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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #14040 on: November 21, 2021, 05:26:13 PM »
https://twitter.com/MarQs__/status/1462545121346568193

Another 3 cities dealing with riots tonight.
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« Reply #14041 on: November 21, 2021, 06:02:22 PM »
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« Reply #14042 on: November 21, 2021, 09:09:03 PM »
Going to my first buffet since 2019 this week.

I'm pretty nervous
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #14043 on: November 22, 2021, 02:36:19 AM »
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #14044 on: November 22, 2021, 06:38:50 AM »
What can i say, we don't have that many distinguished mentally-challenged fellows  :lol

but there was a proper demonstration without any violence against the vaccine passport on saturday but it wasn't even mentioned in swedish media. The demonstrations in the netherlands got lots of coverage though.

Weird that. I guess now the passport opponents knows what to do next time  :thinking

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #14045 on: November 22, 2021, 06:40:20 AM »
also, i finally got my first shot today.

i have a slight headache now, but nothing too serious.

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« Reply #14046 on: November 22, 2021, 11:22:49 AM »
Our PM spoke out against the violence, said he did not see it as a protest just pure aggression. No new measures for now.
Will decide on next steps by December 3rd (perhaps earlier depending on how things develop in the hospitals).

Our government is calling on people to use their common sense(again) and to follow the basic rules (wash your hands, keep your distance, work from home).
If we don't follow the rules this week than lockdown-like regulations will likely be implemented.

Now both sides are angry, the people who want our government to act more swiftly (i.e. ban opposition parties, mandate vaccinations, do another lockdown) and the people who want all restrictions lifted and their freedomTM back.


+23k cases today
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« Reply #14047 on: November 23, 2021, 02:04:58 PM »
Our government took matters into their own hands today.
From now on, the 1.5m distance rule is again Mandatory for all citizens.
Next monday or tuesday they will announce new regulations quoting a government source 'everything is on the table'

Well not everything, because they don't want to close schools again but most infections are in the age groups 5 - 14 and 35 - 44. (i.e. parents and children)

Also pending these new regulations it's fucking busy everywhere. I could hardly find a place to park my car when I got home today.
People want their Black Friday / Sinterklaas + Zwarte Piet ;) shopping done.

The group of medical advisors that consults the government has said they are afraid and 'seeing signs' that people are not changing their behaviour like before.


+ 23k cases today, hospital admissions are increasing rapidly now too by about ~300 daily.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #14048 on: November 23, 2021, 10:55:32 PM »
Nobody in Texas wears masks

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #14049 on: November 24, 2021, 04:15:35 AM »
Nobody in Texas wears masks

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Same in Idaho. Blew my mind.

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #14050 on: November 24, 2021, 04:47:14 AM »
i saw a couple of kids with masks a few weeks ago, they were at my door asking for candy
does that count?


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« Reply #14051 on: November 24, 2021, 06:26:23 AM »
i saw a couple of kids with masks a few weeks ago, they were at my door asking for candy
does that count?
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #14052 on: November 24, 2021, 06:57:36 AM »
i saw a couple of kids with masks a few weeks ago, they were at my door asking for candy
does that count?
:pika :jared :pika

i gave them some candy too, was that bad?

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #14053 on: November 24, 2021, 07:31:37 AM »
in america we shoot them and claim self defense, it's tradition!
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« Reply #14054 on: November 24, 2021, 10:07:00 AM »
i saw a couple of kids with masks a few weeks ago, they were at my door asking for candy
does that count?
:pika :jared :pika

i gave them some candy too, was that bad?

It's healthier to offer them some salty nuts
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #14055 on: November 24, 2021, 01:50:06 PM »
New record +23.789 cases

Our government is in total panic and has once again asked the medical experts for advice.
Tommorow they will decide what to do and make announcements on Friday.

Everyone expects a lockdown at this point, as it is basically inevitable. Otherwise they might as well scrap all regulations.
The question is if they are doing another lockdown with hundreds of exemptions or if the schools, shops etc. will also close.
Tommorow is going to be chaos as everyone will try to get their Black Friday deals before the lockdown goes into effect.

For my Dutch friends here reading this, from what I've been told, the lockdown will go into effect Friday night immediately after the press conference.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #14056 on: November 24, 2021, 01:51:25 PM »
Dutch gamers and moroccan soyboys need to rise up against tyranny :society
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #14057 on: November 24, 2021, 05:33:56 PM »
Not to jinx things, but definitely to brag, Ontario is doing really well.  About half of people still mask up outside (though this could just be due to it being cold) and almost everyone indoors.  We have 89% and 85% first and second dose of +12 pop, with kids just becoming eligible a few days ago.   Turns out that having extended lockdowns do actually work. 

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« Reply #14058 on: November 24, 2021, 06:28:11 PM »
Government is in total panic and in disagreement with their advisory bodies on COVID as the healthcare system collapses.
Something they said wouldn't happen yesterday. This has become a case study in hypernormalization.

