RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[team filler]

he's been liking my posts 

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lol at adult personality being attractive to women 

[naff]

I'm many things, but a chump isn't one of them

  ok

the woman i posted about a while ago here is leaving melbourne to live with me. spent the xmas holidays together and she decided she'd rather be here than aus rn. i'm currently "long term housesitting" at a friends apartment he's doing some reno's on and helping out a bit while i look for a place to buy. some p scary and exciting developments brewing in 2020.

[TEEEPO]

I'm many things, but a chump isn't one of them

  ok

the woman i posted about a while ago here is leaving melbourne to live with me. spent the xmas holidays together and she decided she'd rather be here than aus rn. i'm currently "long term housesitting" at a friends apartment he's doing some reno's on and helping out a bit while i look for a place to buy. some p scary and exciting developments brewing in 2020.

strayan women
 

[VomKriege]

Wow you're being harsh on MMarsu you all

I'm half drunk so my opinion has even less value than usual but while it's true that MMarsu might be a little too optimistic on his prospects, it's not incorrect that you miss every shot you don't take. Not unlike riotous, I've long disabused myself of reading too much  into a service industry worker being pleasant and likewise with 213372bu I agree that there's a gulf between a coworker appreciating your company and some actual attraction...

Honestly, this particular story with weed shop lady doesn't deserve the dragging he's getting even if I understand why it's colored by some of the earlier ones. As far as I can tell, mixed signals might be all on her here.

[Transhuman]

the woman i posted about a while ago here is leaving melbourne to live with me. spent the xmas holidays together and she decided she'd rather be here than aus rn.

I'm glad the fires helped someone I guess..

[naff]

the woman i posted about a while ago here is leaving melbourne to live with me. spent the xmas holidays together and she decided she'd rather be here than aus rn.

I'm glad the fires helped someone I guess..

ah yes, shout outs to bdoughty, his terrorist arson organisation and the south yarra firehawks.

[TEEEPO]

neither him nor toxicadam are strayan nor is it likely that they even have any connection with the country so lets largely thx google and trump's social media feed for training such well-informed warriors. bless up

[VomKriege]

A women from Austin swiped me right
Guess all that Alex Jones knowledge might come in handy...
Who knows she might be in Paris looking for her Pépé le Moko Pew ?

Tinder 

Tomorrow morning most probably : "She unmatched."

[Kara]

So is this game any good? I keep seeing the thread get bumped, and some cool people post in it. Not trying to spend a bunch of money on anything though. Any way to try it out casually for free or almost free?

Great news, Glen! Magic: the Gathering is free to play on Arena now!

[OnlyRegret]

So is this game any good? I keep seeing the thread get bumped, and some cool people post in it. Not trying to spend a bunch of money on anything though. Any way to try it out casually for free or almost free?

Great news, Glen! Magic: the Gathering is free to play on Arena now!

Sorry, over the following 18 months it became pretty clear that it's mostly chumps who play it.

Well then there is a nice and warm seat waiting for you then

[Bebpo]

I wonder if there's a thing called Dater's block like Writer's block. I know I need to get back to dating and message people and/or probably re-write my profile but I just stare at the screen and want to do something else like I gotta write an essay for school.

[bluemax]

It's not necessarily a sign you'll patch things up though it's possible. You should be able to have The Talk™* about what happened and your feelings moving forward.

* It doesn't sound like you had it yet.

We have not. It does feel like it needs to happen.

I have gotten through the wallowing phase, and have been able to get back to relatively normal. I think I told my therapist that I feel like I'm about back to where I was emotionally before I met this girl. Maybe a bit better in some ways I guess.

https://www.ted.com/talks/hannah_fry_the_mathematics_of_love/transcript?language=en

I was listening to the speaker in the above TED talk and her summary was that the couples that stay together long-term are the ones where both people actually acknowledge their problems and try to fix them. Basically, the generic relationship advice that people give to forgive-and-forget, compromise, etc is all fucking wrong. That leads to the inherent problem never being laid to rest.

