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Tasty

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30780 on: June 28, 2018, 08:47:50 PM »
Finally watched Thor Ragnarok yesterday on Netflix. Haters be damned that movie was lit

Possibly the best line in the MCU:

"What are you? Thor, god of hammers?"

Tasty

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30781 on: June 28, 2018, 08:50:05 PM »
Blair Witch 2016 still hurts. Fuck you Adam Wingard.

Tasty

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30782 on: June 28, 2018, 08:50:41 PM »
I haven't seen PR2 but the trailer has mecha vs. mecha fights, which the first really didn't, and it made me think of Gundams.

Is the final movie... not like Gundam?

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30783 on: June 28, 2018, 08:56:29 PM »
Imagine if PR had way more fights and cgi but zero of the heart thats PR2. You will feel nothing for any one in this movie and the fights will make you just want to actually go watch anime instead.

Tasty

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30784 on: June 28, 2018, 09:27:27 PM »
I mean... I kinda didn't feel anything for the first movie. It was pretty generic, and the female lead acted badly in it.

RAHLEIGH was OK I guess.

Yikes if PR2 is a step down from that.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30785 on: June 28, 2018, 09:42:04 PM »
Blair Witch 2016 still hurts. Fuck you Adam Wingard.

At least I got a handful of blair witch stick man pins out of it. One of them is yours if your dick is 8 inches plus and you let me sit on it.

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I still like Book of Shadows
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Tasty

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30786 on: June 28, 2018, 09:51:57 PM »
I wish they'd do a director's cut of Book of Shadows. I'm sure it'd also be terrible (the movie was like shot in a week or shit haha), but I'm interested in the director's intention.

Like instead of the buttrock over the opening credits, he wanted to use Witchcraft by Frank Sinatra.

Someone who though that would be good thing for a BLAIR WITCH movie must be fucking full of ideas, man. :lol

Tasty

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30787 on: June 28, 2018, 09:52:30 PM »
Also I'm not a top TVC, so no, sorry.

Wouldn't mind the other way around tho :phil

toku

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30788 on: June 28, 2018, 09:55:32 PM »
I mean... I kinda didn't feel anything for the first movie. It was pretty generic, and the female lead acted badly in it.

RAHLEIGH was OK I guess.

Yikes if PR2 is a step down from that.

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/995615325281570816

Tasty

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30789 on: June 28, 2018, 09:58:07 PM »
Holy shit Kamiya the god :lol :bow

I might take his advice too :lol

TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30790 on: June 28, 2018, 10:00:13 PM »
I wish they'd do a director's cut of Book of Shadows. I'm sure it'd also be terrible (the movie was like shot in a week or shit haha), but I'm interested in the director's intention.

Like instead of the buttrock over the opening credits, he wanted to use Witchcraft by Frank Sinatra.

Someone who though that would be good thing for a BLAIR WITCH movie must be fucking full of ideas, man. :lol

Someone did a fan edit years ago after Joe Berlinger did an interview or something detailing his original vision. I could never find anyone seeding it though :(
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Tasty

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30791 on: June 28, 2018, 10:04:06 PM »
I wish they'd do a director's cut of Book of Shadows. I'm sure it'd also be terrible (the movie was like shot in a week or shit haha), but I'm interested in the director's intention.

Like instead of the buttrock over the opening credits, he wanted to use Witchcraft by Frank Sinatra.

Someone who though that would be good thing for a BLAIR WITCH movie must be fucking full of ideas, man. :lol

Someone did a fan edit years ago after Joe Berlinger did an interview or something detailing his original vision. I could never find anyone seeding it though :(

Such a thing exists? Fuck!

If you ever find it or remember the name let me know (though honestly how many fan edits of Blair Witch 2 can there be. :lol)

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30792 on: June 28, 2018, 10:18:04 PM »
I wish they'd do a director's cut of Book of Shadows. I'm sure it'd also be terrible (the movie was like shot in a week or shit haha), but I'm interested in the director's intention.

Like instead of the buttrock over the opening credits, he wanted to use Witchcraft by Frank Sinatra.