With people in hospitals or sick at home, they've also figured out there isn't enough home / social care available either increasing pressure on hospitals.
Transplants and surgeries are being delayed. Finally everyone wonders: "Why didn't the government do anything to prevent this?"
Rutte's austerity and his desperate attempt to stay in power is exploding in his face which he barely shows at this point.

Hospitals have requested the health minister to send in the army to help as they've reached phase 2. A request he says he will carefully study once he officially receives it.
Regular healthcare or planned care as they call it, is scaled down as they prepare for much worse. The final phase is 'code black' or phase 3.
What does phase 3 look like Nintex? Well, I'm not joking but in phase 3 the doctor assigns the patients in need of an ICU bed (who aren't denied already on medical grounds) a number (take a screenshot first to make sure there is no voter fraud), then they go to random.org/lists and click on randomize.
Whoever gets the lucky number gets an ICU bed, who doesn't... something to ease the pain.

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Let's hope it doesn't come to this. There is also an alternative theory and model that predicts we've reached the peak of infections and are close to herd immunity (for real this time) and we just have to hold on a few days for infections to drop again.

Tommorow I'm going out for dinner for the last time before we batten down the hatches.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #14060 on: November 25, 2021, 12:03:30 AM »
New record +23.789 cases

Our government is in total panic and has once again asked the medical experts for advice.
Tommorow they will decide what to do and make announcements on Friday.
Who the fuck have you all been taking advice from these past two years if NOT the medical experts?
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #14061 on: November 25, 2021, 06:40:09 AM »
:rogan
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« Reply #14062 on: November 25, 2021, 02:37:08 PM »
https://twitter.com/bbchealth/status/1463951912341053444

Some sort of COVID+ that mutated with HIV



COVID RTX 3090 Super Ti OC  :whew

https://twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/1463967741346463748

UK already putting SA on the red list.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #14063 on: November 25, 2021, 03:47:54 PM »
bring on the super vaxx! hiv annihilated  :doge
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« Reply #14065 on: November 25, 2021, 05:39:16 PM »
bring on the super vaxx! hiv annihilated  :doge

If they can find a vaccine for all the stds covid will have been worth it

Bore meetup in Thailand?
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« Reply #14067 on: November 26, 2021, 03:08:52 AM »
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1464138256203886592

1 case of super xxl plus ultimate HIV covid in Israel.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #14068 on: November 26, 2021, 01:03:41 PM »
DOW falls 900 points on news of the strain

I think I've seen this film before

I didn't like the ending
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14069 on: November 26, 2021, 01:52:55 PM »
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14070 on: November 26, 2021, 02:02:43 PM »
Israel has fallen.

Joe, time to close the skies
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14071 on: November 26, 2021, 02:17:59 PM »
Highlights from our government:

"We apologize for our poor communication"

"Don't visit your grandparents under any circumstances! ... only visit them once if you really really have to ... test before you do"

"We thought the vaccines would work, they didn't but..."

"Of course our policy is to reach immunity by getting as many people sick as possible but preferably we achieve that through vaccination"

"It's terrible that we've ended up in this unavoidable, unforeseeable, incredibly challenging situation"

They've decided to close up everything between 17:00 and 05:00 starting Sunday. Because the virus can tell time :idont
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14072 on: November 26, 2021, 02:18:29 PM »
Buy some KN95/KF94/FFP2/N95 masks guys. Or get a permeant respirator with N95 filters if you're worried.

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14073 on: November 26, 2021, 02:21:47 PM »
"It's terrible that we've ended up in this unavoidable, unforeseeable, incredibly challenging situation"

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1464310575585021953

 :kermit


Our COVID policy is like the titanic sinking after hitting the iceberg, then all the life boats sinking after hitting the same iceberg and all emergency responders drowning.
Finally Rutte flies overhead with his helicopter 3 months later, sticks his head out of the window and yells: "I am very critical of myself!" only to crash into the very same iceberg.

https://twitter.com/snolen/status/1464312201725030403

We haven't had clearity in 2 years take it easy Karen :idont
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14074 on: November 26, 2021, 03:06:37 PM »
Omicron, we transformers now.

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14075 on: November 26, 2021, 03:39:22 PM »
https://twitter.com/snolen/status/1464285226721546248

Will the United States declare war on us if their reporter dies of dehydration? :idont
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14076 on: November 26, 2021, 07:52:38 PM »
Game over for Nintex

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At least 15 passengers from the two KLM flights from South Africa that arrived at Schiphol earlier today have tested positive for the coronavirus. The planes carried a total of over 600 passengers, all of whom had to be tested. According to the GGD Kennemerland, the first 110 test results have come in, of which 15 are positive.

Based on that result, the GGD says it expects a "finding rate" of 13.6 percent. "That means we're taking into account about 85 positive coronavirus tests in total," he said. Which variant of the coronavirus the positively tested travelers were infected with is not yet known.

