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agrajag

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #240 on: June 30, 2018, 08:12:37 PM »
Are you going to read that 46 page book or not, Ass? Put Mandark in his place by putting up.

and don't just say you read it, I expect a full book report

thisismyusername

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #241 on: June 30, 2018, 08:15:39 PM »
I mean he's giving you a damn soft-ball short-read to do. New Reader books for adults are nearly the same in terms of page-count. :doge Surely, you're better than folks that are learning to read for the first time and able to get through a 46 page book within 30 mins?

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #242 on: June 30, 2018, 09:10:03 PM »
I mean fuck, etoilet wrote posts longer than that.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #243 on: June 30, 2018, 09:39:05 PM »
I mean fuck, etoilet wrote posts longer than that.

At least etoilet had convictions.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #244 on: June 30, 2018, 09:44:53 PM »
Fwiw I actually can tolerate Assy for some reason. His constant attempts to get a rise out of and attention from us reminds me of an annoying kid brother. :trumps

I really couldn't stand etoilet at times tho. He was ok on some subjects but he was more like the 24 year old cousin who only goes to family events cause he still lives at home, and when you try to talk with him you realize he spends every hour on 4chan and Reddit.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #245 on: June 30, 2018, 10:35:41 PM »
I mean fuck, etoilet wrote posts longer than that.

At least etoilet had convictions.

so did amir0x. well, conviction.

. . .

look, these are the cheap seats
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #246 on: June 30, 2018, 10:50:48 PM »
Hey Drinky you remember the Hollywood/etoilet theory that anti-Nintendo trolls were the spiritual heirs to various historical oppressors?

Looking back it feels like that was the Rosetta Stone for all the MRA/redpill/GG/Sad Puppies/intellectual dark web shit.

agrajag

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #247 on: June 30, 2018, 10:56:18 PM »
I mean fuck, etoilet wrote posts longer than that.

At least etoilet had convictions.

so did amir0x. well, conviction.

. . .

look, these are the cheap seats

hopefully etoilet is also getting drenched in urine somewhere

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #248 on: July 01, 2018, 12:02:28 AM »
Hey Drinky you remember the Hollywood/etoilet theory that anti-Nintendo trolls were the spiritual heirs to various historical oppressors?

Looking back it feels like that was the Rosetta Stone for all the MRA/redpill/GG/Sad Puppies/intellectual dark web shit.

As a Nintendo fan who loves the anti-Nintendo trolling, what am I the heir to
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Mandark

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« Reply #249 on: July 01, 2018, 12:11:33 AM »
I think that makes you a kapo.

Van Cruncheon

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #250 on: July 01, 2018, 12:20:40 AM »
Hey Drinky you remember the Hollywood/etoilet theory that anti-Nintendo trolls were the spiritual heirs to various historical oppressors?

Looking back it feels like that was the Rosetta Stone for all the MRA/redpill/GG/Sad Puppies/intellectual dark web shit.


oh my god, i'd forgotten that. kinda distressing that etoilet hasn't changed!
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #251 on: July 01, 2018, 12:21:53 AM »
on the other hand, i am getting a nostalgia boner for my days as the borgia pope of gaf
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #252 on: July 01, 2018, 12:30:02 AM »
benji is the boy genius, but who is the kid?

I think the kid is multiple people, depending on who assy tries to condescend, but benji was also the kid several times
obviously you're a kid if you're also a boy, it's like jeez why do i have to explain this

/boy genius

agrajag

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #253 on: July 01, 2018, 12:32:10 AM »
benji is the boy genius, but who is the kid?

I think the kid is multiple people, depending on who assy tries to condescend, but benji was also the kid several times
obviously you're a kid if you're also a boy, it's like jeez why do i have to explain this

/boy genius

all boys are kids, but not all kids are boys,

ask amir0x

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #254 on: July 01, 2018, 12:33:08 AM »
on the other hand, i am getting a nostalgia boner for my days as the borgia pope of gaf
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #255 on: July 01, 2018, 12:33:45 AM »
Hey Drinky you remember the Hollywood/etoilet theory that anti-Nintendo trolls were the spiritual heirs to various historical oppressors?

Looking back it feels like that was the Rosetta Stone for all the MRA/redpill/GG/Sad Puppies/intellectual dark web shit.

What the fuck

The argument was basically "Someone who trolls Nintendo fans now would have violently oppressed gay people 100 years ago, cause they're both forms of persecution."

I'm not even trying to be sassy by framing it like that. et and Hollywood (former poster here) were pretty direct and up front about making that connection, unless my memory's failing me in my dotage.

