Author Topic: LGBTQIAHP thread for LGBTQIAHP people. Cis scum now allowed! (Read 136986 times)

Himu · « **Reply #600 on:** April 22, 2014, 03:42:18 PM »

You and the lady wanna go to a drag show with moi?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #601 on:** April 22, 2014, 03:44:42 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 22, 2014, 03:31:44 PM

Shaka do you prefer queens to be fishy or esoteric? What type of performance do you prefer?

I'm usually a fan of old school, older, campy, funny queens. Drag is all about larger than life personalities and exaggeration. These "female illusionists" sure are cute and convincing, but they don't measure up.

If you're still watching RuPaul S7, Bianca Del Rio is a good reference.

Himu · « **Reply #602 on:** April 22, 2014, 03:46:55 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on April 22, 2014, 03:44:42 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 22, 2014, 03:31:44 PM
Shaka do you prefer queens to be fishy or esoteric? What type of performance do you prefer?

I'm usually a fan of old school, older, campy, funny queens. Drag is all about larger than life personalities and exaggeration. This "female illusionists" sure are cute and convincing, but they don't measure up.

What about a combination?

I watch S7, but I've got a few more episodes to catch up on and I don't want to be spoiled. :lupe

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #603 on:** April 22, 2014, 03:51:48 PM »

Courtney sure is super polished and beautiful. But she's starting to bore me. She's neither funny nor draggy enough.

Himu · « **Reply #604 on:** April 22, 2014, 04:00:21 PM »

But look at her WORK.

I do agree Del Rio is

Mupepe · « **Reply #605 on:** April 22, 2014, 04:11:20 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 22, 2014, 03:42:18 PM

You and the lady wanna go to a drag show with moi?

Maybe if it's free. Doesn't sound like something I'd pay for.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #606 on:** April 22, 2014, 04:13:58 PM »

Courtney Act outside of Drag Race is amazing and I will always be #TeamCourtneyAct

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #607 on:** April 22, 2014, 04:14:18 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 22, 2014, 04:11:20 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 22, 2014, 03:42:18 PM
You and the lady wanna go to a drag show with moi?
Maybe if it's free. Doesn't sound like something I'd pay for.

didn't you buy a Wii?

Himu · « **Reply #608 on:** April 22, 2014, 04:14:35 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 22, 2014, 04:11:20 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 22, 2014, 03:42:18 PM
You and the lady wanna go to a drag show with moi?
Maybe if it's free. Doesn't sound like something I'd pay for.

You don't have to pay for shit.

Mupepe · « **Reply #609 on:** April 22, 2014, 04:18:59 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 22, 2014, 04:14:18 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on April 22, 2014, 04:11:20 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 22, 2014, 03:42:18 PM
You and the lady wanna go to a drag show with moi?
Maybe if it's free. Doesn't sound like something I'd pay for.
didn't you buy a Wii?

Twice....

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 22, 2014, 04:14:35 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on April 22, 2014, 04:11:20 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 22, 2014, 03:42:18 PM
You and the lady wanna go to a drag show with moi?
Maybe if it's free. Doesn't sound like something I'd pay for.

You don't have to pay for shit.

sweet. i'll see what the missus says.

Raban · « **Reply #610 on:** April 22, 2014, 04:24:51 PM »

I don't like drag at all $:-\$

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #611 on:** April 22, 2014, 04:41:09 PM »

That's because you're racist and transphobic.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #612 on:** April 22, 2014, 05:29:54 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on April 22, 2014, 01:37:27 PM

Their walks are not meant to emulate fragile catwalks. Extreme hip movements is actually a signature of old school, voguing club queens, a la Pepper Labeija et al. If anything there were too many fishy queens in this. And aside from Vicky Vox who opened the show (campy queen) and two amateur kids who just debuted, most of these queens are in fact #flawleSS

Carmen Carerra, Yara Sofia, Courtney Act to name a few are fishy goddesses. The rest are also pros.

Who're you to even critique, nudemacuser?

(Image removed from quote.)

#sorryboutit

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #613 on:** April 22, 2014, 07:22:28 PM »

wtf this thread got super gay

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #614 on:** April 22, 2014, 07:25:57 PM »

Quote from: Esch on April 22, 2014, 07:23:26 PM

Give a homo an inch, and he'll take at least 7"

Himu · « **Reply #615 on:** April 22, 2014, 07:29:11 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 22, 2014, 07:25:57 PM

Quote from: Esch on April 22, 2014, 07:23:26 PM
Give a homo an inch, and he'll take at least 7"
(Image removed from quote.)