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14077 on: November 26, 2021, 08:04:30 PM »
https://twitter.com/snolen/status/1464384849792356369

I knew it was over seeing our PM and health minister deflated today and not being their usual smug selves.
This probably wasn't the first infected flight.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14078 on: November 26, 2021, 10:02:49 PM »
Will the United States declare war on us if their reporter dies of dehydration? :idont
I call on President Biden to end the Dutch menace by any means necessary. :american

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« Reply #14080 on: November 26, 2021, 10:12:07 PM »

Also, I just realized that with the change from countries to greek letters for variants, we're going to have an OMICRON varient and I bet $20 thats the one that will result in bleeding from the eyes as a side effect

Once again I tried to warn everyone

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14081 on: November 26, 2021, 10:40:05 PM »
It's not a side-effect it's a feature

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14082 on: November 27, 2021, 05:35:57 AM »
In just 3 variants Sigma male will have an entirely different meaning.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14083 on: November 27, 2021, 05:46:40 AM »
Time for a gamer joke.

Omikron: The Nomad Coronavirus.

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14084 on: November 27, 2021, 05:52:38 AM »
The best thing about skipping over Xi is that it makes it look suspicious and thus it will get more attention.
So the "researchers" will make sure we don't forget that "they" did it and what it all means.

Bonus points if Trump finds out by watching Tucker.

None of these variants really stuck, people just call it corona virus. I wonder if it has pronouns. 
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14085 on: November 27, 2021, 06:22:53 AM »
Can't they just call it Covid 5 or some shit

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14086 on: November 27, 2021, 06:28:51 AM »
COVID INFINITE  :corona_rodney
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14088 on: November 27, 2021, 07:09:47 AM »
We all know the original variant was the Xi variant

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14089 on: November 27, 2021, 07:25:55 AM »
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So I fucked things up - I burned bridges with one of the only social aspects I have left in my life. All for the same goddamn reasons as every time before. I'm an argumentative, toxic, disgusting prick who can't socialise properly and can't relate to anyone. If I'm not making anywhere I go actively worse I make things awkward, or weird, or just don't contribute at all. I've never been in a relationship - primarily because I'm asexual - but also because I literally can't see myself as capable of maintaining such a relationship. If I can't even say "Hello" to the literal ace person I matched with on Tinder what can I do?

So... I don't know. I don't know why I'm making this thread or what I even want to get out of it. After nearly 24 years of not being able to learn how to be social, of constantly ending up as "that fat ugly alone guy in the corner," I have no idea what I can do outside of literally reinventing myself. But that's not possible, even on the internet. Because I'll always be me.

Yeah, sure, I can "go to therapy," and all that but going to therapy won't reverse all those years, and even in my best moments I still can't actually maintain anything. I could try to be social in groups and what-not but, well, if a group isn't already well-established it's probably not accessible to me anyway. Literally all the people where I live are old Tories or young kids, and I have to take a 2-hour journey to get anywhere where that isn't automatically the case. Of course that's ignoring the fact that, during school and university - when people my age and with similar interests were plentiful - I still ended up being "that lonely guy." It's only going to get so much harder now that I'm older and jobs, children, marriage, etc make the pool of people who'd even have the literal time to put up with me so much smaller.

So, again, I don't know. I'm probably going to be deleting my account here, knowing I can't make another, because I just know that I'll eventually fuck things up here as well somehow. I've been here for over 3 years now and I can't say that I've contributed anything but making people hate me.

If anyone can give me any tips, or know-how, or anything, that would be very much appreciated but I cannot say that it'll help. Sorry.

This is one of those guys who has spent the last year ranting about Covid and insulting his co-workers. It's an insight into the real life consequences of someone who has wasted their time drama hunting. He's ended up hopeless and friendless. At 24. I wouldn't be surprised if all Ree's "prominents" live like this.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/honestly-i-think-that-im-always-going-to-be-alone-and-i-dont-know-what-to-do.520440/


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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14091 on: November 27, 2021, 12:09:12 PM »
The UK has fallen

Hide your kids hide your wife it's spreading
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14092 on: November 27, 2021, 01:01:43 PM »
Man and i was planning on traveling in Feb  :(

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« Reply #14093 on: November 27, 2021, 01:25:17 PM »
The UK has fallen

Hide your kids hide your wife it's spreading

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14094 on: November 27, 2021, 01:39:42 PM »
With daily covid numbers reaching all time highs across Europe there’s a pretty good chance it’s already spreading.

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« Reply #14095 on: November 27, 2021, 02:49:10 PM »
Spreading wider than Amiroxs butt cheeks during shower hour
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14096 on: November 27, 2021, 04:54:12 PM »
Austria, Italy and Czech have fallen

Community spread in Israel

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1464705335558651908
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14097 on: November 27, 2021, 05:46:43 PM »
Just in time for holiday travel  :mouf

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14098 on: November 27, 2021, 06:16:44 PM »
Israel has closed their borders for 2 weeks
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?
« Reply #14099 on: November 27, 2021, 06:35:15 PM »
I said what the hell is an Omicron, why aren't they calling it Xi. The next is the Xi.
Xi was the next letter, it was this big and beautiful - it was real Greek - and then they skip it in favor of Omicron.

Like I don't believe it, I don't believe the greeks even had that letter. O MY GRAIN
It was probably made up by the fake news to tell you the truth.
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