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« Reply #256 on: July 01, 2018, 12:35:06 AM »
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Hoping for TheBore citizens to come back here. It would be humour heaven
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Same. The quality/hilarious posters went to the Bore (prior and after the mess)
:doge

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #257 on: July 01, 2018, 12:35:31 AM »

agrajag

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« Reply #258 on: July 01, 2018, 12:36:19 AM »
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Hoping for TheBore citizens to come back here. It would be humour heaven
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Same. The quality/hilarious posters went to the Bore (prior and after the mess)
:doge

let's send Assimilate over there and call it a day

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #259 on: July 01, 2018, 12:37:31 AM »
hey benji

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45505.0
Thank you Mandark.

Boy Genius trying to pollute my daddy wank face thread with his bullshit.

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Same. The quality/hilarious posters went to the Bore (prior and after the mess)
:doge

let's send Assimilate over there and call it a day
You're the biggest Vagina i've seen in a long time.

Mandark

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #260 on: July 01, 2018, 12:38:02 AM »
Get back to doing your homework.

agrajag

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #261 on: July 01, 2018, 12:38:48 AM »
ideally this thread becomes a dumping ground for whatever political/philosophical bullshit video an becomes long videos that are shit thread 2.0

benjipwns

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #262 on: July 01, 2018, 12:40:41 AM »
hey benji

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45505.0
u just mad i got top of page six instead of your cowardly attacks on hardworking Assimilate :umad

benjipwns

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #263 on: July 01, 2018, 12:42:28 AM »
ideally this thread becomes a dumping ground for whatever political/philosophical bullshit video an becomes long videos that are shit thread 2.0
wait, that wasn't what this was supposed to be?

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #264 on: July 01, 2018, 12:44:00 AM »
Hey Drinky you remember the Hollywood/etoilet theory that anti-Nintendo trolls were the spiritual heirs to various historical oppressors?

Looking back it feels like that was the Rosetta Stone for all the MRA/redpill/GG/Sad Puppies/intellectual dark web shit.

What the fuck

The argument was basically "Someone who trolls Nintendo fans now would have violently oppressed gay people 100 years ago, cause they're both forms of persecution."

I'm not even trying to be sassy by framing it like that. et and Hollywood (former poster here) were pretty direct and up front about making that connection, unless my memory's failing me in my dotage.
8)
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agrajag

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #265 on: July 01, 2018, 12:45:03 AM »
ideally this thread becomes a dumping ground for whatever political/philosophical bullshit video an becomes long videos that are shit thread 2.0
wait, that wasn't what this was supposed to be?

this thread was supposed to be assy spraying his diarrhea juice everywhere

thisismyusername

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #266 on: July 01, 2018, 12:49:16 AM »
You're the biggest Vagina i've seen in a long time.

You still haven't read the book, despite all this free time to post on here with? :snob

Rumbler, ban Assimilate for a day for each post he posts until he comes back with a book report, please. TYIA</Kara>

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #267 on: July 01, 2018, 12:50:33 AM »
Jesus, #banassimilate. Itís like someone hit etoilet in the head with a crowbar 20 times and now itís performing for our amusement.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #268 on: July 01, 2018, 12:51:05 AM »
You're the biggest Vagina i've seen in a long time.

You still haven't read the book, despite all this free time to post on here with? :snob

  :heh

i went out for an entire night while you autistys are in here chewing Ls.

I'm still waiting on any of you to take down Daddy P. It ain't happening anytime soon is it?

Jesus, #banassimilate. Itís like someone hit etoilet in the head with a crowbar 20 times and now itís performing for our amusement.
#someonepaypalTVCmoneysohecanbuy12stepsbeforeheoffshimself


agrajag

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #270 on: July 01, 2018, 12:56:44 AM »
is there a way to leper assy so every word he posts only comes out as "daddy P"

Assimilate

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #271 on: July 01, 2018, 12:58:09 AM »
is there a way to leper assy so every word he posts only comes out as "daddy P"
Stop being such a vagina, you vagina.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #272 on: July 01, 2018, 01:24:47 PM »
 :mynicca

tricked yas.

agrajag

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #273 on: July 01, 2018, 01:25:55 PM »
Pussy

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #274 on: July 01, 2018, 01:27:00 PM »
Pussy
Nah, you're the Vagina of this place. It's been settled.

agrajag

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #275 on: July 01, 2018, 01:28:42 PM »
Nah, pussy

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #276 on: July 01, 2018, 02:08:49 PM »
pussy

HardcoreRetro

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #277 on: July 01, 2018, 02:22:25 PM »
Where is the holodomor meltdown?

Disappointing thread on all fronts.

TVC15

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #278 on: July 01, 2018, 02:26:13 PM »
New music video thread?

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #279 on: July 01, 2018, 02:27:19 PM »
😿
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #280 on: July 01, 2018, 02:50:30 PM »
#bantvsheisdepressing

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #281 on: July 01, 2018, 03:55:12 PM »
https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/1012758849483345921

Hanging out with some douchebag that was too much of an asshole even for Fox News to talk about there's no Democrat that's not on the "far left".

