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Nobunaga's Ambition coming to PS4, PS3 and Steam
 https://twitter.com/koeitecmoeurope/status/600280963625701376?s=09

Does this count as a weeb game

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Sweet! I'll get the PC version since they botched the PS4 port of Bladestorm.

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Witcher III annihilated by GAME OF THE CENTURY:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/353330/



:bow Animu cyclops waifu dating sim "Love at First Sight" now on Steam. :bow2
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Gawd. When you image even your 2D waifus with compromising characteristics to improve your imaginary chances, you need to do some real soul searching. I'd take ten Mel Gibson family man revenge massacres over this shit.

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Gawd. When you image even your 2D waifus with compromising characteristics to improve your imaginary chances, you need to do some real soul searching. I'd take ten Mel Gibson family man revenge massacres over this shit.

You'll want to protect her (from her poor depth perception that causes her to fall down and run into things a lot).
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Catch her veeery carefully. Protect that eye.

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http://nichegamer.com/2015/05/people-need-to-get-over-themselves-being-outraged-at-fanservice-in-video-games/

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So coming off of a few articles in the recent past, we’ve once again all been reminded that sexuality is bad, liking younger women makes you pure evil

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Now I do understand the knee jerk reaction that seeing younger women (like 14 or 15 years old) scantily clad or in compromising situations makes people uncomfortable. And here’s where I’m going to throw a curveball – the age of consent in Japan is 13. Girls that are 14 or 15 are not underage the way we think of. Again, it’s just a difference in culture and upbringing. It’s not wrong, just different.

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« Last Edit: May 19, 2015, 08:58:34 AM by bork laser »
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Oh my god.  :lol :lol :lol

Mr. Nichegamer is a major gamergoober that thinks his website is on the popularity level of kotaku or polygon, and actively led harrastment campaigns against a pub company a friend of mine works at because they refused to send him review copies of games even tho he "promised" them good reviews.

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In some countries, children are forced to marry adult men. It's true! That's not wrong, it's just different. Now, if you will excuse me, I need to go buy some plane tickets.
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"Nichegamer.com"

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Anyway, it's pretty simple here: Fan service in games?  That's fine. Give me some sexy grown-up females.  MOE LOLI LOLI SCHOOL PANTSU~ SIMULATOR?  No.  STOP IT.  JUST.  STOP.
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Oh, and Mr. Niche Gamer's article is  :nsfw.
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Bought the Senran Kagura LE for the PSTV. This system hasn't even arrived yet and I'm already corrupted by it.  :-\

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Akiba's Trip is out now on Steam!
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You have to almost appreciate the level of creepiness here.

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D3 Publisher has released a new set of screenshots from Natsuiro High School: Seishun Hakusho showcasing some of the physical and touch events the protagonist will experience with the game’s heroines.

Among the physical events are bike-riding with the heroine of your choice on the back of the bike (speed up and she’ll cling to your back), holding hands and crossing arms (inside the island’s high school alone at night), and even carrying your heroine.

Then there are the touch events, which you’ll have the opportunity to play out in talking with the game’s heroines. For example, wiping the cream off of her mouth, or even touching her shoulder or the forbidden chest area. However, your favorability rating with her may lower depending on your choices, so it’s best to act in moderation.

Finally, you’ll also get a look at the classic watermelon beach event. You can go to the beach with your classmates and the heroines, where you can partake in a “watermelon splitting” event. But the watermelon splitting in Natsuiro High School is a bit different. For some reason, the player becomes the watermelon. But through this strange method, you can watch the girls try to split open the fruit from the eyes of the watermelon.

Natsuiro High School: Seishun Hakusho is due out for PlayStation 4 and PlayStation 3 next Thursday, June 4 in Japan.

Read more at http://gematsu.com/2015/05/natsuiro-high-school-screenshots-physical-touch-events#Eawxq5P4FAoBgiT7.99
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Relive all the events of your high school years the way you wanted them to happen! Taking creep shots, upskirts, groping, etc!
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Relive all the events of your high school years the way you wanted them to happen! Taking creep shots, upskirts, groping, etc!
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Estival Versus got a big update.  Rin and Daidoji now playable; DLC characters coming starting in July.  The trailer mentions another character for October but purposefully won't say who it is.

