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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5100 on: May 31, 2018, 04:56:07 PM »
i have no idea where doomsday clock is headed at all

also tasty, don't read bendis' the man of steel, dooonnnn'tttt

What will I find :goty

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5101 on: May 31, 2018, 05:08:26 PM »
maybe i misinterpreted it because it's so poorly done throughout, but it seems to imply Clark and Lois are split up

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« Reply #5102 on: May 31, 2018, 05:32:24 PM »
Yeah I just read it.

Scuttlebutt is it seems like whoever appeared in the flashback is someone that Lois and Jon go with willingly, against Clark's wishes...

The fuck?

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« Reply #5103 on: May 31, 2018, 05:38:46 PM »
also the starting event of the Damian Prelude to the Wedding Special is based around the fact that he uses his skills to break into an arcade at night and increase his high score in a game when there are no other distractions :lol

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« Reply #5104 on: June 03, 2018, 02:51:02 PM »
Amazing Spider-Man #800 is out today and it concludes the Red Goblin storyline, but is not Dan Slott's final issue- that's #801.  This one is like 80 pages long and is the entire finale; no extra "milestone issue!!!" crap here.

Enjoyed this a lot more than Invincible Iron Man #600.  I still think this final Slott story is a bit on the weaker side, given the villain (the scope of things just never felt big enough), but you can tell that Slott actually cares about what he's writing, unlike Bendis's "I'm out, bitches" vibe.

Is there anything major that happens here?  Yes, but nothing earth-shattering.  There is a character death here but I get the feeling this character will end up returning later on because comics.

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-The issue opens with Spider-Man and co. recovering after a Red Goblin beat-down.  Anti-Venom (Flash Thompson) comes to their aid and uses his man-made symbiote to heal everyone but Spidey with.  Doing this drains his symbiote and you can see it visibly fading from his body.  HINT HINT

-During the battle, Red Goblin reveals that all the little needles he has been shooting contain a kind of poison that will go through the nervous system and into the brain, killing the victim slowly and extremely painfully.  He also tells Spidey that he's off to go kill his family and goes after Mary Jane first.

-Normie Osborne, Red Goblin's grandson, who got infected with the Carnage symbiote, goes to kill Aunt May.  She is saved by Doctor Octopus (No more "superior name" although it's still him in a cloned Peter Parker body) and when Spidey comes in, Ock says he still has Peter's memories and couldn't bear to let anything happen to May, so Spidey says they're square and lets him go off to do whatever.  (JJJ is also there in a remote-controlled Spider Slayer robot, but basically does nothing)

-A subplot here is that Norman is trying take over Alchemax (who bought Oscorp) from his son's ex-wife but this kind of fails due to all the shit going on.  This is also when Normie starts getting turned back to a good kid again...maybe.

-J. Jonah Jameson is the smartest man in the world, because he figures out that Eddie Brock is Venom and calls him.  He asks Venom to help.  Venom goes to save Mary Jane and beats up the Red Goblin, who escapes after Spidey arrives.

-Brock tells Spidey he's too weak to go on but offers his symbiote to help.  So we're back to black costume-symbiote Spider-Man for the first time in decades!  Peter seems to accept this way, way too easily after all that's happened with that thing, but it is a changed alien I guess.  The artist draws him kind of weird- the eyes are sort of popping off his face and it looks fucked up.

-Red Goblin reveals that the little needles he's been shooting people with are toxic and can kill people slowly and painfully whenever he wants.  He's gonna go ahead and do that now, but then nothing happens.  BECAUSE FLASH.  Anti-Venom got the needles out of everybody.  He uses the last of his symbiote to protect Spidey and suffers a fatal wound, then dies.   :'(

-After more fighting, Spider-Man is defeated, but he gambles on telling the Red Goblin that it's not Norman Osbourne who won...but Carnage.  Specifically Cletus Cassidy, the former human host, who I thought was dead, but apparently is part of the symbiote now.  ??? ??? ???  Norman is full of himself and can't accept this.

-Both ditch their symbiotes and fight again.  Spidey wins and the Carnage symbiote comes back.  He uses an explosion to stop it and it shocks Norman so bad he turns into a babbling idiot.