Someone who though that would be good thing for a BLAIR WITCH movie must be fucking full of ideas, man. :lol

Someone did a fan edit years ago after Joe Berlinger did an interview or something detailing his original vision. I could never find anyone seeding it though :(

Such a thing exists? Fuck!

If you ever find it or remember the name let me know (though honestly how many fan edits of Blair Witch 2 can there be. :lol)

From googlin, it looks like there are two fan edits now. One came out earlier this year apparently. Can’t find either of em.  I’ll try to poke around later if I have the time and willpower.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30793 on: June 28, 2018, 11:05:59 PM »
Transformers the last knight is near unwatchable. Noisy, cluttered, stupid. Three movies jammed frankenstein’d with a connective tissue of b-roll footage consisting of rando street urchin kids, military guys in cool looking rooms taking at tables, a dude in Cuba or something, and old horny English moms. Not even enjoyable as a hate watch.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30794 on: June 28, 2018, 11:23:55 PM »
So I just skeedaddled out of a movie session because I'm a squirmy Fremdscham loser.

Automata is a 15 Million dollar movie by people that clearly watched too much Ghost in the Shell and Bladerunner and what was that movie with the Belgian guy in Africa that got infected with alien bloop and then eventually rides a mech and kills humans for his shrimp overlords? That one. And others. Like the Matrix. That one's definitely in there somewhere as well. Also, someone really liked Asimov's three laws of robotics but kinda didn't get why the guy wrote so many stories involving them.

Problem one: German dub. Augh. Amazon Prime, I hate you. Doomed to failure from the very beginning.

Any further than that: Spoilers, bitches.
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The name of the bots. The heavy foreshadowing that leaves nothing to the imagination. Gee why don't you just bludgeon me with exposition. There is NOTHING even remotely surprising in this movie. Not one thing. Humans fuck up earth with the help of some sun stuff. Humans build bots. Bots shouldn't become self conscious. Who would'a thunk: Bots become self conscious. Big bad megacorp goes after them to hush up their own dirty laundry. Also...

Nature finds a way.
You are not Jeff Goldblum. Why are you so profoundly uttering that phrase, repeatedly. Also, there's a sad waste of a philosophical talk with a philosobot while standing next to a ravine. The imagery, so amaze. Look at the noble bot and the shit-for-brains waste of meat next to him. So deep. I am 66.6% sure this ravine will play some role later on. Beyond being all metaphorical and shit.

I'm just ranting though. It's just thoroughly mediocre and exceedingly shallow. Nothing bad. Just... nothing good either.


Problem two: I just couldn't endure it when the main character (who just unknown to him became a father while he's all fucked up at the arse end of nowhere) starts guzzling down alcohol while severely dehydrated and probably irradiated and half-fried to a crispy golden brown colour ... which is obviously a great idea.

... and this daddy of a newborn suddenly starts to teach a female-ish pleasure bot thing (the only bot with a humanoid face and boobs and a vagoo, so you just know that this would happen the moment it is introduced) how to dance using a catchphrase from a previous segment. Gee, I'd never have thought this would show up again after it was repeated like three times.

And then he leans in for the inevitable kiss while she makes mating noises (or has the alcohol substituted that, dunno anymore) and it's all so terrible and awkward and oh god I've got hives let me out of here I'm not ready for underage robo makeout sessions. Seriously, the other party is like a few days old or something. That's where I whined like a little bitchling and ran off to drink some more and missed out on the rest.

Also, the main character is a fucken idiot. I'll allow for some plot-related idiocy, and he did suffer some pretty substantial earth-shattering shock, but at some point my patience ran out. Fuck me, you heinously stupid veggie on legs. Can you be any less attached to your own continued survival. :-\
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Was fun until then. Kinda. The whole thing is a trainwreck, but a wellmeaning one, methinks. Can watch while drunk. Unless you're me.

And hey, Antonio Banderas. And Melanie Griffith. I know those peeps.
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Tasty

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30795 on: June 28, 2018, 11:40:23 PM »
District 13 is the movie you're thinking of.

