Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4296632 times)

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5880 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:02:08 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on February 07, 2011, 05:08:52 AM

Had sex with a 33 year old woman tonight. 'twas crazy

Nothing wrong with a stroll through cougar town. Think it's a one time deal or maybe a fwb?

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #5881 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:06:09 AM »

33 is a cougar? I guess we're going by the bangbros definition of milf- anyone who looks older than 18.

Nice work, Brandnew. Hope it was fun!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5882 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:09:33 AM »

Well, she is 10+ years older than he is so maybe to him?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5883 on:** February 07, 2011, 12:15:21 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on February 07, 2011, 05:08:52 AM

Had sex with a 33 year old woman tonight. 'twas crazy

DETAILS

Himu · « **Reply #5884 on:** February 07, 2011, 12:19:13 PM »

Fake.

Brand New is one of those dudes who said he wants to lose his virginity to someone special right?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5885 on:** February 07, 2011, 12:21:14 PM »

33yo sounds special to me. He probably consoled her after the Steelers lost last night

Himu · « **Reply #5886 on:** February 07, 2011, 12:24:25 PM »

Found a new pic of Brand New

cool breeze · « **Reply #5887 on:** February 07, 2011, 12:28:56 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 07, 2011, 12:19:13 PM

Fake.

Brand New is one of those dudes who said he wants to lose his virginity to someone special right?

That's almost always an excuse for why they haven't had sex yet. Then they do it once and and think they're black dynamite.

Same goes for prudes in high school that act offended about drinking and drugs, then they enter college and party like mad. As if teenagers have any real values lol.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5888 on:** February 07, 2011, 02:15:01 PM »

Just give it a shot. You can still look at leaving while you guys aren't too serious. If something really develops between you two, the decision to stay or go shouldn't be that hard. No point in passing up a chance for no good reason. Seriously, you have no reason to pass it up.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5889 on:** February 07, 2011, 02:20:39 PM »

Only one way to find out if you're ready IMO. Get to know her a bit better. You should figure out pretty quickly if it's what you want.

demi · « **Reply #5890 on:** February 07, 2011, 02:24:41 PM »

put it in her butt

Mupepe · « **Reply #5891 on:** February 07, 2011, 02:35:49 PM »

To be honest, I don't think that's unique. I think a lot of guys are like that. I used to feel smothered as soon as I had her where I thought I wanted her and I'd use that excuse to bail out. But then all of a sudden I met a girl where I didn't feel like bailing out. I just liked her on a different level. It's just the game. Girls play it too. You won't know unless you try.

In the end, it still comes down to the fact that you don't have a good excuse not to do this. As long as you aren't a dick and you don't deceive her or lead her on there's no reason not to try.

demi · « **Reply #5892 on:** February 07, 2011, 03:14:09 PM »

in her butt

Mupepe · « **Reply #5893 on:** February 07, 2011, 03:14:48 PM »

Diunx · « **Reply #5894 on:** February 07, 2011, 03:26:05 PM »

Go for it, what's the worst thing that could happen? ginger children?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5895 on:** February 07, 2011, 03:27:01 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on February 07, 2011, 03:26:05 PM

Go for it, what's the worts thing that could happen? ginger children?

Worst Case Scenario: Ginger Son

Best Case Scenario: Ginger Daughter

Diunx · « **Reply #5896 on:** February 07, 2011, 03:32:20 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on February 07, 2011, 03:30:23 PM

Quote from: Diunx on February 07, 2011, 03:26:05 PM
Go for it, what's the worts thing that could happen? ginger children?

Yes, worts would be pretty bad

Learned a new word I guess

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5897 on:** February 07, 2011, 03:53:36 PM »

So yeah, was feeling bummed and drunk about the super bowl. Got home, this woman called me to tell me she was sorry about the game. We met at a cafe a few days ago, I work in the offices on the second floor. She just moved here. I just ask if she wants to watch a movie, she comes over, we start watching the movie and start making out. Great kisser, got tongue for days. I was feeling pretty daring (I was still kind of drunk) so I don't even really ask and I pull it out. She took it from there.

It was cool, but I don't think I want to make it a habit to sleep with older women haha

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5898 on:** February 07, 2011, 03:56:51 PM »

fucking bullshit

my gaydar is going off hard no homo

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5899 on:** February 07, 2011, 04:01:19 PM »

hey, it happened *shrugs*

and yeah she seems to be...slumming it puts it nicely haha. Well whatever, I think she had fun regardless.

demi · « **Reply #5900 on:** February 07, 2011, 04:03:39 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2011, 03:56:51 PM

fucking bullshit

my gaydar is going off hard no homo

Preeeeetty much

Mupepe · « **Reply #5901 on:** February 07, 2011, 04:08:06 PM »

how long did you last? what were the tits like?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5902 on:** February 07, 2011, 04:15:12 PM »

I lasted about 20-30 minutes I think...her tits were great, her nipples almost immediately got hard when I started to play with them. I can't complain, it was a fun experience.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5903 on:** February 07, 2011, 04:17:12 PM »

shaved or unshaved?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5904 on:** February 07, 2011, 04:17:34 PM »

did she start with a bj, or did you just stick it in the vag immediately

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5905 on:** February 07, 2011, 04:18:13 PM »

trimmed, landing strip

she started with a blowjob. really great at it, she didn't have a gag reflex. Went completely down on it, kept it there for 5 seconds or so. it was omfg

Diunx · « **Reply #5906 on:** February 07, 2011, 04:18:41 PM »

How was her ass?