-Flash has a funeral, words are said, etc etc.  There's nothing saying he's coming back, but I get the feeling the whole "healing" thing with Anti-Venom means he'll pop back up later on in some form.

-We see Norman in jail and Spider-Man goes to see him.  He had previously found out that Spider-Man was Peter Parker (again, since everyone who knew previously lost that after One More Day) but now calls him "Norman Osborne."  Apparently his mind is now that of Cletus Cassidy and Norman is "gone."  I kind of doubt this will stick, but OK.

-Harry decides to change his last name back to "Osborne" to do right by it and we get a hint that the symbiote is not completely gone from his son.

-In an "after credits" scene, Doc Ock has gone out to Cali to go accept a position at Horizon University, where Peter's old science colleagues are, including Anna, who he had a relationship with when he was Superior Spider-Man. 
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I look forward to reading it on unlimited in 6 months... as I have generally like Slotts run, if for no other reason than it has managed to not be 100% rebooted annually with a new creative team.

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i find it kind of dumb that they try to use Mary Jane to signify high stakes in Spider man post OMD.

She’s basically not even in Marvel Books anymore except for Renew your vows and maybe is in like one or two issues per year of Spider-Man since OMD ended usually only for a couple of pages.

For as much as Marvel editorial seems to think OMD was a great idea, they really haven’t capitalized on it in any meaningful way. There aren’t really any important supporting characters in Peter Parker’s life anymore and haven’t been since OMD, so when they want to introduce stakes to a story, they do it through his ex-girlfriend, who he broke up with like ten years ago, and only has any stakes associated with her because they were married in a story that was magicked out of existence a decade ago. In current continuity, Goblin going after  Mary Jane should basically have as much stakes as him going after Carlie.

Did Mary Jane and Peter ever even have a baby in post OMD continuity? If so they never bring it up.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5105 on: June 03, 2018, 03:59:13 PM »
i find it kind of dumb that they try to use Mary Jane to signify high stakes in Spider man post OMD.

She’s basically not even in Marvel Books anymore except for Renew your vows and maybe is in like one or two issues per year of Spider-Man since OMD ended usually only for a couple of pages.

Mary Jane has played a big role in Invincible Iron Man lately as Tony Stark's personal assistant.  Unsure if she is going to stick around there after Slott comes in to take over Iron Man.  The recent issues of Amazing seem to indicate that something may be about to happen between the two of them.  I hope the new creative team decides to get rid of that OMD shit and get them back together again.
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For as much as Marvel editorial seems to think OMD was a great idea, they really haven’t capitalized on it in any meaningful way. There aren’t really any important supporting characters in Peter Parker’s life anymore and haven’t been since OMD, so when they want to introduce stakes to a story, they do it through his ex-girlfriend, who he broke up with like ten years ago, and only has any stakes associated with her because they were married in a story that was magicked out of existence a decade ago. In current continuity, Goblin going after  Mary Jane should basically have as much stakes as him going after Carlie.

It's Norman Osborn-- he hasn't been around much for stuff that happened post-OMD, IIRC, and so to him he probably remembers the likes of MJ and Aunt May and nobody else.
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Did Mary Jane and Peter ever even have a baby in post OMD continuity? If so they never bring it up.

Nope.
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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5106 on: June 04, 2018, 10:01:38 AM »
It would be humorous if Slotts super “anti-spider-marriage” rant from last year was really just him throwing people off the scent that they were going to set events in motion that might actually lead to them getting back together. It’s not really out of character for him to do that.

I think a cool way to address OMD would have been to have a dead or insane character for whom the OMD deal didn’t stick (and maybe the Dr Strange thing as well) and that somehow makes them at least acknowledge and resolve the story, even if it doesn’t end in a remarriage.

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« Reply #5107 on: June 05, 2018, 01:18:59 AM »
Mark Millar's Reborn is actually pretty interesting and shockingly self-restrained, hope he actually continues it at some point. Maybe the best of his "Millarworld" after Jupiter's Circle/Legacy.

