River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Potato]

We already had that discussion when Drinking Klepek Tears but I don't think the esport player and... that Kotaku guy (?) complaints are all that ludicrous to be honest. Though I'm not sure why he needs to be on Twitter 9 hours a day every day reading GAMERS even using it as a news wire / aggregator.

They're laying it a little thick, sure.

reporting on tweets is a perfect way to describe 'games journalists'

It's the equivalent job that the "gossip reporter" does at a legitimate publication, except...that's all Kotaku do...report on gossip and stir identity war bullshit so they can report on more gossip.

[VomKriege]

Cardi B is a moderately amusing Twitter personality, but she's a garbage person. Come on Bernard.

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot6-you-have-to-go-forwards-to-go-back.129453/post-23169039

[benjipwns]

I want to see her understand his policies.

It's not like Bernie will care, he didn't disavow Tulsi.

[benjipwns]

You know, I think I'm happy Sanders decided to run again. Finally showed how much of a crappy candidate he really is.

Oh just wait until he ruins the convention again

[VomKriege]

Wait what basis is there for saying Warren has problems with old people???

She’s a woman and easily attacked as a socialist. Old people don’t like those qualities.

So this isn't actually based on... Anything?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot6-you-have-to-go-forwards-to-go-back.129453/post-23166118

[benjipwns]

ugh this would be so much easier if Bernard had just dropped out already

in like May

2015

[Snoopycat_]

Oh no. Cancel slut shaming. It's full of Nazis.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kotaku-twitch-streamers-plan-%E2%80%98slutstream%E2%80%99-to-raise-awareness-of-online-harassment.131842/#post-23164975

[VomKriege]

Twitch needs to ban Trainwrecks SquadW emote. It's basically the number one incel emote. This is what is so confounding about Twitch. They are accused of protecting female streamers like Alinity even in the face of obvious ToS violations YET they allow the SquadW emote which has no other context outside of hating women. Trainwrecks has a ridiculous amount of subs in relation to how big his channel is simply because the incels want that emote. I see it everywhere all the time. Even some female streamers laugh about the emote but I think they just do it so they don't get hate. If Twitch really cared about female streamers they would ban that emote.

  

[Ghoul]

If you're so tired of dealing with GaMeRs why not get a real journalist job in another field?
 
Sluts are taking the word slut back, blow jobs for all!

Alinity is taking part by doing shots for subs where she gives her cat body shots of vodka.

 

https://kinja.com/ceciliadanastasio?startTime=1559147640762

Man look at the stories she writes, sure screams games journalist totally not pushing an agenda to me!

[Momo]

twitch should just rename to the e-thot network at this point 

[VomKriege]

I like the idea, but I don't like the person who's leading the idea. Everyone knows that Kaceytron coined the term titty streamer on twitch. She used to have her webcam higher up and looking down on to her tits which covered 3/4 of her webcam and she had her twitch username in a brazzers logo font.

I'm all for female streamers wearing what they want. Personally I don't care and it's about time guys stop getting scared of seeing some cleavage.

Actually the two quotes are from the same message and poster.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kotaku-twitch-streamers-plan-%E2%80%98slutstream%E2%80%99-to-raise-awareness-of-online-harassment.131842/post-23168914

[Transhuman]

I'm pro slut btw

[VomKriege]

You sound extremely sexist, do you sub to Trainwreck by any chance?

https://twitter.com/NotAPoliceman/status/263391282536271873

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kotaku-twitch-streamers-plan-%E2%80%98slutstream%E2%80%99-to-raise-awareness-of-online-harassment.131842/post-23176082

[Momo]

I'm pro slut btw

[Ghoul]

I'm pro slut btw

Even sluts won't fuck you bro. 

[Ghoul]

Kotaku actually ran a story saying don't get mad at the MTX in Wolfenstein Youngbloods

Great fucking work guys, they even link to another article supporting MTX as "The industry gotta change"

Spare me, if games truly cost more to make, take the MTX out and put up the fucking prices.

Yes, the presence of microtransactions in Wolfenstein: Youngblood is disappointing when you consider the rebooted series’ staunchly old-school leanings. The Wolfenstein games developed by MachineGames since 2014’s Wolfenstein: The New Order, eschew everything that’s become commonplace in first-person shooters: Call of Duty-esque on-rails spectacle, regenerating health, weapon loadout restrictions. Instead, they were clever throwbacks with ridiculous guns, secret-filled levels, and kitschy-yet-difficult boss fights.

[Snoopycat_]

Boogie trying to Nazi his way into the slut shaming movement is a bit like Cardi B trying to become a supermodel.