Himu · « **Reply #616 on:** April 22, 2014, 07:31:31 PM »

When is PD going to come out, dammit?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #617 on:** April 22, 2014, 07:37:40 PM »

I'm just having fun out here brehs

nudemacusers · « **Reply #618 on:** April 22, 2014, 07:37:51 PM »

is 7 still honorary black status?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #619 on:** April 22, 2014, 07:41:43 PM »

It's around Mr. Marcus status. I like his stamina but always felt he was overrated. And he fucked it up for black dudes everywhere by giving multiple chicks STDs.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #620 on:** April 22, 2014, 07:42:34 PM »

so yes?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #621 on:** April 22, 2014, 07:48:39 PM »

Sure. I'd place you in the lower tier of black men. IE I'd give you a black man nod but wouldn't share my entrée with you at Red Lobster.

Himu · « **Reply #622 on:** April 22, 2014, 07:54:12 PM »

I want to give PD "the test". This was and still is how I monitor and test my sexuality.

I think PD and I have the same 'type'.

This test will have several layers. It'll from clothed men, to slightly clothes men (shirtless

), to a totally naked man with his dong exposed which will be nsfw.

CLOTHED:

Taye Diggs

Common

LESS CLOTHING:

Tyrese

I NEED A NAME

WHAT PD IS READING THIS POST FOR:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://37.media.tumblr.com/6ab207c717682f29975e834dc0c6962c/tumblr_my70215IU41s1lg9so1_500.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/e9c43a72e7b0951d0279360c1e54ad80/tumblr_mxme83qtXb1ssh3mdo1_500.jpg

[close]

Which ones are you attracted to, which aren't you attracted to? If it's only the penis, THAT'S OKAY.

Raban · « **Reply #623 on:** April 22, 2014, 08:04:48 PM »

dat Taye Diggs

Himu · « **Reply #624 on:** April 22, 2014, 08:08:47 PM »

TAYE DIGGS

nudemacusers · « **Reply #625 on:** April 22, 2014, 08:32:17 PM »

my wife said she would leave me for taye diggs

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #626 on:** April 22, 2014, 08:38:09 PM »

Ask her who else she would leave you for. Am I on that list?

Himu · « **Reply #627 on:** April 22, 2014, 08:38:25 PM »

Tyrese > Taye Diggs

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #628 on:** April 22, 2014, 08:38:51 PM »

Not feeling anything breh.

I'm a straight guy who likes bbc porn. I can look at someone, like Idris Elba, and say "ok that dude is attractive" but that's where it stops; besides I kind of look like Elba

I'm not attracted to the male body. Hell, if I could make porn just have dicks with no body, I'd be fine with that. With women involved too, of course.

Himu · « **Reply #629 on:** April 22, 2014, 08:43:01 PM »

Are you sure you don't have a thing for cock but you don't like faces/chest/muscles/extremely hot body hair? A guy who pays attention to dick as much as you do surely has to like dick in some small fashion, right?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #630 on:** April 22, 2014, 08:47:57 PM »

I like good porn. In order for a scene to be good, both participants need to be on point. The best male porn stars (Lex, Jack Napier, Justin Slayer, etc) let the female shine, but they do a good job getting a good performance out of them. Bad male porn stars (Brian Pumper, Wesley Pipes, etc) make scenes all about themselves, shit is scusting.

Himu · « **Reply #631 on:** April 22, 2014, 09:04:55 PM »

So I was reading a mag today and there were cologne samples. I sniffed and I got really hot. How common is this? Does anyone else get turned by cologne/perfume? I never have so I was pretty taken aback.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #632 on:** April 22, 2014, 09:06:33 PM »

can't say i've ever been turned on by fragrances, but i've sniffed a couple that make me want to douse the room in them and just lay there in a fog

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #633 on:** April 22, 2014, 09:09:49 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 22, 2014, 09:04:55 PM

So I was reading a mag today and there were cologne samples. I sniffed and I got really hot. How common is this? Does anyone else get turned by cologne/perfume? I never have so I was pretty taken aback.

Some colognes smell nice. The other day though some dude at the bins next to me smelled like he bathed in his cologne. Ugh.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #634 on:** April 22, 2014, 11:33:59 PM »

Ducks have corkscrew cocks. The females have labyrinthine vaginas.