Though I have a soft spot for Nemesis, which would also make a much better movie than Wanted ever did or Kick-Ass. They just shouldn't change all the unique parts like they did for the former, unless it's for the better like Kingsman

Read the first collected of Matt Kindt's Dept.H and it makes me wonder about if I ever want to read MIND MGMT. This is supposed to be an ongoing but I'm not sure it should be, like this should have been a full contained thing like Revolver was. But, it was interesting enough that I probably want to look into the ongoing to see how long it holds up. Also, people love to bitch about his art, with some good reason, but someone must have pointed out that whole thing where he can only draw like two and a half types of faces because he made sure all the characters were totally distinct, also it's colored. Biggest part I liked actually was that the volume's page numbers were done like "2.14" to indicate page 14 of issue 2, etc. Collected volumes usually don't seem to bother with any kind of page numbers (unless they're reproduced from the comic) but that's a unique way of doing it.

Ivan Brandon's Drifter is still going I suppose, first volume was pretty neat that I'll probably check into more of the rest too... I honestly thought it was some kind of major Vertigo-ish reboot of the Cole Cash character from Wildstorm/Futures End/New 52 and was quite confused before I stopped and looked and saw it was from Image :lol

also got Dan Abnett's The New Deadwardians and Ed Brubaker's Kill or be Killed on my pile...and one of DC's new "classic collected" volumes that are "restored" (aka reprinted from a digital copy so it's not all faded out) of...this of all things lol: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justice_League_Task_Force_(comics) as i had no idea they'd even tried really to collect the pre-Morrison Justice League titles that proliferated into like twenty teams and none of them with the BIG SEVEN in the early 90s:
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Because of the varied nature of the missions the Task Force would be employed on, and the versatility of the concept, various writers and artists were featured on this title. Up to issue #13 most writers wrote only up to three issues (even the series' creator David Michelinie only wrote the first three issues, although a misprint on the cover of issue #5 credited him with the story, but it was actually written by Denny O'Neil)
yeah...because of the varied nature amirite

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At the time the Justice League was featured in three separate series: Justice League America, Justice League Europe (JLE) and Justice League Quarterly (JLQ). Justice League Task Force was a spinoff of Justice League Europe, a series which ran from April 1989 to May 1993.
These eventually spun out even further into EXTREME JUSTICE, which actually was the series that setup the event that had the UN disband the Justice League which they had oversight of since the late 80s, for it to reform as Morrison's version.

Nobody created MORE JUSTICE LEAGUES after this until the New 52, and current DC, started to have them proliferate uncontrollably. Aside from the short-lived and totally sweet Justice League Elite limited series by the guy who created the fourth wall breaking version of Deadpool. Elite goes in a very different non-comedic direction with its characters and the comic both breaking down in confusion over reality at the same time. It was a nice little conclusion to The Elite/Manchester Black storylines in Superman and the fallout of the The Obsidian Age/Trial By Fire storylines in JLA too.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5108 on: June 05, 2018, 02:55:29 AM »
The amount of impotent nerd rage I'm about to spew over Lois/Jon is equivalent to Vesuvius.

Don't try it DC. :bolo

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« Reply #5109 on: June 05, 2018, 07:09:05 PM »
The amount of impotent nerd rage I'm about to spew over Lois/Jon is equivalent to Vesuvius.

Don't try it DC. :bolo

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brace yourself andy. maybe dc will reign bendis in though.... you never know.

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« Reply #5110 on: June 05, 2018, 09:58:54 PM »
That Wolverine with burning claws article legit almost made me connect to my lcs's website to cancel my entire  pull list and quit new comics

The last series I really enjoyed was All New Wolverine, and it was light hearted fun.

Venom was pure garbage. What was I even subbed to this. Why is it so hard to come up with interesting venom stuff?

Reborn was really fun.

Kick-ass and HItgirl #1-2 were pretty average. I really enjoyed the original, but those new runs aren't exciting at all.

Anomisity got lame. I liked it so much but eh


Anything worth reading right now outside of Marvel/dc?


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« Reply #5111 on: June 05, 2018, 11:52:33 PM »
That Wolverine with burning claws article legit almost made me connect to my lcs's website to cancel my entire  pull list and quit new comics

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The last series I really enjoyed was All New Wolverine, and it was light hearted fun.