You can try work with her on the issues you two have but if it's one-sided, then there's no sustainable relationship.

Interesting, thanks. I certainly acknowledge my faults and am working on them with or without her.

[Valkyrie]

Why do guys insist on a Snapchat add “to chat easier” and then they send a pic of a wall with 1 word, and don’t seem interested in actual conversation? I’m not much or a talker myself, but I don’t understand how I’m supposed to get to know someone from a Snapchat saying “sleepy”.

Idk, just seems like they wanna store grills on their SC?

[samir]

They want you to send pics of bobs and vagene

[VomKriege]

Why do guys insist on a Snapchat add “to chat easier” and then they send a pic of a wall with 1 word, and don’t seem interested in actual conversation? I’m not much or a talker myself, but I don’t understand how I’m supposed to get to know someone from a Snapchat saying “sleepy”.

Idk, just seems like they wanna store grills on their SC?

We can't say "what's up ?" or "sleepy" what do you women want from us ?
 

Chatting etiquette and (lack of) motivation around dating apps is Escherian to me. Sounds like they are sleepwalking the process and, maybe, at some point start to discuss ? Or dick pics ? But what the fuck do I know.

Tomorrow morning most probably : "She unmatched."

Narrator : "She did."

[VomKriege]

sleepy

[Raist]

Why do guys insist on a Snapchat add “to chat easier” and then they send a pic of a wall with 1 word, and don’t seem interested in actual conversation? I’m not much or a talker myself, but I don’t understand how I’m supposed to get to know someone from a Snapchat saying “sleepy”.

Idk, just seems like they wanna store grills on their SC?

Let's be honest here. For most guys that counts as conversation.

[team filler]

Why do guys insist on a Snapchat add “to chat easier” and then they send a pic of a wall with 1 word, and don’t seem interested in actual conversation? I’m not much or a talker myself, but I don’t understand how I’m supposed to get to know someone from a Snapchat saying “sleepy”.

Idk, just seems like they wanna store grills on their SC?

[Brehvolution]

They want you to send pics of bobs and vagene

[Valkyrie]

Why do guys insist on a Snapchat add “to chat easier” and then they send a pic of a wall with 1 word, and don’t seem interested in actual conversation? I’m not much or a talker myself, but I don’t understand how I’m supposed to get to know someone from a Snapchat saying “sleepy”.

Idk, just seems like they wanna store grills on their SC?

I’M AWARE, I DON’T DO THIS DATING SHIT.

[Valkyrie]

Just so we’re clear, I have SC and know what it is.

Just wasn’t sure why they insist on using it, but I guess bob and vagene makes sense.

[team filler]

  Snapchat me that pussy, mood
Snapchat me that pussy if it's, cool
Snapchat me that pussy, mood
Snapchat me that pussy if it's, cool

[james]

Y'all can reach me on wickr

[Lonewulfeus]

Y'all can reach me on wickr

I assume that’s the hot new app all the kids are using these days   

[Bebpo]

Since we're explaining snapchat, can someone explain what this "I'm on KIK" thing is, I just sorta assume all these weird new abbreviation apps are kink things.

[VomKriege]

Just so we’re clear, I have SC and know what it is.

Just wasn’t sure why they insist on using it, but I guess bob and vagene makes sense.

Speaking honestly, because it's pretty vague and lots of boring/bored dudes use it as a generic template that they can then easily send out to multiple people.

Voldo is pretty awesome though.

[mormapope]

KiK is generally used for sexting, Snapchat is used for conversing and sexting. A nice thing about Snapchat, is screenshoting anything, a message pops up notifying both people that a screenshot was taken.

Since you can't send pics on Tinder or most dating apps, and swapping pics on SMS means giving someone your number, Snapchat or KiK is great for being a middleman for texting and swapping pics.