[Transhuman]

I'm pro slut btw

Even sluts won't fuck you bro. 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://twitter.com/LukePlunkett/status/1156000253746663425

 

Is this acrostic taking a shot at Ars Technica?

[who is ted danson?]

Women on twitch: wear less
Women in games: wear more

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sssmokin-25-years-ago-today-the-mask-starring-jim-carrey-was-released-in-theaters.131810/post-23161908

Do you aware that she was 16 when she was in that movie, right?

Spoiler : she wasn't.

        Is this gaslighting?
            /

[Potato]

Where the sluts at?

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/troy-baker-death-stranding-will-be-a-statement-kojima-is-trying-to-move-the-medium-forward-not-just-trying-to-move-copies.131937/

Just what you'd expect from the master, Mr. Kojima.

People really mad he's getting "real actors", for some reason.   

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

...is this a fucking screenshot from death stranding?

[Propagandhim]

the world's first strand game

[daemon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sssmokin-25-years-ago-today-the-mask-starring-jim-carrey-was-released-in-theaters.131810/post-23161908

Do you aware that she was 16 when she was in that movie, right?

Spoiler : she wasn't.

One of my favorite movies of all time. I used to be able to say every line because I probably saw it over 20 times.

[VomKriege]

Kojima is on point with his marketing nonsense. It's just so out here, the whole thing with the bandaged guy and fake Swedish studio for MGSV was ridiculous if anything. Fans are sperging, haters are hatin', it's a magnificent circus and it works every single time. I'm more bothered by the cretins who take it super seriously than by Kojima himself, though I'll admit, he got me a couple of times.

In the end he's a designer trying to move things forward, a self important blow hard and also a stereotypical manchild nerd too distracted with his fetishes to really live up to his ambitions. Would we have it any other way ?

[Transhuman]

It's a joke like with the Terminator poster in The Last Action Hero

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dunkey-game-critics-part-2-its-actually-about-the-gaming-community.131814/post-23161603

Super low effort thread, about a YTer era love to remind eevryone is #cancelled, but the video is 100% fucking accurate so nobodies daring to come in and complain about the OP or remind everyone he's #cancelled

[HaughtyFrank]

(Image removed from quote.)

...is this a fucking screenshot from death stranding?

It's a photoshop. In the cutscenes he shows off a movie

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

(Image removed from quote.)

...is this a fucking screenshot from death stranding?

It's a photoshop. In the cutscenes he shows off a movie

(Image removed from quote.)

aw yea, I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time

[Cauliflower Of Love]

The last time I went to Oakland I was murdered

Unfortunately this is a bald scalped lie.

[Tasty]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sssmokin-25-years-ago-today-the-mask-starring-jim-carrey-was-released-in-theaters.131810/post-23161908

Do you aware that she was 16 when she was in that movie, right?

Spoiler : she wasn't.

Do you aware?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Donate to help fight Alzheimer !  :'(

edit: This isn't about a candidate referencing music artists, Cardi B and Killer Mike are open supporters and surrogates. Who did this for Hillary? I'm drawing a blank.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot6-you-have-to-go-forwards-to-go-back.129453/post-23169751

royalan called killer mike a gangbanger? lol

He was a dealer for sure, but a gangbanger?

Also...

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sssmokin-25-years-ago-today-the-mask-starring-jim-carrey-was-released-in-theaters.131810/post-23161908

Do you aware that she was 16 when she was in that movie, right?

Spoiler : she wasn't.

Do you aware?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

So far this thread has been cryptic, confused disapproval.

oh hey, era finally found their motto

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

There's not such thing as "disempowering" racial or sexist slurs, there's only stopping using them.

era banning nicca when?

[SmokyDave]

Article presents actual information/data:
ERA: nah, the opposite will happen

OP presents wild conspiracy theory:
ERA: nods heads

Link

This dude's about to get whacked, I'd imagine.

That thread is a trip. Believe women! (except white women, the evil bitches)

[Cauliflower Of Love]

a veteran Twitch streamer

Imagine that being on your resume in three years when noone cares about twitch.

[jorma]

Imagine thinking no one will care about Twitch in 3 years.

That sort of imagination is how the jelly people gets through the day whenever they've done the math on how much money the streamers make 

[blame space]

resetera made it at launch 

[bork]

Imagine thinking no one will care about Twitch in 3 years.

What about it being replaced by something else?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Twitch has reached that stage like YouTube did a couple years back where everyone gossips about how terrible the rules/moderation is, and it's all a sign the sky is going to fall any minute now.  That's when as a platform you know you've truly made it.