And now it's over and next it's back to X-23.  Wonder if there's going to be any real difference?
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« Reply #5112 on: June 06, 2018, 12:03:07 AM »
Savage Dragon #234:

Last issue, it appears that Dragon's wife kicked the bucket.  BUT WAIT he has an idea- inject her with his blood!  Despite warnings that this will make her explode like it did to O.G. Dragon when they tried this, he does it and she comes back to life as a female Dragon.  There's a little bit of fighting with the whole Dragon family involved, and then Dragon hits the wife with this power-draining stuff from way back that removes her powers and turns her back human before she can explode.  OK, that was pointless.

Meanwhile in Dimension X, Michael Dragon gets savagely killed by his mom, Rapture, and then the big-dicked aliens she controls eat his body.  They can't handle that dragon blood either and all explode all over the place, then Alex, Jennifer, and Angel attack and kill Rapture, but it appears that now Jennifer is dead (again).

Yup, another issue of Dragon.

X-Men Red Annual #1:

This should have been the first issue of the comic (minus the art, yuck- Jean looks like she's 60 most of the time) as it follows Jean right after she came back to life.  Not much action, just lots of dialogue.  Despite the end of the (teenage) Jean Grey comic showing that the two Jeans were going to talk, this is never shown and she meets up with everyone else.  Standouts are meeting Old Man Logan (instantly recognizes he's not the same guy and is "another mind wearing Logan's face"), Rachel Grey/Prestige, and X-23 and Gabby because they're the closest people she has left to Cyclops and Wolverine.  Uh...OK.  I guess young Cyclops and Old Man Logan aren't good enough.  It's not like the latter wouldn't have had a lot of the same memories, right?  And if Jean is now a super-powerful omega-level telepath...wouldn't she instantly know where the recently-revived O.G. Wolverine is?  LOL, comics.
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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5113 on: June 06, 2018, 07:22:56 AM »
That Wolverine with burning claws article legit almost made me connect to my lcs's website to cancel my entire  pull list and quit new comics

:confused
What article?

I saw what you're talking about now.  So "The Return Of Wolverine" in September and he can now have BURNING HOT METAL CLAWS sometimes.  :lol
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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5114 on: June 06, 2018, 08:46:55 AM »
I'm still way behind on X-Men Blue and Gold, but saw that following the "Venomized" crossover story, there's still a parasite-possessed symbiote controlling a clawed character running around, so there's yet another Wolverine character on top of O.G. Logan returning.  :doge

Let's see...that's-

1. Logan
2. Daken
3. X-23
4. Honey Badger
5. Jimmy Hudson
6. Old Man Logan
7. Weapon H
8. Venomized Wolverine

Enough Wolverines for you?  :lol

Looks like they're turning Sabertooth heel again with a change in direction for X-Force.  He's going to lead a team of what appears to be villains to do merc work.  Omega Red is definitely one of the characters and they seemed to hint in a recent issue that Domino will join up because she just cares about money.
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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5115 on: June 06, 2018, 10:27:01 AM »
I liked Daken during Dark Reign.

Everything since has been garbage. Also the whole arm thing was dumb as hell.

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« Reply #5116 on: June 06, 2018, 05:27:25 PM »
It was pretty neat When Dakken killed the Punisher. It also gave us Frankencastle, which was pure ‘70 stylr pulp and it was amazing.

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« Reply #5117 on: June 07, 2018, 07:22:26 AM »
Bad guy crazy Daken is fine for a villain and they need to stop making him a good guy.  He's also been killed and brought back to life like twice now in ridiculous ways...even stupider than what has happened with Wolverine.

The biggest head-scratcher out of all of these characters is Jimmy Hudson.  Why did they think this character needed to come back in X-Men Blue?
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« Reply #5118 on: June 07, 2018, 11:36:21 AM »
Marvel cannot ignore the MANY Jimmy Hudson fans from the waning days of Ultimate xmen, when half the Mutants lives in Xian and the other half lived on a mutant hill.


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« Reply #5120 on: June 07, 2018, 11:56:49 PM »
https://io9.gizmodo.com/dc-comics-is-relaunching-vertigo-with-seven-new-series-1826640933

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Doesn’t sound too bad outside that cringey mission statement (is fucking Vertigo, there were already a lot of progressive friendly stuff) and Zoe Quinn writing her fanfic.

