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Kara

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« Reply #11700 on: November 21, 2019, 01:34:52 AM »
I have a really old--as in 10+ years--running joke with my S.O. that her dad is a spook. This is largely based on the fact that he worked a "government job" next door to one of the world-famous intelligence agencies for years and was always stressed out about his ostensibly mundane job but tight-lipped as to why. If you ever met him you'd understand why this claim was humorous; we're definitely not talking about James Bond or Max Otto von Stierlitz here.

Anyway, for my birthday he gave me a card separate from her mom that was:

1. devoid of any words whatsoever
2. was pop up
3. was an abstract depiction of a city no one can identify

Probably the most unnerving thing I've ever received.

At this point I'm 35% certain my joke is actually true and I'm going to wake up at Stare Kiejkuty someday.
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« Reply #11701 on: November 21, 2019, 01:40:56 AM »
"government spooks" is a spook

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« Reply #11702 on: November 21, 2019, 12:20:13 PM »
Anyone fucked a girl (or boy) born after 9/11 yet?

Fuck this isnt top of page material
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« Reply #11703 on: November 22, 2019, 06:50:00 AM »
Im falling for a girl at my new work who I work closely with

It was supposed to be a temp job ending in october, but has been prolonged till at least end of the year.

When our group of coworkers went out for drinks in the beginning of the temp job, she hopped on the back of my bike and I drove her home. Said hey so when are you and me gonna hang out maybe eat some cheeses ( she loves cheese ) she said well I dunno make a suggestion, then I told her Id really like that but that we perhaps better could do something after the temp job ended.

Sadly now its been prolonged by at least a few months and im dying.

Today she told me she made a sweater for a christmas competition last year which was a Die Hard sweater with Hoho now I have a machine gun on it

She made it herself and her fav christmas movie is die hard

I must court this woman
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« Reply #11704 on: November 22, 2019, 09:03:00 AM »
Well you know what you must do, buy her roses and shout yippee ki yay motherfucker while you choke her out.

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« Reply #11705 on: November 22, 2019, 10:09:57 AM »
then I told her Id really like that but that we perhaps better could do something after the temp job ended.

 :existential

I have had nothing but trouble dating women I work closely with.

I did not find the prospect of a bad date leading to a shitty workplace relationship.

I just moved to a new appartment so I need the income, more dependant on the income than on dating her..

But yeah I thought it was pretty mature of myself to even say something like that 
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« Reply #11706 on: November 22, 2019, 01:35:30 PM »
Sooooooooooooooo I most likely destroyed a marriage and will have to look over my shoulder for a narcissistic woman that will want to murder the fuck outta my guts for the rest of my life.

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« Reply #11707 on: November 22, 2019, 01:36:16 PM »
 :drool
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« Reply #11708 on: November 22, 2019, 01:57:04 PM »
Im falling for a girl at my new work who I work closely with

It was supposed to be a temp job ending in october, but has been prolonged till at least end of the year.

When our group of coworkers went out for drinks in the beginning of the temp job, she hopped on the back of my bike and I drove her home. Said hey so when are you and me gonna hang out maybe eat some cheeses ( she loves cheese ) she said well I dunno make a suggestion, then I told her Id really like that but that we perhaps better could do something after the temp job ended.

Sadly now its been prolonged by at least a few months and im dying.

Today she told me she made a sweater for a christmas competition last year which was a Die Hard sweater with Hoho now I have a machine gun on it

She made it herself and her fav christmas movie is die hard

I must court this woman


Who gives a shit about cheese and sweaters.


What's her take on choking?

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« Reply #11709 on: November 22, 2019, 02:42:09 PM »
Sooooooooooooooo I most likely destroyed a marriage and will have to look over my shoulder for a narcissistic woman that will want to murder the fuck outta my guts for the rest of my life.

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Now!

(I’m bored)

It's all part of the falling in love with married woman saga, the emotional affair rather than a physical one. I'm a fucking feelings softboi so I look past warming signs I clearly see. I went against the advice on The Bore because love makes you make bad decisions, especially for yourself.

