River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[PogiJones]

Never read a benji post in an non-facetious way.

Especially if he starts talking about how important free speech is.

[VomKriege]

Increase sarcasm detector sensitivity on poster ADBXR-001.

[agrajag]

His TL;DR alone is longer than my longest carepost








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pogi I miss your careposts, they are good careposts

make a carepost right now

 

[PogiJones]

pogi I miss your careposts, they are good careposts

make a carepost right now

I can't perform on command when everyone's watching 

[Audioboxer]

pogi I miss your careposts, they are good careposts

make a carepost right now

I can't perform on command when everyone's watching 

After today I'm never making another carepost, so take your time friend

 

[benjipwns]

benji has been busy acid washing his sus af discord activity.

Russia, if you you're listening I hope you are able to find the 30,000 discord messages that are missing.

where do you think the discord is hosted comrade

[marrec]

Audioboxer, your reveal of the CDPR artist to ResetERA.com's ravenous hordes was a masterwork at attempting to shut down productive and progressive discussion.

Except it was never meant to shut down discussion but try and provide evidence of humanizing someone quite a few had already decided was the evilest person imaginable. As I said in that topic, it's fine to trawl through 20 years of social media and post evidence someone might be a bad actor, but it's somehow unfair to post something contextually related around this person and their employer that might paint a more nuanced picture.

 

It's important to remember that Benji is playing a character, like Stephen Colbert if he liked 5 y/os and esoteric European monarchical rules.

[marrec]

pogi I miss your careposts, they are good careposts

make a carepost right now

I can't perform on command when everyone's watching 

After today I'm never making another carepost, so take your time friend

 

[thetylerrob]

pogi I miss your careposts, they are good careposts

make a carepost right now

I can't perform on command when everyone's watching 

After today I'm never making another carepost, so take your time friend

 

       is this Marrec, Pogi, any of the other care posting biatches
 

You can't just quit careposting cold turkey

[PogiJones]

One time I made a really long carepost about the value of careposts as a joke, but I don't think anyone realized I was joking and I didn't get any likes. 

[BisMarckie]

benji has been busy acid washing his sus af discord activity.

Russia, if you you're listening I hope you are able to find the 30,000 discord messages that are missing.

where do you think the discord is hosted comrade

That's why you wanted me to give my Polish aunt 5 grand for "server maintenance "

[nudemacusers]

pogi I miss your careposts, they are good careposts

make a carepost right now

I can't perform on command when everyone's watching 

Nobody here has been with a real careposter before, we have no standards

[Audioboxer]

pogi I miss your careposts, they are good careposts

make a carepost right now

I can't perform on command when everyone's watching 

After today I'm never making another carepost, so take your time friend

 

       is this Marrec, Pogi, any of the other care posting biatches
 

You can't just quit careposting cold turkey

I've already learned you keep it to one sentence and post an approved graphic at the end, we're good

 

[Uncle]

audioboxer I'm glad you stopped by because it's always nice to get closure on what happened to the characters after they leave the show

[VomKriege]

benji has been busy acid washing his sus af discord activity.

Russia, if you you're listening I hope you are able to find the 30,000 discord messages that are missing.

where do you think the discord is hosted comrade

Gaslight and Interference are the two teamchat apps where it's at now.

[Audioboxer]

audioboxer I'm glad you stopped by because it's always nice to get closure on what happened to the characters after they leave the show

One day, eventually, I'll die, it's just kinda what happens to us when we leave the show.

[Momo]

i see benji is back fresh from his failed campaign to bring down the bire at the behest of master beefsoda

[nudemacusers]

Has audioboxer ranked final fantasy games yet

[marrec]

Hit me up when you want to be with a real careposter darlin'

 

[Momo]

 

[Uncle]

Hit me up when you want to be with a real careposter darlin'

 

they said careposting not squareposting

[benjipwns]

Audioboxer and any other users, be sure to request the many "outstanding" outstanding Steam keys available in the Free Games thread. (Many supplies still available!)