Vertigo shouldn’t have been dropped to begin with, though.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5121 on: June 08, 2018, 11:13:48 PM »
zoe quinn and robbi rodriguez? good fucking god.....

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« Reply #5122 on: June 09, 2018, 07:44:50 PM »
wow Kill Or Be Killed really hits close to home


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« Reply #5123 on: June 10, 2018, 02:47:09 PM »
Got all caught up on X-Mayne:

First up was a Blue/Gold crossover, where I stopped reading, in which Mojo comes to Earth and uses reality warping/terraforming alien-tech things to bring Mojoworld to earth, forcing the various X-groups to fight in simulations based on past events.  It was OK.  Ends with Mojo being stuck on earth in an epilogue.

Blue: Overall this is my favorite of the current X-books, even with some bad storylines.  They have an Exiles-like event where they go to different eras and encounter various X-groups, which leads into a story that retcons the reveal that time had "replaced" the O5 X-Men with other versions of themselves.  The retcon is that this was a far-future group of 'evil' X-Men led by Charles Xavier II who were masquerading as them and fucking shit up.  In a very dumb move, the Prof. X of that era sends them back to the future, which makes zero sense given how they've hinted again and again (and now have an event coming) that their presence in the future is fucking shit up. 

Then we get a storyline where the O5 go into space with Venom (and there's crossovers with his book) to find out what happened to a bunch of klyntar symbiotes that were kidnapped.  The O5 get their own symbiote suits and then SURPRISE it's the Poisons, back again from the Venomverse storyline from last year that nobody cared about.  This leads to a Venomized five-issue miniseries where the Poisons turn heroes into symbiotes and then possess them and at the end it's reversed and :zzz :zzz :zzz :zzz :zzz.  In the end the Poisons are destroyed but there's a few lingering poison-possessed characters out there, including Jimmy Hudson.

Back on Earth, with the O5 gone, Blue team's roster is thin and Havok and White Queen have teamed up with Bastion and Miss Sinister (makes no sense, even when it's explained...it makes no sense) to create more mutants by using whatever it was inside the Ultimate universe X-Men to trigger secondary mutations and created mutants out of humans.  We get a temporary new roster with Polaris, Jimmy, Bloodstorm, Daken (using two katanas...WHY), and some chick whose name I forget who is part a Madripoor mutant gang that a Malice-possessed Polaris fucks up.  They win and destroy the formula and stop everyone from transforming blah blah blah the big thing here is that White Queen does a face turn and finally changes the AXIS (remember that? lol) inverted Havok back into a good guy.  His face also gets healed, hence his upcoming change to the Astonishing X-Men in #13.

Gold: While Blue is at least X-Men adventuring, Gold has the tired, played out "mutants vs. human bigot" storyline going on with a corrupt senator trying to fuck them up.  They end up going to a planet in the Negative Zone and defeat a big "god," who then ends up coming to earth BUT WAIT Gold team is in jail so we get a B-team backing them up BUT WAIT they break out and Storm gets her old Thor hammer back WHAT THE HELL and then bigot senator is back and Kitty is going to get married to Colossus and :zzz :zzz :zzz don't care.  It's pretty forgettable stuff, really.

Red: SNORE. It's like Social Studies Warrior X-Men.  Storm also pops up here with no explanation as to why she doesn't have Thor's hammer.  Gabby and Laura tell Namor to "cover up" and put clothes on.  Jean Grey is going to show the world why hate against mutants is wrong.  Aren't you guys doing this in Gold already?  :zzz

Astonishing: The dumb "X" storyline ended with #12 and the resurrected Prof. X decides to go off on his own, with a "new dream," and mind-wipes everyone except Psylocke from remembering he came back.  Uh, sure.  This sucked, but hey, with #13 it's a brand new creative team (and roster).  Don't particularly care for said roster, but maybe it will be good.

