

We can still do digital work, which takes money. If you can help, the time is now.https://t.co/inQimflUj7
— Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu) March 17, 2020

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1239926802363174912

Tripon · « **Reply #3542 on:** March 20, 2020, 12:53:57 PM »

I'll never forgive the troglodytes who stole the future I EARNED to prolong their worthless existence.
— Bob Chipman ? bobchipman.bsky.social (@the_moviebob) April 11, 2019

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1116178219487641600

Tripon · « **Reply #3543 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:01:41 PM »

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3544 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:03:32 PM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/flkxss/i_never_knew_we_had_such_a_socialist_president/fkzgr27/

Nintex · « **Reply #3545 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:41:36 PM »

who can resist that thumbnail?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3546 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:43:36 PM »

Normal people.

Tripon · « **Reply #3547 on:** March 21, 2020, 03:52:50 PM »

EchoRin · « **Reply #3548 on:** March 21, 2020, 07:22:50 PM »

Woody Allen, eh?

Filler must love this Mos Def song. 1 cause it's great and 2 because it kinda defends his man OJ to some degree

You can laugh and criticize Michael Jackson if you wanna
Woody Allen molested and married his step-daughter
Same press kicking dirt on Michael's name
Show Woody and Soon-Yi at the playoff game (holding hands)
Sit back and just bug, think about that
Would he get that type of dap if his name was Woody Black?
O.J. found innocent by jury of his peers
And they been fucking with that nicca for the last five years
Is it fair, is it equal, is it just, is it right?

Edit: Ha Take that "word filter" can't get your hands on a youtube name punk.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3549 on:** March 21, 2020, 07:46:20 PM »

IS THE MANAGER HERE

Americans need to know date certain when this will end. The uncertainty for businesses, parents and kids is just not sustainable.
— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) March 20, 2020

https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1240967734319558656

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3550 on:** March 21, 2020, 07:49:35 PM »

virus takes so infectious

cons are blatant sociopaths omg

The more data we get, the more logical it is to question the �shut it all down� approach given the Great Depression II risk. �The report [about Italy] mentioned no deaths in people under 30 and very few deaths among men and women in their 40s and 50s.� https://t.co/daIGXcOLsz
— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) March 21, 2020

https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1241332751359455232

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3551 on:** March 21, 2020, 08:14:17 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 21, 2020, 07:46:20 PM

IS THE MANAGER HERE

Americans need to know date certain when this will end. The uncertainty for businesses, parents and kids is just not sustainable.
— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) March 20, 2020
https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1240967734319558656

corona-chan goes brrrrr

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3552 on:** March 22, 2020, 12:02:24 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 21, 2020, 07:49:35 PM

The more data we get, the more logical it is to question the �shut it all down� approach given the Great Depression II risk. �The report [about Italy] mentioned no deaths in people under 30 and very few deaths among men and women in their 40s and 50s.� https://t.co/daIGXcOLsz
— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) March 21, 2020
https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1241332751359455232

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3553 on:** March 22, 2020, 02:28:35 PM »

avoiding the low hanging fruit
I've found possibly a golden take

Anime�indeed, even anime porn�has done more to advance European civilization than the Republican Party. @TheRickWilson
— Richard Spencer (@RichardBSpencer) January 20, 2016

https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/689692099009097729

EchoRin · « **Reply #3554 on:** March 22, 2020, 02:31:22 PM »

hmm... which party was in power during WW1 and WW2?

I'm all for anime (porn or otherwise), but I don't think it's done much to advance Europe other than create weebs.

Momo · « **Reply #3555 on:** March 23, 2020, 01:15:47 AM »

Glorious anime o7
Glorious Hitl.. wait

team filler · « **Reply #3556 on:** March 23, 2020, 01:24:40 AM »

EchoRin · « **Reply #3557 on:** March 23, 2020, 01:38:02 AM »

Don't Nazify mah Keions $:-\$

Tripon · « **Reply #3558 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:28:25 PM »

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OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3559 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:34:01 PM »

Asians are ruthless in war. Ask any American who fought in WWII, in Korea, or in Vietnam. Could China have engineered this virus (high contagion/low lethality) as a warning to President Trump not to interfere with the cozy globalist trade deals arranged by Clinton and Obama?
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) March 22, 2020

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1241807123501084672

benjipwns · « **Reply #3560 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:34:56 PM »

ooh piece of candy

EchoRin · « **Reply #3561 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:53:53 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 23, 2020, 11:34:01 PM

