Playstation 5

[team filler]

everyone here rahx 

[bork]

Lager, don't shit up the thread.  Talk about PS5 stuff please.

[Cerveza mas fina]

PS5 is the succesor of the PS3

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I dunno; with articles like that, maybe it will be a pretty interesting game.

[Rahxephon91]

Did they just let whoever designed the look of Playstation VR design everything this time?

[DJ Bedroom]

Did they just let whoever designed the look of Playstation VR design everything this time?

PSVR looks fine, PS5 looks like a surfboard modem from 2005

[Pissy F Benny]

I might get one when gran turismo comes out in 2024

[HardcoreRetro]

It was their diversity hire.

[Pissy F Benny]

The console probably comes with a code for 20% off and free shipping for a months worth of Soylent

[OnlyRegret]

Rahx, Joe Biden- both of you shut the fuck up already and take it to PMs or something.

see
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=47213.msg2873400#msg2873400

he's singling him out for a reason

[Cerveza mas fina]

I think the MS things were better cause they showed what the difference the hardware can do, Sony showed some cool games but you come away feeling its just PS4 pro pro (except Horizon)

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@joe

Clear sign you are senile cause you forgot your own name on the list

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just a joke

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[Ghoul]

That console is gonna be big as a gaming tower for sure. The event was just meh, it did show a lot of diversity which if fine, couple games in interested in, but Horizon was and is a boring game, it looks fantastic but GG don’t know how to make games interesting. I do wonder how close to the E3 presentation this actually was, I hope we see a few more games soon for it that actually show off what it can do. Instead of, well you can probably already play this on PS4 but we’re making it PS5 only to make it look like we have a good launch lineup.

Interested to see what Xbox does with their first party next month, but really not holding my breath, also because you can play the Xbox games on one and pc mostly at launch to sell their console they’ve really got to give people a reason to do so.

Also for fuck sake, can someone just release a price already this is getting stupid.

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Xbox is focusing on Gamepass as a strategy and service to sell Xbox and make money. I don't expect anything from their first party really beyond Gears, Halo, Forza and the odd 3rd party exclusive.

I think they will splash cash to get big games on Gamepass instead to push that service. Right now they have 10 million subs, that is massive.

Sony will easily have more exclusive first party games then MS. They are very much in the tentpole strategy game where exclusives sell consoles.

I think just like with Xbox Live back in the early 2000s MS has their shit together now and are really using the zeitgeist of Netflix, Spotify etc and it's working. I don't think they will win against PS5 though as Sony is a behemoth, but they will carve out a bigger piece this gen for sure.

[nudemacusers]

The console is aggressively ugly. Like, astonishingly so.

[mormapope]

The console is aggressively ugly. Like, astonishingly so.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/which-console-design-do-you-prefer-playstation-5-or-xbox-series-x.224941/

When the unofficial Sony HQ on the internet turns on you, you know someone fucked up.

Also, the PS5 needs a stand to be laid horizontally? Look at this pic comparison too



It's a fucking overdesigned monster.

[Rahxephon91]

I have to see what exclusives MS is going to provide, but based on this gen I could easily skip Xbox next gen.  MS First party was just nothing to me this gen. I disliked Halo and Gears, finding them both bland and tired. About the only exclusive I really enjoyed was Quantum Break. I'm willing to see if they can change that, but buying studios like Ninja Theory does nothing for me. I don't believe they've ever made a good game. Gamepass is whatever to me. I'm still a loser so I buy physical and as I've said before, I'm not going to wait for Devil May Cry 6 or Control 2 to come to it. Also, at this point everything should be cross play. No excuse for say the next Battlefield not to be. So thats even more of a reason for me to skip the Xbox.

I like my One X, for the sheer build quality and power it has. But most of the games I've played on it are third party games that were also fine on the PS4 Pro.