Some brief explanations. The husband lives a few thousand miles away in a different country, always has. They would meet up for a week or two, and then they'd go back to their own homes. They have been working on him getting citizenship here. They gave been doing this for three years.

I continued friendship with this woman. She clearly had a purpose for me fulfilling her emotional and attention needs. I'd often tell her I'm feeling suicidal, depressed, fucked up. It was usually because of how cold she was, how unsupportive she was. I tried my best to be my best for this woman, helping her out at any opportunity.

The only sexual shit we did besides cuddle was something called platonic choking. I'd choke the fuck outta her, she gets aroused and light headed, and nothing else would happen.

Anyways , she does some ice cold shit and cute off all contact instantly. Throughout these few months, I have caught her lying, manipulating information, and hiding information from many myself and many people in her life.

Her best friend has become my best friend, and we'd discover and discuss the lies she'd tell. How she would use both of us. Her best friend has been feeling their friendship slip for years and was disgusted by how her best friend was behaving, how she treated me, and how she kept this a secret from her husband.

I decided, before this dude relocates to a new country, start a new life, I need to tell him about his wife, her behavior, the emotional affair. Her best friend agreed, and would back up what I said.

I wrote a 1500 word email with accurate, exact dates and times of activities. I converted the HTML Facebook messenger chat log into a  PDF that covered a few months of chats and was 1300 pages long.

Sent the email this morning. He reads it. Threatens me that if I contact him or her, he'll go to the police. He then immediately goes to her best friend and asks if I'm telling the truth. She backs me up completely and says it's all true.

He is devestated and disgusted. He now believes everything bin that email. Everyone is disgusted by the married woman ten times over.
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« Reply #11710 on: November 22, 2019, 02:46:05 PM »
Wowie wow wow

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« Reply #11711 on: November 22, 2019, 02:46:40 PM »
 :noah :noah :noah

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« Reply #11712 on: November 22, 2019, 02:48:42 PM »
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« Reply #11713 on: November 22, 2019, 02:51:50 PM »
Will have to check with wife to clear choking as an option while I’m away. :larry
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« Reply #11714 on: November 22, 2019, 03:08:46 PM »
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« Reply #11715 on: November 22, 2019, 03:17:44 PM »
well, at least one guy here knows how to choke a bitch.

one day the face tat chekov gun will go off

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« Reply #11716 on: November 22, 2019, 03:44:36 PM »
So have you fucked the best friend yet?

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« Reply #11717 on: November 22, 2019, 03:51:08 PM »
mormapope, we meed to chat. You just shot to the top of the Bore Weekly Ratings.
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« Reply #11718 on: November 22, 2019, 03:58:41 PM »
WTF is the alure to platonic choking?

Like choking on my massive cock as I ram it down your throat?

Great. But thats not platonic
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« Reply #11719 on: November 22, 2019, 04:02:19 PM »
Fuck Atra, Mormapope is where it's at!
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« Reply #11720 on: November 22, 2019, 04:15:15 PM »
It's actually because they did it in a cave and she could only watch it as shadows on the wall. ::)

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« Reply #11721 on: November 22, 2019, 05:12:39 PM »
so i didn't mention this, but i saw the ladyfriend twice in a row earlier this week and we're going to meet again on saturday (as has been the tradition for the past month or so), and things are going great.