[Don Rumata]

Imagine thinking no one will care about Twitch in 3 years.

What about it being replaced by something else?

Yup, Picarto's turn is nigh.

[Rufus]

Spare me, if games truly cost more to make, take the MTX out and put up the fucking prices.

Never gonna happen.

[Snoopycat_]

Oh no. Ree has discovered another bunch of Nazis lurking at the dinner table

https://www.resetera.com/threads/finally-got-tired-of-the-bs-and-challenged-my-dad-friends-over-their-sharing-of-fake-racist-sexist-political-memes-comments.131970/

When will the nightmare end

[Chim Richalds]

The last time I went to Oakland I was murdered

Moved to Oakland in '94, my dad being from Chicago just figured Oakland was similar..mind your own business, nobody really fucks with you.  Pulled into a gas station and left the van running when he went in for cigarettes, came back out and was greeted by a guy with a gun who informed him the van was his now.  They found a few pieces of it a couple weeks later I think.  I miss Oakland, great city

[Cauliflower Of Love]

The last time I went to Oakland I was murdered

Moved to Oakland in '94, my dad being from Chicago just figured Oakland was similar..mind your own business, nobody really fucks with you.  Pulled into a gas station and left the van running when he went in for cigarettes, came back out and was greeted by a guy with a gun who informed him the van was his now.  They found a few pieces of it a couple weeks later I think.  I miss Oakland, great city

I thought that was going to end with "found a few pieces of my dad"

[Sai]

chicago is slut central

[VomKriege]

Oh no. Ree has discovered another bunch of Nazis lurking at the dinner table

https://www.resetera.com/threads/finally-got-tired-of-the-bs-and-challenged-my-dad-friends-over-their-sharing-of-fake-racist-sexist-political-memes-comments.131970/

When will the nightmare end

I would simply scam him out of money by pretending to be red pilled and needing money to go to conservative events.

[Ghoul]

Oh no. Ree has discovered another bunch of Nazis lurking at the dinner table

https://www.resetera.com/threads/finally-got-tired-of-the-bs-and-challenged-my-dad-friends-over-their-sharing-of-fake-racist-sexist-political-memes-comments.131970/

When will the nightmare end

You know you're a fucking shut in when you friend your dads friends on facebook. what a taco.

[Chim Richalds]

Comparing Oakland of 1994 to now is pretty silly.

Good thing I didn't do that then!  I left in '95, haven't been back.  I'd assume things have improved.

[Joe Molotov]

I need my pills for cpac, daddy.

[VomKriege]

My brother is the only other person in my family who cares about politics and he went from Trump's number one fan to Sanders/Warren fan

PoliEra : Huh huh, I knew it, preach brother !

[bork]

This popped up on Twitter.  Hard to believe they're serious. 

 
https://twitter.com/MenaceZone/status/1155886737543094272
https://twitter.com/2Brangen/status/1156187574429519872
https://twitter.com/crackbandicoot/status/1155887919200002048

SERIOUS BUSINESS

[Chim Richalds]

Comparing Oakland of 1994 to now is pretty silly.

Good thing I didn't do that then!  I left in '95, haven't been back.  I'd assume things have improved.

You are right, my bad.

It's still a shithole though lol, I think you are something like 50% less likely to get robbed or murdered than the 90s though.  I really just wanted to bring up how fucking crazy crime rates were in the 80s and early 90s.  Seeing documentaries about crime in NYC for instance is mindblowing.

It was pretty nuts, my parents were in fits trying to find a school I could attend where they wouldn't be worried sick about sending me every day.  We even looked down toward Vallejo and Sunnyvale.  Ended up just getting home schooled for a year since we were living on the Army base and moving after a little bit.

Downtown/Jack London Square area was always fun to visit, and up around Piedmont was one of my favorite places.  Lots of comic and game shops. 

[SantaC]

Lol permed for defending Rocky.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/asap-rocky-charged-with-assault-in-sweden-also-two-members-of-rocky%E2%80%99s-entourage-charged-see-staff-post.131058/post-23177161

Era users think it is ok to be a criminal if you are an immigrant

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I don't know if I should be more offended by the racist alt-right bullshit or how incredibly bad these comics are. Shit art, shit "humor". Conservatives really have the worst comedy.

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

What did (Boogie) do?

among other things, he threatened a woman with self-harm just because she said he was manipulative, or something. it's been too long so i don't remember *why* he did it, just that he was all in her DMs going "i'm gonna do it" etc

he's also a VERY well-known centrist who has said that gay people should've waited for gay rights

he should probably kill himself

[Ghoul]

hitler and boogie in the bunker both shooting themselves, perfect.