Asians are ruthless in war. Ask any American who fought in WWII, in Korea, or in Vietnam. Could China have engineered this virus (high contagion/low lethality) as a warning to President Trump not to interfere with the cozy globalist trade deals arranged by Clinton and Obama?
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) March 22, 2020
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1241807123501084672

I think I posted this once before, but back when I was still in college I had the dream of teaching Enlgish in Japan ("wow you fucking weeb". Yeah I know. I am). A friend was kind enough to invite me to his family's Thanksgiving and I accepted. I was talking to his grandma while the Detroit Lions were getting smoked on live tv (a favorite past time of mine, as I dislike that team out of fun to poke at my buddies).

I brought up that I was hoping to go to Japan to teach English after school and out of the blue she goes "well you have to be careful. Those Japanese are sneaky" (I think she also mentioned that some president said that back in WW2 I guess). I was kinda taken aback and merely smiled and said something like, "ah well times change, but I'm a pretty careful person so I think it will be alright."

Lady was like 80 I would have to guess. Never knew there was some kind of stereotype about Japanese people being sneaky.

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Oh and needless to say, all 3 Japanese teaching companies I applied to ended up denying me. Probably cause of my citizenship. Fools. I spent the vast majority of my life in North America. English is more of my first language than my actual mother tongue. Oh well. Your loss.

I'm still bitter :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3562 on:** March 24, 2020, 12:07:29 AM »

wow you fucking weeb. Also the Japs are sneaky, they'll steal your strawberries when you aren't looking.

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OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3563 on:** March 24, 2020, 12:16:25 AM »

bill mitchell recently, I just can't...

this is only searching through like, the last 10 hours of his twitter

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https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242292196885348355

In nation after nation, we are exiting the acceleration phase of the bell curve and growth is flattening.

This the beginning of the end for COVID-19.
— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) March 23, 2020

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242182648040247302

I am sorry for the 16,000 who have lost their lives to this virus, but let's have a reality check.

On a global scale for a pandemic, 16,000 is nothing. The CDC estimates the seasonal flu will kill 500,000 globally this year.

And yet, NOTHING closes for the flu.
— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) March 23, 2020

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242169451316940806

How do people invest with confidence in a stock market when they know that all it will take to wipe out their equity is a new virus and 16,000 deaths?

The world cannot survive and prosper living on the slope of a biological volcano where we panic and flee with every rumble.
— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) March 23, 2020

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242167618334752769

I'll start worrying when these godless Liberals don't hate what I say.
— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) March 23, 2020

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242142869785325568

Tripon · « **Reply #3564 on:** March 24, 2020, 12:16:46 PM »

Kind of interesting to watch Michael Tracey morph into a Resistance Liberal now that Tulsi supports Biden. https://t.co/2guuhchRXU
— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) March 23, 2020

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1242150486855172098

benjipwns · « **Reply #3565 on:** March 24, 2020, 01:00:00 PM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #3566 on:** March 24, 2020, 04:14:21 PM »

Please add this Bill Mitchell guy to the Central Park Trials, Kominbern.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3567 on:** March 24, 2020, 04:15:51 PM »

thinking over it

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I'll start worrying when these godless Liberals don't hate what I say.

newsfeed please

Mandark · « **Reply #3568 on:** March 24, 2020, 04:20:25 PM »

as a matter of policy I think we should be newsfeeding original Bore^TM content rather than widely circulated twitter goofiness

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3569 on:** March 24, 2020, 04:21:15 PM »

probably
there has been a few exceptions and should be allowed for the most special of circumstances

EchoRin · « **Reply #3570 on:** March 24, 2020, 04:28:00 PM »

The "Taco Bell is the most mexican thing"

is my favorite newsfeed and that one is definitely from off the site cause one day I went digging into the origin of that.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3571 on:** March 24, 2020, 06:03:53 PM »

If it's from off-site, it's gotta be really, really good in order to make the newsfeed.

Or about Taco Bell.

Momo · « **Reply #3572 on:** March 25, 2020, 06:03:18 AM »

Tripon · « **Reply #3573 on:** March 25, 2020, 11:18:28 AM »

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #3574 on:** March 25, 2020, 11:22:23 AM »

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Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3575 on:** March 25, 2020, 01:10:45 PM »

Blob is the other side of the steve bannon thinking he’s genetically superior to Lebron jame coin

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3576 on:** March 25, 2020, 04:26:18 PM »

a new norm

Every American accepts a certain amount of risk to live in this great society. You may be killed in an accident, die a victim of violent crime, die of a disease, die from obesity or stress, etc.