BUT

there is one thing. granted, this has nothing to do with anything she did, but just something specifically about how i operate. this is a pretty common thing i've had in all my relationships. i'm generally very happy with who i'm dating, but after a while, i start to notice other women looking better than usual.

lemme provide an example. a couple of years ago, i dated someone who we'll call B. B was by far the hottest woman i've ever gone out with. she had an absolute killer body (i've described her as a less fit chun li in real life). she's so hot to the point that i'm like legitimately stunned i'm even dating someone like that. the only thing that would make her perfect is if her boobs were twice as big.

now, at the time, i had a co-worker, who we'll call K. K is a very conventionally attractive woman. but after i started dating B, K suddenly was on my mind a lot more at work. but here's the thing. B was SIGNIFICANTLY more attractive to me than K. boobs, ass, face (especially this), height, etc. every single visual variable you can think of, B beat K in spades. If B was a 10, K would be a 7. like, i would pick B over K 11 times out of 10. that sort of thing. wasn't even close! (the only thing K could theoretically argue being superior was her butt, but in proportion to her body. B still won out in terms of absolute ass mass).

anyway, the reason i'm mentioning this is because DESPITE everything i just told you, K started overcoming thoughts of B at work. i go in and bump into her in the kitchen and it's like 'damn, K is looking pretty good today!".

and i feel like that's happening again with the current girl i'm dating, and another co-worker, someone who on other circumstances, i wouldn't mind smashing, but is pretty much inferior to current ladyfriend in every single way.

(this is also not limited to co-workers, but just using that an example.)

anyone ever get this too, or is it just me?

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« Reply #11722 on: November 22, 2019, 05:20:05 PM »
Smash both  :idont
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« Reply #11723 on: November 22, 2019, 05:31:15 PM »
This thread is demonic.

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« Reply #11724 on: November 22, 2019, 05:42:22 PM »
The ramblings of someone who needs to stop thinking so much about women they aren’t fucking.

do i need to link you to some videos from jordan peterson regarding the intrinsic male need to spread their seed backed up by evolutionary psychology, SIR  :doge

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« Reply #11725 on: November 22, 2019, 06:26:06 PM »
But she caught me on the counter
(It was platonic)
Saw me banging on the sofa
(It was platonic)
I even had her in the shower
(It was platonic)
She even caught me on camera
(It was platonic)
She saw the marks on my shoulder
(It was platonic)
Heard the words that I told her
(It was platonic)
Heard the screams getting louder
(It was platonic)
She stayed until it was over
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« Reply #11726 on: November 22, 2019, 06:54:52 PM »
It sounds like you have more hormones after you have sex and you're interpreting that as potentially a signal that you're not that into the girl you're already with. I think that's why in college, a lot of people identified as poly (or asexual) when they really meant non-committal.

Not saying that you're poly or asexual, you're just hornier than usual.

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« Reply #11727 on: November 22, 2019, 07:02:58 PM »
1300 pages of FB messages in a few months? Are you Charles Dickens?
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« Reply #11728 on: November 22, 2019, 07:07:03 PM »
this fucking thread :lol

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« Reply #11729 on: November 22, 2019, 07:34:46 PM »
1300 pages of FB messages in a few months? Are you Charles Dickens?
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« Reply #11730 on: November 23, 2019, 09:58:47 AM »
1300 pages of FB messages in a few months? Are you Charles Dickens?

It was mainly due to the format when you download all your chat messages thru Facebook. About 5 or 6 messages a page.  Ends up being about 6,500 messages, and that log did not have the last month and a half. We talked everyday, from morning to sleepy time, from August 26th to November 20th.

A briefing on the husband. I've known his location the entire time, he lives in a country North of the United States. His wife is the first woman he's ever had romantically or sexually(she's a sexual freak into all sorts of dirty shit, which is an odd pairing imo). They met through videogames, playing an MMO. He's very obese, and is shorter than his wife (she's 5'2). Multiple health issues, physical and mental.

I learned more details about the husband thru the best friend. Poor fuck has been spending almost all his money on his wife, buying her gifts, helping her with bills. He splits his money for his wife and treating his depression. He quite literally is almost penniless and it's been this way for years.

He's known her for three years, married for two, and barely knows anything about her. Whether or not she was feeding me misinformation or lies, on the surface she gave me more information about herself to me than him. Way more, a shocking amount. He's going thru the chat log and is stunned by what she's told me regarding personal details.