At this point I'm ready for a big team shake-up and I guess that's coming with the Extinction storyline this summer.  It's time for the O5 to go.
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« Reply #5124 on: June 10, 2018, 02:49:34 PM »
And we may not see the Fantastic Four and X-Men characters in Marvel movies after all.  Comcast has put in a huge bid for Fox that is more lucrative to them as they will pay straight cash for everything.  :-\
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« Reply #5125 on: June 18, 2018, 08:24:47 AM »
X-Men Blue #29: Jimmy Hudson's new codename is...Poison.  Because you know...he is still possessed by a Poison.  :doge  We get conflicted Jimmy who is still in there and fighting with the Poison for control of his body. 

Thor #1: I dropped the female Thor book a few months after it started, so I'm not sure why there's like three places Asgardians live, including Earth, but it's Odinson back in the saddle as Thor, trying to get himself a new weapon since Mjolnir is gone, and the gang's all here, including Jane Foster, who after not being Thor is finally beginning to recover from cancer. 

There's also another story here featuring old man Thor at the "end of time", far into the future, where the universe is dying and he has used his power to keep earth going and restarted the human population several hundred years prior.  And then he gets confronted by the Phoenix force...who has possessed Wolverine.  Because of course.
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« Reply #5126 on: June 19, 2018, 04:28:49 PM »
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After a lengthy build-up to the big wedding of Kitty Pryde and Colossus in X-Men Gold #30, Marvel has spoiled the story’s major twist on the eve of release.

As revealed this morning by The New York Times, the two X-Men fixtures don’t actually tie the knot in the issue, by writer Marc Guggenheim and artist David Marquez. Instead, following a discussion with Colossus’ sister Illyana, Kitty gets cold feet.

That’s not to say there isn’t a wedding, however, as Gambit is inspired to propose to Rogue, which leads to the upcoming series Mr. and Mrs. X, launching in July.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5127 on: June 19, 2018, 04:34:24 PM »
Just saw that. :lol Lulz.

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« Reply #5128 on: June 19, 2018, 04:56:45 PM »
Oh I thought X-men Red has been like the only good X-men book so far. Blue has solid character moments and some cool plot points combined with kind of dumb stories.

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« Reply #5129 on: June 20, 2018, 01:45:20 AM »
I'm going to catch up with my books this week, been a while since I read anything

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« Reply #5130 on: June 20, 2018, 07:58:13 AM »
Oh I thought X-men Red has been like the only good X-men book so far. Blue has solid character moments and some cool plot points combined with kind of dumb stories.

Doesn't matter anyway...they announced that Gold and Blue are being canceled.  But Red is staying.   :lol ??? :lol  So I guess soon the O5 are finally going bye-bye and we're gonna get another new team book or two after Extinction.
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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5131 on: June 20, 2018, 10:17:09 AM »
1) gambit is an incel

2) the end of marvels prohibition on marriage is here. Spider and MJ 4ever.
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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5132 on: June 20, 2018, 10:33:02 AM »
Iceman is also getting another solo book.  Didn't they just recently cancel the last one because of low sales?
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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5133 on: June 20, 2018, 11:37:03 AM »
Iceman is also getting another solo book.  Didn't they just recently cancel the last one because of low sales?
Yes iceman had abysmal sales (and the comic was shit from the two chapters I hate read) They're trying to sell it as by 'popular demand' when in reality it's just because they caught shit from the usual suspects.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5134 on: June 20, 2018, 01:09:35 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/x-men-wedding-its-not-what-you-think.50103/page-5

Well, this sounds awful.
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There are two key scenes, both fail.

Illyana talking to Kitty on the roof the night before. Kitty senses something is off with Illyana, and convinces her to say it. After some hesitation, Illyana says "I just think if you two were meant to be together...it would've happened by now."

THAT'S IT. That's NOTHING.

Second key moment is after Kitty leaves him at the Altar, he finds her later and asks her why. Her answer? "Marriage is hard. Hard enough with all this...stuff. It's just too much history. A lot of it good, yeah. But some of it bad. And all of it...messy. Not the foundation to build a marriage on."

What? She said seven sentences without saying anything at all. It's awful.

And then immediately after that, the couple with the MOST messy history gets hitched.

Note that Kitty is the one who proposed to Colossus.   :doge
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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5135 on: June 20, 2018, 01:50:41 PM »
I stopped caring about ice man after they made him retroactively gay. That was dumb.