We exercise caution, but life goes on.

The same should apply to COVID-19.
— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) March 25, 2020

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242783833755435008

ahh, now I see his true side

I'm here practically 24/7 fighting against the lies and hype surrounding the COVID-19 panic. The media over-reaction is intended to break the Trump economy.

If I helped you in 2016 and you appreciate my voice now, please donate generously. Thanks! :-)https://t.co/DwrP5foSjw
— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) March 25, 2020

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242905977319493632

EchoRin · « **Reply #3577 on:** March 25, 2020, 04:42:26 PM »

Quote from: riotous on March 25, 2020, 04:29:49 PM

Quote from: EchoRin on March 23, 2020, 11:53:53 PM
Lady was like 80 I would have to guess. Never knew there was some kind of stereotype about Japanese people being sneaky.

Must have post-WW2 aged grandparents.

Growing up in the 80s everyone knew this sterotype lol

My Grandpa used to comment on "japs" nearly every time I saw him in some fashion.

Well my family is Czech. We don't really think about the Japanese at all. My grandparents (at least 2 are for sure pre WW2) wouldn't even have any real concept of Japanese stereotypes.

Oh sure, plenty of Vietnamese stereotypes cause they are a fairly large minority in the CZ, but yeah.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3578 on:** March 25, 2020, 06:44:09 PM »

curly · « **Reply #3579 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:31:13 PM »

Saving this for the next time one of you says something positive about this fat nerd because he posted something vaguely leftish.

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realizing after-the-post that I'm talking about myself

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benjipwns · « **Reply #3580 on:** March 25, 2020, 08:45:00 PM »

FILLER:

Ashleigh and I want to let folks know we separated, and have been for a while. We have always been fairly private about our relationship and weren�t sure how to say this without it being weird.
— Peter Coffin (@petercoffin) March 25, 2020

https://twitter.com/petercoffin/status/1242931195438084096

Mandark · « **Reply #3581 on:** March 25, 2020, 08:53:56 PM »

Giving people chloroquine for COVID19 is bad because it doesn't actually work.

Giving people chloroquine for COVID19 is good because of the placebo effect.

Giving people chloroquine for COVID19 is bad because it takes it away from people who actually need it for other things.

If the placebo effect is that strong just give people Flintstones vitamins and tell them it's chloroquine.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3582 on:** March 25, 2020, 09:44:13 PM »

Tik Tok is a national security threat that should only only be used to call out the Chinese government (who controls it) for their atrocities and human rights abuses.

Seriously y'all memes and jokes are fun but downloading the spyware of an authoritarian regime is not.
— David Hogg ? (@davidhogg111) March 25, 2020

https://twitter.com/davidhogg111/status/1242921757419483139

benjipwns · « **Reply #3583 on:** March 25, 2020, 11:13:57 PM »

That's not what people mean when they say to post hog.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3584 on:** March 26, 2020, 12:50:14 AM »

Well atleast her group didn't jump in with the death cult

Italy has a death rate in excess of 10%, Spain, France & UK are in lockdown, China welded people inside their apartments, & dudes are still trying to tell me that it�s �just the flu.� Human stubbornness & rigidity is something to behold.
— Claire Lehmann (@clairlemon) March 22, 2020

https://twitter.com/clairlemon/status/1241525063934861312

Oblivion · « **Reply #3585 on:** March 26, 2020, 01:23:22 AM »

Due to the world�s current situation, we are lowering the price of my Personality Course indefinitely to increase its accessibility. Amid this crisis, there's an opportunity for self-analysis and personal development. We believe this tool can help: https://t.co/JVMhAfe2wy.
— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) March 25, 2020

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1242863214595117063

Momo · « **Reply #3586 on:** March 26, 2020, 01:32:28 AM »

What does this have to do with Rick Scott not wanting people to have unemployment checks? https://t.co/K6f2DqtpcB
— Bob Chipman ? bobchipman.bsky.social (@the_moviebob) March 25, 2020

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1242955955165368320

team filler · « **Reply #3587 on:** March 26, 2020, 01:56:00 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 25, 2020, 09:44:13 PM

Tik Tok is a national security threat that should only only be used to call out the Chinese government (who controls it) for their atrocities and human rights abuses.