This is going to sound harsh, he comes across as a completely gullible nerboi Manlet. He was devestated and sobbing over the information I gave him, yet he was terrified to confront his wife and asked her best friend to talk to her for him. Citing that she doesn't listen to him, he doesn't know what to do, and that she'll deflect anything he says anyways.

I keep hearing from the best friend that he believes and trusts me, but we better never see each other in real life. It's like, this fucking lil Nugget man wants to try to kick my ass, but he won't stand up for himself or his dignity regarding his wife?  :lol

Once again, harsh. But she knew right away he was a very vulnerable Target to get what she wants and to keep getting what she wants. With me, it was never monetary. She never wanted money or any type of gift from me.

Something very odd or disturbing to me is, married woman would mirror my vernacular or humor a lot. She'd be blushing and fidgety when we were together. Enamored by me.

She fucking mirrored my vernacular for my closing statement to her husband in messages to her best friend. Her best friend was expecting a torrent of anger. Instead married woman kissed her ass and said she did the right thing, how much she appreciates her, and then used exact words and grammar that I used in the email.

Obviously the husband showed her my email. Even from the fucking grave of our relationship or friendship, she pinches the crumbs I left behind and uses them to her advantage.
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« Reply #11731 on: November 23, 2019, 10:28:39 AM »
A briefing on the husband. I've known his location the entire time, he lives in a country North of the United States. His wife is the first woman he's ever had romantically or sexually(she's a sexual freak into all sorts of dirty shit, which is an odd pairing imo). They met through videogames, playing an MMO. He's very obese, and is shorter than his wife (she's 5'2). Multiple health issues, physical and mental.

I learned more details about the husband thru the best friend. Poor fuck has been spending almost all his money on his wife, buying her gifts, helping her with bills. He splits his money for his wife and treating his depression. He quite literally is almost penniless and it's been this way for years.

What's his Era username?
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« Reply #11732 on: November 23, 2019, 10:31:12 AM »
A briefing on the husband. I've known his location the entire time, he lives in a country North of the United States. His wife is the first woman he's ever had romantically or sexually(she's a sexual freak into all sorts of dirty shit, which is an odd pairing imo). They met through videogames, playing an MMO. He's very obese, and is shorter than his wife (she's 5'2). Multiple health issues, physical and mental.

I can't believe you cucked Pat from Two Best Friend's Play

It turns out there's no short supply of broken ginger tiny big boys in Canuck land.

I've heard Pat's girlfriend was dying earlier this year or had a terrible disease? She looked quite fuckable and it's been discussed so much that she just fucks anybody but him.
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« Reply #11733 on: November 23, 2019, 11:54:49 AM »
Update: Possum girl got back with her piece of shit junkie ex. I’ve completely cut ties with her.  :doge

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« Reply #11734 on: November 23, 2019, 12:00:54 PM »
Sure you did ::)
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« Reply #11735 on: November 23, 2019, 12:01:19 PM »
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A briefing on the husband. I've known his location the entire time, he lives in a country North of the United States.

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« Reply #11736 on: November 23, 2019, 01:14:33 PM »
Update: Possum girl got back with her piece of shit junkie ex. I’ve completely cut ties with her.  :doge


Who could have seen that one coming  :pika


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« Reply #11737 on: November 23, 2019, 01:17:28 PM »
Update: Possum girl got back with her piece of shit junkie ex. I’ve completely cut ties with her.  :doge


Who could have seen that one coming  :pika


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my cynical side saw it coming as well...

But hey, she pumped & dumped me last year so I returned the “favor” this year. Balance has been restored. :doge

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« Reply #11738 on: November 23, 2019, 01:31:45 PM »
She got back with her ex causing you to cut ties. Sounds like she just pumped and dumped you two years in a row.

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« Reply #11739 on: November 23, 2019, 01:36:15 PM »
She got back with her ex causing you to cut ties. Sounds like she just pumped and dumped you two years in a row.
Well at least I got to finish this time and didn’t get blue balled due to whiskey dick/nerves.  :doge

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« Reply #11740 on: November 23, 2019, 04:48:07 PM »
I'm not gonna lie, I'm working on hooking up with a chick from my past who is having boyfriend issues right now and really wants to hangout soon. She wasn't into me sexually a couple years back, but I'm getting "I wish I fucked with you instead" vibes.

