Wait, was Donald Duck anatomically correct all this time? I thought it was artistic license.
Ducks, for one, are outliers within the avian population. Unlike 97 percent of birds, ducks have penises — super-long ones. They are among the best endowed (in terms of ratio of body to member) of all vertebrates. For example, the 1-pound, foot-long Argentinian lake duck has the longest of all with a member that is 4 inches longer than its body.
Duck penises regrow every mating season. Once the season ends, the penis begins to shrink and regress until it’s 10 percent of its full-grown size.
They are stored inside the duck’s body, waiting to emerge only during copulation. “The process generally resembles a cross between using your arm to evert a sweater sleeve that is inside out and unfurling the soft, motorized roof of a convertible sports car with a hydraulic drive,” writes Prum.
The duck penis is not straight, but spirals counterclockwise (!) from its base to its tip. The Muscovy duck penis completes six to 10 full twists over its 20-centimeter (7.8-inch) length.
“Like a selection of sex toys from a vending machine in a strange alien bar,” writes Prum, “duck penises come in ribbed, ridged and even toothy varieties” to hook into a female’s reproductive tract, which is as long and convoluted as the penis.
Shit, top of the page. So Elizabeth Warren. If I laugh at this have I been indoctrinated? Warren made a mistake many years ago when she marked herself as a Native American on official documents. But if you're on the left, and especially if you're a woman, you're not allowed any mistakes. So she tries to cover it up by saying that she got her jobs without using it, not noticing or caring that this plays directly into anti affirmative action ideas, and taking a DNA test, which does nothing but make her look out of touch. Then again, I guess she's not in a position to own her original mistake, blast PC purity culture, and make a stand in favor of some measure of forgiveness.