So of course I'm going to go with PS5. I actually like Horizon a lot. Spider-man was fine, a really polished and high budget version of what Acitivsion had done and really nothing more. But it is something I'd like to play. I have more faith in Sony first party. People accuse me of being a Sony fanboy and loving thier sad dad games. I like Playstation, but hardly any Sony first party game would I consider my favorite game. They are summer blockbuster of games. I want to see Summer blockbuster's for the production values and cool sights, but you know I think something like Upgrade is a far more entertaining movie then whatever Marvel has ever put out. And that's how I view most of Sony first party. Fun enough games that I want to experince. Sometimes you get stuff like Bloodborne and Horizon which I really like. I wish they made more stuff like Gravity Rush. But either way, I've enjoyed most of thier output. And this conference just kind of said they are going to continue that.

[nudemacusers]

Outside of the furry high school sitcom special episodes, GTA 5 and GT7 I fucked with all of this conference

Also happy the PS5 looks stupid and the XSEX looks stupid, make consoles look consoles look dumb again

The Xbox is just kinda bland and  functional, along the lines of a sound bar or whatever... the ps5 looks like a bad early 00s sci-fi take on futurism.

[nudemacusers]

The thing needing a stand to work in the configuration 90% of people will use it in

[benjipwns]

found another size comparison in that thread:

[benjipwns]

I will never understand this forum. PS5 by a mile. It looks so slick and clean

[benjipwns]

It looks like a cheap off-brand knock off some broke uncle picks up for his nephew at a nearby black market, it looks bad.

Post a picture of a cheap flea market item that looks like that then. You can't, of course, because you're wrong; it's fine. When PS5 inevitably outsells Xbox and has more acclaimed games for the fourth gen in a row, you can look back and remember that your whinging about the case ultimately didn't mean anything.

[benjipwns]

[nudemacusers]

It’s so ugly. I can’t believe it.

[benjipwns]

 

[benjipwns]

Going to take a Dremel and shave down the fins.

[Rahxephon91]

It dosen't look that bad when it's an overhead view...

[who is ted danson?]

The PS5 is so big that you can comfortably bend your Furrfriend over it and yiff them for as long as you like.

[nudemacusers]

They’ll release a ps5 ‘slim’ in three years that will ape the bland/ugly design cues of the Xbox and it will be hailed by sonyponies as a return to form, an overdue exorcism of original ps5’s wild indulgence.

[Rahxephon91]

That will take away something...like the one USB.

[benjipwns]

The bottom/right side they won't show has to be where the fan is, right?

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My provider ask me to send this old one back..

[nudemacusers]

The PS5 looks like a console designed by Apple. The XSX looks like a waste paper bin. I’m not a huge fan of either but I’ll go PS5.

Lmao some of the takes itt...

[Ghoul]

[nudemacusers]

How is this supposed to sit on the horizontal stand anyway? By sheer weight? I doubt they’d muck up theirs beautiful tower with some sort of connective notch allowing it to lock in place. 🤷‍♂️

[Nintex]

Spider Man is a remaster

https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/spider-man-miles-morales-is-a-remaster-and-expansion-sony-clarifies/amp/?__twitter_impress

[HardcoreRetro]

Great, loving it.

[Ghoul]

Spider Man is a remaster

https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/spider-man-miles-morales-is-a-remaster-and-expansion-sony-clarifies/amp/?__twitter_impress

The wording of that is very weird, some are saying it's a new game (remaster part is because same map ), others saying remaster with DLC...

[Don Rumata]

I still can't believe how ugly that design is, and it's also massive, wtf.

The presentation was fine, better than PS4's.
It had a couple of cool looking games, the graphics looked pretty good to great, depending on the title.
What i got from it, is that if you don't have a 4K OLED tv, you're not really getting much out of these next gen graphics.

The only game that got me really excited were RE8 and Hitman 3, but graphically speaking i was pretty pleased.

Also  @ Square Enix and yet another one of their vaporwares on Luminous, GTFO with that shit.
The graphics of the real time snippets, didn't even look much better than XV on PC.
And of course,  @ GTAV, not even showing what the improvements are.

[thisismyusername]

The console is aggressively ugly. Like, astonishingly so.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/which-console-design-do-you-prefer-playstation-5-or-xbox-series-x.224941/

When the unofficial Sony HQ on the internet turns on you, you know someone fucked up.

Also, the PS5 needs a stand to be laid horizontally? Look at this pic comparison too

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It's a fucking overdesigned monster.

found another size comparison in that thread:

PS5 is in the running for Big Chungus, but how is it compared to the original X-box?

