OK, at this point I think they're just taking the piss.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47825841Theresa May has written to the European Union to request a further delay to Brexit until 30 June.
The UK is currently due to leave the EU on 12 April and, as yet, no withdrawal deal has been approved by MPs.
The government has been in talks with the Labour Party to try and find a compromise to put to the Commons.
But shadow Brexit secretary Sir Keir Starmer said the Tory negotiating team had offered no changes to Mrs May's original deal.
TM: "I shall seek an extension to the 30th of June."
EU: "LOL no. MEP elections are on May 23rd."
TM: "LALALALALALALA I shall seek an extension to the 30th of June."
EU: "OK here's how that's gonna work kiddo. Get the deal voted in, you get till May 22nd - day before our elections. Failing that, you fuck off on April 12th - unless you ask for a long extension and commit to electing MEPs."
TM" OK
BRB... ...... ... ............. .... So guys, about my deal?"
HoC: "For the third time, NO. Still can't tell you what we want exactly though, lolz."
TM: "Hey Jez, wanna sit down with me and talk, maybe we can come to some agreement if we compromise?"
JC: "OK"
TM: "Lol j/k about the compromise btw."
JC: "Well fuck you then."
TM: "Hey EU pals, was just thinking, how about an extension to June 30th?!?"