Broseidon · « **Reply #635 on:** April 23, 2014, 07:17:07 AM »

All those muscles

Himu · « **Reply #636 on:** April 23, 2014, 09:10:24 AM »

Skinny dudes

Well scultped men

Mupepe · « **Reply #637 on:** April 23, 2014, 10:45:10 AM »

a good perfume can get me all hot and bothered really quick

nudemacusers · « **Reply #638 on:** April 23, 2014, 11:41:51 AM »

my wife has a very nice vanilla fragrance that makes me hungry

for poosay

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #639 on:** April 23, 2014, 12:19:49 PM »

I'm only attracted to perfumes that remind me of my grandmothers, weirdly.

Himu · « **Reply #640 on:** April 25, 2014, 07:09:52 PM »

ESTROGEN :'(

:'(

The hunger is real!

Have your tummy growling when you're trying to sleep at 3 in the morning.

Eat a semi-large meal, end up starving just a few hours later.

Eat a 2 pieces of baked chicken and big bowl of spinach salad - still hungry!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #641 on:** April 25, 2014, 07:12:39 PM »

Your body is just telling you that you need a baby. At 450 you could have one cooked in an hour.

Himu · « **Reply #642 on:** April 25, 2014, 07:15:55 PM »

My cis lady friends tell me they go through the same shit too! Shared pain experience!

My friend told me she keeps a cup of fruit by her bed every night because she's always hungry.

Himu · « **Reply #643 on:** April 25, 2014, 07:33:03 PM »

Ate more spinach. This time with lettuce!

I'm full! Let's see how long this lasts! Time to go party at a friends house. Thankfully I've already ate because they have pizza.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #644 on:** April 25, 2014, 08:55:32 PM »

It's just puberty, the pangs will stop eventually.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #645 on:** April 25, 2014, 10:03:07 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #646 on:** April 26, 2014, 01:15:34 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2014, 12:19:49 PM

I'm only attracted to perfumes that remind me of my grandmothers, weirdly.

peep rose poivree

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #647 on:** May 08, 2014, 12:29:36 AM »

http://imgur.com/gallery/NuqGD

I think I finally understand you guys now. This short graphic novel really opened my eyes.

Raban · « **Reply #648 on:** May 08, 2014, 01:34:48 AM »

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #649 on:** May 08, 2014, 04:15:34 AM »

That was fucking brilliant.

Himu · « **Reply #650 on:** May 08, 2014, 12:20:40 PM »

Pride festivities over the next two months. What is everyone doing for Pride?

Broseidon · « **Reply #651 on:** May 08, 2014, 12:28:38 PM »

Probably just go to the stuff they do in my town. I know the guy who organises it and last year it was pretty fun. Also if things keep improving for me I might have someone to go with

Himu · « **Reply #652 on:** May 10, 2014, 12:06:23 AM »

http://www.eje.org/content/155/suppl_1/S107.full

Fascinating.

Raban · « **Reply #653 on:** May 10, 2014, 01:51:03 AM »

that's an awesome research paper, thanks for the link

benjipwns · « **Reply #654 on:** May 10, 2014, 02:02:20 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on May 10, 2014, 12:06:23 AM

http://www.eje.org/content/155/suppl_1/S107.full

Fascinating.

Ugh, now they're bullying science to be politically correct.

Himu · « **Reply #655 on:** May 10, 2014, 03:46:26 PM »

Taking 6mg E is like walking on clouds. My mood instantly shoots up. WOW.

drugs

hormones

science

Himu · « **Reply #656 on:** May 10, 2014, 03:55:51 PM »

As soon as I walk outside now I'm shocked by the sheer intensity of all the smells.

FLOWERS

Raban · « **Reply #657 on:** May 22, 2014, 10:27:37 PM »

so I finally got the results of my blood test from the doctor and it's shocking. I was always worried about my hormone levels being wrong like too much T or not enough E but here's the deal: I've nuked my testosterone. Normal levels for women are in the area of 50ng/dL and mine is <20. Here's the real kicker, my estrogen is through the fucking roof. The average woman is at about 200pg/mL and some women can range up to 400pg/mL during the height of menstruation. Me? 1040pg/mL. Wow.

I'm happy with those numbers but I wonder if maybe I should lower my dose of estradiol, because that's kinda crazy! I'm chemically on a super-period constantly. Then again, I kinda love how I've been feeling so maybe I'll just rock it.

Himu · « **Reply #658 on:** May 22, 2014, 10:31:11 PM »

What does your doc say about it?

Raban · « **Reply #659 on:** May 22, 2014, 10:35:09 PM »

well she hasn't called me up or anything but I'm sure the next appointment we have (next month) we'll discuss what to do. I only saw the receptionist today to get the papers.

News:

Author Topic: LGBTQIAHP thread for LGBTQIAHP people. Cis scum now allowed! (Read 136986 times)