[Don Rumata]

Spider Man is a remaster

https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/spider-man-miles-morales-is-a-remaster-and-expansion-sony-clarifies/amp/?__twitter_impress

The wording of that is very weird, some are saying it's a new game (remaster part is because same map ), others saying remaster with DLC...

The graphics look more or less like the old one, but with much better textures for the character, and more traffic density (for the little they show between all the depth of field and motion blur).
I can totally believe that it's a graphical remaster, with added Bronx & Queens (or whatever that rumor hinted at)as a Infamous First Light type of thing.

[Svejk]

Who cares what it looks like, folks.    It's not like any console has matched perfectly with your room, furniture or anything..  Size?  That's a different story..

[Ghoul]

It looks like an old satellite box, Who on earth was like, yeah that's a good design, I think I would have preferred the dev kit tbh

Spider Man is a remaster

https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/spider-man-miles-morales-is-a-remaster-and-expansion-sony-clarifies/amp/?__twitter_impress

The wording of that is very weird, some are saying it's a new game (remaster part is because same map ), others saying remaster with DLC...

The graphics look more or less like the old one, but with much better textures for the character, and more traffic density (for the little they show between all the depth of field and motion blur).
I can totally believe that it's a graphical remaster, with added Bronx & Queens (or whatever that rumor hinted at)as a Infamous First Light type of thing.

Yeah that's kinda what I am thinking too, just the messaging is all over the place with it, people are gonna be mad when it's not as long as the original.

[bork]

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This was posted on Discord and I thought it was the PS5 for a minute. 

[Don Rumata]

Who cares what it looks like, folks.    It's not like any console has matched perfectly with your room, furniture or anything..  Size?  That's a different story..

It's not the deciding factor, but it's still worth commenting on, they pay these designers for a reason. 

[Ghoul]

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This was posted on Discord and I thought it was the PS5 for a minute. 

I got you good with that haha

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[mormapope]

Who cares what it looks like, folks.    It's not like any console has matched perfectly with your room, furniture or anything..  Size?  That's a different story..

It's not the deciding factor, but it's still worth commenting on, they pay these designers for a reason. 

Also, how well a console is cooled/heat dissipation matters above all else. The Xbox X has a huge fan and a lot of open air flow, it's hard to tell on the PS5 where the fans actually are.

[Ghoul]

https://twitter.com/ign/status/1271368290254938112

[thisismyusername]

So no need to buy a PS5 then, bar Demon's Souls which probably won't run as good as the emulated PS3 version?

Guess I can hunt down a PS4 to do Uncharted 4 and sell that after all, like I originally planned.

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https://twitter.com/matthiasellis/status/1271192849917321217
https://twitter.com/StationDOOD/status/1271257970370686976

[Svejk]

Who cares what it looks like, folks.    It's not like any console has matched perfectly with your room, furniture or anything..  Size?  That's a different story..

It's not the deciding factor, but it's still worth commenting on, they pay these designers for a reason. 

Apparently not enough. 

[Human Snorenado]

HAWT TAEK: If the PSCinco was all black (or black with subtle grey/blue highlights) there would not be this much uproar. It would still look DUMB, but it's the white that makes it OFFENSIVE.

[Mr Gilhaney]

Who cares what it looks like, folks.    It's not like any console has matched perfectly with your room, furniture or anything..  Size?  That's a different story..

I do?

It's not the make or break for me. But pretending how any product looks isn't important, is rather silly.  I'm sure my dad who for whatever reason fairly often buy Playstations, would also look at that and give it a hard big think, if it's as ugly and big as it seems. Ps5 and Ps3 slim was a lot easier to mix in between other media players than this Alienware monster

[BisMarckie]

I also think that the new Xbox looks ugly as sin. Good thing I don’t really care and my wife doesn’t either since the gaming stuff is isolated in my gaming room  office

[Akala]

how can you not like a monolith? 

agree with take that if there was a black option no one would really care.

[BisMarckie]

Big black console

[nudemacusers]

Who cares what it looks like, folks.    It's not like any console has matched perfectly with your room, furniture or anything..  Size?  That's a different story..

Imagine living a life in which you don’t care about aesthetic harmony.

[Human Snorenado]

Big black console