Trailer :nsfw
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For some reason, top Street Fighter player Fuudo is on the panel showing off this game. 



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At least they are keeping the creepy stalker-photo shit for both genders..."our hero" takes crotch shots of a policeman about halfway through the video.
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Both EDF2 and Corpse Party Blood Drive are getting physical Vita releases this Fall by XSEED. Corpse Party has an LE that includes all the music in the series, which is seriously difficult to track down.


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Hmm, I kind of want to wait on EDF2 and pick up the U.S. version, but Play-Asia is dumping the Japanese version for $21.99 right now.
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For some reason, top Street Fighter player Fuudo is on the panel showing off this game. 

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For some reason, top Street Fighter player Fuudo is on the panel showing off this game. 

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This is the first time EDF2 is out in the US. :o
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Gust showed off a new game called Land of No Light:

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That basically looks like a Tales of game.
Made by Gust.
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Nitroplus Blasterz will be released on PS3 and PS4 this winter.

Sonico is a playable character in the home version.



KITTIES
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http://steamcommunity.com/games/333980/announcements/

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- Players using the NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970 graphics card have been reporting framerate
issues. We regret to inform that this graphics card is not fully compatible with the game due to
manufacturing issues. This is not something we can fix, and we apologize for any inconvenience.

"Please understand, senpai"
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It's only one of the most popular cards right now. :heh

Kara

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ATI :rejoice

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XSEED bringing it this year


studyguy

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Give me Cold Steel on PC, what the fuck XSEED?
I want it. Also XSEED is so fucking based.
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Ask Marvelous to put Cold Steel on PC, not XSEED.  :wag

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Ask Marvelous to put Cold Steel on PC, not XSEED.  :wag

I don't give a fuck who they throw out there to develop or publish a port so long as it doesn't include Ghostlight Ltd
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Kara

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Wtf Brandish is still around ???

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It's a PSP game.
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Yay, more Trails games! I still hope they will one day do Third Chapter...
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Sweet Jesus Xseed.

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XSeed is going to be localizing Nitro Blasterz (2D fighting game with hentai[?] and other characters like Sonico, Homura from SK, and Saber) for PS3 and PS4.  They seem to be aiming for a release close to the Japanese date this winter.
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Square dishing out the hype for E3.  :neogaf
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Square dishing out the hype for E3.  :neogaf


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Square Enix E3 2015 Press Conference: "Please watch this you guys, we swear to God it's not just 45 minutes of Heavensward!"
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Might be an Eidos conference.

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It's gonna be Eidos heavy



playing through a review copy of Neptunia Re;Birth 3 and it seems like CH made this game easier.

For example you get rewards (such as items and stat boosts) by just jumping a lot

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Welp...I went full Vita :brazilcry

Got a pretty good deal I think, now to play Gravity Rush after it gets here. Probably will get FFX/2 as well. Dunno what else.

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New Atelier dropping on the PS4
Gust firing on all cylinders it seems  :punch
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New Atelier dropping on the PS4
Gust firing on all cylinders it seems  :punch

Probably won't be much different from the PS3 version, though, other than maybe a high resolution and better AA.
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And a more stable frame rate.

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That's all I need anyway
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http://www.technologytell.com/gaming/149423/interview-senran-kaguras-kenichiro-takaki-series-overseas-success/

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TT: There are some players who would otherwise be interested in the combo-based brawling gameplay, but they’re dissuaded by the fanservice and the aesthetics. Have you considered any ways to accommodate them during development? Do you have any thoughts on these sorts of people?

Takaki: Uh… not really.

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Way of the Samurai 4 PC finally got a release date at the end of this month.
I'd bet money that it's probably a shit port. Took them almost a year after expected release to drop it.
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Will definitely wait to see what people think about the port before buying.
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http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2015-07-18/the-idolm@ster-heads-to-ps4/.90617

Idolm@ster coming out on PS4. Japanese console sales saved.