Just another typical "centrist"  :neogaf

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #282 on: July 01, 2018, 05:08:34 PM »
Reminder that there's a free pdf of maps of meaning on his site.

I only read half of the introduction but I almost choked laughing because of some bit in the introduction. He thought it would be a smart idea to wear a cape and crocodile leather boots to a maximum security prison. Then gets weirded out when the criminals start fucking with him.

The rest of the introduction seems to be about him being a closet christian.

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« Reply #283 on: July 01, 2018, 05:12:22 PM »
I read an interview where he explains why he wrote that book:

Quote from: JP
Thirty years ago, when I started writing Maps of Meaning, I was trying to solve a problem. That problem was the Cold War: Was it just a battle of ideologies and opinions? Was it two grand narratives, one communist, one capitalist, neither with any more reality than the other? Thatís one argument. The other argument is that thereís something fundamental at stake here, deeper than opinion. I was trying to find out which of those two was true.

Imagine sitting down thinking "okay, it's time for me to solve the Cold War." Then cracking open a copy of Aesop's Fables.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #284 on: July 01, 2018, 05:18:09 PM »
Holocaust ends with people in ovens, hansel and gretel has people in ovens. Coincidence?

Click here to find out! *Imagine me linking to a pdf of his book here*

agrajag

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #285 on: July 01, 2018, 05:18:26 PM »

TVC15

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #286 on: July 01, 2018, 05:30:16 PM »


But for real, fun timeís over, mods.  Ban Assimilate. Itís time.
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Assimilate

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #287 on: July 01, 2018, 05:57:44 PM »
imagine being a keyboard warrior on a forum with 35 active members making fun of a guy that sold over a million copies of his books  :kobeyuck

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« Reply #288 on: July 01, 2018, 06:03:02 PM »
So you gonna read that essay or nah?

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #289 on: July 01, 2018, 06:03:59 PM »
Imagine being one of those 35 members.

I am not making fun of the guy, I am making fun of people buying his drivel.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #290 on: July 01, 2018, 06:04:26 PM »
there's an essay now?
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Assimilate

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #291 on: July 01, 2018, 06:05:29 PM »
Imagine being one of those 35 members.

I am not making fun of the guy, I am making fun of people buying his drivel.
what exactly upsets you about his 'drivel'?

no one seems to be able to honestly answer that question. when i claim it's because of his compelled speech crusade and people being sold on protesting him because of the trans community they say no but no one gives me any other reason

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« Reply #292 on: July 01, 2018, 06:09:25 PM »
even you think it's drivel

you know it's not even worth reading

BisMarckie

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #293 on: July 01, 2018, 06:10:19 PM »
what exactly upsets you about his 'drivel'?


Because he's selling a self-help book.that alone qualifies it as drivel :trash
He is not only doing that, but he is acting like he is some hero for free speech only to target his pseudo-intellectual shit at college aged idiots.


Again: :trash

edit: lol upset, I don't care enough to be upset. I just think he's a hack.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #294 on: July 01, 2018, 06:14:18 PM »
imagine being a keyboard warrior on a forum with 35 active members making fun of a guy that sold over a million copies of his books  :kobeyuck



#USAforAfrica#banassimilate
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Mandark

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #295 on: July 01, 2018, 06:19:31 PM »

TVC15

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #296 on: July 01, 2018, 06:21:54 PM »
 
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Assimilate

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #297 on: July 01, 2018, 06:24:41 PM »

Because he's selling a self-help book.that alone qualifies it as drivel :trash
He is not only doing that, but he is acting like he is some hero for free speech only to target his pseudo-intellectual shit at college aged idiots.


Considering the level of nihilism amongst young to middle aged people in the u.s i don't see the problem with his book. Unless he was selling you on "do this you'll make millions"....

Nothing he says is pseudo-intellectual either, like where is the pseudo part if he's a clinical psychologist with thousands of citations and publications to his name? What specifically does he say that is pseudo?

More likely this is a term you use to discredit a guy you don't care about. It's like Ree claiming someone is a nazi. Same shit.

Mandark

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« Reply #298 on: July 01, 2018, 06:27:09 PM »
i don't see the problem with his book

oh you read it?

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #299 on: July 01, 2018, 06:30:23 PM »

Because he's selling a self-help book.that alone qualifies it as drivel :trash
He is not only doing that, but he is acting like he is some hero for free speech only to target his pseudo-intellectual shit at college aged idiots.


Considering the level of nihilism amongst young to middle aged people in the u.s i don't see the problem with his book. Unless he was selling you on "do this you'll make millions"....

Nothing he says is pseudo-intellectual either, like where is the pseudo part if he's a clinical psychologist with thousands of citations and publications to his name? What specifically does he say that is pseudo?

More likely this is a term you use to discredit a guy you don't care about. It's like Ree claiming someone is a nazi. Same shit.

serge