[FunSlower]

Welcome Audioboxer

When I said I enjoyed winding you up, its true, but we're all pals here. Greetinks

[marrec]

Hit me up when you want to be with a real careposter darlin'

 

they said careposting not squareposting

Hey, care or square I'll take it how I can get it 

[PogiJones]

I've already learned you keep it to one sentence and post an approved graphic at the end, we're good

 

That comma splice isn't fooling anyone out of recognizing two sentences there. 

[BisMarckie]

The Bire

Pogi

[VomKriege]

You thought arranging Potemkin villages all around Poland to gaslight Mike Pondsmith about the true malicious nature of Poles was as far as the bigots of CDPR would go ? Think again sheeple !

https://www.deviantart.com/vesner/journal/How-a-game-developer-saved-my-life-492992692

[headwalk]

Has audioboxer ranked final fantasy games yet

he hasn't even given us his tom of finland top 5.

[PogiJones]

At least no one can replace me in mentioning my kid every few months. 

[PogiJones]

Wow, you guys really crushing on this dude.

People like cheering for the underdog coming for the king. 

[Uncle]

Wow, you guys really crushing on this dude.

he has a nice dick gosh

[marrec]

You thought arranging Potemkin villages all around Poland to gaslight Mike Pondsmith about the true malicious nature of Poles was as far as the bigots of CDPR would go ? Think again sheeple !

https://www.deviantart.com/vesner/journal/How-a-game-developer-saved-my-life-492992692

You forgot to mention that they're the ones who gave her cancer in the first place.

Also, burying the lead here:

[VomKriege]

While that "art" looks worthless - parents need to make sure and keep their kid better corralled in these places.

ESPECIALLY when visiting a Disney park.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/girl-3-breaks-50-000-sculpture-in-swiss-gallery.124068/page-2#post-21993799

[SmokyDave]

By the way, I used to think SmokyDave and Dennis were the same person sometimes.

I don't know if this is an actionable post.

My indignation is somewhat mitigated by the fact that this comparison will perturb Dennis more than it does me.

[VomKriege]

You thought arranging Potemkin villages all around Poland to gaslight Mike Pondsmith about the true malicious nature of Poles was as far as the bigots of CDPR would go ? Think again sheeple !

https://www.deviantart.com/vesner/journal/How-a-game-developer-saved-my-life-492992692

You forgot to mention that they're the ones who gave her cancer in the first place.

Also, burying the lead here:

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That's true, bigotry literally causes Cancer, I saw it on Chernobyl.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

One time I made a really long carepost about the value of careposts as a joke, but I don't think anyone realized I was joking and I didn't get any likes. 

[PogiJones]

Has audioboxer ranked final fantasy games yet

benita, potato, 10centtacos, and lonewulfeus haven't turned in their lists yet either.

Oh, and beefsquatch, but he only posted once for some reason.

[PogiJones]

7 > 6 > 10 > 9 > 4

I still like 4. Haven't played any others.

[Audioboxer]

By the way, I used to think SmokyDave and Dennis were the same person sometimes.

I don't know if this is an actionable post.

My indignation is somewhat mitigated by the fact that this comparison will perturb Dennis more than it does me.

I think it was the optimistic man looks into the camera avatars.

But at this stage, I'm not too sure how optimistic Dennis is.

[marrec]

You thought Dave was optimistic?

[Audioboxer]

You thought Dave was optimistic?

Complete nihilism is another form of optimism

 

[james]

a proper footie chat with more than three people would probably increase my post rate by about 1000x until the season actually starts and all my dreams fade and die.

man city on opening day for fuck sake.

CONCABROS UNITE

[VomKriege]

The Left can't Meme Episode 741

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-opposite-of-a-confederate-flag-bumper-sticker.124005/#post-21983208

Praise War to own the Cons.

[Tuckers Law]

Welcome audioboxer, grats on leaving reeesetera.