Speaking of directors who fell off a cliff... (re: Blair Witch)

TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30796 on: June 29, 2018, 01:09:03 AM »
I can use a rec for something to watch on amazon or netflix. Preferably horror. Go a little obscure with the refs.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30797 on: June 29, 2018, 01:15:20 AM »
I mean... I kinda didn't feel anything for the first movie. It was pretty generic, and the female lead acted badly in it.

RAHLEIGH was OK I guess.

Yikes if PR2 is a step down from that.

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/995615325281570816

P. sure that's Ben Judd doing the translation for that Q&A.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30798 on: June 29, 2018, 01:17:15 AM »
I can use a rec for something to watch on amazon or netflix. Preferably horror. Go a little obscure with the refs.

Don't Breathe was pretty dope if you missed it

Tasty

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30799 on: June 29, 2018, 01:29:25 AM »
And apparently, according to Sam Raimi the upcoming sequel "is the best sequel idea" he ever heard. Which basically means I have to watch the first one soon lol.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30800 on: June 29, 2018, 01:53:30 AM »
The Endless

Liked it, didn't hate it. It makes an interesting companion to the directors' previous time-loop horror film Resolution, but I can't decide whether it works better standalone or as a sequel/continuation of the same ideas.

This directors  Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead certainly know how to build a creepy atmosphere in interesting and inventive ways, and they also have a firm grasp of characters and the development there of -- which are two exceedingly rare traits to possess in the horror genre for new directors. Though the characters are semi-stock and their development even more so, they add enough little wrinkles, small twists, and references to plausible past events that they have texture and freshness without feeling forced or faked. You can easily watch this movie and go "the characters are meh," but even just getting to "meh" is a very tough balancing act in a movie like this.

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On the other hand, a lot of the expository dialog and some of the smaller lines felt very out of place and forced. Mike from Resolution out of the blue mention's his wife's pecular sticky note habit, which was laboriously set up throughout the movie prior. He then goes on to say something to the main character (who is having brother issues) something like, "Man, you never know what you got until it's gone. Wink. ;)"

The Resolution scene was cool, but mostly because I'm a massive Back to the Future Part II fan and I'm a sucker for new angles and shots of scenes we've already seen. (That episode of Deep Space 9 when they went back to TOS really tickled my fancy, too.) Mostly what I liked about it was that they didn't necessarily undo or cheapen the sublime ending of Resolution, but there's a very subtle line indicating maybe, someday, they'll escape. Probably not though.

On the flip side, the actual two main characters in this *do* escape. And that's where I'm split on whether this should be watched (in order) with Resolution. On the one hand, if you see Resolution first, you might be expecting a downer ending like that movie, and be delighted when the two escape. And watched on its own, the ending felt otherwise kinda... cliche. They sure got away from that mean old smoke monster!

On the other hand, Resolution's "big trick" was the unexpected (but well setup) time reversal right at the end, paying off 100 minutes of buildup. If you know that going into The Endless, then all the time loop stuff at the start is just "We know!" And it isn't as shocking or surprising.

Aside from the end-end, the last act in general felt like a mild let down. The first two acts did a great job seeding creepy moments or concepts (cosmic stuff like double moons and the sun momentarily flashing dark are things I particularly enjoy*.) But then in the third act... not much. I get why they didn't want to show the monster at the end (watch The Ritual for a bad/typical example of such a thing), but they could have showed something. I appreciate there being no jump scares, but I was more slightly creeped out than scared at any point. The way all the characters in the final moments talked and walked around like there wasn't imminent danger also somewhat irked me. And what was with that wildcat or whatever? Felt like extra footage they were able to shoot and then just said, "Fuck it, put it in the movie."
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I appreciated that there were a lot of clever moments (rope, baseball, etc.), and outside a few dumb decisions the main characters (well, the older brother more so) were compelling enough to carry the story. That said, there's really not much of a story. It's a fun watch, but I don't feel like I got something out of it like I did when I watched Resolution. I think this one tipped its hand either too late or too early (depending on if you've seen Resolution or not).