Mupepe · « **Reply #5907 on:** February 07, 2011, 04:19:24 PM »

you know she has a FB. at least hook us up with a pic.

Reb · « **Reply #5908 on:** February 07, 2011, 04:22:04 PM »

The puling it out makes me suspicious of this story.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5909 on:** February 07, 2011, 04:24:06 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on February 07, 2011, 04:22:15 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 07, 2011, 04:17:12 PM
shaved or unshaved?

Her nips

No, her back.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5910 on:** February 07, 2011, 04:31:44 PM »

I'm imagining BrandNew's scarf windmilling, comically, and kazoo sounds as the cougar went down on him

Mupepe · « **Reply #5911 on:** February 07, 2011, 04:33:10 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on February 07, 2011, 04:22:15 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 07, 2011, 04:17:12 PM
shaved or unshaved?

Her nips

You're a sick fuck!

TEEEPO · « **Reply #5912 on:** February 07, 2011, 04:40:20 PM »

i've seen a few hairy nips

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5913 on:** February 07, 2011, 04:41:40 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 07, 2011, 04:31:44 PM

I'm imagining BrandNew's scarf windmilling, comically, and kazoo sounds as the cougar went down on him

TEEEPO · « **Reply #5914 on:** February 07, 2011, 04:48:34 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5915 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:01:28 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 07, 2011, 04:31:44 PM

I'm imagining BrandNew's scarf windmilling, comically, and kazoo sounds as the cougar went down on him

TEEEPO · « **Reply #5916 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:03:12 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on February 07, 2011, 04:50:35 PM

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MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #5917 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:15:46 PM »

Just built my first pc.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5918 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:19:36 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 07, 2011, 04:31:44 PM

I'm imagining BrandNew's scarf windmilling, comically, and kazoo sounds as the cougar went down on him

Himu · « **Reply #5919 on:** February 07, 2011, 05:48:30 PM »

one month later

BrandNew: Guys there's some bumps on my dick

drew · « **Reply #5920 on:** February 07, 2011, 06:27:39 PM »

bn has been at college for how long and he is just now getting a bj

Himu · « **Reply #5921 on:** February 07, 2011, 06:30:04 PM »

better off than pd

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5922 on:** February 07, 2011, 06:44:50 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2011, 03:56:51 PM

fucking bullshit

my gaydar is going off hard no homo

ROFL

I agree.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #5923 on:** February 07, 2011, 07:08:00 PM »

at a 33 yr old being a 'cougar'

One day you will dream of some hot tight 33yr old pussy, BrandNew

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5924 on:** February 07, 2011, 07:53:26 PM »

Holy shit as PBS's "Bush's War" doc.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5925 on:** February 07, 2011, 08:07:19 PM »

Malek update

Joel 8:04 PM
haha
04:33
we like lawyers
malek 8:04 PM
i love women in suits
04:43
you've dated two
04:45
i've dated none
04:50
i went to law school for 2.5 years
04:52
kill me
04:53
now

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5926 on:** February 07, 2011, 08:11:39 PM »

went? is he done now?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5927 on:** February 07, 2011, 08:12:34 PM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #5928 on:** February 07, 2011, 08:14:53 PM »

smh malek, fake beatles fan, smh

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5929 on:** February 07, 2011, 08:38:46 PM »

man i wish there was a way to combine pb&j and cheese

Diunx · « **Reply #5930 on:** February 07, 2011, 08:39:40 PM »

Cream cheese.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5931 on:** February 07, 2011, 08:58:21 PM »

still sounds gross

Himu · « **Reply #5932 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:07:04 PM »

Move to NYC next Friday.

Bebpo · « **Reply #5933 on:** February 08, 2011, 12:01:07 AM »

No matter what anyone tells you, studying for the bar exam is a hell of a stressful experience. 2 weeks from tomorrow omgggggggg. I am so burnt out after 6 weeks straight of studying 6-7 days a week from 8am-8pm straight. I have to fight the urge to just sit back and internets all day to get stuff done anymore. I just want to sleep. So tired.

I recommend against going to law school! You'll just rack up 100-200k in debt, lose 3 years of your life and maybe have a nervous breakdown as you spend 2 months+ studying for the hardest test in America. Porn Star sounds better.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5934 on:** February 08, 2011, 12:03:59 AM »

I heard the porn star exam is really hard.

drew · « **Reply #5935 on:** February 08, 2011, 12:05:18 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on February 07, 2011, 09:07:04 PM

Move to NYC next Friday.

enjoy not being able to own a firearm lol

Bebpo · « **Reply #5936 on:** February 08, 2011, 12:05:25 AM »

I think they meant that you need to be hard to pass the porn star exam.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5937 on:** February 08, 2011, 12:11:52 AM »

There's such an excess of lawyers it doesn't seem like a great profession to go into anymore. Haven't talked to any new lawyers who thought it was worth the grind.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #5938 on:** February 08, 2011, 12:38:55 AM »

I had a dream last night where I won $32000 from a scratch and win ticket. I should buy one when I'm out tomorrow

drew · « **Reply #5939 on:** February 08, 2011, 12:51:55 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on February 08, 2011, 12:38:55 AM

I had a dream last night where I won $32000 from a scratch and win ticket. I should buy one when I'm out tomorrow

you say that like dreams mean something

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