I've probably had over a hundred conversations and jerk off sessions with dudes on KiK. Sexting women while at work on Snapchat spices up a work shift.

[EightBitNate]

https://twitter.com/kindlyhoe/status/1216158039549460480

it's too true

I’ve been followed by people who act like this my whole life. My freshman year roommate would LARP and call his gf “cutie patootie” on the phone.

[bluemax]

Just so we’re clear, I have SC and know what it is.

Just wasn’t sure why they insist on using it, but I guess bob and vagene makes sense.

Or they're just weirdos like my ex roommate who is in his 30s prefers to communicate via Snap. I get it at as a lower stakes way of staying in contact with someone who you aren't ready to give your number to, but if you want to have a real conversation just be a damn adult about it.

[tiesto]

https://twitter.com/kindlyhoe/status/1216158039549460480

it's too true

They all end up in the local state college's anime club.

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/Xaviurss/status/1216134863381762049

[EightBitNate]

[toku]

RAWR xD

[TVC15]

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Definitely reads like this group’s demographic.

[Oblivion]

so the madre's gone to the old country for 5-6 months!

as you can imagine, i wasted no time inviting my lad- er, sorry GIRLfriend over. we had a mostly fun night, but i do have some gripes. i know this sounds very humblebrag-y/FWP-y, but i was hoping in addition to sex, we'd have a fun time going through my (newly purchased  ) netflix queue. unfortunately, all she wanted to do was have sex for the whole night and although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all. secondly, she doesn't fucking leave me alone when i'm trying to sleep! 


i'm glad she's in my life, but holy shit, we need to have a discussion on boundaries 

[team filler]

tongue in that ass while you sleep 

[Kara]

If you think that's bad, I don't know if I'm actually going to go see the Sonic the Hedgehog movie on Valentine's Day or if that's my hot goth irony gf doing her thing.

And I am NOT asking for clarification on the record about this. Mork knows, I ain't trying DAT trick again.

[EchoRin]

They all end up in the local state college's anime club.

that's the actual answer. I should stroll by some of these uni campuses sometime   

[Ghoul]

although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all.

Newsfeed 

[Raist]

so the madre's gone to the old country for 5-6 months!

as you can imagine, i wasted no time inviting my lad- er, sorry GIRLfriend over. we had a mostly fun night, but i do have some gripes. i know this sounds very humblebrag-y/FWP-y, but i was hoping in addition to sex, we'd have a fun time going through my (newly purchased  ) netflix queue. unfortunately, all she wanted to do was have sex for the whole night and although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all. secondly, she doesn't fucking leave me alone when i'm trying to sleep! 


i'm glad she's in my life, but holy shit, we need to have a discussion on boundaries 

There are not enough eyeroll.gif on the internet.

[Oblivion]

although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all.

Newsfeed 

i knew the risks before i posted

so the madre's gone to the old country for 5-6 months!

as you can imagine, i wasted no time inviting my lad- er, sorry GIRLfriend over. we had a mostly fun night, but i do have some gripes. i know this sounds very humblebrag-y/FWP-y, but i was hoping in addition to sex, we'd have a fun time going through my (newly purchased  ) netflix queue. unfortunately, all she wanted to do was have sex for the whole night and although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all. secondly, she doesn't fucking leave me alone when i'm trying to sleep! 


i'm glad she's in my life, but holy shit, we need to have a discussion on boundaries 

If your madre needed to visit the old country in order for her to sleep over, I'm guessing you don't have too many nights together. So of course that's going to happen.

If you ever get a place together, within a couple months there will be times when you don't have sex for days at a time.

i had to deal with this situation (my girlfriends living with their parents as well) multiple times ( ) and none of them were this... relentless.

so the madre's gone to the old country for 5-6 months!

as you can imagine, i wasted no time inviting my lad- er, sorry GIRLfriend over. we had a mostly fun night, but i do have some gripes. i know this sounds very humblebrag-y/FWP-y, but i was hoping in addition to sex, we'd have a fun time going through my (newly purchased  ) netflix queue. unfortunately, all she wanted to do was have sex for the whole night and although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all. secondly, she doesn't fucking leave me alone when i'm trying to sleep! 


i'm glad she's in my life, but holy shit, we need to have a discussion on boundaries 

There are not enough eyeroll.gif on the internet.

which part?