3 / 5

* There's actually a few similarities in concepts and ideas in The Endless and the horror script I'm writing right now. :lol Usually movies that implement ideas I've had beforehand get a boost in my book, but I think actually being in my material right now is cancelling that out. :P It's not quite "Damn, they did it first!" but more like "Hm, if people have seen this, will they think my take will be scary at all?" Probably just worrying over nothing. 😬

And for the record, I've had all this shit in mind for over a year, so please don't call me a plagiarist if my movie ever actually gets made (a long shot, lol.)
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Tasty

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30801 on: June 29, 2018, 01:56:37 AM »
Also the lens they used had a weird warping effect I spent 20 minutes trying to figure out. At first I thought they were doing some kind of selective digital blurring, to subtly keep the focus on the brothers at all times (which could actually be clever and induce a feeling of subtle claustrophobia), but nope, it's likely an old lens.

Actually, some of the old RLM Half in the Bags have a similar kind of effect (but only for the front-on shot of Jay and Mike.) :lol I'll try and dig up what I'm talking about.

Tasty

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30802 on: June 29, 2018, 02:04:22 AM »
Also, I've been looking forward to this movie for over a year, constantly checking Google Play almost every other week to see if it had been released, so that may have colored my review and made me more negative than I might otherwise be.

But hey, Resolution was great, this has a great trailer (from over a year ago... grumble...) and it has 96% on RT. It's gotta be amazing!

Hmm... :thinking

Another point in the "don't ever buy the hype" column.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30803 on: June 29, 2018, 03:00:02 AM »
I can use a rec for something to watch on amazon or netflix. Preferably horror. Go a little obscure with the refs.
Tarnation 2017

When Oscar is fired, and her boyfriend walks out (taking the cat), she heads to a remote cabin in the woods outside a ghost town called TARNATION. Here she plans to reflect on her life choices. Unfortunately for Oscar the woods are home to a DEMON UNICORN, whose satanic master seeks Oscar's blood to complete a ritual that will raise SATAN HIMSELF from Hell. Oscar is thrown into a battle with a demonic force that can possess anyone, and anything, living in the woods. Oscar must fight for her life, and ultimately face the evil in her own soul, to stop TARNATION falling upon the world.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30804 on: June 29, 2018, 06:54:41 AM »
District 13 is the movie you're thinking of.

Speaking of directors who fell off a cliff... (re: Blair Witch)
Oh right yeah, that was it. A rather enjoyable movie. Maybe I should watch it again.



Anyway, speaking of which, while scrolling through Amazon Prime recommendations I discovered they actually have The Blues Brothers. Not the shitty recreation, the original. Whoot! What a pleasant surprise. Watched that on my way to work and during breakfast. On my phone. Damn this modern tech age. Truly the best timeline.

I didn't remember the movie to be quite THAT ridiculous at certain parts. When they evade the Nazis during the big car chase scene, the movie really stops giving a damn and truly relishes the stupidity. The reverse car evasion flip, extended fall, the love confession, the crater and the jumping over the crater... I mean the movie is ridiculous before (e.g. penguin scenes, dancers flipping through the air at the church), but it's a straight kind of ridiculous where you're always just a hair from accepting it as in-universe natural/unreliable narrator kinda stuff. Anyway.

Music is still so damn good. How can it be so good.

That said, in all of the craziness, the sudden costume switch of specifically Cab Calloway between the white suit and his normal black one during the big concert still trips me up. What a weird thing to get hung up about.



Edit: And on the way back and as a side dish to an early evening snack, Время первых. It's basically a very slightly propaganda-y docutainment movie about the mission to let the first man do a spacewalk. Good stuff, they scraped by by the skin of their teeth back in the days.

It's rather entertaining and the SFX are competent. I like the actors. Not bad, Russian movie industry, not bad. Certainly worth a watch, I say.
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Tasty

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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #30805 on: June 29, 2018, 09:38:28 PM »


:uguu Man, they're just both so down to earth and open about their nerdiness I love it.

I wish I had lived through Monstervision back in the day. Might do his new Shudder marathon though. Also, I need to see the true Alien prequel, It! The Terror from Beyond Space. Wonder if Pennywise is involved.

"Where are the movies? Why aren't there more movies!"

Don't worry Joe Bob, I'm working on it. ;) And it'll be just as shitty as anything else on your show. :obama

TVC15

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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #30806 on: June 30, 2018, 12:27:52 AM »


:uguu Man, they're just both so down to earth and open about their nerdiness I love it.