Also, I feel like instead of leaving colossus on the altar, kitty should have just turned intangible when it was time to kiss the bride and then they could have argued that the whole marriage didn’t count.

That whole exchange makes kitty sound like the worst human being. What a garbage reason not to marry someone.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5136 on: June 20, 2018, 02:14:38 PM »
Kitty just Xander'd Colossus.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5137 on: June 20, 2018, 05:19:14 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/x-men-wedding-its-not-what-you-think.50103/page-5

Well, this sounds awful.
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There are two key scenes, both fail.

Illyana talking to Kitty on the roof the night before. Kitty senses something is off with Illyana, and convinces her to say it. After some hesitation, Illyana says "I just think if you two were meant to be together...it would've happened by now."

THAT'S IT. That's NOTHING.

Second key moment is after Kitty leaves him at the Altar, he finds her later and asks her why. Her answer? "Marriage is hard. Hard enough with all this...stuff. It's just too much history. A lot of it good, yeah. But some of it bad. And all of it...messy. Not the foundation to build a marriage on."

What? She said seven sentences without saying anything at all. It's awful.

And then immediately after that, the couple with the MOST messy history gets hitched.

Note that Kitty is the one who proposed to Colossus.   :doge

honestly, im more interested in kurt and rachel. and thats as a gambit fan, because maybe we can get excalibur from it

i feel for colossus though. illyanna will be fucking him over until the end of time

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5138 on: June 20, 2018, 05:29:35 PM »
I mean it's not that out of left field. Earlier in X-men Gold Kitty was hesitient to get back together because it felt like destiny. She didn't like that and wasn't for Peter's gung ho attitude about it. Eventually she bought into it but it was clear the writing had as a base her feeling like a romance was happening because that's been a part of thier characters.

For Illyana to say yeah if it was meant to it would already have been was probably pretty powerful as that's Perer's sister and a big part of his life.

At least that's probably what the writing was going for. Don't know if it was excuted well as I haven't been into Gold too much.

Too me the marriage felt out of left field because it didn't seem like the characters themselves wanted it which I guess was the point. Too bad this poorly reflects on Kitty.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5139 on: June 20, 2018, 05:47:53 PM »
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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5140 on: June 20, 2018, 09:59:43 PM »
Amazing Spider-Man #801: Dan Slott's final issue.  Is it an epilogue to #800? NOPE!  Stand-alone issue and a "love letter" to Spidey.  It was an OK story, I guess.  Focuses on some random guy Spidey rescued and how well his life turned out because of it.

Tony Stark: Iron Man #1: Dan Slott's first issue.  Kind of like Amazing #801, there's a lot of focus on some random guy who Stark recruits to work for him and we see his new company digs and staff.  Good way to start things over from Bendis, but nothing that really stood out.  All of the previous supporting cast, including the A.I. Friday and Mary Jane, appear to be gone.

I mean it's not that out of left field. Earlier in X-men Gold Kitty was hesitient to get back together because it felt like destiny. She didn't like that and wasn't for Peter's gung ho attitude about it. Eventually she bought into it but it was clear the writing had as a base her feeling like a romance was happening because that's been a part of thier characters.

For Illyana to say yeah if it was meant to it would already have been was probably pretty powerful as that's Perer's sister and a big part of his life.

At least that's probably what the writing was going for. Don't know if it was excuted well as I haven't been into Gold too much.

Too me the marriage felt out of left field because it didn't seem like the characters themselves wanted it which I guess was the point. Too bad this poorly reflects on Kitty.

Yup, that seems to be the problem.
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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5141 on: June 21, 2018, 02:21:19 AM »
All of that for nothing?

shocking :beli

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5142 on: June 21, 2018, 07:37:45 AM »
Read X-Men Gold #30. 

Yup, it was pretty fucking stupid.  Illyana says one thing to Kitty and then even apologizes for it, saying it was some stupid shit to say, and this is enough to make Kitty get cold feet.  :lol ::)

It reads as someone having done a straight-forward wedding story (there's nothing "superheroic" going on here at all) and then there's this out of the blue twist where Kitty stops it at the last minute and runs off- there is and has been zero doubts from the two about getting married leading up to this point.  Then Gambit decides to propose to Rogue and they get married instead, and this is followed by multiple pages of previews for Mr. And Mrs. X #1-3 COMING SOON!  BUY NOW!  LOOK AT THIS!  COMICS!