[OnlyRegret]

If you think that's bad, I don't know if I'm actually going to go see the Sonic the Hedgehog movie on Valentine's Day or if that's my hot goth irony gf doing her thing.

And I am NOT asking for clarification on the record about this. Mork knows, I ain't trying DAT trick again.

[Kara]

That's a line from Dawn of War 2: Retribution.

[OnlyRegret]

Yeah and Morks a git

[Ghoul]

take her to see sonic, later she can have a spicy chilli dog

[Raist]

so the madre's gone to the old country for 5-6 months!

as you can imagine, i wasted no time inviting my lad- er, sorry GIRLfriend over. we had a mostly fun night, but i do have some gripes. i know this sounds very humblebrag-y/FWP-y, but i was hoping in addition to sex, we'd have a fun time going through my (newly purchased  ) netflix queue. unfortunately, all she wanted to do was have sex for the whole night and although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all. secondly, she doesn't fucking leave me alone when i'm trying to sleep! 


i'm glad she's in my life, but holy shit, we need to have a discussion on boundaries 

There are not enough eyeroll.gif on the internet.

which part?

"I wanted to watch some animu but all she wanted was to fuck  "

Like, give me a break.

[MMaRsu]

Oblivion send her ass over to me, I'll send her back once she's done and is ready to watch animu with you all day

 

[Ghoul]

Oblivion send her ass over to me, I'll send her back once she's done and is ready to watch animu with you all day

 

She'll also never fist bump you again, but that's the price you pay, for anime.

[BlueTsunami]

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If your texts dont read like two people with a brain injury, it's not real   

[BlueTsunami]

https://twitter.com/Xaviurss/status/1216134863381762049

This is so hot. Not so much the baby talk but the affected unbridled passion for dick.

[james]

Why would any sane man want those piercings anywhere near their dick

[Ghoul]

Why would any sane man want those piercings anywhere near their dick

clearly wasn't an emo in his teens, ehh you take risks, worst case you get a Prince Albert and chicks would dig it.

[james]

Why would any sane man want those piercings anywhere near their dick

clearly wasn't an emo in his teens, ehh you take risks, worst case you get a Prince Albert and chicks would dig it.

Once a girl with a lip piercing tried to kiss me. I shut that down real fast.

[BIONIC]

Why would any sane man want those piercings anywhere near their dick

clearly wasn't an emo in his teens, ehh you take risks, worst case you get a Prince Albert and chicks would dig it.

Once a girl with a lip piercing tried to kiss me. I shut that down real fast.

Because she was over the age of 12?

[Ghoul]

Why would any sane man want those piercings anywhere near their dick

clearly wasn't an emo in his teens, ehh you take risks, worst case you get a Prince Albert and chicks would dig it.

Once a girl with a lip piercing tried to kiss me. I shut that down real fast.

newsfeed.

[james]

Why would any sane man want those piercings anywhere near their dick

clearly wasn't an emo in his teens, ehh you take risks, worst case you get a Prince Albert and chicks would dig it.

Once a girl with a lip piercing tried to kiss me. I shut that down real fast.

Because she was over the age of 12?

That and she was fat.

[MMaRsu]

might have a date on monday through happn app

sweet!

[Ghoul]

it seems you only attract fatties or those over 12, must be a hard life.

Grats MM remember no fist bumps, only fisting and choking. Dating seems like a nightmare these days, glad I'm the fuck out of that.

[james]

it seems you only attract fatties or those over 12, must be a hard life.

My current gf is fit so that's nice.

But yeah, the fatties love me. Good for some titty sucking but eh