I wish I had lived through Monstervision back in the day. Might do his new Shudder marathon though. Also, I need to see the true Alien prequel, It! The Terror from Beyond Space. Wonder if Pennywise is involved.

"Where are the movies? Why aren't there more movies!"

Don't worry Joe Bob, I'm working on it. ;) And it'll be just as shitty as anything else on your show. :obama

Monstervision was my favorite show back in the 90s. I used to get mega fucked up and watch it every week. I love Joe Bob and he shaped my tastes so much.
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30807 on: June 30, 2018, 12:30:13 AM »
Deadpool 2 was ok. Lots of good bits but the first third or half is really messy in regard to feeling like well-considered narrative. But it’s pretty funny and the cast is pretty fun.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30808 on: June 30, 2018, 06:34:12 PM »
Rewatched Interstellar in 4K HDR(TM).

Even though we're now nearing about 4 years since it's release it still managed to impress. The visuals are just astounding and the entire bleak future that is portrayed feels realistic yet very personal due to the focus on a just a few characters.
There are plot holes (obviously) and the science is troll science level but if you just sit back and soak it all up it's a highly enjoyable watch. 

Still it could've done without the happy ending. For me the best ending of the film would've been that it was futile. But you gotta need your Hollywood ending I guess.
I'm still kinda sad that we probably never see the sequel that was kinda hinted at at the end. Movies like these don't get made often (if at all).
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30809 on: June 30, 2018, 06:52:11 PM »
Watched Snowpiercer and apart from some VFX and a couple of directing choices I'm not big on, I found it was very interesting. The script is insanely good, keeps you guessing while giving leads, can understate a couple of details and all the characters have for once compelling motivations (and it goes to some very dark places). Refreshing to see a film with actual surprises and that can keep you engaged beyond the mere formula : I kept thinking "wow there's still X minutes to go but it feels we're at a close" but was on the edge of my seat for the whole thing, and some of the long talking parts at the end are the best parts.

It's not a real "blockbuster" but that's probably the first film in a long while that looks like what a worthwhile one should be.

Oh and it's a small thing but the casting of the two towering figures in the story is pretty cheeky...

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Probably not a coincidence they started respectively in 1984 and the Truman Show.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30810 on: June 30, 2018, 07:17:53 PM »
Also, The Simpsons Movie is better than I remembered, at least the first 20 minutes.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30811 on: June 30, 2018, 10:43:34 PM »
Interstellar is fucking garbage, with terrible writing, multiple scenes of straight up amateur unfocused cameras, terrible audio mixing, and generally just shit.

Yeah I thought it was unbearably dull
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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #30812 on: July 01, 2018, 04:27:01 AM »

VomKriege

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30813 on: July 01, 2018, 10:52:36 AM »
Watched Okja following Snowpiercer. I liked it, especially the dark comedy parts, but it's not in the same league. Boy, Boon Jong Ho sure has a bleak view of humanity.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30814 on: July 01, 2018, 12:51:55 PM »
I don't get why people dislike Pacific Rim 2 so much as if the first one was great, it has the same weak story and characters as the first one, the only thing that kind of changed was the visuals. They're both very mediocre action flicks.



Interstellar is fucking garbage, with terrible writing, multiple scenes of straight up amateur unfocused cameras, terrible audio mixing, and generally just shit.

You're dead inside, the movie was a masterpiece imo. You also don't like Rich Evans so this confirms my theory that you're a terrorist or some other kind of villain.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30815 on: July 01, 2018, 01:10:57 PM »
There's a lot of complaints about Interstellar I'd agree with, but sound mixing isn't one.

Audio wise it was a fucking revelation in IMAX.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30816 on: July 01, 2018, 01:13:23 PM »
Maybe your theater just sucks

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30817 on: July 01, 2018, 06:50:44 PM »
Interstellar just sucks.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30818 on: July 01, 2018, 08:02:12 PM »
lightwork, time ain't even real

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30819 on: July 01, 2018, 08:16:58 PM »
love transcends time

It didn’t work when Coppola shoehorned it into Dracula and it works even less in Interstellar. Interstellar is like some sort of filmic embodiment of Keanu’s performance in Dracula.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30820 on: July 01, 2018, 08:23:46 PM »
No its a masterpiece. 