On to the news: FinaleFireworker continues his grim campaign against Fun which is not company-approved, while also stating the wildly obvious.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/rogue-valve-employee-works-on-video-game-is-fired.124069/#post-21993210

This is a parody website.

[marrec]

[BisMarckie]

Patrick Klepek endorsing white male Bernard, who has several issues with gender and race.

[Tuckers Law]

 

I can only imagine the inner turmoil that image gives to hilldawg era.

[VomKriege]

Fuck it. I'm putting the official flag of losers decal 11 inches and driving into south dakota this weekend. We'll see how it goes.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-opposite-of-a-confederate-flag-bumper-sticker.124005/page-2#post-21985602

[benjipwns]

The Left can't Meme Episode 741

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-opposite-of-a-confederate-flag-bumper-sticker.124005/#post-21983208

Praise War to own the Cons.

I almost wanna start a Kickstarter but I feel like there isn't any real IP here.

[VomKriege]

exactly. why is a 65 year old ruling our country and deciding our future?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/angela-merkel-visibly-shaking-during-ceremony.124075/#post-21994610

[benjipwns]

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hoooly shit, I think I woke up my neighborgs with my laughter

[benjipwns]

how about not having bumper stickers at all? sorta lame tbh

I've always had this mentality but im willing to put one on to fuck with the people who fly Confederate flags.

so close

[benjipwns]

The main problem I foresee with the flag of losers decal is getting pulled over by the police for nothing. Like that's where we're at in America.

it'd be like they fired on Fort Sumter all over again

[BisMarckie]

exactly. why is a 65 year old ruling our country and deciding our future?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/angela-merkel-visibly-shaking-during-ceremony.124075/#post-21994610

Hindenburg was over 80 and did just fine. 

[benjipwns]

But if you want to annoy racists maybe a bumper sticker with LaVar Ball and a Union flag with the caption saying “Undefeated. Never lost!” With a scoreboard that says “Union Heroes - 1 / Confederate Cumstains - 0” ?

I like alliteration but I’m not sure Union Ubermensch would work lol

kys

[headwalk]

i've got loads of bumper stickers. mainly from surf shops and bootleggers in thailand who print off the gnarliest shit from google images.

[BisMarckie]

Speaking of cum stains, I found this lovely community thanks to Mr. Gilhaney...

[benjipwns]

here's the link to that guy who got pushed by the kid at the gas station: https://lgbtchat.net/threads/why-would-a-kid-push-me.72654/

I apologise for the ranty nature of my posts lately. I will just get to it. I walked up to the gas station not too long ago and some little rat of a kid came up and pushed me! What the Fuck did I do?! He clenches his fists and comes up and shoves me in my tailbone. Now it Fucking hurts. I am a mixture of pissed off (I almost retaliated against the little Fucking rat too) and I don't want to push a kid.

But what the fuck do you do when one pushes you and you're an adult? I didn't really have a chance to say or do anything. His parents weren't around (of Fucking course) and again, what did I do to provoke this little monster? Should I tell someone? If so, who do I tell? I doubt the landlady would believe me. Please help.

My tailbone is really aggravated now cuz this rat pushed me. I don't give a fuck if he was 3, 4 or 5, you DON'T PUSH PEOPLE of any shape or size! Again I ask, what the hell is wrong with the kids in my FUCKING apartment complex. Makes me question if I should move sooner.

Again, sorry for cussing but I'm frustrated and hurting.

i'm actually sad there's no updates since he left a voice mail message with his apartment manager almost a week ago now

[marrec]

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hoooly shit, I think I woke up my neighborgs with my laughter

They should take better care of their asshole, a clean asshole is next to godliness.

[VomKriege]

In a sane country, THAT picture would be plastered EVERYWHERE with "Right-Wing Terrorist" under it in large RED letters.

Well actually I'm not aware of any country plastering that sort of poster, even for terrorists of any stripe, except in official communication about people that are missing or wanted for questioning.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gunman-opens-fire-at-dallas-federal-courthouse-killed-by-police-photographs-from-dallas-morning-news.123899/page-6#post-21978773