There's also a brief cameo from O.G. Logan.  At this point it just looks silly for him to be pretending to be dead but still sticking around to watch shit go down.

Speaking of Logan, I started reading the Countdown To Infinite books.  He shows up there with his infinite stone, gets attacked by and destroys some Ultron-controlled bots/cyborgs, but not before telling them that he wants the stone to help out mutants, and then....gives the stone to Black Widow (also pretending to be dead).
:confused

They also "rebooted" Groot and now he can actually talk.
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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5143 on: June 21, 2018, 09:30:01 AM »
Sad that ASM 801 wasn’t about Spidey hittin MJ with the stinger.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5144 on: June 21, 2018, 10:30:40 AM »
Sad that ASM 801 wasn’t about Spidey hittin MJ with the stinger.

Is The Shocker involved anywhere?

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« Reply #5145 on: June 21, 2018, 10:51:10 AM »
Sad that ASM 801 wasn’t about Spidey hittin MJ with the stinger.

Is The Shocker involved anywhere?

Nope.  No villains at all, really.

I see it getting a lot of praise and while it's way better than Bendis's 'exit' issues, it's nothing special. 

Tony Stark: Iron Man unsurprisingly gave me heavy Spider-Man vibes.  Specifically the way Tony and co. are written just like how Slott wrote Peter and co. when he became a billionaire tech company CEO. 
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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5146 on: June 21, 2018, 11:03:14 AM »
That was a sex joke. :teehee

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5147 on: June 21, 2018, 11:03:40 AM »
You're so precious bork hahaha.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
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« Reply #5149 on: June 21, 2018, 12:13:09 PM »
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Spidey hittin MJ with the stinger

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The Shocker

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5150 on: June 21, 2018, 12:21:40 PM »
 :ohhh

Never heard that called "the shocker" before.  :lol
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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5151 on: June 21, 2018, 01:56:07 PM »
Sad that ASM 801 wasn’t about Spidey hittin MJ with the stinger.

Is The Shocker involved anywhere?

Nope.  No villains at all, really.

I see it getting a lot of praise and while it's way better than Bendis's 'exit' issues, it's nothing special. 

Tony Stark: Iron Man unsurprisingly gave me heavy Spider-Man vibes.  Specifically the way Tony and co. are written just like how Slott wrote Peter and co. when he became a billionaire tech company CEO.

It sounds like one of those filler issues or filler mini-series that crop up every now and again that just rehash every Hing about a character.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5152 on: June 22, 2018, 05:47:05 PM »
:ohhh

Never heard that called "the shocker" before.  :lol


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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5153 on: June 23, 2018, 10:45:22 PM »

They also "rebooted" Groot and now he can actually talk.

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5155 on: June 28, 2018, 11:18:36 AM »
Flash War #3 ends with the creation of Sage Force and Strength Force to compliment the Speed Force. :lol

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« Reply #5156 on: June 28, 2018, 12:15:44 PM »
Flash War #3 ends with the creation of Sage Force and Strength Force to compliment the Speed Force. :lol

What's the sage force?

And...two of them?  I thought the strength thing sounded stupid.  :lol
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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5157 on: June 28, 2018, 12:20:34 PM »
Flash War #3 ends with the creation of Sage Force and Strength Force to compliment the Speed Force. :lol

All three combine into the TriForce.
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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5158 on: June 28, 2018, 12:35:47 PM »
Flash War #3 ends with the creation of Sage Force and Strength Force to compliment the Speed Force. :lol

All three combine into the TriForce.

I already sorta made this joke on Twitter lol.

@bork: Sage = mind



I guess they wanted alliteration or something (Speed/Strength/Sage.)

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Re: Bore Comics Thread: Crisis On Infinite Megathreads
« Reply #5159 on: June 28, 2018, 12:44:08 PM »
they had leveled up the speed force so much that until this last year those would have been pretty redundant :lol