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30821 on: July 01, 2018, 08:26:08 PM »
Still a masterpiece. 

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30822 on: July 01, 2018, 08:27:30 PM »
I love the visuals and sound of Interstellar but the story ends up falling flat.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30823 on: July 01, 2018, 08:32:57 PM »
I love Bram Stoker’s Dracula in spite of its terrible elements.  It looks amazing and it’s generally pretty fun. Lots of weird performances, almost all of which seem like they were for a different movie.

Interstellar, though, that was really the “hey, the emperor is naked” moment for the Nolan brothers.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30824 on: July 01, 2018, 08:35:13 PM »
What a hilariously bad movie, unlike the Frankenstein movie from around the same time that's just outright bad.

At least Frankenstein gave us this:

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30825 on: July 01, 2018, 08:36:01 PM »
I watched that Frankenstein movie once and NEVER AGAIN.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30826 on: July 01, 2018, 09:51:13 PM »
Now I kinda wanna watch it lol.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30827 on: July 01, 2018, 10:59:07 PM »
The other Branagh movies I've seen range from passable to garbage, so I'm not expecting much lol.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30828 on: July 02, 2018, 01:33:31 AM »
A couple people told me Holidays was a good horror anthology.

It really isn't. Man, most of these were bad. The Happy Father's Day one is pretty well made though a bit too open-ended for my tastes, and some of them are ok. But none of them were scary, real horror stuff, and none of them were funny enough to be good comedy, they were all just kinda WTF. I guess it's an anthology for people who like weird fucking horror and I guess I don't like weird fucking horror that much. Was not worth a watch.

I've seen all the good, high rated horror anthologies at this point, so all I've got left is Southbound and XX. Hopefully they're better than this.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30829 on: July 02, 2018, 01:35:26 AM »
I don't want to hype you up but I enjoyed Southbound quite a bit.

Horror anthologies are almost all crap though (see: most of the V/H/S series segments), so I'm not surprised about Holidays. I'll watch it eventually.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30830 on: July 02, 2018, 01:41:08 AM »
I like most of the V/H/S1 segments and a couple of V/H/S2 (mostly just the Gareth Evans crazy cult one) though.

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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #30831 on: July 02, 2018, 04:33:26 PM »


This looks decent but I'm getting kinda 80s'd out.

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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #30832 on: July 02, 2018, 06:23:05 PM »
The faux 80s movies series feel toothless. Wheres the gratuitous nudity? Actual good era based music? All they're doing is driving the sales of Goodwills and similar stores kind of nailing the fashion
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30833 on: July 02, 2018, 07:53:37 PM »
Watched A Quiet Place.

Other than it getting good reviews, I knew nothing about it so I was surprised when the
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It's a good movie. Not a great movie. But good is cool. It's too formula without excelling in any one thing to be an amazing movie and I probably will forget about it rather quickly but it was a fine way to kill an evening. Not a lot to say. I like that the movie doesn't really make more out of itself than it is. It knows what it's going for and sticks to it without wasting time telling unnecessary plot details or trying to overly explain itself. It's a restrained movie in a day and age where most movies don't really value that anymore.   


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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #30834 on: July 02, 2018, 08:07:08 PM »
You can’t even make an authentically 80s movie without lighthearted nerd rapists, really.
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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #30835 on: July 02, 2018, 08:45:58 PM »
none of these shows/movies have enough white girl titties in them for being based in the 80s
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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #30837 on: July 02, 2018, 09:40:24 PM »
You can’t even make an authentically 80s movie without lighthearted nerd rapists, really.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30838 on: July 02, 2018, 10:37:09 PM »
I liked VHS 1 and 2 better than Southbound. I think there was only one bit I liked in Southbound.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #30839 on: July 02, 2018, 11:05:48 PM »
I liked Southbound because it was all connected and inhabited a consistent world. It made it feel like a movie and not just a string of random YouTube horror shorts.