Seriously y'all memes and jokes are fun but downloading the spyware of an authoritarian regime is not.
— David Hogg ? (@davidhogg111) March 25, 2020
https://twitter.com/davidhogg111/status/1242921757419483139

hog fucker really was a plant

Mandark · « **Reply #3588 on:** March 26, 2020, 11:06:31 PM »

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BisMarckie · « **Reply #3589 on:** March 26, 2020, 11:25:19 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 26, 2020, 10:57:33 PM

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FACT CHECK: If you think the Roman Republic ended due to the Gracchian reforms, which in itself is a pretty galaxy brain take, it was proto-crony capitalism if anything.

Not to mention that the leges gracchi didn’t have anything to do with UBI

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3590 on:** March 27, 2020, 01:41:30 AM »

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FACT CHECK: If you think the Roman Republic ended due to the Gracchian reforms, which in itself is a pretty galaxy brain take, it was proto-crony capitalism if anything.

Not to mention that the leges gracchi didn’t have anything to do with UBI

wingnut money printer goes brrrrr

Oblivion · « **Reply #3591 on:** March 27, 2020, 01:46:16 AM »

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Momo · « **Reply #3592 on:** March 27, 2020, 05:58:41 AM »

classic bob

Change, to me, isn't the bigots and the bullies being "equal" to the people they used to push around (or worse) - it's the people who got pushed around and kept down being in the head office, the boardroom, on the throne... and the bullies having to beg for THEIR scraps.
— Bob Chipman ? bobchipman.bsky.social (@the_moviebob) March 26, 2020

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1243302427698348033

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team filler · « **Reply #3593 on:** March 27, 2020, 06:59:22 PM »

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EchoRin · « **Reply #3594 on:** March 27, 2020, 11:24:07 PM »

That Caleb guy has a really punchable face. I saw he retweeted this:

Dr. Birx: There�s no evidence we are moving towards a do not resuscitate situation and it�s dangerous to tell people there might not be care for them.

CNN tonight: pic.twitter.com/AyAm6cZtsH
— Matt Whitlock (@mattdizwhitlock) March 28, 2020

https://twitter.com/mattdizwhitlock/status/1243723521299304448

So I decided to look at what article it might be refering to which I assume is this one:

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/26/health/coronavirus-hospitals-do-not-resuscitate-bn/index.html

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Some other large hospital systems have been discussing issues around do-not-resuscitate orders, The Washington Post reported Wednesday night.
"It's true that there have been discussions abroad about how physicians must prioritize patients -- and it's my understanding that those will still be on a case-by-case basis," Dr. Darria Long Gillespie, senior vice president of clinical strategy at Sharecare and a clinical assistant professor at the University of Tennessee School of Medicine, wrote in an email on Wednesday.

I mean, It appears that what that news blurb said on the guys phone is correct.

VomKriege · « **Reply #3595 on:** March 28, 2020, 04:23:41 AM »

Quote from: Esch on March 27, 2020, 11:15:59 PM

Why didn't you just write this tweet in Mandarin?
— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) March 27, 2020
https://twitter.com/CalebJHull/status/1243682256956395520

Must be the fabled Chinese bots ERA warned me about.

Nintex · « **Reply #3596 on:** March 28, 2020, 10:37:09 AM »

Still the king

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VomKriege · « **Reply #3597 on:** March 28, 2020, 07:45:03 PM »

If God is on Trump's side, he will make it through this stronger than he started. If God is not on Trump's side, nothing we could do would have saved him.
— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) March 28, 2020

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1243930272015491074

curly · « **Reply #3598 on:** March 28, 2020, 09:09:31 PM »

Was this ever posted

The aim of the CCP is to dominate the entire world, and to replace liberal norms with authoritarian ones. The time to act is now. We need to stop exporting movies and entertainment to China. We need to ban TikTok and do an emergency build-up of 5G capacity. Now.
— Matt Stoller (@matthewstoller) October 7, 2019

https://twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1181032940840636416?lang=en

toku · « **Reply #3599 on:** March 28, 2020, 09:28:55 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on March 28, 2020, 07:45:03 PM

If God is on Trump's side, he will make it through this stronger than he started. If God is not on Trump's side, nothing we could do would have saved him.
— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) March 28, 2020
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1243930272015491074

he coulda just tweeted out "bless up" would have been way cooler

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