I'm talking to non taken women too, but God help me I can't stop chasing and capturing taken women.   :-\
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« Reply #11741 on: November 23, 2019, 04:49:45 PM »
I'm not gonna lie, I'm working on hooking up with a chick from my past who is having boyfriend issues right now and really wants to hangout soon. She wasn't into me sexually a couple years back, but I'm getting "I wish I fucked with you instead" vibes.

I'm talking to non taken women too, but God help me I can't stop chasing and capturing taken women.   :-\

you're just a non-stop stream of quotables aren't you

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« Reply #11742 on: November 23, 2019, 04:57:53 PM »

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« Reply #11743 on: November 23, 2019, 05:57:50 PM »
Might be working out a deal that sees me keeping the house, that’s pretty good news to me

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« Reply #11744 on: November 23, 2019, 09:43:31 PM »
I'm not gonna lie, I'm working on hooking up with a chick from my past who is having boyfriend issues right now and really wants to hangout soon. She wasn't into me sexually a couple years back, but I'm getting "I wish I fucked with you instead" vibes.

I'm talking to non taken women too, but God help me I can't stop chasing and capturing taken women.   :-\



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« Reply #11745 on: November 23, 2019, 10:20:56 PM »
This page my god

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« Reply #11746 on: November 24, 2019, 02:38:26 AM »
Update: Possum girl got back with her piece of shit junkie ex. I’ve completely cut ties with her.  :doge


Who could have seen that one coming  :pika


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my cynical side saw it coming as well...

But hey, she pumped & dumped me last year so I returned the “favor” this year. Balance has been restored. :doge

It's OK my dude. 3rd time's the charm ad they say.

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« Reply #11747 on: November 24, 2019, 02:44:22 AM »
This page my god

Y’all need Jesus

You need to tell us about them Hungarian hookers you be fucking in Bahrain :ufup
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« Reply #11748 on: November 24, 2019, 03:22:36 AM »
mormapope, you have to fuck with that marriage more. It’s too good. You said she’s a “sexual freak” so why not take advantage of that if there aren’t going to be real consequences? Think of the awesome drama and stories to tell you’ll have. You’ll have years of ace material. And you’ll have fun and entertain us earning it! It’s not like you can do more damage at this point, and someone should find some benefit in this situation. What was the point of it all if nobody got anything out of this?

I am totally serious. You should do this. Even if just for my own benefit. I don’t get to smile much.
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« Reply #11749 on: November 24, 2019, 04:49:38 AM »
This page my god

Y’all need Jesus

You need to tell us about them Hungarian hookers you be fucking in Bahrain :ufup
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« Reply #11750 on: November 24, 2019, 07:25:24 AM »
Last page was so great, pissed off I’ve made a new page with this post.

Dude, I would totally fuck the married woman, what’s that sick little manlet going to do?

Probably thank you for servicing his wife. Might even pay you for it if you film it and send it to him.

Oblivion you need to settle down, you should read back to before you got laid and see you don’t wanna go through that shit again do you?

Also Atra way to lose a one horse race my dude.
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #11751 on: November 24, 2019, 07:43:57 AM »
Morma, look at it this way: she’s probably loving the drama on some level too. The only loser in this situation is the guy that already was a loser, and at least he now knows he is a loser and can try and address that. Maybe the more fucked-up,ways you fuck this woman, the better he’ll get. Really shame him. Become social media personalities and start coyly sharing the details of your ludicrous relationship. You can coin up on this. You can be onision except without the pedo shit. You can be rich just from being an asshole publicly, and your weenis will be wetsuit the whole time.

You should seriously take that man’s trashy wife back and see if Wonderland is down there.
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #11752 on: November 24, 2019, 09:22:02 AM »
This page my god

Y’all need Jesus

You need to tell us about them Hungarian hookers you be fucking in Bahrain :ufup
I haven’t seen any euro sloots, just Thai and Filipino.

:stahp
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #11753 on: November 24, 2019, 06:08:47 PM »
Update: Possum girl got back with her piece of shit junkie ex. I’ve completely cut ties with her.  :doge

As an experiment in your own mental health, try keeping those ties cut.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #11754 on: November 24, 2019, 08:15:53 PM »
sounds good man.

spending all your time searching :nope

letting the universe bring it to you :ohyeah

last page is fucked. idk what to say about what mormapopes been up to jfc.
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #11755 on: November 24, 2019, 08:19:29 PM »
Sayyid Quṭb couldn't find the one either and look at the legacy he left. Never doubt the powers of good (volcel).

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #11756 on: November 24, 2019, 10:09:23 PM »
Look at it this way too, you have 12 years of dating experience. A lot of people don't have those experiences to learn about romance, relationships, heartbreak, starting over. So many people "luck out" and find someone to settle with. Highschool sweethearts, getting married in their early 20's.

Learning from those experiences, you can and will be a great partner.

Those guys that marry their highschool sweety, or guys that are tiny manlets that marry the first gamer girl that gives them attention, and their shit gets rocked, years they spent being settling won't mean shit for finding, acquiring, and fostering love the hard way.

You deserve love and don't beat yourself up for not getting it.  :heartbeat
OH!

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #11757 on: November 24, 2019, 11:02:01 PM »
I have no idea who that is, middle eastaboo

You thought we were ikhwan but I thought we were al-Ikhwan. :shaq2

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #11758 on: November 25, 2019, 08:49:04 PM »
The last page was amazing.

Condom magically disappears mid-sex... girl won't let you pull out.

 :doge

no, it was on when i put it in her, and then at some point got out. there's no way for either of us to have known when exactly.
I had sex with this girl once and the condom magically disappeared before I finished, so I put another one on. Looked all over the room and never found it. About a week later she text me that she had discovered that it was still in her. I hope this isn't what happened to your chick since it can cause an infection.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #11759 on: November 26, 2019, 06:03:58 AM »
Maybe I'm going to sound like a defeatist asshole but I just give up. I've been dating and in/out of relationships for 12 years now and have reached a point of disillusionment that I doubt I'll get out of anytime soon. I just can't find anyone to click with long term and as much of a horny fuck I can be I don't care about random hook ups at all anymore.

So I'm fully giving up, fuck it. I put too much effort into finding a girl and it always feels like I'm putting in more effort in the relationships I do want to work than whoever I'm dating at the time, while the relationships where I didn't care or put any effort in were with women who actually wanted me. I used to half jokingly say the groucho marx line that starts Annie Hall, "I wouldn't want to be in a club that would have me as a member" but I think it's a legitimate problem that plagued my dating life.

So, fuck it. I'll just be working out, making money, hopefully moving out of this shithole soon. Go full volcel*

*he says knowing he'll fall hard for someone that'll inevitably crush him at some point, again

Anyway, sorry for the woe is me post. Haven't made any of those in a while. But had to air my frustrations somewhere and this season needed a c-plot to grind it to a halt cause it can't get too good.

sorry to hear you haven't been able to find The One, homedawg. though i do have to ask why you'd want to go volcel? wouldn't it be easier to just let things run on their own while...also getting laid?  :doge

The last page was amazing.

Condom magically disappears mid-sex... girl won't let you pull out.

 :doge

no, it was on when i put it in her, and then at some point got out. there's no way for either of us to have known when exactly.
I had sex with this girl once and the condom magically disappeared before I finished, so I put another one on. Looked all over the room and never found it. About a week later she text me that she had discovered that it was still in her. I hope this isn't what happened to your chick since it can cause an infection.

sorry if i didn't make it clear. we know where the condom is (and it's not stuck inside her), we just didn't know when it came out.